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Full Episode of Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:00And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:56it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15Somebody hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous. I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year. New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison. I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate. You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:25Third door. Meeting room. Show them aggression. I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost, baby girl? Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54No! No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett? He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28Brother Sean.
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:30I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me.
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh...
00:09:46Uh...
00:09:46Whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message.
00:09:58sorry missed my messenger you know I don't think so I think I've been blocked
00:10:04for a month one okay come on what just give it back whatever you hold on
00:10:11you're texting Chad I've been blocked for a month but you're texting Chad at
00:10:16midnight you know Chad is a walking STD he sleeps with everything that moves are
00:10:20you are you into that we're doing a school project together ah school
00:10:24project yes you know Chad is definitely known for his academic passions well
00:10:28it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please hold on let me do
00:10:32something really quick what are you doing there you go Chad is deleted what what
00:10:37stop dirty them that's not cool you can't do that that's not fair yes it is
00:10:43because listen you're my business now so right now I want you to open your phone
00:10:49I said take your phone out cool do what I want you to uh pay my contact to the top
00:11:07keep it cool Allison act like you've been in a car before this is literally my fanfic
00:11:13the car the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:25this is all I've ever wanted my only I only have ever wanted you
00:11:37yes get harder oh faster I'm coming all right yes I need a little bit of air it's really hot
00:11:47in
00:11:47here I shouldn't mess with her like this Ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute no I just
00:11:56like
00:12:03oh my god even my stories didn't go that far I mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:09would I
00:12:10even survive that you have double XL condoms here I'll tell you guys do you actually use those
00:12:17yeah thank you for grace there's no way that's like a sleeping bag what did you like to know
00:12:30yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so yeah you're the one who tackled me
00:12:34in the boys locker room you kissed me back you basically attacked me I was just trying not to
00:12:39crack my head against the floor pathetic I'm actually pathetic I thought he kissed me back
00:12:50I'm such an idiot forget I said anything you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:57now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules excuse me there's gonna be
00:13:02a 9 p.m. curfew no parties no frat boys and you're gonna share your life location with me all
00:13:08the time
00:13:08are you insane who do you think you are my father
00:13:17I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:22so he does just see me as a liability yeah we're roommates that means we're equals
00:13:30and that means you don't get to tell me what to do so you're forgetting the point where I said
00:13:35that I am your brother's best friend and Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:40and do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe why don't you consider me
00:13:45your brother pro max nope definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:52no pro max no one looks like that
00:13:58yeah pro max yeah this whole thing is ridiculous first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:07now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to you don't get to
00:14:12tell
00:14:12me about them I'm not your prisoner you don't control what I do
00:14:16yes I do
00:14:29freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:37mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders lingerie seriously but if I don't go it'll be social
00:14:45suicide and I'll never make the squad I'm not letting Rita win I'm your roommate and I'm also
00:14:52your brother's best friend since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend
00:14:57screw him I don't take orders from those
00:15:21oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:29look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause for
00:15:34being tonight's entertainment
00:15:39thanks at least I don't look so ordinary you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush Rita
00:15:49now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:56turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:23shit I don't have any guy friends here Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett
00:16:29what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:35she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:38you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:43to
00:16:43claim here just give me a second
00:16:55yeah
00:16:55yeah I
00:17:03that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:06but you're so thirsty
00:17:08lick it up
00:17:13lick it up
00:17:23Brett
00:17:26what's up
00:17:26where are you
00:17:28I'm at club vibe
00:17:29I um
00:17:30I lost a dare
00:17:32yeah
00:17:34what kind of dare
00:17:36I need a man to claim me
00:17:38in front of everyone
00:17:40Allison are you asking me to
00:17:41go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:45go out tonight
00:17:46come on
00:17:47Brett please this is serious
00:17:48can you just come get me
00:17:49no Allison you know what
00:17:51you want it to break the rules you enjoy your night
00:17:53Brett please
00:17:58how dare you even think Brett
00:18:00he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:03you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:15where do you think you're going
00:18:16grab her
00:18:18no get off of me
00:18:19you lost the dare
00:18:20you pay the price
00:18:24you need to loosen up
00:18:26you couldn't get Brett's touchy
00:18:27that's fine
00:18:27we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:32no
00:18:44what was that
00:18:46oh
00:18:47Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:54please
00:18:55come on sweetheart
00:18:56a dare is a dare
00:18:58stop fighting
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor
00:19:02taking that V-cut
00:19:04out of your ass
00:19:09please
00:19:13please stop
00:19:14you're getting this
00:19:15that's what gets used
00:19:18hey asshole
00:19:32don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:45Brett
00:19:46this is a total overreaction
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together
00:19:50I mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:52she's practically begging for it
00:20:04you know I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:06or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:09and that goes for everybody
00:20:10I don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:13does everybody understand that?
00:20:16great
00:20:17we're going to delete them right now
00:20:21yep
00:20:23you okay
00:20:25come on
00:20:26let's go
00:20:35hey
00:20:35hey
00:20:36hey
00:20:36what do you think you're doing?
00:20:38huh?
00:20:39sneaking out
00:20:40going to a place like this
00:20:42what would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45what did you mean back there?
00:20:50back where?
00:20:52and you told everyone
00:20:55that I'm your girl
00:20:57the literal meaning
00:20:59I completely lost it
00:21:00when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:05and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08yeah
00:21:10I know
00:21:11because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13hey
00:21:13always causing trouble
00:21:14please just put this out
00:21:16happy?
00:21:17yeah
00:21:23well you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea
00:21:24for you to be going anywhere
00:21:25dressed like this
00:21:26like I'm desperate?
00:21:27no, that's not true
00:21:28I know
00:21:28okay, I'm a total joke
00:21:29bullshit
00:21:30you're trying to impress people
00:21:31that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33these people are not your friends
00:21:34and you're lowering your standards
00:21:35and you don't mean to
00:21:36I know, I know
00:21:36obviously I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:38and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:43that's not true
00:21:45fuck Rita
00:21:46fuck everybody
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect
00:21:50just the way that you are
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked
00:21:53I want to be wanted
00:21:54and I want someone
00:21:56who will answer when I call them
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call
00:22:00I'll always be there
00:22:01so what does that mean?
00:22:03what does that mean for us?
00:22:05what am I
00:22:07to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind
00:22:10I know the rules
00:22:11but
00:22:12look at her
00:22:13all I can think
00:22:15just this once
00:22:17what?
00:22:21say it
00:22:21just say it
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt
00:22:23in all this
00:22:25because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:22:27no
00:22:27it's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30that is not true
00:22:30then tell me
00:22:31that you don't feel anything
00:22:33when you look at me
00:22:34tell me there's nothing happening
00:22:35right now
00:22:36I can't
00:22:38and you can't actually do anything
00:22:40about it either
00:22:42so you know what?
00:22:43just forget it
00:22:44forget I said anything
00:22:47I'm done begging you
00:22:49I'm done
00:22:49no, Alison
00:22:50Alison, stop that
00:22:53yes
00:22:58listen
00:22:58there is a line
00:22:59that I am trying
00:23:00to not
00:23:01cross
00:23:02why?
00:23:04because if I do
00:23:05I won't be able to stop
00:23:09it says that you have to stop
00:23:13please don't stop
00:23:14please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:18please don't stop
00:23:37We're outing everything.
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Ally, are you a threat right now?
00:24:00Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:03It takes time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing? Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Ally called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm gonna come over there and beat your
00:24:29ass.
00:24:29It was an accident, okay? We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay? Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:24:59now or something. I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to right after. I got it, man. Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on? We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:16No, Ally. It's late.
00:25:18Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:37...is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're up first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:25Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:38Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Oh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:23I just need to keep her breath.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:30Walk away, Chad.
00:27:32Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:11I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:19You wanna play?
00:28:21Fine. Let's play.
00:28:23Let's go!
00:28:24...
00:28:27...
00:28:38...
00:28:39...
00:28:40...
00:28:40...
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions.
00:29:05You're dead.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, bro?
00:29:51And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13It's an orphanage.
00:30:30Oh my...
00:30:32Shit, fuck, hot, hot.
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh my God.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:53Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just...
00:31:00It's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it...
00:31:10And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:21Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't...
00:31:27It's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35How...
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:37She's going to kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to...
00:31:41She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:44Well, I'll...
00:31:45It's all right.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, sorry I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey, stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:12Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:28Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:47or something.
00:33:48It's going to be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:53Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:27All right.
00:34:32Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:49Look at you.
00:34:50You look fantastic.
00:34:52You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:04You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:12Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:19Time's ticking.
00:35:20Let's move.
00:35:22Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:27But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:37Hey, uh...
00:35:44Look at the leg.
00:35:47Hold it in.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:00Oh, yeah.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:07Shout out loud.
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:33She's on fire.
00:36:34It's Allison Scott.
00:36:36Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:48Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:36:59I'm telling you right now.
00:37:01If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:16The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:21Touchdown!
00:37:22Now, Pat Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:25Yeah!
00:37:26Oh, that's a good shot.
00:37:27That's a great deal.
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:30Woo!
00:37:33Yeah!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:40Hey.
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:42Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:44That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Okay, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:53You okay?
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:06Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:11Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:25Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37But I want it.
00:38:40No! No! No!
00:38:53Wait!
00:38:54What?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:02Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:18Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:57You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:19No, no, no.
00:40:19You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:22I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me!
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:28You're fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:35Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:39You do not!
00:40:40I promise.
00:40:41Dude.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I sound like a mom.
00:40:52This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him.
00:41:01Hey, Brett.
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think we should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:31Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Why?
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:47because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:03That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:10You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:12Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:17Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Mm-hmm.
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator.
00:42:36And a loser.
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:41I can't.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know?
00:43:09Biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Ellie!
00:43:20Brett!
00:43:21You guys out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit!
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So, I...
00:43:31I'm gonna get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie, hey!
00:43:34Oh my god, he's killing me.
00:43:36Allie, hey!
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:38Brett?
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Shown alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Run! I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:52You're...
00:43:53You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well...
00:43:57I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so...
00:44:04I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:14An asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:25Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:30So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Ron...
00:44:35I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02Thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry.
00:45:12I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay?
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Bye.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:26The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:38On a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:40Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:45I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56Got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Brett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:38Look!
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41We're just finally getting back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:50I came by myself.
00:46:52Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:58Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:07How much are you asking for this?
00:47:09$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13$15?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:28You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:56You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:10I'm just trying to...
00:48:12No!
00:48:13Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:20You're not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:43Sounds fun.
00:48:47I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:32Is his loss my gain?
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:50Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No. What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:32But I play to win.
00:50:35Hey, mamacita, come so much.
00:50:38Hockey game.
00:50:39Check it out.
00:50:40Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:55Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:57Game's over. Let's go.
00:50:59Excuse me.
00:51:00What are you doing, huh?
00:51:00Get off of me.
00:51:01What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:05What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:07How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:10No more of these stupid games.
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:16Who are you.
00:51:18I'll kill you.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:23Haha.
00:51:30Oh my god.
00:51:31Oh shit.
00:51:46Oh my god, is she okay?
00:51:58Look at me, look at me, look at me, hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:02I can't, I can't, I can't feel it, I can't feel it.
00:52:05Just try to breathe, just try to breathe.
00:52:07All right, hey.
00:52:10I'm sorry, I'll be okay.
00:52:12All right, let's get you in, let's get you in.
00:52:19Okay?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:22Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move, move.
00:52:25God, just put me down, Brett.
00:52:27All right, here we go, put you down.
00:52:29You know, you could have died at this.
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:36kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who has a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:44What am I not understanding?
00:52:45What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works!
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:49I'm sorry, I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what, that's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse!
00:53:04I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:15Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late!
00:53:21Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35That's it.
00:53:35I did!
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36I fell in love with you!
00:53:37I'm in love with you!
00:53:38Stop! Stop!
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:40I know that!
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Yeah!
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop!
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this!
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now!
00:54:04I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:06I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Susan, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:47Than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:50Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:04I'm going to go.
00:55:09I'm going to go.
00:55:11It's going to follow me.
00:55:13I'm going to go else.
00:55:15I think I met you every day.
00:55:17Every morning.
00:55:19And every night.
00:55:22And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see.
00:55:29Every time.
00:55:34Hey, I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:00So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron? He's gonna kill you.
00:56:26I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:28He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know. I think we should maybe keep it a secret. Just for now.
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I won't do it your way.
00:57:05We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:22Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain. When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now. I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and
00:57:40just sprinting to you.
00:57:41Aww.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't. My legs are killing me and I
00:57:51really like your car.
00:57:52Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:54He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop. Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:07Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:12Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palms my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming. Um, I have to go fake my own death. Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey, are you okay? You sounded sick. Do you need help?
00:59:05Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:19Shoot.
00:59:21I'm late.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42See you next time?
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05Let's see what you're up to
01:00:08Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:09You found my bag
01:00:10I was looking for that
01:00:11Thank you
01:00:12No problem
01:00:16Attention
01:00:17All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention
01:00:21That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:23Is using illegal drugs
01:00:24I strongly suggest
01:00:26Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:28Otherwise will be forced
01:00:30To contact the campus police
01:00:32For a thorough search
01:00:33Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:36Who would do anything
01:00:37To stop being the fat friend
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry but I just saw you
01:00:41Throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:42Like ten minutes ago
01:00:43Excuse me
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:48Look at this
01:00:48This is perfection
01:00:50It's every girl's dream
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts
01:00:52And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:55I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:56Zero athletic ability
01:00:58And suddenly has endless energy
01:00:59Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:06Your turn Scott
01:01:08Sure but I
01:01:10Rita
01:01:12Jackpot
01:01:13Well well well
01:01:15Look who needs drugs
01:01:16To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:19No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick without cheating
01:01:22Allison
01:01:24Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:27Of the squad
01:01:28Coach I promise you
01:01:29I've never seen those before
01:01:30Okay those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:32A cheater and a liar
01:01:35Coach please listen to me
01:01:37I've never seen those
01:01:38I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:42Could ever compete with us
01:01:44They're mine
01:01:44Yeah those are actually
01:01:45My vitamins
01:01:48Did you forget I asked you
01:01:49To hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:51Yeah sorry
01:01:52I should have labeled them or something
01:01:54He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:56Uh Miss Russo
01:01:58How is it
01:01:58That you come to possess
01:02:00Such extensive knowledge
01:02:01Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:05They look suspicious
01:02:07We were just worried
01:02:09About the integrity
01:02:09Of the team
01:02:10Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:12That's enough
01:02:13All I see here
01:02:15Are three bullies
01:02:16Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:17Rita
01:02:18You are stripped
01:02:19Of captaincy
01:02:20Effective immediately
01:02:21What?
01:02:22You can't do that
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks
01:02:25Nobody else knows
01:02:26The whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:29Every formation
01:02:30I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:34Walk in here
01:02:35And steal everything from me
01:02:36That's enough Rita
01:02:37My decision is final
01:02:43Listen up
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn
01:02:45For the basket toss
01:02:46You're gonna have
01:02:47A little timing issue
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt
01:02:51That's the point
01:02:53Accidents happen
01:02:54All the time in cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:57Coach will kill me
01:02:58Fine
01:02:59Then say goodbye
01:02:59To those little supplements
01:03:00That keep you fitting
01:03:01In your uniforms
01:03:02I know everything
01:03:03Girls
01:03:04Every dirty little secret
01:03:06Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:08Your call
01:03:10And make sure
01:03:10She falls hard enough
01:03:11She never gets back up
01:03:19Very sweet
01:03:22What happened back there
01:03:24How did you know
01:03:24That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:26In my purse
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something
01:03:28In your bag
01:03:29So I swapped it out
01:03:32I knew it
01:03:33I knew she was up to something
01:03:34You know I heard her
01:03:35In the bathroom
01:03:36Like ten minutes before
01:03:38Yeah
01:03:38She was throwing up
01:03:40It was when we were
01:03:43When we were
01:03:44Having
01:03:48Bone
01:03:48Sex
01:03:50So she's the one
01:03:51Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:53Allison
01:03:54Do you have any idea
01:03:55How hard it was to stop
01:03:57Hey
01:03:58Do you
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat
01:04:01Seriously
01:04:02Go put that garbage
01:04:03In your head
01:04:04I don't want you to say
01:04:04Anything like that again
01:04:05I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:07I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:09Perfect
01:04:10Just who you are
01:04:10Yeah
01:04:12I'll always be there
01:04:15To catch you
01:04:16When you fall
01:04:18Always
01:04:20All right
01:04:21On the count
01:04:23You both perform
01:04:24An elevated prep
01:04:25Rita
01:04:25You're up first
01:04:26Then Allison
01:04:39Okay
01:04:39Allison
01:04:40Hey
01:04:41Great job you guys
01:04:42You killed it
01:05:07Hey
01:05:08I told you to catch you
01:05:10Brett
01:05:11You just saved my life
01:05:16I guess that makes me
01:05:17Like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:18Or something huh
01:05:20Are you serious
01:05:21Scott
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt
01:05:22So you could dry hump
01:05:23The football captain
01:05:24Are you kidding me
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed
01:05:28I could have died
01:05:29That would have been
01:05:30The best news of my life
01:05:31Rita
01:05:31That is a disgusting
01:05:33Thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:35And think very carefully
01:05:36About your future
01:05:37On this team
01:05:40Oh
01:05:40Brett
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:42Oh my gosh
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack
01:05:46All right everyone
01:05:47In light of
01:05:48Performances
01:05:49And character
01:05:50I am so proud
01:05:52To announce
01:05:53Allison Scott
01:05:54As the new captain
01:05:56Thank you
01:05:58Wow
01:06:00Congratulations
01:06:01Captain Scott
01:06:02I'm proud of you
01:06:03Wanna show me
01:06:04Just how proud you are
01:06:07And that's game
01:06:09State loses
01:06:1021 to 35
01:06:13Allie
01:06:14Look I know
01:06:16Is that what you wanted
01:06:16It's okay
01:06:17Because you did good
01:06:18That's all that matters
01:06:19Thanks bro
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:21I'll be right back
01:06:21Ew
01:06:22Don't ever touch me again
01:06:24Weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:25Allison
01:06:26She is
01:06:27Looking good baby
01:06:28Y'all do private shows
01:06:30You know
01:06:31Something with a little extra
01:06:32Bump and grind
01:06:33You're so gross
01:06:36Yo what the hell
01:06:37Are you serious
01:06:38What
01:06:39What's going on
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:41Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:44I'm in your dreams
01:06:46How about you spend more time
01:06:47Training on the field
01:06:48So that what happens today
01:06:49Never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special
01:06:54Why
01:06:55You know everyone knows
01:06:56How you got the captain's position
01:06:57How
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top
01:07:00I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:02Considering how much you suck
01:07:04While you play
01:07:05You shameless whore
01:07:07Hey
01:07:08What more money
01:07:10I do
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13She's a public bus
01:07:14Everybody gets a ride
01:07:17Hey
01:07:19Hey
01:07:19Hey fuckface
01:07:21You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey
01:07:28That's enough
01:07:29What's going on here
01:07:30I mean coach
01:07:31We all saw it
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her
01:07:35Get my office now
01:07:36You
01:07:38With me
01:07:38This is a really nasty cut
01:07:40Okay let's
01:07:41We should take you to the ER
01:07:42Okay
01:07:44Alright
01:07:45You sure you're already
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut
01:07:52Brett
01:07:52You could have broken your hand
01:07:54Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:00Set up
01:08:06You know I could kinda get used to this
01:08:08Having uh
01:08:09Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:11Help me out
01:08:13Yo guys
01:08:14304
01:08:15I think it's this one
01:08:15Let's go see the hero
01:08:17Oh shit
01:08:18No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:21I won't let him
01:08:23Let's tell him
01:08:24Let's tell him the truth
01:08:25In front of
01:08:26The entire team
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:31What do you want me to do?
01:08:32Let's hide
01:08:33Yeah
01:08:34Okay
01:08:39Brett
01:08:40Brett you in there?
01:08:41Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:42Washing up man
01:08:44John you have no idea
01:08:46How crazy you drive me
01:08:49You know every single time I see you
01:08:50All I can think about is uh
01:08:55Doing this
01:08:57You need a hand man?
01:08:58No I got everything I need
01:09:00Uh
01:09:01Right here
01:09:07You gotta be quiet
01:09:11Unless you are not
01:09:14Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17Hey you know what it uh
01:09:18Takes me a very long time
01:09:20Assholes
01:09:30I feel what you do to me
01:09:32I feel what you do to me
01:09:34It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39I'm sure
01:09:40Brett you gotta
01:09:41You gotta speed this up man
01:09:42We got your food
01:09:43It's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:45I can help you
01:09:46Hey why don't you guys just beat it all right?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:49Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:52Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some uh
01:10:00Allison physical therapy time
01:10:01You know what I mean
01:10:03You know you could have just asked
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this
01:10:48Guaranteed
01:10:49I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:52Sick
01:10:53Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:55Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:02I will end you
01:11:04Leave it
01:11:07Save your applause everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:10Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:13She bought it
01:11:14With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:16And her dealer
01:11:17Look no further than your MVP
01:11:20Brett Harrison
01:11:25That's not true
01:11:27You know what I don't care
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:31Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:35Oh really
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:44He said he had good stuff
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:50You know that's bullshit
01:11:51I have proof
01:11:55I know real doctors
01:11:57I've got pills
01:11:59Allie
01:12:00No more being blackmailed
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane
01:12:07Okay
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:10Oh sweetie
01:12:11It's all coming out now
01:12:12I saw her taking pills
01:12:14For practice
01:12:15We trusted you
01:12:16Cheater
01:12:19Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:21Messes with me
01:12:22Open your eyes
01:12:23Brett
01:12:24She's using you
01:12:25For the clout
01:12:26For the status
01:12:27Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:30Nobody
01:12:30A total bottom feeder
01:12:32Rita you know what
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:33It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video huh
01:12:36And what'd you do to it
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:37If you have nothing to hide
01:12:38Boo
01:12:40Boo
01:12:41Boo
01:12:41Listen just
01:12:42Please listen to me
01:12:43Hey everybody
01:12:44Just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister okay
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:47Look
01:12:48And here come the pretzels
01:12:51Alright
01:12:51That's enough
01:12:52That's enough
01:12:53Now
01:12:54In light of these
01:12:55Significant allegations
01:12:56As well as the
01:12:58Evidence that has been presented
01:12:59I have no choice
01:13:01Allison Scott
01:13:02You are hereby removed
01:13:03From your position as captain
01:13:05Of the cheerleader
01:13:05Furthermore
01:13:06You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:08Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes
01:13:13Hold on
01:13:14Hold it
01:13:15If you would please
01:13:16Look to the jumbotron
01:13:18I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:20Get healthy
01:13:21With the right body
01:13:22No more pills
01:13:23No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us
01:13:26Absolutely
01:13:27Listen you guys are never gonna have to
01:13:28Take any of Rita's
01:13:29Take your spouse ever again
01:13:30So what's the catch
01:13:31We're gonna make Rita
01:13:33Take some of her own medicine
01:13:34This video
01:13:35This is the real conversation
01:13:37Not the edited one
01:13:39That Rita just played
01:13:41Not for the drugs
01:13:43These are the drugs
01:13:44That I gave the girls
01:13:44They're vitamins
01:13:45You can get these
01:13:47At any pharmacy
01:13:47In the world
01:13:48You wanna check these out
01:13:49Principal
01:13:53He's right
01:13:54These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:58Who has been forcing
01:13:59Her teammates
01:13:59To take dangerous
01:14:00Weight loss supplements
01:14:02She's been threatening them
01:14:03If they wouldn't comply
01:14:04And she's been shaming them
01:14:05Degrading them
01:14:06From the bodies
01:14:06That they have
01:14:07Now everybody is different
01:14:09But all bodies
01:14:10Are beautiful
01:14:10Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:12For one reason
01:14:13One reason only
01:14:13Because she was a threat
01:14:14She threatened
01:14:15The total control
01:14:16That Rita had
01:14:17Over the entire squad
01:14:18And it's horrible
01:14:19Because Allison
01:14:20She's a beautiful person
01:14:21And she would never
01:14:22Do anything like this
01:14:24And she deserves
01:14:25To be the cheer captain
01:14:27That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:29She's the one
01:14:31Who's drugging the team
01:14:32Lock her up
01:14:34Lock her up
01:14:35Lock her up
01:14:36Lock her up
01:14:37You fucking bitch
01:14:38You ruined my life
01:14:40You ruined it yourself
01:14:52Look at you
01:14:54Playing the victim
01:14:55You've been throwing yourself
01:14:57At me for weeks
01:14:58Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You won crying to Harrison
01:15:02Nothing but a little
01:15:04Shut up dude
01:15:05Shut up
01:15:06What are you gonna do
01:15:07About it Harrison
01:15:07I don't have to do anything
01:15:08You're gonna get exactly
01:15:10What you deserve
01:15:10Right now
01:15:11Mr. Williams
01:15:15Apparently we've
01:15:16Had a number of
01:15:17Allegations of sexual
01:15:19Harassment against you
01:15:20From various female students
01:15:21As of now
01:15:22You are officially suspended
01:15:24From all school activities
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No
01:15:26My father
01:15:27Your father
01:15:28May have his name
01:15:29On the library
01:15:30But I assure you
01:15:31His money will not
01:15:32Buy you immunity
01:15:33You can take him away
01:15:34Marty's over
01:15:36Let go
01:15:36No
01:15:36I'll throw you off
01:15:38It isn't over
01:15:41And as for you
01:15:42Miss Scott
01:15:43On behalf
01:15:44Of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize
01:15:48To you
01:15:50For everything
01:15:50That you've had to endure
01:15:51And as of now
01:15:52You can consider yourself
01:15:54Officially reinstated
01:15:55As captain
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:58Officially reinstated
01:16:00As captain
01:16:02Thank you principal
01:16:03Alright everyone
01:16:04Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:08But
01:16:08We have a game to get back to
01:16:10So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:26Let's win
01:16:28Touchdown
01:16:28State University
01:16:29Wins it all
01:16:30Go
01:16:31Go
01:16:31Go
01:16:34Go
01:16:34Go
01:16:35Go
01:16:35Go
01:16:35Go
01:16:35Go
01:16:37Go
01:16:38Go
01:16:38Go
01:16:38Go
01:16:57Hey
01:16:59Allison
01:17:02the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:07hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:14i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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