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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other. You know nothing
06:06Nothing nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like
06:12You were catching feelings feelings feelings me
06:15Dude, come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50Don't feel it out
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:22You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like...
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:56Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I...
08:08I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly...
08:23slowly...
08:24touch you...
08:26Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing...
08:50I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm...
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan, I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:05Something in the middle of the day
09:13Stepping on your roller coaster
09:16Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest right of the century
09:31You want some help?
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings, thank you.
09:38All good.
09:40I wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:46Sit back, relax, enjoy the view.
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:05Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:08You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:15Um, well, I guess we have a little bed on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:21And when you lose, you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:27Okay, I can come up with something.
10:29But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:32Do you have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you can stand.
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01All right, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07All right.
11:08In three, two, one.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:23Breathe.
11:25Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
11:27God, give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
11:34Oh, what are you doing?
11:35What are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, it's conserving heat.
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out any time.
11:42I would gladly take the wind.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:12Hmm.
12:13Me, too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game, and we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know, you can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:07Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42You're still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance.
13:54You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:11How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:30Not a girl.
15:53There you two are!
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:05Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:09Oh, vampires.
16:11Oh, okay, this started.
16:12Thanks.
16:15You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:50Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:09I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right number.
17:40Cornette.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not recluse.
17:43I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Isn't that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24I don't want to stop.
18:26I don't want to stop.
18:27I don't want to stop.
18:39No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:48I don't want to stop.
18:50I don't want to stop.
18:50I don't want to stop.
18:50I don't want to stop.
18:55I don't want to stop.
18:57I don't want to stop.
18:59I don't want to stop.
19:04I don't want to stop.
19:13I don't want to stop.
19:16I don't want to stop.
19:21I don't want to stop.
19:26What, like what you see?
19:27No, no, God, no.
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:41Oh, yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to. Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah, you sure about that?
19:58I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay, you go do that.
20:08Look at this. Go.
20:10There we go.
20:10I'm so annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:17Hey, Daisy. What's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy.
20:25I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah, he's been in his room all week
20:33playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:40Oh, I'm down.
20:41Why not?
20:42Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:47You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:52I'm okay.
20:53I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:01It's like a pre-chaser.
21:12All right.
21:14For spring break.
21:15Spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:18Cheers.
21:19Woo!
21:22Woo!
21:24Woo!
21:24Woo!
21:26Let's play a game.
21:29Suck and blow?
21:29Gross.
21:31No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:34Um, sardines?
21:35Ooh, yes.
21:37I always love this house for sardines.
21:39Great.
21:39I'll hide first.
21:41Okay.
21:41I need a breather.
21:42Especially after that shot.
21:57How did you find me so fast?
21:59This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:02I won't tell Adam.
22:03Don't worry.
22:04Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:07I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:10You saw no such thing.
22:12You jealous?
22:15No.
22:15I'm just worried that you're going to get mono.
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down.
22:44What?
22:48You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:53Take care of me how?
22:56Time for third base, huh?
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of some Mary Corbin.
23:17I knew this game was stupid.
23:19Let's just call it.
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
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23:53grab another drink. Mia, you want one? Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:58Excuse me. Sumner, let's dance.
24:07Okay.
24:24You really want to give them the show? What'd you have in Lent? Hope you're watching Corbin.
24:46Summer cherry? I can taste it on your tongue.
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh? It's just a game, Daisy.
24:55Yeah, right. You're a whore like everyone says. Whoa, I don't think so.
25:01The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum? You're a slut, just like everyone says.
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that. What'd you do? Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on? Get the hell out of here. Fine. I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up.
25:27She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam. She'll say anything to pay attention.
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam. You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:35Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:38I wasn't laughing.
25:39Yeah, well you weren't helping me either. That's your whole deal, huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there.
25:51Too little, too late. You can leave me alone. Both of you.
25:58Too little, too.
26:24Peace offering.
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:40I'm sorry about everything.
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool, and I wish you could understand how much I regret
26:55it.
26:57I bet you don't even think about it.
27:01Oh, you'd be surprised some.
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:16Obviously I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell anyone, I mean, you're my best friend's
27:20sister.
27:29I guess I just acted out.
27:34It's real mature, Corbin.
27:37I was 14, okay, you were driving me crazy, I couldn't stop thinking about you, I couldn't
27:42keep my hands away.
27:44So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day.
27:52The biggest mistake of my life.
27:58I lost one of my best friends that day, so...
28:06Want to hand me one?
28:07Mm-hmm.
28:17You know how to do this?
28:19Yes.
28:21You shouldn't go that fast.
28:24Well, I'm hungry.
28:25Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:29Look at that, already on fire.
28:33Damn it.
28:34Told you.
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:44Assholes, plural?
28:52I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said you had a crush on me in middle school?
29:07Yeah.
29:11How do you feel about me now?
29:15No.
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought it was so obvious.
29:34I really want to kiss you right now.
29:39What do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home.
29:47You want to go home?
29:50No.
29:54Home.
30:06Hey!
30:07What are you doing?
30:10Police.
30:10You love me.
30:11Excuse me.
30:16You won't grow up, and I'm getting tired of waiting, just like we're stuck, you won't grow up, and I'm
30:25getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you.
30:31To make your moves, you can love me better than you, you can love me better than you.
30:51To make your moves, you can love me better than you, you can love me better than you, you love
31:07me better than you do.
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing, just about how I won.
31:27Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend? My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:57Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin? Who's next, son?
32:02It's not like that. Corbin and I actually care about each other. Tell him, Corb.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:20We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking.
32:31Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing.
32:33Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:37Okay, just drop it, man.
32:38Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:42You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:50Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes, because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it
32:58anymore.
32:59Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:12You are not stupid.
33:12You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:33It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore because Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because...
33:57Well...
33:59There's something I have to tell you.
34:08You skunk.
34:09I know what you're gonna say.
34:11I...
34:12I cannot believe you.
34:13You're such a hypocrite.
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:17What?
34:18I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:27If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:39But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up.
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't pity A in front of me, okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:57But we won't be needing it.
34:59You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:05Sum, come on.
35:06You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:13And you're never gonna change.
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:33No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for me.
35:40No, I was telling the truth.
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:45Your words mean nothing.
35:48Your words mean nothing.
36:06Oh.
36:17I don't know mom I just want to spend the night in my own bed okay yeah Adam and me
36:22are gonna
36:22drive back together I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home he could hitchhike for all I care
36:28I love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show Adam are we good over there got this
36:35angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming the whole school you want to say
36:39hi no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway what what's the main attraction I'm the
36:47main attraction oh Corbin give us a show shake it boy kill both of you come on don't you want
36:57your
36:57girl to know how much she means to you no I do Sumner Marlowe I need you to believe me
37:04when I
37:04say this I want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story
37:10so
37:18hey okay what do you say I want to be with you too Corbin
37:38you
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