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00:20It's a Russell Peter's Christmas
00:23Tell all your friends or they'll be mad
00:26Once a year you cannot miss bliss
00:30If you do you'll get a hurt real bad
00:32We are wearing gay apparel
00:36Yes we all have issues with our dad
00:38The holiday is time for pure bliss
00:42We can guarantee that you'll be mad
00:44It's a Russell Peter's Christmas
00:47It's the most fun that you can get
00:50If you disagree then you can kiss this
00:54And the song is over, we're not done yet
00:56Now it's time to get down to business
01:00Russell's flying in on his private jet
01:02Watch it now in high definition
01:05For the nerds posting on the internet
01:09It's a Russell Peter's Christmas
01:11It's the most fun that you can get
01:16Um, excuse me, can I help you?
01:18I am Russell Peters
01:19I see, well you're late and the show must go on
01:22How can I be late? This is my special
01:24Everybody else was here on time
01:26Everyone else is very white
01:27Except for you, why were you here on time?
01:29Yeah, I'm just dancing to pay my way through college
01:31Well, that's cute
01:33Look, we tried really hard to make this special, special
01:37Well then let's make this special, special
01:43It's a Russell Peters Christmas
01:45Tell all your friends, or they'll be mad
01:48Once a year, you cannot miss this
01:52If you do, you'll get a hurt real bad
01:54Welcome to my Christmas special
01:57Set your PBR for Christmas glee
02:00It's kinda corny and sentimental
02:03And it's starring me
02:13No more sleep
02:14It's time for a Russell Peters Christmas
02:18With Pamela Anderson
02:20Michael Bublé
02:22John Lovett
02:24Scott Thompson
02:25Face on Love
02:27The Bought Children's Chorus
02:29With special guests
02:31Guapile
02:31Russell's mom
02:33And Ted Lange as the bartender
02:37And of course
02:39Russell Peters
02:51Welcome to my Christmas special, everybody
02:53And let's hear it for my special, special dancers
02:56That you just saw
03:00I want to, um
03:02I want to start by saying
03:03That this is not a holiday special
03:05Or a non-denominational special
03:06This is actually a Christmas special
03:09Thank you
03:10I like to, you know
03:12And that being said
03:13I mean, if the money's right
03:14I could probably
03:15I mean, for any type of special, really
03:17You know
03:17Who am I to, you know
03:19Segregate everybody
03:20So next year you should watch out
03:21For Russell Peters
03:22Rockin' Rosh Hashanah party
03:24And, uh
03:25Russell's Ramadama
03:26Don-don-ding-dong
03:28Or my Russell O. Peters
03:30Drink Till She's Cute
03:31St. Patty's Day party
03:32Cause
03:33You don't need to be white
03:34To pretend you're Irish
03:35That's what I say
03:37Right, Asian guy
03:38With a green shirt on, huh?
03:41He's like, oh, so Irish
03:44Thank you for the green beer
03:49It's great to be back home
03:50Cause Christmas
03:51Just feels right in Canada
03:52You know
03:53Well, Christmas just feels cold in Canada
03:54To be honest with you
03:55But that's what I know
03:56You know
03:56That's the way I grew up
03:58Funny thing about Christmas
03:59Everybody assumes
04:00That I'm some sort of
04:00Eastern religion
04:01You know
04:02Some sort of
04:03Whatever
04:04You know what I mean?
04:04Like
04:05Whatever it is you look at
04:06When you see me
04:07And you're like
04:07Oh, Christmas special
04:08With him, right?
04:09Oh, yeah
04:10Oh, good one
04:11You know
04:12There's nothing wrong
04:13With thinking that
04:14I'm sure I might have been
04:15One of those religions
04:16In one of my past lives
04:45Cause
04:47My dad would somehow
04:48Extend Christmas to Christmas
04:52Merry Christmas
04:54You say kiss my ass?
04:56No
04:57Christmas
04:59Christmas
05:00Christmas
05:00Christmas
05:00Christmas
05:01Christmas
05:02I'm excited about Christmas
05:04This year
05:05Because
05:06It's my first Christmas
05:07With my daughter
05:08She's gonna be one
05:09This year
05:10And
05:12So
05:14It's great
05:15Like
05:15You know
05:16She doesn't even know
05:16It's Christmas
05:17So I get to go
05:18And buy whatever
05:18I think she needs
05:20Like
05:20I bought her
05:21A Rolls Royce
05:23I'm gonna drive it
05:24Until she's ready
05:24And then
05:26I got her a Wii
05:27Because
05:27You know
05:29One day
05:31But I'll get that
05:32Ready for her too
05:33You know
05:33I did ask her
05:34What she wanted
05:35And
05:36It turns out
05:37She's a big fan
05:37Of ABBA
05:38Because
05:38I said
05:39What do you want
05:39And she went
05:39ABBA
05:40ABBA
05:40ABBA
05:41ABBA
05:42ABBA
05:42ABBA
05:43ABBA
05:43I thought
05:43She was a dyslexic
05:44Sheep at first
05:47ABBA
05:47ABBA
05:48ABBA
05:48ABBA
05:50ABBA
05:51When I was growing up
05:52My family wasn't broke
05:53I mean
05:54We weren't
05:55By no means rich
05:55We knew where broke lived
05:56And it was a couple
05:57Of houses away
05:57So
05:58I mean
05:58Broke was closer
05:59Than rich would ever be
06:01Like to us
06:01Rich was the family
06:02That had like
06:03You know
06:03The car with air conditioning
06:06That was rich
06:07In our street
06:07It was like
06:07Ooh
06:08They have air conditioning
06:09In their car
06:11That guy's minting it
06:13That's my thing
06:14He's minting money
06:16What's it
06:17Minting
06:19That's not your name
06:20Is it
06:24But immigrant parents
06:26Never really
06:26Are you from
06:27An immigrant family
06:27You are
06:28Where's your family from
06:29Greece
06:30Okay so you got it
06:31The worst
06:32I mean out of everybody
06:35Because
06:35Were you Greek Orthodox
06:37Growing up
06:37So Christmas
06:38Is like a week later
06:38Right
06:39We go by the old calendar
06:40You go by the old calendar
06:41See I always thought
06:42That Christmas
06:42Was on December 26th
06:44In the evening
06:45Because that's when
06:46I would get my gifts
06:50Because my parents
06:51Would go out
06:51For Boxing Day specials
06:54I'm like dad
06:55It's the 25th
06:55Not till tomorrow evening
06:58You think Santa
06:59Can get around the whole
07:00World so quickly
07:04Did your parents
07:05Because they were immigrants
07:06They never bought you
07:07Like the real official
07:08Toys did they
07:09My parents didn't
07:10They would never buy
07:11Like they never got me
07:12A G.I. Joe
07:12They would get me
07:13Like a National Guard
07:14Nathaniel or something
07:15You know what I mean
07:17He wouldn't have any weapons
07:18He'd just have a phone
07:18To call G.I. Joe with
07:20You know what I mean
07:23My Jamaican friend Marlon
07:24He would get a soldier
07:26But it was a buffalo soldier
07:29It was a dreadlock raster
07:34I didn't get a cabbage patch kit
07:36I got a curry patch kit
07:37You know
07:37You squeeze it
07:38It just had the runs
07:40I don't even know how this
07:44The reason I'm doing
07:44A Christmas special
07:45Is because when I was
07:46Growing up
07:47All the Christmas specials
07:49They never looked like me
07:51I mean
07:51Rudolph looked like me
07:52I mean
07:53And I was convinced
07:54He was Indian
07:55Because he had a shiny red thing
07:56On the center of his face
07:57You know
07:57It was
07:58I was like
07:59I'm telling you
07:59That guy's Indian
08:00And he would always end up
08:01Leading the rickshaw
08:02You know
08:02Just
08:06Wouldn't get to play
08:07Playing any reindeer games
08:08Unless their computers broke down
08:09Then he could help them
08:10You know
08:11But back in the day
08:12Remember
08:12Like when they said
08:13White Christmas
08:15You did the same thing
08:16I thought
08:16I was like
08:16That's what they mean
08:19They're not talking about
08:20The weather
08:20When I was a kid
08:21But in all fairness
08:23I wouldn't want
08:24Another colored Santa
08:26I want a white Santa
08:27I want a big fat
08:28White Santa Claus
08:29That's what I want
08:30I don't
08:30Like you can't have
08:31A brown guy
08:32With a long beard
08:34Sneaking into your house
08:35And leaving packages
08:36You don't
08:41You're calling
08:42The bomb squad immediately
08:46Nobody wants a Chinese Santa
08:48You know
08:48He leaves Rudolph's nose on
08:50For like the whole flight
08:51I thought you were
08:52Turning right already
08:58Nobody trusts a black Santa
09:00Let's be honest
09:00Come on
09:01I uh
09:02The gift should be
09:03Staying in the house
09:04Not leaving
09:04That's what I'm saying
09:07Coming up with a title
09:08For my Christmas special
09:09Wasn't very easy
09:10Here's some of the
09:10Failed titles that we had
09:11We had
09:12Gold
09:12Frankincense
09:13And me
09:16Russell Peter's
09:17Christmas goose
09:21The Boxing Day Eve special
09:27We Vishnu a Merry Christmas
09:32The Little Hummer Boy
09:39Yes, Fatima, there is a Santa Claus
09:44So we got really creative
09:46And are calling it
09:47A Russell Peter's Christmas
09:49What do you think?
09:58You know, the other good thing
09:59About Christmas
09:59Is there are certain traditions
10:00That happen at Christmas time
10:02That are only useful
10:03For Christmas
10:04Like you can't
10:05Transfer these to other holidays
10:07Like, and no time of the year
10:08Can you sit on a fat white dude's lap
10:11And just ask him for stuff
10:12You know what I mean?
10:14Some guy
10:14A big fat white guy in June
10:15Hey, you want to sit on my lap
10:16And tell me what you want?
10:17I'm like, yeah
10:17I'm going to call the cops
10:18All right
10:20You don't drink eggnog
10:22Any other time of year
10:23Do you?
10:23You don't
10:23Nobody wants
10:24So yeah, give me a vodka
10:25Cran and an eggnog
10:27For the lady
10:29This is my favorite
10:30Christmas tradition
10:31Mistletoe
10:32That's, uh
10:33That's the best
10:35It's the only time of the year
10:36That makes sexual harassment
10:38Like, acceptable
10:38You know what I mean?
10:41But since it is Christmas
10:42And this is my special
10:44I hired my own
10:45Mistletoe Wrangler
10:46Phil
10:46Phil, where are you?
10:47Ladies and gentlemen
10:48Please welcome
10:48Phil the Mistletoe Wrangler
10:50Somehow works, Phil
10:53Oh
10:53Oh, there you go
10:56Oh, shoot
10:58All right
10:58Jesus
10:59Do you guys know each other?
11:02Sweet
11:02This girl started sweating
11:04She was like, oh my God
11:04Oh my God
11:05Oh my God
11:07Are you with that guy?
11:08No, that'd be awkward, huh?
11:10Would have been an awesome victory for you
11:13You know
11:14We have a great show for you tonight
11:16So sit back, relax, and enjoy
11:24Oh, such a shame
11:26What?
11:28Tell me
11:28That Peter Russell is wearing makeup
11:31He dresses very nicely
11:34Shame, shame, shame
11:43Hello
11:44How are you?
11:46Hey, buddy
11:47Hi, lady
11:48How are you?
11:49Subject
11:52Are you real?
11:54I'm real as you need me to be
11:56Have you been good all year?
12:00Yes
12:00I think you're a little bit of a crazy man
12:02What do you want for Christmas, Sophie?
12:04If dragons exist, I would want one
12:06If dragons exist, you would want one?
12:09Yeah
12:09I have a friend with dragon breath
12:11Would that count?
12:12You have no teeth in the front
12:14Did my friend the tooth fairy come and take those teeth?
12:17Yep
12:17Five dollars
12:18Five bucks?
12:20Making it rain
12:21What are you going to eat for Christmas dinner?
12:23Do you know?
12:24No
12:24How about some jerk chicken or something?
12:26Went for the obvious stereotype on that one
12:29Have you been drinking today?
12:31No
12:31Are you sure?
12:33Watching you
12:33Do you have a boyfriend?
12:35No
12:35Good
12:35Because if you're going to get older
12:36Dad's probably going to find you a husband
12:38I'm just kidding
12:39We'll save that surprise for later
12:41Christmas time, I will see you
12:43Bye, Sarah
12:44Yeah
12:45Give me some up top
12:48Yeah
12:49Follow this little lady
12:51I will
12:53Oh, Santa
12:55So
12:56Now that we got rid of the kids
12:58What do you guys want for Christmas?
13:04I think we're off to a good start
13:08Hi, Russell
13:09We're in Kabul
13:10With the Canadian Forces Training Mission
13:12And we wish you
13:13And our families and friends at home
13:14A very Merry Christmas
13:16And a Happy New Year
13:17A Russell Peters Christmas
13:19We'll be right back
13:20With Faison Love
13:21Scott Thompson
13:22And John Lovitz
13:27And then I sold out
13:28Madison Square Garden
13:30Hey, Mom
13:31What are you doing here?
13:32It's your Christmas special
13:33And I thought your mom should be in it
13:35Yeah, that's nice
13:36But I don't want to do
13:37A cheesy Christmas special
13:38Where I self-promote
13:39And use my family as props
13:41Never mind all that
13:42How is my granddaughter doing?
13:45She is
13:47She's missing you right now
13:50Russ, aren't you going out tonight?
13:53Nah
13:53I thought I'd stay in
13:54Not now, Phil
13:55That's my mom and my daughter
13:56For the love of God
13:59It's nice to have you home for Christmas
14:01It's nice to be home, you know
14:03I miss the snow, the cold
14:05The people
14:05People complaining about the snow and the cold
14:07I think I'll take my granddaughter to bed
14:12Hi, baby
14:12I'm just going to sit here
14:14And read my book
14:15Call Me Russell
14:15In stores now
14:18Russell, the door
14:19Okay, Ma
14:25Hey!
14:27It's Faison Love
14:28Scott Thompson
14:29And John Lovett
14:35What are you guys doing here?
14:37Well, we heard you were here
14:38And I thought we'd stop by
14:39And enjoy Christmas with you
14:40Oh
14:41No party tonight?
14:42Where's all the chicks?
14:43Nah, I'm laying low
14:44No chicks for me tonight
14:45Join the club
14:46Okay, maybe not
14:49I smell poo
14:50Did you crap yourself?
14:52No, no, no
14:53That was my daughter just now
14:54My mom's going to change her
14:55Hmm
14:57Acidic
14:57The tannins are well balanced
15:00She might be teething
15:01You got all that from poo?
15:03And more
15:05We're at another party
15:07Sucked
15:08Yeah, there was nobody there
15:10There's nobody here either
15:11But it's me
15:12If you guys want to hang out
15:13Hey!
15:14Oh, Russell, please
15:15We couldn't entertain the thought
15:17Nice place, Russell
15:19Did you decorate yourself?
15:20Eh, sorta
15:21You know
15:22Uh-huh
15:24So, what do you have to eat?
15:25Well, I wasn't expecting anybody
15:26So, let me see what my mom can
15:28Ma, can you make something?
15:30Russell, the door
15:31Okay, okay
15:35Hey, Russell
15:37Hey!
15:39Fred Lynch
15:39Yeah
15:41Whoa, Faison
15:42Brother Man
15:43What's happening?
15:45Yeah, yeah
15:46Mm, mm, mm
15:47Ah
15:51Love it
15:53Lang
15:55Lange
15:55Lange
15:56What are you doing here?
15:58I need ice
15:58I just ran out
15:59I'm bartending at the party next door
16:01Yeah, that's the one that sucks
16:02Except the bartending
16:03Hello there, Ted
16:05Thank you, Scott
16:06Well, you can help yourself to the ice if you want
16:08All right, thank you
16:10Yeah, while you're up
16:10Can you make me a mur-tini?
16:13Russell
16:14Yes, yes, yes
16:19Somebody call a dishwasher repairman?
16:22Merry Christmas, sir
16:23I hate to bother you
16:24But can I use your phone?
16:26My tour bus broke down
16:27I need to call somebody
16:28Who's on your tour bus?
16:29A large group of lingerie models
16:31I think most of them have been drinking
16:33That's horrible
16:35Invite them in
16:37I can fix the bus
16:38No, you can't
16:41No, you can't
16:43Oh
16:53Well, let me slip into something more comfortable
16:57Hello ladies
16:58Where the hell is Phil?
17:00Phil!
17:01Phil!
17:06So, you see me as an elf and couples with three?
17:10I totally agree.
17:11I have aged the best of all the kids in the hall.
17:13Historically, my people don't believe in Santa Claus.
17:16But perhaps you've heard of Hanukkah Harry?
17:18No, I think I'm too young.
17:20Not for Hanukkah Harry or not.
17:22Well, looks like the party is over here.
17:25You know, they don't need no ice.
17:27And we don't need no water,
17:29because we're going to let this mother burn.
17:36In the manger,
17:38no crib for a bed.
17:42The little Lord Jesus
17:45made the baby.
17:50Joe, our baby is so beautiful.
17:53Our baby?
17:54Come on, Joey.
17:55At least it's not the little drummer boy
17:57like last time.
17:58Too soon?
17:59Don't be like that.
18:00You're going to be the best baby daddy ever.
18:03I guess.
18:03It's not every day you get to raise the son of God.
18:05Let's name him Barry.
18:07It's a nice Jewish name.
18:08Barry?
18:08That's my dad's name.
18:09How about Joe Junior?
18:11Don't push it.
18:12How about Judas?
18:13Ooh.
18:14I don't like that.
18:15Sounds shady.
18:18I guess it's a little shady.
18:19I mean, a little bit.
18:20You know, a little bit.
18:23Sorry, we're not interested.
18:25Wait!
18:27We're not selling anything.
18:29What are you, Jehovah's Witnesses?
18:30No.
18:31I'm a wise man.
18:33I'm Abe.
18:34And I am Mel.
18:35And I am Jemaine.
18:38We come bearing gifts.
18:40Gifts?
18:40Please, come on in.
18:42I brought some gold.
18:44And I brought some frankincense.
18:46And it's pure if you know what I'm saying.
18:48And I brought myrrh, but you can return it.
18:51There's a gift receipt inside.
18:53LANG!
18:55Love it.
18:57Thanks, guys.
18:58You know, this was not necessary.
19:00Except for the gold, of course.
19:01The gifts aren't for you, silly.
19:04They're for your child.
19:06Who are you guys again?
19:07We're the three wise men.
19:09Not wise men.
19:10We're the wise men.
19:11We buy and sell your gold and frankincense.
19:15Hi, Mary.
19:16Hi, Jemaine.
19:17You two know each other?
19:19Mary and I went to Hebrew school together.
19:21We shared a lot of classes.
19:23We shared a lot of things.
19:26Yeah.
19:27Yes, virgin birth.
19:29Good one.
19:32Well, thanks for dropping by the gifts, boys.
19:34Hold on.
19:35What do you know about our baby?
19:36Well, word in the desert is that your son
19:39is going to be the savior of the world.
19:41Ew, would you look at the time?
19:43We must drop our gifts to be on our way.
19:45No, but you guys just go out here.
19:47Hang out.
19:47Joseph has to go to work soon.
19:49Ah, is it feeding time?
19:50You know, I think I'm gonna stay.
19:51We're going to take off and you both should too.
19:54Why?
19:54What's going on?
19:55Word on the sand has it that King Herod
19:57has put a hit out on your baby.
20:00Your baby.
20:02Well, we better get our asses out of here.
20:05Huh?
20:05The mules, not us.
20:07Jesus.
20:09Ew, someone likes that name.
20:12My little savior.
20:13Here.
20:14So wait, nobody likes Barry?
20:22Huh, what you want about?
20:23Don't worry about our little boy, baby.
20:25He'll be okay.
20:26I'm sure he'll be fine.
20:27He's gonna do big things one day.
20:30He'll need something special.
20:31Look at that head of hair on him.
20:41Hey, Russell.
20:42How are you?
20:43I'm good.
20:44Yes, you are.
20:46So, do you like reality shows?
20:49Do you like reality shows?
20:51I love them.
20:52Then I love them too.
20:54You know, I have a camera.
20:55We could do our own reality show.
20:57At least an episode.
20:59My favorite reality show right now is that Santa one.
21:02There's a Santa reality show?
21:0526 Santas, but only one will walk away with $250,000,
21:10and the title of Father Christmas.
21:13I'm Ben Mulroney, and you're watching Last Santa Stand.
21:18On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen.
21:24Now dash away all.
21:30I didn't come here to make friends.
21:33If I don't win this thing, Mrs. Claus is gonna kick my ass.
21:37I can give up more presents faster than any of the other Santa Clauses.
21:44Things aren't always jolly.
21:47Heaven dripped on me.
21:52Luxurious, isn't it?
21:54Jealous?
22:00Look what they did to my beard.
22:03I feel like half a Santa.
22:08Somebody spiked my eggnog.
22:11Every year, it's the same thing with these guys.
22:15Like I get the short end of the cane all the time.
22:17Yeah.
22:19In this competition, it's naughty versus nice.
22:23I'm gonna win the whole thing.
22:25You can bet on it.
22:26Who will be the last Santa standing?
22:30I've looked at the list, and I've checked it twice.
22:35And unfortunately, Santa number five.
22:39What?
22:42It's time for you to take down your stocking and go ho ho home.
22:46Are you kidding me, Ben?
22:48I'm the best Santa Claus here.
22:50I can't believe I got voted off because I got drunk.
22:55Here, have a drink.
22:57Which Santa will prevail?
23:02All this and more coming up this season.
23:05Last said instead.
23:09Coming up, a special performance from Michael Bublé.
23:17Hey, Russell.
23:19We're the Goldstein family, and we wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.
23:23What, he celebrates Christmas?
23:24What does he know from Christmas?
23:26Shh.
23:26No, all I'm saying is, I don't think of Christmas, when I see Russell Peters.
23:31That big Russell Peters, really is a dumb and funny Indian man.
23:45Scott, Scott, Scott.
23:46You know, I really am a big fan of yours.
23:49I just loved you in Kids in the Hall.
23:50I was a big fan of that show.
23:52Thank you, Ted Lange.
23:54I'm a really big fan of yours.
23:55Oh, really?
23:56I know all your work.
23:57Um, yes.
23:58Bartender Isaac Washington on The Love Boat, 1977 to 1986.
24:02That's right.
24:04Junior from That's My Mama, 1974 to 1975.
24:08Fantastic.
24:09And director of my favorite episode of Moesha, Hakim's Birthday, 1997.
24:15Wow.
24:16Not even my wife knows that stuff.
24:19Oh, actually she does.
24:22Uh, you know, I think I gotta get some more ice.
24:24She doesn't like the cat.
24:26And a restraining order.
24:27She really wanted a dog.
24:35So, yeah, do my own stuff.
24:41Hey, Russell.
24:42Oh, hey, Ma.
24:43What's going on here?
24:44Who are all these hoochies?
24:46I thought you were chilling out.
24:48I thought you were chilling out.
24:48I was chilling out, but then, you know, some friends dropped by and they told two friends
24:53and one thing leads to another, you know.
24:56Hey, Pam.
24:56Uh, have you met my mom?
24:58Oh, no.
24:59Hi, Mrs. Peters.
25:00Lovely to meet you.
25:01Great party.
25:03What's with all the hoochies?
25:04That's what I said.
25:06Hmm.
25:07I bought you something.
25:09This is really nice of you.
25:11I don't even know what's in here, but I'm sure if it's your box, it's gonna be great.
25:15I would have to buy her something.
25:43Now, Russell, you'll have to buy her something.
25:46Oh!
25:52Oh!
25:53Oh!
25:57Oh!
25:59Oh!
26:01Oh!
26:10Ho!
26:10Oh!
26:12I can't believe we're wearing my own hoses, right.
26:14Oh, no.
26:16Whoa, wow.
26:17Merry Christmas!
26:18Oh, thank you. A DVD.
26:21Ah, Pam, not just a DVD.
26:24My latest DVD in stores now.
26:28Thank you, Russell.
26:29It's very David Hasselhoff of you.
26:31It's the least I could do.
26:33Not even in Blu-ray.
26:34I did say it was the least I could do.
26:37Well, I gotta get to the North Pole.
26:38There's a protest going on.
26:40Oh, really? What's happening?
26:42Reindeers weren't meant to fly.
26:43Oh. Well, thanks for coming, Pam.
26:47Press warm.
26:49Don't forget the unicorns!
26:52Hey, Russ.
26:54Boobway.
26:54Thank you so much for the party, buddy.
26:56Gotta get outta here.
26:57Why did you get here?
26:57I got stuck in the corner with Scott Thompson.
27:00Do you know that he knows everything about Ted Lange?
27:02Like, do you know in 2007,
27:03Ted Lange played a judge on General Hospital?
27:05Yes, for two episodes.
27:07You knew that?
27:07Yeah, I thought everybody knew that.
27:08It was common knowledge.
27:10You're not gonna leave without singing a song, are you?
27:11Uh, you mean from my new Christmas record?
27:14You mean the one that's in stores now?
27:16Yes.
27:17No, I couldn't possibly, Russell.
27:19I couldn't.
27:20Look, Michael.
27:21Yes?
27:21If not for me, do it for my friends.
27:26Okay, I can do it for them.
27:28You're a godsend.
27:29I know.
27:38I'll be home for Christmas.
27:46You can plan on me.
27:54Please have snow and mistletoe and presents under the tree.
28:13Christmas Eve will find me.
28:22Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams.
28:31I'll be home for Christmas.
28:39I'll be home for Christmas.
28:40If only in my dreams.
28:54Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams.
29:17I'll be home for Christmas.
29:18I'll be home for Christmas.
29:26I'll be home for Christmas.
29:29I'll be home for Christmas.
29:51I'll be home for Christmas.
29:52Thanks, buddy.
29:52Merry Christmas.
29:53Merry Christmas, young fella.
29:58Coming up, How Russell Saved Christmas.
30:13this is the part of the special where i get up close and personal with you my fans or you
30:17guys
30:20i thought this might be a good time for us to have a little uh conversation maybe i'll take
30:24a few questions so if anybody has any questions okay you young fella hi mr peters is there uh
30:32really a north pole well you know there definitely is and it's at the top of the earth where santa
30:38lives with his wife and his elves good question next yes i think you're really funny and smart
30:47i agree can you tell me why it snows let's see well okay sure you see snow begins in the
30:55atmosphere as water vapor that has evaporated from the earth rises to the atmosphere and then this
31:01water vapor condenses onto the surface of the droplets the droplets grow cold air freezes
31:05the droplets they crystallize and drop to the earth as snow next question
31:17yes uh hey russell hey brown gay uh there's an old bramalie legend that you want to say
31:25bramalie you mean yeah bramalie legend he wants to christmas
31:43is that true why yes it is true
32:05man look how white it is outside i don't see any snow i meant the neighbors you boys should go
32:12outside and make new friends get away from that window people are going to think you boys are spies
32:17brown spies hey just saving dad the trip yeah oh man somebody go take harry for a fiddle and go
32:28see
32:29mr khan and bring back a loaf of bread a quart of milk and a stick of butter can we
32:33keep the change
32:34ah i'll take that as a no i bet the white kids get to keep the change
32:42slow down harry you're gonna choke hey harry do the trick
32:46ah come on it's such a stereotype no trick no trout
32:50okay okay i hope nobody sees me doing this
33:02that is gonna get me deported
33:04speaking of which you told me everyone in canada has a pet polar bear
33:09they don't not according to polar bear weekly
33:13we gotta get going we gotta get a loaf of bread a quart of milk and a stick of butter
33:18why don't you just become a doctor or a lawyer do you really think you're gonna get rich telling jokes
33:23hey what's going on
33:27all quiet for the mayor of bramalie
33:33tomorrow is christmas day
33:37however we find ourselves without any snow
33:40as such in my official capacity as the lord mayor of bramalie
33:44i will be forced to officially cancel christmas
33:48no what are you saying
33:51no christmas
33:54no king
33:55we will not tolerate
33:57a brown christmas
33:59a brown christmas
34:08well this is awkward
34:11oh jeez
34:12they're gonna blame us for having a brown christmas
34:15it's not our fault it didn't snow
34:17maybe we should move to the brown part of town
34:19we are the brown part of town
34:21maybe the black part of town
34:22we're the black part of town too
34:24i wish there was something we could do to fix this
34:27like what russ make it snow
34:29exactly
34:30then we'd save christmas
34:32and then everyone would be our friend
34:41well that's racist
34:43we'll wait out here
34:44mmm get me one of those burritos but not too hot
34:47and get me a frosty sludge
34:55ooh boobies
34:57hey you stupid boy
34:59you racing frosty sludge
35:01there are millions of children starving in india you know
35:21i'm telling a mother and father
35:32i'm telling a mother and father
35:34it's working
35:35woohoo
35:36yeah
35:49hustle
35:50there's a boy named ryan here
35:52he wants you to come play hockey with him
35:56you'll catch cold
36:01and wait for me
36:03or somebody's gonna get a hood real bad
36:11hi russell
36:13from hmcs vancouver
36:15happy holidays
36:19stay tuned for more michael buble
36:22and a special performance by guapile
36:27tonight i'm really honored to share a very special musical guest with you
36:30she's someone that i've been a fan of for several years now
36:32and tonight she's going to sing her classic hit closer
36:35ladies and gentlemen please welcome guapile
36:41thank you listen
36:49i'm closer to my dreams
36:53oh
36:59i'm closer to my dreams
37:04i'm going higher
37:08closer to my dreams
37:15sometimes you just have to let it go
37:21let it go
37:24let it go
37:25i'll be leaving all my fears
37:29to burn and die
37:36push them all away
37:39so i can move on
37:42closer to my dreams
37:45and i can feel it all over my
37:56just close your eyes and see what you believe
38:05oh
38:16i'll be moving high
38:21closer to my dreams
38:26i'm going higher
38:31higher
38:37moving upwards and onwards
38:41it feels like you'll never grow and change
38:47sometimes
38:48sometimes
38:48but you
38:51should
38:51never
38:53never
38:54walk
38:55away
39:05come
39:06in there
39:06let's go
39:07wait
39:07it's not finished
39:09my back part is failing
39:10i can't take it any longer
39:11come
39:11come
39:12oh
39:13my god
39:14great
39:16now we are lost
39:19oh
39:20this is where all the white people are
39:22look
39:23we must find the code check
39:24come
39:25let's go
39:27hello
39:28Peter
39:29damn good show
39:30thank you
39:31where are you guys going
39:32you lost
39:33we have to leave
39:34we want to beat the traffic
39:35if you leave you're going to miss the finale of the show
39:39okay
39:40hang out here
39:41and watch from side stage
39:43i guarantee you're going to love the ending of this show
39:45okay
39:46but
39:47Peter this better be good
39:49it will be the bestest
39:51he's gone
39:52he's gone
39:52he's gone
39:53he's gone
39:53he's gone
39:55he wants to take all the bananas
39:58hi
39:59hi russell
40:00this is task force of ecchio
40:02deployed in hitley
40:04for operation mobile
40:06we're wishing you and our family can manage back home
40:10a very merry business
40:12and a happy new year
40:15more to come on a russell peter's christmas
40:20merry christmas leave the girls alone russell this is the only girl that matters and she's clean
40:29yeah thanks mom do you know your father would really have loved this party
40:34he loved christmas yeah do you remember his favorite christmas carol
40:40hark the herald angels sing and how you would sing it at midnight mass yeah i do
40:55hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king
41:05peace on earth and mercy mine god and sinners reconcile joyful
41:19all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies with angelic host proclaim
41:33christ is born christ is born in bethlehem
41:41hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king
41:55the
42:04the
42:06the
42:07the
42:07the
42:08the
42:08Oh
42:45Oh
43:15Oh
43:26Merry Christmas
43:28Merry Christmas
43:33Thank you and good night
43:47Oh
44:08We'll see you next time.
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