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00:00:06A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:34Thank you, my friend.
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico, so I ride
00:01:10like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:42I don't like it.
00:02:11Oh, my God.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:24Shit.
00:02:28I can't go back.
00:02:32Ah!
00:02:38Come on!
00:02:40I can't go back.
00:02:50I can't go back.
00:02:51Where's the car?
00:02:57Yeah?
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:18Oh my...
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:16Oh, shit.
00:04:16Ah, ah!
00:04:18Oh!
00:04:20Oh!
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:35Here we go.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:53I can't wait time to go.
00:04:56Oh, shit.
00:04:59And there's an update.
00:05:01One.
00:05:07Ding!
00:05:09Jim Gordon!
00:05:11Hey!
00:05:20T cher sped by know Zac...
00:05:21This hasfat
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Sure.
00:06:51Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving us our trespasses.
00:07:02And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the pure evil that's poured
00:07:10across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States of America. Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:39Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:52Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:16God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:53Goodbye.
00:09:06Bye.
00:09:11I am going to help.
00:09:14That's Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:31Oh, shit! Hey, Papa!
00:09:33Hey, USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:09:44Hey!
00:09:49Hey!
00:10:06What is America doing?
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:14Oh, my God.
00:10:51Oh, my God.
00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab, then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah. But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
00:12:13Um, you don't owe me ten grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No. Um, you did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
00:12:28means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43 million.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:08Oh, there you go.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sÃ.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:58The most important thing
00:14:00is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs,
00:14:25I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is
00:14:55if a balloon breaks,
00:14:58you die.
00:15:05I'm not there.
00:15:07Maybe more than a kilo.
00:15:10Let's go fishing, brother.
00:15:28Hey, get your ass in the car.
00:15:30Hey, we gotta cross my tree.
00:15:57Yo.
00:15:58Sorry.
00:16:00Don't, man.
00:16:01I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:09Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:43Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:53No.
00:17:03Who is this?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:05I don't know what Spider-Man is coming out here.
00:17:11We're all off, but no one is coming out here.
00:17:12I don't know what Spider-Man is doing.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:54Get this strainer, it's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just breathing.
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the mucking.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her
00:18:36cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, right?
00:18:48Here's the rule.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:57I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow ended up their number
00:19:02one mule.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:27I left the old farm down in Texas, and bombed all around for a time.
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring at a sign that rips on a certain vine.
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:56Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:02Let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe.
00:21:10How are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard.
00:21:19It's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Hey.
00:21:27Hey.
00:21:28How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, no, no, it was great.
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:35So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch, but it always came with a lecture.
00:21:45What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to, I'd be vague.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future, because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:15Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off, but yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:20I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like, six kids, and they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Cause they're in a cult.
00:22:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Cause they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:10I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:35He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:31Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:41How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:47The one with the waggly tail?
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:24:56How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:59I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:09How much is that doggy in the window?
00:25:14Very nice, Miss Cassie.
00:25:16How much is that doggy in the window?
00:25:21How much is that doggy in the window?
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:31I come home and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:38There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45No, do not apologize, Juana. You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:10People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggy?
00:26:20I'm the doggy.
00:26:21So you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like one.
00:26:43You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:44I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:07Sit.
00:27:15You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31Well, it takes money to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:44You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49Mmm.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:10But what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How's it going, buddy?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:57It's funny.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:59I've got an A++ team running around the corner.
00:29:06You know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:34I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we've got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:47Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:48We're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate
00:29:55him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:05I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:07I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate, I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:25Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56People just want to feel special.
00:31:03Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:26Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:36Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:58A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:07Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action.
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:48Cut.
00:32:49Cut it!
00:32:50Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:03Spin her, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:07And action!
00:33:12You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:22Good note.
00:33:24And cut!
00:33:25That's a cut?
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:43Come here.
00:33:44Come here.
00:33:45Come here.
00:33:53Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah.
00:34:07Please move.
00:34:09I have Annie on line, too.
00:34:11I'll take it.
00:34:15Darling.
00:34:15How are you?
00:34:16How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26She had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28I want her to stay at this thing.
00:34:29Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:49Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:34:59Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:02Fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:04Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:07I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing.
00:35:28You know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:29But I did meet this family and, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Okay, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What's that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:00You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:02That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06But being gay is a distraction.
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck you.
00:36:08That's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men.
00:36:16All right?
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though.
00:36:21Because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:25Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:28Oh, my God.
00:36:29What are you writing? A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:36I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:42Dude.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:45Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Okay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Ru.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:57All kinds of mis-translations.
00:36:59You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:09Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible.
00:37:16Okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20Goddamn.
00:37:21You ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:22Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:23Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:33Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:02The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
00:38:08And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:29Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:33Uh, yeah.
00:38:34I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:40Hey?
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Hey.
00:38:54Hey.
00:39:24I'm going to need you to drop off the package.
00:39:26Just a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:29Yeah, me.
00:39:30Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:32Hey?
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Fay.
00:39:42You know, I'm just two of us, right?
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Fay, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Ta-da!
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Wish me luck.
00:40:07Oh.
00:40:17Oh.
00:40:20J-
00:40:20Oh.
00:40:22Oh.
00:40:23Oh.
00:40:24Oh.
00:40:36Ah!
00:41:33What the fuck?
00:41:48Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:19Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:42:48I'm gonna fuck you better than you.
00:42:50I'm gonna fuck you like a whore off the seat.
00:42:53I'm gonna fuck you my number.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:32Yeah, it's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually, yeah.
00:43:37Do you like it?
00:43:38Is this possible?
00:43:39No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:40No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:41No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:42No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:43:45No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:44:03No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:44:05No, I'm gonna fuck you.
00:44:09Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:11Actually, could you help me?
00:44:15Of course I can.
00:44:16Yeah, no problem.
00:44:17Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:29I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:32oh yeah it's a little bit difficult well if it's any consolation i think you look
00:44:40fucking amazing
00:44:42you think so hell yeah all right there you go thank you no problem so how do you know alamo
00:45:07oh
00:45:09i come apart
00:45:40oh
00:45:51oh
00:46:00she works for lord
00:46:15you walk up into my house
00:46:18dance with my girls and you don't even introduce yourself i'm so sorry
00:46:29that's mighty disrespectful little lady got that new bash man
00:46:50i was beginning to believe that i met alamo brown
00:46:54for a reason
00:46:56this is my little slice of heaven
00:46:58yeah well some of these girls
00:47:01demons
00:47:03that's cause i hand select them
00:47:05oh yeah what business are you in
00:47:07what is your girl fbi
00:47:11no i'm just curious
00:47:17i collect the most sought after resource on god's green earth more valuable than gold oil
00:47:25uranium combined
00:47:30i'm in the business of pussy
00:47:33no shit my men
00:47:36hell yeah
00:47:41yeah i done peeped it from a young age now
00:47:45i've seen it
00:47:47pussy
00:47:48that thing between your legs got a mr
00:47:51power so i figured i'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
00:47:59yeah
00:47:59ka-ching
00:48:04a
00:48:04motherfucking chair
00:48:06yeah
00:48:07oh man why came the right fucking house then
00:48:10that's right i'm the motherfucking king of pussy
00:48:14i own and operate five of the dirtiest most electable strip clubs in the state of california
00:48:21Fully nude, and I always lude.
00:48:25Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes.
00:48:29Okay, I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:34That's like my dream job.
00:48:36Owen.
00:48:37What?
00:48:38You wanna be a Hulk?
00:48:40No, man, no, no, no.
00:48:41I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:45Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:49Troubleshooting?
00:48:52I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:54I see it.
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:03I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
00:49:06What?
00:49:08CB, we got a freak-up in here.
00:49:12I'm begging you.
00:49:13Hire me.
00:49:14Come on, man.
00:49:16Please.
00:49:18Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:19Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:25Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:32Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:37That's right, babies.
00:49:38That's right.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41Your daddy.
00:49:43Is he always like this?
00:49:44Look away.
00:49:45Okay.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:49Okay.
00:50:25How's the food?
00:50:28It's good.
00:50:30Great.
00:50:35Are you happy?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:40Good.
00:50:44So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:51What part?
00:50:54Florals.
00:50:55Jesus Christ.
00:50:58So I have an idea.
00:50:59I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:03Will you just listen?
00:51:03$2,000.
00:51:05I understand.
00:51:06$5,000?
00:51:07Fine.
00:51:08But $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days, that's insane.
00:51:15Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:21Is it less flowers?
00:51:23No.
00:51:24No.
00:51:24Is it less money?
00:51:27No.
00:51:28And there's no discussion?
00:51:34What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:40You don't have any money.
00:51:43I can make it.
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:50No.
00:51:50So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:55And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:03How?
00:52:07Only fans.
00:52:14The porn website.
00:52:17See?
00:52:17No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:20You actually just...
00:52:21You want to do porn?
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:26It's really fascinating.
00:52:27You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:33I will if I have to.
00:52:40Absolutely not.
00:52:42No.
00:52:45Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:50Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:57So, what are you trying to say?
00:52:59That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:11I'm treading water right now.
00:53:14I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:18I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:24And Kurt, oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:29Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:33Baby.
00:53:34Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:37It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:38I just...
00:53:41I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:44The starting line? What about the finish line?
00:53:46It's in view. It is in view. We are so close. We're so close.
00:53:52This is going to be our moment.
00:53:54My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:58Surrounded by my friends.
00:54:01Family.
00:54:03And $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:26What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:30Pretty ones.
00:54:50You promised me.
00:54:52You're not going to show those and your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:09Jesus.
00:55:16She's laced with fentanyl.
00:55:31She sent you sabotage my shit is that what she did she put your ass up to this I swear
00:55:38to god I
00:55:38just I gave you what they gave me I didn't pack it I didn't open it I had no idea
00:55:42I mean if I did
00:55:45why the fuck would I stay here you tell me it's gonna sound fucking stupid now but I just when
00:55:55we were talking I thought that um I don't know maybe God brought us together yeah yeah I mean
00:56:06I don't want to be working for Lori she's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and
00:56:12like pathing my intestines and going across the border it's fucking hell on earth it's over some
00:56:17shit I did in high school did she just say fucking high school nigga she talking about high school
00:56:23Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then like my mom found it and she flushed it down
00:56:28the
00:56:28toilet I mean I'm not like blaming my mom obviously because I should have hit it better but the point
00:56:32is Lori came back and she said that I owed her a hundred thousand dollars and I have been paying
00:56:37for that single fucking mistake ever since so you know when you started talking about how in America
00:56:46you can reinvent yourself I thought I don't know maybe this is God maybe this is the hand of God
00:56:56at work you know giving me something to look forward to or like some kind of hope that
00:57:04one day I could you know I could also have my own little size of heaven
00:57:16so you believe in God
00:57:21yes sir
00:57:27well let's see if he believes in you
00:57:31I will be giving you a little bit but I can't do it
00:57:33but I can't do it
00:57:35well
00:57:35hmm
00:57:35hmm
00:57:37hmm
00:57:48hmm
00:57:48hmm
00:57:48hmm
00:57:48hmm
00:57:49hmm
00:57:51hmm
00:57:52hmm
00:58:19If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:56I'd stay real still.
00:59:26I'd stay real still.
00:59:55I'd stay real still.
01:00:22I'd stay real still.
01:00:26I'd stay real still.
01:01:01I'd stay real still.
01:01:25I'd stay real still.
01:01:31But she sits waiting patiently, smiles when she first sees me, cause she's made that way.
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