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After Nora’s stepsister Bianca takes her AI-matched partner, Nora is pushed into marrying a janitor and becomes the family’s joke. What she doesn’t realize is that the “janitor” is actually the billionaire behind the AI system—testing her heart through their unexpected marriage.
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After Nora’s stepsister Bianca takes her AI-matched partner, Nora is pushed into marrying a janitor and becomes the family’s joke. What she doesn’t realize is that the “janitor” is actually the billionaire behind the AI system—testing her heart through their unexpected marriage.
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00:00:02Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI Matchmaking Event.
00:00:07Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:13Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:20It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:26The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:30It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:32Excellent.
00:00:34Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:36As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:43wraps.
00:00:44If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:00:49Welcome.
00:00:50This is my last chance.
00:00:54Could it be me?
00:00:55Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:02Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:04Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:10Okay, this might work.
00:01:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:01:16How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:01:23Hey, babe.
00:01:25Gavin's the name.
00:01:26Money's the game.
00:01:27Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:30Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:42Because their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:48The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:51You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:56Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:05This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:08Interesting.
00:02:09Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:11The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:14Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:18Is this really the end?
00:02:22That janitor?
00:02:24He has Bianca's match.
00:02:26Fine.
00:02:26I'll take him.
00:02:27My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:29I'm getting married today.
00:02:32What's she gonna do?
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:35What's she gonna do?
00:02:38Just play along.
00:02:40What?
00:02:56What a surprise.
00:02:58Beautiful.
00:02:59And such a fighter.
00:03:01Interesting.
00:03:02Nora!
00:03:02The hell are you doing?
00:03:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:07What a joke!
00:03:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:14Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:18My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:23Look at me, princess.
00:03:24I'm just a janitor.
00:03:26Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:34That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:40True love can be modeled.
00:03:42It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:46Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:48I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:51Is she doubting my data?
00:03:53I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:56All right, let's make a bet.
00:03:59A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:01If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:04And you'll get half.
00:04:06Everything I own.
00:04:10Of what?
00:04:11A mop and a bucket?
00:04:14Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:17Tell you what.
00:04:18If I fall for you, you get half in life.
00:04:22Deal.
00:04:23I like those odds.
00:04:28I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:31Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:40We're getting married.
00:04:44Victor!
00:04:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:01You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:03I need to start looking my best.
00:05:05Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart,
00:05:07it'll grow into love.
00:05:09I'm winning this bet.
00:05:13Marrying the janitor.
00:05:14You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:18Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off.
00:05:21Looks too bad.
00:05:22We already signed the papers.
00:05:25I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:28Fine.
00:05:29But when it all falls apart,
00:05:31don't come crawling back to us,
00:05:33begging for forgiveness.
00:05:34You.
00:05:35Throw out our luggage.
00:05:38Please.
00:05:39No, wait.
00:05:39Stop.
00:05:43Stop.
00:05:54Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:05:56you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:05:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:01Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:03Poverty stinks.
00:06:06And it's contagious.
00:06:08Oh, my God.
00:06:10Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:13I know.
00:06:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:21Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:24Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:26Watch out.
00:06:50Is this the man I just married?
00:06:53Wait.
00:06:55Those eyes.
00:06:58Those muscles.
00:07:01Is this the man I just married?
00:07:05Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:11Hey.
00:07:13Are you okay?
00:07:14Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:20No.
00:07:21Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:22He's just your contract husband.
00:07:24Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:28Fuck.
00:07:29The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:35What the fuck?
00:07:36You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:38Get real, babe.
00:07:40This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:43Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:46You're right.
00:07:47Brains beat looks.
00:07:49This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:51but his bank account is malnourished.
00:07:59Horses?
00:08:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:06He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:09Surpass me?
00:08:12Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:14Mr. S?
00:08:16That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:17Oh, look.
00:08:18The janitor has opinions now.
00:08:20Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:23It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:25You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:28A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:32Oh, how poetic.
00:08:34Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:37Still acting tough?
00:08:39Don't tell me.
00:08:40You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:45Bring out my car.
00:09:06What the hell is that thing?
00:09:08A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:12How perfect.
00:09:14Get out of here.
00:09:20Come on.
00:09:28I'm sorry about this.
00:09:30Hey, Don, apologize.
00:09:32This is super cool.
00:09:33I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:04It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:07Make yourself at home.
00:10:09There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:13I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:17I couldn't do that.
00:10:18So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:21No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:22It's just, I...
00:10:25Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:30I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:10:32Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:40You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:45Just give it back.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48Give it back.
00:10:49Hey, come on.
00:10:50Give it back.
00:10:53Wow.
00:10:55This chest.
00:10:56It feels amazing.
00:10:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:01We're married now.
00:11:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:08Sooner or later.
00:11:20I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:24I need some water.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:30How cute.
00:11:31They still win this round, though.
00:11:33Well, it's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:50Look at this muscle.
00:11:52He's too fine.
00:11:57Oh, help it!
00:11:59Oh, shit!
00:12:00Oh, shit!
00:12:06Oh, my gosh.
00:12:08Nora, I'm so sorry.
00:12:10I didn't know you were there.
00:12:11Oh, my gosh.
00:12:14She's perfect.
00:12:18If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love with
00:12:21you,
00:12:22you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:27I'm just gonna...
00:12:31Oh, my.
00:12:32Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:36Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:39Now, hold still.
00:12:41And maybe...
00:12:43Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:45Sorry for getting you...
00:12:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:50No, no, no, never.
00:12:51Fix your apps.
00:12:52They're perfect.
00:12:54The pipe.
00:12:56I...
00:12:56I...
00:12:57I meant the pipe.
00:12:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:13:02It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:13:06Freezing?
00:13:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:18All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:21Sure.
00:13:22Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:24Can you...
00:13:25Can you not stand so close?
00:13:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:29My form?
00:13:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:32I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:33I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:36I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:13:40Ready?
00:13:41Mmm.
00:13:45Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:47I touched his apps for three seconds.
00:13:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:52Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Deeper.
00:13:57I can't.
00:13:59Hold it.
00:14:00Don't come up.
00:14:02Please.
00:14:03It hurts.
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:05Dammit, Nora.
00:14:06Don't make that noise.
00:14:07Please.
00:14:08Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:10What?
00:14:19Heart rate 140.
00:14:21Respiratory rate 28%.
00:14:25Skin conductivity 40%.
00:14:29All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:32No.
00:14:33No, it's the workout.
00:14:35I'm gonna win the bet.
00:14:37Just you.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:41Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:43You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:48Fine.
00:14:49It is because of you.
00:14:53What?
00:14:59What about your little friend?
00:15:02Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:07She's a menace.
00:15:09I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:16Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:21Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:15:23Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:34You want me more than I want you.
00:15:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:38I'm gonna go shower.
00:15:42Alone.
00:15:43No peekings.
00:15:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:50We'll see about that.
00:15:55Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:02You want your husband to attend?
00:16:04That's sweet.
00:16:05Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:10And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:16:12I just know it.
00:16:13They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:18So I would embarrass you.
00:16:20No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:27Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:31She's trying to protect me.
00:16:33It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:40You don't even know me.
00:16:42Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:52Whatever you'd say.
00:16:56Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:16:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:08Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:13And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:19This was a mistake.
00:17:20We shouldn't have come.
00:17:21It's okay, babe.
00:17:22We got this.
00:17:36You ready?
00:17:40You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:44I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:46But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:48I'm shameless.
00:17:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:55After just one week of marriage.
00:17:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:17:59Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:00On screen?
00:18:16You brought the janitor?
00:18:18Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:27Hey, lock it off.
00:18:32Don't listen to them.
00:18:35It's okay.
00:18:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:42So I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:51Good man.
00:18:52Excellent.
00:18:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:57Enough standing around.
00:18:59Let's all go inside.
00:19:00Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:03Let's just go.
00:19:05I am not putting up with this.
00:19:06Hey, come on.
00:19:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:09Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:11I don't know this.
00:19:12Elvis.
00:19:23Are you crazy?
00:19:25Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:27Just for disinfection purposes.
00:19:29With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:35Open a window, would you?
00:19:36Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:19:42Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:48Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:50Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:51If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:55Elvis is my husband.
00:19:57And you will respect him.
00:20:00You little...
00:20:01Mom!
00:20:02Do something!
00:20:04How dare you?
00:20:05Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:11That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:18You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:21It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:28You should have stayed home.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:35My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:40And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:45A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jayer, Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:56Impressive.
00:20:57These must be your most prized collections.
00:20:59Well, well, well.
00:21:00Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:05You're right, though.
00:21:06Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:13Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:16They don't call Henry Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:21Why don't we go and open this bad boy hot show?
00:21:24Splendid.
00:21:30You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:34Man, you went all out.
00:21:37But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:43But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:21:47Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:49Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:51Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:00What's this?
00:22:02Homemade moonshine?
00:22:04There's no label.
00:22:05Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:12What are you trying to do?
00:22:13Poison our dad?
00:22:14No, no, please.
00:22:16Shut up!
00:22:17This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:28Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:22:31Because it's highly exclusive.
00:22:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:50Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:54It doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:22:59Nora, how about this?
00:23:01If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:04you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:13It's the thought that counts.
00:23:20Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:26We'll take your bet.
00:23:27But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:23:30what do we get in return?
00:23:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:35then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:43Ugh, boring.
00:23:44New rules.
00:23:45If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:48that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:51And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:23:54But if you lose,
00:23:56you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:11Market price, $200,000.
00:24:26Market price, $500,000.
00:24:29Hmm.
00:24:31Half a million?
00:24:32Oh my goodness.
00:24:34Oh yes.
00:24:43Market price, $200,000?
00:24:50$500,000?
00:24:51A million?
00:24:52What are those bottles made of?
00:24:54Gold?
00:24:54Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:57With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir
00:25:00that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:25:05Incredible.
00:25:05You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:25:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:25:12Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:15These bottles are reserved for Invitica's
00:25:19most distinguished VIP clients.
00:25:22Splendid.
00:25:23They're expensive.
00:25:24But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:25:28Couldn't agree more.
00:25:30And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity,
00:25:34it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:37And as for you, you bastard,
00:25:41I demand an apology.
00:25:46Wait, Daddy.
00:25:48Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:50You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:25:54Insult Elvis again,
00:25:56and you'll regret it.
00:26:01Shut it.
00:26:02Biggest mistake of my life
00:26:03was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:26:09Now, get out of my sight.
00:26:12Let's just go, Elvis.
00:26:13They don't deserve your gift.
00:26:16Wait a second, sore losers.
00:26:18We had a bet.
00:26:19You're not walking out of here
00:26:21until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:26:25And while you're at it,
00:26:27why don't you strip that dress down
00:26:29and clean my shoes as well?
00:26:31Fuck.
00:26:34Fuck.
00:26:35I'll do it,
00:26:36but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:26:47Wait, Nora.
00:26:48Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:26:51Elvis, you don't have to.
00:26:53It's fine.
00:26:58Price calculating.
00:27:01One million?
00:27:02Price calculating.
00:27:03How is it still going up?
00:27:07Impossible.
00:27:08That's impossible.
00:27:26Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:27:31Our super algorithm
00:27:33will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:27:35with their destined soulmates.
00:27:38Boss?
00:27:39Everything's ready to go.
00:27:40Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:27:43at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:27:45It doesn't matter.
00:27:46Even as a janitor,
00:27:47my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:27:50The algorithm's never wrong.
00:27:51Soon,
00:27:52the world will see our daughters
00:27:53match with the elite.
00:27:54It's perfect branding
00:27:55for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:57Excellent.
00:27:58Bianca's match
00:27:59will take us to the top.
00:28:00As for Nora,
00:28:02if her match isn't powerful enough,
00:28:03she's off to that old man's bed
00:28:05the moment this event wraps.
00:28:08If my match today
00:28:09is powerful enough,
00:28:10maybe I can escape
00:28:11the arranged marriage.
00:28:13Welcome.
00:28:15This is my last chance.
00:28:18Could it be me,
00:28:19man, if I could marry one of them,
00:28:21either one would be worth it.
00:28:26Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:28Invitica AI has matched you
00:28:29with Gavin Winters,
00:28:32Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:28:35Okay, this might work.
00:28:37And Bianca is matched
00:28:38with Elvis Blythe,
00:28:40a janitor.
00:28:41How dare the AI match
00:28:42the world with a billionaire
00:28:43and I'm stuck with
00:28:44a piss-poor janitor?
00:28:47Hey, babe.
00:28:49Gavin's the name.
00:28:50Money's the game.
00:28:52Ten billion a year,
00:28:53to be exact.
00:28:54Bet you're glad you landed
00:28:55on a stud like me.
00:28:56Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:28:59He could have seen you
00:28:59at last year's global exec summit.
00:29:01Aren't you afraid
00:29:02he'll recognize you?
00:29:03Invitica's just one of many
00:29:04companies I have
00:29:05under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:07Their COO would never
00:29:08find out who I really am.
00:29:12The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:29:15You deserve to be with
00:29:16someone in your league,
00:29:18not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:20Who doesn't love
00:29:21an upgrade, right?
00:29:29This outcome is unexpected.
00:29:32Interesting.
00:29:33Don't worry,
00:29:34poor little Cinderella.
00:29:36The algorithm
00:29:36can't predict everything.
00:29:38Ready for Dad
00:29:39to marry you off
00:29:40to some old geezer?
00:29:42Is this really the end?
00:29:47That janitor?
00:29:48He has Bianca's match.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:51I'll take him.
00:29:52My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:54I'm getting married today.
00:29:56What's she gonna do?
00:30:02Just play along?
00:30:05What?
00:30:20What a surprise.
00:30:22Beautiful.
00:30:23And such a fighter.
00:30:25Interesting.
00:30:26Nora!
00:30:26The hell are you doing?
00:30:28Get that trash trucker
00:30:30away from my daughter now!
00:30:31What a joke!
00:30:33A poor janitor
00:30:33actually married
00:30:34into the Hongorn family?
00:30:38Do you think maybe
00:30:40you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:42My AI didn't account for her,
00:30:45which makes her
00:30:46the perfect test subject.
00:30:47Look at me, princess.
00:30:48I'm just a janitor.
00:30:50Your dress
00:30:51costs more than
00:30:51my life savings.
00:30:53Are you sure
00:30:54you want to trade
00:30:54a millionaire
00:30:55for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:58That perfect algorithm
00:30:59is a scam
00:31:01that knows nothing
00:31:03about true love.
00:31:05True love can be modeled.
00:31:07It just requires
00:31:07a more complex set of code.
00:31:10Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:13I'm not some line of code, though.
00:31:15Is she doubting my data?
00:31:17I love turning a doubter
00:31:19into a believer.
00:31:21All right.
00:31:22Let's make a bet.
00:31:23A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:25Yes, I've fallen in love
00:31:27with you.
00:31:27You win.
00:31:28And you'll get half.
00:31:30Everything I own.
00:31:34Of what?
00:31:35A mop and a bucket?
00:31:38Where does a janitor like you
00:31:40get so much confidence from?
00:31:42Tell you what.
00:31:42If I fall for you,
00:31:44you get half of mine.
00:31:46Deal.
00:31:48I like those odds.
00:31:52I'll take this janitor's pride
00:31:53and his bet.
00:31:55Anything's better
00:31:56than my dad's deals.
00:32:05We're getting married.
00:32:06No!
00:32:08Victor!
00:32:10Victor!
00:32:12Victor!
00:32:13Let the games begin,
00:32:14Miss Blythe.
00:32:22Boss, that makeup took you
00:32:23five hours.
00:32:25You really just gonna
00:32:26wash it off?
00:32:27I need to start looking my best.
00:32:29Once I plant the seed of attraction
00:32:31in her heart,
00:32:31it'll grow into love.
00:32:33I'm winning this bet.
00:32:37Bearing the janitor.
00:32:39You have made us
00:32:40the laughingstock valley.
00:32:42Nora,
00:32:43you took with that loser
00:32:44the marriage is off.
00:32:45Looks too bad.
00:32:47We already signed the papers.
00:32:49I guess I'm officially
00:32:50a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:52Fine.
00:32:53But when it all falls apart,
00:32:55don't come crawling back to us
00:32:57begging for forgiveness.
00:32:59You!
00:33:00Throw out our luggage.
00:33:02Please!
00:33:03No!
00:33:03Wait!
00:33:19Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:33:21you should get used to
00:33:22sleeping on the streets.
00:33:23Sure you can handle
00:33:24being homeless, sis?
00:33:25Stay away from her,
00:33:26Bianca.
00:33:28Poverty stinks.
00:33:30And it's contagious.
00:33:33Oh, my God!
00:33:34Has anyone seen
00:33:35my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:33:37I know!
00:33:38He's off scrubbing
00:33:39toilets somewhere.
00:33:45Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:47Isn't backing out now,
00:33:48is he?
00:33:49Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:51Watch out!
00:34:14Is this the man I just married?
00:34:17Wait.
00:34:19Those eyes.
00:34:22Those muscles.
00:34:25Is this the man I just married?
00:34:29Whoa, he's...
00:34:30He's handsome.
00:34:34Hey!
00:34:37Are you okay?
00:34:38Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:39I have to protect my new bride,
00:34:41don't I?
00:34:42Is this what it's like
00:34:43to be cared for?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:46He's just your contract husband.
00:34:49Winning this bet
00:34:50is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:52Fuck!
00:34:53The janitor is way too hot
00:34:54for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:34:59What the fuck?
00:35:01You literally just used me
00:35:02as a human shield!
00:35:03Get real, babe.
00:35:04This brain is worth billions
00:35:06to Invitica.
00:35:07Not some cheap janitor
00:35:08whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:10You're right.
00:35:11Brains beat looks.
00:35:13This shit scrubber
00:35:14might have a nice body,
00:35:16but his bank account
00:35:17is malnourished.
00:35:23Horses!
00:35:24Gavin's money really does
00:35:25grow on trees.
00:35:27My husband
00:35:28is the future
00:35:29of Silicon Valley.
00:35:30He might even surpass
00:35:32Mr. S
00:35:32as the richest man alive.
00:35:34Surpass me?
00:35:36Gavin's lucky
00:35:36he's even breathing
00:35:37the same air as me.
00:35:39Mr. S?
00:35:40That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:41Oh, look,
00:35:42the janitor
00:35:42has opinions now.
00:35:44Either way,
00:35:44you're nothing but a sewer rat
00:35:46next to a guy like me.
00:35:47It's a shame
00:35:48you'll never get behind
00:35:48the wheel of this thing.
00:35:50You'll see how different
00:35:51we really are.
00:35:52A Porsche doesn't
00:35:52make you a man.
00:35:54It just makes you
00:35:55a coward
00:35:55in a faster car.
00:35:56Oh, how poetic.
00:35:58Spoken like a true
00:35:59loser's wife.
00:36:01Still acting tough?
00:36:03Don't tell me.
00:36:04You two are actually
00:36:05planning to walk home.
00:36:09Bring out my car.
00:36:30What the hell is that thing?
00:36:32A garbage truck
00:36:33for a professional
00:36:34garbage sweeper.
00:36:36How perfect.
00:36:39Get out of here.
00:36:44Come on.
00:36:53I'm sorry about this.
00:36:54Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:56This is super cool.
00:36:57I've never been in a car
00:36:58like this before.
00:37:06I'm sorry about this.
00:37:07I'm sorry about this.
00:37:25Lucas, I asked for a small house,
00:37:27not a coffin.
00:37:29It's a nice place
00:37:30for a janitor.
00:37:31Make yourself at home.
00:37:33It's only one bedroom,
00:37:34so you'll sleep there
00:37:36and I'll take the couch.
00:37:38I feel bad
00:37:39making you sleep here
00:37:40every night.
00:37:41I couldn't do that.
00:37:43So you'd rather
00:37:43we share the bed?
00:37:44Well, no.
00:37:45I didn't mean that.
00:37:47It's just, I...
00:37:48Whatever
00:37:50makes you feel good.
00:37:51I don't know.
00:37:52I'm just gonna
00:37:53get some clothes out.
00:37:56Peach-flavored lube?
00:38:05You sure did come prepared
00:38:06for our first night
00:38:07together, didn't you?
00:38:09Just give it back.
00:38:11No.
00:38:12Give it back.
00:38:13Hey, come on.
00:38:14Give me.
00:38:18Wow.
00:38:19It was chess.
00:38:20It feels amazing.
00:38:23You really can't wait,
00:38:23can you?
00:38:25We're married now.
00:38:26We'll use it
00:38:27sooner or later,
00:38:28you know?
00:38:32Sooner or later.
00:38:44I'd say the sooner
00:38:45the better.
00:38:48I need some water.
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:54How cute.
00:38:55I still win this round,
00:38:57though.
00:38:58It's only a matter of time
00:38:59before you fall for me.
00:39:07Damn.
00:39:08He goes shirtless
00:39:09just to fix a pipe?
00:39:11Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:14Look at this muscle.
00:39:16He's too fine.
00:39:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:34I didn't know you were there.
00:39:35Oh, my God.
00:39:36Oh, my God.
00:39:38She's perfect.
00:39:40He's hot.
00:39:42If you think
00:39:42ogling after me
00:39:43after torpedoing me
00:39:44with water
00:39:45is going to make me
00:39:45fall in love with you,
00:39:46you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:51Would you like to stop?
00:39:52I'm just kidding.
00:39:55Oh, my.
00:39:57Those arms
00:39:58are wider than my waist.
00:40:00Are janitors
00:40:01supposed to be built like that?
00:40:03Now, hold still.
00:40:04Oh, maybe.
00:40:07Oh, let me enjoy my perks.
00:40:10Sorry for getting you high.
00:40:11I'm usually a lot better
00:40:13at fixing things.
00:40:14No, no, no, never.
00:40:15Fix your apps.
00:40:16They're perfect.
00:40:19The pipe.
00:40:20I, I, I, I meant the pipe.
00:40:22Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:24Um, I'm just gonna go back
00:40:26to my room.
00:40:26It's freezing here
00:40:27and I'm soaking wet, so...
00:40:30Freezing?
00:40:32Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:37What is he trying
00:40:38to do to me?
00:40:42All right, if you want
00:40:43to build heat in your core,
00:40:44you have to engage it.
00:40:45Sure.
00:40:46Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:49Can, can you not
00:40:50stand so close?
00:40:52How else am I supposed
00:40:52to correct your form?
00:40:54My form?
00:40:55What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:56I thought you were a janitor.
00:40:58I guess some fool
00:40:58will surprise it.
00:41:00I'm gonna spread
00:41:01your stance a bit.
00:41:04Ready?
00:41:06Oh.
00:41:09Ah, this is punishment.
00:41:11I touched his abs
00:41:12for three seconds.
00:41:14And now his hands
00:41:15are grabbing my butt.
00:41:16Good, now, uh,
00:41:17downward dog.
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:19Deeper.
00:41:21I can't.
00:41:23Hold it.
00:41:25Don't come up.
00:41:26Please.
00:41:27It hurts.
00:41:29Damn it, Nora.
00:41:30Don't make that noise.
00:41:32Wow, you're a lot
00:41:33tighter than I thought.
00:41:34What?
00:41:35Oh!
00:41:43Heart rate, 140.
00:41:45Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:41:50Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:41:53All right, your body
00:41:54feels a whole lot
00:41:55like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:56No, no, it's the workout.
00:41:59I'm gonna win the bet.
00:42:01Just you.
00:42:02Wait.
00:42:05Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:07You mean to tell me
00:42:08that your heart
00:42:09isn't beating like a snare drum
00:42:11because of me?
00:42:12Fine.
00:42:13It is because of you.
00:42:18What?
00:42:24What about your little friend?
00:42:26Why is your little friend so
00:42:29hard?
00:42:31She's a menace.
00:42:33I was trying to break her,
00:42:35but I'm the one
00:42:36losing control.
00:42:41Let him answer that
00:42:42for himself.
00:42:45Let him answer that
00:42:46for himself.
00:42:47Whoa.
00:42:48Hello there, buddy.
00:42:51Who's the one
00:42:51losing control now?
00:42:58You want me more
00:42:59than I want you.
00:43:00Did the perfect algorithm
00:43:01predict that?
00:43:02I'm gonna go shower.
00:43:06Alone.
00:43:08No peekings.
00:43:12I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:14I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:15We'll see about that.
00:43:20Hey, so my dad's birthday party
00:43:23is next week
00:43:24and they're
00:43:25hosting a dinner.
00:43:26You want
00:43:27your husband to attend?
00:43:29That's sweet.
00:43:29Actually,
00:43:30it's just,
00:43:31it's gonna be this
00:43:32whole gross
00:43:33wealth measuring contest
00:43:34and Bianca and the others
00:43:35are gonna target you.
00:43:36I just know it.
00:43:37They're gonna make fun
00:43:37of your clothes,
00:43:39your gifts,
00:43:39your everything.
00:43:42So I would embarrass you.
00:43:44But no,
00:43:45no,
00:43:45it's just,
00:43:46I don't want to make
00:43:49you go through that.
00:43:51Those people,
00:43:52they only see
00:43:53dollar signs.
00:43:55She's trying
00:43:56to protect me.
00:43:58It's funny,
00:43:58I don't remember
00:43:59seeing send Nora
00:43:59into the lion's den
00:44:00in our marriage contract.
00:44:02Why are you being
00:44:03so nice to me?
00:44:04You don't even know me.
00:44:06Because you're better
00:44:07than all of them.
00:44:10You deserve to be
00:44:10treated like a queen.
00:44:13No one has ever
00:44:14stood in my corner
00:44:15like this,
00:44:16whatever you'd say.
00:44:20Don't waste
00:44:21whatever little money
00:44:21you have
00:44:22on expensive gifts.
00:44:24They won't appreciate
00:44:25it anyways.
00:44:32Prepare the best gift
00:44:34you could find.
00:44:35One the Hawthorne family
00:44:36can't refuse
00:44:36and something
00:44:37Gavin Winters
00:44:38couldn't get his hands on
00:44:39in a million years.
00:44:43This was a mistake.
00:44:44We shouldn't have come.
00:44:45It's okay, babe.
00:44:46We got this.
00:45:00You ready?
00:45:04You actually brought
00:45:05your janitor husband
00:45:06to dad's birthday party?
00:45:08I knew you were
00:45:09shameless, Nora,
00:45:10but God,
00:45:11this is a new low for you.
00:45:12I'm shameless.
00:45:14At least my husband's face
00:45:16wasn't plastered
00:45:17across the stadium screen
00:45:18for the whole world to see
00:45:19after just one week
00:45:20of marriage.
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:21what you're talking about.
00:45:23Are you fucking
00:45:24cheating on me
00:45:24on screen?
00:45:28Bianca!
00:45:32Surprise!
00:45:40You brought the janitor?
00:45:42Well, Daddy,
00:45:43since he's already here,
00:45:44I thought he could
00:45:45make himself useful
00:45:46and give the toilets
00:45:46a good scrubbing.
00:45:48Maybe shine
00:45:49Gavin's shoes
00:45:50while he's at it?
00:45:51Hey,
00:45:52knock it off.
00:45:56Don't listen to them.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:46:02Mr. Hawthorne,
00:46:03I heard how much
00:46:04of a wine connoisseur
00:46:05you are,
00:46:06so I decided
00:46:07to bring a few pieces
00:46:08from my wine collection
00:46:09just for you.
00:46:15Good man.
00:46:16Excellent.
00:46:18Bianca sure did
00:46:19pick the right man
00:46:19to marry.
00:46:21All right.
00:46:22Enough standing around.
00:46:23Let's all go inside.
00:46:24Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:28Let's just go.
00:46:29I am not putting up
00:46:30with this.
00:46:31Hey, come on.
00:46:31I didn't bring this gift
00:46:32for nothing.
00:46:33Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:35I don't...
00:46:36Elvis...
00:46:36Elvis!
00:46:37Elvis!
00:46:39Elvis!
00:46:47Are you crazy?
00:46:49Pouring cold water
00:46:50on someone
00:46:50in the dead of winter!
00:46:51Just for disinfection purposes,
00:46:54with all the germs
00:46:55janitors pick up,
00:46:56you have no idea
00:46:57how many diseases
00:46:57he's carrying.
00:46:59Open a window,
00:47:00would you?
00:47:01Just gave this guy
00:47:01a bath
00:47:02and he still smells
00:47:03like shit.
00:47:06Elvis may be a janitor,
00:47:08but he's the cleanest
00:47:09one here.
00:47:11Gavin's been passed
00:47:13around like a blunt.
00:47:14Who knows how many
00:47:14STDs he has?
00:47:15If anyone needs
00:47:17disinfecting,
00:47:17it's him.
00:47:19Elvis is my husband
00:47:21and you will
00:47:22respect him.
00:47:24You little...
00:47:25Mom!
00:47:26Do something!
00:47:28How dare you?
00:47:30Gavin's the COO
00:47:31of Invitica.
00:47:32He keeps that whole
00:47:33company running
00:47:34and makes millions
00:47:35doing it.
00:47:35That's the kind
00:47:37of person
00:47:37that deserves
00:47:38respect.
00:47:42You are unbelievable,
00:47:44Nora.
00:47:45It's your father's
00:47:46birthday
00:47:46and you show up
00:47:47here empty-handed
00:47:49with some guy
00:47:50that looks like
00:47:50he just crawled
00:47:51out of a dumpster.
00:47:52You should have
00:47:53stayed home.
00:47:54Yep.
00:47:55How's your dumpster
00:47:56diver going to
00:47:57scrounge up the
00:47:57cash for a gift
00:47:58for dad?
00:48:00My Gavin
00:48:00brought bottles
00:48:02of wine worth
00:48:03hundreds of
00:48:04thousands.
00:48:04And those are
00:48:05just the cheap
00:48:06ones.
00:48:09In 1945,
00:48:11Romani Conti,
00:48:12a 1961 Chateau
00:48:13Chauvin Blanc,
00:48:14and in 1990,
00:48:16Henri Jayer
00:48:17reached for a
00:48:18grand clue.
00:48:20Impressive.
00:48:21These must be
00:48:22your most prized
00:48:23collections.
00:48:23Well, well,
00:48:24well.
00:48:25Looks like our
00:48:26resident janitor
00:48:27knows about more
00:48:28than just scrubbing
00:48:28toilets.
00:48:29You're right,
00:48:30though.
00:48:30Those are top-of-the-line
00:48:32bottles.
00:48:37Especially this
00:48:38one,
00:48:39Mr.
00:48:39Hawthorne.
00:48:40They don't call
00:48:41Henri Jayer
00:48:42the billionaire's
00:48:43wine for nothing.
00:48:45Why don't we go
00:48:46and open this
00:48:47bad boy up,
00:48:47Sheldon?
00:48:49Splendid.
00:48:54You're what
00:48:55every son-in-law
00:48:56should be,
00:48:57Gavin.
00:48:59Man,
00:48:59you win all out.
00:49:01But the bottle
00:49:02I brought
00:49:03puts yours to
00:49:04shave.
00:49:11You've got a lot
00:49:12of nerve
00:49:13thinking you
00:49:14can outdo
00:49:14Gavin.
00:49:15Let's see what
00:49:16kind of garbage
00:49:17you pull out
00:49:17of the trash
00:49:18heap.
00:49:24What's this?
00:49:26Homemade moonshine?
00:49:28There's no label.
00:49:30Who knows
00:49:30if it's even safe?
00:49:31Hell,
00:49:32it could be full
00:49:32of deadly toxins.
00:49:34Legit looks like
00:49:34you snatched it
00:49:35off some hobo.
00:49:36What are you
00:49:37trying to do?
00:49:37Poison our dad?
00:49:38No,
00:49:39no, please.
00:49:40Shut up!
00:49:41This is the most
00:49:42appalling gift
00:49:43I've ever received
00:49:44in my life.
00:49:45Now,
00:49:46take your
00:49:47street rat
00:49:48boyfriend
00:49:49and leave!
00:49:52Did it not occur
00:49:53to you
00:49:53that my bottle
00:49:54is unlabeled
00:49:55because it's
00:49:56highly exclusive?
00:50:08luckily I have
00:50:10this AI-powered
00:50:11scanner.
00:50:12It's one of
00:50:13NVIDICA's newest
00:50:13inventions.
00:50:14Scan any product
00:50:16and it tells you
00:50:17its exact value.
00:50:18It doesn't even
00:50:19need a barcode.
00:50:20This will prove
00:50:21that this janitor
00:50:22is bluffing.
00:50:23Nora,
00:50:24how about this?
00:50:25If your wine's
00:50:26cheaper than ours,
00:50:28you and your
00:50:29janitor boy toy
00:50:30have to scrub
00:50:31all six bathrooms
00:50:31in the house.
00:50:32Yeah.
00:50:34Why are you
00:50:35so obsessed
00:50:36with price?
00:50:37It's the thought
00:50:38that counts.
00:50:44Seriously,
00:50:45who gives a fuck
00:50:45about thought?
00:50:47What?
00:50:48Afraid you're
00:50:48going to lose?
00:50:50We'll take your bet.
00:50:51But if our wine
00:50:53is the more
00:50:53expensive one,
00:50:54what do we get
00:50:54in return?
00:50:56If your bottle
00:50:58is more expensive
00:50:59than mine,
00:51:00then I,
00:51:01Gavin Winters,
00:51:02will apologize
00:51:03to you
00:51:04from the bottom
00:51:05of my heart.
00:51:06Ugh, boring.
00:51:08New rules.
00:51:09If we lose,
00:51:11I'll admit
00:51:11to everyone
00:51:12in the room
00:51:13that Nora's
00:51:13trash husband
00:51:14is better than mine
00:51:15and I'll show him
00:51:16the utmost respect
00:51:17every time I see him.
00:51:18But if you lose,
00:51:20you have to get down
00:51:22and lick the wine
00:51:23off my shoes.
00:51:35market price,
00:51:36200 grand.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:51Market price,
00:51:52500 grand.
00:51:54Mm-hmm.
00:51:55Half a million?
00:51:56Oh, my goodness.
00:51:58Oh, yes.
00:52:07Market price,
00:52:08one million.
00:52:13200,000?
00:52:14500,000?
00:52:15A million?
00:52:16What are those
00:52:17bottles made of?
00:52:18Gold?
00:52:19Richard,
00:52:19you just don't get it.
00:52:21With fine wine,
00:52:22it's the age
00:52:23and the terroir
00:52:24that separate the gems
00:52:27from the phonies.
00:52:29Incredible.
00:52:30You could buy
00:52:30a whole house
00:52:31with this kind of money.
00:52:32Bianca's new husband
00:52:34is quite impressive.
00:52:36Just a token
00:52:37of my appreciation,
00:52:39Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:40These bottles
00:52:42are reserved for
00:52:43Invitica's
00:52:43most distinguished
00:52:44VIP clients.
00:52:46Splendid.
00:52:47They're expensive,
00:52:48but what really matters
00:52:50is status
00:52:51and exclusivity.
00:52:53Couldn't agree more.
00:52:54And if anyone
00:52:56embodies status
00:52:57and exclusivity,
00:52:58it's us Hawthorns.
00:53:02And as for you,
00:53:03you bastard,
00:53:06I demand
00:53:07an apology.
00:53:11Wait, Daddy.
00:53:12Let's have
00:53:13a little fun first.
00:53:14You really did
00:53:15snatch this off
00:53:16some bum,
00:53:17didn't you?
00:53:18Insult Elvis again
00:53:19and you'll regret it.
00:53:25Shut it.
00:53:26Biggest mistake
00:53:27of my life
00:53:28was having
00:53:28a worthless
00:53:29daughter like you.
00:53:33Now,
00:53:34get out of my sight.
00:53:36Let's just go,
00:53:37Elvis.
00:53:38They don't deserve
00:53:39your gift.
00:53:40Wait a second,
00:53:41sore losers.
00:53:42We had a bet.
00:53:43You're not walking
00:53:44out of here
00:53:45until you lick
00:53:45the wine off my shoes.
00:53:49And while you're at it,
00:53:51why don't you
00:53:51strip that dress down
00:53:53and clean my shoes
00:53:54as well?
00:53:55Fun.
00:53:58Fun.
00:53:59I'll do it,
00:54:00but you have
00:54:00to stop
00:54:01insulting Elvis.
00:54:11Wait, Nora.
00:54:12Nora,
00:54:13we don't even know
00:54:13who the winner is yet.
00:54:16Elvis,
00:54:16you don't have to.
00:54:17It's fine.
00:54:22Price calculator.
00:54:25One million?
00:54:26Price calculator.
00:54:27How is it still going up?
00:54:31Impossible.
00:54:32That's impossible.
00:54:34Impossible.
00:54:51Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event,
00:54:55our super algorithm
00:54:57will match
00:54:58the Hawthorne sisters
00:54:59with their destined soulmates.
00:55:02Boss?
00:55:03Everything's ready to go.
00:55:04Are you sure
00:55:05you want to pose
00:55:06as a janitor
00:55:07at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:55:09It doesn't matter.
00:55:10Even as a janitor,
00:55:11my algorithm
00:55:12will still pick
00:55:12the right person for me.
00:55:14The algorithm's never wrong.
00:55:16Soon,
00:55:16the world will see
00:55:16our daughters match
00:55:17with the elite.
00:55:18It's perfect branding
00:55:19for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:21Excellent.
00:55:22Bianca's match
00:55:23will take us
00:55:23to the top.
00:55:24As for Nora,
00:55:26if her match
00:55:26isn't powerful enough,
00:55:27she's off to that
00:55:28old man's bed
00:55:29the moment
00:55:30this event wraps.
00:55:32If my match today
00:55:33is powerful enough,
00:55:35maybe I can escape
00:55:35the arranged marriage.
00:55:38Welcome.
00:55:39This is my last chance.
00:55:43Could it be me?
00:55:44Man,
00:55:44if I could marry
00:55:45one of them,
00:55:45either one
00:55:46would be worth it.
00:55:50Congratulations,
00:55:51Nora.
00:55:52Invitica AI
00:55:53has matched you
00:55:54with Gavin Winters,
00:55:56Invitica's
00:55:56chief operating officer.
00:55:59Okay,
00:56:00this might work.
00:56:01And Bianca
00:56:02is matched
00:56:02with Elvis Blythe,
00:56:04a janitor.
00:56:05How dare the AI
00:56:06match Nora
00:56:07with a billionaire
00:56:07if I'm stuck
00:56:08with a piss-poor janitor?
00:56:11Hey, babe.
00:56:13Gavin's the name,
00:56:14money's the game.
00:56:16$10 billion a year
00:56:17to be exact.
00:56:18Bet you're glad
00:56:19you landed
00:56:19on a stud like me.
00:56:20Sir,
00:56:21Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:23He could have seen
00:56:23you at last year
00:56:24at Global Exec Summit.
00:56:26Aren't you afraid
00:56:26he'll recognize you?
00:56:27Invitica's just
00:56:28one of many companies
00:56:29I have under
00:56:30Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:31Their COO
00:56:32would never find out
00:56:33who I really am.
00:56:37The algorithm
00:56:37got it all wrong.
00:56:39You deserve
00:56:40to be with someone
00:56:41in your league,
00:56:42not this discount
00:56:43Cinderella.
00:56:44Who doesn't love
00:56:45an upgrade, right?
00:56:54This outcome
00:56:55is unexpected.
00:56:56Interesting.
00:56:58Don't worry,
00:56:58poor little Cinderella.
00:57:00The algorithm
00:57:01can't predict everything.
00:57:03Ready for Dad
00:57:03to marry you off
00:57:04to some old geezer?
00:57:06Is this really the end?
00:57:11That janitor?
00:57:12He is Bianca's match.
00:57:14Fine.
00:57:15I'll take him.
00:57:16My fate is mine
00:57:17to decide.
00:57:18I'm getting married today.
00:57:20What's she gonna do?
00:57:26Just play along?
00:57:29What?
00:57:44What a surprise.
00:57:47Beautiful.
00:57:48And such a fighter.
00:57:49Interesting.
00:57:50Nora!
00:57:51The hell are you doing?
00:57:52Get that trash trucker
00:57:54away from my daughter
00:57:55now!
00:57:55What a joke!
00:57:57The poor janitor
00:57:58actually married
00:57:58into the Hongorn family?
00:58:02Do you think maybe
00:58:05you'd consider marrying me?
00:58:07My AI didn't account for her,
00:58:09which makes her
00:58:10the perfect test subject.
00:58:12Look at me, princess.
00:58:12I'm just a janitor.
00:58:14Your dress costs
00:58:15more than my life savings.
00:58:17Are you sure you want
00:58:18to trade a millionaire
00:58:19for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:22That perfect algorithm
00:58:24is a scam
00:58:25that knows nothing
00:58:26about true love.
00:58:29True love can be modeled.
00:58:31It just requires
00:58:32a more complex
00:58:32set of code.
00:58:34Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:37I'm not some line
00:58:38of code, though.
00:58:39Is she doubting my data?
00:58:41I love turning a doubter
00:58:43into a believer.
00:58:45All right.
00:58:46Let's make a bet.
00:58:48A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:49If I've fallen
00:58:50in love with you,
00:58:51you win.
00:58:52And you'll get half.
00:58:54Everything I own.
00:58:58Of what?
00:59:00A mop and a bucket?
00:59:02Where does a janitor
00:59:03like you get
00:59:04so much confidence from?
00:59:06Tell you what.
00:59:07If I fall for you,
00:59:08you get half of mine.
00:59:10Deal.
00:59:12I like those odds.
00:59:16I'll take this janitor's
00:59:17pride and his bet.
00:59:19Anything's better
00:59:20than my dad's deals.
00:59:29We're getting married.
00:59:32Victor!
00:59:37Let the games begin,
00:59:39Miss Blythe.
00:59:46Boss, that makeup
00:59:47took you five hours.
00:59:49Are you really
00:59:49just gonna
00:59:50wash it off?
00:59:52I need to start
00:59:52looking my best.
00:59:53Once I plant the seed
00:59:54of attraction in her heart,
00:59:55it'll grow into love.
00:59:58I'm winning this bet.
01:00:01Marrying the janitor.
01:00:03You have made us
01:00:04the Laughingstock Valley.
01:00:06Nora,
01:00:07you tell that loser
01:00:08the marriage is off.
01:00:09Looks too bad.
01:00:11We already signed
01:00:12the papers.
01:00:13I guess I'm officially
01:00:14a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:16Fine.
01:00:17But when it all
01:00:18falls apart,
01:00:19don't come crawling
01:00:20back to us
01:00:21begging for forgiveness.
01:00:23You.
01:00:24Throw out our luggage.
01:00:26Please.
01:00:27No, wait.
01:00:43Now that you're a janitor's wife,
01:00:45you should get used to
01:00:46sleeping on the streets.
01:00:47Sure you can handle
01:00:48being homeless, sis?
01:00:49Stay away from her,
01:00:51Bianca.
01:00:51Poverty stinks.
01:00:54And it's contagious.
01:00:57Oh my God.
01:00:58Has anyone seen
01:00:59my sister's broke
01:01:00janitor husband?
01:01:01I know.
01:01:02He's off scrubbing
01:01:03toilets somewhere.
01:01:09Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:11Isn't backing out now,
01:01:12is he?
01:01:13Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:14Watch out.
01:01:38Is this the man
01:01:40I just married?
01:01:42Wait.
01:01:43Those eyes.
01:01:47Those muscles.
01:01:50Is this the man
01:01:51I just married?
01:01:53Whoa, he's,
01:01:54he's handsome.
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:01Are you okay?
01:02:02Why did you jump in the way?
01:02:04I have to protect
01:02:05my new bride, don't I?
01:02:06Is this what it's like
01:02:07to be cared for?
01:02:09No.
01:02:09Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:11He's just your
01:02:11contract husband.
01:02:13Winning this bet
01:02:14is going to be
01:02:15a piece of cake.
01:02:16Fuck.
01:02:17The janitor is way too hot
01:02:19for a homely bitch
01:02:19like Nora.
01:02:24What the fuck?
01:02:25You literally just used
01:02:26me as a human shield.
01:02:27Get real, babe.
01:02:29This brain is worth
01:02:29billions to Invitica.
01:02:31Not some cheap janitor
01:02:33whose life costs
01:02:33five bucks.
01:02:34You're right.
01:02:35Grains beat looks.
01:02:37This shit scrubber
01:02:38might have a nice body,
01:02:40but his bank account
01:02:41is malnourished.
01:02:47Horses?
01:02:48Gavin's money really
01:02:49does grow on trees.
01:02:51My husband
01:02:52is the future
01:02:53of Silicon Valley.
01:02:54He might even surpass
01:02:56Mr. S
01:02:57as the richest man alive.
01:02:58Surpass me?
01:03:00Gavin's lucky
01:03:01he's even breathing
01:03:01the same air as me.
01:03:03Mr. S?
01:03:04That's an ambitious goal.
01:03:05Oh, look.
01:03:06The janitor
01:03:07has opinions now.
01:03:08Either way,
01:03:09you're nothing but
01:03:09a sewer rat
01:03:10next to a guy like me.
01:03:11It's a shame
01:03:12you'll never get
01:03:12behind the wheel
01:03:13of this thing.
01:03:14You'll see how different
01:03:15we really are.
01:03:16A Porsche
01:03:16doesn't make you a man.
01:03:18It just makes you a coward
01:03:19in a faster car.
01:03:20Oh, how poetic.
01:03:22Spoken like a true
01:03:23loser's wife.
01:03:25Still acting tough?
01:03:27Don't tell me.
01:03:28You two are actually
01:03:29planning to walk home.
01:03:33Bring out my car.
01:03:54What the hell
01:03:55is that thing?
01:03:57A garbage truck
01:03:57for a professional
01:03:59garbage sweeper.
01:04:00How perfect.
01:04:03Get out of here.
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:17I'm sorry about this.
01:04:19Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:20This is super cool.
01:04:22I've never been in a car
01:04:22like this before.
01:04:49Lucas, I asked for a small
01:04:51house, not a coffin.
01:04:53It's a nice place
01:04:54for a janitor.
01:04:56Make yourself at home.
01:04:57There's only one bedroom,
01:04:58so you'll sleep there
01:05:00and I'll take the couch.
01:05:02I feel bad
01:05:03making you sleep
01:05:04here every night.
01:05:05I couldn't do that.
01:05:07So you'd rather
01:05:07we share the bed?
01:05:09No, I didn't mean that.
01:05:11It's just, I...
01:05:12Whatever
01:05:14makes you feel good.
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:16I'm just gonna
01:05:17get some clothes out.
01:05:21peach-flavored lube?
01:05:29You sure did come
01:05:30prepare for our first night
01:05:31together, didn't you?
01:05:33Just give it back.
01:05:36No, give it back.
01:05:37Hey, come on!
01:05:39Give it back.
01:05:42Wow, this chest.
01:05:45It feels amazing.
01:05:47You really can't wait,
01:05:48can you?
01:05:49We're married now.
01:05:51We'll use it
01:05:51sooner or later, you know?
01:05:56Sooner or later.
01:06:08I'd say the sooner
01:06:09the better.
01:06:12I need some water.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:18How cute.
01:06:20They still win this round,
01:06:21though.
01:06:22It's only a matter of time
01:06:23before you fall for me.
01:06:31Damn.
01:06:32He goes shirtless
01:06:33just to fix a pipe?
01:06:35Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:38Look at this muscle.
01:06:40He's too fine.
01:06:46Help it!
01:06:47Oh, shit!
01:06:49Oh, shit!
01:06:49Oh, shit!
01:06:49Oh, shit!
01:06:50Oh, shit!
01:06:50Oh, shit!
01:06:50Oh, shit!
01:06:51Oh, shit!
01:06:51Oh, shit!
01:06:54Oh, gosh!
01:06:57No, I'm so sorry.
01:06:59I didn't know you were there.
01:07:00Oh, my God.
01:07:00Oh, my God.
01:07:02She's hot.
01:07:06If you think
01:07:07ogling after me
01:07:07after torpedoing me
01:07:08with water
01:07:09is going to make me
01:07:09fall in love with you,
01:07:10you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:15You like to stop?
01:07:16I'm just kidding.
01:07:19Oh, my.
01:07:19Oh, my.
01:07:21Those arms are wider
01:07:22than my waist.
01:07:24Are janitors
01:07:25supposed to be
01:07:26built like that?
01:07:27stop.
01:07:27Now hold still,
01:07:29and maybe...
01:07:33The pipe.
01:07:34Sorry for getting
01:07:35you hired.
01:07:36I'm usually a lot better
01:07:37at fixing things.
01:07:38No, no, no,
01:07:39never.
01:07:39Fix your laps.
01:07:43perfect the pipe I'm at the pipe it is fixed um I'm just gonna go back to my
01:07:50room it's freezing here and soaking wet so freezing let me warm you up what is
01:08:02he trying to do to me all right if you want to build heat in your core you have
01:08:08to engage it sure yoga can keep me warm can you not stand so close how else am I supposed
01:08:17to
01:08:17correct your form my form what are you a yogi now I thought you were a janitor I guess I'm
01:08:22full
01:08:23surprise it I'm gonna spread your stance a bit ready this is punishment I touched his abs for
01:08:37three seconds and now his hands are grabbing my butt good now uh downward dog deeper
01:08:48hold it don't come up please it hurts damn it Nora don't make that noise wow you're a lot tighter
01:08:57than I thought heart rate 140 respiratory rate 28% skin conductivity 40% now your body feels a whole
01:09:19lot
01:09:19like I'm winning this bet no no it's the workout I'm gonna win the bet just you wait
01:09:29why are your hands shaking you mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum
01:09:35because of me what about your little friend why is your little friend so hard she's a menace I was
01:09:58trying to break her but I'm the one losing control
01:10:05just let him answer that for himself
01:10:09just let him answer that for himself
01:10:11oh
01:10:12oh there buddy
01:10:15who's the one losing control now
01:10:22you want me more than I want you
01:10:24did the perfect algorithm predict that
01:10:26I'm gonna go shower
01:10:30alone
01:10:32no peeking
01:10:36I'm a loser huh
01:10:39we'll see about that
01:10:44hey so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner
01:10:50um
01:10:50you want your husband to attend that's sweet
01:10:53actually it's just
01:10:55it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest and Bianca and the others are gonna target you I just
01:11:01know it
01:11:01they're gonna make fun of your clothes your gifts your everything
01:11:06so I would embarrass you
01:11:08what no no it's just
01:11:12I don't want to make you go through that
01:11:15those people
01:11:17they only see dollar signs
01:11:20she's trying to protect me
01:11:22it's funny I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lions then in our marriage contract
01:11:26why are you being so nice to me? you don't even know me
01:11:30because you're better than all of them
01:11:34you deserve to be treated like a queen
01:11:37no one has ever stood in my corner like this
01:11:40whatever you'd say
01:11:44don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
01:11:48they won't appreciate it anyways
01:11:57prepare the best gift you could find
01:11:58one the Hawthorne family can't refuse
01:12:01and something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on
01:12:04in a million years
01:12:07this was a mistake we shouldn't have come
01:12:09it's okay babe we got dressed
01:12:24you ready?
01:12:28you actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:32I knew you were shameless Nora
01:12:34but god this is a new low for you
01:12:36I'm shameless
01:12:39at least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
01:12:43after just one week of marriage
01:12:45I don't know what you're talking about
01:12:47are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
01:12:52Bianca!
01:12:56surprise
01:12:56hey
01:13:04you brought the janitor?
01:13:06well daddy since he's already here
01:13:08I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing
01:13:12maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it
01:13:15hey
01:13:16knock it off
01:13:20don't listen to them
01:13:24it's okay
01:13:24it's okay
01:13:26Mr. Hawthorne
01:13:27I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
01:13:30so I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you
01:13:34good man
01:13:40excellent
01:13:42Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
01:13:44alright
01:13:46enough standing around
01:13:47let's all go inside
01:13:48come on sweetheart
01:13:52let's just go
01:13:53I am not putting up with this
01:13:55hey come on
01:13:55I didn't bring this gift for nothing
01:13:57let's just see how it goes
01:13:59I don't... Elvis... Elvis
01:14:11are you crazy?
01:14:13pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
01:14:16just for disinfection purposes
01:14:18with all the germs janitors pick up
01:14:20you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
01:14:23open a window would you?
01:14:25just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit
01:14:30Elvis may be a janitor
01:14:32but he's the cleanest one here
01:14:36Gavin's been passed around like a blunt
01:14:37who knows how many STDs he has
01:14:39if anyone needs disinfecting
01:14:41it's him
01:14:43Elvis is my husband
01:14:46and you will respect him
01:14:48you little...
01:14:49mom! do something!
01:14:53how dare you
01:14:53Gavin's the COO of Invitica
01:14:56he keeps that whole company running
01:14:58and makes millions doing it
01:15:00that's the kind of person that deserves respect
01:15:06you are unbelievable Nura
01:15:09it's your father's birthday
01:15:10and you show up here empty handed?
01:15:13with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
01:15:17you should have stayed home
01:15:18yeah!
01:15:19how's your dumpster diver
01:15:21gonna scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:15:23my Gavin?
01:15:25brought bottles of wine
01:15:27worth hundreds of thousands
01:15:28and those are just the cheap ones
01:15:33in 1945 Romani Conti
01:15:36in 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc
01:15:38and in 1990 Henri Jaillet
01:15:42Richebourg Grand Cru
01:15:44impressive
01:15:45these must be your most prized collections
01:15:47well, well, well
01:15:49looks like our resident janitor
01:15:51knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
01:15:53you are right though
01:15:54those are top of the line bottles
01:16:02especially this one
01:16:03Mr. Hawthorne
01:16:05they don't call Henry J
01:16:06or the billionaire's wine for nothing
01:16:09why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:16:12splendid
01:16:19you're what every son-in-law should be
01:16:21Gavin
01:16:23man, you went all out
01:16:25but the bottle I brought
01:16:27puts yours to shame
01:16:31but the bottle I brought
01:16:33puts yours to shame
01:16:35huh
01:16:35you've got a lot of nerve
01:16:37thinking you can outdo Gavin
01:16:40let's see what kind of garbage
01:16:41you pull out of the trash heap
01:16:48what's this?
01:16:50homemade moonshine?
01:16:52there's no label
01:16:53who knows if it's even safe
01:16:55hell it could be full of deadly toxins
01:16:57legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
01:17:00what are you trying to do? poison our dad?
01:17:03no, no please
01:17:04shut up
01:17:05this is the most appalling gift
01:17:07I've ever received in my life
01:17:09now
01:17:10take your
01:17:11street rat boyfriend
01:17:13and leave
01:17:16did it not occur to you
01:17:17that my bottle is unlabeled
01:17:19because it's highly exclusive
01:17:32luckily
01:17:33I have this AI powered scanner
01:17:36it's one of Invitica's newest inventions
01:17:38scan any product and it tells you its exact value
01:17:42doesn't even need a barcode
01:17:44this will prove that this janitor is bluffing
01:17:47Nora, how about this?
01:17:49if your wine's cheaper than ours
01:17:52you and your janitor boy toy
01:17:54have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
01:17:58why are you so obsessed with price?
01:18:01it's the thought that counts
01:18:08seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:11what? afraid you're gonna lose?
01:18:14we'll take your bet
01:18:15but if our wine is the more expensive one
01:18:18what do we get in return?
01:18:21if your bottle is more expensive than mine
01:18:23then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
01:18:28from the bottom of my heart
01:18:31ugh, boring
01:18:32new rules
01:18:33if we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
01:18:37that Nora's trash husband is better than mine
01:18:39and I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him
01:18:42but if you lose
01:18:44but if you lose
01:18:44you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes
01:18:59market price
01:19:00market price, two hundred grand
01:19:15Market price, 500 grand
01:19:18Half a million?
01:19:20Oh my goodness
01:19:21Oh yes
01:19:32Market price, 1 million
01:19:37200,000? 500,000? A million?
01:19:40What are those bottles made of? Gold?
01:19:43Richard, you just don't get it
01:19:45With fine wine, it's the age
01:19:47And the terroir
01:19:48That separate the gems
01:19:51From the phonies
01:19:53Incredible, you could buy a whole house
01:19:55With this kind of money
01:19:56Bianca's new husband is quite impressive
01:19:59Just a token of my appreciation
01:20:02Mr. Hawthorne
01:20:04These bottles are reserved for
01:20:07Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients
01:20:10Splendid
01:20:11They're expensive
01:20:12But what really matters is status
01:20:15And exclusivity
01:20:17Couldn't agree more
01:20:18And if anyone embodies status
01:20:21And exclusivity
01:20:22It's us Hawthorns
01:20:26And as for you, you bastard
01:20:30I demand
01:20:31An apology
01:20:35Wait daddy
01:20:36Let's have a little fun first
01:20:38You really did snatch this off some bum
01:20:41Didn't you?
01:20:42Insult Ellis again
01:20:43And you'll regret it
01:20:49Shut it
01:20:50Biggest mistake of my life
01:20:52Was having a worthless
01:20:53Daughter like you
01:20:57Now
01:20:58Get out of my sight
01:21:00Just go else
01:21:02They don't deserve your gift
01:21:04Wait a second
01:21:05Sore losers
01:21:06We had a bet
01:21:07You're not walking out of here
01:21:09Until you lick the wine off my shoes
01:21:13And while you're at it
01:21:15Why don't you strip that dress down
01:21:17And clean my shoes as well
01:21:22Fine
01:21:23I'll do it
01:21:24But you have to stop insulting Elvis
01:21:35Wait Nora
01:21:36Nora
01:21:37We don't even know who the winner is yet
01:21:40Elvis
01:21:40You don't have to
01:21:41It's fine
01:21:45Price calculating
01:21:47One million
01:21:50Price calculating
01:21:51How is it still going up?
01:21:55Impossible
01:21:56That's impossible
01:22:12Money
01:22:12Monday
01:22:12That's impossible
01:22:12Instead of eating
01:22:12BIN
01:22:12What
01:22:12Are you
01:22:12evoked
01:22:12convive