00:01Today on Storm Valley News, there has been a string of business burglaries.
00:06Local witnesses claim a group of unruly henchmen with red face paint with an unusually U-drawn
00:13have been seen congregating on random street corners prior to the heists.
00:17These crimes are currently being investigated by the top east side detective, Bruce Barkley.
00:23Yo, that's unfortunate. Bruce Barkley doesn't have enough power to fight off the U-mouth here.
00:30I have quite a bit of my business establishments on the east side as well.
00:34I would be foolish if I wasn't aware that Big U had a vendetta against the Flock Enterprises.
00:39He wants my head.
00:42We are the strongest, most deadliest criminal empire on the south side of Storm Valley.
00:50But that is not enough for a pioneering mastermind like myself.
00:54Currently, the most influential threat of the east side just happens to be that damn cyborg.
01:03Without his revenue, he's nothing but a pile of scrap metal with rap skills.
01:08The U-Mafia has a hunger that will be fulfilled.
01:12The U-Mafia normally sticks to south side business.
01:16What is so intriguing about Cyborg and the east side all of a sudden?
01:21Truly, all criminals fall into a captivating mental spectrum of power and greed.
01:26But this seems very calculated for a low life like Big U.
01:31We don't like Neighborhood Watch, asshole.
01:35Welcome to the party.
01:37Well, well, look what the storm brewed up.
01:41A surprise for dinner.
01:44Bruce Barkley.
01:46Thought you were going on vacation.
01:49But instead, you want to stop me, eh?
01:52Tie him on the chair, boys.
01:55This damn thorn in my ass needs a face adjustment.
01:59Uh-uh, derp bag.
02:13Come on!
02:32I won't let you take the east side, Big U.
02:34I gotta block scumbags at all costs.
02:37Real power comes from fear.
02:41No one opposes me and gets away with it.
02:43Take this!
02:47I'm sick of you.
02:54Now for the grand finale.
03:00Freeze!
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