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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:45In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Beau Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life?
00:03:08At the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry Beau.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since like 10th grade.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related!
00:03:34Related!
00:03:35Related!
00:03:36Related that right now!
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was gonna happen girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:32What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:56If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:35S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P nerd.
00:06:42Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:54Stop!
00:06:55Stop!
00:07:03Stop!
00:07:07Stop!
00:07:08Stop!
00:07:08It's me!
00:07:10No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great. First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:27yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time, I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it? Who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:35You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:39I... It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone.
00:10:01Philips.
00:10:09No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first.
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:45See?
00:10:48Sure.
00:10:52Woof.
00:10:58See?
00:11:22Oh my God.
00:11:33Phoebe! Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on. Come on Smart Mouth. Talk to me. Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe! Phoebe! Phoebe! Please talk to me! Stay with me!
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:23I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus! Fuck!
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me!
00:12:42What? What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot. And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you- I felt your wa-
00:13:14I was- I was saving you. I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You- you consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just-
00:13:30Don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah? Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal. You get saved and kissed by an asshole. You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa! What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:15Yeah. I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh shit!
00:14:45Oh shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:50I must have left it in the laundry bag again.
00:14:53Good morning!
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh my god.
00:15:08Shut up! Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:21Leave me for your breath in the morning.
00:15:22What do you think?
00:15:23You're sorry.
00:15:24I'm sorry.
00:15:24I'm sorry.
00:15:28But..
00:15:38I'm sorry.
00:15:40I'm sorry!
00:15:40I'm sorry.
00:15:41Not you.
00:15:41Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it,
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here.
00:16:56You delete that.
00:16:59I don't tell on you.
00:17:01Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a day?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:28What?
00:17:29What?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:42Take it.
00:17:45Or a job.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That...
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is...
00:18:01That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:03Oh, my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body...
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden Boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up!
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:18Do you?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:50Yeah, you...
00:19:53Yeah....
00:19:55Yeah!
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18I've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18No, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase!
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's really cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:04Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:12How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:22Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:33Oh, shut up.
00:23:34Makeover starts now.
00:24:12Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:30No.
00:24:30The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:36ClichƩs.
00:24:36No miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:49Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:24Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Um, I'll leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go, go.
00:25:58Bro, you still there?
00:26:01You still there?
00:26:14Well...
00:26:15I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:42Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my God, Pho.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:39Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:24You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:29You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:59some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:44All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:25Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 for career eventually.
00:31:31Holy shit!
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:36Seriously.
00:31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:40Leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word...
00:32:22Word...
00:32:22Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29I think bum for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year?
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Dude.
00:34:04You okay, Pheebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You? Come with me.
00:34:20What do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it, both of you. This is a ball, not a box game.
00:34:38No! No, no, no, no, no! Shit! My dress!
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47That's the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now? My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:04I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot! Dumbass!
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid!
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:06This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee! Get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What... what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me.
00:37:12Touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:17We're not gonna be a kiss.
00:38:19We're not gonna be a kiss.
00:38:23You know?
00:38:26We're not gonna be a kiss.
00:38:28We're not gonna be a kiss.
00:38:30We're not gonna be a kiss.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit even for payback.
00:38:37No.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06Now go on
00:39:07Try me
00:39:19Follow me, I've got something special planned
00:39:26Harry
00:39:27Follow me, I've got something special planned for you
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34Come on
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:48We have 20 minutes
00:39:53You're mine now
00:39:59Don't touch me
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense
00:40:18Yes, baby, right there
00:40:23Are they?
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:37Could you, uh
00:40:43I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I beg you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar
00:41:29Purp
00:41:30Loser
00:41:53No, not Phoebe
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself
00:41:59You're drunk
00:42:00No, I'm not
00:42:04Okay, here we go
00:42:07Hold on
00:42:09Hold on
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:13I'm getting us out of here
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:24Do it
00:42:24Married
00:42:25Hurry up
00:42:28Hurry up
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:33It was your lab grant
00:42:38So grab me
00:42:39And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44Sure
00:42:46Here we go
00:42:54What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am
00:42:59You should let your husband know
00:43:02That these walls are too big
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:43:17Don't
00:43:18Just
00:43:20Just don't thank me
00:43:24Phoebe
00:43:24Hey
00:43:26I've been looking at all of you
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebe
00:43:35Let's go
00:43:36Come here
00:43:36Come on
00:43:48Okay
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01Oh, hell no
00:44:21Oh, my God
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:28It smells like a public restroom
00:44:30It's trashy me couture
00:44:32Get it off me
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact
00:44:37The stench
00:44:38That's ammonia
00:44:40Meaning
00:44:41You're sexually covered in piss paint
00:44:45Pissing max
00:44:46Mad stinky max
00:44:57Oh, my God, Belle
00:44:58That's, like, kind of nice
00:44:59That's, like, kind of nice
00:44:59That's, like, kind of nice
00:44:59Oh, my God, Belle
00:45:00Oh, my God, Belle
00:45:11That's, like, kind of nice
00:45:13Oh, my God, Belle
00:45:14That's, like, kind of nice
00:45:15Oh, my God, Belle
00:45:18That's, like, kind of nice
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:27Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:55Oh my God, you were waiting for me, that's so sweet, I have no idea what that had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have
00:46:14one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog, there's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:57That's awesome!
00:46:59Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:07There she is.
00:47:08And your golden girl.
00:47:11Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:14Really?
00:47:16You know, cause, apparently not the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:31You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Something cute.
00:47:41Yeah.
00:47:42Sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56Go on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay!
00:47:59Okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:17Ah!
00:48:18Ah!
00:48:20Ah!
00:48:21Ah!
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:23Yo!
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just faster run in your mouth.
00:48:35You wanna race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, wanna time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Sure not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:52No!
00:48:53Sure not to cry.
00:49:03Sound of music.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:05Pick up, come on, guys!
00:49:13We're gonna go.
00:49:15And this could be our little secret
00:49:20So good, but no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26Even
00:49:28True
00:49:35Goodbye
00:49:59I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you
00:50:07The real winner
00:50:09Is the guy against the girl
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase
00:50:26Good race, good race, man
00:50:27You crushed it
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow
00:50:29See you there early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets
00:51:12Anything they ask for
00:51:23Anything
00:51:30Since the winner's too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:01You
00:52:02Are gonna
00:52:08You
00:52:09Are gonna
00:52:15Tutor
00:52:16Tutor me
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:28You'll get tutoring
00:52:30Go sit
00:52:49If we're doing this
00:52:51We're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56All or nothing type of notes
00:52:59It's
00:53:00It's not a thing
00:53:02Well
00:53:02I made it a thing
00:53:07You scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09Such
00:53:10Clement
00:53:13You think we have
00:53:14Chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26This skirt
00:53:27Is doing a little
00:53:29Chantel
00:53:32Remind me what subject
00:53:33This was
00:53:34Again
00:53:49Let's try this one
00:53:52Too hardcore
00:53:53No clothes
00:53:54That's okay
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help
00:53:56So it starts like this
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00Of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02By volume
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity
00:54:07Of the solution
00:54:08There are how many million dollars
00:54:10That goes to a
00:54:11Okay
00:54:11And
00:54:12So the time's okay
00:54:14The drugstore
00:54:16Is an iron
00:54:17And the answer is
00:54:21Ah
00:54:27Are you sure you've had a study
00:54:29Clement
00:54:32You know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35You something
00:54:36In exchange
00:54:38If you behave
00:54:44I take my teaching
00:54:46Very seriously
00:54:49If you don't behave
00:54:50I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:54So sit
00:54:55Okay
00:54:56I need a tumor
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15But I am not some stray
00:55:16That you can tease
00:55:17And train
00:55:19Okay
00:55:21By the way
00:55:22I always come out of time
00:55:26Careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame
00:55:37Fine
00:55:52Doing okay
00:55:53Doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:11Now now
00:56:13Be a good girl
00:56:39Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:41Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:43If you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like to hear
00:56:48Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous
00:56:53How long?
00:56:56Are you all bark?
00:56:57Or do you also fight?
00:56:59Do you also fight?
00:57:04A bad boy
00:57:05Lakes
00:57:08Lakes
00:57:08And he always bites
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good
00:57:19Once in my life
00:57:22Miss Phillips
00:57:26Just remember
00:57:27Next time
00:57:28I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:29Miss Phillips
00:57:4222nd
00:57:42I'm 20
00:57:453nd
00:57:452nd
00:57:452nd
00:57:467th
00:57:468th
00:57:461st
00:57:4710th
00:57:47Is that
00:57:472nd
00:57:578th
00:57:58107
00:57:588th
00:57:5811th
00:59:29Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:20Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:14All right, bye.
01:01:45St. Vincent's little sweet heart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:00Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:04Oh my goodness...
01:04:05A lot of Scholarship is to die for.
01:04:12Music...
01:04:20Music...
01:04:31Music...
01:04:32Subscribe!artetģ¦!
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance to
01:04:58confess. So maybe they're still... Still refusing to come forward? Then your score will be voided
01:05:14and you will report to the principal's office. Detention for at least a week. I won't tolerate
01:05:22morally rotten students in my class. Beau Clement. Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean? What does it mean? Beau, you are always at the bottom
01:05:39of the class. If you didn't cheat, what else could it be? Where's your proof? Your existence
01:05:44is the proof. What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher. This is exactly what I am talking about. Beau,
01:05:57go to the principal's office now. I didn't cheat. Do you think anyone in this room would believe
01:06:05you? A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent. Just because
01:06:11your family has money. You think you can do whatever you want. Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat! Excuse me. Because... Because I was with him in the classroom
01:06:37the entire day yesterday. I helped him study, but the work was all his. You labeling students
01:06:53like this is wrong. He's not a delinquent. Beau Clement is not an asshole. He's smart and kind
01:07:03and... and... and capital A amazing. My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up. But Phoebe, she
01:07:15actually believes in me. She'd even stand up for me. Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand
01:07:23what you're saying? You are one of the smartest students in this school. Do you know what happens
01:07:31when girls get too close to boys like him? A girl like you should know better. Have some
01:07:40selfless limit! Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher. You don't walk on water. You're just salty that a student taught
01:07:49me better than you ever could. You don't... you don't know the damn thing!
01:07:53about me!
01:07:58Oh, no. What else could you be? And now you've corrupted my best student. Lie for you. Do you know
01:08:07what? I've had enough of both of you. Get out of my classroom. Now both of you. And I am
01:08:14going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it. And if you think I am
01:08:29a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop! I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do? I... I will call the plea!
01:08:42You stupid assignment! Shit! You stupid Greg! I don't fucking need it!
01:08:52What?
01:09:06Phoebe, Phoebe, wait.
01:09:09she was being mean and cruel for no reason but you god i hate bullies
01:09:18so that's it from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:25wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and i are nothing alike you have
01:09:31a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing alike just because i'm
01:09:36not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just take it you can't too damn
01:09:43much about what other people think about me and no makeover can change that
01:09:50you think i ruined your life newsflash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:58then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:05just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i
01:10:12care too much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my loss that's
01:10:17just how you hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you
01:10:27won't break yourself
01:10:31i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38not my concern anymore that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right
01:10:45we just played games yes we played ourselves
01:10:48i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:11:06why am i such an asshole i mean he's an asshole too but why did i have to talk to
01:11:12him like that
01:11:13when all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me
01:11:22babes hey sorry are you okay hi chase sorry babe just need to be alone right now
01:11:32why do you mind if i sit here with you looks like you can use a swimmer shoulder best to
01:11:39cry on
01:11:42glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:12:00i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:07stuff now it's your place too you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim
01:12:15yeah i know yeah i know you used to stand up right there
01:12:20wait you knew come on phoebes you weren't exactly subtle
01:12:30i've noticed you well
01:12:35actually lived
01:12:38then why
01:12:42just feel me now
01:12:46chase what this doesn't feel right
01:12:50what the hell chase chase pop the brakes that's way too fast
01:12:57come on phoebes drop the air don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:14i think that's what you wanted right now i'm gonna give it to you
01:13:17no stop
01:13:21oh please
01:13:24don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again
01:13:27let go please let me go
01:13:30stop
01:13:33ah
01:13:34ah
01:13:35ah
01:13:36ah
01:13:36stop it
01:13:37james james james please james james please james james this isn't you
01:13:41you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:44the fucking nice guy
01:13:46no
01:13:51no
01:13:52no
01:13:54no
01:13:54stop
01:13:54oh
01:13:56what the
01:14:00she
01:14:01fucking
01:14:02said
01:14:03no
01:14:04oh
01:14:08are you okay
01:14:10oh i was so scared
01:14:13so what the fuck should we do this piece of shit
01:14:23oh
01:14:24oh
01:14:25oh
01:14:26that's for the pain asshole
01:14:28oh
01:14:29say it
01:14:30i chase thompson
01:14:32i'm not a nice guy
01:14:34i'm a rapey asshole
01:14:37oh
01:14:39chase thompson
01:14:41am not a nice guy
01:14:43i'm a rapey asshole
01:14:47oh
01:14:48oh
01:14:49oh
01:14:51i'm an asshole
01:14:52asshole
01:14:53oh
01:14:57oh
01:14:58oh
01:14:59oh
01:15:00oh
01:15:02oh
01:15:04oh
01:15:05oh
01:15:06oh
01:15:07hey
01:15:08hey
01:15:08Phoebe
01:15:09you don't have to say anything okay
01:15:12just
01:15:12just breathe with me alright
01:15:14in
01:15:15out
01:15:20i thought
01:15:21i don't know
01:15:22my brain just
01:15:24broke
01:15:25i thought he was my brain
01:15:27why would he do that to me
01:15:30i feel so stupid
01:15:33Phoebe
01:15:33Phoebe
01:15:34look at me
01:15:35you were not stupid
01:15:37you were terrified
01:15:38you were terrified
01:15:39and you fought back
01:15:40you bit him
01:15:41you pulled away
01:15:41you did everything you could
01:15:44what if you hadn't come
01:15:46i
01:15:46i
01:15:47i will never let you out of my sight again
01:15:49i'm sorry
01:15:50i'm sorry
01:15:53i'm sorry
01:15:56you saved me both
01:15:57you saved me when i was just some nobody
01:16:00just some nerd
01:16:02i
01:16:03i
01:16:03i didn't save you
01:16:04you saved me
01:16:05and you saved yourself
01:16:07i
01:16:08i am
01:16:08just an idiot
01:16:09who's too quick to throw punches
01:16:16and you're right
01:16:18and you are not
01:16:19a nerd
01:16:20you
01:16:21you're the kindest
01:16:23strongest
01:16:23prettiest nerd i've ever met
01:16:28you
01:16:28you want to get out of here
01:16:29ditch school
01:16:31yeah
01:16:31yeah
01:16:32yeah
01:16:34mom
01:16:35you okay
01:16:41you ready for a ride
01:16:43sit tight
01:16:44yeah
01:16:44i
01:16:56i
01:16:57i
01:16:57i
01:16:58i
01:16:59i
01:16:59i
01:17:00i
01:17:11i
01:17:12i
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this fight.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:14I'm back with every breath between you.
01:18:18Just a distance of the night.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:14Oh, wait.
01:19:18Oh, wait.
01:19:21Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:07I'm going to go shower first.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:11Oh, my God.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:29I need to tell you first.
01:20:31I need to tell you first.
01:20:32What is it?
01:20:33I need a shower, too.
01:20:35The shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:37I need to go shower first.
01:20:44Oh, my God.
01:20:55Oh, my God.
01:21:00Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:06Oh, my God.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:34Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it, and I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34You won't need it ever again.
01:22:37You won't need it ever again.
01:22:39You won't need an idiot like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57Phoebe, is her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Bob.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:13You won't need it ever again.
01:23:19You won't need it ever again.
01:23:22You won't need it ever again.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:51Mmm.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:21Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right?
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:13Ledger.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean...
01:27:21Fucking look at her!
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a racist.
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three.
01:27:50Principal's office.
01:27:52Now!
01:27:53You three.
01:27:55Thought you were slick.
01:27:57Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:21That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:33Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh.
01:28:45Hallway make-out sessions.
01:28:47Free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:59And you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:06Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry .
01:29:08You!
01:29:08Are your friends making this with dead coldą¹
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