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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 08: Let’s Twist Again
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00:12I've got to call the White House.
00:13I thought DEFCON 1 was good.
00:15DEFCON 5 is good. DEFCON 1 is Armageddon.
00:19Barry, sit right now.
00:20The missile launch system must have a fail-safe where it assumes that if the entire nation loses power, it's
00:24because we're under nuclear attack.
00:25Moscow is going totally for like Farouk right now.
00:29Their spy satellites see that your ICBMs are primed and already their own.
00:34This was Kress' plan all along.
00:36He never cared about knocking out the power. He just wanted to start a nuclear Armageddon.
00:40This is Kress' radical reset to wipe out 90% of the population.
00:43Luke, you have to believe me. I didn't know that any of this was going to happen.
00:48I believe you.
00:49Why do you believe her? She's the reason we're in this position.
00:52Because I know her hard.
00:54If we survive this, I'm locking her ass up.
00:57Reed, call Moscow right now and let them know what's going on.
01:01The White House and the Pentagon cannot get through to the Kremlin.
01:04Kress must be jamming communications somehow.
01:06The Russians aren't going to sit around and wait for our missiles to launch. They're going to strike first.
01:10Their ambassadors have the same thing.
01:12He's giving us maybe 30 minutes before the patience and trust runs out and then the fireworks start.
01:16What about NORAD?
01:16They're running a system reset. It'll take them an hour. By then, we'll all be glowing.
01:20So that's it?
01:21I never got to see Shreveport.
01:24What's in Shreveport?
01:26Titties?
01:26Well, you said that you worked with my father on the Y2K bug, right?
01:30And he said that the United Kingdom, they put in a backdoor to the nuclear operations system,
01:36you know, just in case everything just went bonkers at the turn of the century.
01:39But the States, I mean, you must have done something similar, surely?
01:42We did. We created our own backdoor so we can shut down the missiles in case of an emergency.
01:47There were four operatives that were given the password, and the only one's still alive.
01:50I'll patch you into NORAD now.
01:52No, no. The password is keyed to my voice, so it has to be done in person.
01:56We don't have time to go to NORAD.
01:58We just have to get to the closest silo, because they're all hardwired together.
02:02Once I get into the backdoor, I can go and stand down off the missiles.
02:06I got 450 missile silos within a five-state radius.
02:09There's one 14 miles from there.
02:10I'm going to regret this, but I'll get your clearance.
02:13Let's hit it.
02:14Come on.
02:14Let's go.
02:14Come on.
02:15Go, go.
02:22D, I'm just a few streets away.
02:24You got an update on the address?
02:26Um.
02:30We should have an answer soon.
02:34Tina just walked in.
02:36Hang tight, bro.
02:36This one's going to sting.
02:54Foreign operative.
02:57We've tracked Dante Cresvia's IP address to this street.
03:00Metadata from your cell phone says that you've been in the vicinity before.
03:04Which one of these houses is his?
03:06Tell us, and we can see what we can do about your charges.
03:09Give me five minutes with her, and she'll tell me everything she knows.
03:13Oh, my.
03:22I know you say you don't love me or care about any of us, but I don't believe that you're
03:30so cold that you're willing to live through a nuclear winter.
03:33Our missiles are primed to launch, and Crest is jamming our communications with Russia.
03:38That's why we need to find him and stop him from doing that, so we can communicate to
03:41your homeland that we are not about to attack them so they don't preemptively attack us.
03:47Please, Tina.
03:52The house set back from the road.
03:58Auden, did you get that?
03:59Yeah, the house set back from the road.
04:01But my handler, Mikhail Volok, will be there.
04:08Your boss is Dante Cres?
04:10All I know is he's a liar.
04:13He told me everything we did, we did for Russia, but it appears he was Crest all along.
04:20He had me protecting him.
04:21He ordered me to prevent the team from tracking down Crest.
04:24That's why I held on to the BlackBerry.
04:29I came to America to gather intel, not die here.
04:33Sucks to be lied to, huh?
04:38Alden is never going to stop Crest and open communication with the Russians in time.
04:43So, where are you going?
04:45If you must know, yes.
04:47I called a woman I love.
04:49Hello, Mother, it's Marcus.
04:50I've got some very bad news.
04:52Hey, let's not get negative.
04:55Luke's got this.
04:56I can't remember the password.
04:58What?
04:59Are you joking me?
05:00This is why I bought you fish oil.
05:02Fish oil always makes my burps smell funny.
05:04Listen, old man.
05:05I don't want to die because your brain's clogged with schnitzel and World War II documentaries.
05:09Don't worry, love.
05:12We'll help you.
05:14Ah.
05:16Look, I'm sure that I will remember it by the time we get to the silo.
05:21You think so?
05:22Because we're here.
05:24Oh, go home.
05:26Yeah.
05:33Oh, shit.
05:36We're getting everything set up for you, sir.
05:38Through here.
05:42We've got eyes on the inside.
05:43Aren't ICBM facilities air-gapped?
05:45Mission control, yes.
05:47Security cameras, no.
05:58That's a Titan, too.
05:59I thought they replaced that with the Minuteman.
06:01Not all of them.
06:02This silo hasn't been upgraded since the early 80s.
06:04We're still using computers with floppy disks in the control room.
06:07Only NORAD has machines with voice recognition.
06:10That's why we're hacking into the missile.
06:13Okay, Dad.
06:14Showtime.
06:15Dig deep.
06:16We need total recall.
06:23Oh, shit.
06:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, mate.
06:26Look, you can do it.
06:27Was it a numerical code?
06:28Was it a word?
06:30No, we were able to just make it up.
06:32I think it was in a zeitgeist back then.
06:35It was something that people said all the time.
06:39Was it talk to the hand?
06:40No.
06:41Don't go there?
06:41No.
06:42The tribe has spoken.
06:43Tabasco, my asshole.
06:44Nobody said that.
06:45It was something visual.
06:47A movie.
06:47May the force be with you.
06:49No.
06:49I'll be back.
06:50No.
06:51I'm the king of the world.
06:52No.
06:52Do I make you horny?
06:54A little, but I'm trying to focus here, Mrs. B.
06:57It's a commercial.
06:58Got milk.
06:59I can't believe it's not butter.
07:00Where is the beef?
07:01Yo quiero Taco Bell.
07:02No, it's none of that.
07:06How about I've fallen and I can't get up?
07:08That was the 80s.
07:09And you should focus on killing Kress or Volek or whatever his name is.
07:14We're running out of time here.
07:15Come on, big guy.
07:16Just remember that shit and I'll buy you a case of IPAs and we can celebrate saving the world together.
07:21Beer.
07:23It's a, it's a, it's a beer commercial.
07:26I got it.
07:27Just speak the password here, sir.
07:38What's up?
07:39You have to say it louder, sir.
07:44What's up?
07:45Say it like you mean it, man.
07:46Like, say it like the world is depending on you.
07:52What's up?
08:05You're in.
08:06Home.
08:06What?
08:07Yeah!
08:08Did that work?
08:10All we need to do now is just enter some basic commands and they can get us back to DEFCON
08:175.
08:17What about the other 449 land-based ICBMs?
08:20See this red comm cable?
08:22Any command sent to this missile will relay it down the line to every nuke on U.S. soil.
08:34Still 10 minutes till we switch shifts.
08:49Hey, Barry, what, what am I looking at here?
08:51Well, it looks like satellite flight paths.
08:54Those are DSCS satellites.
08:57You know them?
08:58Everyone in Russian intel knows that we attach spy hubs to your sats.
09:02That's how I knew about the extra weight on the satellite Barry was trying to hit.
09:05When you saved me?
09:06When I saved the asset, I worked so hard to compromise.
09:09Yes.
09:10But Volek seems to have reprogrammed the hubs to change them from spying on communications to blocking communications.
09:16Okay, but how do we turn these little spy boxes off?
09:23Volek.
09:23Shit!
09:24Barry, how long until backup gets to Alden?
09:27Too long!
09:28My team is closing in on you.
09:32You're good as dead.
09:34Volek.
09:37Or should I say...
09:39Cress.
09:40If you had backup, he'd already be here.
09:43You came alone, you crazy Americans, huh?
09:47All want to be cowboys.
09:49And I'm not Dante Cress.
10:16And I'm not Dante Cress.
10:18All right.
10:18Live and learn.
10:20Drop your guns.
10:23Guns down.
10:28Raise your hands.
10:30And this young lady dies.
10:36Chips do not shoot that airman as you wish me lady
10:44Do you now realize the severity of the situation Luke finish accessing missile control
11:00Are we already inside at least you get to die with your boots on just like John Wayne
11:06Perry do something like what look at you you American you got so used to winning but now
11:14it's Wolinstein the little boy from Taliati kept from the highest ranks of the SVR by internal
11:21politics and petty grudges shows them all by helping to reset this world and claiming all
11:29of the motherland and Asia as his prize a Cinderella story do you believe in miracles
11:36are you can drive no I hacked the car self-driving system you can talk well it seems like olden
12:00will
12:00live to see the bombs fall if he finds the shelter in the basement that volak was gonna ride out
12:05the
12:05nuclear storm and then I'm gonna have to kill him too oh well future problems speaking of the
12:13future Emma I actually still do have feelings for you I do when you come with me we'll repopulate the
12:27world together the sex I'd rather die then I'll sadly grant your wish you know Luke your admiration for my
12:40father was reciprocated you know you told me all about you your your escapades and your forbidden
12:46relationship with Greta you were legendary I learned all about your y2k work and how just like Britain
12:54America created a backdoor into the system as a precaution in case you know the computers misbehave on
12:59New Year's Eve and since you're the only one still left alive you can access it I joined up with
13:05Greta
13:05came to you with my pedigree my sad little story she fell for it as you all did I knew
13:10once Greta's name
13:11popped up that the CIA would be drawn in and inevitably you and eventually we'd end up here and you
13:17giving me
13:18access to the missile system you know my reputation Luke Dante Crest always thinks 10 moves ahead stop
13:24that son of a bitch doesn't he need launch codes launch codes are for a remote launch he's hardwired
13:30right into the missile so he can just enter a launch command officer Reese you need to shut down the
13:34communication blocks on the satellite so we can tell the Russians to stand down I can understand Russian
13:39sir but I still can't understand any of this shit it's just jamming software I can talk you through it
13:47the command code is in and send
13:54your launch order never left the building fish and dicks that may be so but it did send to this
14:01one
14:11sir she'll see it coming she'll retaliate and then America will fire back and it will be beautiful
14:17too bad you won't live to see it you know these silos they have fallout shelters it wasn't my original
14:22idea but it'll suffice right but you'd have to get through us to get to it and that's not happening
14:26you know amidst the chaos there's always opportunity Captain Kangaroo it's Sun Tzu
14:37idiot agree to disagree
14:49don't worry about me I have to figure out how to stop the missile from launching you guys handle that
14:54I'm going after chips
15:14this thing's fried we're not going to be able to stop the launch maybe we can stop it fueling give
15:19her a hand but Greta and I try to figure out how to disarm the warhead copy that how long
15:25do we have
15:26standard is T minus five minutes you've already burned close to twenty percent of that Barry send me
15:30the schematics to my phone now Alden update putting in Barry's codes hoping for the best
16:07you know I wasn't completely honest with you Emma yes I was shot and yes I was crying out in
16:15pain but my
16:16father was more concerned about me giving up our position
16:19so he tried to smother me my own father tried to smother me and I fought back with a little
16:26strength
16:27that I had left I fought back and I and I reached out and I strangled him I strangled my
16:32hero to death
16:33with my bare hands and we looked into each other's eyes and disbelief that it was happening the rest of
16:40what I told you is true you know it was a mission to cover up a sex scandal which it
16:47turns out my
16:48father knew about by the way you know he was willing to kill me to protect some some wanker
16:54fucking politician because the government had given him orders yeah I loved him I worshipped him and he
17:05I meant nothing to him you were betrayed and hurt you don't end the world over it no that's actually
17:12exactly what you do what kind of world do we live in where a father murders his own boy a
17:18boy who adores
17:19him just to keep gossip out of the mirror yeah that's pretty fucked up the world is a cesspool you
17:25need
17:26someone to shake the extra sketch come on shake it with me baby lost chance I'll take that as a
17:39no
17:41second stage tank is already fueled but if we can shut it off before the first stage fills that'll stop
17:46the countdown how do we do it that wheel it's stuck hasn't been upgraded since the early 80s if we
17:57live
17:57through this I'm gonna send a strongly worded letter to my congressperson give me a hand I'm pretty strong
18:28oh shit you're alive got my collarbone this my heart but my legs broken
18:37come with me come on hurry you have your ID yeah stay here I will get you help
18:53okay
19:00okay remove red panel marked caution
19:03these are my least favorite kind of panels
19:09are they trained in nuclear physics or something no mrs. Brunner a conventional explosive device starts the
19:15whole nuclear chain reaction it's just like that bomb that we disarmed on that yacht in Monaco afterwards
19:23we were all alone on the boats and we made love on the deck under the stars sex on a
19:30boat must be his thing
19:32three minutes to launch
19:35there's a red and a blue okay I'll take the red it's closer
19:42all right
19:46we cut on three
19:47one two three
19:52warhead deactivated
19:55Alden are you done we need to let Russia know that we're shooting blanks
19:59yes phone lines are open and operators are standing by calling it in now
20:17two minutes to launch
20:22this isn't over why not let me guess the Russians didn't believe you it doesn't matter we deactivated
20:28the warhead the Russians will think it's an operable nuke the minute it leaves our airspace the Kremlin
20:33will retaliate what about Tina she's one of them then listen to her
20:36she's in our custody the Russians will assume she's being coerced
20:39gotta figure out something quick boss this bird flies in 90 seconds seconds that's it the second stage
20:46I think I'm following you Greta
20:48what is she talking about
20:50the missile has two engines the first stage and it acts as a booster it gets it airborne after a
20:58few minutes
20:58that stage falls off then the second stage takes over and flies the missile to its target
21:06the first stage of electronics is too high up it cannot be reached but the second stage of wiring is
21:12just five feet above you disable it and the missiles still launch but it won't leave our airspace it'll
21:19drop back to the ground like a disarmed dud of a bottle rocket 70 seconds less verbiage or sabotage
21:26it'll take at least 90 seconds to disable it all and I have to go on a ride no no
21:32it's the only way
21:33you know it we don't have enough time to argue is there enough time for one last kiss
21:58it's too late for that Liebling you have so much to live for your family your team
22:04I know that you love me Luke but you're not in love with me you lied to me to save
22:09the world but
22:10you love Tali I could see it in your eyes you've always loved her and you always will you're gonna
22:18die but not not in vain I guess you're right I do have goodness in my heart I think you
22:29put it there
22:31hates interrupt the goodbye but according to the lovely airman Mendez at t-minus 15 seconds the blast
22:37doors will automatically close and anyone left out there in the silo will end up well done copy
23:14shit emma get the hell out of there 20 seconds
23:23goodbye my love 15 seconds
23:44last door is secure
23:4710
23:48Himal!
23:49Himal!
23:49Nine.
23:50Come on, say something.
23:51Eight.
23:51I'm okay!
23:52Seven.
23:54Six.
23:57Four.
23:59Three.
24:01Two.
24:03Himal!
24:20The red line marks the edge of U.S. airspace.
24:22If your lady friend can't keep that missile from crossing that line...
24:26We are all totally fluffed.
24:29Look who I found.
24:31Nice.
24:32Where's your boyfriend?
24:34Seared into the launch pad.
24:36Barbecue chips.
24:38Tell them, tell them we're trying to disable it.
24:40Tell them not to launch.
24:41Greta, can you hear me?
24:44You can do this.
24:46First stage booster empty and detaching.
24:48Second booster rocket should take over...
24:51Now.
25:03The missile failed!
25:06Yeah!
25:08Yes!
25:09Oh, my God!
25:10Oh, my God!
25:14Yes!
25:16Hammy!
25:16Yes!
25:18You're like Cheesecake Factory.
25:19I think that's a problem.
25:24My head is really and annoying.
25:59I'll do it, Dad.
26:28Director Reed, uh, yes, sir.
26:32I have visual confirmation.
26:35Greta Nelson did not survive impact.
26:39Official status is KIA.
26:44Copy that.
27:02Greta, you're alive.
27:05Hello, Liebling.
27:07Sorry for the theatrics.
27:08I couldn't get the door open from the inside.
27:10How is this possible?
27:15Oh, this is the stuff that clogs up the turbines at the dam.
27:19Impact absorbing.
27:21Originally engineered by DARPA to stop suicide bombers wrapped around me.
27:25Took the brunt of the impact.
27:26A few cracked ribs.
27:28Still standing.
27:30You are the best operative I've ever known.
27:33Well, I think this is the end of Greta Nelson, the spy.
27:38I've got 500 million reasons to move on.
27:42Well, I'm always here if you need me.
27:43I know.
27:46But I love you will always be my best of times.
27:54And thank you for not, how did you put it, not locking my S up?
28:01Saving my friends, my family, and about 8 billion people earns you a get-out-of-jail-free card, I
28:08guess.
28:09Hmm.
28:11Keep an eye on your old men for me.
28:24And you thought I was compromised.
28:27I'm so sorry, Dad.
28:29I really struggled with what to do.
28:31I went back and forth on the decision.
28:35And in the end, I chose work over family, which is the same thing I constantly give you shit for.
28:41It was stupid.
28:42No, you weren't stupid.
28:44You had good reasons to believe that I was compromised.
28:46And you did what you did in order to protect others.
28:50But when you came down to it, and the world was in jeopardy, and Reed asked you to shoot Greta,
28:55you sided with me.
28:56And you saved countless lives.
28:58So you chose work and family, which is something that I never could have done.
29:06Thanks.
29:08But, hold on.
29:10Why did you say that I had good reason to believe you were compromised?
29:14No, about that.
29:17Your mother and I may have put on an act.
29:20Okay, everyone, everyone, take a breath.
29:23I have something to say, and it's going to be a little hard to swallow.
29:26But you need to hear it.
29:28Simply put, your relationship is over.
29:32You're out of your mind.
29:33No, no, no.
29:34I'm not saying you should actually end the relationship.
29:38Just pretend to.
29:39I've been working on this for 15 years to get this woman back.
29:43I know.
29:44But there's another woman in your life now.
29:46And according to you, she's the greatest spy you've ever known.
29:49One with impeccable skills and no weakness.
29:53Save for one, you.
29:57How does us breaking up help him defeat Greta?
30:00If Greta thinks that there's even the tiniest sliver of hope of getting back together with you,
30:04then maybe you, her one true love, can talk her into things,
30:08such as not destroying the world,
30:10so that the two of you can live together happily in it.
30:13But it can't come from you.
30:15She has to hear about it secondhand,
30:17from somebody she's trusted before.
30:20Tips.
30:21Exactly.
30:22And he's MI6, the son of a master spy.
30:25So he'll instantly pick up on insincerity
30:28if everybody around him is trying to sell him on something.
30:31So all the others have to fully believe we're broken up, too.
30:34There you go.
30:40Wait till you see a heart I can throw.
30:43So you and Mom are still...
30:45More in love than ever.
30:47Now, Shazel, you know, I don't think there's any man ever good enough for you.
30:51But should you ever find that special someone?
30:54I hope that they are capable
30:56of that complete and unselfish love that your mother gives me.
31:02I hope so, too.
31:04Wasn't your mother fantastic?
31:06Yeah.
31:06Huh? I mean, she could have been a spy.
31:08She was badass.
31:10You know, I always wondered where I got it from.
31:12Oh.
31:13Oh.
31:14Glück, scheiße.
31:15Oh, scheiße.
31:30We did it, my old friend.
31:43I've been meaning to commend you.
31:46From all accounts, you've become a caring and attentive father to hamsteak.
31:51You've shown tremendous growth.
31:53Thank you, Dr. P.
31:56You know, when he went back into that meatpacking plant and then almost got shot,
32:02I truly felt for the first time in my whole life
32:04what it really means to care for something so much more than I care for myself
32:08and all the fear and the pain and the vulnerability that come with it.
32:14I'm so proud of you.
32:17You have made a wonderful breakthrough.
32:20What's your takeaway from that experience?
32:23Oh, it sucks.
32:23Yeah, it sucks giant putrid ass.
32:26Not for me. No way.
32:27I am never putting myself through that again.
32:29I'm going back to worrying about three people, me, myself, and Alden.
32:33But what about hamsteak?
32:35Gave them away.
32:38Part of steel.
32:40Didn't even bother me.
32:43Hopefully the pig learned something.
32:46They're called nudicles.
32:48And frankly, they look a heck of a lot better than before.
32:50You want to see?
32:51I do not, but congratulations.
32:54I'm proud of you.
32:54I do love them.
32:56Oh, go ahead.
32:57Thank you for not letting those bikers kill me.
33:00You're a good friend.
33:01No, I told you.
33:02We are not...
33:05You know what?
33:06I think we are maybe pretty good friends.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:11There you go.
33:11Exactly.
33:12Just like Franklin and Bash.
33:15Yeah, next we should start a law firm.
33:19Franklin and Bash are lawyers?
33:22I don't know.
33:26Now, listen, Doc.
33:28I know I've been kind of hard on you ever since you came around.
33:31Mm-hmm.
33:32Yes, you called me soda names.
33:34I mean...
33:35I know.
33:35I'm very protective of my family and my friends.
33:38You were kind of like an outsider.
33:41But I just wanted to know I think the world of you
33:44could have never gone through this
33:47tremendously challenging time without you.
33:49That you've been a tremendous asset to our team.
33:53Well, thank you.
33:54Thank you very much for that.
33:57You know, I've never actually been a part of a team before.
34:01Never even got picked in gym class.
34:05Dear loss.
34:09Thank you for everything.
34:11Oh, dear gentlemen.
34:13Oh, love and cry.
34:16The crazy about a north side gal.
34:19Well, I say the crazy about a north side gal.
34:25Sorry, I'm sorry to ruin the fun.
34:27But I have news that I think you'll all want to hear.
34:30Got off the horn with the seventh floor.
34:32Dante Crest has been officially classified as neutralized, as has Greta.
34:36The threat to the electrical grid is no more.
34:39I also have this.
34:41Putt, if you will.
34:48It was anonymously dropped off this morning.
34:51Forensics have been all over, but they found Jack.
34:55The individuals being killed here all have one thing in common.
34:58Our intel shows they all purchased your private information from Borrow.
35:02We don't know who's behind the killings,
35:03but to get it done this fast and efficiently,
35:05they had to have connections and a lot of money.
35:08Yeah, 500 million.
35:10Greta.
35:11And now, I have one last thing for you.
35:15Hi, Mima.
35:16Hi, Peepa.
35:18Someone else also wants to say hi.
35:20My baby.
35:22Yes, that a boy.
35:23Good boy.
35:25Thank you, Uncle Alden, for ham steak.
35:27I love him so much.
35:29So do I.
35:32Bye, pal.
35:34Also, the man from Peepa's work says we can all go home now.
35:38Oh, no.
35:40To normal.
35:41I thought it was true.
35:43To normal.
35:44Hey.
35:45Hey, buddy.
35:47Oh, yeah.
35:50Hold up.
35:51Hold up.
35:51Unfortunately, not everyone can go home.
35:54I got a call from the FBI.
35:56Mr. Luna, Mr. Perlmutter,
35:58is it possible you did something to anger the biker gang known as Azrael's Knights?
36:02No.
36:02All right.
36:02We might have killed one of them.
36:04You what?
36:05It was an accident.
36:06I was on PCP.
36:07I'm only human.
36:08PCP.
36:08Well, that guy is the nephew of a very high-ranking member of that organization,
36:12and now there's a million-dollar bounty on your head.
36:14It was the air conditioner.
36:16Yes!
36:16He's got a cell on his head, and I am not going back to that safe house.
36:20Well, you're in luck.
36:21Azrael's Knights have chapters in every state,
36:23and there's a place in America that's safe for you.
36:25So we've arranged for you to hide out at a CIA listening post in Sac-Cock, Greenland.
36:29We believe that we can resolve the biker threat within the next 48 months.
36:33Okay, we can do this for 48 months?
36:3648 months.
36:37Are you out of your fucking mind?
36:39This is Reed.
36:41Oh, 48 months.
36:43You're going to need this, my friend.
36:46Space jugs lead to space tugs, so have fun.
36:51Let's not end this in a downer.
36:52I have a big surprise.
36:57Come on in.
37:00What's this?
37:02I'm going to retire.
37:05Again.
37:05Talia and I, you're going to sail around the world with my ship.
37:12Finally, right?
37:15Retirement?
37:16Are you sure?
37:18100%.
37:19I know exactly.
37:21I'm not sure what this team will be like without you.
37:24I'm more worried about what the team is going to do without you,
37:27because I heard you were accepted in Unit 9.
37:30So congratulations.
37:33Um, thanks.
37:35Uh, I turned it down.
37:37Why?
37:38That's what you always wanted.
37:40Yeah, I mean, I thought so,
37:41but this group, these guys...
37:45Anyway, I mean, they'll need at least one Bruner to keep them in life.
37:49Yeah.
37:50No crunchies?
37:52They're for children.
37:55I hate you so much.
37:55Why don't you order it next time, then?
37:57Maybe I will.
37:57Well, will you?
37:58Bad news.
38:00We just learned the Great Dane is in Russian custody.
38:02He was picked up in Alaska to see what he knows,
38:04which now they realize there's nothing.
38:05I could have told you that.
38:07But they're willing to make a trade for Tina.
38:08They want their asset back.
38:10Could they just keep him?
38:11Tally, this is my fault.
38:14I should have made sure that he comes home safe.
38:16So I go and do the trade.
38:17It's my last mission.
38:20No one left behind.
38:22Except me.
38:23I'm out of here.
38:24Going back to Toledo,
38:25where I don't have to deal with a bunch of yahoos,
38:27crashing a spaceship,
38:28and destroying multiple power plants,
38:31and...
38:31Oh, yeah.
38:34Nuclear Armageddon.
38:35You're Rue's problem now.
38:37She's your new director.
38:38Yes!
38:39Fuck yeah!
38:41Whoo!
38:42All right, Farkas, go get my office chair.
38:44Yes, ma'am.
38:46Rue, you're the boss,
38:47so you tell Luke he's not going anywhere.
38:49Mm-mm-mm.
38:50Tally.
38:51No, no.
38:52You just had a bullet taken out of your arm.
38:53We're gonna go home,
38:55I'm gonna take care of you,
38:56and you're gonna rest.
38:57That's it, and that's all.
38:59She's right, Luke.
39:00Hey, I can run it, big guy.
39:02It's an easy prisoner swap.
39:04No fuss, no muss.
39:05Oh, so you all want me to just blow off this mission
39:08so that I get taken care of
39:10and babied by my ex-wife?
39:12Yeah.
39:13Boy, that doesn't bode well with me.
39:15All right?
39:17On the other hand,
39:19getting babied by my fiancée.
39:26You know, I've never stopped being in love with you,
39:28and I'm not gonna mess it up this time.
39:31So, Tally,
39:34will you do me the honor
39:36and be my wife?
39:39The king?
39:41Yes.
39:43Kinder.
39:45Now I get to ruin their wedding.
39:52Let's do it again.
39:56Hey, guys.
39:59Come on, now.
40:01Congratulations.
40:10Hey.
40:11Gonna pick me up
40:12before you head to Finland to get the Dane?
40:14Yep.
40:15You coming?
40:16Uh, no.
40:18No, I'm gonna help my mom with something.
40:23Oh.
40:28You okay?
40:29You don't seem like your usual whizzy self.
40:34Eh.
40:35I miss my pig.
40:37When you really care for someone,
40:39it's hard to let them go.
40:42Bye.
40:43We'll see you around.
40:44Yeah, okay.
40:48Alden,
40:49do you maybe want to grab dinner
40:52when you're back?
40:55Yeah, I'd love that.
40:56I could use a good friend, Hank.
41:00Modern barn.
41:01I love their dumplings.
41:03Sounds great.
41:04Okay.
41:04We'll see you next time.
41:31Be careful.
41:33Be careful.
41:38This doesn't look like Euro Disney.
41:42Alden!
41:43What's up, man?
41:44It's so good to see you guys.
41:45He told me we were going to Euro Disney,
41:48and I was like,
41:49what?
41:50That place sucks.
41:52You got a wicked sense of humor, Vlad.
41:54You're a real prankster.
41:55Bring it in.
41:55Give him that tight tight.
41:56All right, Barry.
41:59Our turn.
42:04Prisoner swap!
42:06Prisoner swap!
42:07Prisoner swap!
42:13This is it.
42:15You are leaving forever.
42:21Tell me it all wasn't a lie.
42:26Barry, I've got four other guys in Europe just like you.
42:29They all think I'm their true love.
42:32You need to stop being a fool.
42:40I hope you brought some two-ply,
42:42because they only got single.
42:51What up, dork?
42:53Prisoner swap!
42:54Prisoner swap!
42:56Prisoner swap!
43:03I'm so sorry this is happening, Carter.
43:06This is not what anyone wanted.
43:08But, you know, for what it's worth,
43:10I think you're going to be great out there.
43:12Think of it as an adventure.
43:13I wish I never met you!
43:15Donnie, I'm really sorry it turned out this way.
43:19I truly loved you.
43:21Once?
43:22You're the worst person in the world!
43:25Stop gabbing!
43:26This is a working boat!
43:27Head below and grab your gear!
43:29I...
43:30You really couldn't have got us an airplane?
43:32Go!
43:34Have fun!
43:42Hey, the comrades filled me in
43:44on the whole Tina situation,
43:45and, you know, just so you know,
43:47for what it's worth,
43:49you don't need that red widow.
43:51She's not even a good spy.
43:52I mean, my sources said that half the intel
43:54she gave her handlers was inaccurate information.
43:57What do you mean?
43:58Like how you smuggled me into Greece?
44:00Apparently she reported to the SVR
44:02that you were in Papua New Guinea.
44:03That doesn't make sense.
44:04She knew exactly where we were.
44:06She worked with Barry that whole mission.
44:07She's also talking about some honeypot in Uzbekistan.
44:10We never went to Uzbekistan.
44:11That was Moldova.
44:12She loves me.
44:14She was giving them chicken feed to protect us.
44:17Then why did she say she never loved you?
44:18So it wouldn't hurt when she left.
44:20It still did, though.
44:21But it's like when Charlie told Bumblebee
44:23she didn't want him around.
44:24Why else would she purposely give false intel
44:26unless she really had become a member of the team?
44:28And...
44:30They're falling in love.
44:32Un pequeño problema.
44:33I might have reported Tina's discrepancies
44:36to Rusty and Igor back there
44:39just to kind of knock her down a few pegs.
44:41I did do it for you, Barry.
44:42Roe-skies before roe-skies.
44:48Do you have any idea what you did?
44:51You just got Tina killed.
44:54Whoops.
44:56Let's get rid of that plant.
44:58One of the filing cabinets.
45:00Keep the coat rack.
45:01On it.
45:05This is your new kick-ass director, Ru-Russell.
45:08Press 2 for the shitty outgoing director.
45:11Ru-Ru, Tina was on our side.
45:13She's one of us.
45:14We have to get her back or they're going to kill her.
45:16Crap on a Kaiser.
45:17The 7th floor is never going to authorize a mission
45:20onto Russian soil to retrieve a confirmed Russian spy.
45:24Then we do it without permission.
45:26We go rogue.
45:26He's right, pal.
45:28We have to break into Russia.
45:30Good luck with all that.
45:38Well, madam, it looks like you're in charge of this mess.
45:44What's that military term for when everything goes totally to shit?
45:50We'll be right back tonight.
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