00:00:09Oh
00:04:07Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful, the delectable, Miss Harmony Star.
00:04:19I'm going to try a new mixture, my darling.
00:04:22How exciting, eh?
00:04:23Oh, touch me, Henry.
00:04:25Touch me.
00:04:34We've got a treat for you now.
00:04:36Oh, yes, we have.
00:04:37You've all heard of the Acid Chicks.
00:04:41Well, tonight, we're proud to welcome to our stage their ass-kicking lead singer, Miss Skye Brannigan,
00:04:49who's come down here tonight for one night only to sing for you, the people of the House of the
00:04:57Golden Lotus.
00:04:58So, without further ado, let's go wild and crazy, and welcome to the stage of one and the only, it's
00:05:08Skye Brannigan!
00:05:10Woo!
00:05:45I'm living in a horror show
00:05:47When life's not a test
00:05:48Being stopped through the night
00:05:50By a mystery guest
00:05:52So don't turn around in the dead of the night
00:05:56A stranger stands there
00:05:58And he's ready to bite
00:06:30And now, ladies and gentlemen
00:06:33It's time to welcome
00:06:35Purple the Clown
00:06:36The world's greatest
00:06:38Knife thrower
00:06:41Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
00:06:43My name is Purple the Clown
00:06:45And tonight I will be throwing knives
00:06:48At her
00:06:49And hopefully not hitting her
00:06:51But if I do, I don't give a shit
00:06:54So, Zeus
00:06:55Let's have some knives, please
00:07:04Come on
00:07:12Over the Clown there, ladies and gentlemen
00:07:15And his glamorous assistant
00:07:17The wonderful Miss Harmony Star
00:07:19And of course, the mighty Zeus
00:07:21Heaven only knows
00:07:23What they're getting up to
00:07:24Right now
00:07:52Hi, Red
00:07:56Where are you?
00:07:57Hello, Daddy
00:07:58I'm in the farmhouse
00:07:59Could you bring me down another girl in the morning, please?
00:08:03No problem, Daddy
00:08:04I'll bring one down around nine o'clock, okay?
00:08:07Yes, that'll be fine, my dear
00:08:16You've got something for me, Henry
00:08:18Yes, brother
00:08:20A young, pretty girl for you to play with
00:08:23Just for a while, though
00:08:25Is she fresh?
00:08:27Oh, yes
00:08:27Very fresh
00:08:41Remember, guys
00:08:42We're doing that TV show in the morning
00:08:44So no partying hard tonight
00:08:45We've been picked up at nine
00:08:47What TV show?
00:08:49Rourke TV
00:08:50Presented by the gorgeous Tycho Zander
00:08:53What station is that on?
00:08:55It's an internet thing
00:08:56Internet?
00:08:57What's the fucking point of that?
00:08:59It's really popular
00:09:00Yeah, dozens watch it, eh?
00:09:03My sister and all her friends watch it
00:09:04Fucking must be good, then, eh?
00:09:06It's really big, Sid
00:09:08Don't call me Sid, you fucker
00:09:10Why not? That's your name
00:09:11It's not, it's fucking Pervo
00:09:13Alright, chill out
00:09:14You're right, I'm wrong
00:09:16Your name's not Sid
00:09:18It's Sydney
00:09:19Fuck off
00:09:20Or what?
00:09:21I'll fucking piss on you in your bed
00:09:23Yeah, well, I'll wipe me shit in your hair
00:09:25So what?
00:09:26Ah, you wouldn't be bothered, would you?
00:09:28I wouldn't give a shit, mate
00:09:29Anyway, look, it's a big show
00:09:32Girls with breasts and everything
00:09:35Hot chicks
00:09:37You haven't even seen them yet
00:09:39Doesn't matter
00:09:39As long as all the bits in the right places
00:09:41You're sick
00:09:42Hey, is that rock singer chick coming as well?
00:09:44Yeah
00:09:45Awesome
00:09:46Fucking spoilt for choice
00:09:47As if Sky's gonna fancy a fucking fruit look like you
00:09:52Fuck off
00:10:01I think you're nearly ready to join the rest of the girls
00:10:06It's time you became one of us
00:10:16From now on
00:10:18You'll be only known as Zed
00:10:21I'm so good, I admit you, Tycho
00:10:25I feel so safe when I'm here
00:10:28You are
00:10:30You don't have to worry about pain or misery here
00:10:34I can't wait to meet the other girls too
00:10:37My sisters will help you adjust
00:10:40Don't worry
00:10:43I'm so good
00:10:43I'm so good
00:10:45I'm so good
00:10:57I'm so good
00:10:58I'm so good
00:10:59I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:00I'm so good
00:11:01I'm so good
00:11:01I'm so good
00:11:01I'm so good
00:11:03I'm so good
00:11:30Hiya, can we get your autograph?
00:11:32Yeah, if you show us your tits.
00:11:34Who do I make it out for, girls?
00:11:36I'm Nicole, and this is BJ.
00:11:45The incredible damage, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:50The bastard son of Kelly Rogers, and his fantastic assistant, the mighty Zeus.
00:12:02He's not really that short, he's just a little whore.
00:12:09You've been completely unworthy, and all deserve to die.
00:12:14And as usual, we've been far superior.
00:12:17So go away, come back next month, if you're worthy.
00:12:21If not, kill yourself and find a place in hell.
00:12:25There's the entrance.
00:12:27All your friends are waiting.
00:12:39Oh, I nearly did that.
00:12:41Cheers, babe.
00:12:43Whatever your name is.
00:12:46You're a slut.
00:12:48Oh, yes.
00:12:50So, now what?
00:12:51Are we going to party?
00:12:52We're going to not get drunk.
00:12:54If you're pissed for this TV thing tomorrow, I won't be happy.
00:12:58Oh, won't you?
00:12:59No, Sid, I won't.
00:13:01Oh, fuck off.
00:13:02Can I get pissed?
00:13:03Nobody is getting pissed.
00:13:08Awesome show, guys.
00:13:09Let's get pissed.
00:13:11Come on.
00:13:12I'm going back to the hotel.
00:13:13I'll come with you.
00:13:15Who are you?
00:13:15Who are you?
00:13:17Did I not say to you, don't fucking jump up when I jump up.
00:13:20Give it half an hour.
00:13:21They're not fucking stupid, do you know?
00:13:23Do you like getting slapped about?
00:13:24Is that your...
00:13:25I'm joking.
00:13:27Of course we're not having an affair.
00:13:29Oh, God.
00:13:31The very idea.
00:13:33Oh.
00:13:44It's hard to play.
00:13:47Oh.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:53Oh.
00:13:54Oh.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:20There, anyway. I'm not doing anything, mate. I can hear you.
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