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00:06Well, you better slow down, Fred.
00:08I hear they've been giving out a lot of speeding tickets on this road.
00:11Relax, Bond.
00:12The cop on the speed is an old army buddy of mine.
00:28Boy, are you going to get it.
00:33So, it's a living.
00:35But you and your army buddy are going to have a lot to talk about.
00:38Here he comes.
00:40Hiya, Alex. Long time no see.
00:44Your name's not Alex, mister. It's Belinda.
00:47Now, let's see your driver's license.
00:51Yes, ma'am.
00:54What's this world coming to, Bond,
00:56when the police department starts hiring lady cops?
00:59Well, women are into everything nowadays, Fred.
01:02Nothing's sacred anymore.
01:03Yeah, well, I'm just thankful Wilma and Betty enjoy being housewives.
01:08Yeah, amen to that, Fred.
01:17Hey, the Flintstones.
01:19Brand new Flintstones.
01:21Full of lots of fun and mystery.
01:25Flintstones.
01:26All new Flintstones.
01:27With their special kind of comedy.
01:31Hey there.
01:32It's the same old gang you know.
01:35Now they're in a brand new kind of show.
01:55And when the Flintstones meet the Frankenstones,
01:59have a yabba-dabba-do time,
02:02a just-for-you time,
02:03we'll have a great old time.
02:06Yeah, a great old time.
02:24Can you keep a secret, Betty?
02:27Wilma, you know I don't gossip.
02:30She doesn't gossip.
02:31That'll be the day.
02:32I'm looking for a job.
02:34Wilma, you're kidding.
02:36Have you told Fred yet?
02:37Oh, heavens no.
02:39Fred still thinks a woman's place is in the home.
02:42Barney's more liberal.
02:44He thinks a woman's place is in the kitchen.
02:54At two pounds, that'll be 120 clams, Mrs. Flintstone.
02:59Imagine 120 clams for a two-pound melon.
03:03Inflation is getting ridiculous.
03:05Yeah, it's a crime.
03:07You're right, lady.
03:08This is a crime.
03:09Here, stick them up, everybody.
03:11Oh, it's a hold-up.
03:13Right again, lady.
03:14Put the swag in the bag, Buster.
03:17Uh, yes, sir.
03:19Hey, that's my money.
03:21I just gave it to him.
03:23Now we got it.
03:26Some nerve.
03:27Ooh, now I'm mad.
03:42Wilma, you hit them.
03:45Oh, my.
03:48This is Barbara Walrock at a local supermarket where Bedwock housewife Wilma Flintstone today
03:54KO'd two escaping bandits with a perfectly aimed melon.
03:58Mrs. Flintstone, can you tell us how you did this?
04:01Oh, gee, I'm really not sure.
04:04Can you give us a demonstration?
04:07Oh, I couldn't do it again.
04:09Try to hit that stop sign on the corner with this melon.
04:12It's about 100 feet from here.
04:15Well, okay.
04:21Oh, dear, I hit it.
04:22That's truly amazing, Mrs. Flintstone.
04:25Where did you learn that?
04:26Well, I really don't know.
04:29Oh, my.
04:30I didn't realize it was so late.
04:31Come on, Betty.
04:32We better get going.
04:33I can hear Fred now.
04:35Wilma, I'm home.
04:37What's for dinner?
04:38Wilma, I'm home.
04:40What's for dinner?
04:42Dinosaur almond, Fred.
04:44Be ready in a minute.
04:50And remember, no lumps.
04:53And remember, no lumps.
04:55No respect.
04:56No respect.
05:01Wilma, you'll never guess what happened to me this afternoon.
05:04This cop stops me.
05:06And I thought it was my friend Alex, see?
05:08Only it turns out to be...
05:10Dino.
05:11No, no, no.
05:12Down, will you?
05:13Cut.
05:14No, Dino.
05:15Wilma!
05:20Dino, stop!
05:29Oh, what was the attendance of our last game, Tommy?
05:33210.
05:35208 were Boy Scouts who got in free.
05:37The other two were, uh, your mother and my mother.
05:40They paid.
05:41We'd better come up with something or we're in big trouble.
05:46And here's a wee play of that amazing throw.
05:51What an aim.
05:53Hey, she's pretty good.
05:55Eh, lucky.
05:59It would be a good idea for the cellar-dwelling Dodgers to hire wind-up Wilma as a pitcher.
06:06Uh, who needs a lady pitcher?
06:09Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Tommy?
06:12Yeah.
06:12We'd have the only woman pitching in the major leagues.
06:15There'd be standing room only in every game.
06:18Let's go see this wind-up Wilma.
06:20I hope she's not ugly.
06:23Gee, baseball players are weird.
06:27Oh, this is the way we clean our rugs, clean our rugs, clean our rugs.
06:32Ah, good.
06:33She's home.
06:34Ring the bell.
06:39Coming.
06:40Stay here, Pebbles.
06:43Mrs. Flintstone, I'm Charlie Finrock, owner of the Bedrock Dodgers.
06:48And I'm Tommy LaShale, the manager, and we want to speak with you.
06:56Stop it, Dino, or no supper.
07:03Come in, gentlemen.
07:05Thanks, ma'am.
07:08Now, what can I do for you?
07:09Well, uh, we saw how you bagged those crooks on TV.
07:14Oh, that was just an accident.
07:16I couldn't believe it when I hit that sign.
07:18Oh, don't kid us.
07:20We're ready to offer you a tryout as a relief pitcher for the Bedrock Dodgers.
07:24How about it?
07:25Oh, I'm sorry.
07:26I don't follow football.
07:28What's a relief pitcher?
07:31Baseball, Mrs. Flintstone.
07:33Oh, I don't follow baseball, either.
07:37Mrs. Flintstone, if you can throw a baseball like you threw that melon, we'll pay you 1,000
07:43clams a game, plus a 5,000 clam bonus at the end of the season.
07:48Oh, my.
07:49That's a lot of money.
07:51I'll have to talk it over with my husband first.
07:54Of course.
07:54And if he agrees, be at the stadium tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock.
07:59Oh, I'm sure he'll say yes.
08:01No, no.
08:03Absolutely not, Wilma.
08:04A woman's place is in a home.
08:06You gotta take care of Pebbles and cook and clean house and do the shopping.
08:12But Fred.
08:13Don't but Fred me.
08:15In fact, yesterday I got a ticket from a lady cop.
08:18If she was home where she was supposed to be, I wouldn't have got that ticket.
08:22But Fred, Mr. Finrock is going to pay me 1,000 clams a game.
08:27I don't care if he pays 1,000 clams a game?
08:33Plus a 5,000 clam bonus.
08:36If I...
08:37A 5,000 clam bonus?
08:41Isn't that nice?
08:43Oh.
08:50Oh, Fred.
08:52I have to leave now.
08:53Hey.
08:55Huh?
08:56Pebbles, what are you doing here?
09:00I'm going to the stadium, Fred.
09:02Stadium?
09:03What stadium?
09:04The baseball stadium, remember?
09:065,000 clams.
09:08Oh, yeah.
09:09Now, don't forget, Pebbles' diapers need changing, breakfast is on the stove, and Dino hasn't been fed.
09:15But this is my day off, Wilma.
09:17I was going to play golf with Bonnie.
09:19I know, Fred.
09:20And you're a dear to help me out.
09:23Don't worry, Pebbles.
09:25There's no way a woman can pitch in the big leagues.
09:27Wilma will be home before lunch.
09:35No, no, Mrs. Flintstone.
09:37Face this way, towards the catcher.
09:41Oh, there you are.
09:43What do you want me to do with this ball, Mr. LeShale?
09:46Just throw it into the catcher's glove.
09:49Oh, is that all?
09:51Uh, where's the catcher's glove?
09:54Well, I think I'll kill myself.
09:57Hold your glove up, Rocky.
09:58This is the catcher's glove, Mrs. Flintstone.
10:04I see it.
10:11The rank!
10:12She's a goldmine, Tommy.
10:14If she can pitch like that consistently, we're in business.
10:23The rank!
10:25Was that all right, Mr. Finrock?
10:27Ten perfect pitches is better than all right.
10:30It's fantastic!
10:32You're another Don Dry Rock!
10:34Now all you gotta do is sign on the dotted line,
10:37and we'll all be rich!
10:39Well, maybe I ought to talk it over with my husband first.
10:43Oh, your husband'll love her!
10:44Especially the 5,000 clams!
10:47You're right.
10:51Congratulations, Mrs. Flintstone!
10:57You know, Bon, I'm really worried.
10:59If Wilma gets that pitching job,
11:01I'll be doing so much babysitting and cooking and housekeeping,
11:04I'll never have time to play golf.
11:08Hey, I'm worried too, Fred.
11:10I'll never find a golfing partner who loses as much as you.
11:17Very funny, very funny.
11:18Yeah, I thought so too.
11:20Hello, Mr. Flintstone.
11:23May I speak with you?
11:25Hey, Bon, it's our new neighbor, Frank Frankenstone.
11:28Oh, uh, uh, uh, hiya, Frankie.
11:30Well, pal, what can I do for you?
11:32Oblivia and I have a few errands to run,
11:35and we wondered if you'd mind
11:37looking after the little ones
11:39for a short while.
11:42Why, certainly, Frank.
11:43What are neighbors for except to be neighborly?
11:48Oh, Frankenstub.
11:50Oh, Hiddy-ah.
11:52Coming, Daddy.
11:53How can you say no to a guy
11:55seven feet tall
11:56with bolts in his neck?
11:58Don't be a bother now, Hiddy.
12:02We won't, Daddy.
12:05Hi, Mr. Flintstone.
12:07Hi, Mr. Rubble.
12:08Oh, hiya, kids.
12:12Down, boy, down.
12:14Will you take it easy, creepy man?
12:16Heel, heel, step down.
12:18Oh!
12:32Hey, no, no, not in the house.
12:34Pebbles is sleeping.
12:36Creepy Lace, come back here.
12:38Come on, Juan.
12:39We've got to stop them
12:40before they wake Pebbles.
12:50Oh, Fred.
12:52Oh, Fred.
12:52I'm home.
12:53I did it.
12:54I did it.
12:54I'm the new relief pitcher
12:56for the Bedrock Dodgers.
12:58Congratulations, Wilma.
12:59Yeah, that's great.
13:03What's the matter with Fred?
13:05He had to babysit the Frankenstone kids.
13:08And Creepy chased Dino into the house.
13:14Oh, poor dear.
13:16Fred, Fred, if everything works out,
13:19we can afford a maid and a cook
13:21and you won't have to do anything.
13:26Did you hear that, Betty?
13:27You better start practicing your pitching.
13:31Mr. Finrock said I should get a good night's sleep
13:34for the big game tomorrow.
13:36What big game?
13:37Against the Lava Town Gravaliers.
13:39And I'm so nervous.
13:41I just know I won't sleep a wink all night.
13:44We've got to run, Wilma.
13:46Barney's got a golf game first thing in the morning.
13:48Yeah, so long, Fred.
13:50I'll see you tomorrow.
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52See you tomorrow.
13:54Wilma?
14:04Won't sleep a wink all night, huh?
14:07Oh, boy.
14:09You know, guys, I have the sinking feeling
14:12that our lives are in for a big change.
14:155,000 clams or not, it ain't worth it.
14:18Right?
14:20Right.
14:20We've got to think of a way
14:22to get Wilma back home where she belongs.
14:24Right?
14:25Right.
14:26I got it.
14:27If Wilma doesn't get enough sleep tonight,
14:29then she'll be too tired to play tomorrow.
14:32Right?
14:34Right.
14:43Talk about sleeping like a rock.
14:45Sheep.
14:52Looks like it'll have to go right for the maternal jugular.
14:55Okay, Pebbles.
14:57Hit it.
15:01Nothing.
15:02Okay, Pebbles.
15:03It didn't work.
15:04You can stop crying now.
15:08Yeah, I gotta think of something else.
15:13Coo-coo.
15:14Coo-coo.
15:15Coo-coo.
15:16Sheesh.
15:17They ought to get a night owl for this job.
15:21Boy, 2 o'clock in the morning and I tried everything.
15:25In case you'll have to pull out all the stops.
15:27Dino.
15:28Come here, boy.
15:31Wanna sleep in a big breath tonight?
15:33Who?
15:34Me?
15:35Yep, you.
15:38Sleep tight, Dino.
15:48Okay, Dino.
15:49Knock it off!
16:03Coo-coo.
16:04Coo-coo.
16:05Coo-coo.
16:07Coo-coo.
16:07Coo-coo.
16:11Coo-coo.
16:20Coo-coo.
16:23Wilma, what are you doing up so early?
16:26Oh, the kitchen faucet is dripping and it woke me up.
16:29The faucet was dripping?
16:31Yes.
16:32You know what a light sleeper I am.
16:36Wake up, Fred.
16:37I have to be at the stadium early and pebbles needs to be fed.
16:45Fred?
16:50How do I look, Fred?
16:52I like you better in an apron.
16:54Oh, don't be silly, Fred.
16:56Who ever heard of a baseball player wearing an apron?
17:00Mwah!
17:01Don't forget to watch the game on TV.
17:03Okay, Wilma.
17:05Welcome back!
17:06Yeah, I'm so hungry.
17:15Oh, Gopper.
17:17Oh, Gopper.
17:18Hello, Gopper.
17:19How are you okay?
17:21Look at that.
17:22It's the bottom of the 9th inning, folks.
17:24And amazingly enough, the Bedrock Dodgers are actually beating the Lammatown Travellers 3-2.
17:30But they're in deep trouble now, with the bases loaded and two outs.
17:34Manager Tommy Lashale has pulled his starting pitcher.
17:37And the crowd is waiting anxiously to see who the replacement will be.
17:45The crowd goes wild as Windup Wilma goes to the mound.
17:49This is the moment the fans have been waiting for.
17:51This is history in the making, ladies and gentlemen.
17:55But wait, look who's coming to the plate.
17:57It's the toughest, meanest, ugliest, strongest hitter of all.
18:02A player who has never been struck out.
18:06Man Mountain Mean.
18:10Good luck, Wilma.
18:12Just a minute, lady.
18:14I need a new bat.
18:23That's more like it.
18:30Oh, my.
18:33Come on, lady.
18:34Play ball.
18:36Yes, sir.
18:38You-hoo.
18:40Wilma, get a touchdown for me.
18:43Oh, hi, Betty.
18:44How do I look in my new uniform?
18:47Darling, just darling.
18:49Oh, boy.
18:50How do I look in my new uniform?
18:58Mr. Ray, win.
19:00And away, Wilma, strike the bum out.
19:03Hey, Fred, I thought you wanted Wilma to lose.
19:05Oh, yeah, that's right.
19:07Knock the next one out of the ballpark, Mean.
19:09We want Wilma back home.
19:11You were lucky, lady.
19:15But I'll be ready this time.
19:18Windup Wilma gets set.
19:20She winds up.
19:22And here's the pitch.
19:24What the?
19:26Strike.
19:27Gee.
19:27That away, Wilma.
19:29Two down, one to go.
19:31Touchdown.
19:32Touchdown.
19:35This is it, ladies and gentlemen.
19:37The 0-2 pitch to Man Mountain Mean.
19:48You're right.
19:49Three, you're out.
19:50Hooray.
19:51He did it.
19:53Man Mountain Mean goes down looking.
19:56Windup Wilma has struck him out.
19:58The Bedrock Dodgers win it 3-2.
20:02Hey, I'm a dammit, dude.
20:04It's his world, my good dog, my best friend.
20:09Mrs. Flintstone, how does it feel to be an overnight celebrity?
20:13Well, it's wonderful.
20:15This is the biggest thrill of my life.
20:17Hey, fast.
20:19You're stepping on my foot.
20:20Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Flintstone's husband.
20:24Mrs. Flintstone's husband?
20:27My name is Fred Flintstone, pal.
20:31F-R-E-D, Fred.
20:33You got that?
20:34Oh, boy.
20:35It's going to be tough to be a celebrity's husband.
20:38How about another demonstration of your famous windup for television viewers?
20:43Well, I don't know.
20:46Oh, come on.
20:47You wouldn't want to disappoint your fans, would you?
20:50No, I suppose not.
20:52Oh, poor Fred.
20:54He's taking this hard.
20:56All I do is...
20:58Ouch!
20:59What's wrong?
21:00My arm.
21:01There's a terrible pain in my arm.
21:04What?
21:05We better get you to a hospital.
21:07No, no, no.
21:07I'll have my husband take me.
21:16Boy, it's a good thing Pebbles is asleep.
21:18She'd be worried if she knew Wilma was in the hospital.
21:24Oh!
21:26Dino!
21:27When I need a shadow, I'll call you!
21:29Hi, Fred.
21:31Wilma!
21:34Are you all right?
21:35Yes, Fred.
21:37The doctor says I have a severe case of Fitcher's elbow
21:41and that I probably won't be able to Fitch again.
21:45I hope you're not too disappointed.
21:47Disappointed?
21:49Are you kidding, Wilma?
21:50Me and Pebbles are glad to have you back.
21:53Mama!
21:55Mama!
21:56Mama!
21:56Mama!
21:57Mama!
21:59Mama!
21:59Mama!
22:00And so is Dino.
22:02Mama!
22:04Oh, thanks, Dino.
22:08Come on, let's go home.
22:09I'm starved.
22:10Stop at the supermarket, Fred.
22:12And we'll get you a snack.
22:16Boy, I can't wait to sink my teeth into one of those thick, juicy
22:20brontosaurus steaks smothered with mushrooms.
22:24Stop, thief, stop!
22:25Call the police.
22:27We've just been robbed.
22:28Hold it, buddy.
22:29I got a black belt in karate.
22:30Be there.
22:31Well, I got two of them, buddy.
22:33Oh, oh, that's true.
22:48Great shot, Wilma.
22:50Your pitching arm.
22:52What?
22:53Your pitch's elbow suddenly got better, huh?
22:56Oh, I guess I forgot about the pain and all the excitement.
23:01There's nothing wrong with your elbow, is there, Wilma?
23:06Well, actually, Fred, no.
23:08You mean you sacrificed your career for us?
23:11Yes, Fred.
23:12I'd rather have you and Pebbles than a career any day.
23:17Wilma, you're the greatest.
23:20All right, who clabbered this crook?
23:22Oh, that lady over there, she hit him with a melon.
23:24Oh, boy, has she got a great arm.
23:25Let's get out of here, Fred.
23:27You sent it, Wilma.
23:28Come on.
23:31Yabba-dabba-doo!
23:55Come on.
23:55Come on, boy, ю, ю, ю, ю, ю.
24:00Oh, boy, yo.
24:08Oh, boy, aye, ys.
24:10Do you need me up to the plane of the życia?
24:14You かça click on Youtube by there, общем?
24:15Thank you, Will.
24:15Oh, boy, no.
24:15Put it, ressenti Frai.
24:15Oh, boy.
24:17テーザー
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