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00:00:27You
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00:01:47Even made roast beef once for me. I'm making it right now for Isaac for everyone
00:01:53It's only Isaac's favorite because of me because my mom made it for me
00:01:58Remember this was your idea. I know I
00:02:03Do appreciate your support in all this
00:02:06Can you check the roast? What do you mean see how it's doing?
00:02:14You don't check a roast you time a roast
00:02:19Do you think Isaac likes his roast rare rare? No way. This is Isaac we're talking about
00:02:25He's never enjoyed things properly. That's why we're doing what we're doing tonight
00:02:31When you're done over there, can you get the good wine?
00:02:40What do you mean the good wine, you know how Barclay and Radia are
00:02:47And it would be nice to not be embarrassed about what we serve great. What'd you got? I'm doing the
00:02:51food
00:02:54There's still time for a wine run
00:02:56Check the empty bottles in the garage that they brought last weekend to make sure you get the right stuff
00:03:00Why don't we just fill them up
00:03:02Really?
00:03:03We can call them out when they're refined palates. Don't notice the difference
00:03:09It'll be fun
00:03:49It's totally makes the perfect wine
00:03:50It might I'm trying to take
00:03:50You I know
00:04:02The
00:04:24Do you think they'll notice the caps don't snap when they open them?
00:04:27You're the man of the house.
00:04:28He'll be doing the opening in Poring.
00:04:30Don't think you're allowed to say man of the house anymore.
00:04:35Wrong bottle.
00:04:41I thought that was the point.
00:04:42You put red and white.
00:04:43No one will notice.
00:04:44It says blanc right on it.
00:04:46So?
00:04:47So blanc means white.
00:04:49I'm not bilingual.
00:04:50You can't judge me.
00:04:51Just put it in the garage and fill up another bottle.
00:04:55Cancel culture is rampant in this house.
00:05:26No one will notice.
00:05:27Fuck!
00:05:39We have a murder?
00:05:42Floiling slip, huh?
00:05:44What?
00:05:45In regards to what tonight is all about.
00:05:47What do you mean?
00:05:48Do you have a problem with what we're doing tonight?
00:05:50No, there's the right thing to do. We're being good friends.
00:05:55You might want to consider paying for his funeral, though.
00:06:31Did you see Barkley and Radia? How happy they were going up to the front door like they were going
00:06:35to some fucking dinner party?
00:06:37They are going to a dinner party. As are we.
00:06:42Did you see their stupid fucking trunk?
00:06:45What's wrong with you?
00:06:47Barkley, Radia, so good to see you.
00:06:50Oh my god, we got the same guy.
00:06:53It pairs perfect with beef.
00:06:55Yeah, we thought the same thing.
00:06:57What is that?
00:07:00What do you mean?
00:07:01You said this was an overnight activity. This is our overnight bag.
00:07:03That is not a bag.
00:07:05It represents a bag.
00:07:06Isn't it so vintage?
00:07:07Well, it looks old, if that's what you mean.
00:07:10All right, take it up to the main guest room.
00:07:13I don't think we can say guest room anymore.
00:07:15What are you talking about?
00:07:16Guest room indicates that we're your guests, like we're yours, and that's just not right.
00:07:21We're definitely not yours.
00:07:22We're having you over, that's all. Don't be stupid.
00:07:25Having people isn't really a thing anymore.
00:07:27Everything has to be consensual, Blake.
00:07:29Vintage things are cool, vintage thoughts are not. Catch my drift?
00:07:36I do.
00:07:39Just take the old trunk to the second bedroom.
00:07:42Second? Really? You think ranking is better?
00:07:45It's not a celebration, it's an intervention.
00:07:48Whatever the fuck you guys are calling it.
00:07:50What's the difference? It's just people sitting around talking.
00:07:53You haven't been to one before.
00:07:55It's our friend group's first, if that's what you mean.
00:07:59I mean, you haven't been to one before, what the fuck?
00:08:02You haven't been to one before either.
00:08:04It's not a big deal. Everyone's doing it.
00:08:09I haven't been to one before because my friend group isn't as fucked up as yours is.
00:08:13You don't have a friend group.
00:08:15You had a band, and the band broke up.
00:08:18Breaking up makes a lot more sense than a fucking intervention.
00:08:21Really?
00:08:22Because sitting around playing guitar by yourself is starting to get pretty sad.
00:08:25Playing is playing, same as on stage, doesn't make a difference.
00:08:29You don't believe that.
00:08:31It's not my fault you need to see me on stage to get wet.
00:08:34Yeah, I was your groupie. Now you don't have a group.
00:08:39You're just a lonely bitch.
00:08:41Fuck you. Fuck you.
00:08:42Hmm. Giselle and Darby are here.
00:08:44That's good. We should get downstairs then.
00:08:47They're just sitting in their car.
00:08:52How many beds at other people's houses always creak?
00:08:54Because sex at other people's houses is always better.
00:08:57More passionate.
00:08:59What makes being guests such a joy.
00:09:02So we can say guests?
00:09:06Well, we as guests can say guests.
00:09:07We just can't be called guests by non-guests.
00:09:09See a difference?
00:09:10Totally.
00:09:12Oh my god.
00:09:14What are you doing with that?
00:09:16Like ask for options.
00:09:18Not everybody wants to do pills or asphyxiation.
00:09:20This is something they can both enjoy.
00:09:24You really go all in, don't you?
00:09:27Hold it.
00:09:29Where'd you get it?
00:09:30It is a Heckler and Coke P30L.
00:09:34John Wick's gun.
00:09:36Really?
00:09:37It's not loaded, is it?
00:09:38What do you think?
00:09:40It is his favorite Keanu Reeves movie franchise.
00:09:43He's gonna love it.
00:09:45That's really thoughtful, Barkley.
00:09:46I know.
00:09:49You think we'll need the chloroform?
00:09:51It's a safety precaution, but I hope so.
00:09:56Do you remember the wine?
00:10:03Whiskey, bitch.
00:10:26To good friends.
00:10:27To good friends!
00:10:32This is fucked.
00:10:34What are you talking about?
00:10:35Really?
00:10:36Come on, Darby.
00:10:38This is what we're supposed to be doing.
00:10:39This is what a good friend group does.
00:10:40Not the first.
00:10:42Everyone's doing it.
00:10:43We're not God.
00:10:44Who believes in religion anymore?
00:10:47That's not what I meant.
00:10:48To sell?
00:10:50Maybe they're right.
00:10:51If one in seven friends were eliminated,
00:10:53who knows, we could probably solve world hunger.
00:10:57How?
00:10:59By feeding them to the homeless,
00:11:01hand out body parts and barbecues on the street?
00:11:03Be realistic, Darby.
00:11:04How many barbecues could you fit inside of a car?
00:11:06It would probably be hibachis.
00:11:08Speaking of food, May?
00:11:10Smells positively delicious in here.
00:11:13You're talking about May's cooking
00:11:15and we're talking about killing someone.
00:11:16We're convincing someone to kill themselves.
00:11:19There's a difference.
00:11:20It is called life intervention, Darby.
00:11:22Don't be toxic.
00:11:23You're better than that.
00:11:23I know it.
00:11:24We're not convincing him.
00:11:26We're explaining to him why it's his best option.
00:11:29We'll do one of our bottles first.
00:11:31Wine anyone?
00:11:34We are doing it for his own good, Darby.
00:11:36He drinks decaf coffee at brunch and light beer at parties.
00:11:39There's no enjoyment in his life.
00:11:41He takes care of his body.
00:11:43Sounds like he wants to live to me like most people.
00:11:46Looks like the before guy in before and after pictures.
00:11:49Now he's gonna die in a moderately well-kept boring body.
00:11:52It's not very James Dean, that's for sure.
00:11:54Because of us.
00:11:56Don't get so worked up, please.
00:11:58We're talking about killing someone.
00:11:59Saving.
00:12:01Saving.
00:12:02Like heroes.
00:12:04We're gonna be so heroic, babe.
00:12:05You'll see.
00:12:06We are not killing anyone.
00:12:10We're just pointing him in the right direction.
00:12:13Have you seen photos of other life interventions?
00:12:15I mean, at least we have some taste here.
00:12:17You guys did a great job.
00:12:18How long are you house-sitting for?
00:12:20House-sitting?
00:12:22This isn't even your house?
00:12:23It's my parents.
00:12:25Can't afford a place like this.
00:12:27Fuck it, Giselle.
00:12:27Why didn't you tell me?
00:12:29I thought you'd be pissy about it.
00:12:30I'm pissy about everything.
00:12:32I, for one, dig your self-assurance, Darby.
00:12:34It's better to do something like this in the suburbs.
00:12:37I feel so gross.
00:12:38I need a fucking shower.
00:12:39I can show you where the shower is.
00:12:41Hand you a towel.
00:12:42Anything you need.
00:12:42Anytime.
00:12:43It's better here.
00:12:44Isaac was practically a family member growing up in this house.
00:12:47Probably had more dinners here than his own place.
00:12:50He's gonna feel so comfortable here.
00:12:52It's really perfect.
00:12:54Honestly, we're such good friends.
00:12:56Mmm.
00:13:02Oh, good wine.
00:13:04Good conversation.
00:13:05Good friends.
00:13:07Think of all the years of personal anguish we'll be saving him, Darby.
00:13:09I don't even think he likes people.
00:13:11I didn't agree to this.
00:13:13You were on the friend group group chat?
00:13:14You were, Darby.
00:13:16This was all done through memes and emojis.
00:13:18I didn't think you were serious.
00:13:20You had the funniest memes, though.
00:13:22They were so dirty and so clever.
00:13:23You were definitely a great addition to the group chat.
00:13:25I didn't think this was real.
00:13:27If friend groups did this decades ago, bad friends probably wouldn't even be a thing anymore.
00:13:31And we would be spared from doing this ourselves.
00:13:33But I think of it as doing something for future generations.
00:13:37Like past generations.
00:13:38Went to war.
00:13:38Exactly.
00:13:39Egg-fucking-zactly.
00:13:42Really?
00:13:43Going to war?
00:13:45Of the mind.
00:13:47Look at you.
00:13:48You're battling right now.
00:13:49You just have to climb that wall.
00:13:50Like Humpty Dumpty.
00:13:52Not really.
00:13:53We're saving so many kids from bad childhoods who would have been born to people like Isaac.
00:13:57Imagine Isaac's kids.
00:13:58Ooh, for real.
00:13:59Like Humpty Dumpty.
00:14:01Sure.
00:14:02Everyone knew what I meant.
00:14:03It's clever.
00:14:04I'm clever.
00:14:04We are talking about someone who just doesn't fit into society.
00:14:09That's why we're doing what we're doing.
00:14:11It's for the better.
00:14:13Because you don't like him?
00:14:15Because he annoys you?
00:14:17Is that justification for death?
00:14:19Maybe he can't fucking stand you guys.
00:14:24I don't think so.
00:14:25I just cooked his favorite meal.
00:14:27And I brought this.
00:14:29It's gonna blow his mind.
00:14:32I mean, it is the gun John Wick uses, so he's gonna love it.
00:14:35Great fucking call, dude.
00:14:36John Wick is the best Keanu franchise.
00:14:38Love it.
00:14:39Hey, Darby.
00:14:40Everyone is all for Isaac.
00:14:42This is all for Isaac.
00:14:44Why don't we all head downstairs?
00:14:46I'll take you through the rest of the options for Isaac,
00:14:48and then we can run through rehearsal in the intervention room.
00:14:52I need a sec.
00:14:53I love that you smoke.
00:14:55Tobacco is great.
00:14:57Shall we?
00:14:59I love.
00:15:00No.
00:15:11I love you.
00:15:16I love you too.
00:15:19I love you too.
00:15:21to Isaac for his choice of how to take care of himself.
00:15:23And let's be clear, that's what this is tonight,
00:15:26a circle of care for our friend.
00:15:29First, we show care for him, then he shows care for himself.
00:15:33Option one, the John Wick gun thoughtful choice of a piece.
00:15:38I know he'll be touched by it, and we can all happily
00:15:40remember the time we watched the first two John Wick films
00:15:43together before going to the theater for the third.
00:15:45So much fun.
00:15:47I'm sure it was one of Isaac's favorite days.
00:15:49We can recommend to Isaac that the gun would be best served
00:15:52up against his temple or in his mouth.
00:15:55Upside, he pulls the trigger, and in one instant,
00:15:58all of his pain and loneliness is gone forever.
00:16:01Downside, there will be a bit of a clean-up involved afterwards.
00:16:04If we hang plastic all around him to catch the blood splatter,
00:16:08there will be less clean-up.
00:16:09Wait, Dexter.
00:16:11I thought that was so smart.
00:16:13If you have a ton of plastic with you, that sounds great.
00:16:17Without any plastic, I think we should recommend to Isaac
00:16:20that he set up a stool in the bathroom.
00:16:22As we all know, tile is the easiest surface to clean blood from.
00:16:26Our next option is the rope as a tool for hanging.
00:16:30There is a centuries-old history with suicide by hanging
00:16:33that would tie Isaac to all of humanity.
00:16:37Of course, it's not our choice.
00:16:38It's not about us.
00:16:40Also, if Isaac wants to do it out back by the ravine,
00:16:43we would have the option of leaving him there
00:16:45to be discovered by others, which, though traumatic...
00:16:48For some kids!
00:16:48...finds him!
00:16:51...would really make our lives a lot easier.
00:16:53Then, we don't have to be the ones to call the cops.
00:16:55It's good for people to come face to face with this stuff.
00:16:57Do you have a stool or a chair in mind
00:17:00to aid Isaac in hanging himself?
00:17:02There are a few wooden chairs in the garage
00:17:03that I think will be perfect for his height.
00:17:05Brilliant.
00:17:06A wooden chair and a tree?
00:17:08It would be so poetic.
00:17:09I really do hope that's what he chooses.
00:17:11Next up, a favorite way to go for the Hollywood elite.
00:17:16They are super clean and painless.
00:17:19Downside, all the beds are spoken for.
00:17:21He can use ours.
00:17:23May, you're the consummate host.
00:17:25Up next, switchblade.
00:17:29Obviously, to slit his wrists.
00:17:31Initially, I wanted to go with a larger knife
00:17:33or a razor blade, but I think I should get
00:17:36a real charge out of this.
00:17:38So, when does Isaac arrive?
00:17:41It was on the itinerary, but about an hour.
00:17:45Can I have a bath now, then?
00:17:47Tomorrow, sweetie.
00:17:48After the cough sleep and stuff.
00:17:50If Isaac chickens out of slitting his wrists in the bath,
00:17:53we can always plug this in and drop it in with him.
00:17:56He always liked watching my mom blow dry her hair.
00:17:58It made him hard and horny.
00:18:03I took the liberty of printing out the top three bridges
00:18:06within a 20-kilometer radius that Isaac could hurl himself off of.
00:18:10Although I didn't pick any where he'd be going into traffic
00:18:13because I don't think that's fair to the drivers.
00:18:15Oh, my God!
00:18:17You have the Millennium Bridge!
00:18:19That's where Barkley took me on our first date.
00:18:21He read an E.E. Cummings poem.
00:18:23I recited.
00:18:24There's a difference.
00:18:24You might remember these.
00:18:28Darby does.
00:18:29It's got stacks and stacks of unsold ones
00:18:31in the back of her car.
00:18:33This is a little different.
00:18:35At least most of you bought one.
00:18:36This is a mixed CD,
00:18:38something that takes a lot of time and effort.
00:18:40Fucking writes is different.
00:18:42I write and create my own songs and record them.
00:18:45You plop other people's shit on there and call it work.
00:18:47It's not that simple.
00:18:49And what I do is?
00:18:51It's a different art form.
00:18:52Let's leave it at that.
00:18:57Having known Isaac for close to 30 years,
00:19:00this disc spans almost three decades of memories
00:19:03and spans multiple genres of music,
00:19:06with a particular focus on the prime
00:19:08of Third Eye Blind's career.
00:19:10So as you can see, Darby,
00:19:12this goes a little beyond jamming on a guitar
00:19:14and spewing some words.
00:19:15You're probably wondering what this is for.
00:19:17Well, I have my 1999 Toyota RAV4,
00:19:21which was given to me by my mother,
00:19:23parked in the garage right now.
00:19:25Still got the original compact disc player in it.
00:19:27We all know that.
00:19:28So what I'm saying is,
00:19:30if Isaac wants to go out via our last option,
00:19:34carbon monoxide, in the garage,
00:19:36then he can do it.
00:19:38Listening to 30 years of nostalgia
00:19:41played through the music of our lives,
00:19:42which just so happens, Darby,
00:19:45to include some of the greatest bands of all time,
00:19:47many of which are from the 90s, obviously,
00:19:50as he slips away into eternity.
00:20:00Next up, rehearsals.
00:20:31music plays
00:20:32I believe that no one cares
00:20:35Cause we're here waiting for you baby
00:20:38Do your time and then come home for good
00:20:44So don't hide yourself away
00:20:48Anytime, anytime
00:20:52Don't hide yourself away
00:20:55Anytime
00:21:13If you ever feel in doubt
00:21:16You have a place in my heart baby
00:21:20If I ever feel left out
00:21:23I know I've got a place in yours
00:21:27Don't believe that I wouldn't dare
00:21:30So go and take you right back baby
00:21:34Do your time and then come home for good
00:21:40So don't hide yourself away
00:21:45Anytime, anytime
00:21:47Don't hide yourself away
00:21:52Anytime, anytime
00:21:54Don't hide yourself away
00:21:57Hide yourself away
00:21:59Shine, don't hide yourself away
00:22:04Hide yourself away
00:22:33Rehearsals went really well
00:22:36Everyone was so prepared
00:22:38For sure
00:22:38It's all about getting the point across
00:22:40You can't mince words
00:22:42You know, saying mean things come so naturally to you
00:22:44Those words were really hurt
00:22:46Everyone did good
00:22:48You were surprisingly impressive in your cruelty
00:22:50You should be proud
00:22:51You should be proud of reaching this
00:22:53I just need to find a career for my type of leadership
00:22:56I think people are afraid to hire leaders like me
00:22:58Anyone doing the hiring will be afraid that I'll take over
00:23:02Yeah, I mean, you were right
00:23:05If there is a suicide here
00:23:07There's no way your parents are going on to live here anymore
00:23:09I mean, I wouldn't have fired them
00:23:11Suicide runs in both of their families
00:23:13They've been running from it their entire lives
00:23:15This is perfect
00:23:16They'll definitely pass the house on to me
00:23:18You're so smart
00:23:21And you won't care then that I don't have a job?
00:23:24I'd marry you
00:23:27We could do it right here in the backyard
00:23:31You must have the hottest sex
00:23:33Not really
00:23:34She's actually pretty cold with that stuff
00:23:36She just kind of pushes my head down every few days
00:23:39And that's it
00:23:41Like between her legs?
00:23:46Did you hear all that stuff Blake said about Isaac in there?
00:23:48We're definitely doing the right thing tonight
00:23:50For sure
00:23:50The world will be a better place tomorrow
00:23:55I love that I can tell that you are punk rock
00:23:58Not just play punk rock
00:24:00Like punk rock is a whole way of living, you know
00:24:01And I can tell that you really embody that
00:24:05Our band broke up
00:24:06I am so sorry to hear that, Darby
00:24:08I'm so sorry to hear that too, Darby
00:24:11You guys gonna try and convince me to kill myself?
00:24:15Never
00:24:15Never
00:24:16Uh-huh
00:24:18I hope that Blake has chosen at least one oak tree out of the three
00:24:21Because although they're not as versatile
00:24:22They are the strongest
00:24:24Why does it matter?
00:24:25I like to think everything matters
00:24:28So, as we can see
00:24:30It's a beautiful tree
00:24:31Strong lines
00:24:32Feels a bit Tim Burton-esque
00:24:34Which I know Isaac will adore
00:24:36Just
00:24:37Just an ideal piece of nature to go out with
00:24:39One of those vintage wood chairs from the garage
00:24:42Would be standing next to this
00:24:44All right, everyone, follow me to the last tree
00:24:47It better be oak
00:24:48It's an oak tree
00:24:50So the strongest of the three
00:24:52What I like about the oak is its strength and climbability
00:24:55Isaac can actually climb up this tree with the rope
00:24:58Tie it off and jump
00:24:59The bark is at a perfect resiliency level this time of year as well
00:25:06We could still set up the chair underneath
00:25:09I mean, we could
00:25:11But a chair might look a little weird so far below where Isaac's hanging
00:25:15Barkley's right
00:25:16The chair will look gorgeous under this tree
00:25:18And it would be more like an art exhibit
00:25:21Like a think piece
00:25:23Logistically, for the first responders and police
00:25:26It might read like evidence of some kind
00:25:29I mean, they'd want to do an ultrasound
00:25:30I think you mean autopsy
00:25:32You know what I mean
00:25:34I mean, it's not like we would have hung in
00:25:36So we'd have nothing to worry about
00:25:38Maybe Isaac just wanted to have a sit and ponder
00:25:40Before climbing the tree and hanging himself
00:25:42I mean, who are the police to judge?
00:25:43I think it's their job to judge
00:25:45I think it's the judge's job to judge
00:25:47So there's that
00:25:48I don't know about you
00:25:49But I don't want to end up in front of a judge over this
00:25:51How about we don't do any of this
00:25:53And we don't have to worry about police or judges
00:25:55Let's all just focus on Blake
00:25:57Yeah, thanks, Maybae
00:25:58I'm just not sure about the chair with the oak
00:26:02Think about it this way
00:26:03If you're planning to come out and kill yourself
00:26:05You're not sure which tree you're going to use, right?
00:26:07I mean, it's not like everyone that kills himself has great guides like yourself
00:26:11So you'd bring a chair in case
00:26:13Because you wouldn't expect to find the perfect climb-friendly tree
00:26:16That's a good fucking point
00:26:17Great point
00:26:18I don't agree with any of this, but
00:26:21That was on point
00:26:22You really think you could climb this tree?
00:26:24I would hope so
00:26:25We used to climb it all the time when we were kids
00:26:29Yeah, these trees are pretty high
00:26:30I think there's a nice symmetry to this scenario
00:26:32Thank you, Barkley
00:26:33Have you tried climbing lately?
00:26:36No, but I'm in much better shape than Isaac
00:26:38So it wouldn't really prove anything
00:26:41Climb it
00:26:42Don't be stupid
00:26:43Show them you can do it
00:26:45Yeah, climb it
00:26:47Climb it
00:26:47Climb it
00:26:49Climb it
00:26:50Climb it
00:26:51Climb it
00:26:51Climb it
00:26:52Climb it
00:26:52Climb it
00:26:53Climb it
00:26:53Climb it
00:26:54Climb it
00:26:54Climb it
00:26:55Climb it
00:27:02I'm getting party tingles because I don't even know whose face is going to end up in the potato salad
00:27:06You know?
00:27:07I don't, but
00:27:09I'm really glad you
00:27:10You reached out because that doesn't really happen with me
00:27:13Like
00:27:14Ever
00:27:19The grass
00:27:22I know this is a weird first date
00:27:25Oh, you mean the whole sleepover thing?
00:27:28Can't be worse than all the rape that happens at college dorm
00:27:30Likams
00:27:30Learn more than all the germs
00:27:30Call thehydramers
00:27:37This was my favourite place growing up
00:27:45Climb it
00:27:46Climb it
00:27:49And all the
00:27:50Climb it
00:27:50Climb it
00:27:50Climb it
00:27:50Climb it
00:27:50Climb it
00:28:05You're doing great, hon.
00:28:12Well, you rope about as good as you can climb.
00:28:14Shut up.
00:28:15Yeah, I don't think you're doing this right.
00:28:17Maybe you should watch a YouTube video?
00:28:19I'm not watching a YouTube video on how to rope a...
00:28:23You think they have YouTube videos on how to throw a suicide rope?
00:28:27You want to try it?
00:28:29I learn from trees. I don't rope them.
00:29:02Nice, babe.
00:29:04She was able to do it because she was able to see what I was doing wrong, that's all.
00:29:09Solid... solid team effort, Darby.
00:29:11That was really cool.
00:29:13Nerd.
00:29:15And now that Blake knows what to do right, I'm sure he can handle it by himself.
00:29:20Darby, maybe you could show me how...
00:29:25I'll need some help.
00:29:27Really?
00:29:29I think we've all seen what we need to see here.
00:29:31I have to go in and check on the food.
00:29:33I'm with you.
00:29:34Me too.
00:29:35I'm gonna need another drink.
00:29:36Uh, Radia, can you stay back and take a photo of me for Instagram?
00:29:40If you really want to post a picture of you roping a tree your friend might be found hanging from
00:29:44the next day.
00:29:45Um, it would be nice to have the option.
00:29:48I don't get to look rugged often.
00:29:53Nope, it's open.
00:29:55Okay.
00:30:06They should be here.
00:30:08Is this a surprise party?
00:30:09Maybe?
00:30:10Maybe they're hiding.
00:30:11Is it your birthday?
00:30:12They invited me and I know everybody's gonna be here.
00:30:16But maybe they like invited all your friends.
00:30:20Like everyone from your life and they're all hiding and they're gonna jump out at you and you're gonna shit
00:30:24your pants.
00:30:25This is everybody from my life and I don't want to shit my pants.
00:30:29There isn't anyone else?
00:30:31Not one?
00:30:33Blake's parents, maybe, but they, they, um, they don't like to be around if Blake is, so they're probably not
00:30:39here.
00:30:40Makes sense.
00:30:43What do you mean?
00:30:45I mean, I guess no one gets along with their parents. I don't know.
00:30:47It's pretty impossible not to get along with Blake's mom.
00:30:53Maybe they're out back.
00:31:00What about the pool?
00:31:01You wanna go for a dip?
00:31:02Another option.
00:31:04He doesn't like swimming.
00:31:07Isaac!
00:31:12So, so many of you at once.
00:31:14I wish you'd just come to the door, Blake, and answer for yourself.
00:31:17I mean, you could too, May.
00:31:19Anyways, good to see everybody.
00:31:21Who's this?
00:31:23This is Lexi.
00:31:25She's my partner for today's festivities.
00:31:27I'm his date.
00:31:29His date?
00:31:30That's great.
00:31:30Amazing.
00:31:31I'm Nadia.
00:31:34So great.
00:31:36The more the merrier.
00:31:37May.
00:31:40Yeah, great.
00:31:42Great you're here.
00:31:44Nice to meet you.
00:31:44I'm Giselle.
00:31:51I'm Blake.
00:31:52I've known Isaacs his entire life.
00:31:57I was just showing everyone out back by the ravine where we used to get up to no good.
00:32:00And by no good, he means I got to hide in trees all day while he swam in the pool.
00:32:06I see you have your overnight bags. Fantastic.
00:32:09This place looks like a country club.
00:32:11Do I need to check in somewhere or get a membership?
00:32:14No membership required, but tact and taste is recommended.
00:32:17Don't be a twat.
00:32:18It's alright.
00:32:19With a face like that on his head, I thought he was gonna say tits and ass.
00:32:24I like Lexi.
00:32:26Where'd you find her, Isaac?
00:32:27She found me.
00:32:29Must have been digging for a while.
00:32:31It's amazing what you can find when you look.
00:32:37Another set of eyes to witness the night's events that Blake has planned for us.
00:32:42I mean, who has adult sleepovers?
00:32:45They're all the rage these days.
00:32:47Hey, why doesn't everyone head inside and get yourselves a drink?
00:32:51I know I'm thirsty.
00:32:54Come on.
00:33:04Isaac, you know where to take the bags, right?
00:33:06Of course I do.
00:33:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:10I'm so sorry.
00:33:11Let me, let me take your bags down for you.
00:33:13That's the least I can do.
00:33:14I'd love to go down and see the set up.
00:33:15It's no problem.
00:33:16No, no.
00:33:17It's really no problem.
00:33:18Really?
00:33:19It's no problem.
00:33:20Exactly.
00:33:20It's no problem.
00:33:21Lexi, always let a man go down first if he's offering.
00:33:24Can't argue with that.
00:33:25Isaac, give Blake your bag.
00:33:27Then you and Lexi have to come do a shot.
00:33:28You're buying everyone else.
00:33:29We arrived right on time.
00:33:31My mom was always so proud of my punctuality scores on my report card.
00:33:34She could tell you that in a second.
00:33:35Well, I mean, she was always trying to get rid of you.
00:33:38She was the punctual one, not you.
00:33:39She hated you.
00:33:44Shots.
00:33:47I'm just gonna go change.
00:33:49I got pretty dirty being rugged in the ravine.
00:33:51Got a plethora of great photos now.
00:33:53I should change too.
00:33:55Me too.
00:33:57Me too.
00:33:59Me too.
00:33:59Me too.
00:34:18Me too.
00:34:20Me too.
00:34:46I'm a室ie.
00:34:47I don't have clothes.
00:34:48But I know I didn't care about it.
00:34:50You're my mum.
00:34:50rugged roping photos this is about Isaac bringing a date I assume that's why you
00:34:54invited us upstairs invited I said I was changing my clothes oh I thought that
00:34:59was secret agent speak code great so we all have to change our clothes for no
00:35:05reason now what's the difference you look like Edward Scissorhands dressed
00:35:09you with a blindfold so how are we gonna do the thing now maybe Blake isn't the
00:35:14asshole we all think he is and this will all blow over did you not hear him down
00:35:19there I can't believe he hasn't killed himself already I know right he really
00:35:22does seem like he just needs a friendly push and in the end that's what
00:35:26tonight is all about do not lose focus Darby so should we tie her up or
00:35:30something who Darby no Lexi who the hell is Lexi Isaac's date you idiot Isaac has a
00:35:37date good for him I feel like May and Blake could help out with this can we get
00:35:47them up here you might look a little suspicious nice pajama top sport put it
00:35:54on I don't think I would not have expected someone with your integrity to be the
00:36:01weak link this shirt yes yes yes eat my ass and call me Tuesday this party has a
00:36:31officially started I I just know how uncomfortable I'm gonna be if I don't
00:36:35change in they all do
00:36:54glad you can make it thanks you look weird I don't know being back here at the house you're here
00:37:05it's all a bit
00:37:08strange in a good way so you date now how'd that happen it was one of those
00:37:19online things you told me to set up years ago but like where the girl had to reach
00:37:23out first so I I kind of forgot I was on one imagine my fear when I saw a message
00:37:32yikes so this is your first date ever technically literally but you brought her
00:37:39here without telling me you always said you didn't invite me to things because
00:37:42showing up alone depresses people so I I felt lucky to be able to come and not
00:37:48depress people scary for her though right she probably doesn't know you don't know
00:37:51how to date I I think she's pretty aware I guess you're right it's better with us
00:38:02here I mean imagine having to go on a date with you that's that's what I said I need
00:38:11my bag you running away already no I just want to change why did you shake your pants I've done
00:38:17that
00:38:17before on a date it's no big deal you should probably shower though I didn't soil myself yet
00:38:21everybody else went upstairs to change for dinner so I figured I should do you want
00:38:25to change yeah like a like a group kind of culty do people change together now like gym class I
00:38:37hated PE but I I want to fit in tonight okay yeah I still kind of like to change in
00:38:46my own though so if you
00:38:47don't mind you know Flexi likes you you're gonna have to take your clothes off in front of her
00:38:52yeah maybe but I wear boxers though so I could always pull my penis through the hole if I don't
00:38:58feel comfortable getting all the way naked in the case of intercourse it's it's one of three reasons
00:39:03I like boxers over briefs yeah yeah good to see you glad you're here
00:39:12just gonna go upstairs and change I've never seen people so desperate to change clothes before
00:39:20well it's been a while since everybody got together I think they just want to make a good impression
00:39:26so how long have you and Blake been together
00:39:30six years I wish I could be in such a committed relationship he seems like such a great guy
00:39:48what are you guys doing we're pretty sure we should tie Lexi up in the basement what
00:39:52what choice we have why don't we just make her part of the intervention instead but then she'll
00:40:10know everything yeah I thought this is more of an insider thing friend group thing she's gonna
00:40:15want him dead by the end of dinner I think we're okay she'll probably know something up if she gets
00:40:19tied up just saying no vote no seriously Isaac I decided I didn't want to wear my tomorrow clothes
00:40:35for today because then I wouldn't have any clothes for tomorrow so I put on my swimsuit instead you
00:40:40don't swim I don't get it I still like baths though you wear your swimsuit in the bath of course
00:40:50that's amazing everything looks and smells so good I can't believe you made my favorite meal it
00:40:59feels like my birthday that's ironic well Blake told me how much you like coming over for the roast
00:41:07beef sundaes my favorite meal of the week so naturally it became Isaac's hmm that's my medic desire
00:41:12who talks like that neuroscience talks like that neuroscience sounds like a four-eyed chronic
00:41:17masturbator if you are referring to me you're probably right my desire comes from my brain not
00:41:24my genitalia and I'm proud of that I didn't get much home cooking back in my place and mom wasn't
00:41:32able to cook much with all the places she was dropping me off at especially on weekends so it's well
00:41:37we just want you to really enjoy your meal what's the occasion it's just been so long since we were
00:41:43all together yeah we wanted to get the band back together judging by your pictures on social media
00:41:49seems like you're you're always together you can't trust social media I think Darby had a successful
00:41:56band if you did and Giselle didn't have cellulite and was 20 pounds lighter
00:42:03I like to consider social media an accurate pictorial diary for myself a place where I can
00:42:08showcase my growths and accomplishments as a human I hope you'll be taking and posting
00:42:14lots of pictures tonight then yeah that's a great idea especially later
00:42:20I don't like to overindulge my audience
00:42:26speaking of phones I'm gonna go grab mine from downstairs
00:42:56can I help you find anything
00:43:02what are you doing here
00:43:05it's a shame you never invited me to your parents house
00:43:07I look killer in a bikini
00:43:09you should leave
00:43:10that would look suspicious no or maybe you could just make up a lie
00:43:14you're always good at that
00:43:15how'd you find Isaac what are you doing
00:43:17pretty much all you did was talk about Isaac
00:43:20especially after sex
00:43:21just leave
00:43:23I don't want you anymore I thought I made that clear
00:43:25clear like how
00:43:26because I thought she made it clear how much better and tighter I was than May
00:43:30maybe we should call her down here
00:43:31clear things up
00:43:32walk off
00:43:34you can't just cut people out of your life without consequences
00:43:38what do you want from me
00:43:43what'd you come down here for
00:43:46I thought I should change like everybody else
00:43:50fuck off
00:43:56maybe we should call Isaac and May down here
00:43:58and you can show them exactly what you wanted from me
00:44:04put your clothes back on
00:44:07you told me that Isaac should just kill himself already
00:44:10maybe his best friend
00:44:11fucking his first date ever
00:44:13is just the push he needs
00:44:16a lot would have to go wrong for that to happen
00:44:19let's call it plan f
00:44:21what
00:44:21don't forget your phone
00:44:39speaking of meat
00:44:41I'm just surprised the meat police haven't come knocking at the door
00:44:44well the beef is grass fed
00:44:46I only eat vegan cows
00:44:48veganism is fascism and hemp clothes
00:44:51mm-hmm
00:44:51before you know it
00:44:52well we and Frank's and Osama bin Laden's cow reign in our attics and sand forts
00:44:57yeah
00:44:58they were definitely hiding for the same reasons
00:45:01it's a travesty
00:45:02people have the right to live how they choose
00:45:05I choose choice
00:45:06that's right
00:45:08oh god
00:45:09do you guys hear yourselves
00:45:10it stands to reason that if it ever came to cannibalism we should eat the vegans first
00:45:15I bet you guys would eat me first
00:45:17it's not true Isaac you're not a fascist
00:45:19yeah no way brother
00:45:21I'd protect you from these cantankerous carnivores
00:45:24you see everyone
00:45:26I told you why tonight was important
00:45:28why it had to happen
00:45:31what are you talking about
00:45:33well
00:45:34we just know that you felt a little blue lately
00:45:36and we wanted to do something about it
00:45:38uh we wanted to do something nice for you
00:45:41yeah maybe Lexi can draw you a bath later
00:45:44that would be sweet
00:45:45that's what Blake's mom used to always do for me
00:45:47yeah well my mom's not here
00:45:49so Lexi will have to do
00:45:50pour me a pint of gin and call me Bubbles
00:45:54this has been amazing
00:45:56you guys have been so sweet
00:45:57thank you so much for everything
00:46:00oh
00:46:03to Isaac
00:46:04to Isaac
00:46:05to Isaac
00:46:12so Blake's mom really gave you baths
00:46:14not in a weird way
00:46:16it was like a good mom way
00:46:19my parents weren't the most strict in terms of hygiene
00:46:22so it was really helpful
00:46:24sometimes my mom would drop me off to specifically get bathed
00:46:27so Blake was probably a dick to you then
00:46:30not
00:46:30no not really
00:46:31it was the best
00:46:32they were
00:46:33really nice to me
00:46:36I've never bathed a dude
00:46:37let alone on a first date
00:46:42I feel like you're
00:46:44seducing me
00:46:45like I'm Mrs. Robinson
00:46:49I think you got that backwards babe
00:46:51oh really
00:46:59feeling uncomfortable standing underneath this death trap
00:47:01why'd you bring me down here
00:47:02there's another reason why Isaac would want to die
00:47:03really
00:47:04I fucked his date
00:47:05didn't even see you two sneak on
00:47:06I mean I had an affair with her
00:47:07you know
00:47:08this may know
00:47:08of course not
00:47:09you know affairs aren't as mature as you think they are
00:47:11not what I think
00:47:12no what do you think
00:47:13that we need to do something about her
00:47:14do like how
00:47:15do like how do you think
00:47:17no
00:47:17yeah
00:47:18shit
00:47:19yeah because you brought a gun too
00:47:20no
00:47:20yeah
00:47:21where is it
00:47:22I hid it
00:47:22where
00:47:22someplace good
00:47:24good
00:47:25we need to tie her up like you said
00:47:26here
00:47:27no
00:47:32here
00:47:33we should definitely use one of the vintage chairs
00:47:34I wouldn't be surprised if it's mahogany
00:47:35it's one of the most commonly used hardwoods for a chair
00:47:37right
00:47:38could be maple or an oak though
00:47:39I do love a good oak
00:47:41perch can be nice
00:47:41I just don't like it smelling raw for me
00:47:43we just need to find a way to get her and the chair down here
00:47:45you don't want the women to find out
00:47:46we already talked about tying her up in front of everyone but me
00:47:48no
00:47:48Lexi's volatile
00:47:49there's no telling what she'll say
00:47:50I can't believe Isaac's dating her
00:47:51she's here to get to me not date him
00:47:53say what you want
00:47:54she's drawing that man a bath
00:47:55if that's not dating I don't know what is
00:47:57that's past dinner or movie
00:47:59beyond foot rubs
00:48:00might even surpass sex
00:48:01my mom drew a bath
00:48:02yeah exactly
00:48:02when did they break up anyway
00:48:03shut up
00:48:04did all your friends date your mom
00:48:06oh should I date your mom
00:48:07you get the girls outside to discuss the next steps
00:48:08I'll get Lexi in the chair down here
00:48:10and then I'll text you
00:48:10I will just tell them you're making sure
00:48:12Lexi's bathing Isaac correctly
00:48:13like his ex your mom used to
00:48:14tell them I'm running interference
00:48:16so that they don't come prematurely
00:48:17don't
00:48:18like Isaac and your mom
00:48:19Isaac doesn't come
00:48:25okay
00:48:26I'm gonna get her in the chair
00:48:27and then you come in and tie her up
00:48:28you sold the rope right
00:48:29yeah
00:48:29where is it
00:48:31someplace good
00:48:31good
00:48:41how's it going Isaac
00:48:42I brought you a hair dryer
00:48:43thanks Blake
00:48:52yes
00:48:58everyone's outside
00:48:59come downstairs
00:48:59so we can talk
00:49:01no
00:49:02negotiate
00:49:04that's better
00:49:07I'll see you downstairs Isaac
00:49:09thanks
00:49:10don't forget to plug it in
00:49:12if you need to use it
00:49:12thank you Blake
00:49:19we're doing the right thing
00:49:21we're good people
00:49:22that girl's suspicious
00:49:23I don't like her
00:49:25I don't have a good radar
00:49:25for stuff like that
00:49:27and the Scorpio
00:49:29do you?
00:49:30maybe
00:49:31Lexi really likes Isaac
00:49:32and having his friends
00:49:34tie her up
00:49:35might
00:49:35fuck that up a bit
00:49:36she does not like him
00:49:39whatever
00:49:40plus having a girlfriend
00:49:42doesn't necessarily
00:49:42make you happy either
00:49:43everyone was so good
00:49:45in rehearsal
00:49:45I can't wait to see
00:49:46everyone perform live
00:49:49I'm regretting
00:49:50not bringing my ukulele
00:49:50oh
00:49:51that would have been
00:49:52so good
00:49:54we're not playing a show
00:49:57you guys get that right?
00:49:59I would have just
00:50:00embarrassed myself
00:50:00playing in front of a
00:50:01professional like you
00:50:02Darby
00:50:02I'm sure you've played
00:50:03in front of much
00:50:04bigger audiences
00:50:05than one
00:50:07yeah
00:50:08sometimes
00:50:08I love
00:50:10mosh pits
00:50:11you avoid body
00:50:12contact at all costs
00:50:14yes but I love
00:50:14what they represent though
00:50:16freedom
00:50:16rebellion
00:50:17love
00:50:17respect
00:50:18aggression
00:50:19all the amazing things
00:50:20Darby stands for
00:50:21you should get a t-shirt
00:50:22that says
00:50:23don't touch me
00:50:24I love mosh pits
00:50:26I wanted to apologize
00:50:27for earlier
00:50:28tonight's a big night
00:50:29and you surprised me
00:50:30but now I'd like to
00:50:31surprise you
00:50:33what about everyone else
00:50:34they all went for a swim
00:50:35they were jealous of
00:50:36Isaac's bath
00:50:38so we've got some time
00:50:40let's get that bed down
00:50:41not before I
00:50:44dance for you
00:50:46foreplay
00:50:46now that's a surprise
00:50:49let me just put on
00:50:50my song here
00:50:56not getting a signal
00:50:58hmm
00:50:58gonna have to go old school
00:51:10so when Isaac's out of the bath
00:51:12we're doing this right
00:51:12the main event
00:51:14that reminds me
00:51:15I have to go do
00:51:18something
00:51:35oh
00:51:37so many scratches
00:51:39I hope it's better
00:51:39I hope it's better
00:51:40than your make-out disc
00:51:40indeed
00:51:41this is the one
00:51:42I like to call the kindler
00:51:43it's my pre-make-out
00:51:45make-out disc
00:52:02and how do you Personen
00:52:04I of course
00:52:04it's my preuve
00:52:05but I'm in just a train
00:52:05so many pessoas
00:52:05I don't know
00:52:05I love you
00:52:06and I love you
00:52:07I love you
00:52:08I love you
00:52:11and I love you
00:52:13I love you
00:52:14I'll death ו
00:52:18How did you learn to do that with the rope?
00:52:20A hangman's noose?
00:52:20Suicide self-help video.
00:52:22Um, what the fuck are you guys doing?
00:52:24Us?
00:52:24You brought a gun.
00:52:25For self-defense.
00:52:26Why are you going through my things?
00:52:28What are you doing here?
00:52:29You ghosted me, asshole.
00:52:30Quiet.
00:52:31I'm pregnant.
00:52:32It's yours.
00:52:33You're bluffing.
00:52:33We just met.
00:52:34Blakes!
00:52:35How do you know?
00:52:36You want to give me an autopsy?
00:52:37Go ahead.
00:52:38Give me an ultrasound.
00:52:39Shut up, nerd.
00:52:40This is crazy.
00:52:41Oh, crazy.
00:52:42You're the one playing BTK.
00:52:43What are you going to tell Isaac?
00:52:44Oh, I don't know that you aborted the date.
00:52:47Fuck you, Blake.
00:52:48I think we need to knock her out.
00:52:50Oh, I don't know.
00:52:51Hit her really hard in the head.
00:52:53I don't like the idea of hitting a lady.
00:52:54Do you have any better ideas on how to knock her out?
00:52:56Have a chloroform.
00:52:56Who has that?
00:52:57I do, upstairs.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:58You asked for options.
00:52:59For suicide.
00:53:00I go all in.
00:53:01Ass around you.
00:53:03I don't want anything to happen to the baby, though.
00:53:05You want her to keep it?
00:53:06No.
00:53:06Oh.
00:53:07Why don't we just consider this two birds, one stone?
00:53:10Efficiency is the easiest way to get ahead in this world.
00:53:12Do you think that I'm that much of an asshole?
00:53:15Maybe we can get her to knock herself out.
00:53:18Fuck.
00:53:19We just need to keep her secured in the chair so she doesn't tip it over and free herself
00:53:22like in the movies.
00:53:23That's all.
00:53:23Keep her in the closet.
00:53:25The door does look like pine.
00:53:26It would make it pretty soundproof.
00:53:28Why do you know so much about wood?
00:53:30She's gay.
00:53:32We're going to have to secure her mouth, too.
00:54:03How are you feeling?
00:54:03How are you feeling, Isaac?
00:54:05Good.
00:54:06This has been great.
00:54:07Everyone's been so nice.
00:54:09That's good to hear.
00:54:11We wanted to give you something unaccustomed to your dreary life.
00:54:15You don't have anyone to cook for you, do you?
00:54:17No.
00:54:18The meal was great.
00:54:20You probably eat microwave dinners.
00:54:23Rotting your pathetic excuse for a body from the inside.
00:54:28Hey, man.
00:54:29We all do feel sorry for you.
00:54:34But we're tired of that burden.
00:54:38You eat terrible.
00:54:40You look terrible.
00:54:42You live terrible.
00:54:44What's the point?
00:54:49What are you talking about?
00:54:51Where...
00:54:52Where's Lexi?
00:54:53What's the point in you even living, man?
00:54:56Aside from being a burden on society and on your friends,
00:54:59do you think that it's fair that I have to share my Netflix password with you?
00:55:02You'll never have a girlfriend.
00:55:06Lexi's nice.
00:55:10Do you see her?
00:55:12She laughed.
00:55:15She dated you as a joke.
00:55:18She and her friends had a bet on who could go out with the biggest loser.
00:55:21Oh, oh, huh?
00:55:22You understand that?
00:55:24Your life is a joke, Isaac.
00:55:30What are you talking about?
00:55:32Why are you doing this?
00:55:34She was just here.
00:55:34She liked me.
00:55:35Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:36No.
00:55:37She didn't.
00:55:39And to be honest with you,
00:55:41none of us do anymore either.
00:55:49Hey.
00:55:52Hey.
00:55:53He's right, Isaac.
00:55:56Just being around you makes me want to kill myself.
00:55:59You haven't done anything since I met you.
00:56:01You haven't gone anywhere.
00:56:03You haven't even had a real date.
00:56:06It's pathetic.
00:56:08And you smell.
00:56:11I'm sorry.
00:56:12I thought you liked me.
00:56:14I don't have a bath in my apartment.
00:56:18Who lives in a basement in their late mid-twenties?
00:56:21I can't afford anything else.
00:56:24I can't afford anything else.
00:56:24So get another job.
00:56:26You see, this is your problem, Isaac.
00:56:27You don't change.
00:56:29And because you don't change, nothing's ever new for you.
00:56:34It's depressing.
00:56:37It's depressing.
00:56:37You're depressing.
00:56:41So why live?
00:56:43Hmm?
00:56:46Why do it?
00:56:49Do you like making your friends who care about you feel this way?
00:56:55I want to change.
00:56:59You won't, though.
00:57:03What should I do?
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:09It's too late.
00:57:18You are nothing.
00:57:21You have become nothing.
00:57:24Except nothing doesn't affect people the way you do.
00:57:26You suck the life out of those around you.
00:57:31You're not smart.
00:57:32You're not athletic.
00:57:34You're not artistic.
00:57:36You simply take up space.
00:57:38Soon we won't have enough air for us all to breathe.
00:57:41Do you want to be responsible for that?
00:57:43Do you want to take the air away from a deserving person for your meaningless and self-serving existence?
00:57:52I don't want to hurt anybody.
00:57:54And yet, you have.
00:57:58Every single person in this room, you have hurt.
00:58:03The mere sight of you makes people not want to have kids.
00:58:06You think that's fair?
00:58:07You think it's fair that Radia will never become a mother because of the effect seeing you leave your life
00:58:12has had on her?
00:58:16I didn't know.
00:58:17I didn't mean to.
00:58:19I'm so sorry, Radia.
00:58:21I want to be better.
00:58:23It's too late.
00:58:26You're not going to change.
00:58:28Some people just aren't musicians or actors or coders or singers or pilots.
00:58:35And those people have to give up on those dreams.
00:58:38But at least they had those dreams.
00:58:42Isaac!
00:58:43It's time to give up on the dreams that you never had.
00:58:47Isaac.
00:58:56Listen to me, Isaac.
00:58:58We've known each other for a long time, haven't we?
00:59:02Look at me.
00:59:04I've never liked you.
00:59:08I've kept you in my life to make me feel better about my own.
00:59:16You, standing next to me, made me look better.
00:59:20And I thank you for it.
00:59:22I thank you for your years of service.
00:59:25But I've turned a corner, buddy.
00:59:27I'm in a really good place right now.
00:59:29Friends.
00:59:34We're not.
00:59:36We never were.
00:59:41Friends need each other.
00:59:43I need you.
00:59:44Yeah, I know.
00:59:45I know, Isaac.
00:59:48You need me.
00:59:51But I don't need you.
00:59:54And now that that's the case,
00:59:57no one does.
01:00:04Stop living, Isaac.
01:00:09It's time.
01:00:15Don't, don't, don't.
01:00:16Please, please.
01:00:18Don't what, Isaac?
01:00:21Don't kill me, please.
01:00:23Kill you?
01:00:25You want, you want us to do it?
01:00:28No, Isaac.
01:00:29You do it.
01:00:33You, you want me to kill myself?
01:00:36No.
01:00:38We want you to want to kill yourself.
01:00:42You should want to die.
01:00:45Because, Isaac, you don't live.
01:00:49I do.
01:00:50You do what?
01:00:52I do want to kill myself.
01:01:09It's all going to be okay, Isaac.
01:01:11We're almost there.
01:01:18Isaac, stay here.
01:01:20You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
01:01:52We need to calm Darby down.
01:01:53Blake said he hid Lexi's gun.
01:01:55You mean this gun?
01:01:57Can't believe you found it.
01:01:59What are you going to do?
01:02:00You're not going to shoot Darby.
01:02:04This all has to stop.
01:02:07This is crazy right now.
01:02:09Is everything okay?
01:02:11Yes, Isaac!
01:02:13Isaac!
01:02:13Is everything I didn't want to help?
01:02:15Not now, Isaac!
01:02:16Thanks again.
01:02:17I'm sorry.
01:02:34I know, I've been going to go toHer Li.
01:02:34Not now, Isaac.
01:02:36You're right.
01:02:36I'm sorry.
01:02:36I know with Tina.
01:02:36You're funny.
01:02:36I'm funny.
01:02:37I know you're funny.
01:02:39You're funny.
01:02:39You're funny.
01:02:44You're, Сule névo.
01:02:45You're funny.
01:03:50Darby, honey, I think we should just all calm down.
01:03:55You're all psycho!
01:03:57You're the psycho, bitch!
01:03:59Fuck you!
01:04:00Please, just leave Lexi bound.
01:04:02Please.
01:04:03She's not who everyone thinks she is.
01:04:05Just put the gun down, come out, and talk to us.
01:04:07Who is she?
01:04:08She's bad news.
01:04:09Just leave it at that.
01:04:10Barkley says Lexi's bad news.
01:04:13Fuck Barkley!
01:04:14I am so sorry about not making your last gig.
01:04:17I'm definitely at the next one.
01:04:18I love gigs, especially yours.
01:04:24I'm so glad you didn't find the extension cord.
01:04:31Didn't think I'd need one.
01:04:34You're never the brightest when I came to that stuff, were you?
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:04:43I'm sorry.
01:04:46Don't be sorry.
01:04:48You saved your life this time.
01:04:53I'm not stupid, though.
01:04:55I know.
01:04:56I know where they keep everything in this house.
01:05:00I know.
01:05:02Okay?
01:05:07I know.
01:05:10You know, no one thinks you're stupid or a bad person.
01:05:17And no one wants to see you hurt.
01:05:20Do you trust me?
01:05:23Everything.
01:05:24Everybody said all those mean things to me.
01:05:29You know who was a bad person?
01:05:33Blake.
01:05:34Hatsu.
01:05:36Not you.
01:05:40Do you agree with that?
01:05:44I don't know.
01:05:47Some...
01:05:48Sometimes.
01:05:49Hey, he wanted to see you die tonight.
01:05:51And that's not nice.
01:05:53And we all think you should pay for that.
01:05:55But do you?
01:05:56Do you think you should pay for what he wanted to do to you?
01:06:07I don't want to die.
01:06:10Don't worry.
01:06:13We're all going to protect you to make sure that that doesn't happen.
01:06:16But we could use your help, Isaac.
01:06:18We don't want Blake to try and hurt you again.
01:06:22Can you help us?
01:06:30We love you the most.
01:06:32We love you the most.
01:06:42Where's Lexi?
01:07:04I really do love your music.
01:07:10These are death traps.
01:07:12Yeah, I told you.
01:07:13Shut up.
01:07:17You better hope I didn't lose our baby.
01:07:19What?
01:07:20What?
01:07:21What?
01:07:22I'm pregnant.
01:07:23I'm impotent.
01:07:23I'm impotent.
01:07:24I'm impotent.
01:07:26I'm impotent.
01:07:27I'm impotent.
01:07:28I'm impotent.
01:07:29Everyone needs to stop yelling.
01:07:30Oh, yeah.
01:07:31Okay.
01:07:31You're one at talk.
01:07:32What's that supposed to mean?
01:07:34All you do is yell and call music.
01:07:36Maybe you should get one of these clowns to open for you.
01:07:38You could charge ten bucks a head.
01:07:39Darby, as I said before, really sorry about missing your last gig.
01:07:42Excuse me.
01:07:42I'm losing consciousness here.
01:07:43Help me.
01:07:44Screw you.
01:07:46Because of you, my good friend, is pointing a gun at me.
01:07:51A gun used by one of the most legendary characters of our generation.
01:07:55So what?
01:07:56You got a hard on?
01:07:57She's not your good friend.
01:07:57You want to fuck her, that's all.
01:07:59No, I don't.
01:07:59Okay, lick her armpits.
01:08:00Whatever the fuck it is, someone like you needs to do to get off.
01:08:04Someone like me?
01:08:05Yeah.
01:08:05An obsessive-compulsive spectrum-teetering half-queer wannabe hippie information-gathering mama's
01:08:10boy small dick super geek.
01:08:13I'm barely half those things.
01:08:15Prove it!
01:08:15Shoot me!
01:08:16Do it!
01:08:16Pussy!
01:08:19Let me up.
01:08:20Stop acting crazy, you asshole.
01:08:22I am pinned under a bed at my own dinner party, and I am the father of a fetus!
01:08:27I can be as crazy as I want!
01:08:28So it's clear you see he's an asshole now.
01:08:31That's what I'm saying!
01:08:32Fuck that!
01:08:32Who here isn't an asshole?
01:08:33You betrayed your best friend Isaac.
01:08:36You betrayed May.
01:08:37You clearly hate Barkley.
01:08:39You didn't even buy my band CD.
01:08:41And you got Lexi pregnant.
01:08:42You have fucked over everyone here!
01:08:45I'm just gonna go.
01:08:46You are not going anywhere.
01:08:48You can't point a gun at her.
01:08:49She's pregnant.
01:08:50Pregnant women are known to be crazy.
01:08:51That's a fact.
01:08:52So why couldn't you even trust that she's pregnant?
01:08:54You can't trust that she's pregnant because she's pregnant?
01:08:56Exactly.
01:08:57Asshole!
01:08:58Like, just stop pointing the gun.
01:09:01Darby first.
01:09:03How about both of you stop pointing the gun at the same time?
01:09:06Okay?
01:09:06Sound good?
01:09:08I want the big gun.
01:09:12Why don't you give the small gun back to me?
01:09:15Darby?
01:09:16You give the John Wick back to Blake.
01:09:19And then we stop pointing the guns at each other.
01:09:21As long as Lexi stays free.
01:09:25You are all crazy.
01:09:26And I'm all for it.
01:09:28Someone tell Lexi that she can only remain free as long as she promises not to tell May the crazy
01:09:33lies of a pregnant woman.
01:09:34Like, for example, the fact that she's pregnant.
01:09:38Lexi.
01:09:38Do you promise not to say anything to May regarding your relations with Blake and the perceived pregnancy?
01:09:44I do.
01:09:46Blake, do you promise not to bind or threaten Lexi in any way?
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52You may exchange the guns.
01:10:01Let me up.
01:10:02Let me up!
01:10:03He's doing it!
01:10:04He's doing it!
01:10:05Isaac's in the garage in the car.
01:10:07It works.
01:10:07You assholes.
01:10:12Let's get Isaac.
01:10:15Fuck.
01:10:33I wish...
01:10:36That all the people who doubted me.
01:10:39All the teachers who failed me.
01:10:41All the bosses who fired me.
01:10:45I wish that they could see me now.
01:10:51This is my masterpiece.
01:11:05Oh, my God.
01:11:06He's going to get blood all over the interior.
01:11:11Why'd you slit your wrists as well?
01:11:14It's dry.
01:11:16This is wine.
01:11:24Why'd you do that, Isaac?
01:11:27I wanted to make sure you came and sat next to me for a bit.
01:11:37Are you sure you don't want to sit on the driver's side for this?
01:11:41I never got my license.
01:11:57I made this for you.
01:12:05This is everything.
01:12:08I know.
01:12:13I can't believe you can remember all the things.
01:12:17Just to listen to.
01:12:19And you.
01:12:23It's nice.
01:12:26You're doing good.
01:12:32I'm glad I'm doing it here.
01:12:37Where all my best memories are.
01:12:41Were.
01:12:45Your family was so nice to me.
01:12:50My parents really loved you.
01:12:58Do you think I could, um, have the gun?
01:13:02Just in case, you know, it takes me too long and I get scared.
01:13:07This was my mom's car, Isaac.
01:13:10I don't want you to get it all messy with your blood and stuff.
01:13:15I will make sure to, uh, I'll aim it towards my side.
01:13:21I'll keep the windows down just in case I.
01:13:26That's smart.
01:13:32Enjoy the CD.
01:13:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:13:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:48Good job, Isaac.
01:13:50I don't, I don't want to do this.
01:13:52That felt really crummy.
01:13:53He wanted to kill you.
01:13:54He wanted me to kill myself.
01:13:56There is a difference.
01:13:57Oh, don't be stupid.
01:13:59He was an asshole to you, to me, to everyone.
01:14:01This is the perfect murder of an asshole.
01:14:05The world will be a better place after tonight.
01:14:08Okay?
01:14:08Okay.
01:14:09Okay.
01:15:05All right.
01:15:33Fuck you, you traitors!
01:15:36Isaac!
01:15:36You think you can get away with this?
01:15:39In my own house?
01:15:40Your parents' house.
01:15:42I didn't want any part of this.
01:15:48You're a loser!
01:15:50You've always been!
01:15:52You've been embarrassing me since we were kids!
01:15:56You're anti-social, ineffective with women,
01:15:59and a failure in life!
01:16:00And if not for me and my parents,
01:16:02you wouldn't have killed yourself long ago!
01:16:07You're a fucking coward.
01:16:09Get in the car.
01:16:13Now.
01:16:18Now.
01:16:30Close the door.
01:16:38Who is a coward now, huh?
01:16:41But we planned it.
01:16:42Uh-uh-uh!
01:16:44We planned it.
01:16:54The intervention.
01:16:57Oh, this is an intervention.
01:16:59Oh, this is an intervention.
01:16:59But it's an asshole one.
01:17:01And it's for you.
01:17:04We're done with you.
01:17:06With you thinking you can do whatever you want
01:17:09and dictate the way people live.
01:17:11People like you are over.
01:17:16You're cancelling me.
01:17:19And that wine you served tonight tasted like toilet water.
01:17:22You think those garden grapes could pass
01:17:24for a granache, varieta, circa 2012?
01:17:27Hilarious.
01:17:28And your music taste sucks.
01:17:31The 90s to make out to?
01:17:33Really?
01:17:35The same music?
01:17:37You cheated on me
01:17:38with the same shitty music you put on with me?
01:17:41I can't believe they had sex with you.
01:17:46You can't do this.
01:17:49You can't do this.
01:17:51This is my parents' house.
01:17:53They're gonna find out what happened.
01:17:56Haven't you seen true crime dogs?
01:17:58Parents don't quit.
01:17:59They don't quit, you fuckers.
01:18:01Your mom knows that he met off me.
01:18:02Fuck you!
01:18:03The thing I made you on Mick CD!
01:18:05Fuck you in that Mick CD!
01:18:07You never even bought my band CD!
01:18:11And you were my only friend!
01:18:13My only fucking friend!
01:18:15Who still had a CD player in his car!
01:18:19Everyone bought the CD.
01:18:22You're so cheap.
01:18:24I even bought one.
01:18:26And we were definitely gonna go to the last show.
01:18:29Just didn't work out.
01:18:34Isaac.
01:18:48How is this suicide, though?
01:18:52Don't worry.
01:18:54This is how Elliot Smith did it.
01:18:58Fuck!
01:19:00Fucking dick CD!
01:19:02Asshole!
01:19:18What?
01:19:21It's a musician thing.
01:19:24So it's like he double suicided himself?
01:19:38Like, he just wanted to be thorough.
01:19:41Make sure the job was done.
01:19:43Well, he was a meticulous planner.
01:19:46Yeah, his parents know that.
01:19:49That's incredible thinking, Darby.
01:19:52Oh, yeah.
01:19:52Revolutionary.
01:19:57Giselle?
01:20:00Get one of my CDs from the car.
01:20:07Masterpiece.
01:20:12Anybody for dessert?
01:20:14Oh, yes.
01:20:14Yes.
01:20:15Mm-hmm.
01:20:15Okay.
01:20:18What is it?
01:20:20Um, creme brulee.
01:20:21Creme brulee.
01:20:21I love creme brulee.
01:20:22Can I come?
01:20:25Only people who stab Blake get the cup.
01:20:38I love creme brulee.
01:20:56And you know, without Blake here now, we can have even more parties because we'll actually
01:21:00enjoy the whole thing.
01:21:02Without Blake, it's just poetry to my ears.
01:21:05I'll be like one or two of them.
01:21:07I'll be like one or two of them.
01:21:07I'll be like one or two of them.
01:21:08What about me?
01:21:09Oh, yeah.
01:21:10I can have a few of them.
01:21:11Okay, guys.
01:21:12Long years with that asshole.
01:21:13It's not a girlfriend.
01:21:14Okay.
01:21:15So.
01:21:16I did.
01:21:17Yeah.
01:21:17So who's the next guy?
01:21:18Well.
01:21:19Do you have a lineup yet?
01:21:20I have a few in mind.
01:21:21Okay.
01:21:23You too.
01:21:25I'll help.
01:21:25Give us the juicy deets.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:28Play that for you, girl.
01:21:29Oh, I gotta say.
01:21:30My muscles are so tense.
01:21:32I'm on today.
01:21:33Oh.
01:21:34I needed this.
01:21:35Feels so good.
01:21:36Derby today.
01:21:38You're gorgeous.
01:21:39Fantastic.
01:21:39Amazing.
01:21:41Oh, and May.
01:21:42Great dinner party.
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:44Great dinner party.
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47Great dinner party.
01:21:48Vitus vinifera grapes.
01:21:50Mm.
01:21:51God's grapes.
01:21:52Ooh.
01:21:54And to think the John Wick gun wasn't even loaded.
01:21:59And I'm not even pregnant.
01:22:17Assholes.
01:22:20ideas,
01:22:29вOS
01:22:44Do you time to pay the price
01:22:48For everything you've done wrong, baby
01:22:51In your life you get so high
01:22:55There's nowhere left to go but down
01:22:58And don't believe that no one cares
01:23:02Cause we're here waiting for you, baby
01:23:05Do you time and then come home for good
01:23:11So don't hide yourself away
01:23:15Let it shine, let it shine
01:23:19Don't hide yourself away
01:23:22Let it shine
01:23:40If you ever feel in doubt
01:23:43You have a place in my heart, baby
01:23:47If I ever feel in doubt
01:23:50I know I've got a place in yours
01:23:54Don't believe that I wouldn't dare
01:23:57So go and take you right back, baby
01:24:01Do you time and then come home for good
01:24:05I don't think it's gonna happen
01:24:08I don't think it's gonna be
01:24:09At the end, I feel in doubt
01:24:09If I don't dare
01:24:10I know I don't think it's gonna be
01:24:11You know, that's gonna be
01:24:13I know, I know
01:24:14You
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