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That Homeless Man Is An American Hero
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That Homeless Man Is An American Hero
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00:00:19Oh
00:00:28Don't turn around
00:00:31Keep taking out the money
00:00:35Say your band being carjacked
00:00:42They have guns watch my back this won't take long
00:00:56Your mom there hurry up or you're gonna be a lot of trouble
00:01:14Hey kiddo, wanna see your mom?
00:01:15Hey kiddo, wanna see your mom?
00:01:30Hi honey
00:01:33Mommy's here, it's okay
00:01:37Sir, who are you?
00:01:39Just your ordinary retired vet
00:01:46Listen, I'm a lawyer
00:01:48Let me know if you ever need anything
00:01:52Thank you so much
00:01:54Thank you so much
00:02:30Shit
00:02:31Good day sir
00:02:36Corbin, I'm retired
00:02:37And you're the director of the FBI now
00:02:39There's no need for sirs and salutes
00:02:41Negative sir
00:02:42Whether you're actively serving or retired
00:02:44I'll always be your soldier
00:02:52Sir, the President of the United States is awarding you the Medal of Honor
00:02:57I'm here to escort you to the ceremony
00:03:01Medal of Honor
00:03:03It's unnecessary
00:03:05I just did what any soldier would do
00:03:11Sega's
00:03:28Ethan, watch out!
00:03:33Oh, Piers! Piers!
00:03:42I don't want to be left in front of me.
00:03:46Take me home, bro.
00:03:48Piers! Piers!
00:03:51Piers!
00:04:01This is the real hero. He deserves the medal more than anyone.
00:04:45Piers, the courage won't live on.
00:04:53Ethan, I've arranged a grand escort for your trip home.
00:04:57It's the hero's send-off that you deserve.
00:05:00It's unnecessary, sir.
00:05:02We spent half of our lives defending this country.
00:05:05I think we'd like to enjoy some of the peace we protected.
00:05:09First, we're blinded it that way.
00:05:12Understood.
00:05:13And thank you for your service.
00:05:17Thank you, sir.
00:05:29Welcome back home, Piers.
00:05:35The bomb is here.
00:05:50Excuse me, boy.
00:05:51What are you doing around these paths?
00:05:53You here to see somebody?
00:05:54Yeah, officer.
00:05:56Looking like you do, uh...
00:05:59Seems like you might be a troublemaker.
00:06:02Come on, I'll give you a ride.
00:06:19Where'd you take me? I'm trying to get into town.
00:06:21No you're not, son.
00:06:23I'm taking you right where you need to be.
00:06:26Where's that?
00:06:27As far away as I can take you.
00:06:30Why are you doing this to me?
00:06:32I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:33Look, folks like you ain't welcome around here.
00:06:36You don't want no homeless, vagrant types
00:06:38running around causing havoc in our town.
00:06:41Now get.
00:07:03That son of a bitch.
00:07:07I told him...
00:07:08Get out of this town.
00:07:11No.
00:07:12No.
00:07:13Boy, I thought I told you you ain't welcome.
00:07:17You need to get lost with it.
00:07:19Hey!
00:07:19Don't touch myself.
00:07:20You!
00:07:22Get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:28Put that stove down and get your hands on that car right now!
00:07:40Don't you move.
00:07:43You got your hands on that car right now!
00:07:47Oh, Fierce!
00:07:49Boy!
00:07:49You put your hands on the car right now!
00:07:52Drop it!
00:07:59Oh, Fierce!
00:08:02Give me your hand, boy.
00:08:03Don't you move.
00:08:08My stuff's still intact.
00:08:10He'd already be dead.
00:08:14Wait till we get back to the station.
00:08:16We'll see who the real dead man is.
00:08:21Strip, boy!
00:08:33Gang fight battle scars.
00:08:35Mitchell, are strip searches even legal anymore?
00:08:38I don't think we should be doing this.
00:08:40Relax, Helen.
00:08:41You're just having some fun.
00:08:46Mitchell, let's help our guests get cleaned up.
00:08:48We don't want people thinking our station is our shit on.
00:08:52Right?
00:08:53Well, they got me.
00:08:58Well, what is this?
00:09:02Ethan!
00:09:04Bear?
00:09:07Run this through the ID scanner.
00:09:09I want to know exactly who he is.
00:09:14You got the right to remain silent, son,
00:09:17but you're going to be squealing soon enough.
00:09:20He, he, he, he.
00:09:28If I were you,
00:09:30I'd make sure I knew who I was before I did that.
00:09:32Is that a threat, boy?
00:09:34What do you think?
00:09:36All right!
00:09:37Excellent!
00:09:38Clean him up.
00:09:39Oink.
00:09:44Shower time!
00:09:51Humm!
00:09:55Hey, don't work in his hair!
00:09:57Ha ha!
00:09:59Ha ha!
00:09:59Ha ha!
00:10:03Ha ha!
00:10:04Ha ha!
00:10:04Hey, he's a piece of piece of piece.
00:10:06Come here.
00:10:08Ha ha ha!
00:10:10Ha ha ha!
00:10:11Ha ha ha!
00:10:12That's right.
00:10:12Yeah!
00:10:13Hey!
00:10:13What's in that bag?
00:10:15Kind of important to you, huh?
00:10:17Ha ha ha!
00:10:19Ha ha ha!
00:10:21Ha ha!
00:10:21Ha ha!
00:10:23Ha ha!
00:10:24Ha ha!
00:10:24Now, now you know who runs this place.
00:10:30What's in it?
00:10:32Can't verify.
00:10:33You know what that means?
00:10:34That's a fake ID.
00:10:36You're either illegal immigrant
00:10:38or criminal on the run.
00:10:41Get down on the ground.
00:10:42Hands where I can see him.
00:10:45Well, son,
00:10:46it doesn't matter if you forged a government document
00:10:49or you're in this country illegally.
00:10:51I can arrest you right here,
00:10:52and I want to know who you are.
00:10:54or there's another possibility.
00:10:57My identity's highly classified,
00:10:59and you,
00:11:00small-town sheriff,
00:11:02don't have the clearance to access it.
00:11:03Stop with the lies, son.
00:11:05I'm tired of it.
00:11:07Who is this, anyway?
00:11:10Somebody here special?
00:11:12Do not touch that,
00:11:14or you're gonna die a slow, painful death.
00:11:15Well, look at that.
00:11:18Everybody in this station
00:11:19is gonna pay for your stupidity.
00:11:21Get your hands off!
00:11:22Get your hands off!
00:11:24Look,
00:11:25I'm gonna give you one more chance.
00:11:26I want to know who you are
00:11:28and where you come from.
00:11:30Fuck you!
00:11:33Sorry, boy.
00:11:34That wasn't the answer I was looking for.
00:11:43Take me home, bro.
00:12:00Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:12:06Sir,
00:12:06put the gun down.
00:12:07Let's talk this out.
00:12:09Put the gun down!
00:12:10You can't escape!
00:12:12Who says I'm trying to escape?
00:12:14Hey, look, look, look.
00:12:15We can talk this out,
00:12:16but if you shoot me,
00:12:17my officers are gonna put you
00:12:18in the ground real quick!
00:12:20All I wanted to do
00:12:21was bring my war buddy back home.
00:12:22You had to desecrate his body
00:12:24with your foot!
00:12:25You deserve to die!
00:12:28Drop the weapon!
00:12:29Now!
00:12:30Now your only chance is to surrender!
00:12:33That surrender's not right.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:39I want to call my lawyer.
00:12:41Who the hell you think you are?
00:12:42Take him!
00:12:43If he resists,
00:12:44deadly force is authorized!
00:12:55If you don't want to be
00:12:56incriminated along with him,
00:12:59I suggest you let me call my lawyer.
00:13:15Ms. Lawson,
00:13:17back again.
00:13:18I told you,
00:13:19Mr. Corbin is busy today
00:13:20and doesn't have time to meet you.
00:13:21Oh, but I only need five minutes.
00:13:23Sir, I promise we have
00:13:25the best law firm in the nation
00:13:26and we're even willing to do
00:13:28some pro bono work for you.
00:13:30Just five minutes,
00:13:31that's all I need
00:13:31and I promise you
00:13:32Corbin is going to love-
00:13:34Goodbye, Ms. Lawson.
00:13:44Hello?
00:13:45Remember me?
00:13:46The ordinary retired vet.
00:13:48Oh.
00:13:51It's you.
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:52And right now.
00:13:53I need you.
00:13:58Son, who do you think you're fooling?
00:14:00How's a broke bum like you
00:14:02afford a lawyer?
00:14:03I'm exercising my right
00:14:04to remain silent
00:14:05until my lawyer arrives.
00:14:07Son, this is my territory.
00:14:09You understand?
00:14:10I don't care if you got
00:14:11a regular lawyer
00:14:12or the head of the FBI.
00:14:13You ain't getting out of here.
00:14:15The director of the FBI?
00:14:16You mean Corbin?
00:14:19You think you're going to keep up
00:14:20this tough guy act if I give him a call?
00:14:22Sheriff, don't waste your breath.
00:14:24Let's just give him the usual.
00:14:26Turn off the security cams
00:14:27and beat him until he confesses.
00:14:31I'll admit,
00:14:32you're a tough fighter.
00:14:33But in our station,
00:14:36nobody leaves without our permission.
00:14:38Do your worst.
00:14:39It's all child's play anyway.
00:14:43What happens in the station
00:14:44stays in the station.
00:14:46I can even kill you
00:14:47and no one's gonna know.
00:14:51Release my client!
00:15:01I've recorded everything.
00:15:02Lay a finger on him.
00:15:03I will make sure
00:15:04every news outlet
00:15:05has this video by tomorrow morning.
00:15:13Don't worry, sir.
00:15:14I'll make sure you walk
00:15:15out of here, free man.
00:15:18Hey, lady.
00:15:20This is an interrogation room.
00:15:22This ain't the courtroom.
00:15:23You got a problem?
00:15:24Take it up with the judge.
00:15:27We're busy interrogating
00:15:29this illegal immigrant.
00:15:32Illegal immigrant?
00:15:33Yeah, don't you even know
00:15:35who you're representing?
00:15:38Look at this.
00:15:39ID scanning.
00:15:41What's that say?
00:15:42Cannot verify.
00:15:44You know what that means?
00:15:45He is undocumented.
00:15:47So mind your little business
00:15:48and scoot on out.
00:15:50Take Mr. Lawyer out here, will you?
00:16:00Sir, who are you?
00:16:02Just your ordinary retired vet.
00:16:06Ma'am, please.
00:16:07Sir, you're accusing my client
00:16:09of being an illegal immigrant.
00:16:10I'd like to see some evidence.
00:16:12And if you can't provide any,
00:16:14I'm gonna have to ask you
00:16:15to let him go.
00:16:17I've had about enough of you.
00:16:19He is not leaving here today.
00:16:21Small-town lawyer like you
00:16:22should know when to quit.
00:16:24Now get out.
00:16:26You ain't gonna be able
00:16:27to handle what's to come.
00:16:29Well, maybe I can't handle it.
00:16:31But what about the director
00:16:32of the FBI?
00:16:39What'd you say?
00:16:41Hopefully this will scare them.
00:16:42Right before I came here,
00:16:44I was in a meeting with the
00:16:45director of the FBI,
00:16:46Officer Corbin.
00:16:48She knows Corbin?
00:16:51There's no body lawyer
00:16:52who said she knows
00:16:53the FBI director.
00:16:56Well, if you don't believe me,
00:16:57why don't I give him a call?
00:17:00Go right ahead.
00:17:05You trying to get one over on us?
00:17:07You know what happens
00:17:09when you lie to an officer.
00:17:10Well, who says I'm lying?
00:17:11I will call him.
00:17:19Hi, this is Corbin.
00:17:21I can't get to the phone right now.
00:17:23So please leave a message
00:17:24and I'll get back to you
00:17:25as soon as I can.
00:17:27It sounds like he's busy
00:17:28right now.
00:17:30Enough!
00:17:33You seem real desperate
00:17:35to help this boy
00:17:36get him out of here.
00:17:37Why is that?
00:17:39Is that because you're
00:17:41a...
00:17:41a...
00:17:42illegal immigrant?
00:17:47Fucking savage!
00:17:49Didn't anybody ever
00:17:50teach you how to treat a lady?
00:17:54You want to talk to Corbin?
00:17:56Well, it just so happens
00:17:57I know him, too.
00:18:03Hey, Mitchell, get a load of that.
00:18:04He knows Corbin, too.
00:18:06That's a good one.
00:18:07Hey, you know,
00:18:07my mama knows the director
00:18:08of the FBI, too.
00:18:10So why don't we call her,
00:18:10I don't know him.
00:18:11Hell, I even know the president.
00:18:13You don't have to say anything, okay?
00:18:14I will handle this.
00:18:16Did you try his work number?
00:18:18Well, as it happens,
00:18:20I have his personal number.
00:18:23Personal number?
00:18:24He's got the personal number
00:18:26of the FBI director.
00:18:27Hey, zip it.
00:18:28Okay?
00:18:29Even I can see through that light.
00:18:30There's no way
00:18:31these officers are going to fly.
00:18:33Yeah, well,
00:18:34let's try it.
00:18:35Hell, maybe we'll leave an answer.
00:18:46Sir, how can I help?
00:18:49Director Corbin?
00:18:50Who are you?
00:18:51Why do you have Janelle Barrett's phone?
00:18:53Oh, um...
00:18:54Hey, it's Ethan.
00:18:55You've got ten minutes
00:18:56to get to the police station
00:18:57at Twin Maples.
00:19:01Helicopter,
00:19:01Twin Maples Lodge, stat!
00:19:06Who do you think you are?
00:19:08The president?
00:19:09Ten minutes.
00:19:10You can't nobody get here that fast
00:19:11to the FBI helicopter.
00:19:21Who do you think you are?
00:19:23The president?
00:19:38The president?
00:19:39Ha ha ha ha!
00:19:40You sound so serious,
00:19:41I almost fell for it.
00:19:43Ha!
00:19:44Why did you fake that phone call?
00:19:45I told you to leave it to me.
00:19:47Ha ha!
00:19:48Sheriff, I'm going to bail my client out.
00:19:51Bail?
00:19:51Ha ha!
00:19:52He ain't going nowhere.
00:19:54I'm gonna escort him to the electric field myself.
00:19:58What is wrong with you?
00:20:00Look, I'm done humoring you.
00:20:01Get this bitch out of here.
00:20:03Get your hand off!
00:20:04Hey, get your hand off!
00:20:05Get me!
00:20:06Hey!
00:20:07This is illegal!
00:20:08I will sue you!
00:20:12Ha!
00:20:12It looks like you may have
00:20:13got nobody here to save you now.
00:20:16Be worried about saving myself, Fabio.
00:20:21Five minutes.
00:20:31The two of you secure the premises.
00:20:33The two of you follow me inside.
00:20:39I'll just go ahead and lie.
00:20:41Illegal immigrant assault officer.
00:20:44Sheriff saves the day by shooting him dead.
00:20:48It's a bit wordy, honestly.
00:20:50One minute.
00:20:51I told you earlier.
00:20:53I'll get back to the station.
00:20:54You'll see who the real dead man is.
00:20:59Nah.
00:21:00You can ride in the hill, bastard.
00:21:06Stop!
00:21:07Stop!
00:21:17That homeless man...
00:21:22is an American hero.
00:21:30It's his own vagrant creep walking around with freaky ashes.
00:21:45Look at his face!
00:21:48That is a real hero.
00:21:50Now somebody a pencil-pushing worm like you can humiliate him.
00:21:54Hey!
00:21:55It's not possible!
00:21:58What the hell could you do?
00:22:01Sir...
00:22:01Sir, I...
00:22:02No, Pierce.
00:22:03Bled for this country.
00:22:04A pig like you who just hides behind your badge.
00:22:07Bullying the weak.
00:22:09Humiliating the poor.
00:22:11Apologize to him.
00:22:15You apologize to a pile of asses?
00:22:25Stop!
00:22:26I'll test now!
00:22:27Or the next bell in your head.
00:22:29Now!
00:22:31Oh!
00:22:37Oh!
00:22:44Sir, I know you and Pierce wanted to stay out of the spotlight, but people should know who you are.
00:22:50Otherwise, things like this keep happening.
00:22:54This is all my fault.
00:22:56I'm holding a hero's memorial at the Twin Maple Lodge in two days to honor your achievements and Pierce's sacrifice.
00:23:05Bring Pierce's family.
00:23:06That's the only way to help them.
00:23:09Got it.
00:23:12Sheriff James Jones, as director of the FBI, I'm putting you under arrest.
00:23:21Can't arrest me.
00:23:23No, you can't get on me.
00:23:25Can't arrest me. I'm the police.
00:23:29Not anymore.
00:23:31Now, you're just another criminal.
00:23:34We're charging you with abuse of authority, use of excessive force, and desecration of the deceased.
00:23:42And all of you will be suspended without pay during the investigation.
00:23:50Now!
00:23:52I want bail!
00:23:54All of you!
00:23:55Now!
00:23:56Now!
00:24:05Who is she?
00:24:10Director Corbin, hi.
00:24:12Hi, my name is Victoria Lawson.
00:24:15It's an honor, really.
00:24:17I was actually at your office just earlier today because I wanted to discuss the partnership
00:24:21between the FBI and my law firm, but you were in a meeting, so you weren't really available.
00:24:26It's fine.
00:24:27And what's your relationship with General Barron?
00:24:33Oh, I'm his fiancée.
00:24:42Follow along with it.
00:24:46Well, Ms. Lawson, you're welcome to visit my office anytime.
00:24:51I'd be happy to discuss the contract.
00:24:54Really?
00:24:55I mean, thank you, sir.
00:24:58You want me for a drink?
00:25:33So, who are you, really?
00:25:36I've been trying to get a meeting with the director of the FBI for some time now, and
00:25:40you show up, and instantly he says yes.
00:25:44Maybe you're a really good lawyer.
00:25:45Mmm.
00:25:51Come on.
00:25:51Don't patronize me.
00:25:53How many other secrets are you hiding?
00:26:05I'm just your ordinary retired vet.
00:26:08I don't think an ordinary vet could order around the director of the FBI.
00:26:14The less you know the better.
00:26:17Bye.
00:26:18Bye.
00:26:21Bye.
00:26:22Bye.
00:26:23Bye.
00:26:25Bye.
00:26:27Bye.
00:26:28This is your ordinary vet.
00:26:31Oh, my gosh.
00:26:34Oh, my gosh.
00:26:36Oh, my gosh.
00:26:37Oh, my gosh.
00:26:39Oh, my gosh.
00:26:40Oh, my gosh.
00:26:40It was you.
00:26:41It was you.
00:26:42Oh, my gosh.
00:26:45Oh, my gosh.
00:26:46Got it.
00:26:47I thrust him on you, my hair.
00:26:49Excuse me.
00:26:50Oh, my gosh.
00:26:51Oh, my gosh.
00:26:55Um, well, I guess I should go.
00:27:00Wait.
00:27:09Why don't you stay?
00:27:10I'll be right back.
00:27:13Oh, my gosh.
00:27:14Show me the way.
00:27:17I'll be right back.
00:27:20Oh, my gosh.
00:27:21Throw me a rope in.
00:27:23I've drifted, waiting by.
00:27:27Oh, my gosh.
00:27:28Oh, my gosh.
00:27:29Oh, my gosh.
00:27:29Don't stop.
00:27:32Oh, my gosh.
00:27:33Oh, my gosh.
00:27:35Oh, my gosh.
00:27:38Oh, my gosh.
00:27:39Oh, my gosh.
00:27:58Good morning, sunshine.
00:28:13Do you always wear those same clothes?
00:28:17Yeah, they're comfortable.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:21They're familiar, safe.
00:28:25I get to bring Pierce home today.
00:28:31Do you want to come with me?
00:28:33I'd be honored.
00:28:39I'll go get us some breakfast.
00:29:10I'm so sorry.
00:29:12Are you okay?
00:29:14Ew!
00:29:15Get your filthy hand away from me!
00:29:19What?
00:29:20Where the hell is security?
00:29:22Who let this disgusting homeless man into the Twin Maples Lodge?
00:29:25This is supposed to be a five-star hotel.
00:29:27Okay, I have you apologized.
00:29:29Alright, there's no need to talk to me like that.
00:29:31Apologies?
00:29:32If apologies were enough, what would we need the police for?
00:29:39You bastard!
00:29:39You ruined the dress that Daniels gave me!
00:29:44This is haute couture.
00:29:46It costs over $300,000!
00:29:54$300,000?
00:29:55That homeless man is about to get destroyed.
00:29:58Sir's him right.
00:29:59Good for nothing vagrant like him.
00:30:01He doesn't deserve any sip.
00:30:04Okay, I'll pay for the dress, alright?
00:30:07Pay for it?
00:30:08With what?
00:30:09Just look at what you're wearing!
00:30:11I mean, if you didn't steal it, there's no way you paid more than 50 bucks for it.
00:30:15What did you steal?
00:30:16Do you understand how much $300,000 is?
00:30:22It's enough to buy your pathetic le-
00:30:25Enough!
00:30:25Don't degrade yourself.
00:30:27Speak into a peasant like him, okay?
00:30:30Let the police deal with this.
00:30:33Mr. Daniels is still waiting for us.
00:30:35Yes, Father.
00:30:38You know what?
00:30:40If you got on your knees and begged for me right now,
00:30:43I might maybe consider not calling the police.
00:30:48OMG, she's so kind.
00:30:50She's even giving him a chance to go free.
00:30:52Hey man, I suggest you get down on your knees and apologize.
00:30:57Your dignity is not worth $300,000.
00:31:00Well?
00:31:02Thought about it yet?
00:31:04Kneel.
00:31:04Kneel.
00:31:06Kneel.
00:31:07Kneel.
00:31:08Kneel.
00:31:08Kneel.
00:31:10Kneel.
00:31:14Kneel.
00:31:15Kneel.
00:31:17Kneel.
00:31:17Kneel.
00:31:18Kneel.
00:31:19Kneel.
00:31:19What is going on here?
00:31:23Finally!
00:31:24Can nobody do their jobs around here?
00:31:26Who let this filthy homeless freak into the Twin Maples Lodge?
00:31:29We're so sorry, ma'am.
00:31:31We'll take him away immediately.
00:31:32Sir, we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:31:35Oh, and don't forget this.
00:31:36You don't want his trash stinking up the place.
00:31:41Ah!
00:31:43Don't touch my stuff.
00:31:59Hold it!
00:32:08Oh my god.
00:32:10If it isn't my hotshot lawyer big sis Victoria.
00:32:14Emily?
00:32:16Dad?
00:32:19What are you guys doing here?
00:32:22What are you guys doing here?
00:32:25Oh my god, Vicki.
00:32:28You're unbelievable.
00:32:29Is this your new man?
00:32:30A homeless bum?
00:32:32Well, what gives you the right to judge me?
00:32:35Emily?
00:32:36You were adopted.
00:32:42I might be adopted, but at least I can keep up appearances.
00:32:45Unlike you, picking up random homeless weirdos off the street.
00:32:51Watch it, Emily.
00:32:53Enough!
00:32:54You disgraced the Lawson family.
00:32:57How scandalous.
00:32:59The socialite of the Lawson family is sleeping with a homeless guy.
00:33:02What if he's some disease-ridden junkie?
00:33:05If that was my daughter, I'd break her legs.
00:33:07Make sure she would never leave the house.
00:33:11Dad, Ethan is...
00:33:13I don't care who the hell he is.
00:33:16Break it off now and get your ass back home.
00:33:19No.
00:33:20You don't get to tell me what to do with my life.
00:33:34Hey, this is my family, okay?
00:33:36I can handle it.
00:33:37Let me deal with them.
00:33:39So this is the man you chose?
00:33:41Someone who cowers behind women?
00:33:45Well, at least I'm with someone I actually like.
00:33:48Unlike you, who's just hiding behind an arranged marriage
00:33:51to someone who's old enough to be your father.
00:33:54Shut up!
00:33:56Ow!
00:33:57If you don't want your wrist to break,
00:33:59stop talking.
00:34:02Let go! That hurts!
00:34:07Dad, do you remember three years ago?
00:34:10You said I could be with whoever I wanted
00:34:12as long as I made ten million dollars.
00:34:15You're right, I did.
00:34:16But all you have to show for yourself
00:34:18in three years is twenty thousand dollars.
00:34:22You have one month left.
00:34:24Unless...
00:34:25Well, actually,
00:34:27I have a contract with the FBI coming up for ten million.
00:34:33Come on.
00:34:34A ten million dollar deal with the FBI?
00:34:37Please, you're just a third-rate lawyer
00:34:39who couldn't even get into a top-rated law firm.
00:34:41Or did this homeless freak give you some help?
00:34:43Like, yes, actually, that's exactly what happened.
00:34:46The FBI contract is all thanks to even.
00:34:55Come on!
00:34:56I mean, if you're gonna make up a story,
00:34:58at least make up a believable one.
00:35:00God, Emily.
00:35:01Is anyone just a liar to you?
00:35:03Vicki, Dad and I can see right through your half-assed lie.
00:35:07I assume you're the one fronting all the money for this hotel?
00:35:11OMG!
00:35:12I totally forgot to tell you,
00:35:14my fiancé, Don Daniels,
00:35:17actually owns this hotel.
00:35:18What?
00:35:19She's Mr. Daniels' fiancé?
00:35:22Shhh!
00:35:23Keep it down.
00:35:24He has a death wish?
00:35:25Don't say his name.
00:35:26I don't know what dirty tricks you use to seduce my daughter,
00:35:30but remember this,
00:35:32a deadbeat vagrant like you
00:35:34does not deserve my daughter.
00:35:38Don't ever touch me again.
00:35:42Do you leave Victoria right now?
00:35:44I can get you a job at this hotel.
00:35:47Wouldn't mopping the floors be better than than begging for change?
00:35:54You think I'm a charity case?
00:35:58Nobody insults a soldier's dignity.
00:36:04Oh, so that isn't just a costume?
00:36:07You really are a soldier.
00:36:10You used to be one.
00:36:12Now you're just some disabled vet.
00:36:14Too traumatized by PTSD or whatever
00:36:18to go get a real job.
00:36:20Vicki, you really picked a charity case with this one.
00:36:23It's really sweet,
00:36:24but you probably should have just died on the battlefield
00:36:27like the rest of your comrades, quietly.
00:36:29But no, you're a killing machine.
00:36:31Burning and looting and running amok in other countries
00:36:34and then coming home and accepting pension payments
00:36:37from the government every month
00:36:38and burning through our tax dump.
00:36:40You know what, Emily?
00:36:41You're so ignorant.
00:36:43You don't even know who he is.
00:36:45He's an American hero.
00:36:49Ow!
00:36:49Shut up!
00:36:50You're a disgrace to the Lawson family.
00:36:54Listen here, old man.
00:36:56I have more blood on my hands than you will ever know.
00:36:59And if it weren't for Victoria,
00:37:01you would be dead already.
00:37:03The call of my dad!
00:37:09You psycho!
00:37:11You filthy homeless freak!
00:37:12How dare you!
00:37:25You filthy homeless freak!
00:37:26You! You!
00:37:27What?
00:37:30Call Daniels.
00:37:31Know,
00:37:32he'll make sure this homeless vet gets chopped to bits!
00:37:40I never thought I'd get to sit down and have a drink with the director of the FBI.
00:37:46Mr. Daniels, I'd like to hold a War Heroes Memorial at your hotel tonight.
00:37:53There's a veteran and a fallen soldier I'd like to honor.
00:37:56We'd like your help in organizing this event.
00:37:59Oh, the irony.
00:38:00Who knew a mafioso like me would get to organize a government event like this?
00:38:06Well, Corbin, I don't know if I can be much help, I'm just your ordinary citizen.
00:38:16You're Don Daniels, founder of America's largest hotel chain.
00:38:21Your other business operations include brokerage firms, loans, real estate.
00:38:29Must I go on?
00:38:31It's a pleasure to do business with you, Mr. Corbin.
00:38:38I'll need you to prepare four of your most exclusive invitations to this event.
00:38:44I'm sending them to my guests of honor.
00:38:51Those are my VVVIP Platinum Access invitations.
00:38:57As long as they're holding those, we'll fulfill their request.
00:39:06Help me kill this homeless psycho!
00:39:11What happened?
00:39:15Deliver these to Ethan right now.
00:39:18Don't worry about it, baby.
00:39:19I'll have Paulo deal with him.
00:39:22I need to go downstairs and take care of a few things, Mr. Corbin.
00:39:27Of course, Mr. Daniels, I'll be seeing you at the memorial event tonight.
00:39:36You are so dead, you homeless mutt.
00:39:39Daniels is going to kill you.
00:39:40That homeless man must be real brave to lay a hand on Mr. Daniels' fiancee.
00:39:45Too bad.
00:39:46Looks like the show is coming to an end.
00:39:55Oh, it's Mr. Lewis.
00:39:57Who's Mr. Lewis?
00:39:58It's Logan Lewis, Deputy Director for the FBI.
00:40:02He's the right-hand man to FBI Director Kent Corbin.
00:40:06I mean, I cannot believe Mr. Daniels sent for Lewis.
00:40:10That homeless man is done for.
00:40:13You must be a real psychopath, you homeless mutt.
00:40:16How are you staying so calm in this situation?
00:40:19You know what?
00:40:19It doesn't even matter.
00:40:20I'm just going to make sure that you die a slow, painful death.
00:40:24Mr. Lewis, it's been a pleasure to see you again.
00:40:28This is him.
00:40:29This is the vagrant that attacked me.
00:40:31Arrest him right now!
00:40:36What are you waiting for?
00:40:38Come on, I'm going to get Dawn to fire you.
00:40:45Greetings, sir.
00:40:54Are you all insane?
00:40:55This is a homeless man.
00:40:58Don't.
00:41:01Mr. Baron, your invitation is to the War Hero Memorial tonight.
00:41:09See you tonight, sir.
00:41:13Do you require assistance with them, sir?
00:41:18You know what, actually?
00:41:20I think we'll deal with them ourselves.
00:41:24Please contact me if you deal.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:36It's time for the real hero of tonight's memorial.
00:41:39Here's his widow and son.
00:41:43Stay Pearson.
00:41:51Dad?
00:41:52Why did you stop me just now?
00:41:54I don't understand why Lewis helped them, but I do know causing a scene right now won't help us.
00:42:03Let's go find Daniels.
00:42:09Apollo, tell me, why do our profits keep getting smaller and smaller?
00:42:17Well, boss, ever since we raised our interest rates 20%, people just started defaulting on their loans.
00:42:23Well, looks like people are getting a bit comfortable.
00:42:27Maybe we need to remind them who they're dealing with.
00:42:32Understood, boss.
00:42:34Don!
00:42:36Don, you have to help me.
00:42:38God, Emily, what is that smell?
00:42:42That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:42:44It's all because of that stupid homeless man.
00:42:47He dumped trash all over me and even attacked my dad.
00:42:51Don, you need to find him and you need to kill him.
00:42:56Paulo, deal with this on it.
00:43:04Mommy, did those bad guys come again last night?
00:43:08Don't worry, Anna.
00:43:10I'll protect you, honey.
00:43:12When's Daddy coming home?
00:43:14I had another dream about Daddy again.
00:43:16If he was here, he'd beat up all those bad guys.
00:43:19You would, wouldn't he?
00:43:23Hey, don't worry.
00:43:26Remember that letter we got from Daddy a few days ago?
00:43:29Well, I'm sure he's going to be home very soon.
00:43:45I don't think we're going to get in trouble sooner or later.
00:43:48How about cycling?
00:43:49This is supposed to be a good neighbor.
00:43:52No, right?
00:43:56Shot, boss.
00:43:58Three-pointer.
00:44:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little mama.
00:44:02Hey, where are you going?
00:44:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:44:03Get off of me.
00:44:05You can't run from your problems, Marie.
00:44:07We already paid your loan back.
00:44:10So why are you back?
00:44:11You paid it off.
00:44:14It says right here you're past due.
00:44:16What?
00:44:17$500,000?
00:44:18No, no, we only borrowed $10,000.
00:44:20So why does it say $500 now?
00:44:22You can't do that.
00:44:23That's illegal.
00:44:24Is it?
00:44:25It says the interest depends on the lender.
00:44:28And being the lender, I get to decide whatever it is.
00:44:30What?
00:44:32What?
00:44:33But.
00:44:33But what?
00:44:34But if you can't pay with money, we can use something else.
00:44:45Hey.
00:44:45Don't touch me.
00:44:47You're a little spicy mama.
00:44:49I like this.
00:44:50I better just back off.
00:44:52My husband is a soldier.
00:44:54Oh, you're a military wife.
00:44:56Oh, even better.
00:44:58I hear you girls are all pinned up.
00:45:00I know you're going to scream for me real good later.
00:45:03God, Pierce, where are you?
00:45:05Grab her, guys.
00:45:06No, no, no.
00:45:07Don't kick him anywhere near me.
00:45:09Back off.
00:45:09Oh, you little firecracker.
00:45:12I hope you fight this hard later on.
00:45:15Grab her, guys.
00:45:16No, no, no.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:21Woo!
00:45:22I like this.
00:45:23Take her inside.
00:45:24Get off of me.
00:45:25Stop.
00:45:26We need a long.
00:45:27Ow, stop it.
00:45:28Ow.
00:45:29Ow.
00:45:30Stop.
00:45:30Let's go.
00:45:31Ow.
00:45:36Ow.
00:45:41Ow!
00:45:47Bid me, you little shit!
00:45:55Ow!
00:45:56Bid me, you little shit!
00:45:57Are you okay, Ian?
00:45:59Oh, don't worry.
00:45:59I'll protect you just like Daddy.
00:46:03Tie him up.
00:46:04I'll beat him with my own hands.
00:46:05No, stay back.
00:46:07I told you that my husband is a soldier,
00:46:09and the law's on her side, so you try anything,
00:46:11and I call the police.
00:46:12The law?
00:46:13The law is a leash for ordinary people like you.
00:46:16This is my town.
00:46:17The law doesn't apply to me here.
00:46:19No, no, no, no.
00:46:25Since you want to talk about the law,
00:46:27let's talk about the law.
00:46:29Pay your debts, Marie.
00:46:30I gave you everything I have.
00:46:32I don't have any money.
00:46:35Is that so?
00:46:36You don't want to give us the cash?
00:46:38I guess we'll find it for ourselves.
00:46:42No.
00:46:42My boys can be a little rough.
00:46:45Stop.
00:46:47Stop.
00:46:49Stop.
00:46:55Oh, sorry in advance that they break anything.
00:46:57Find the cash, guys.
00:46:59Could you stop?
00:47:08Yellowstone, brother.
00:47:19Oh, God.
00:47:22Mommy, where's Daddy?
00:47:23I'm scared.
00:47:25Pierce, when are you coming home?
00:47:27I can't hold out much longer.
00:47:29Boss, there's nothing here.
00:47:32Because I already told you.
00:47:34I don't have anything left.
00:47:35Fine.
00:47:37You don't want to pay.
00:47:39I'll sell you to the nastiest pimp I know.
00:47:42No, mommy, mommy!
00:47:44No, mommy!
00:47:44Stop!
00:47:44Fuck.
00:47:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:45Not my son.
00:47:46Not my son.
00:47:47Take her away!
00:47:48No, mommy!
00:47:49Not my son!
00:47:50Please, please,
00:47:51no, no.
00:47:51Please, no, please don't.
00:47:52Get your hands off her!
00:47:58Ethan?
00:47:58Then I'll fly.
00:48:06Maria.
00:48:08No.
00:48:10I brought Pearson.
00:48:16I brought Pearson.
00:48:18N-no.
00:48:20No, Pierce.
00:48:21He-he just...
00:48:23Is it some kind of joke?
00:48:26No.
00:48:26Mom! Mom! Mom!
00:48:29Ian.
00:48:31Pierce, this isn't funny. Come out.
00:48:35Pierce, where are you?
00:48:40Ian.
00:48:48Your dad is a true American hero.
00:48:53Don't you ever forget that.
00:48:55Who is that?
00:48:56I don't know.
00:48:57I said Pierce, some sort of hero.
00:49:00What happened here?
00:49:02I am so confused. Who the fuck are you?
00:49:06So you did all this?
00:49:08Yes, I sure did.
00:49:09Now if you know what's best for you, run along or you're going to get this too.
00:49:14Nobody messes with the family with an American hero.
00:49:16No.
00:49:18So what?
00:49:19In this town, I'm the hero.
00:49:21I'm the law.
00:49:22Even the police have nothing to do with me.
00:49:24Let alone some widow and her brat.
00:49:29The cops won't do anything.
00:49:30I guess I'll have to send you to God.
00:49:38Do you hear that?
00:49:40He's going to send me to God.
00:49:41I never thought in a million years some homeless loser would be threatening me.
00:49:45Looks like another body is going to be showing up in the river again tomorrow.
00:49:49Everybody knows the Twin Maples.
00:49:52Apollo is Mr. Daniels' right-hand man.
00:49:55If you mess with Mr. Daniels, you're pretty much good as a devil.
00:49:58Mr. Daniels.
00:50:00Kill him.
00:50:28What?
00:50:29What are you doing?
00:50:30Sending you to meet your maker.
00:50:32You can't hurt me.
00:50:33My boss is Don Daniels.
00:50:35He runs the entire Northeast.
00:50:36If you hurt me, he'll kill them.
00:50:41Listen.
00:50:42I'll admit, you're pretty damn tough.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44But you have to leave this town eventually.
00:50:47And when you do, it's up to me what happens to that widow and that brat.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53Hero's family deserves to get humiliated like this.
00:50:56What'd you say?
00:50:57I said anybody who touches a soldier's family will die.
00:51:05You can protect them for a day.
00:51:06Maybe a month.
00:51:07But you can't protect them forever.
00:51:09And one day, when you leave, I decide.
00:51:12I'm gonna think of a million ways to kill them.
00:51:18What should we do?
00:51:20You know, Pierce and I were surrounded.
00:51:22Ten to one.
00:51:23And we thought we were finished.
00:51:24We took out their commander.
00:51:28You know what a soldier calls that?
00:51:31What?
00:51:32A decapitation strike.
00:51:50You kill me.
00:51:51Mr. Daniels will destroy everyone.
00:51:53Everyone!
00:51:55You won't stand for this.
00:51:57You tell Don Daniels I'm coming for him.
00:52:03Don Daniels?
00:52:05You ready for this?
00:52:16What happened?
00:52:18Boss, there's a homeless man.
00:52:20There's like nine guys.
00:52:21Take that off your nose.
00:52:23It hurts, boss.
00:52:24Fucking embarrass me.
00:52:25Goddamn.
00:52:27Mr. Daniels.
00:52:28Mr. Daniels.
00:52:28Yes, sir.
00:52:29It's time for the memorial to start.
00:52:31Excellent.
00:52:31Excellent.
00:52:40Done.
00:52:41We're here.
00:52:47Soldiers are the soul of this country.
00:52:50They are the blood, the sweat, and the tears of America.
00:52:54And we must remember their sacrifices.
00:52:57Now, let's honor our American hero.
00:53:24It's that homeless bum.
00:53:25But what's he still doing in town?
00:53:29You tell Don Daniels I'm coming for him.
00:53:33It's you.
00:53:34Emily.
00:53:35You know him?
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:36Remember that homeless psychopath I was telling you about?
00:53:40That's him.
00:53:41I can't believe a filthy homeless freak like him would seek into a dignified event like this.
00:53:47I think we need to sanitize this whole place now.
00:53:50You disgusting bum.
00:53:52You are so dead now, I'll kill you.
00:53:54Wait.
00:53:55He's an attending event at my hotel?
00:53:58That means he must be my guest.
00:54:01This homeless man must be hungry.
00:54:04Let's have the chef prepare him a meal.
00:54:14No wonder they call Mr. Daniels the great American philanthropist.
00:54:19He has such a kind heart.
00:54:21You should be grateful.
00:54:23You should be grateful.
00:54:23Not only did Mr. Daniels, but a filthy vagrant like you stay.
00:54:28Salsa invited you to a meal.
00:54:30So get on your knees and thank him.
00:54:35You still think I'm a charity case?
00:54:39If it weren't for Pierce's memory, I wouldn't waste my time with you idiots.
00:54:44Oh, well we're so honored that you've decided to grace us with your presence, Mr. Homeless Loser.
00:54:50Who even invited this guy?
00:54:51He was invited?
00:54:53That's an embarrassment to all of us.
00:54:55This is an invitation only event.
00:54:58Where's your invitation?
00:55:00Huh?
00:55:01Show it to us.
00:55:02If he can pull out an invitation, I will eat my words.
00:55:05Hell, I'll eat the invitation.
00:55:08But if he can't, I guess we'll just have to break his legs and he'll have to army crawl out
00:55:13of here.
00:55:14Watch it, Emily.
00:55:15Before you get what's coming to you.
00:55:17Enough, Victoria!
00:55:19If you apologize now, I'll give you one last chance and you can return to the loss of it.
00:55:29I don't care what happens to me.
00:55:31I'm with Ethan.
00:55:37Oh, Victoria.
00:55:38Just look at how far you've fallen.
00:55:40You've started behaving like your vagrant boy toy.
00:55:43Crashing society events like a, well, like a criminal.
00:55:47Oh, how I pity you.
00:55:55I can already imagine you screaming and crying on your knees.
00:55:59Kick out these losers, now!
00:56:05Who says we were uninvited?
00:56:15No!
00:56:18That's impossible.
00:56:19Those are the highest level invitations from Twin Maples Lodge.
00:56:22Only the most exclusive, top 1% clientele get that invite.
00:56:27But how did it end up in the hands of that homeless man?
00:56:30Don?
00:56:31You're the only one with those invitations?
00:56:34Did you happen to give them one?
00:56:36No!
00:56:36I don't know what this was all about.
00:56:41Those are my VV, VIP, Platinum Access invitations.
00:56:47As long as they're holding those, we'll fulfill their every request.
00:56:51Could he be the guest of honor director Corbin mentioned?
00:56:54He's just clearly a filthy, homeless vagrant.
00:56:59Oh, I know!
00:57:01He forged them, obviously.
00:57:04Oh my!
00:57:05He forged the exclusive Twin Maples Lodge invitations?
00:57:09He's about to get wrecked!
00:57:10Sir, could I see that invitation?
00:57:25These exclusive Platinum Access invitations have a special counterfeiting technology.
00:57:30So, if we find out it's fake, you're dead.
00:57:33How are you so sure mine are fake?
00:57:35Please.
00:57:36Since the Lodge has been founded, only two of these invitations have ever been created.
00:57:40And the last one was for the President of the United States.
00:57:44And I'm pretty sure you're not on the same level as the President of the United States, are you?
00:57:47I'm pretty sure that you're ignorant about this.
00:57:50Don't waste your breath.
00:57:52Let's just break his legs and swore him out already.
00:57:55Yes, the guests of honor are about to arrive.
00:57:57We can't let them see such a mess.
00:57:58Get out!
00:57:59Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:58:02What are you waiting for?
00:58:03Kick them out now!
00:58:06No!
00:58:07Mr. Ethan and Daddy are the real heroes.
00:58:09You can't kick them out!
00:58:11Don't get excited just yet, brat.
00:58:13None of you are going to be leaving here alive.
00:58:18Wait!
00:58:21This invitation is real.
00:58:29I don't know.
00:58:32The invitation is real?
00:58:33It's real.
00:58:35This guy, let me see this guy.
00:58:38Sir!
00:58:43Who gave you this invitation?
00:58:46That doesn't matter.
00:58:47All that matters is that it's real.
00:58:50And she said if it was real, she would eat it.
00:58:56Oh, I... I...
00:58:57Sir, sir.
00:58:58We've established that the invitation is real.
00:59:01So I'm going to let you stay at the event.
00:59:03But you should know your place.
00:59:05Exactly.
00:59:07All you have right now is permission to stay.
00:59:14Mr. Daniels, I just heard you say if anybody has this invitation, Twin Maples Lodge will fulfill any request.
00:59:22As a guest with this invitation, I just want her to fulfill her promise.
00:59:26Why is that so hard?
00:59:29Or is this...
00:59:30Very exclusive invitation.
00:59:36Nothing...
00:59:38Than scrap paper.
00:59:47Emily?
00:59:48Do it!
00:59:56But...
00:59:56I'm your fiancee.
00:59:57You can't just ask me to do something.
00:59:58It's a large rule.
01:00:00It can't be broken.
01:00:03By anyone!
01:00:08Eat!
01:00:27You happy?
01:00:30Actions have consequences.
01:00:31She's just getting hers.
01:00:33You're right.
01:00:34We all have to pay for our own actions.
01:00:36I just hope you're ready to pay for yours.
01:00:40Let's get this party started.
01:00:47Listen, I'm not here today for myself.
01:00:50I'm here to seek justice and bring glory to a fallen hero.
01:00:55Pierce is the one who should be standing up here, celebrating his achievements.
01:00:59Not some scumbag who harasses a soldier's family and humiliates his wife.
01:01:11Boss, what do we do now?
01:01:13I'm not going to let some homeless bastard defeat me.
01:01:16Let's create a hero of our own.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:20Well, Don Daniels, what do you have to say for yourself?
01:01:28Well, well.
01:01:30If it isn't Sheriff James.
01:01:32Oh, how the mighty has fallen.
01:01:35I am not the sheriff anymore.
01:01:38What the hell does Don want with me?
01:01:40I know what happened, sir.
01:01:42And I know it's all because of that homeless vagrant, Ethan.
01:01:48Listen, I have a chance of a lifetime for you.
01:01:51I have a chance for you to become a hero again.
01:01:54Take revenge.
01:01:56And so he shall rise again.
01:02:03I would do anything to get rid of that bastard.
01:02:08Ethan, you say you and Pierce are the real American heroes?
01:02:13So where's your proof?
01:02:22I have Pierce's ashes.
01:02:24It's a Medal of Honor.
01:02:26That's proof enough.
01:02:28Oh, is that so?
01:02:29Well, our hero just arrived too.
01:02:36Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's guest of honor, real hero, James Jones.
01:02:46Please give a warm welcome for my hero, James Jones.
01:02:50He's dedicated his life to serving this country.
01:02:59James Jones?
01:03:00Didn't you get fired?
01:03:02And weren't you a sheriff?
01:03:05That was part of an undercover mission to hide my identity so I could expose his lies.
01:03:11What?
01:03:12I knew it!
01:03:13How could a homeless bum be an American hero?
01:03:16He probably stole those invitations.
01:03:19Exactly.
01:03:19Now that the real American hero is here, let's see if this homeless man can keep up the act.
01:03:25What is he doing here? He's obviously a fraud.
01:03:29Son, I will never forget how you humiliated me.
01:03:32And now, it's your time.
01:03:38Ladies and gentlemen, the word hero is a sacred word.
01:03:43That's right. To associate it with a dirty, lying, cheating, vagrant like him is an insult to all the real
01:03:51American heroes.
01:03:52Yeah.
01:03:53Yeah.
01:03:54Yeah.
01:03:55Like myself.
01:03:57You're lying.
01:03:58Mr. Ethan and Dad, you're the real heroes.
01:04:01You're the bad guy.
01:04:07Son of...
01:04:08Son of...
01:04:12Son of...
01:04:13Son of...
01:04:13Son of...
01:04:13Son of...
01:04:14Son of...
01:04:14Son of...
01:04:14Son of...
01:04:15Son of...
01:04:18Son of...
01:04:18As long as they believe, I, James Jones, am the real hero.
01:04:23Son of...
01:04:23Son of...
01:04:29Son of...
01:04:31Son of...
01:04:38Son of...
01:04:40God damn.
01:04:45Mr. Ethan, I saved daddy's medal.
01:04:49It's a good job, kiddo.
01:04:53You got some nerve to attack a child, and dare to call yourself a hero?
01:04:58You're just a worthless homeless bum!
01:05:01What right you have to criticize me?
01:05:03I'm the real hero here.
01:05:05Hell yeah?
01:05:06Prove it.
01:05:18These are my medals.
01:05:19Battle scars that proved I bled for my country.
01:05:23Oh, he's a true hero.
01:05:25We can't let the real American hero get humiliated.
01:05:28Get him off the stage!
01:05:29Throw him out!
01:05:30Get out of here!
01:05:33What do you have to say for yourself now, vagrant?
01:05:39Mommy, why does he only have scars on his back?
01:05:43Daddy had a lot of scars on his front.
01:05:46Oh, yes.
01:05:47When I covered my back, most soldiers had battle scars on the front.
01:05:51Is he lying to us?
01:05:55Quiet!
01:05:56Quiet!
01:05:57You're just a deadbeat bone!
01:05:59Never seen a battlefield!
01:06:01You want a right to criticize me?
01:06:03Cowards like you run screaming to the hills for a sight of a gun!
01:06:07You think I've never seen battle?
01:06:10You sure about that?
01:06:23What the hell?!
01:06:26Hostage rescue...
01:06:28on the Afghan border, drug bust in South America,
01:06:33a relief mission in Ukraine.
01:06:35Oh my God! He could draw a world map with all his scars!
01:06:41The scars aren't medals. They were just part of the job.
01:06:45But there was one type of person who left the battlefield with only scars on their backs.
01:06:51A deserter!
01:06:54No, no, that's slanderous! Don't believe a word he says, he's a...
01:06:59You're a filthy liar!
01:07:00A real soldier is always charging forward and would never turn their back towards the enemy.
01:07:06And they sure as shit wouldn't brag about scars that they got while abandoning their fellow soldier.
01:07:16Don't listen to a word he's, he's a...
01:07:20Don't come any closer. I don't want to be a hero anymore.
01:07:24You're useless!
01:07:25You shouldn't have touched that medal.
01:07:27And you really shouldn't have messed with Pierce's family.
01:07:33What is happening?
01:07:37Mr. Daniels!
01:07:39Mr. Daniels, save me!
01:07:42You gotta save me!
01:07:44Mr. Daniels, you gotta save me!
01:07:49You're the one that wanted me to act like a hero!
01:07:55You explain yourself.
01:08:00This man is a total fraud. I mean, look at him!
01:08:03He impersonates a national hero. Now he's trying to blame me?
01:08:08How you gonna throw me under the bus?!
01:08:13It was him!
01:08:15He's the one that told me them pusses and they're a soldier.
01:08:17No.
01:08:18All so he could take down Ethan.
01:08:20No, this man is obviously insane. Get him out of here right now!
01:08:24Hey, no!
01:08:25No!
01:08:26Ho ho! Ho ho ho!
01:08:27Yeah, y'all think he's some philanthropist.
01:08:30He's the evil mastermind behind it all!
01:08:34Can you silence him? Can you do something about him?
01:08:36No! Hey!
01:08:37No, you let him finish!
01:08:42You let him finish!
01:08:47Don't you-
01:08:48You knew that Pierce was a national hero,
01:08:50and you went after his widow,
01:08:53and jacked up her race,
01:08:54and sent his thugs to collect.
01:08:58So what are you waiting for? Let's-
01:09:00Come on!
01:09:01Hey!
01:09:01Let's go!
01:09:02Hey! No!
01:09:03You're a brain monster!
01:09:05Everything-
01:09:05Only kids are better than still!
01:09:07Get off me!
01:09:08Get off me!
01:09:10Get off me!
01:09:11Get off me!
01:09:17Don, now would be a good time to explain yourself.
01:09:20Unbelievable!
01:09:21So that whole charitable act is fake?
01:09:28Apollo?
01:09:29You better step up!
01:09:34Everyone!
01:09:35Stop!
01:09:36I'm responsible for it!
01:09:38Mr. Daniels had nothing to do with it!
01:09:41No!
01:09:41He's lying!
01:09:43Oh, Apollo!
01:09:44Apollo!
01:09:44I'm so greatly disappointed in you!
01:09:46I owe everybody here an apology!
01:09:49This whole mess wouldn't have happened
01:09:52if I kept my men in line!
01:09:57Don't apologize, Mr. Daniels!
01:09:59You're a victim too!
01:10:01I knew Mr. Daniels wasn't that kind of person!
01:10:03He wouldn't do something like this!
01:10:05It's all his fault!
01:10:06I bet you he teamed up with James just to frame him!
01:10:09Ladies and gentlemen!
01:10:11That homeless man stormed into our sacred event!
01:10:15With the stolen invitation!
01:10:17And now he's trying to frame Don!
01:10:20Really?
01:10:21Come on!
01:10:22We must call the police and have him arrested immediately!
01:10:26Yes, call the police!
01:10:27Arrest him!
01:10:30You know what?
01:10:31I'll call the police right now!
01:10:33And we'll find out who the real criminal is!
01:10:39This is our first big call since I got promoted to sheriff!
01:10:42I can't believe someone is desecrating the Heroes Memorial at the lodge!
01:10:46Let's go!
01:10:48You know...
01:10:49You're just a worthless homeless vagrant!
01:10:52I'm the biggest tax payer in all of Queen Mabel!
01:10:55Now who do you think the police are going to believe?
01:10:58Ethan, let's just leave!
01:11:00We can't beat Don!
01:11:02It's too late!
01:11:04Team 1, secure the premises!
01:11:06Team 2, follow me for the arrest!
01:11:08Let's see what kind of bastard is trying to ruin the Knights Memorial!
01:11:19Have fun in prison!
01:11:20Try to stay alive in there!
01:11:22Who knows, maybe something unfortunate is going to happen to you!
01:11:27The police are here!
01:11:28But who must lie is screwed!
01:11:30Oh!
01:11:31You must be Helen, the new sheriff!
01:11:33Now, I'm Don Daniels, and I am so glad to meet you!
01:11:40I hope you like prison food!
01:11:42I hope you like being alone!
01:11:43I hope you like bars!
01:11:45Cause you're going away, my friend!
01:11:48Sheriff Helen, this has nothing to do with Ethan!
01:11:50Alright, this is all because of me!
01:11:52Maureen!
01:11:52Thank you!
01:11:53It's okay!
01:11:56It's good to see you again, Helen!
01:12:01Didn't think you'd be the new sheriff!
01:12:03Does that homeless man actually know the new sheriff?
01:12:06It's impossible!
01:12:07He must be faking him!
01:12:09Officers!
01:12:10Salute!
01:12:18Whoa!
01:12:19Whoa!
01:12:19Whoa!
01:12:20What are you doing?
01:12:21This is just some worthless homeless bum!
01:12:23Why would the police salute him?
01:12:25As officers, we salute out of respect for this American hero!
01:12:31Is that homeless man really an American hero?
01:12:34Did we just humiliate a national hero?
01:12:38Did Tori already know he's...
01:12:40No!
01:12:41I mean, there's no way!
01:12:42He's just some homeless man!
01:12:44He needs a woman to buy him a hotel room!
01:12:46There's no way he's a national hero!
01:12:47What?
01:12:48Sheriff Helen, I don't care who this man is!
01:12:50I need you to arrest him immediately!
01:12:54Just now, this homeless vagrant, he tried to frame me!
01:12:58Everybody here saw it!
01:12:59The whole crowd saw it!
01:13:01So you're gonna stand there and defend...
01:13:04Criminal?
01:13:05I...
01:13:06Hang on!
01:13:06Don't forget!
01:13:07This whole war memorial was organized by FBI Director Ken Corbin!
01:13:12You're gonna stand there and defend this vagrant who's desecrating this whole event?
01:13:17Or do I need to call Corbin over?
01:13:20Call Corbin?
01:13:21I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
01:13:24Corbin!
01:13:24How long are you gonna hide back there?
01:13:26Whoa, whoa!
01:13:27Cor...
01:13:27Corbin?
01:13:28Corbin's already here?
01:13:34How'd you know I was outside?
01:13:36Taught you everything you know.
01:13:38Including stealth tactics.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47Direct to Corbin.
01:13:48And let me explain.
01:13:49This is just some homeless guy.
01:13:50You don't wanna...
01:13:51I don't...
01:13:52Oh my God!
01:13:55This homeless man is an American hero.
01:13:58I was listening from the very start.
01:14:01Great job in organizing this event, Mr. Daniels.
01:14:04Direct to Corbin.
01:14:05Let me explain.
01:14:06This is all because of him.
01:14:07Shut up!
01:14:09Did you think you could hide all of your crimes from the FBI?
01:14:15Arms deal.
01:14:16Extortion.
01:14:17Drug traffic.
01:14:20You're going away for a long time.
01:14:24Sheriff Helen.
01:14:25Sheriff Helen.
01:14:25Arrest Don Daniels.
01:14:26And dismantle...
01:14:28His gang.
01:14:29Yes, sir!
01:14:31No!
01:14:32It's gone!
01:14:33It's gone!
01:14:34It's gone!
01:14:34It's gone!
01:14:34It's gone!
01:14:35It's gone!
01:14:35It's gone!
01:14:36This is all your fault.
01:14:38This is all because of you.
01:14:39If it weren't for you, none of this would have happened.
01:15:03I'd still be Twin Maple's most beloved philanthropist.
01:15:09You ruined everything!
01:15:14Ow!
01:15:19It's okay.
01:15:20It's okay.
01:15:21It's okay.
01:15:22It's okay.
01:15:23It's okay.
01:15:23It's okay.
01:15:25It's okay.
01:15:26Don Daniels.
01:15:28I'm representing the FBI in your case.
01:15:31Expect the harshest sentence possible.
01:15:34No, no.
01:15:35This isn't gonna happen.
01:15:37Control of your actions have consequences.
01:15:38What are you...
01:15:40What are you doing?
01:15:41Everything's gonna be just fine.
01:15:43Alright, everybody, let's just go back to our seats.
01:16:12Oh, Pierce.
01:16:13I know you wished you could be here with your boy, but...
01:16:18We'll watch over him.
01:16:21Make sure he's raised up right.
01:16:25Daddy, you're a real hero.
01:16:27When I grow up, I'm gonna be just like you.
01:16:32We honor a true American hero.
01:16:35Present...
01:16:37Fart!
01:16:41Detail.
01:16:42Tension.
01:16:45Right.
01:16:46Face.
01:16:47Aim.
01:16:49Fart.
01:16:51Aim.
01:16:52Fart.
01:16:54Fart.
01:16:56Present.
01:16:58Fart.
01:17:04No, no.
01:17:08No, no.
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