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00:00Tonight, the marionette of a mediocre puppeteer,
00:03it's Josh Rubin.
00:08Here to do exactly one forward somersault, it's Zach Oyama.
00:14By the end of this episode, I will do exactly one somersault.
00:18And with a Dimension 20-themed Make Some Noise intro,
00:22it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:24Hello, and welcome to another thrilling episode
00:28of Make Some Noise.
00:30I'm your humble contestant, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:32With me as always are our Noise Boys.
00:34Say hi, Noise Boys.
00:35Hi, Noise Boys.
00:37They're all here to...
00:40Make some noise!
00:54Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:55The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:59I am your host, Sam Reich.
01:00Here's how the show works.
01:01I have here a series of improvisational prompts
01:03our players have never seen before.
01:07Isn't that right, players?
01:09That's right.
01:10Is that right?
01:11You have a big decision to make here, my friend.
01:17If I knew whether or not I'd seen them before,
01:21I would have already had to have seen them.
01:25Congratulations, Brennan.
01:26It's the 11th time!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
01:31You've done this bit!
01:34Now you're locked in to where this goes in the season,
01:37so who has the last laugh really?
01:39They will, to the best of their ability,
01:42fulfill those prompts.
01:43I will award them corresponding points,
01:45and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:47which, if unused, will suffer from atrophy.
01:53Babe!
01:54Woof!
01:56P-U!
01:58Do not!
02:00Go in there!
02:02Woo!
02:04Players, are you ready to rumble?
02:05Yes.
02:06Ready to rumble.
02:07In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
02:09This is a minigame that we like to call
02:10Take Some Direction, How It Works As Players.
02:12I will ask for you to perform a single line of dialogue
02:15over and over and over again.
02:17As you do, I will give you direction.
02:19Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
02:23Does that make sense?
02:24Uh-huh.
02:24Your line is, Josh, from Friday Night Lights.
02:29Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:32Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:35Exactly, like your tongue is bigger.
02:36Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:38Right, unlike your tongue is even bigger.
02:39Clear eyes, full hearts, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:43Josh!
02:44Cheesily.
02:44Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:50Zach!
02:50Gently to Josh.
02:52Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:56Brennan, left out by Zach.
02:57Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
03:05Josh, emphasizing every third word.
03:08Clear eyes, can't!
03:09Nope, full.
03:10Clear eyes, full.
03:10Full, I can't!
03:12I can't!
03:16Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
03:20Zach, pretending you didn't just run up ten flights of stairs.
03:24Clear eyes, full hearts.
03:27Can't lose.
03:28Brennan, an old-timey flim-flam man.
03:30Why, those eyes are undimmed by murkiness of any sort.
03:33In fact, I've never seen any more translucent set of peepers in my life.
03:37And as for those hearts, well, far from being vacuous, empty, or unfilled, I'd say they're past the brim.
03:44With those two ingredients, you will find your victory is assured.
03:48Wow.
03:48Josh is the lead-up to his knees.
03:50Clear eyes, uh, uh, full har- full hearts.
03:54Uh, can't, uh, look at the light.
03:57Huh?
03:57Look at the light.
03:58Ugh, can't, can't lose.
03:59Blah!
04:01Zach, suddenly realizing how high up you are.
04:04Clear eyes, full hearts, can't-
04:08Shh.
04:12Get down from there!
04:13I can't!
04:16Come on down, son!
04:17Asteroids.
04:20Finally, Brennan, in a way that annoys Sam.
04:24Uh-oh.
04:27Leave the tea.
04:28Leave the tea.
04:31Sorry.
04:33Sorry.
04:34Sorry.
04:35Hold on.
04:36Sorry.
04:37Clear-
04:38Clear eyes.
04:39Sorry, is that good for sound?
04:40Clear eyes.
04:40Sorry.
04:41Sorry.
04:42Clear eyes.
04:43Clear eyes.
04:44Fine.
04:44Shit.
04:44Sorry.
04:45Clear eyes.
04:48Sorry.
04:49Clear eyes.
04:51Here, Josh, you want to take it?
04:52Yeah, sure.
04:52Great, thank you.
04:53Clear eyes, full hearts, can't-
04:55Sorry, I'll take it one more time.
04:56That was you, Josh.
04:57Sorry.
04:58Give it to Zach.
04:58Sorry.
04:59Great.
04:59One more time.
05:00Thank you, Zach.
05:01Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
05:06Oh, shit, sorry.
05:07Stepped on it.
05:07So far away that time.
05:08Give it to Jackie, maybe.
05:09Yeah, Jackie definitely won't press it.
05:11Yeah, I think this is going to be saving with the crew.
05:13Jackie, who is on your paycheck, Jackie?
05:16Jackie definitely won't.
05:16Whose name?
05:17Clear eyes.
05:18Oh!
05:21We'll get it in a pickup at the end.
05:22We'll get it in a pickup at the end.
05:24That brings us to round one.
05:26Josh!
05:27Yes!
05:27Liam Neeson's top four on Letterboxd.
05:31No problem.
05:32Well, the first one is a bit obscure.
05:34I believe it's a European film.
05:36It's called Master of Disguise, Dana Carvey.
05:40Probably one of the most interesting European films
05:43certainly I've ever seen.
05:45The second one's a huge influence on me,
05:46just as an actor.
05:48Freddie Got Fingered.
05:49I love, love Freddie Got Fingered.
05:51It's emotional, it's fluid, it's very European.
05:55Another film I really enjoy, very European sensibility.
05:58Remember the Fantastic Four with the Silver Surfer?
06:02Last one, I'd have to say Jaws 4 to Revenge,
06:05where the shark literally roars.
06:07Oh God, it's so European.
06:10By the way, head to coca-cola.com backslash no problem
06:13to get my crew neck.
06:14We have nothing to do with coca-cola.com.
06:17Yep, yep, head on down.
06:17Do I even need to say it?
06:18Arizona iced tea backslash no problem.
06:21A very particular set of points for you.
06:24Very good.
06:25Zach!
06:25Uh-huh?
06:26He's a 10, but he's a dine and dasher.
06:31Trying to think of how to be hot in any way.
06:35Doing it.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I dropped my wallet and it hit my bicep.
06:42Bounce somewhere else.
06:44Anyways.
06:45I guess I work out three, four times a week.
06:47I'm 195 muscle, 6'4".
06:50Those are my dimensions, sorry.
06:52Have you ever seen Jacob Elordi?
06:54People are like, Jacob.
06:58Yeah, this has been the best first date of mine.
07:01Hey!
07:02Hey, that dude did not pay.
07:03The linguine is ready right now!
07:05Oh my God, but to be fair, he was very hot.
07:08Hey, maybe you could pay.
07:10Maybe you could pay for me.
07:12Maybe you could pay.
07:14French people serving linguine.
07:16Definitely handled that.
07:16Definitely handled.
07:17It's a 10 points, but for a dumb reason for you, Zach.
07:21Cool.
07:21Which brings us to Brennan.
07:24Yes.
07:24A glowing forward of the next player's performance.
07:29The year is 2013.
07:30I am sitting at a MacBook, where do I go?
07:34Nowhere else other than the College Humor YouTube channel,
07:37where I see perhaps my favorite performer,
07:40none other than Josh Rubin.
07:42A man who not only is a comedic genius,
07:45a talented director, and a golden-hearted man,
07:50but also define for me at that early point in my comedic career
07:53what it meant to embody a comedic character.
07:57What a dream realized to not only get to one day meet that man,
08:01but work with him.
08:02The performance you're about to see
08:04is going to be the greatest comedic performance
08:07that has ever been featured on Dropout.TV.
08:11It will dwarf the achievements of every other show on the platform.
08:16I know this because I know Josh Rubin.
08:19In a world where so often we are beset by inequity, strife, tribulation,
08:24there is one man whose mantra should live in all of our hearts
08:28when we dream of that better world.
08:30When Josh Rubin is around, there truly is no problem.
08:37Josh.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Mr. Peepee Pants pees his pants again.
09:11Oh, he's drinking too much water.
09:14Oh, as long as you're shaking.
09:16No.
09:20Oh, he's slipping on his own pee.
09:22He's slipping on his own peepee.
09:23He's slipping on his pee.
09:25Oh, no.
09:27Don't drink more, Mr. Peepee Pants.
09:30Don't drink more.
09:31Don't drink more.
09:32Oh, no.
09:32No.
09:33The floor is already slipping.
09:34You're pee pee.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37Oh.
09:40Wow.
09:40Wow.
09:41No.
09:42No.
09:43Trandor.
09:44Trandor's back.
09:46Trandor.
09:47Get out of here, Trandor.
09:50Wow.
09:52Thank you, sir.
09:54I love it when a plan comes together, you know what I mean?
09:57Let's go.
09:58One pair of pants of pee for you, Josh.
10:01Zach.
10:02Yeah.
10:02An anti-bullying assembly led by someone chosen at random from LinkedIn Easy Apply.
10:13Oh, shit.
10:22Well, I, you know, I'm here today because I'm here to talk about something pretty important.
10:28If I could just come and do this a little bit.
10:32As we all know, in school, a big problem is bullying.
10:36Right?
10:36Yeah.
10:37Where are you?
10:38I'm Sean.
10:39You can just call me Sean.
10:42What are your credentials?
10:43Uh, I've gotten my ass kicked many times.
10:46And, uh, one time, I kicked someone's ass.
10:49So I have some middle muscles.
10:51And let me tell you.
10:52Wow.
10:53It's a lot better to kick someone's ass than get your ass kicked.
10:56Woo!
10:56Woo!
10:57Yes, Sean!
10:58Sean!
10:59Sean!
10:59Who here has kicked some ass before?
11:02Trevor, he's a bully.
11:03Have you ever gotten your ass kicked, Trevor?
11:05Never.
11:06My man.
11:11One point no cover letter for you.
11:12Happy to work.
11:13Which brings us back to Brennan.
11:17Mm-hmm.
11:18The One Ring's Terms of Service inscription.
11:21Forged from the fires of Mount Doom.
11:24The One Ring.
11:26Aznag Gimbatul.
11:28Aznag Thrataluk.
11:31Aznag.
11:32Your location can be shared not only with the Nine Ring Raids, but also Palantir, the San Francisco-based security
11:40technology firm.
11:41What the fuck does this say? Hold on. Hold on.
11:46Gandalf.
11:47The rings will neither corrupt your heart nor your spirit. Instead, they will geo-share your location.
11:55And they will be able to advertise to you. For example.
11:58I'm just gonna chance it.
12:00Call him. No. The ring. Any IP you create while wearing that ring. Sauron will own it.
12:07My novella?
12:08I didn't know you were writing a novella.
12:14That's a truly evil Dark Lord right there. How about it?
12:17Yeah, it sure is.
12:18Yeah, let's say 419 pages of fine print points for you, Brennan.
12:22Which brings us to our second minigame. Players, I would invite you to the Warp Zone.
12:28Here's how this is gonna work.
12:30I am going to apply to each of you a face filter.
12:35You simply pitch to me a character that makes sense for that face.
12:42Gotcha.
12:43We will start with Josh.
12:46Wow.
12:48That's pretty good.
12:50Oh, that's different too.
12:52Hi.
12:54Saw you across the room and thought maybe we could, you know.
12:59My last date was so startled when I came up behind her that she slammed a sliding glass door on
13:05my head.
13:06But it hasn't slammed...
13:08Why is he Jason Bateman?
13:10She didn't slam the glass door on my confidence.
13:16How long have you looked better than me?
13:21Next up, Sam.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:23Oh.
13:23Wow.
13:24Wow.
13:26Ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:30Bim, boom.
13:31Um, hi, neighbor, hi.
13:35Ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:38So I just wanted to preemptively apologize.
13:41It seems as though I took your DoorDash order.
13:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:46Three tacos, one burger, two different places.
13:49it's interesting I came over here because I didn't realize you had a ring
13:56camera and I need you to know that if you call the cops they will find so many
14:02things terrifying
14:16many strange and wondrous items do I have a crown of obsidian taken from the
14:24deepest sea a jeweled mask that tells the wearer how much different bargains are
14:31running for a terrible dachshund who won't stop barking once again Josh I'm good
14:47I'm good I'm good I'm good something is sucking me to another place but if you
14:52wanna I got Michelob Zandepritz I got Michelob Zandepritz Zachary hold on let me
15:02see yeah I had the nine nine a.m. deep tissue it's like here it's not so much
15:15here or here and finally Breton oh oh oh well the breed is known for loyalty the
15:25breed is known for loyalty Danish kings if you can believe that actually
15:30first hunted with these animals but they do bite me constantly so that brings
15:41us to round two where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos
15:46Josh and Zach to Bruce Wayne giving just enough information to the contractor
15:53building the back hello oh shit yeah at 1130 yeah sorry I it's really late what's your name Sean oh
16:03you're Sean from Seanville contracting
16:04Seanville contracting yeah didn't you do a bullying assembly or am I yeah actually I
16:10want to talk about the big project I have but you actually had some really really
16:14interesting things to say about bullying I'm just asking because I'm kind of in
16:17the bullying business if you know oh interesting you shouldn't because it's
16:21yeah but I'm yeah come on down here so what are we working on down here it seems
16:25like a lot of space this is sort of a man cave thing you want like a ethernet down
16:29here or what actually that'd be great what's the best one well we can just
16:32contact AT&T and figure out I don't really I want to put a really big coin next to a
16:39car you probably just don't lift that tarp you think I could fit a really big coin up
16:43here the penguin has oh has gotten out at the Gotham City Zoo that's so cute
16:51Alfred um why don't you come over here and just uh why don't you refer to me as
16:58your father come I raised you not this shit now I wanted to remind you it would
17:04be great if there was a training area for a 12 year old boy right to learn how to
17:12fight grown adult criminals when I was 12 I wish I could kick adults ass I'll
17:16tell you that when I was getting bullied a lot of times it was adults but then I
17:21kicked one of the adults asses hey hey wait a minute uh one second do we got another
17:26suit you'd be great and that's how Nightwing came to be yeah yeah let's say
17:33three Christopher Nolan points for the not three big coins which brings us to
17:37Zach and Brennan yes a mountaintop monk who only knows hot goss
17:53oh I found you I've journeyed from far is this it I knew that you would make it
18:00here you did Trish told me oh that is just like Trish well she added again to know what Trish
18:10is up to
18:11look inside yourself open your mind's eye what do you see um if it's her blowing a guy at O'Sullivan's
18:29in the bathroom what that bathroom is nasty it's a college bar you're 30 yeah
18:38wait so was Caleb there in my last message to you before I attain enlightenment there is no difference
18:48between you and me me and Caleb Caleb and you except for one thing Caleb's who got blown
18:56I knew it oh my god oh shit and he evaporated shit he's gone oh my god let's say a
19:04total rumor
19:05millimeter points of both of you uh which brings us to Brennan and Josh a biblically accurate
19:14guardian angel oh man I just I don't know if I should go forward with this or not but
19:21uh I've only had a little guidance
19:25I'm the devil on your shoulder you know what you should do huh do whatever you want
19:39see god
19:40I am the ever-burning sword I am the seven names of divinity the tree of life which was forged
19:49at the
19:49dawn of time I know neither free will nor anything other than praising the eternal lord you alone were
19:56given a chance at salvation you alone were given a gate to paradise think Brad think of what you
20:03must do yeah what what Brad is mr. pee-pee pants you should piss everywhere yeah no no no I'm
20:23sorry
20:23God the most high you will come with me to the gates of heaven and see for himself the lord
20:30of lords and king of kings
20:32oh my god oh god god Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad do you wish to gaze upon my
20:44face
20:46um you know what I think I just want to humbly get back turn and face me Brad
20:57oh my god oh my god we were created in his image after all we were
21:04I love you Brad I love you God
21:09that's just classic comedy right classic comedy classic Lovecraftian biblical
21:15chuckles a fucking terrifying amount of points for the both of you as we move on to Josh and Zach
21:24Smeagol's good and bad side self-reflect after an improv 101 show
21:36oh my god
21:38oh my god
21:38oh my god
21:41they didn't respond as I wish they did
21:44slearing
21:46slearing at me
21:47not laughing
21:49but slearing it
21:51slearing is strong
21:53maybe they just
21:54maybe we don't
21:54we hated them
21:57as much as they hated us
22:00Oh, look, the teacher's coming to give us notes.
22:04Guys, hello, hello.
22:05Hey, great effort all around, everybody.
22:07Evan, Lila, Smeagol, it was really excellent.
22:11So first beats, I think when Lila mentioned
22:14that she was giving a wedding ring in the scene with Evan,
22:18I noticed, Smeagol, that you leapt onto the stage
22:20and bit Evan's finger off in real life.
22:23I knew I was going to do that.
22:26Do we think that that ring was the one ring
22:28forged in the fires of Mount Doom?
22:30Or do we think that it was maybe an engagement ring?
22:33Yeah, it was an engagement ring.
22:35That looks so good.
22:36Even the ring that I wanted.
22:38Does your character want the ring or does he want love?
22:40He wants love.
22:43What's something we can do to serve that?
22:45Slash off your face,
22:47but also emotionally, like, ground your character.
22:52Good on grounding.
22:53Do not bite fingers.
22:55Now, I thought the Italian chef walk-on in third beats
22:58was incredible.
22:58I thought so.
23:00I thought so.
23:00I thought so.
23:02Aw.
23:03Aw.
23:03Aw.
23:04Aw.
23:06Gosh, I would say the three whole books
23:08and the Hobbit series.
23:09I'll throw in that for you as well.
23:10Oh, sure.
23:11Okay.
23:12Which brings us back to Zach and Brennan.
23:17I live to serve.
23:18This private chef only knows how to make French toast,
23:22and it's day three on the job.
23:24Hey, Bill, how's it going, man?
23:27Um...
23:28I wanted to come check in,
23:30because I just got the menu you sent up
23:33for the garden party this weekend.
23:35Which is good, right?
23:36Ha-ha.
23:37Yeah.
23:39Um...
23:39So...
23:40So...
23:41So...
23:42Sacrobleu.
23:43Yeah, the, um...
23:44Actually, can we just have a quick check-in?
23:46Of course.
23:47I'm about to have cars.
23:48So what are we making...
23:49Is this for dinner tonight?
23:50I'm thinking, uh, for dinner,
23:52we will start with our French toast, and...
23:55And what are we gonna finish on?
23:56We're starting our French toast.
23:57For dessert, we will have an elegant, fluffy French toast.
24:03Bill, I...
24:04I'm not French, man.
24:05I'm not French.
24:06That's not the part I'm worried about.
24:08I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a French guy.
24:10French people...
24:11Oh, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
24:12Hey, man, first of all, let's be so clear.
24:15You're immediately fired.
24:17That's number one.
24:19So you've just admitted to me that you're lying
24:21and doing a French accent.
24:22No, I don't...
24:23Listen, shut up.
24:24I got nervous.
24:25Oh, shit.
24:25Okay?
24:26I got a little nervous, and said I was French,
24:28because a lot of chefs are French.
24:29Have you seen Ratatouille?
24:30First of all, the main chef in Ratatouille's not French.
24:33Are you gonna call me a liar now?
24:34Well?
24:35I will fucking stomp you out, baby.
24:39Say that again?
24:41Say that again.
24:43Say that again.
24:45He just said he would stomp me out.
24:47He called me a liar, and he said he would stomp me out.
24:49Are you live streaming this, or are you recording it?
24:51What's up IG?
24:52It's French chef for sure.
24:54You're not doing your French accent.
24:55He loves French toast.
24:57I haven't made French toast three meals a day
24:58for the past two days.
24:59It's good.
25:00Is it bad?
25:01Is it bad French toast?
25:03Is it bad French toast?
25:06Is it bad French toast?
25:11It's the best French toast I've ever had.
25:14It has to be good.
25:15You make it three meals a day.
25:16It's gotta be good.
25:18Three meals a day amount of points for the both of you.
25:20Wow.
25:21That's three.
25:21Last prompt of round two, Brennan.
25:24Yahoy.
25:24And Josh.
25:25Yahoy?
25:26The fans asked for it, and we are but their humble servants.
25:31Oh boy.
25:32Two grizzled sea captains compare storm stories.
25:38I want you to go first this time.
25:40Actually, wait.
25:40Maybe I should go first.
25:42It's your choice.
25:44You want me to go first, or you want me to go second?
25:46Wait, let me run over the mouth again.
25:48You'll just fucking best me by talking for five minutes
25:51with some epic shit.
25:53Hey baby, I don't mind going first, not one bit.
25:55If you let me know.
25:56You want to let ladies go first?
25:59The only lady I know about is the mighty tempest
26:02that came rolling in off the seas.
26:05I was out in the gray of the Bering,
26:08hunting for crab deep under the freezing waves.
26:11Even Davy Jones would shiver in his boots
26:14in that frozen hellscape.
26:16The boat capsized, and I went storming forward.
26:20Lightning crashed, and it struck the tip of my penis,
26:23and I busted so hard.
26:25Always with your fucking head, dude.
26:27Why?
26:27It's the truth.
26:28Lightning hit my cock and I busted.
26:30Wait a minute.
26:31Wait a minute.
26:32I busted as soft as a rag doll.
26:34It always had this way.
26:35And I busted everywhere.
26:37The frothy foam of the Bering Sea mixing with chism.
26:41I know.
26:42I don't know, but I want to hear your story.
26:44Well, you know, I was out in a pretty modest dinghy.
26:47A light drizzle came down from the heavens.
26:50A gentle wave took me to a lovely eroded rock island,
26:54where a mermaid with hair like hay was like,
26:58Hey, I'm just a mermaid.
27:00I'm not going to be harmful whatsoever.
27:02And I wasn't going to do anything weird with my dick or cum,
27:05because the fucking storms fiddled my taint, okay?
27:08I just hung out with a mermaid whose name was Amy.
27:11Hey, Amos.
27:12Yeah?
27:13That's a great story.
27:14I was on the red dot in Jupiter, the largest storm in our solar system.
27:21An eternal red blaze getting pegged by the Kraken.
27:26A massive tentacle deep in my asshole,
27:29rubbing my prostate so vigorously that I busted into the core of the planet
27:35over and over and over.
27:37It was making me cum just from the butt.
27:40Nothing touched my wiener.
27:43In the greatest storm in our solar system,
27:46a Kraken brought me to space to meet aliens,
27:50and then it made me cum just from the butt.
27:53Come on, then.
27:55Wow.
27:56Goran and Amos.
27:57Goran and Amos.
27:58Well, now we know.
27:59Wow.
28:00It was just storm stories.
28:01It was storm stories.
28:02Absolute fierce tempest worth of points for the both of you.
28:05Which brings us to our final minigame.
28:09This is a little minigame that we like to call,
28:12Who Are You Supposed To Be?
28:14How it works is when I say go,
28:16my players will race over to this trunk of items,
28:20costume pieces, props, race back to your podium buzz in,
28:23and pitch me who you're supposed to be.
28:25Does that make sense?
28:26Yep.
28:27In that case, away you go.
28:32Stop.
28:32Dude, literally, Josh is going to win.
28:34Think about it.
28:35No, no, no.
28:35Hey, you should have an opportunity as well.
28:37No one's doing it.
28:37But I don't understand.
28:39Shit, Zach's doing it.
28:41Wait.
28:43Josh, just imagine a guy with lizard hands,
28:45and he's on a bike.
28:46Am I wrong?
28:47Great.
28:47Now give him a name.
28:49Rex Rider.
28:49You're so close to something there, Josh.
28:52Zach.
28:52I'm the auteur assassin.
28:58Right in.
28:58David.
29:03My favorite joke from this segment.
29:08Josh.
29:09Mike Rider.
29:10Mike Rider, the rex, the lizard handed bike rider?
29:13Mike Rider is like you're doing a pun on the first name.
29:16Yeah.
29:16So it doesn't incorporate the dinosaur yet.
29:18Oh, that's good.
29:21Tyrannosaurus rides.
29:23The rides pun feels a little strained to me.
29:25Yeah, okay.
29:26Do you know what I mean?
29:26How are you guys doing?
29:28I'm doing okay.
29:32Zach.
29:33Really?
29:34Colonel Mustard?
29:35Plum?
29:36No one thinks Red Rebecca did the murder?
29:38Incredible.
29:40Red Rebecca.
29:42Wow.
29:43Red Rebecca?
29:44The auteur assassin.
29:46Redhead.
29:47Old Rond.
29:48Old Rond.
29:49Half Elvin.
29:51Elrond.
29:52I don't need to prove myself to anybody.
29:54I don't need to prove myself to you.
29:56I don't need to prove myself to Sam.
29:57It's Elrond, but he's old, okay?
29:59It's Elrond.
29:59He's old Elrond.
30:00I don't need to prove myself.
30:03Josh.
30:03Harley Davidson.
30:04Harley Davidson.
30:04Rawr.
30:05Okay, so in that case, the Harley Davidson was the bike reference, and then you made a noise
30:10that a dinosaur would make.
30:12Yeah.
30:12But they're not combined yet, you know?
30:13Okay.
30:14Oh, oh, oh.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Bikes.
30:18Okay.
30:19The people have spoken.
30:22I have an idea that involves all of us.
30:24Oh, shit.
30:25In this specific state.
30:27I'll come over here.
30:30Zach.
30:31Triple guy investments.
30:33Do you need a vest?
30:34Do you need to put it on?
30:35We're gonna help you out.
30:39Wow, Zach.
30:39Invest today.
30:41Really good.
30:42There's never been a better time to be an vest.
30:46Brennan.
30:46Jacob Wysocki.
30:47Oh.
30:50Honestly, fantastic.
30:52Fantastic.
30:54Oh.
30:54Josh.
30:55Rex Michaelis.
30:57There's nothing about this that's an impression of Vic Michaelis, right?
31:01It feels like you're trying to capitalize on Brennan's success.
31:04Zach.
31:05I'm Mrs. PP.
31:12Wow.
31:14Brennan.
31:15I'm Playboy Bunny.
31:16You fucking happy?
31:19You fucking happy?
31:20That is a mini...
31:24Oh, Josh.
31:25Huh.
31:25BM Rex.
31:27Oh, fuck, yeah.
31:29BM Rex.
31:30That was mine.
31:30But wait.
31:31Da-da-da-da-bikes.
31:37Each year, we gather to celebrate short-form improvisational comedy.
31:41But tonight, let us take a moment to honor someone who can't be with us due to scheduling conflicts because
31:48they're shooting something in Budapest.
31:50Please join us as we remember Vic Michaelis, who's gone only for a very short period of time.
31:56Vic.
31:57Vic.
31:58That is my name.
31:59Vic.
31:59Yeah.
32:00Vic!
32:00Yes.
32:01A dog help a dame out.
32:03You know what I mean?
32:05It's not sad, okay?
32:06Smiling faces.
32:08Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci.
32:13I love this because it's like Groundhog Day or the Hallmark movie, Round and Round.
32:17Evelyn Tucci.
32:19I'm responsible for the BP oil spill.
32:24So, Evelyn Tucci, I think an important thing to know about...
32:27His name is the hand blurb blurb.
32:29Yeah!
32:39We miss you, Vic.
32:40By the time you see this, you will have been home for a while.
32:43Yeah.
32:44You will have been home for months.
32:45Seven months.
32:46And months.
32:47That brings us to Round 3, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
32:54The podium's in the way.
32:55Josh.
32:56Zach.
32:57Hey.
32:57Brennan.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:58This is a quick round, Robin.
33:00If you could please deliver your responses to your respective solo cameras.
33:05Your prompt is...
33:07Less popular boy band personality types.
33:11Rocco, the landlord.
33:14Hey, it's four boys and the guy who owns the building that they live in.
33:19Hi, I'm Tarantula Slithers.
33:22Y'all like reptiles?
33:23I sure do.
33:24Kiss my iguana and my python, if you know what I mean.
33:31I am the creepy southern man who gives directions.
33:37And I happen to be the final member of BTS.
33:40Yes.
33:41I'm the sickly one.
33:44Father, let me join the boy band because I haven't very long to live at all.
33:50If you throw your panties at me and they strike me, I shall die.
33:55Even the most negligibly hefty panty will kill me in contrast.
34:00Oh no, I love this game.
34:03Hi, I'm Chris.
34:04I'm 16 years old and I'm in a boy band, but instead of singing, I do a very specific impression
34:09of Marge Simpson.
34:12Hey, homie.
34:13I'm not great at it.
34:16But I'm here.
34:17It's weird how every song ends with...
34:19And I want it that way.
34:22Hey, homie.
34:25Oh, incredible.
34:27Let's say a poster of 18 points up on each of your bedroom walls.
34:31Which brings us to...
34:34Josh.
34:34What?
34:35Zach.
34:35Huh?
34:36Brennan.
34:36You call and I answer.
34:38What Republicans think happens in a Norwegian prison?
34:42Oh no.
34:45Your buns, they are too tight?
34:46Yeah.
34:48Click, click, click.
34:50Ice cream?
34:51Oh, thank you.
34:52Ice cream?
34:53Yes, please.
34:53Very good.
34:54But I have a bit of a tummy ache.
34:57You are free to go.
34:58Your sentence is commuted.
35:01Oh man.
35:02May I take the ice cream?
35:04The prison will send ice cream home with you.
35:08Goodbye, Frederick.
35:10Thank you for doing crimes.
35:14A life sentence of points to you all.
35:17Which brings us to the last prompt of our season.
35:22Shit.
35:23Josh.
35:24Hi.
35:24Zach.
35:25Hi.
35:25Brennan.
35:26Hi.
35:28Congratulations.
35:29It's a gift prompt.
35:31What?
35:31And it comes from none other than yourselves.
35:35What?
35:35What's happening?
35:36Wait, is this gonna be some AI shit?
35:38Here with my two brothers.
35:40Bronan and Zeck.
35:41We're gonna translate some bad guys back to hell.
35:44Our bad guys come from hell and we need to send them back.
35:47What could they be saying?
35:49Bad things about the Bible.
35:51That's right, brothers.
35:53Oh God.
35:54We're Australian Power Rangers for Christ.
36:04It's praying time.
36:05Form of Christ the Saviour.
36:10Form of T-Rex that anachronistically works with the idea of Christ.
36:16In the seven days in which God took to create our world.
36:21It's me.
36:23The demon of lust.
36:25With also a boomerang.
36:27Oh no.
36:29I've come to take these nice Aussie teens and convince them of the beauty of premarital sex.
36:36Cockerang.
36:37Go.
36:39By the power of Joshua's sword.
36:41That's a Bible thing, right?
36:42I got that.
36:45Abstinence rules.
36:47Right.
36:48Crikey.
36:49I got him.
36:50He's all chundered over the ground.
36:53Absolutely chundered.
36:54I think we're gonna take a quick break to tip our audience a little bit of a PSA.
36:58Have you ever been in a situation where you, um, do you want to do something you want to do?
37:04Well, just do what we would do.
37:05We would, uh...
37:08We would stand up for ourselves.
37:11Stand up for oursel...
37:12Stand up.
37:13We'd stand up for ourselves.
37:15That's right.
37:16Remember this, kids.
37:17If there's a voice inside your heart that tells you to do bad things, hate yourself.
37:23Just absolutely hate yourself.
37:25Fill yourself with guilt.
37:27Suppress it.
37:28Keep it all inside.
37:29The number one thing Christ believed in was overtaking your nation's government to legislate against homosexuality.
37:37That's the number one thing he was talking about.
37:41That's absolutely right.
37:42Phyllis, can I interest you into celebrating our defeat of the chundered man over there with a quick little video?
37:49I think that would be great.
37:50I think that's a good one.
37:51Can you film me for a moment?
37:52All right.
37:52Coming at you.
37:53It's the Green Cross Ranger.
37:56What do you have to say, Green Cross Ranger?
37:57Watch this.
37:59Oh!
38:04Wow!
38:07What do you know about that?
38:09What do you know about that?
38:10What do you know about that?
38:12What do you know about that?
38:12What do you know about that?
38:13What do you know about that?
38:13He's dead!
38:14He's dead!
38:15He's dead!
38:15He's...
38:15Crushed energy!
38:16One giant Megazord point for you all.
38:21Which brings us to the end of our season.
38:25Our winner tonight...
38:29Brennan Lee.
38:32What?
38:32Brennan, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
38:38I dedicate this to my fellow Noise Boys.
38:40I dedicate this to Zack Somersault.
38:42That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
38:44Tune in next season for more of The Game Samer.
38:46I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
38:49Good night.
38:57Good night.
39:00Thank you
39:03Good night.
39:04Good night.
39:04Good night.
39:05Good night.
39:05We'll keep it in we're adding Mahar.
39:05Ooh Jar staple was the one- mo National Park.
39:06We're calling everyone on thenel.
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