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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to, you have a cute scar.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:02So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So, she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures!
00:06:17Yeah, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:34You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:48to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl
00:07:18that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:22Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:32of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:36that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was, uh, thinking
00:08:59that since we're married,
00:09:02we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:06in front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that
00:09:20is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper
00:09:27to have messy complications
00:09:29getting in the way
00:09:30of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman
00:09:42pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:47and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers,
00:09:53all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short $15
00:10:17if you want to take advantage
00:10:18of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29Merry Christmas.
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:13Merry Christmas.
00:12:14Merry Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:35Hold on.
00:13:35You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07That's what you needed.
00:14:08Oh, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:40Oh, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now, makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16And sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap.
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in the naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Mommy.
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:10Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William hit her?
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste, manager, I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you from New York, polite, handsome, just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55You son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:21:01All right, that's it.
00:21:01I'm calling the cops.
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Why are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:48Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:56It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:32Please, accept my serious apologies!
00:22:44Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:11even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:14We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:20you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:35Your best life is my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:46Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Well, you guys just get settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:53I'll do this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:26:37food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's your turn?
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each
00:27:28other, but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Those are losers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You heard her.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56All room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09You wish.
00:31:09Why is she getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh.
00:31:34This is un...
00:31:35This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can move this?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:54I don't know.
00:32:11You're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:57Max?
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:32No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Stop coming.
00:35:06Get through.
00:35:07What?
00:35:18Elon,
00:35:20the truth is,
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:43Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't...
00:35:46If you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:02like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:10and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay
00:38:28at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:46during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunched.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um...
00:39:27Could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping
00:39:29Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda
00:39:35bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:39:38and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:39:48just in case.
00:39:50Well,
00:39:51looks like it's time
00:39:52to get dressed up, then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:06Wait,
00:40:08that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed
00:40:11when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it
00:40:14seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details,
00:40:18but luckily,
00:40:19I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman
00:40:29from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper
00:40:35still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man
00:40:41could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard
00:40:47he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably
00:40:51too embarrassed
00:40:52to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look,
00:40:56Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows
00:41:00Ava had a kid
00:41:01with a random
00:41:01one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record
00:41:04speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor
00:41:09for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh,
00:41:13they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be
00:41:25Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But
00:41:33you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But
00:41:37what is handsome
00:41:39as you?
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like
00:41:41you just stepped out
00:41:42of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that
00:41:50for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Ooh.
00:41:55A homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts
00:41:59are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all high?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay
00:42:07a hand on my daughter
00:42:08or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did
00:42:15to my mother.
00:42:16My husband
00:42:16is Harrison Group's
00:42:17top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin
00:42:20your life.
00:42:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare
00:42:44disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time,
00:42:48it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family
00:42:55out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you,
00:43:07dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know
00:43:10who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight
00:43:12of the Harrison Group
00:43:13behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO
00:43:15would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using
00:43:17his company's name
00:43:19to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea
00:43:22how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:26to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing
00:43:34during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake,
00:43:43I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan
00:43:47a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me
00:43:50a thank you
00:43:50for slapping some sense
00:43:51into you.
00:43:52Do you want me
00:43:52to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside
00:43:56and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please
00:44:20pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could
00:44:23eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I
00:44:26paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I
00:44:32paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab,
00:44:35fresh from Alaska,
00:44:37and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price,
00:44:4150 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get
00:44:43a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food
00:44:49isn't meant
00:44:49for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't
00:44:53stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare
00:44:58leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:02but they're treating
00:45:03us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have
00:45:05our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays
00:45:09sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray
00:45:11than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have
00:45:17our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have
00:45:23a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something
00:45:26right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy
00:45:31food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a
00:45:32particularly memorable
00:45:34Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Sweetie, sweetie,
00:45:39are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my
00:45:42child.
00:45:43You're fucking
00:45:43crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd
00:45:45teach her some manners,
00:45:46maybe I wouldn't
00:45:47have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready
00:46:04to try the best food
00:46:05you've ever had
00:46:06in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes
00:46:11and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef
00:46:14on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be
00:46:20hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops
00:46:27and bring that king crab
00:46:29from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:34Bring that king crab
00:46:36from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab
00:46:43in the world
00:46:44from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him,
00:46:48Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions
00:46:50are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:56Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew
00:47:31who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time
00:47:33you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO
00:47:41of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO,
00:47:51why would you be here
00:47:52pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor
00:47:59from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Okay, Mr. Harrison,
00:48:06the Antarctic king crab
00:48:07as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:23and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:32Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO
00:48:37of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more
00:48:41than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:58I insulted my own boss.
00:49:00I'm finished.
00:49:01I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO
00:49:05is a hell of a move
00:49:06worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight,
00:49:09your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that,
00:49:12your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam?
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25Sam?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison,
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:32Guys,
00:49:33take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison,
00:49:44come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke,
00:49:46a family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well,
00:49:49there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:14Mmm, pumpkin,
00:50:15my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line
00:50:23just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry
00:50:31I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them
00:50:33treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas
00:50:38I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want,
00:50:39we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test
00:50:57between the boss
00:50:58and that little girl.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:04Oh.
00:51:05This is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith,
00:51:12single mother,
00:51:13small town gal,
00:51:15didn't finish high school,
00:51:16currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus,
00:51:19I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:29Oh.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit
00:51:32to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address
00:51:37where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels
00:51:39on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off
00:51:44that stupid hat.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted
00:51:58that I try this wine
00:51:59that he's been saving
00:52:00for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy
00:52:03with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy
00:52:13with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me
00:52:31is a big commitment
00:52:33and I don't want
00:52:34any loose ends.
00:52:36You know?
00:52:37Maximus,
00:52:37there's so much
00:52:38we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not
00:52:40telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings,
00:52:43no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign
00:52:46a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab
00:52:55some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part
00:53:10where you tell me
00:53:10there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been
00:53:13completely honest with you.
00:53:14I don't know.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy,
00:53:22my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh my gosh.
00:53:26It's so swollen.
00:53:27Must have been
00:53:28when that witch
00:53:28smacked her
00:53:29with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen,
00:53:30you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go
00:53:31get a first date kit,
00:53:32okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone
00:53:46hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving
00:53:49after Christmas,
00:53:51aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare
00:54:03disrespect my husband.
00:54:07Well, maybe
00:54:08I don't have to leave.
00:54:11Well, maybe
00:54:11I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think
00:54:18it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry
00:54:25about it.
00:54:25Scars make you
00:54:26look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad,
00:54:31I got that
00:54:31when I was
00:54:32about your age.
00:54:33Some punk
00:54:33came at me with it.
00:54:35Switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually
00:54:39a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something
00:54:44like that
00:54:44on the back of my neck.
00:54:48Piper,
00:54:49how long have you
00:54:50had that?
00:54:51My mom said
00:54:52I had that
00:54:52when I was born.
00:54:58And how old
00:54:59are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night
00:55:03stand was
00:55:03about seven years
00:55:04ago.
00:55:05Okay,
00:55:05I found the
00:55:05first aid kit.
00:55:06Ivar,
00:55:07are you sure
00:55:07we haven't met
00:55:08before?
00:55:11What do I even
00:55:12say?
00:55:12And how do I
00:55:13explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad
00:55:16and he didn't know
00:55:17you existed
00:55:18until now.
00:55:20Um,
00:55:21yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand,
00:55:24sweetie?
00:55:26Ivar.
00:55:30okay,
00:55:31look,
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be
00:55:48an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:59Mommy,
00:55:59are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just
00:56:03realizing she's a
00:56:04coward.
00:56:06I don't even have
00:56:07the guts to tell
00:56:07the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you
00:56:11picked up my
00:56:12calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you,
00:56:14Max,
00:56:14that woman is
00:56:15manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school
00:56:17dropout,
00:56:19doesn't even have a
00:56:19decent job,
00:56:21and she's unfit to
00:56:22raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband,
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has
00:56:26no idea
00:56:27what a treasure
00:56:30he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry,
00:56:34Max.
00:56:35You can't know
00:56:36Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would
00:56:37take her away.
00:56:38After Christmas,
00:56:40it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even
00:56:46listening to me?
00:56:47No,
00:56:48Mom,
00:56:48Mom,
00:56:48listen,
00:56:49I'm sorry,
00:56:50okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife,
00:56:51and I've made up
00:56:51my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:02I need that.
00:57:04For me?
00:57:06Oh,
00:57:06thank you.
00:57:07This is for you,
00:57:08Grandma.
00:57:13Oh,
00:57:14wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek,
00:57:18this is from
00:57:19Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh,
00:57:21thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks,
00:57:23God.
00:57:23I'm glad you're here.
00:57:26got it.
00:57:28Wow.
00:57:29Damn,
00:57:29these are nice.
00:57:30Grandpa,
00:57:32language,
00:57:32little ears.
00:57:38Piper,
00:57:39do you want to go
00:57:40see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room
00:57:41by the train set.
00:57:42I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song
00:57:44that we sang?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over
00:57:47by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got,
00:57:48guys?
00:57:49Walking home
00:57:50from our house,
00:57:51Christmas Eve.
00:57:52Ha.
00:57:54Ha.
00:57:54Ha.
00:57:55You never told me,
00:57:59have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit
00:58:08to raise my
00:58:09granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know
00:58:13what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva,
00:58:16I have the same
00:58:17birthmark
00:58:17as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know
00:58:27what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people
00:58:28have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful,
00:58:31but I can't lose
00:58:32my child,
00:58:33no matter how
00:58:34I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs
00:58:44a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:50Um,
00:58:51oh,
00:58:52I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage,
00:59:20but it's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me,
00:59:24I just wanted to do
00:59:25a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything
00:59:45this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom,
00:59:51she partied all the time,
00:59:53and I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them,
00:59:55but
00:59:57I don't think
00:59:58she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing
01:00:01personal.
01:00:02Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And
01:00:07someday you'll
01:00:09find
01:00:10someone special
01:00:11to
01:00:11spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found
01:00:20someone special
01:00:23right here?
01:00:47Max, we can't...
01:00:51if you want me to stop,
01:00:53you better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass,
01:01:09I still can't resist him.
01:01:22I don't want you.
01:01:27I don't want you.
01:01:29I don't want you.
01:01:35I don't want you to stop.
01:01:35You are driving.
01:01:36I can't get the same.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper!
01:01:51Piper?
01:01:52She can't see us.
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten
01:02:33on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun
01:02:39to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still
01:02:43unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have
01:02:47been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:54I don't want you.
01:02:56I don't want you to keep
01:03:03I don't want you to keep
01:03:05away.
01:03:05You're down.
01:03:20Nice to meet you.
01:03:31Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait!
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:48Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:00Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a hydrogen man, I'm hydrogen inside.
01:07:21It's true.
01:07:22It's true.
01:07:22It's true.
01:07:23It's true.
01:07:26No need.
01:07:27It's true.
01:07:30I know you're in person.
01:07:34It's true.
01:07:35lady and gentlemen I am so sorry I need to go win back my family family boss you
01:07:43okay never better go get her max get your best smile there he is Maximus
01:07:57darling I have some prospects for you nice high society girls from the city
01:08:07oh I told you I already found the woman I love
01:08:17Maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll
01:08:25find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not
01:08:32oh I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father
01:08:42what
01:08:55oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02hi welcome in can I help you find something I want to try those
01:09:10awesome I'll get them for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:19no no no I know what I want size seven
01:09:24oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:35ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:09:40one
01:09:45she seems kind
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:56how do they feel well I love the style but it's too small I think I need a size up
01:10:03maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08right away I'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was I wrong about her
01:10:30are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:33well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil
01:10:43oh come on St. Eva
01:10:46she's in a wheelchair
01:10:48who cares it's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:57I am not doing that Vanessa
01:11:01see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not I'm not selling her joke
01:11:14she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day
01:11:19I'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:34did I stutter
01:11:39you don't have to fire me
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore
01:11:52listen don't buy the shoes
01:11:54they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:11:57you're a good person after all
01:12:01looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry
01:12:07why are you still here Eva
01:12:09get out
01:12:15you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:22absolutely shameful
01:12:23who are you
01:12:24I am the chairwoman
01:12:27of the Harrison group
01:12:29and the owner of the store
01:12:32you're Eleanor Harrison
01:12:33mother of the CEO
01:12:35I am
01:12:36and you my dear
01:12:38are fired
01:12:39what did I do
01:12:44you are a good person
01:12:46from now on
01:12:48this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious
01:12:56that's right
01:12:58don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:03far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you out
01:13:11I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22no don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:34and that row
01:13:36and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up
01:13:41and bring it to my house
01:13:43okay
01:13:43yeah
01:13:46once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her
01:13:48I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:49I can't wait
01:13:51to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01of course she lives like this
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20what are you doing here
01:14:23I uh
01:14:24there you are Eva
01:14:27wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:29my new daughter-in-law
01:14:33what are you
01:14:33that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43stop
01:14:45and you
01:14:46you lied to me at the store
01:14:49you were both just testing me
01:14:51is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57just after his money
01:14:59but I was wrong
01:15:00Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07how could you think that of me
01:15:08it's not like that dear
01:15:10Eva what are you talking about
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:20and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29what are you waiting for son
01:15:31go after her
01:15:35Eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39look we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43okay I can't fake what we have
01:15:45and everything I've done for you
01:15:47and Piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:53touch my wife again
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max you came
01:15:59God you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06a good father
01:16:07just say the word
01:16:12see
01:16:14stop fighting
01:16:17we belong together
01:16:20you're wrong
01:16:21wrong about what
01:16:23that you care
01:16:24or we belong together
01:16:26look I already told you
01:16:28we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32and I met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:35I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:45I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:56ow
01:16:57are you okay mommy
01:16:59yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:02come here
01:17:10no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:15I'm okay sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28don't you want to be with him
01:17:31love bug
01:17:33you're right
01:17:35what am I doing
01:17:35running like a coward
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45I believe in you
01:17:46what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know
01:17:56Piper is his daughter
01:18:03enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife
01:18:06and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think I want to
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:15you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:18I made a deal with Eva
01:18:20to play my wife
01:18:22and Piper she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:25what are you talking about
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:31Piper is your daughter
01:18:33what?
01:18:34see it for yourself
01:18:41I was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:44New Year's that woman
01:18:54it was Eva
01:18:57Eva
01:18:58hey
01:19:00daddy
01:19:02daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:08I missed you so much
01:19:09sweetheart
01:19:15you came back
01:19:19I
01:19:22don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:30I
01:19:30I
01:19:31I
01:19:31I
01:19:32was scared
01:19:33but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36because what we have is real
01:19:37and it's worth fighting for
01:19:40sweetheart I have
01:19:42something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you too
01:19:48Piper is your daughter
01:19:50you knew
01:19:51my sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Mama
01:19:58I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:00but you've known this whole time
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03okay
01:20:03I didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:08how could you not know how I felt
01:20:22I
01:20:22I
01:20:22love you Eva
01:20:25I
01:20:25I
01:20:25love you too
01:20:27I
01:20:27promise
01:20:28for the rest of my life
01:20:29I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:32as long as we're together
01:20:34it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:45will you marry me Eva
01:20:48for real this time
01:20:50yes
01:20:51yes of course I'll marry you
01:20:57yes
01:21:06looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:08and the Christmas after that
01:21:09and forever
01:21:12I
01:21:12wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:29I'm struck you tired!
01:21:33looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:35again
01:21:38no?
01:21:39not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:40not funny
01:21:43not funny
01:21:43not funny
01:21:44not funny
01:21:44not funny
01:21:44not funny
01:21:44not funny
01:21:45not funny
01:21:45not funny
01:21:46not funny
01:21:46not funny
01:21:47not funny
01:21:47not funny
01:21:48not funny
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