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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:01Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other. You know nothing
06:06Nothing, nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings feelings
06:14Feelings me dude. Come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26No, of course not
06:26I mean she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50Don't feel it out
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:22You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly touch you
08:26Everywhere except where you want it the most
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan
09:00I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:31What's wrong?
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you all good wasn't thinking
09:40about that anyway sit back relax enjoy the view
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy oh well these aren't just any feet are they
10:08you know what if you can't make me feel good I'm not gonna want to sleep with you okay that's
10:14a good
10:14question um well I guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we yeah and when you
10:23lose
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself okay I can come up with something I'm not gonna lose
10:30some we have a deal do your worst so you can stand enthusiastically
10:44time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what no I'm not doing the ice plunge what's wrong some you scared I'll beat your record
11:01all right fine time to make you suffer Montgomery all right in three two one
11:21up to the shoulders oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
11:27give up some
11:29sunshine's calling your name oh fuck off Corbin oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:35what are you
11:35doing what are you doing dude what the hell oh just conserving heat really in front of my brother you
11:41can get out anytime I would gladly take the wind oh never that's what I thought
12:10you know I could actually get used to this me too the water's feeling nice and warm I wasn't talking
12:16about the water you know I can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:26you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and
12:32monsters and whatever yeah and you were a troll I was a knight thank you very much but you remember
12:40what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each
12:45other
12:45for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this
13:00well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore Corb you know you can take the win
13:06I give up some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:19this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42you're still mad at me
13:48does that mean our bets off
13:50after you let me win yesterday
13:52not a chance
13:54you know I want to make you suffer
13:57right
13:59how are you gonna do that
14:00well
14:01I've been thinking you know this is probably
14:04harder for you than it is for me
14:07so
14:08if I can get you to quit
14:10then I win
14:14you lose
14:15and
14:16you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:24yeah
14:27I mean we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you
14:30but that doesn't mean that I can't
14:33torture you
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up
14:37that you can't help yourself
14:39but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:46and how are you gonna do that
14:53oops
14:55looks like I spilled
15:09that's a good girl
15:10cleaning up your mess
15:11how about I get the rest for you though
15:19you know since our bet's still on
15:22why don't we hit first base
15:24what do you say
15:27why not
15:31not a girl
15:32there's so many ways to be happy
15:35you can do whatever you like
15:38you don't have to be ready
15:40you just gotta trust the right
15:43you don't have to be scary
15:45you just gotta follow the light
15:48you're able to be happy
15:50you can do whatever you like
15:53there you two are
15:57oh am I interrupting again
15:59no not interrupting and not again
16:01here do you want some
16:02duh
16:05which one
16:06slasher zombies or slasher vampires
16:10vampires
16:10all the way to started
16:12thanks
16:15you've gotta be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:20girl be so for real
16:22Adam might be blind
16:23but I can see the sparks flying between you two
16:25like the 4th of July
16:26well then
16:27you should get your eyes checked
16:28oh
16:42Adam you want a carpet picnic with me
16:43let these two have the couch
16:45sure
16:47better sit six feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:50come on down some
16:51take a seat
16:54what
16:55too scared of this one
16:57says the guy who cried
16:59at the end of Friday the 13th
17:00cause I was sad
17:02she was doing it for her kid
17:03you would sympathize
17:05with a serial killer
17:08don't worry
17:09I'll protect you
17:11protect me from your son
17:36what are you doing
17:37just waiting for the right lump
17:40coordinate
17:42I'm not recluse
17:43I'm just opportunistic
17:45my brother and my best friend
17:47are sitting five feet away
17:49doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:51you're unbelievable
17:54is that a no
17:57you're insane
17:58if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00yeah
18:00you sure about that
18:06okay
18:24I'm gonna stop
18:39no
18:40I'm too cute to eat
18:48time for bed I think
19:14oh my god
19:16are you
19:17what you come here to help me out
19:20what
19:21no
19:21I
19:26like what you see
19:27no
19:27no
19:28god no
19:32excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well
19:39well I guess my plan's working
19:41oh yeah
19:42how do you figure
19:42it could last 24 hours
19:44how are you gonna survive
19:46the whole week
19:47I mean I don't mind
19:48taking care of myself
19:49before the real deal
19:50I hope
19:50you're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to
19:53thank you very much
19:55yeah
19:55you sure about that
19:58I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay
20:00you go do that
20:08look at this
20:09go
20:09there we go
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:17hey Daisy
20:18what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25to leave before
20:27I lost my will to live
20:28so did Bryce end up
20:29crashing with you
20:31yeah
20:31he's been in his room
20:32all week
20:33playing machine gun Kelly
20:34on repeat
20:36I broke into
20:37grace's parents
20:38liquor cabinet
20:38who wants a shot
20:40I'm down
20:41why not
20:42okay
20:43yeah
20:47you want a lick corp
20:50it's my favorite flavor
20:51summer cherry
20:52I'm okay
20:53I'm more of a chocolate
20:54guy anyway
20:57trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:00it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:13for spring break
21:15spring break
21:16spring break
21:17cheers
21:26let's play a game
21:28suck and blow
21:29gross
21:30no I'm not playing that
21:32with my brother here
21:34um
21:34sardines
21:35oh yes
21:36I always love this house
21:38for sardines
21:38great
21:39I'll hide first
21:40okay
21:41I need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast
21:59this has been your spot
22:01since we were kids
22:02I won't tell Adam
22:03don't worry
22:04Adam couldn't find the
22:05laundry room
22:06if I drew him a map
22:07I saw you shooting daggers
22:09at Daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you're jealous
22:15no
22:15I'm just worried
22:16that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried
22:20about me
22:27you know you don't need
22:28to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what?
22:45sit down
22:48you know
22:49since you won't
22:49take care of yourself
22:50I think I have to
22:51take care of you
22:53take care of me
22:53how?
22:56time for third base
23:11well I found the retainer
23:12I lost when I was 12
23:13but no sign of
23:14Sumner and Corbin
23:17I knew this game
23:18was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie
23:22oxenfree
23:38finally
23:39it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get
23:42totally bored
23:46we had fun sneaking
23:48around
23:49well I got sober
23:50looking for you two
23:52I'm gonna grab
23:53another drink
23:53Mia
23:54you want one?
23:55yeah I'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:04Sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:24do you really want to
24:25give them the show?
24:28what'd you have in Lent?
24:30hope you're watching Corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47I can taste it
24:49on your tongue
24:51you did like
24:52sneaking around huh?
24:53it's just a game
24:54Daisy
24:54yeah right
24:56you're a whore
24:57like everyone says
24:58I don't think so
25:00the rumors are true
25:02aren't they Sum?
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk
25:07to her like that
25:07what'd you do?
25:08let him fuck you
25:09in a closet?
25:11hey what's going on?
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:15I don't want this bitch's
25:17sloppy seconds anyway
25:19what do you mean by
25:20sloppy seconds?
25:23do you seriously believe
25:24anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic
25:28pick me Adam
25:28she'll say anything
25:29give me attention
25:31God you're always
25:32like this Adam
25:32you'll choose anyone
25:34over your own sister
25:35just like you did
25:36in 8th grade
25:37when you laughed
25:37with everyone else
25:38I wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't
25:40helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal
25:42huh?
25:43just humiliate Sumner
25:44and then let everyone
25:45at school torture her
25:46while you guys
25:46just stand there
25:47and watch?
25:48I was defending you
25:49back there
25:51too little
25:52too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace out for him
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy
26:40I'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day
26:49at the pool
26:53no I wish you could
26:54understand how much
26:55I regret it
26:57I bet you don't
26:58even think about it
27:01uh you'd be surprised
27:03Sum
27:09I used to have
27:10the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously I couldn't
27:17tell you
27:17I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean
27:18you're my best friend's
27:20sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34it's real mature
27:35Corbin
27:37I was 14
27:38okay
27:39you were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking
27:41about you
27:41I couldn't
27:41keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me?
27:48I took it too far
27:49that day
27:52the biggest mistake
27:53of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends
27:59that day
28:00so
28:06want to hand me one?
28:07mm-hmm
28:17you know how to do this?
28:19yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24I'm hungry
28:25okay
28:26but you can't just stick it in
28:27and expect it to work out
28:29look at that
28:30already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:37I don't know why
28:38I keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52I'm not admitting anything
28:53until you do
28:55what do you mean?
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:11how do you feel about me now?
29:16no
29:18how do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought
29:27it was
29:28so obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home
29:47do you want to go home?
29:50no
29:54home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing?
30:15you
30:20you
30:22you
30:22You're stuck, you won't grow up, and I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you.
30:31To make your moves, you can love me better than you.
30:38You can love me better than you.
30:42All my mind's loving, so my mind, it can do me better, it can do me better.
30:49All my mind's heavy than I like, it can do me better.
30:52Do me better, you can do me better than you, you know me better than you, you love me better
31:09than you do.
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing, just about how I won.
31:27Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:57Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59Who's next, son?
32:02It's not like that.
32:03Corbin and I actually care about each other.
32:05Tell him, Corbin.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin.
32:07Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:20We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking, okay?
32:31It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:33Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:37Okay, just drop it, man.
32:38Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:42Look, you're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:50Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes,
32:56because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:12You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:33It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore, because Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:56Because, well, there's something I have to tell you.
34:08You scumbag.
34:09I know what you're going to say.
34:11I cannot believe you.
34:13You're such a hypocrite.
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:18What?
34:18I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:27If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:39But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up.
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:50Just, like...
34:52Don't pity A in front of me, okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:56But we won't be needing it.
34:59You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:05Sum, come on.
35:06You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:13And you're never going to change.
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for...
35:40No, I was telling the truth.
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
35:51You never stand up for...
35:57Too much longer.
36:09Oh...
36:17I don't know mom I just want to spend the night in my own bed okay yeah Adam and me
36:22are gonna
36:22drive back together I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home he could hitchhike for all I care
36:28I love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show Adam are we good over there got this
36:35angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming to the whole school want to say hi
36:40no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway what what's the main attraction I'm the main
36:47attraction oh Corbin give us a show shake it boy I'll kill both of you come on don't you want
36:57your
36:57girl to know how much she means to you no I do Sumner Marlo I need you to believe me
37:04when I say
37:04this I want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story so
37:18hey okay
37:27what do you say
37:34I want to be with you too Corbin
37:36me
37:37you
37:39you
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