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Full Episode of The Comeback Play
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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:06Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:08If the sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning, he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:15You got this baby. You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:19I never could have done this without you.
00:00:21And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:24I've hired it long nights and weeks away.
00:00:26It'll just be us...
00:00:28and our son.
00:00:33I love you.
00:00:35Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:39The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:42They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:44Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:46Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:49He's heading to the front court!
00:00:52We have three seconds left. Can the Sniper save the game?
00:00:59This is for you, baby.
00:01:03There's the release!
00:01:05No! He missed!
00:01:07Wait a sec. Is that his signature move?
00:01:11The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:15Yes!
00:01:17Yes!
00:01:19Yes!
00:01:21Yes!
00:01:23Yes!
00:01:24Yes!
00:01:32I could have done this without you.
00:01:40The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:51I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:01Regina, no!
00:02:12My son. Take care of my son.
00:02:18No!
00:02:22We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:02:25A man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:28So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:37After the death of a family member, the goad of basketball is retiring and disappear.
00:02:47It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:02:50Don't give up your son, Marcel. You'll regret it forever.
00:02:53This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:02:57I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:12Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:17I'll never play again.
00:03:25How could I be so blind?
00:03:29I put basketball before my family.
00:03:31I put them in danger.
00:03:33This is what I deserve.
00:03:34Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:37Does greatness run in the family?
00:03:38Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:03:40The Sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:03:42I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:03:44I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:03:48So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:03:51My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:03:56It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:03:59I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:02But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:03A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:07It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:11He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:15Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:17Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:20You know what that means, guys.
00:04:22Bonus time.
00:04:25Biggest cut for me.
00:04:28Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:29It's your math skills that broke the record.
00:04:32I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:04:33You gonna deny me my cut?
00:04:35Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:04:37I should fire your ass.
00:04:39Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:04:41So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:04:44or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:04:48I've lost everything.
00:04:49I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:04:51No thanks.
00:04:53I quit.
00:04:55Quit? Good luck.
00:04:56Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:05:06If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:10I'm sorry.
00:05:12We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:23I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:05:27Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:05:30Holy shit!
00:05:32That's Omari Gibbs!
00:05:33Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:05:35As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:05:37Hey, Marcel!
00:05:40Come with me.
00:05:42We need you back in the game.
00:05:55We need the sniper as Lightning's assistant coach.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00And don't call me that.
00:06:01The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:03We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:05We need a miracle.
00:06:07We need you.
00:06:08I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:11I'm not your guy.
00:06:12Wait.
00:06:14I want to show you something.
00:06:17Pass your faith!
00:06:19Screen up!
00:06:20D! D!
00:06:20Let's go, Mars!
00:06:21Hit the basket!
00:06:23Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:06:25We don't win this playoff game.
00:06:28The owner's gonna sell.
00:06:29They'll rebuild, rebrand,
00:06:31and Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:06:34Go up against the 99ers.
00:06:36He can't beat them on his own.
00:06:38I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:06:41You could.
00:06:41If you coach him to the finals.
00:06:43He'll never respect you.
00:06:45Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:06:47This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:06:50Marsal.
00:06:51I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:06:54Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01I'll do it.
00:07:07But no one can know who I am.
00:07:08And I'm only coaching on not playing.
00:07:11Never play again.
00:07:25All right.
00:07:26Listen up.
00:07:27The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:07:33But there's no way we're gonna...
00:07:35I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:07:37Dad?
00:07:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:07:46I'm your new assistant coach.
00:07:47What do they call you?
00:07:48Coach combo me up?
00:07:52No, no fucking way.
00:07:53He's an alcoholic loser.
00:07:55He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:07:59I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:03Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:05I don't think so.
00:08:07What the hell is Mari thinking?
00:08:08We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:08:11You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:08:16You think it's that easy, old man?
00:08:18If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:08:22What do you know?
00:08:23The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:08:28He's wasted.
00:08:29Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:08:45Lucky shot.
00:08:47Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:08:48When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:08:51What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:08:55A shooting contest.
00:08:57Three extreme shots.
00:08:58The best one to make him wins.
00:09:00If you win, you can stay.
00:09:02But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:05And never come back.
00:09:08I never wanted to play again.
00:09:10Especially not against my own son.
00:09:12But if I have to prove myself to protect him.
00:09:15Deal.
00:09:19Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:09:23important game?
00:09:24I don't know.
00:09:26Then show us what he's got.
00:09:27He's a useless deadbeat.
00:09:29He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:09:34All right.
00:09:35Three expert level shots.
00:09:37The step back three.
00:09:38The blind strike.
00:09:39And the clutch.
00:09:40Same sequence.
00:09:41Same time.
00:09:43You miss.
00:09:43You go again.
00:09:45No resets.
00:09:46No excuses.
00:09:48Three.
00:09:48Two.
00:09:49One.
00:09:50One.
00:09:50One.
00:09:51First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:09:54It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:09:58How could he make it?
00:09:59Did you see that?
00:10:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:10:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:10:08Even without looking.
00:10:11Bro, he's cooking you!
00:10:13Finally, the clutch.
00:10:14The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:10:17It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
00:10:20I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:10:23I'm rookie of the year and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:10:27That shot.
00:10:27There's no way you could.
00:10:28You used to call me coach.
00:10:35What?
00:10:44Who the hell is this guy?
00:10:46Why does he seem so familiar?
00:10:48Let the lightnings hail Mary.
00:11:01Alright.
00:11:02Everyone start sprints.
00:11:07Lars.
00:11:09You're the best player on this team.
00:11:10You can't just run off like that.
00:11:11You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:11:15Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:11:18Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:11:20You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:11:23You sure about that?
00:11:25Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good,
00:11:27you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:11:30Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:11:33And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:11:35We will win.
00:11:36It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:11:41I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:11:44I can't lose him forever.
00:11:47Son, wait.
00:11:52Okay, I'm sorry. Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:11:55Who did you steal this from?
00:12:00I didn't steal anything.
00:12:04So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:12:07Tyler Murray.
00:12:08My old rival.
00:12:09Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:12:11I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:12:14How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:12:17It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:12:20You won't even make it to the finals.
00:12:22The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:12:27Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:12:29It should make it look like an accident.
00:12:31The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:12:36And you're no Sniper.
00:12:38So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:12:40You can learn how to flip burgers.
00:12:42Work with this guy.
00:12:43Because your basketball career?
00:12:45It's over.
00:12:46Don't talk to my son like that.
00:12:48So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:12:51Ah.
00:12:52I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:12:55Hey, don't you worry.
00:12:57I want your greasy dad here.
00:12:58You run your team straight to the ground.
00:12:59I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:13:09You should teach your boys manners.
00:13:11The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:13:14So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:13:17I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:13:25I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:13:28I need to look the part.
00:13:35The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:38But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars Davis,
00:13:41they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:13:45Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:13:48Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-through?
00:14:08Is that the burger guy?
00:14:09No.
00:14:10It can't be.
00:14:11They call him coach combo meal.
00:14:13There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:14:17Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:14:19But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:14:21We can prove the world wrong.
00:14:22It's your show, coach.
00:14:24Good luck.
00:14:25Only if we played two.
00:14:26This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:14:29Time to break the curse.
00:14:31All in, Team Lightning.
00:14:38To let him fool you guys, combo meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when
00:14:43you need him most.
00:14:43I'm not going anywhere.
00:14:45Let's win this.
00:14:46Lightning on three.
00:14:46One, two, three.
00:14:48Lightning!
00:14:55Remember this face.
00:14:56I'm the legend that's gonna knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:15:14The ball movement, boys.
00:15:20Take it, baby.
00:15:27Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:15:30It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:15:33Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:15:36Mars Davis' father?
00:15:37Why does he look so familiar?
00:15:40These losers are humiliating you.
00:15:43Let's go, boys.
00:15:45Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:15:51Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:15:53Wait.
00:15:54No.
00:16:00I don't know what to do.
00:16:14What's up?
00:16:14Where's the foul ref?
00:16:16Come on.
00:16:17Foul.
00:16:18Come on, man.
00:16:19Where's the foul ref?
00:16:23They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:16:29Foul ref!
00:16:30Come on!
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:40Come on.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42They're scared. Don't back down.
00:16:44Don't tell me what they do old man.
00:16:51Stitches on Mars!
00:16:57Focus up. I'm behind the line.
00:17:21You blind, Red?
00:17:24Red, number 15, foul.
00:17:29I can't go down. Not like this.
00:17:32This is a real blow for the lightning.
00:17:35Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:17:39I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers.
00:17:48We're all out of subs. Your last chance to win us.
00:17:51We have to forfeit.
00:17:55Wait!
00:17:56You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:17:59I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:18:01Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:18:05You want me to play?
00:18:07You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:18:10Between you and me.
00:18:11I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:18:15You can save us.
00:18:16I win it all.
00:18:19There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight point
00:18:24deficit in 15 seconds.
00:18:25It's impossible.
00:18:26Go out there, coach.
00:18:28And I'll not get down so hard, you know.
00:18:30We back up.
00:18:32If we lose, it's all over.
00:18:36A team.
00:18:37My career.
00:18:45If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger too?
00:18:50I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:18:53I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:18:56All you ever do is quit.
00:18:58I can't lose my son again.
00:19:00I'm sorry man.
00:19:03I like that.
00:19:07This team light lightening has no choice.
00:19:11Wait.
00:19:13Give me a jersey.
00:19:14I'll play.
00:19:16Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:19:20Wait a minute.
00:19:21Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:19:24Is he gonna play?
00:19:27The coach is warming up now.
00:19:31I'm back.
00:19:36The sniper finally shoots again.
00:19:39Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:19:41He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:19:43Unless he's got the skills to match, the Lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:19:47They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:19:50There's no way you can pull this off.
00:19:53You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:19:55I'll come by the restaurant. You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:19:59That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:20:03What is he doing?
00:20:05He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:20:08What the hell's he doing?
00:20:09That loser's blowing the game.
00:20:11What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:20:13Is he trying to score?
00:20:15That's impossible.
00:20:16Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:20:32No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:20:35Who is this guy?
00:21:00What the hell?
00:21:02How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:21:05No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:21:08Who is this guy?
00:21:09That's a record-breaking shot.
00:21:11I haven't seen Sal like that in 20 years.
00:21:14The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:21:17Back it up, geezer.
00:21:19Try that again, you're going to throw out your back.
00:21:20You still need a miracle to win.
00:21:22Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:21:25We might have a chance.
00:21:26Game's not over. Full court press.
00:21:27Got it.
00:21:30Give it up, old man. It's too late.
00:21:33You sure about that?
00:21:34When we win, I'm going to need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:21:38When you lose, you and your joke of a son are going to leave this league,
00:21:41and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:21:44Flipping burgers.
00:21:45You're on.
00:21:52How are you supposed to win if you can't hold on to the ball?
00:21:54This old man is too good.
00:21:59For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:22:01Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:22:05If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:22:12Run down the clock!
00:22:26Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:22:28With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:22:30One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:22:34It's only three seconds left.
00:22:35Can you really do this?
00:22:39Lightning on three.
00:22:41One, two, three.
00:22:43Lightning!
00:22:45This one's for you, son.
00:22:52This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:22:57And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:23:00He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:23:08It'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:23:27Let's go.
00:23:29Whatever it takes.
00:23:30You said your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:23:34How did he get past you?
00:23:37I don't know.
00:23:38Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:23:42If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:23:45Then Tripp will fucking team him!
00:23:48Tripple team won't work on me.
00:24:03Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:24:08That's a foul!
00:24:21I told you we'd choke.
00:24:22I don't choke.
00:24:23Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:24:26Oh my God, that's the sniper signature move!
00:24:28It's the kill shot!
00:24:33I don't choke.
00:24:34Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:24:36Oh my God, that's the sniper signature move!
00:24:38It's the kill shot!
00:24:39Let's go!
00:24:44Let's go!
00:24:49Let's go!
00:25:03Let's go!
00:25:08Could it be the sniper?
00:25:10The missing god of balls?
00:25:20That was the sniper's signature move.
00:25:23No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:25:28He's done it!
00:25:30Coach Carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals!
00:25:36This man just made history.
00:25:41That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:25:44Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:25:47Coach, you're retiring?
00:25:50I just needed to find my successor.
00:25:55When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-up,
00:25:58I had no idea you were the legend.
00:26:00All of our success, thanks to you.
00:26:03I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:26:05You all won this game.
00:26:07This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:26:13My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:26:17Good game, guys.
00:26:19We'll take that apology now.
00:26:20I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:26:23Hey, you got the win.
00:26:26All for you, son.
00:26:27But you learn to play like that.
00:26:28It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:26:31I thought the same thing.
00:26:33Your styles are almost identical.
00:26:37Are you him?
00:26:41Are you him?
00:26:46Sniper died a long time ago.
00:26:58How could he turn it around like that?
00:27:00Could he really be the sniper?
00:27:02No way.
00:27:03The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:27:05And he's never coming back.
00:27:07Or should make it look like an accident.
00:27:09The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:27:13I made sure of that myself.
00:27:17Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:27:23your career in the league is over.
00:27:26You want to threaten me?
00:27:28I'm a champion.
00:27:30The league's best coach.
00:27:35Then prove it.
00:27:37Get the finals win,
00:27:38or clean out your office.
00:27:42What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:27:45You got lucky.
00:27:46Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:27:50aren't going to beat the Scorpi.
00:27:52We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:27:56I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:27:59I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that it's mine.
00:28:01Well, look.
00:28:04My God, he did it.
00:28:06Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:28:09Could it be?
00:28:10No.
00:28:10That guy dropped off the face the year 20 years ago.
00:28:14Congratulations, Dean Linde!
00:28:16Yeah!
00:28:21Front and center, coach.
00:28:22We wouldn't be here without you.
00:28:24Facts.
00:28:24You're the best coach I've ever had.
00:28:30That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:28:34Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:28:36I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:28:38I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:28:41What do you say?
00:28:44I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:28:47What do you think, Mars?
00:28:49Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:28:52What do you think, Mars?
00:28:53Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:28:56You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy,
00:29:01then maybe I'll call you coach.
00:29:03After my wife was murdered, I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:29:06I didn't expect it to bring me back to my son.
00:29:09Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:29:12Yeah!
00:29:15I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:29:31All right, everyone.
00:29:33Lightning on three.
00:29:35One, two, three.
00:29:37Not so fast.
00:29:43He assaulted my player.
00:29:46I'm challenging the call.
00:29:50Assaulted?
00:29:51You need to get your eyes checked.
00:29:52You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:29:54I should have been a flagrant foul.
00:29:55It's a fair play.
00:29:56I had nothing to do with this.
00:29:58Bullshit!
00:29:58You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:30:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:30:04you pushed him.
00:30:06You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:30:12Bitter, old fuck.
00:30:14You just want no real talent when you see him.
00:30:17Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:30:20You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:30:24This team earned their position here.
00:30:26It's not our fault you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:30:29We should be playing in the finals game.
00:30:31You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:30:34My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:30:37Not a chance.
00:30:39What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:30:43The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:30:49That's head coach.
00:30:51Maybe that was a mistake.
00:30:56I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:30:58He's just here for himself.
00:31:00I mean, you took my spot in the game.
00:31:01What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:31:04You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:31:05How can any of us trust you?
00:31:07My son still sees me as an absent-alcoholic dad.
00:31:11Your son's right.
00:31:12I collapsed on the court.
00:31:14He's an addict.
00:31:15Feels like he drugged me.
00:31:17You all saw the play.
00:31:18He didn't touch you.
00:31:19He's seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:31:21You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:31:23That's fine.
00:31:24But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:31:31Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:31:34What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:31:37You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:31:40You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:31:43Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:31:46My son made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:31:48Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:31:50Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:31:52Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:31:56If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:32:00Hold on, let's go.
00:32:04Bring the commissioner down here instead.
00:32:06I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:32:09final square and square.
00:32:11Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:32:13Let's go.
00:32:16Now don't play dirty.
00:32:18For accusing me, I'd take a look in the mirror.
00:32:22Don't be so naive.
00:32:24Addicts are pathological liars.
00:32:26Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:32:27I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:32:30Coach would never betray us like that.
00:32:32But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:32:36Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:32:38I don't know.
00:32:39He's got mad skills.
00:32:41Has he been high this whole time?
00:32:44Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:32:49Stop.
00:32:58This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:33:01We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:33:03It was fair.
00:33:05So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-ins that you actually know ball?
00:33:12What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play?
00:33:16Don't take the bait.
00:33:17Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:33:20Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:33:21Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:33:26Congratulations, Coach.
00:33:29A ticket to the final should be mine.
00:33:43The Lightning won fair and square.
00:33:46Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:33:49Who the hell are you?
00:33:54That's the Lightning GM.
00:33:56He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:34:00Isn't that right?
00:34:01You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:34:06Hey, what's this?
00:34:07Hank Santini, coach of the losing team?
00:34:09Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:34:18I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:34:21I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:34:24Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:34:26You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:34:30I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:34:34You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:34:38You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:34:43Boss, are you okay?
00:34:45Boss?
00:34:48Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:34:59Roderick Gould?
00:35:00Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:35:03Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry.
00:35:04I have a concussion.
00:35:06You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:35:09Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:35:13You're blacklisted from the league.
00:35:14Mr. Gould, please look.
00:35:16Look, basketball.
00:35:17It's my life.
00:35:18Please, I will do anything.
00:35:19Save it.
00:35:20Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:35:23Go.
00:35:30I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:35:32I don't blame you.
00:35:34I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:35:36How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:35:39His face is so familiar.
00:35:41Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:35:46Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:35:48You mean head coach.
00:35:51Congratulations.
00:35:52Congratulations.
00:35:52You're going to the finals.
00:35:55Let's go, boss.
00:35:57You're going to the finals.
00:36:04You deserve it, son.
00:36:08Wrong.
00:36:09You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:36:12Couldn't have done it without our Star Point part.
00:36:19Means a lot.
00:36:23Mars, you remind me of the Sniper when he was first coming up.
00:36:26Yeah?
00:36:27Thank you so much, sir.
00:36:28I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:36:31He still doesn't know I'm the Sniper.
00:36:33Would he believe me now?
00:36:35Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:36:37Speaking of the Sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:36:41Did you train with him or something?
00:36:45I got to meet the press.
00:36:46But I'll see you all at the finals.
00:36:48Excuse me.
00:36:50Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:36:54Sorry, Zapp and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:36:58It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against
00:37:03the Scorpions.
00:37:04Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything
00:37:09could happen.
00:37:10The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king, Cole Duncan.
00:37:16It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:37:18Where the hell is Mars?
00:37:20We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:37:22And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:37:25We need our star point guard.
00:37:29Have we heard from him yet?
00:37:33You got this team to the final.
00:37:35But if Mars is M.I.A., they can be humiliated on that court.
00:37:40The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:37:42We won't let them win.
00:37:44You sure about that?
00:37:48You and your jacked-up team of amateurs.
00:37:51No match for us.
00:37:52All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:37:55But, uh, where's he at?
00:37:58Does he know the game starts to now?
00:38:00Hope he turns up.
00:38:02Otherwise, he may as well forfeit.
00:38:13Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:38:15You're gonna come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:38:17Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:38:23Take care of our son.
00:38:26I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:38:30The game starts in an hour.
00:38:31You can't leave now.
00:38:32Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop.
00:38:33You figure it out.
00:38:34I have to find you.
00:38:35Let him go.
00:38:36It's his son.
00:38:40He'll come back.
00:38:52Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:38:54What the fuck, man?
00:38:55Let me go!
00:38:57I can't do that.
00:38:58You're my leverage in this deal.
00:39:00Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:39:03I want to see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:39:06What do you think?
00:39:10Wow.
00:39:14You actually showed up.
00:39:15You pitched your son over your own career.
00:39:18My father of the year.
00:39:20Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:39:22You're damn right they are.
00:39:24I was born to be a winner.
00:39:27A winner!
00:39:28To have money and power and respect.
00:39:32I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:39:34just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal it from me.
00:39:38Cut him loose, and we can talk about this.
00:39:43You want to talk?
00:39:44There is nothing to talk about.
00:39:46The stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:39:49And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:39:53So you're gonna throw the game today.
00:39:55I'm gonna be champion.
00:39:57Or what?
00:39:58I'm so glad you asked.
00:40:00Or your son is gonna suffer.
00:40:07Fine.
00:40:08We'll throw the game.
00:40:10What?
00:40:12Let me just untie him.
00:40:14You think I'm stupid?
00:40:15I'm just gonna take your word?
00:40:17No.
00:40:18I had my lawyers draft up.
00:40:20A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:40:23I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:40:32Yada, yada, yada.
00:40:33Blah, blah, blah.
00:40:34Sign this.
00:40:35Throw the game.
00:40:36And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:40:39This motherfucker's scared shitless.
00:40:42Don't sign anything.
00:40:50Your son has no manners.
00:40:53I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:40:58Now you're gonna sign the contract or I'm gonna break his legs.
00:41:01Don't fucking touch him.
00:41:04Alright, you have five seconds.
00:41:06Or I'm gonna break him.
00:41:08He's bluffing.
00:41:08Don't listen to him.
00:41:10Five.
00:41:12Four.
00:41:12Don't.
00:41:13Three.
00:41:14Give this like this.
00:41:15Two.
00:41:16One.
00:41:19Ah!
00:41:22Five.
00:41:24Four.
00:41:25Don't.
00:41:26Three.
00:41:27Give this like this.
00:41:28Two.
00:41:29One.
00:41:32Ah!
00:41:34Dang it.
00:41:34I'll start the fucking contract.
00:41:40That's a good choice.
00:41:42I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:41:45You shaved your son's legs.
00:41:47And murdered his career.
00:41:50But like I said, father of the year.
00:41:54Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:41:56I'm just gonna need you to admit to what you just did.
00:41:58I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:42:00I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit.
00:42:02I signed the contract.
00:42:04That was the agreement.
00:42:05I'll splay something together.
00:42:07It's fine.
00:42:08This is blackmail.
00:42:09You won't get away with it.
00:42:13Watch me.
00:42:16Let's go, boys.
00:42:29Why the fuck would you agree to that?
00:42:31What did you want me to do?
00:42:32Let him break your legs?
00:42:33You'd never play ball again.
00:42:34No!
00:42:35I wanted you to fight for me!
00:42:38Our team!
00:42:39You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:42:41Just like you always do.
00:42:42I gave up my career!
00:42:44For you!
00:42:45Don't you get it?
00:42:46If you go down, I go down with you!
00:42:50I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:42:54I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:42:56Mars.
00:43:00Mars.
00:43:00Mars is right.
00:43:01If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:43:06The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:43:24But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:43:26I won't let them win.
00:43:28But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:43:32Marcel, thank God.
00:43:34Are you and Mars?
00:43:34We're fine.
00:43:35I need a favor.
00:43:36We're on the street.
00:43:37It's Coach Murray.
00:43:38It's rooting games for Prof.
00:43:42Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:43:48Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:43:53This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:44:13The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:44:18Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:44:29Wait a minute.
00:44:30Coach Combo Meal is here.
00:44:36Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:44:39You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:44:41I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:44:45They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:44:50You showed up.
00:44:51You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:44:54Actually, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:44:56Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:45:00That's what he thinks.
00:45:01What can I say?
00:45:02I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:45:04Yeah, of course you couldn't.
00:45:07This team's already imploding.
00:45:09Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:45:12Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but...
00:45:14I just don't care.
00:45:17Scorpions!
00:45:17Let's go.
00:45:18Let's go.
00:45:23I'm on your side.
00:45:26Don't hold back out there.
00:45:31Don't hold back out there.
00:45:36I'm done listening to you.
00:45:48Son, right here.
00:45:50Mars!
00:45:59Guess I'm not as good as your dad.
00:46:23Cool Duncan is on fire.
00:46:26The scorpions are dominating.
00:46:28The lightning better step it up.
00:46:33Hey, hey!
00:46:34Fuck!
00:46:35Fuck!
00:46:38Dude, what are you doing?
00:46:39Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:46:42Just get back on defense.
00:46:56I have time.
00:46:57I have time.
00:47:03Half-time right now.
00:47:04The lightning's down by 12 points.
00:47:06Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:47:09This is embarrassing.
00:47:11I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:47:14I'm supposed to be the leader.
00:47:15But I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:47:18If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:47:24Guys, this game is not over.
00:47:26We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:47:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:47:31You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:47:33You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:47:35If we lose, it's your fault.
00:47:38That's what you think, huh?
00:47:40All of this?
00:47:41It's all his fault.
00:47:44It's all his fault.
00:47:46Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:47:49How is this his fault?
00:47:50You're fucking selfish.
00:47:52Selfish?
00:47:53Get the fuck off.
00:47:54Enough!
00:47:55Enough!
00:47:57It's the finals.
00:47:58If you want to embarrass yourself, go home.
00:48:01You go home.
00:48:03No.
00:48:10Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:48:13You fucked up.
00:48:13Contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:48:15I'm stringing them along.
00:48:17Robin is handling it.
00:48:18They're not going to win this.
00:48:20You're lying.
00:48:21You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:48:23I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:48:26Bullshit.
00:48:27They'll just let me down again.
00:48:28Morris, listen to me.
00:48:30When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:48:33And I was lost.
00:48:34But now I'm back.
00:48:35But I'm not back for me.
00:48:37I'm back for you.
00:48:39Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:48:47Welcome back from halftime.
00:48:49The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:48:52Morris.
00:48:55God damn it!
00:48:57God!
00:49:01That's your star player?
00:49:03When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:49:06I'll draft him.
00:49:07Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:49:11Mars is a goat in the making.
00:49:12He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:49:14Come on, boys.
00:49:15Let's go lightning!
00:49:17Lightning!
00:49:17Come on!
00:49:18Spirit!
00:49:21I guess I'm not as stupid as I thought.
00:49:26Dude!
00:49:27What the fuck?
00:49:28Don't speak him out of the dead end.
00:49:29He's trying to lose.
00:49:37We can still win this.
00:49:39But you have to trust me.
00:49:41If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:49:43Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:49:46Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:49:52For the team.
00:50:03Go, go, voice out!
00:50:04Go! Go! Go!
00:50:08Go! Go!
00:50:31Mars Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:50:36Go! Go!
00:50:38It's the end of the third quarter.
00:50:40Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:50:43Could my dad be him?
00:50:44The sniper.
00:50:46Who else do these assholes want to die?
00:50:53You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:50:56I'm not scared of you.
00:51:00Move!
00:51:01It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:51:03The lightning are down by two.
00:51:05Will they make their comeback?
00:51:08Yup, yup.
00:51:12Coach, you're a legend.
00:51:15If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:51:42What a comeback!
00:51:43With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:51:47The lightning are up by one.
00:51:49Can they keep the comeback?
00:51:51Whoa, hold on.
00:51:53Is that Tyler Murray?
00:51:56Is this 2006?
00:51:58All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:52:06If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:52:09The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:52:13Team lightning won't know what hit them.
00:52:14Show me what you got.
00:52:15Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:52:18It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:52:21Then why does he seem so confident?
00:52:24Shut up, boys!
00:52:25We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:52:26Full core press!
00:52:28Show lightning!
00:52:29You know Mars could be the GOAT if he trained with a better coach.
00:52:32Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:52:33You can't control him.
00:52:34But I can.
00:52:43That's a foul, ref!
00:52:46You okay?
00:52:46When did he get so good?
00:52:49Hey, come on.
00:52:51They're neck and neck.
00:52:53Only two minutes left.
00:52:55Team lightning is running out of time.
00:53:06Let's get him!
00:53:07Go, go, go!
00:53:08Come on, come on.
00:53:09We have to win!
00:53:10These losers can't beat us!
00:53:12We win at any cost!
00:53:13You get him!
00:53:16Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:53:19What?
00:53:53Have you pulled that off the stick?
00:53:55The guy who invented it.
00:53:58Game over.
00:53:59Unbelievable!
00:54:01What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:54:03They just won the 2006 UBA Championship.
00:54:15Yes!
00:54:20Yes!
00:54:21Yes!
00:54:22You did it!
00:54:24We did it.
00:54:25You're going to regret this.
00:54:26You have no idea what you've done!
00:54:28I don't think so, Coach.
00:54:29I know exactly what I've done.
00:54:31I know what you've done, too.
00:54:33This is far from over.
00:54:36Let's go.
00:54:39Give more of them!
00:54:47I knew you'd pull it off, man!
00:54:50No one's going to sell a winning team.
00:54:51Congratulations.
00:54:55If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
00:54:58Mars.
00:54:58It'd be Mars.
00:54:59The new faces will eat.
00:55:04Congratulations, Coach.
00:55:05Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
00:55:09And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
00:55:17Where'd you get this?
00:55:19Is my dad really the sniper?
00:55:30Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
00:55:36Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
00:55:40Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:42These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
00:55:45With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
00:55:49But one incredible team prevailed.
00:55:51Congratulations, Team Lightning.
00:55:53You are the 2026 League Champions.
00:56:01We're not done yet.
00:56:03For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
00:56:08Congratulations, Mars Davis.
00:56:10Yeah!
00:56:13Yeah!
00:56:19Quick reflexes, Coach.
00:56:21I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
00:56:22Maybe I'll show you something.
00:56:38Thanks for getting me home safe.
00:56:46If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
00:56:50Make sure this is not the champagne talking.
00:56:53Why don't you come by now?
00:57:03Close your eyes.
00:57:31You can open your eyes now.
00:57:37Damn.
00:57:48I want you
00:57:50to take me here against this window.
00:57:54Show me your full court for us, Coach.
00:58:08You've got potential, rookie.
00:58:11Now we just need to work on your long game.
00:58:24Wrong time, bro.
00:58:25You better get a new suit.
00:58:27You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
00:58:31Marty, I didn't join the league for glory.
00:58:33I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
00:58:35Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
00:58:40I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
00:58:43They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
00:58:46Fine.
00:58:47Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
00:58:51He calls, too.
00:58:52You sure about that?
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:56I got a plan.
00:59:03You look happy.
00:59:07And it's about to get even better.
00:59:10I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame gala tomorrow night.
00:59:15Any chance you'd want to be my date?
00:59:18She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
00:59:22I'd love to.
00:59:23I'd love to.
00:59:24I'd love to.
00:59:38Well, well, well, what do we have here?
00:59:45Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
00:59:50These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
00:59:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but...
00:59:57The silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:00:02There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring, which
01:00:07is presented to the inductee.
01:00:10But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:00:14Well, you know what?
01:00:14I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:00:18Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:00:22Cole, it's time to start working on my speech.
01:00:27And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really
01:00:31is.
01:00:32And glory will be mine.
01:00:43Well, I don't see you.
01:00:45You and Robin?
01:00:48Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame, sir.
01:00:54Well, I only give out 20 of these, but you won't be needing that, because I got this.
01:01:05There's only one of them.
01:01:21I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:01:26And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:01:29Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:01:30My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general
01:01:36admission tickets.
01:01:41There's Hilah Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:01:46They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:01:49Could one of them be the inductee?
01:01:51Maybe.
01:01:51I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:02:11How the fuck did you get in here?
01:02:16I could ask you the same thing.
01:02:18This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:02:26Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:02:30Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:02:33Criminals.
01:02:34We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:02:39Thanks to me.
01:02:41Congratulations.
01:02:42Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:02:49Are you sure about that?
01:02:50We're the best in the fucking game.
01:02:52You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:02:54What do you know?
01:02:57Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league, but now it's
01:03:02time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage, because you have no right to be here.
01:03:11Actually, I do.
01:03:18Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:03:20Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be somewhat important.
01:03:26I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:03:31Security.
01:03:33This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:03:37Take a look.
01:03:38Judge for yourself.
01:03:45This ticket's legit.
01:03:50I told you.
01:03:51Robin invited me as her date.
01:03:54Oh, yeah.
01:03:55I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:03:58What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:04:01Not cool, bro.
01:04:02Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:04:05You are pitiful.
01:04:06Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:04:09It's quite despicable.
01:04:14No, you're despicable.
01:04:24Tyler Murray.
01:04:26How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:04:30A date?
01:04:32Oh, no.
01:04:33Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:04:35I find him incredibly sexy.
01:04:38Can't keep my hands off him.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:43You know, you could have had a real man with real money, real power.
01:04:46But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:04:51It can make sense, coach.
01:04:53Wow.
01:04:54You must have a really big...
01:04:58Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:05:02So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:05:06So sad.
01:05:07But, you know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:05:12It's no place for a lowly escort.
01:05:18Don't touch her again.
01:05:22Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:05:27He's a total catch.
01:05:28Oh, my God.
01:05:29How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:05:31He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:05:33Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:05:37you're going to give him your number?
01:05:39Oh, he has you fooled, too, doesn't he?
01:05:41I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:05:43How does a bum like this working at a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as
01:05:48a coach in the league?
01:05:49He's here now.
01:05:50That's irrelevant.
01:05:51Is it?
01:05:52Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:05:57Mari Gibbs, and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:06:02How did you get the job?
01:06:05How did you get the job?
01:06:11Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:06:15What?
01:06:16You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:06:18No way.
01:06:19That's when I played, and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:06:2420 years ago, I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered and I was left
01:06:27with my infant son.
01:06:29The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:06:35No way.
01:06:36That was his wife?
01:06:37I started drinking.
01:06:38I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:06:41So I walked away from my son because I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to
01:06:45happen to him.
01:06:46So I changed my name and got a job at Zippy Burger.
01:06:48That's where I ran into Amori.
01:06:53What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:06:56I bet he killed his wife, and that's why his son got taken away, and that's how you end up
01:07:00in a drive-thru.
01:07:06What the fuck?
01:07:14He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:07:19That's his son, the 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:07:23He is a goat in the making.
01:07:25We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:07:29Grace, I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:07:34Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:07:41Hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:07:48Talk about my wife one more time.
01:07:50You see, this man is dangerous.
01:07:53All right, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:07:55Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:07:57And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:08:04You can't do that.
01:08:06Yes, he can.
01:08:09You can't do that.
01:08:11Yes, he can.
01:08:14That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:08:20I wouldn't fuck with him.
01:08:21They're done for.
01:08:22Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room.
01:08:25And with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:08:30When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:08:37I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:08:40You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:08:45Security!
01:08:49Remove this man.
01:08:51Get him out of here, fast food fraud.
01:08:54Ruining everything.
01:08:56You're going to regret sending me away.
01:08:59Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:09:02I'm the most powerful man in this room, girly.
01:09:07So you better learn to respect me.
01:09:13You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:09:15That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:09:17If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:09:20You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:09:23If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:09:28you.
01:09:29Hell, he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:09:40Ronnie, are you going senile already?
01:09:42No, are you?
01:09:43You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:09:47You know what?
01:09:47Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement.
01:09:49Because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:09:53And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:09:59You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:10:03As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:10:11Fine.
01:10:12Then it's cool.
01:10:13And I taught him everything he knows.
01:10:15And he listens to me.
01:10:16So get ready to bend the fucking knee.
01:10:17Yeah, but you've got to prove you're not useless.
01:10:21Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you.
01:10:24You know, Cole's right.
01:10:25If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:10:29You're all right.
01:10:29I don't belong here with you.
01:10:33I belong on that stage.
01:10:35Behind the podium.
01:10:36The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:10:42You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:10:45You think that you're getting inducted?
01:10:47They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:10:51You sure about that?
01:11:01That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:11:04That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:11:09Holy shit, it's you.
01:11:11Okay.
01:11:12Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:11:15Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:11:18I can believe it.
01:11:19He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:11:24All right, all right.
01:11:24Where'd you steal this from?
01:11:26Check the name.
01:11:29No, it can't be.
01:11:41Tonight is both my honor and my privilege
01:11:44to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:11:49Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame
01:11:54Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:12:13Congratulations.
01:12:13Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper?
01:12:16No way he conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:12:20And I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:12:25Is this what you're talking about?
01:12:28I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
01:12:30I signed that as the agreement.
01:12:32You forced me into it.
01:12:33Eh, good enough.
01:12:34I can splice something together.
01:12:35This is blackmail.
01:12:37You won't get away with it.
01:12:38Obviously, this is a setup.
01:12:39He's trying to frame me.
01:12:40Nice try.
01:12:41But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight.
01:12:43And guess what?
01:12:44He squealed like a pig.
01:12:45That's right, Murray.
01:12:46You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:12:50And that ends now.
01:12:54This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:13:00says he is.
01:13:01I have had just about enough of you.
01:13:03I can prove that Marcel was and is the sniper.
01:13:15This.
01:13:18This is really you?
01:13:19I wanted to tell you sooner, but I wanted you to have your moment.
01:13:25Fuck this!
01:13:26My guy had just killed you instead of your useless wife.
01:13:30All of this would be mine.
01:13:31The championships, the glory, the...
01:13:35You?
01:13:36You accused me of killing my wife?
01:13:38And you know the reason she's dead?
01:13:40Stay back from me or I will kill him for real.
01:13:45You accused me of killing my wife?
01:13:47And you know the reason she's dead?
01:13:49Stay back from me or I will kill him for real.
01:13:59No one threatens my son.
01:14:11Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:14:14Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:14:18Tyler Murray, Cole Duncan, you're under arrest for illegally rigging league games for profit.
01:14:24You set me up, Billingsley!
01:14:25You're a cheater?
01:14:27A fucking murderer?
01:14:29I never should have hired you in the first place.
01:14:32From now on, my money's on to me.
01:14:36Vinny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:14:40And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:14:42It's over, motherfucker.
01:14:43You promised you wouldn't say anything.
01:14:45You destroyed my career.
01:14:46I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:14:48You're all going to regret this.
01:14:49I'm going to see every single one of you in court.
01:14:54That's what you did for my family.
01:15:10I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:15:19But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace.
01:15:23A mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:15:27But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:15:30You gave me the courage to take my life back, and I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your
01:15:34old man a second chance.
01:15:36I lost my mom, and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:15:58So you've got your Hall of Fame title now?
01:16:00So what do you need me for?
01:16:05You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:16:09I didn't know what to do.
01:16:11I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:16:12I had so much pain, and I just wanted it to go away.
01:16:18I needed you.
01:16:21You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:16:24I know.
01:16:25I abandoned you, my son.
01:16:28And I lived in fear and guilt, and I'm sorry.
01:16:32I want to believe him.
01:16:33But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:16:40These are for you.
01:16:4420 letters.
01:16:46I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:16:50I never forgot you.
01:17:01I love you.
01:17:04So bad.
01:17:09I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:17:12There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:17:16Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:17:21Mom would want you to be happy.
01:17:24So do I, I guess.
01:17:33I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:17:41Your son's lucky to have you.
01:17:44I'm a lucky one.
01:17:46Hey, Mars.
01:17:49You want to get a burger?
01:17:51Okay.
01:17:54Okay.
01:17:56That's right.
01:17:56You're welcome.
01:17:56Thanks.
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