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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two
00:02:24Ow!
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:37Watch out
00:02:39Just then
00:02:58Capital A for A-Hole.
00:03:02Bole Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life?
00:03:08The devil's plague.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33We'll eat it!
00:03:35We'll eat that right now!
00:03:38We'll eat that.
00:03:41Oh?
00:03:42Oh, man!
00:03:51Oh!
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:48I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17Oh, no!
00:05:27Oops.
00:05:29Hey, give those back.
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max,
00:05:54and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:56If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:31finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:17that's better off you go
00:07:24go
00:07:35my nose
00:07:52oh look at you
00:08:20great first I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:27yet
00:08:47hi mom I'm sorry I'll do better next time I promise
00:08:56I'm sorry
00:08:57no way
00:08:58Beau Clement the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy
00:09:05he's still an asshole Phoebe you recorded your most embarrassing moment humiliated you
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever since like
00:09:11forever
00:09:14I've had enough today time for payback
00:09:35you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:09:39I it's not what it looks like
00:09:42really
00:09:43because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it
00:09:50your call cannot be completed at this time the number you have dialed is no longer in service
00:09:55you're not gonna enjoy
00:09:56don't let me
00:09:56get away from me
00:09:58get away from me
00:09:59give me your fucking phone
00:10:01don't let me
00:10:09no
00:10:21you don't get to be mad
00:10:23you recorded me first
00:10:24oh
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well
00:10:35Delete it now
00:10:37I swear swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me
00:10:43Big man, though, Clement
00:10:57I'm sorry
00:10:59I'm sorry
00:11:01I'm sorry
00:11:13No!
00:11:18You're right
00:11:22Oh, my god.
00:11:30Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe.
00:11:34What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, smart mouth. Talk to me. Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe. Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please, talk to me. Stay with me.
00:12:20Oh, my God. Shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What? What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:48And thank God, I'm your CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:10Are you... I felt you...
00:13:13I was... I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:29just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah? Huh?
00:13:57Two-for-one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:03You're very welcome.
00:14:07You touched me without my consent!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:15Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:21No, no, no, no...
00:14:23No, no, no...
00:14:25You must have come.
00:14:26I don't know.
00:14:27No, no, no, no...
00:14:29No, no, no, no...
00:14:31No...
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:35Oh, shit!
00:14:35Oh, shit!
00:14:35Oh, shit!
00:14:46Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again,
00:14:48and I grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:56Okay, so this is why you call me a projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me, let me guess.
00:15:05Chase, oh my God.
00:15:08Shut up, give it back.
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered
00:15:16to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:40Not me.
00:15:42Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:14Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29Hm.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:00I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth,
00:17:10without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for now?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:22Huh?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:28What?
00:17:29Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:44Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:55That's the favorite.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:57You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:04Oh, my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What?
00:18:23Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better, especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:34What?
00:18:35I don't know.
00:18:36I don't know.
00:18:38I don't know.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you, okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Still?
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:27I don't know.
00:19:41I don't know.
00:19:50I don't know.
00:20:03I don't know.
00:20:10You can tell me.
00:20:12I'm going to kill my soul, but...
00:20:16You might not be the only one that finds one.
00:20:20You can kill my soul.
00:20:23You are in my soul.
00:20:25You are in your soul.
00:20:25I am not proud to be the only one who lives in my life.
00:20:26I am not proud to be the only one who lives in my life.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:03Bo?
00:21:19You've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18No, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's really cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo?
00:23:11You have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34Makeover starts now.
00:23:36Oh, shut up.
00:23:48Ah.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:30No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35cliches.
00:24:36No miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo?
00:25:11Can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please.
00:25:38I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41Sure.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go, go.
00:25:58Bro, you're still there?
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:13Bro.
00:26:33You actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:29You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:04I'm certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What's the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:24You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:44Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:16Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, Max.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:15I'm sorry.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:29And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:44Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lame.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come up here.
00:34:21How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My giraffe.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:04I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot, dumbass, asshole.
00:35:43I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up, too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out.
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest, too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:46Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:00Oh, you arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is going to undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Now go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:10Just because you're loud.
00:39:11I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done.
00:39:14I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:19You don't write my down.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the Saint Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:54You're mine now.
00:40:00Don't touch me.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby, right there!
00:40:23Or they?
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:36Could you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares!
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I paid you.
00:41:16You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:33You're naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:44You're naughty, naughty boy.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay, here we go.
00:42:08Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms on my neck.
00:42:23Do it.
00:42:25Married.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33It was your lab grant.
00:42:38So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:54What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am?
00:43:00You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:24Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57This will see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:30It's trashy me.
00:44:31Couture.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench?
00:44:39That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss paint.
00:44:45Pissing Max.
00:44:46Mad stinky Max.
00:44:50Woo!
00:44:57Oh, my God, Belle.
00:44:58That's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:20I'm going to take a look.
00:45:21Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:26Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know, it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Hopper, I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my god, you were waiting for me.
00:46:00That's so sweet, I have no idea what I'm going to add.
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have
00:46:14one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fun, there's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both going to pay for this!
00:47:02What the fuck is this day?
00:47:14What the fuck is this day?
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:35Some cute.
00:47:41Yeah.
00:47:42Sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56Go on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay!
00:47:59Okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:13She's got the pool to me.
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:25Wanna show everybody in this school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29There's faster one in your mouth.
00:48:35You wanna race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:42Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Try not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:15And this could be our little secret.
00:49:21So, but no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:26Phoebe.
00:49:29Choose me.
00:49:35Goodbye.
00:49:43We are the secret.
00:49:47I love you.
00:49:54Oh, ho, ho.
00:49:56Yo.
00:49:59I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement.
00:50:04You won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:08The real winner.
00:50:09He's a guy against a girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man.
00:50:27You crushed it.
00:50:28Have a good one.
00:50:29See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30You do early.
00:50:30Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Did you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:22Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:54What do you want?
00:52:00You, the gunner.
00:52:07You are gonna...
00:52:14Tutor me.
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine.
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:28You'll get tutoring.
00:52:30Go sit.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those...
00:52:56all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's...
00:53:00It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well...
00:53:03I made it a thing.
00:53:07You scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry?
00:53:16Miss Phillips.
00:53:26Your skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:28Shantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was, again?
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:52too hardcore, no clothes
00:53:54that's okay, that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution
00:54:08that how many millions are supposed to
00:54:10are you sure you've heard a study, Clement?
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I can teach you something in exchange
00:54:39if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:50if you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:52so sit
00:54:54date
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Philips
00:55:15but I am not some stray that you can tease and train, okay?
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I always come out of time
00:55:36it's fine
00:55:38I think I should have noticed
00:55:46you know
00:55:46I'm gonna hurt
00:55:47you know
00:55:53that you can't
00:55:53because I'm not a fan of me
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to kiss.
00:56:12Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:39Do you want to find out what I did to a brat?
00:56:41If you push, I push back slowly.
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like the heat.
00:56:49Don't want me like I'm hard to handle.
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day long.
00:56:54How long?
00:56:56Are you all bark?
00:56:57Or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy licks.
00:57:07Licks.
00:57:09And he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:19Once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:57:57Just remember, I'm gonna hold back.
00:57:58If you put your back in the closet, it's all you can' do.
00:57:58I don't wanna to limit the whole room.
00:57:58I'm sorry.
00:58:30Hmm.
00:59:29Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45Please fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right.
01:01:12Bye.
01:01:37All right.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39What the fuck's this?
01:01:40She doesn't even know whats coming for her.
01:01:41S H I T for days.
01:01:47St Vincent's little sweet heart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy revenge day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:43Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:01Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:06Accidentally inappropriate!
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys' gifts!
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet tooth distraction!
01:03:25Tense!
01:03:33Teenage woman has no more GPA submit.
01:03:36See you later.
01:03:41Mm-hmm.
01:03:45Ooh!
01:03:49Oh, honey.
01:03:50Oh!
01:03:52Oh, my gosh!
01:03:54Oh my gosh!
01:04:01Wow, life is like a box of chocolates, and my credit is to die for.
01:04:44Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:55But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided, and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56So go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:32Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips.
01:07:21Do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some selfless limit.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50No, you don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59No, no, no.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now...
01:08:03You have corrupted my best student.
01:08:06Lie for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And...
01:08:13I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:18Don't.
01:08:21Don't.
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:38I will call the police.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grave!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:12But you!
01:09:15God, I hate bullies!
01:09:17So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And...
01:09:46And no makeover could change that.
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash.
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:30I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:40That's just what we do.
01:10:42Isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games.
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now.
01:11:00I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when...
01:11:16No one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Phoebs?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26Hi, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42I'm glad I can make you smile, Phoebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs,
01:12:07think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:30Who was I?
01:12:31I used to go.
01:12:34I used to go.
01:12:36I used to go.
01:12:36I used to go.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:41Just feel me now.
01:12:46Chase, what? This doesn't feel right. What the hell, Chase? Chase, pop the brakes. That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs. Drop the egg. Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right? Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No! Stop! Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go! Please let me go! Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase! Chase! Chase, please, Chase! Chase, this isn't you. You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:44Fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No! Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:00You fucking...
01:14:03No!
01:14:08Are you okay?
01:14:10Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:34I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:40I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy. I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:53I'm an asshole!
01:14:54I'm an asshole!
01:15:21I don't know. My brain just broke. I thought he was my friend. Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid.
01:15:33Phoebe. Phoebe. Look at me. You were not stupid. You were terrified. And you fought back. You bit him. You
01:15:41pulled away. You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come? I will never let you out of my sight again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau. You saved me when I was just some nobody or some nerd.
01:16:02I didn't save you. You saved me. And you saved yourself. I am just an idiot who's too quick to
01:16:11throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right. And you are not a nerd. You're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here? Did you score?
01:16:31Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride? Sit tight. Yeah.
01:16:44You ain't a nerd in.
01:16:47You ready for a ride?
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this fight.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:14I'm back with every breath between you.
01:18:18Just a distance of the night.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:14Oh, wait.
01:19:18Oh, wait.
01:19:21Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:11Oh, my God.
01:20:19Oh, my God.
01:20:20Oh, my God.
01:20:35The shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto.
01:22:46Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe.
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57As her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:24And I love you, too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:51Mmm.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch and I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:21Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:44No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:13I'm good.
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this week.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Tonda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:36You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three.
01:27:50Principal's office.
01:27:52Now!
01:27:53You three.
01:27:55Thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives.
01:27:58Into contraband chocolates.
01:28:03No!
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22Y'all never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:26No!
01:28:27No!
01:28:32I'm not!
01:28:35Chop-chop ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy, best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely, and your capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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