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🧑Lead Actor: James Pulido
👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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00:00:04Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:09Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:15Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:18Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:22It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:28The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:29Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:00:32It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:34Excellent. Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:38As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:45wraps.
00:00:46If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape their arranged marriage.
00:00:51Welcome.
00:00:52This is my last chance.
00:00:56Could it be me?
00:00:57Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:04Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:06Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:12Okay, this might work.
00:01:14And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, a janitor.
00:01:19How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor.
00:01:24Hey, babe.
00:01:26Gavin's the name.
00:01:28Money's the game.
00:01:29Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:32Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:34Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:36He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:39Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:41Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:45Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:50The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:53You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:01:58Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:07This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:10Interesting.
00:02:11Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:13The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:16Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer.
00:02:20Is this really the end?
00:02:24That janitor?
00:02:26He has Bianca's match.
00:02:28Fine, I'll take him.
00:02:29My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:31I'm getting married today.
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:40Just play along.
00:02:42What?
00:02:58What a surprise.
00:03:00Beautiful.
00:03:01And such a fighter.
00:03:03Interesting.
00:03:04Nora!
00:03:04The hell are you doing?
00:03:06Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:09What a joke!
00:03:10A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:16Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:20My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:25Look at me, princess.
00:03:26I'm just a janitor.
00:03:27Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:31Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:36That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:03:43True love can be modeled.
00:03:44It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:48Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:50I'm not the line of code, though.
00:03:53Is she doubting my data?
00:03:55I'd love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:59Alright.
00:04:00Let's make a bet.
00:04:01A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:03Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
00:04:05You win.
00:04:06And you'll get half.
00:04:08Everything I own.
00:04:12A what?
00:04:13A mop and a bucket?
00:04:16Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:20Tell you what.
00:04:20If I fall for you, you get half the money.
00:04:24Deal.
00:04:26I like those odds.
00:04:30I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:33Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:42We're getting married.
00:04:46Victor!
00:04:50Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:04:59Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:03You really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:05I need to start looking my best.
00:05:07Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow in the love.
00:05:11I'm winning this bet.
00:05:15Marrying the janitor.
00:05:16You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:05:20Nora, you jump with that loser.
00:05:22The marriage is off.
00:05:23Looks too bad.
00:05:24We already signed the papers.
00:05:27I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:30Fine.
00:05:31But when it all falls apart,
00:05:33don't come crawling back to us,
00:05:35begging for forgiveness.
00:05:36You.
00:05:37Throw out our luggage.
00:05:40Please.
00:05:41No, wait.
00:05:41Stop.
00:05:45Stop.
00:05:48Stop.
00:05:56Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:05:58you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:06:01Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:03Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:05Poverty stinks.
00:06:08And it's contagious.
00:06:10Oh, my God.
00:06:12Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:23Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:24Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:27Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:28Watch out.
00:06:52Is this the man I just married?
00:06:55Wait.
00:06:57Those eyes.
00:07:00Those muscles.
00:07:03Is this the man I just married?
00:07:07Whoa, he's handsome.
00:07:12Hey.
00:07:15Are you okay?
00:07:16Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:17I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:19Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:22No.
00:07:23Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:24He's just your contract husband.
00:07:27Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:30Fuck.
00:07:31The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:37What the fuck?
00:07:38You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:41Get real, babe.
00:07:42This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:45Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:48You're right.
00:07:49Grains beat looks.
00:07:51This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:53but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:01Horses?
00:08:02Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:05My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:08He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:12Surpass me?
00:08:13Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:16Mr. S, that's an ambitious goal.
00:08:19Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:22Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:25It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:27You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:30A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:31It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:34Oh, how poetic.
00:08:36Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:39Still acting tough?
00:08:41Don't tell me.
00:08:42You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:47Bring out my car.
00:09:08What the hell is that thing?
00:09:10A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:14How perfect.
00:09:17Get out of here.
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:30I'm sorry about this.
00:09:32Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:34This is super cool.
00:09:35I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:03Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:06It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:09Make yourself at home.
00:10:11There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:15I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:19I couldn't do that.
00:10:20So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:23No, I didn't mean that.
00:10:24It's just, I...
00:10:26Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:28I don't know.
00:10:30I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:10:34Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:43You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:47Just give it back.
00:10:49No, give it back.
00:10:51Hey, come on.
00:10:52Give me.
00:10:55Wow.
00:10:57It was chess.
00:10:58It was amazing.
00:11:00You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:03We're married now.
00:11:04We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:10Sooner or later.
00:11:22I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:26I need some water.
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:32How cute.
00:11:33I still win this round, though.
00:11:35It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:45Damn it.
00:11:46He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:49Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:52Look at this muscle.
00:11:54He's too fine.
00:11:59Oh, Elvis!
00:12:01Oh, shit!
00:12:02Oh, shit!
00:12:04Oh, shit!
00:12:08Oh, my gosh.
00:12:10Nora, I'm so sorry.
00:12:12I didn't know you were there.
00:12:13Oh, my gosh.
00:12:16She's hot.
00:12:20If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love
00:12:23with you, you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:28Looked us up.
00:12:29I'm just kidding.
00:12:33Oh, my.
00:12:35Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:38Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:41Now hold still.
00:12:44And maybe...
00:12:45Oh, you let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:47Sorry for getting you high.
00:12:49I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:52No, no, no, never.
00:12:53Fix your apps.
00:12:54They're perfect.
00:12:56The pipe.
00:12:58I-I-I-I meant the pipe.
00:13:00Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:02Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:13:04It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:13:08Freezing?
00:13:10Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:15What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:20All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:13:23Sure.
00:13:24Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:26Can you...
00:13:27Can you not stand so close?
00:13:29How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:31My form?
00:13:32What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:34I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:35I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:13:38I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:13:42Ready?
00:13:43Mm.
00:13:47Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:49I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:13:51And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:54Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:56Oh!
00:13:57Deeper.
00:13:59I can't.
00:14:01Hold it.
00:14:02Don't come up.
00:14:04Please.
00:14:05It hurts.
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:07Dammit, Nora.
00:14:08Don't make that noise.
00:14:09Please.
00:14:10Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:12What?
00:14:20Heart rate, 140.
00:14:23Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:14:27Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:14:31All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:34No.
00:14:35No, it's the workout.
00:14:37I'm gonna win the bet.
00:14:39Just you.
00:14:40Wait.
00:14:43Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:45You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:50Fine.
00:14:51It is because of you.
00:15:01What about your little friend?
00:15:04Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:09She's a menace.
00:15:11I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:18Let's let him answer that for himself.
00:15:23Let's let him answer that for himself.
00:15:25Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:28Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:36You want me more than I want you.
00:15:38Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:40I'm gonna go shower.
00:15:44Alone.
00:15:45No peekings.
00:15:50I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:52We'll see about that.
00:15:57Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:04You want your husband to attend?
00:16:06That's sweet.
00:16:07Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:16:12And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:16:14I just know it.
00:16:15They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:20So I would embarrass you.
00:16:22No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:29Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:33She's trying to protect me.
00:16:35It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:40Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:42You don't even know me.
00:16:44Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:47You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:50No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:54What have you been saying?
00:16:58Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:17:01They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:10Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:12One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:17:15And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:17:21This was a mistake we shouldn't have come.
00:17:23It's okay, babe.
00:17:24We got this.
00:17:33We got this.
00:17:38You ready?
00:17:42You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:46I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:17:48But God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:50I'm shameless.
00:17:52At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:17:57After just one week of marriage.
00:17:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:01Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:02On screen?
00:18:18You brought the janitor?
00:18:20Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:26Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:29Hey, lock it off.
00:18:34Don't listen to them.
00:18:37It's okay.
00:18:40Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:18:44So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:18:53Good man.
00:18:54Excellent.
00:18:55Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:58All right.
00:19:00Enough standing around.
00:19:01Let's all go inside.
00:19:02Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:05Let's just go.
00:19:07I am not putting up with this.
00:19:09Hey, come on.
00:19:09I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:11Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:13I don't know this.
00:19:14Elvis.
00:19:25Are you crazy?
00:19:27Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:29Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:37Open a window, would you?
00:19:38Just gave this guy a bath, and he still smells like shit.
00:19:44Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:49Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:52Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:54If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:19:57Elvis is my husband.
00:19:59And you will respect him.
00:20:01You little...
00:20:03Mom!
00:20:04Do something!
00:20:06How dare you?
00:20:08Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:10He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:20:13That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:20You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:23It's your father's birthday, and you show up here empty-handed?
00:20:26With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:20:30You should have stayed home.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:20:37My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:42And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:47A 1945 Romani-Kanti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin-Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jayer, Richebourg-Grand Cru.
00:20:58Impressive.
00:20:59These must be your most prized collections.
00:21:01Well, well, well.
00:21:02Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:07You're right, though.
00:21:08Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:15Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:18They don't call Henry Jayer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:23Why don't we go and open this bad boy house show?
00:21:26Splendid.
00:21:32You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:21:37Man, you went all out.
00:21:39But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:21:45But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:21:48Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:21:51Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:21:53Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:22:02What's this?
00:22:04Homemade moonshine?
00:22:06There's no label.
00:22:07Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:09Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:11Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:14What are you trying to do?
00:22:15Poison our dad?
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No, please.
00:22:18Shut up!
00:22:19This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:22:23Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:22:30Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:22:33Because it's highly exclusive.
00:22:46Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:22:50It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:22:52Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:22:56Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:57This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:23:01Nora, how about this?
00:23:03If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:23:06you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:12Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:15It's the thought that counts.
00:23:21Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:24What?
00:23:25Afraid you're going to lose?
00:23:28We'll take your bet.
00:23:29But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:23:32what do we get in return?
00:23:34If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:23:37then I, Gavin Winters,
00:23:40will apologize to you
00:23:42from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:45Ugh, boring.
00:23:46New rules.
00:23:47If we lose,
00:23:48I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:50that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:23:53And I'll show him the utmost respect
00:23:55every time I see him.
00:23:56But if you lose,
00:23:58you have to get down
00:24:00and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:24:13Market price,
00:24:14$200,000.
00:24:20Mm-hmm.
00:24:22Mm-hmm.
00:24:29Market price,
00:24:30$500,000.
00:24:31Mm-hmm.
00:24:33Half a million?
00:24:34Oh my goodness.
00:24:36Oh yes.
00:24:45Market price,
00:24:46$1 million.
00:24:51$200,000?
00:24:52$500,000?
00:24:53A million?
00:24:54What are those bottles made of?
00:24:55Gold?
00:24:56Richard,
00:24:57you just don't get it.
00:24:59With fine wine,
00:25:00it's the age
00:25:00and the terroir
00:25:02that separate the gems
00:25:04from the phonies.
00:25:07Incredible.
00:25:08You could buy a whole house
00:25:09with this kind of money.
00:25:10Bianca's new husband
00:25:11is quite impressive.
00:25:14Just a token of my appreciation,
00:25:17Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:18These bottles
00:25:20are reserved for
00:25:21Nvitica's most distinguished
00:25:22VIP clients.
00:25:24Splendid.
00:25:25They're expensive.
00:25:26But what really matters
00:25:28is status
00:25:28and exclusivity.
00:25:30Couldn't agree more.
00:25:32And if anyone
00:25:33embodies status
00:25:34and exclusivity,
00:25:36it's us Hawthorns.
00:25:39And as for you,
00:25:41you bastard,
00:25:43I demand
00:25:45an apology.
00:25:48Wait, Daddy.
00:25:50Let's have a little fun first.
00:25:52You really did
00:25:53snatch this off
00:25:54some bum,
00:25:55didn't you?
00:25:56Insult Elvis again
00:25:57and you'll regret it.
00:26:03Shut it.
00:26:04Biggest mistake of my life
00:26:05was having a worthless
00:26:07daughter like you.
00:26:11Now,
00:26:12get out of my sight.
00:26:14Let's just go else.
00:26:16They don't deserve
00:26:17your gift.
00:26:17Wait a second,
00:26:19sore losers.
00:26:20We had a bet.
00:26:21You're not walking out of here
00:26:23until you lick the wine
00:26:24off my shoes.
00:26:27And while you're at it,
00:26:29why don't you strip
00:26:30that dress down
00:26:31and clean my shoes
00:26:32as well?
00:26:36Fun.
00:26:37I'll do it,
00:26:38but you have to stop
00:26:39insulting Elvis.
00:26:49Wait, Nora.
00:26:50Nora,
00:26:50we don't even know
00:26:51who the winner is yet.
00:26:53Elvis,
00:26:54you don't have to.
00:26:55It's fine.
00:26:59Price calculating.
00:27:02One million?
00:27:04Price calculating.
00:27:05How is it still going up?
00:27:09Impossible.
00:27:10That's impossible.
00:27:33Welcome to the
00:27:34Find Your Fiancé
00:27:35AI matchmaking event.
00:27:37Our super algorithm
00:27:39will match
00:27:40the Hawthorne sisters
00:27:41with their destined soulmates.
00:27:44Boss,
00:27:45everything's ready to go.
00:27:46Are you sure
00:27:47you want to pose
00:27:48as a janitor
00:27:49at your own
00:27:49AI matchmaking event?
00:27:51It doesn't matter.
00:27:52Even as a janitor,
00:27:53my algorithm
00:27:54will still pick
00:27:54the right person for you.
00:27:55me.
00:27:56The algorithm's
00:27:56never wrong.
00:27:57Soon,
00:27:58the world will see
00:27:58our daughters
00:27:59match with the Elite.
00:28:00It's perfect branding
00:28:01for the Hawthorne family.
00:28:03Excellent.
00:28:04Bianca's match
00:28:05will take us to the top.
00:28:06As for Nora,
00:28:07if her match
00:28:08isn't powerful enough,
00:28:09she's off to that
00:28:10old man's bed
00:28:11the moment
00:28:12this event wraps.
00:28:14If my match today
00:28:15is powerful enough,
00:28:16maybe I can escape
00:28:17the arranged marriage.
00:28:19Welcome.
00:28:21This is my last chance.
00:28:24Could it be me?
00:28:25Man,
00:28:26if I could marry
00:28:26one of them,
00:28:27either one
00:28:28would be worth it.
00:28:32Congratulations, Nora.
00:28:34Invitica AI
00:28:35has matched you
00:28:35with Gavin Winters,
00:28:38Invitica's
00:28:38chief operating officer.
00:28:41Okay,
00:28:41this might work.
00:28:43And Bianca
00:28:44is matched
00:28:44with Elvis Blythe,
00:28:46a janitor.
00:28:47How dare the AI
00:28:48match Nora
00:28:49with a billionaire
00:28:49and I'm stuck
00:28:50with a piss-poor janitor.
00:28:53Hey, babe.
00:28:55Gavin's the name.
00:28:56Money's the game.
00:28:58Ten billion a year
00:28:59to be exact.
00:29:00Bet you're glad
00:29:00you landed on a stud like me.
00:29:02Sir,
00:29:03Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:29:04He could have seen you
00:29:05at last year
00:29:06at Cobo Exec's Summit.
00:29:07Aren't you afraid
00:29:08he'll recognize you?
00:29:09Invitica's just one
00:29:10of many companies
00:29:11I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:13Their COO would never
00:29:14find out who I really am.
00:29:18The algorithm
00:29:19got it all wrong.
00:29:21You deserve to be
00:29:22with someone in your league,
00:29:24not this discount Cinderella.
00:29:26Who doesn't love
00:29:27an upgrade, right?
00:29:35This outcome
00:29:36is unexpected.
00:29:38Interesting.
00:29:39Don't worry,
00:29:40poor little Cinderella.
00:29:42The algorithm
00:29:42can't predict everything.
00:29:44Ready for Dad
00:29:45to marry you off
00:29:46to some old geezer?
00:29:48Is this really the end?
00:29:53That janitor?
00:29:54He has Bianca's match.
00:29:56Fine.
00:29:57I'll take him.
00:29:58My fate is mine to decide.
00:29:59I'm getting married today.
00:30:02What's she gonna do?
00:30:08Just play along?
00:30:11What?
00:30:26What a surprise.
00:30:28Beautiful.
00:30:29And such a fighter.
00:30:31Interesting.
00:30:32Nora!
00:30:32The hell are you doing?
00:30:34Get that trash trucker
00:30:36away from my daughter
00:30:37now!
00:30:37What a joke!
00:30:39The poor janitor
00:30:39actually married
00:30:40into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:44Do you think maybe
00:30:46you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:48My AI didn't account for her,
00:30:51which makes her
00:30:52the perfect test subject.
00:30:53Look at me, princess.
00:30:54I'm just a janitor.
00:30:56Your dress
00:30:57costs more than my life savings.
00:30:59Are you sure
00:30:59you want to trade a millionaire
00:31:00for a shoebox apartment?
00:31:04That perfect algorithm
00:31:05is a scam.
00:31:07It knows nothing
00:31:08about true love.
00:31:11True love can be modeled.
00:31:12It just requires
00:31:13a more complex set of code.
00:31:16Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:19I'm not the line of code, though.
00:31:21Is she doubting my data?
00:31:23I'd love turning a doubter
00:31:24into a believer.
00:31:27All right.
00:31:28Let's make a bet.
00:31:29A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:31If I fall in love with you,
00:31:33you win.
00:31:34And you'll get half.
00:31:36Everything I own.
00:31:40Of what?
00:31:41A mop and a bucket?
00:31:44Where does a janitor like you
00:31:45get so much confidence from?
00:31:48Tell you what.
00:31:49If I fall for you,
00:31:50you get half a lot.
00:31:52Deal.
00:31:54I like those odds.
00:31:58I'll take this janitor's pride
00:31:59and his bet.
00:32:01Anything's better
00:32:02than my dad's deals.
00:32:10We're getting married.
00:32:12Nora!
00:32:14Victor!
00:32:18Let the games begin,
00:32:21Miss Blythe.
00:32:27Boss, that makeup
00:32:29took you five hours.
00:32:30Are you really just gonna
00:32:32wash it off?
00:32:33I need to start looking my best.
00:32:35Once I plant the seed
00:32:36of attraction in her heart,
00:32:37it'll grow into love.
00:32:39I'm winning this bet.
00:32:43Marrying the janitor.
00:32:44You have made us
00:32:46the Laughingstock Valley.
00:32:48Nora,
00:32:49you jump with that loser.
00:32:50The marriage is off.
00:32:51Looks too bad.
00:32:53We already signed the papers.
00:32:55I guess I'm officially
00:32:56a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:58Fine.
00:32:58But when it all falls apart,
00:33:01don't come crawling back to us
00:33:03begging for forgiveness.
00:33:04You.
00:33:06Throw out our luggage.
00:33:08Please.
00:33:09No, wait.
00:33:09Stop.
00:33:13Stop.
00:33:25Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:33:27you should get used
00:33:27to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:29Sure you can handle
00:33:30being homeless, sis?
00:33:31Stay away from her,
00:33:32Bianca.
00:33:34Poverty stinks.
00:33:36And it's contagious.
00:33:39Oh, my God.
00:33:40Has anyone seen
00:33:41my sister's broke
00:33:42janitor husband?
00:33:43I know.
00:33:44He's off scrubbing
00:33:45toilets somewhere.
00:33:51Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:53Isn't backing out now,
00:33:54is he?
00:33:55Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:57Watch out.
00:34:20Is this the man I just married?
00:34:24Wait.
00:34:25Those eyes.
00:34:28Those muscles.
00:34:31Is this the man I just married?
00:34:35Whoa, he's handsome.
00:34:41Hey.
00:34:42Are you okay?
00:34:44Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:45I have to protect my new bride,
00:34:47don't I?
00:34:48Is this what it's like
00:34:49to be cared for?
00:34:50No.
00:34:51Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:52He's just your contract husband.
00:34:55Winning this bet
00:34:56is going to be a piece of cake.
00:34:58Fuck.
00:34:59The janitor is way too hot
00:35:00for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:35:05What the fuck?
00:35:07You literally just used me
00:35:08as a human shield.
00:35:09Get real, babe.
00:35:10This brain is worth billions
00:35:12to Invitica.
00:35:13Not some cheap janitor
00:35:14whose life costs five bucks.
00:35:16You're right.
00:35:17Brains beat looks.
00:35:19This shit scrubber
00:35:20might have a nice body,
00:35:21but his bank account
00:35:23is malnourished.
00:35:29Horses?
00:35:30Gavin's money
00:35:31really does grow on trees.
00:35:33My husband
00:35:34is the future
00:35:35of Silicon Valley.
00:35:36He might even surpass
00:35:38Mr. S
00:35:38as the richest man alive.
00:35:40Surpass me?
00:35:42Gavin's lucky
00:35:42he's even breathing
00:35:43the same air as me.
00:35:45Mr. S?
00:35:46That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:47Oh, look.
00:35:48The janitor
00:35:48has opinions now.
00:35:50Either way,
00:35:50you're nothing but a sewer rat
00:35:52next to a guy like me.
00:35:53It's a shame
00:35:54you'll never get behind
00:35:54the wheel of this thing.
00:35:56You'll see how different
00:35:57we really are.
00:35:58A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:36:00It just makes you a coward
00:36:01in a faster car.
00:36:02Oh, how poetic.
00:36:04Spoken like a true
00:36:05loser's wife.
00:36:07Still acting tough?
00:36:09Don't tell me.
00:36:10You two are actually
00:36:11planning to walk home.
00:36:15Bring out my car.
00:36:19This is
00:36:21where we go.
00:36:36What the hell
00:36:37is that thing?
00:36:38A garbage truck
00:36:39for a professional
00:36:40garbage sweeper.
00:36:42How perfect.
00:36:44Get out of here.
00:36:50Come on.
00:36:59I'm sorry about this.
00:37:00Hey, don't apologize.
00:37:02This is super cool.
00:37:03I've never been in a car
00:37:04like this before.
00:37:31Lucas, I asked for a small house,
00:37:33not a coffin.
00:37:34It's a nice place
00:37:36for a janitor.
00:37:37Make yourself at home.
00:37:39There's only one bedroom,
00:37:40so you'll sleep there
00:37:42and I'll take the couch.
00:37:44I feel bad
00:37:45making you sleep here
00:37:46every night.
00:37:47I couldn't do that.
00:37:49So you'd rather
00:37:49we share the bed?
00:37:51No, I didn't mean that.
00:37:53It's just, I...
00:37:55Whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:56I don't know.
00:37:58I'm just gonna
00:37:59get some clothes out.
00:38:02Peach-flavored lube?
00:38:11You sure did come
00:38:12prepare for our first night
00:38:13together, didn't you?
00:38:15Just give it back.
00:38:17No, give it back.
00:38:19Hey, come on.
00:38:21Give it back.
00:38:23Wow, it's chess.
00:38:26It feels amazing.
00:38:28You really can't wait,
00:38:29can you?
00:38:31We're married now.
00:38:32We'll use it
00:38:33sooner or later,
00:38:34you know?
00:38:38Sooner or later.
00:38:50I'd say the sooner
00:38:51the better.
00:38:54I need some water.
00:38:55Yeah.
00:39:00How cute.
00:39:01I still win this round,
00:39:03though.
00:39:04It's only a matter of time
00:39:05before you fall for me.
00:39:13Damn.
00:39:14He goes shirtless
00:39:15just to fix a pipe?
00:39:17Well, I'm not complaining.
00:39:20Look at this muscle.
00:39:22He's too fine.
00:39:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:40I didn't know you were there.
00:39:41Oh, my God.
00:39:42Oh, my God.
00:39:44She's hot.
00:39:46She's hot.
00:39:48If you think ogling after me
00:39:49after torpedoing me with water
00:39:51is going to make me
00:39:51fall in love with you,
00:39:52you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:55Yeah.
00:39:57You like to stop?
00:39:58I'm just gonna...
00:40:00Oh, my.
00:40:03Those arms are wider
00:40:04than my waist.
00:40:06Are janitors
00:40:07supposed to be built like that?
00:40:09Now, hold still.
00:40:12And maybe...
00:40:13Mmm, let me enjoy my purse.
00:40:16Sorry for getting you high.
00:40:17I'm usually a lot better
00:40:19at fixing things.
00:40:20No, no, no, never.
00:40:21Fix your apps.
00:40:22They're perfect.
00:40:25The pipe.
00:40:26I-I-I-I meant the pipe.
00:40:28Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:30Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:40:32It's freezing here
00:40:33and soaking wet, so...
00:40:36It's freezing.
00:40:38Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:43What is he trying to do to me?
00:40:48Alright, if you want to build heat
00:40:49in your core,
00:40:50you have to engage it.
00:40:51Sure.
00:40:52Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:54Can...
00:40:55Can you not stand so close?
00:40:58How else am I supposed
00:40:58to correct your form?
00:41:00My form?
00:41:01What, are you a yogi now?
00:41:02I thought you were a janitor.
00:41:04I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:41:06I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:41:10Ready?
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:15This is punishment.
00:41:17I touched his apps
00:41:18for three seconds.
00:41:20And now his hands
00:41:21are grabbing my butt.
00:41:22Good, now, uh,
00:41:23downward dog.
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:25Deeper.
00:41:27I can't.
00:41:29Hold it.
00:41:31Don't come up.
00:41:32Please.
00:41:33It hurts.
00:41:35Dammit, Nora.
00:41:36Don't make that noise.
00:41:38Wow, you're a lot tighter
00:41:39than I thought.
00:41:40Oh!
00:41:49Heart rate, 140.
00:41:51Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:41:55Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:41:59All right, your body
00:42:00feels a whole lot
00:42:01like I'm winning this bet.
00:42:02No.
00:42:03No, it's the workout.
00:42:05I'm gonna win the bet.
00:42:07Just you.
00:42:08Wait.
00:42:11Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:13You mean to tell me
00:42:14that your heart
00:42:15isn't beating like a snare drum
00:42:16because of me?
00:42:18Fine, but...
00:42:19It is because of you.
00:42:24But...
00:42:29What about your little friend?
00:42:32Why is your little friend so...
00:42:35hard?
00:42:37She's a menace.
00:42:39I was trying to break her,
00:42:41but...
00:42:41I'm the one
00:42:42losing control.
00:42:46Let him answer that
00:42:48for himself.
00:42:51Let him answer that
00:42:52for himself.
00:42:53Oh, ho-ho-ho.
00:42:54Hello there, buddy.
00:42:57Who's the one
00:42:57losing control now?
00:43:04You want me more
00:43:05than I want you.
00:43:06Did the perfect algorithm
00:43:07predict that?
00:43:08I'm gonna go shower.
00:43:12Alone.
00:43:14No peekings.
00:43:18I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:20We'll see about that.
00:43:27Hey, so...
00:43:28My dad's birthday party
00:43:29is next week
00:43:30and they're
00:43:31hosting a dinner.
00:43:32Um...
00:43:33You want
00:43:33your husband to attend?
00:43:34That's sweet.
00:43:35Actually,
00:43:36it's just...
00:43:37It's gonna be this
00:43:38whole gross wealth
00:43:39measuring contest
00:43:40and Bianca and the others
00:43:41are gonna target you.
00:43:42I just know it.
00:43:43They're gonna make fun
00:43:43of your clothes,
00:43:45your gifts,
00:43:46your...
00:43:46everything.
00:43:48So I would embarrass you.
00:43:50But no,
00:43:51no, it's just...
00:43:52I...
00:43:54I don't wanna make you
00:43:55go through that.
00:43:57Those people,
00:43:58they only see dollar signs.
00:44:01She's trying to protect me.
00:44:03It's funny,
00:44:04I don't remember seeing
00:44:05send Nora into the lion's den
00:44:06in our marriage contract.
00:44:08Why are you being
00:44:09so nice to me?
00:44:10You don't even know me.
00:44:12Because you're better
00:44:13than all of them.
00:44:16You deserve to be
00:44:16treated like a queen.
00:44:19No one has ever
00:44:20stood in my corner
00:44:21like this.
00:44:22What have you been saying?
00:44:26Don't waste
00:44:27whatever little money
00:44:27you have
00:44:28on expensive gifts.
00:44:30They won't appreciate it
00:44:31anyways.
00:44:38Prepare the best gift
00:44:39you could find.
00:44:40One the Hawthorne family
00:44:42can't refuse
00:44:42and something
00:44:43Gavin Winters
00:44:44couldn't get his hands on
00:44:45in a million years.
00:44:49This was a mistake.
00:44:50We shouldn't have come.
00:44:51It's okay, babe.
00:44:52We got this.
00:45:06You ready?
00:45:10You actually brought
00:45:11your janitor husband
00:45:12to dad's birthday party?
00:45:14I knew you were
00:45:15shameless, Nora,
00:45:16but God,
00:45:16this is a new low for you.
00:45:18I'm shameless.
00:45:20At least my husband's face
00:45:22wasn't plastered
00:45:23across the stadium screen
00:45:24for the whole world to see
00:45:25after just one week
00:45:26of marriage.
00:45:27I don't know
00:45:27what you're talking about.
00:45:29Are you fucking
00:45:30hitting on me
00:45:30on screen?
00:45:34Bianca!
00:45:38Surprise.
00:45:38Hey.
00:45:46You brought
00:45:47the janitor?
00:45:48Well, Daddy,
00:45:49since he's already here,
00:45:50I thought he could
00:45:51make himself useful
00:45:52and give the toilets
00:45:52a good scrubbing.
00:45:54Maybe shine
00:45:55Gavin's shoes
00:45:56while he's at it?
00:45:57Hey,
00:45:58lock it off.
00:46:02Don't listen to them.
00:46:05It's okay.
00:46:08Mr. Hawthorne,
00:46:09I heard how much
00:46:10of a wine connoisseur
00:46:11you are,
00:46:12so I decided
00:46:13to bring a few pieces
00:46:14from my wine collection
00:46:15just for you.
00:46:21good man.
00:46:22Excellent.
00:46:24Bianca sure did pick
00:46:25the right man
00:46:25to marry.
00:46:27All right.
00:46:28Enough standing around.
00:46:29Let's all go inside.
00:46:30Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:34Let's just go.
00:46:35I am not putting up
00:46:36with this.
00:46:37Hey, come on.
00:46:37I didn't bring this gift
00:46:38for nothing.
00:46:39Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:41I don't...
00:46:42Elvis...
00:46:42Elvis!
00:46:43Elvis!
00:46:53Are you crazy?
00:46:55Pouring cold water
00:46:56on someone
00:46:56in the dead of winter!
00:46:57Just for disinfection purposes,
00:47:00with all the germs
00:47:01janitors pick up,
00:47:02you have no idea
00:47:03how many diseases
00:47:03he's carrying.
00:47:05Open a window,
00:47:06would you?
00:47:07Just gave this guy
00:47:07a bath,
00:47:08and he still smells
00:47:09like shit.
00:47:12Elvis may be a janitor,
00:47:14but he's the cleanest
00:47:15one here.
00:47:18Gavin's been passed
00:47:19around like a blunt.
00:47:20Who knows how many
00:47:20STDs he has?
00:47:22If anyone needs
00:47:23disinfecting,
00:47:23it's him.
00:47:25Elvis is my husband,
00:47:28and you will
00:47:28respect him.
00:47:30You little...
00:47:31Mom!
00:47:32Do something!
00:47:34How dare you?
00:47:36Gavin's the COO
00:47:37of Invitica.
00:47:38He keeps that
00:47:39whole company running
00:47:40and makes millions
00:47:41doing it.
00:47:42That's the kind
00:47:43of person
00:47:43that deserves respect.
00:47:48You are unbelievable,
00:47:50Nora.
00:47:51It's your father's birthday,
00:47:52and you show up here
00:47:53empty-handed
00:47:54with some guy
00:47:56that looks like
00:47:56he just crawled
00:47:57out of a dumpster.
00:47:58You should have
00:47:59stayed home.
00:48:00Yep.
00:48:01How's your dumpster
00:48:02diver going to
00:48:03scrounge up the cash
00:48:04for a gift for dad?
00:48:06My Gavin
00:48:06brought bottles
00:48:08of wine
00:48:08worth hundreds
00:48:09of thousands,
00:48:10and those are
00:48:11just the cheap ones.
00:48:15In 1945,
00:48:17Romani Conti,
00:48:18a 1961 Chateau
00:48:19Chauvin Blanc,
00:48:20and in 1990,
00:48:22Henri Jayer,
00:48:24Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:48:26Impressive.
00:48:27These must be
00:48:28your most prized
00:48:29collections.
00:48:29Well, well, well.
00:48:31Looks like our
00:48:31resident janitor
00:48:33knows about more
00:48:34than just scrubbing
00:48:34toilets.
00:48:35You're right, though.
00:48:36Those are
00:48:37top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:43Especially this one,
00:48:45Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:46They don't call
00:48:47Henri Jayer
00:48:48the billionaire's
00:48:49wine for nothing.
00:48:51Why don't we go
00:48:52and open this
00:48:53bad boy up,
00:48:53shall we?
00:48:55Splendid.
00:49:00You're what
00:49:01every son-in-law
00:49:02should be,
00:49:03Gavin.
00:49:05Man, you went
00:49:05all out.
00:49:07What the bottle
00:49:08I brought
00:49:09puts yours to shame.
00:49:13What the bottle
00:49:14I brought
00:49:15puts yours to shame.
00:49:17You've got a lot
00:49:18of nerve
00:49:19thinking you can
00:49:20outdo Gavin.
00:49:21Let's see what kind
00:49:22garbage you pulled
00:49:23out of the trash
00:49:24heap.
00:49:30What's this?
00:49:32Homemade moonshine?
00:49:34There's no label.
00:49:36Who knows if it's
00:49:36even safe?
00:49:37Hell, it could be
00:49:38full of deadly toxins.
00:49:40Legit looks like you
00:49:41snatched it off some
00:49:42hobo.
00:49:42What are you trying to
00:49:43do?
00:49:43Poison our dad?
00:49:44No.
00:49:45No, please.
00:49:46Shut up!
00:49:47This is the most
00:49:48appalling gift
00:49:49I've ever received
00:49:50in my life.
00:49:51Now,
00:49:52take your
00:49:53street rat
00:49:54boyfriend
00:49:55and leave!
00:49:58Did it not occur
00:49:59to you
00:49:59that my bottle
00:50:00is unlabeled
00:50:01because it's
00:50:02highly exclusive?
00:50:14Luckily,
00:50:15I have this
00:50:16AI-powered
00:50:17scanner.
00:50:18It's one of
00:50:19NVIDICA's newest
00:50:19inventions.
00:50:20Scan any
00:50:21product and it
00:50:22tells you its
00:50:23exact value.
00:50:24Doesn't even need
00:50:25a barcode.
00:50:26This will prove
00:50:27that this janitor
00:50:28is bluffing.
00:50:29Nora,
00:50:30how about this?
00:50:31If your wine's
00:50:32cheaper than
00:50:33ours,
00:50:34you and your
00:50:34janitor boy toy
00:50:36have to scrub
00:50:37all six bathrooms
00:50:37in the house.
00:50:40Why are you
00:50:41so obsessed
00:50:42with price?
00:50:43It's the thought
00:50:44that counts.
00:50:50Seriously,
00:50:50who gives a fuck
00:50:51about thought?
00:50:53What?
00:50:53Afraid you're
00:50:54going to lose?
00:50:56We'll take your
00:50:57bet.
00:50:57But if our wine
00:50:59is the more
00:50:59expensive one,
00:51:00what do we get
00:51:00in return?
00:51:02If your bottle
00:51:04is more expensive
00:51:05than mine,
00:51:06then I,
00:51:07Gavin Winters,
00:51:08will apologize
00:51:09to you
00:51:10from the bottom
00:51:11of my heart.
00:51:12Ugh,
00:51:13boring.
00:51:14New rules.
00:51:15If we lose,
00:51:17I'll admit to
00:51:17everyone in the room
00:51:18that Nora's trash
00:51:19husband is better
00:51:20than mine,
00:51:21and I'll show him
00:51:22the utmost respect
00:51:23every time I see him.
00:51:24But if you lose,
00:51:26you have to get down
00:51:28and lick the wine
00:51:29off my shoes.
00:51:41market price,
00:51:42$200,000.
00:51:57market price,
00:51:58$500,000.
00:52:00Half a million?
00:52:02Oh my goodness.
00:52:04Oh yes.
00:52:13market price,
00:52:14$1 million.
00:52:19$200,000?
00:52:20$500,000?
00:52:21A million?
00:52:22What are those
00:52:23bottles made of?
00:52:24Gold?
00:52:25Richard,
00:52:25you just don't get it.
00:52:27With fine wine,
00:52:28it's the age
00:52:29and the terroir
00:52:30that separate the gems
00:52:32from the phonies.
00:52:35Incredible.
00:52:36You could buy
00:52:36a whole house
00:52:37with this kind of money.
00:52:38Bianca's new husband
00:52:39is quite impressive.
00:52:42Just a token
00:52:43of my appreciation,
00:52:45Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:47These bottles
00:52:48are reserved for
00:52:49Nvitica's most
00:52:50distinguished VIP clients.
00:52:52Splendid.
00:52:53They're expensive.
00:52:55But what really matters
00:52:56is status
00:52:57and exclusivity.
00:52:59Couldn't agree more.
00:53:00And if anyone
00:53:01embodies status
00:53:03and exclusivity,
00:53:04it's us Hawthorne's.
00:53:08And as for you,
00:53:09you bastard,
00:53:12I demand
00:53:13an apology.
00:53:17Wait, Daddy.
00:53:18Let's have
00:53:19a little fun first.
00:53:20You really did
00:53:21snatch this off
00:53:22some bum,
00:53:23didn't you?
00:53:24Insult Elvis again
00:53:25and you'll regret it.
00:53:31Shut it.
00:53:32Biggest mistake
00:53:33of my life
00:53:34was having
00:53:34a worthless
00:53:35daughter like you.
00:53:39Now,
00:53:40get out of my sight.
00:53:42Let's just go,
00:53:43Alice.
00:53:44They don't deserve
00:53:45your gift.
00:53:46Wait a second,
00:53:47sore losers.
00:53:48We had a bet.
00:53:49You're not walking
00:53:50out of here
00:53:51until you lick
00:53:51the wine off my shoes.
00:53:55And while you're at it,
00:53:57why don't you
00:53:57strip that dress down
00:53:59and clean my shoes
00:54:00as well?
00:54:04Fun.
00:54:05I'll do it,
00:54:06but you have
00:54:06to stop
00:54:07insulting Elvis.
00:54:17wait, Nora.
00:54:18Nora, we don't even
00:54:19know who the winner
00:54:19is yet.
00:54:22Elvis, you don't have to.
00:54:23It's fine.
00:54:28Price calculator.
00:54:31One million?
00:54:32Price calculator.
00:54:33How is it still going up?
00:54:37Impossible.
00:54:38That's impossible.
00:54:40Impossible.
00:55:00Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:55:05But our super algorithm
00:55:07will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:55:09with their destined soulmates.
00:55:12Boss,
00:55:13everything's ready to go.
00:55:14Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:55:17at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:55:19It doesn't matter.
00:55:20Even as a janitor,
00:55:21my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:55:24The algorithm's never wrong.
00:55:26Soon,
00:55:26the world will see our daughters
00:55:27matched with the Elite.
00:55:28It's perfect branding
00:55:29for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:31Excellent.
00:55:32Bianca's match
00:55:33will take us to the top.
00:55:34As for Nora,
00:55:36if her match isn't powerful enough,
00:55:37she's off to that old man's bed
00:55:39the moment this event wraps.
00:55:42If my match today
00:55:43is powerful enough,
00:55:44maybe I can escape
00:55:45the arranged marriage.
00:55:48Welcome.
00:55:49This is my last chance.
00:55:52Could it be me?
00:55:53Man.
00:55:54If I could marry one of them,
00:55:55then either one would be worth it.
00:56:00Congratulations, Nora.
00:56:02Invitica AI has matched you
00:56:04with Gavin Winters,
00:56:06Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:09This might work.
00:56:11And Bianca
00:56:12is matched with Elvis Blythe,
00:56:14a janitor.
00:56:15How dare the AI match Nora
00:56:17with a billionaire
00:56:17and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:56:21Hey, babe.
00:56:23Gavin's the name.
00:56:25Money's the game.
00:56:26Ten billion a year,
00:56:27to be exact.
00:56:28But you're glad you landed
00:56:29on a stud like me.
00:56:30Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:56:33He could have seen you
00:56:34at last year's Kobo exec summit.
00:56:35Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:56:37Invitica's just one of many companies
00:56:39I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:41Their COO would never find out
00:56:42who I really am.
00:56:46The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:56:49You deserve to be with someone
00:56:51in your league,
00:56:52not this discount Cinderella.
00:56:55Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:57:04This outcome is unexpected.
00:57:06Interesting.
00:57:07Don't worry,
00:57:08poor little Cinderella.
00:57:10The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:57:12Ready for dad to marry you off
00:57:14to some old geezer?
00:57:16Is this really the end?
00:57:21That janitor?
00:57:22He is Bianca's match.
00:57:24Fine.
00:57:25I'll take him.
00:57:26My fate is mine to decide.
00:57:28I'm getting married today.
00:57:30What's she gonna do?
00:57:36Just play along?
00:57:39What?
00:57:54What a surprise.
00:57:56Beautiful.
00:57:57And such a fighter.
00:57:59Interesting.
00:58:00Nora!
00:58:01The hell are you doing?
00:58:02Get that trash trucker
00:58:04away from my daughter now!
00:58:05What a joke!
00:58:07Hey, poor janitor!
00:58:08Actually married into
00:58:09the Hawthorne family?
00:58:12Do you think maybe
00:58:15you'd consider marrying me?
00:58:17My AI didn't account for her,
00:58:19which makes her
00:58:20the perfect test subject.
00:58:22Look at me, princess.
00:58:22I'm just a janitor.
00:58:24Your dress costs
00:58:25more than my life savings.
00:58:27Are you sure you want to trade
00:58:28a millionaire
00:58:29for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:32That perfect algorithm
00:58:33is a scam.
00:58:35It knows nothing
00:58:37about true love.
00:58:39True love can be modeled.
00:58:41It just requires
00:58:42a more complex set of code.
00:58:44Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:47I'm not some line of code, though.
00:58:49Is she doubting my data?
00:58:51I'd love turning a doubter
00:58:53into a believer.
00:58:55All right.
00:58:56Let's make a bet.
00:58:57A one-year marriage contract.
00:58:59If I've fallen in love with you,
00:59:01you win.
00:59:02And you'll get half.
00:59:04Everything I own.
00:59:08A what?
00:59:10A mop and a bucket?
00:59:12Where does a janitor like you
00:59:14get so much confidence from?
00:59:16Tell you what.
00:59:17If I fall for you,
00:59:18you get half a money.
00:59:20Deal.
00:59:22I like those odds.
00:59:26I'll take this janitor's pride
00:59:28and his bet.
00:59:29Anything's better
00:59:30than my dad's deals.
00:59:38We're getting married.
00:59:42Victor!
00:59:43Victor!
00:59:47Let the games begin,
00:59:48Miss Blythe.
00:59:56Boss, that makeup
00:59:57took you five hours.
00:59:59You really just gonna
01:00:00wash it off?
01:00:02I need to start
01:00:02looking my best.
01:00:03Once I plant the seed
01:00:04of attraction in her heart,
01:00:05it'll grow into love.
01:00:08I'm winning this bet.
01:00:11Bearing the janitor.
01:00:12You have made us
01:00:14the Laughingstock Valley.
01:00:16Nora,
01:00:17you took with that loser
01:00:18the marriage is off.
01:00:20Looks too bad.
01:00:21We already signed the papers.
01:00:23I guess I'm officially
01:00:24a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But when it all falls apart,
01:00:29don't come crawling back to us
01:00:31begging for forgiveness.
01:00:33You.
01:00:34Throw out our luggage.
01:00:36Please.
01:00:37No, wait.
01:00:38Stop.
01:00:41Stop.
01:00:53Now that you're
01:00:54a janitor's wife,
01:00:55you should get used
01:00:56to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:57Sure you can handle
01:00:58being homeless, sis?
01:00:59Stay away from her,
01:01:01Bianca.
01:01:03Poverty stinks.
01:01:04And it's contagious.
01:01:07Oh my God.
01:01:08Has anyone seen
01:01:09my sister's broke
01:01:10janitor husband?
01:01:11I know.
01:01:12He's off scrubbing
01:01:13toilets somewhere.
01:01:19Where's your beloved janitor?
01:01:21Isn't backing out now,
01:01:22is he?
01:01:23Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:25Watch out.
01:01:48Is this the man I just married?
01:01:50Wait.
01:01:53Those eyes.
01:01:57Those muscles.
01:01:59Is this the man I just married?
01:02:03Whoa, he's, he's handsome.
01:02:09Hey.
01:02:11Are you okay?
01:02:12Why did you jump in the way?
01:02:14I have to protect my new bride,
01:02:15don't I?
01:02:16Is this what it's like
01:02:17to be cared for?
01:02:18No.
01:02:19Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:02:21He's just your contract husband.
01:02:23Winning this bet
01:02:24is going to be a piece of cake.
01:02:26Fuck.
01:02:27The janitor is way too hot
01:02:28for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:02:34What the fuck?
01:02:35You literally just used me
01:02:36as a human shield.
01:02:37Get real, babe.
01:02:39This brain is worth billions
01:02:40to Invitica.
01:02:41Not some cheap janitor
01:02:42whose life costs five bucks.
01:02:44You're right.
01:02:45Brains beat looks.
01:02:47This shit scrubber
01:02:48might have a nice body,
01:02:50but his bank account
01:02:51is malnourished.
01:02:57Horses?
01:02:58Gavin's money
01:02:59really does grow on trees.
01:03:01My husband
01:03:02is the future
01:03:03of Silicon Valley.
01:03:05He might even surpass
01:03:06Mr. S
01:03:06as the richest man alive.
01:03:08Surpass me?
01:03:10Gavin's lucky
01:03:11he's even breathing
01:03:11the same air as me.
01:03:13Mr. S?
01:03:14That's an ambitious goal.
01:03:15Oh, look,
01:03:16the janitor
01:03:17has opinions now.
01:03:18Either way,
01:03:19you're nothing but a sewer rat
01:03:20next to a guy like me.
01:03:21It's a shame
01:03:22you'll never get
01:03:22behind the wheel
01:03:23of this thing.
01:03:24We'll see how different
01:03:25we really are.
01:03:26A Porsche doesn't
01:03:27make you a man.
01:03:28It just makes you
01:03:29a coward in a faster car.
01:03:31Oh, how poetic.
01:03:32Spoken like a true
01:03:33loser's wife.
01:03:35Still acting tough?
01:03:37Don't tell me.
01:03:38You two are actually
01:03:39planning to walk home.
01:03:43Bring out my car.
01:03:47This is
01:03:48where we belong
01:04:04what the hell
01:04:05is that thing?
01:04:06A garbage truck
01:04:07for a professional
01:04:09garbage sweeper.
01:04:10Hell perfect.
01:04:13Get out of here.
01:04:18Come on.
01:04:27I'm sorry about this.
01:04:28Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:30This is super cool.
01:04:31I've never been in a car
01:04:32like this before.
01:04:59Lucas, I asked for a small house,
01:05:01not a coffin.
01:05:03It's a nice place
01:05:04for a janitor.
01:05:06Make yourself at home.
01:05:07There's only one bedroom,
01:05:08so you'll sleep there
01:05:10and I'll take the couch.
01:05:12I feel bad
01:05:13making you sleep here
01:05:14every night.
01:05:15I couldn't do that.
01:05:17So you'd rather
01:05:17we share the bed
01:05:18like we share the bed.
01:05:19No, I didn't mean that.
01:05:21It's just, I...
01:05:23Whatever makes you feel good.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
01:05:31Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:39You sure did come prepared
01:05:40for our first night together,
01:05:42didn't you?
01:05:43Just give it back.
01:05:45No, give it back.
01:05:47Hey, come on.
01:05:49Give it back.
01:05:52Well, his chest.
01:05:55It feels amazing.
01:05:57You really can't wait, can you?
01:05:59We're married now.
01:06:01We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
01:06:06Sooner or later.
01:06:18I'd say the sooner the better.
01:06:22I need some water.
01:06:24Yeah.
01:06:28How cute.
01:06:30I still win this round, though.
01:06:32It's only a matter of time
01:06:33before you fall for me.
01:06:41Damn.
01:06:42He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:06:45Well, I'm not complaining.
01:06:48Look at this muscle.
01:06:50He's too fine.
01:06:55Oh, help it!
01:07:03Oh, gosh.
01:07:06No, I'm so sorry.
01:07:08I didn't know you were there.
01:07:09Oh, my God.
01:07:12She's perfect.
01:07:16If you think ogling after me
01:07:17after torpedoing you with water
01:07:19is going to make me fall in love with you,
01:07:21you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:25Look this up.
01:07:26She's good.
01:07:29Oh, my.
01:07:31Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:07:34Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:07:37Now, hold still.
01:07:40Maybe.
01:07:42Ooh, let me enjoy my perks.
01:07:44Sorry for getting you high.
01:07:46I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:07:48No, no, no, never.
01:07:49Fix your apps there.
01:07:50Perfect.
01:07:53The pipe.
01:07:54I meant the pipe.
01:07:56Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:58Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
01:08:01It's freezing here, and I'm soaking wet, so.
01:08:04Freezing?
01:08:06Well, let me warm you up.
01:08:11What is he trying to do to me?
01:08:16All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
01:08:18you have to engage it.
01:08:19Sure.
01:08:21Yoga can keep me warm.
01:08:22Can you not stand so close?
01:08:26How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:08:28My form?
01:08:29What, are you a yogi now?
01:08:30I thought you were a janitor.
01:08:32I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:08:35I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
01:08:39Ready?
01:08:40Ready?
01:08:43This is punishment.
01:08:45I touched his abs for three seconds,
01:08:48and now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:08:50Good.
01:08:50Now, uh, downward dog.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:53Deeper.
01:08:56I can't.
01:08:58Hold it.
01:08:59Don't come up.
01:09:00Please.
01:09:01It hurts.
01:09:03Damn it, Nora.
01:09:04Don't make that noise.
01:09:06Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:09:08What?
01:09:09Oh.
01:09:17Heart rate, 140.
01:09:19Respiratory rate, 28%.
01:09:24Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:09:27All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31No, it's the workout.
01:09:33I'm going to win the bet.
01:09:35Just you.
01:09:36Wait.
01:09:39Why are your hands shaking?
01:09:41You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:09:47Fine.
01:09:47It is because of you.
01:09:57What about your little friend?
01:10:00Why is your little friend so hard?
01:10:05She's a menace.
01:10:07I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:10:15Let him answer that for himself.
01:10:19Let him answer that for himself.
01:10:21Oh, hello there, buddy.
01:10:25Who's the one losing control now?
01:10:32You want me more than I want you.
01:10:35Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:10:37I'm going to go shower.
01:10:40Alone.
01:10:41No peekings.
01:10:46I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:48We'll see about that.
01:10:54Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:11:01You want your husband to attend?
01:11:03That's sweet.
01:11:04Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:11:09And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
01:11:10I just know it.
01:11:11They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
01:11:16So I would embarrass you.
01:11:18No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
01:11:25Those people, they only see dollar signs.
01:11:30She's trying to protect me.
01:11:32It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
01:11:36Why are you being so nice to me?
01:11:38You don't even know me.
01:11:40Because you're better than all of them.
01:11:44You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:11:47No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:11:50Whatever you'd say.
01:11:54Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:11:58They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:12:07Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:12:09One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:12:11And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:12:17This was a mistake.
01:12:18We should have come.
01:12:19It's okay, babe.
01:12:20We got this.
01:12:34You ready?
01:12:38You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:12:42I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:12:44But God, this is a new low for you.
01:12:46I'm shameless?
01:12:49At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world
01:12:52to see.
01:12:53After just one week of marriage.
01:12:55I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:57Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
01:13:02Bianca!
01:13:06Surprise!
01:13:07Hey!
01:13:14You brought the janitor?
01:13:16Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets
01:13:20a good scrubbing.
01:13:22Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:13:25Hey!
01:13:26Lock it off!
01:13:30Don't listen to them.
01:13:34It's okay.
01:13:36Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
01:13:40So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
01:13:49Good man.
01:13:51Excellent.
01:13:52Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:13:55All right.
01:13:56Enough standing around.
01:13:57Let's all go inside.
01:13:58Come on, sweetheart.
01:14:02Let's just go.
01:14:03I am not putting up with this.
01:14:05Hey, come on.
01:14:06I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:14:07Let's just see how it goes.
01:14:09I don't...
01:14:10Elvis.
01:14:10Elvis!
01:14:21Are you crazy?
01:14:23Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:14:26Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:14:33Open a window, would you?
01:14:35Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:14:40Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:14:46Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:14:48Who knows how many STDs he has?
01:14:50If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:14:54Elvis is my husband.
01:14:56And you will respect him.
01:14:57You little...
01:14:59Mom!
01:15:00Do something!
01:15:02How dare you?
01:15:04Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:15:06He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:15:10That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:15:16You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:15:19It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:15:23With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:15:27You should have stayed home.
01:15:29Yeah.
01:15:29How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
01:15:34My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:15:38And those are just the cheap ones.
01:15:43A 1945 Romani Conti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc, and a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:54Impressive.
01:15:55These must be your most prized collections.
01:15:57Well, well, well.
01:15:59Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:16:04You're right, though.
01:16:05Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:16:14They don't call Henry J or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:16:19Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:16:23Splendid.
01:16:28You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:16:33Man, you went all out.
01:16:35But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
01:16:41But the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
01:16:46You've got a lot of nerve thinking you can outdo Gavin.
01:16:50Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:16:58What's this?
01:17:00Homemade moonshine?
01:17:02There's no label.
01:17:04Who knows if it's even safe?
01:17:05Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:17:08Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:17:10What are you trying to do?
01:17:11Poison our dad?
01:17:12No, no, please.
01:17:14Shut up!
01:17:15This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:17:20Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:17:26Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
01:17:43Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:17:46It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:17:49Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:17:52Doesn't even need a barcode.
01:17:54This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:17:57Nora, how about this?
01:17:59If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
01:18:06house.
01:18:08Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:18:11It's the thought that counts.
01:18:18Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:18:21What?
01:18:22Afraid you're going to lose?
01:18:24I mean, we'll take your bet.
01:18:26But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
01:18:31If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
01:18:39my heart.
01:18:41Ugh, boring.
01:18:42New rules.
01:18:43If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:18:49And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:18:52But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:18:58Let's get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:19:28Half a million?
01:19:30Half a million?
01:19:30Oh my goodness.
01:19:32Oh yes.
01:19:42Market price.
01:19:42Market price, one million.
01:19:47$200,000?
01:19:48$200,000?
01:19:49$500,000?
01:19:49A million?
01:19:50What are those bottles made of?
01:19:52Gold?
01:19:52Richard, you just don't get it.
01:19:55Richard, you just don't get it.
01:19:55But fine wine is the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
01:20:02It's incredible.
01:20:04You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
01:20:06Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
01:20:10Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:20:15These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
01:20:20Splendid.
01:20:21They're expensive.
01:20:23But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
01:20:27Couldn't agree more.
01:20:28And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
01:20:36And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
01:20:45Wait, Daddy, let's have a little fun first.
01:20:48You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:20:52Insult Ellis again, and you'll regret it.
01:20:59Shut it.
01:21:00Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
01:21:07Now, get out of my sight.
01:21:10Let's just go else.
01:21:12They don't deserve your gift.
01:21:14Wait a second, sore losers.
01:21:16We had a bet.
01:21:18You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
01:21:23And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
01:21:32Fun.
01:21:33I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
01:21:45Wait, Nora, Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
01:21:50Elvis, you don't have to, it's fine.
01:21:56Price calculator.
01:21:59One million?
01:22:00Price calculator.
01:22:01How is it still going up?
01:22:06Impossible.
01:22:07That's impossible.
01:22:07I'll do it.
01:22:08No.
01:22:11Oh, no.