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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 48
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00:00Go!
00:02Tonight!
00:03We missed you!
00:05We look back at the last seven days of vintage villa action.
00:10That's insane.
00:12Those are some big wieners.
00:14You boring bitch.
00:16Tempo's flaring.
00:17What is Unseen Bits by the way? Does anyone watch it?
00:20I'm actually watching.
00:21Kissing and telling.
00:23That kiss was two words. No good.
00:25Armpit smelling.
00:28No, stop.
00:29Nice.
00:31We've also had superb footwork.
00:34Big ups.
00:35With a man from South London, you get me.
00:37Plus all the usual snogging, dancing and dating.
00:42Like me and baked beans? Nah.
00:44Never got along with me.
00:45Basically all the things you really like.
00:49Trust us.
00:52It's gonna be special.
00:54I make perfect myself.
00:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57I feel no pain.
01:00This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:03It was a good day in the office.
01:04That was amazing.
01:25Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:28I'm whispering because I'm hiding in the bushes,
01:30listening to the mating calls of the lesser spotted islander.
01:38What a bunch of tits.
01:46Stop it!
01:47No chance, Meg.
01:49We're just getting started.
01:50New world!
01:51Go!
01:52This is a Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:54It's a new life!
01:56We've got a lot to get through, so on your marks, get set...
02:00Go!
02:03It's a monster's hat.
02:05Oh, the hat falling off.
02:07He just left it.
02:08We've thrown the whole show up in the air.
02:12Move it all about.
02:13Yeah, your twinkle toes there, man.
02:16Gliding on air.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17And we never quite know what's going to come out.
02:20You've got a zoomies.
02:30She's not zoomies.
02:32She's not zoomies.
02:36It will leave you speechless.
02:38Oh, it's gonna take something, can I forget?
02:45I've forgotten.
02:49Earlier in the week, it looked like Helena was beginning to trust Harry and almost fall
02:54for him.
02:54Right, not too far, though.
02:56Hang on.
02:57OK, I'm just going.
02:58Three, two...
03:00Ah!
03:02Do it again.
03:02Do it again.
03:04I got you.
03:05I got you.
03:08What are you doing?
03:09You know I got you.
03:09Why are you doing that?
03:11Three, two, one.
03:12Ah!
03:14Do you think you can do it with me?
03:15Yeah.
03:15No, you're going to drop me.
03:16That's no way.
03:17We'll try it, we'll try it.
03:18All right, but don't let me go too fast.
03:20Wait, hang on, like, just lean back on me now, let me see how heavy you are.
03:24Oh!
03:27No, this is a terrible idea.
03:29I think this is a terrible idea.
03:31But we can do it.
03:32It's OK, just a little bit.
03:33Do you know what you're doing?
03:34No.
03:35Not really.
03:36Just doing that.
03:38Yeah, like, I'll go under my arms like that.
03:40OK.
03:41Wait, wait, wait, you won't let me fall a bit.
03:48Hey, that is awful.
03:50What do you mean?
03:51That's you, not me.
03:53You've taken my nipple off as well.
03:54I got to, like, there.
03:56Top tip, next time you play this game, Helena,
03:58don't use Harry's nips as grips.
04:05Here's an unseen bit of Emma and Cash getting down to some fairly whisky business.
04:11So, Emma, I'm going to talk you through the process of making eggs, yeah?
04:15I'm actually watching.
04:16With a man from South London, you get me?
04:18Mm-hm.
04:19So cool.
04:20You activate the wrist action with the eggs.
04:22You get me?
04:23Scoop it up a little bit, like you're picking it up and putting it back down.
04:26Like you're picking up a toddler, putting it back down for, like, joy.
04:29You get me?
04:30You swell it in a circle like this, one of these ones.
04:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:34Yeah?
04:34Check your stance.
04:35If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time
04:38and just wrist action, you get me?
04:41Look into the distance.
04:43Make it look like you're not even trying to put effort into it.
04:45Better that.
04:46Then, get season in.
04:48Not season on, season in.
04:49You get me?
04:50Add a little bit of pepper.
04:51Not too much, though, because we're not trying to achoo.
04:53You get me?
04:54Then, after that, there's this thing called Assault.
04:58You get me?
05:00There's Assault.
05:01This clip has all the classic hallmarks of another kitchen sink drama.
05:08Starring Cash and Emma in Where's the Salt?
05:13Do you want me to look for it?
05:16Um...
05:17He'll be somewhere.
05:21It's here.
05:22You actually just looked like a man.
05:24You didn't even try.
05:25It was right there.
05:26Obviously, because you're shorter, I thought it would be easier for you to get...
05:29You just want me to get involved, don't you?
05:31Yeah.
05:32Cash couldn't even find Assault.
05:34I thought he was a seasoned chef.
05:36That's a good day in the office.
05:38That was amazing, thank you.
05:40Almost broke a sweat.
05:51This is the longest.
05:53Earlier in the week, we saw the kissing challenge.
05:56It's an attraction, something's in the air.
05:59The girls had to go along the line of boys and kiss each one.
06:02Without knowing who it was, the boys had to give them marks out of ten.
06:06It was really just an excuse for the Islanders to eat each other's faces.
06:12Why are they now getting handsy?
06:16But one diner left very bad reviews.
06:19That kiss was two words, no good.
06:22Zero out of ten.
06:23I'll give it a three out of ten.
06:24I'll give that a minus one.
06:26Are you going to complain about all of them?
06:28Which left a very sour taste in Yasmin's mouth.
06:31His comments, I just thought, were just rude.
06:34Yeah.
06:34And they just didn't need to be that nasty.
06:36But Dijon couldn't be forked.
06:39Dijon!
06:40I'm really sorry you're eating, but can I grab you for a real quick chat?
06:44I'm sorry, I'm going to have to book a line, Yasmin.
06:46What are you eating?
06:48Some pasta.
06:54But what was all the fusilli about that pasta?
07:01Well, here's Dijon's recipe for the perfect pasta.
07:05Step one, choose only the finest ingredients.
07:09I saw a pasta in the fridge, is that yours?
07:11Yeah, I put two up.
07:12Is it?
07:13Yeah.
07:13Do you think I can still eat it?
07:14Yeah, it was only yesterday.
07:17Yeah, let's go eat.
07:18Step two, use traditional Italian cooking technique.
07:22We'll warm these up in the pan.
07:24Step three, choose your dining partners carefully.
07:27Are you still going to eat all of that?
07:29Yeah.
07:30What?
07:31100%.
07:31What, you are?
07:32Yeah, I'm starving.
07:34Me and Meg.
07:35No problem, don't worry about your best pals or anything.
07:37What, do you want some?
07:38You can have some of us.
07:39If you want some, you can have some.
07:39I won't have a lot.
07:40Then I might want to eat all of it.
07:41I'm just going to have some pineapple.
07:42I didn't want any pasta.
07:44Step four, garnish with the finest leftover sliced turkey.
07:48Oh, Dijon, that pasta's a fucking joke.
07:51And the finest sauce.
07:53Can you get the paronais for me, please, Ty?
07:55From the fridge?
07:56Paronais?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Are you going to give Harry a bit of that?
07:58I'm going to put a little bit of paronais on it.
08:01Step five, serve and enjoy.
08:04This is a joke.
08:05This is so good.
08:07Just give it away when you're full up.
08:09Hey, Harry.
08:10Yo.
08:11Do you want this?
08:12Yeah.
08:13Go on, man.
08:15What, you done?
08:15I'll leave it here.
08:18Cheers, mate.
08:19No worries.
08:21Save some for me, guys.
08:32Yasmin was also upset by how Jamie handled the kissing challenge.
08:35Why is he grabbing your bras after?
08:37And in this unseen bit, Boris has Yasmin's back.
08:41But only her back.
08:43No lower.
08:44Straight away, bro.
08:45When you go for a kiss, straight away, again, you went down for the cheeks.
08:49It's natural, man.
08:50But how, bro?
08:50I never go straight away to the cheeks.
08:52Straight away?
08:53My first step would be...
08:54So she's here.
08:56Mm.
08:57Mm.
08:59Mm.
09:00Mm.
09:00Mm.
09:00Yeah, fourth step.
09:02I think fourth.
09:04Sometimes when it's first time, I don't even go straight away for cheeks, you know?
09:07For the...
09:08Because then they're gonna say, look at this guy, he wanna...
09:10He just wants to grab my ass.
09:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:12Grabs the booty regardless.
09:15How you say booty?
09:17Batty.
09:18Batty.
09:18Nyesh.
09:19Huh?
09:20Nyesh.
09:20Nyesh.
09:21Nyesh.
09:21It's not something like...
09:23Good morning.
09:23Good morning.
09:24Do you say in America as well that tone?
09:26What?
09:27I want that nyesh.
09:28You know what nyesh is?
09:29We don't say that.
09:30You know nyesh?
09:31Yeah.
09:32What?
09:32We don't say that.
09:34How you say it?
09:35Ass.
09:37Yes, booty.
09:38I know booty.
09:39And that unseen clip was a real booty.
09:49The entire world of social media kicked up a stink last week when we saw Harry and
09:54Helena's relationship in the pits.
09:57What?
09:58Am I honking?
09:58No, I'm not even honking, look.
10:01You're actually not.
10:02Have you started since the gym?
10:03No.
10:04No.
10:06Pheromones.
10:07What is going on with armpit sniffing thing?
10:11I'm dot dot dot rolling on the floor laughing emoji.
10:15Armpit sniff.
10:17Armpit sniff.
10:17What in the hell?
10:18Face vomiting emoji.
10:20Get your nose out of that peh.
10:23Nose emoji.
10:24Face with tears of joy emoji.
10:27If you're attracted to your partner's smell you're more likely to be biologically compatible.
10:34Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:37Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:40Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.
10:44Well just for you guys we have sniffed out some more unseen pits.
10:48And there are some real humming humdingers.
10:51Are your armpits honking the gaff up?
10:53Are they?
10:53I think they actually might be honking the gaff up.
10:55They are a bit actually to be fair.
10:57Oh babe you're fucking honking it up.
11:02Oh babe give me another sniff of that, that's fucking unreal.
11:06No way.
11:07Come on, come on, come on, come on.
11:09Let me have another whiff of that.
11:10I need another whiff of that now.
11:13That's fucking naughty stuff.
11:14Come on, come on.
11:16What the fuck?
11:18Do you have another one?
11:23Have a sniff.
11:29Helena is totally ordering her odious odour.
11:32Good on her.
11:32She should win a wafter.
11:39When he came into the villa, Jamie told everyone that he was an electrical engineer.
11:43But it turns out if you actually ask him nicely, he will dance for cash.
11:47I taught him some footwork.
11:48What's that for?
11:49Go on Jamie!
11:51Come on, come on.
11:53Not as quick as that though.
11:55Would you ever do strictly?
11:56Yeah I would.
11:56My friends don't strictly, but they're very like...
12:06I'm trying to think of what Asaka show you.
12:09So go...
12:10Hop together like that.
12:12Yeah you've got good feet.
12:14Okay.
12:14Pat, tat, tat.
12:15I feel like boys who do football, I've got good footwork.
12:18Hurry up here, let's have a look at that.
12:20You'll be eating your words.
12:22They're stiff.
12:23I'll jump and then put my foot that way and then put it straight.
12:26Okay, okay, okay.
12:28So...
12:28Tap, tap, tap.
12:29I just slapped my leg for effect.
12:30It's not even that.
12:31You don't have to do that.
12:33He's actually good at it.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:36Oh!
12:36I feel like you've got some moves in you.
12:38You know how to do that dance.
12:39Do you know what it is?
12:40It's this part that's the most complicated.
12:41So together.
12:42Boom.
12:43Then like go here.
12:44Boom.
12:45And here.
12:46Oh okay, that's not great.
12:47I've already forgot my cord.
12:49This is fucking hard.
12:51Like you jump forward.
12:52Oh, like...
12:53There we go.
12:55So...
12:55Like in front of you.
12:56Here.
12:57I'll learn another time.
12:59Good idea, Jamie.
13:00As they say.
13:01If at first you don't succeed.
13:03Give up.
13:11Here's an unseen clip of Helena walking the walk.
13:22I'll very long walk as it goes in order to top the top with Harry.
13:42Boo!
13:44What happened next?
13:46Find out after the break.
14:00What's going on here guys?
14:02Oh my god.
14:03Is that noise?
14:04Welcome back to Unseen Bits where Boris is being a right pain in the neck to tie.
14:08You know that moment bro when you can't continue anymore.
14:11So you have fatigue.
14:12So you switch hands?
14:12Yeah, switch hands.
14:14Yeah, switch hands.
14:18And the feel good moments keep coming.
14:21It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:27Our Islanders have been away from home for a while now and have totally lost track of time.
14:31Connor thinks it's Movember for crying out loud.
14:35Isn't it interesting where Russia is?
14:38It's a totally immersive experience and all of our Islanders are fully interactive.
14:43I'm going to click the button here when I click the belly button.
14:46What happens when I click it?
14:47If you want normal conversation you need to click button.
14:50But we're not pressing that button Boris.
14:52On this show we don't really do normal.
14:54Which makes it flippin' fun to watch.
14:59Oh, oh, aye aye aye.
15:02So couple up because on this show, three is not the magic number.
15:06I've never had a threesome.
15:08And I think I would want to have a threesome.
15:11What?
15:12Oh my God, get me out of this coming thing here.
15:20Earlier we saw Helena making a long walk over to Harriet the David.
15:25Well, here's...
15:27I'm next.
15:29Oh, girl.
15:34Oh my God.
15:36Jesus Christ.
15:39Oh my God.
15:41Have a bit of sympathy, Harry.
15:42The poor woman has just collapsed with exhaustion after all that walking.
15:50After flipping out in the garden earlier, Jamie crashed out of Cash's dance class.
15:55But thankfully, Cash was still able to hurry on.
15:59So left.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Down.
16:02Out.
16:03Down.
16:04Out.
16:04But I just don't think I'll ever be able to dance like this in my life.
16:11Ah.
16:12Okay, okay, what else?
16:13What else?
16:13I've got to add a bit to it now.
16:15Come on.
16:15Okay.
16:16Like a...
16:19Yeah.
16:22Yeah.
16:32Rehearsals are over here.
16:34You need to show what you've learned to the toughest judge of them all.
16:38Dijon.
16:41Forget all the naysayers.
16:43Forget all the people who said you couldn't do this.
16:45Do this.
16:46Do this.
16:47Do this.
16:48To do this.
16:48They'll probably if you do football, I've got to go football early.
16:52Okay, hurry up here.
16:53Let's have a look at that.
16:55You'll be eating your words.
17:03Now, this is shit, man.
17:05Nah, this is no good.
17:06All right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:14Yeah!
17:22What the fuck?
17:22That does you. That's a joke.
17:25Man, I left for 10 minutes, man, and you were just...
17:28You were an amateur when I left.
17:30Yeah, no, that's a joke.
17:31Good effort, Harry, but when it comes to busting moves,
17:34I think we can all agree that no-one busts himself better than Jamie.
17:38She'll hopefully be sweet in the morning.
17:44Here's an exclusive unseen bit of Angel and Emma,
17:47and guess what? They're talking about their relationships.
17:51I do feel like that. I do feel like...
17:54..even after the chat, there is still some, like,
17:58random little, like, you know, you look at someone...
18:00Yeah. ..and obviously...
18:05It went right in your head.
18:07Is it there? No, it's gone, it's gone.
18:10It's islanders get scared by something!
18:13What was I saying?
18:15Tell me about your, um, your chats, though.
18:18Like, how were they? Like, were they good?
18:20Electric? Safe? Flirty?
18:24Good.
18:25What the...
18:30Why does it fly to me?
18:34Um...
18:35That wasp has got his stingers out!
18:40Is it gone?
18:41It's got his stingers out.
18:47Oh, my God, what is that?
18:50Get out.
18:52Get out.
18:57I think we've all enjoyed watching Yaz and Jamie
19:00growing closer together this week,
19:03but how much do they really like each other?
19:06Let's find out!
19:07I think you're gonna like this!
19:11Every day we get a little bit closer to one another, you know, like, and it's nice, like, it's almost
19:16reassuring because, like, one day I'll think, oh, I wish Yaz would do this, and then, like, the following day
19:23you actually do it, you know what I mean?
19:24Like, I thought just, like, about, like, a waffle. Like, the way you, like, would make waffles, I'm like, oh,
19:32I wonder if she'd bring it to me one time.
19:34Yeah, and then literally, like, five minutes later you did, so, I was like, wow, like, it's good that, like,
19:41it's almost like you're reading my mind.
19:42Like, I don't know what kind of spell you put on me or something, but, like, you can read my
19:47mind.
19:49But, yeah, like, obviously, I'm starting to, like, like you more and more each day, so I feel like we're
19:57heading in a healthy direction.
19:59Yeah, definitely.
20:00I feel like what's nice about you is, like, you're so caring, but, like, not just about me, like, about,
20:07like, Tony, Shakira, like, you're just, you're so good to them as well.
20:14And I love that because, and I think, like, they appreciate that as well, obviously.
20:19But I just think, like, that's so nice.
20:21Okay.
20:21That's so nice.
20:23Definitely.
20:23Yeah.
20:24I feel like, you know, like, definitely.
20:27Keep grafting, Jamie, as according to my account, you like Yasmin more than twice as much as she likes you.
20:33Like.
20:38It is a totally untrue fact that Boris is a trained masseuse, but he never lets the facts get in
20:43the way of a good audience.
20:44unseen clip.
20:45Here he is, putting his talents to the test.
20:48I make perfect massage for her.
20:50She's in seven heaven.
20:52I need to arrange something.
20:55I just need baby one.
20:57The fuck, how many things are here, bro?
21:00Here, I don't know.
21:01There's not going to be a thing.
21:04No.
21:06Here's baby one.
21:07I found it.
21:11So, what we're going to do is, I don't want anyone to see me.
21:17Okay, she's going to be like this.
21:19I can do like this.
21:20Let me try.
21:22Oh, not possible.
21:25Like this.
21:31Billy.
21:32What's up?
21:33You forgot about that you're having a scheduled massage right now.
21:38Oh, LOL.
21:41Upgrades.
21:42Oh, my days.
21:43Oh, you're in safe hands.
21:44As you know, my hands are safe.
21:47And soft.
21:48And soft.
21:49It's strictly professional, just massage, nothing else.
21:52Okay.
21:53So, as you know, that I made a course for massage like a few years ago, for classic massage.
21:58If I like someone, I'm going to make even a massage.
22:03You know what?
22:03When I get massages, I hate the music they play.
22:06Really?
22:07Yeah, but I like very like chill songs anyway.
22:09We hear you, Billy Kiss.
22:19Mm-hmm.
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23:30Why are we walking like that?
23:33Like penguins.
23:48Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where we are taking a walk on the wild side.
23:55These unseen clips will hit you where it hurts.
24:00Ow!
24:01Did you hit yourself?
24:02No!
24:03And have you busting shapes?
24:05So down, in, up.
24:08This arm is like that.
24:09There we go, like that.
24:09Okay.
24:10Yeah.
24:11So tap, tap, tap.
24:12Oh man, that's quick.
24:15Yeah, he's like, come on.
24:18As we follow our Islanders' movements very closely indeed.
24:22Normally I wake up, have a poop.
24:24That's it.
24:25And then before I go to bed, I poop.
24:27Yeah, night poop too.
24:28Yeah.
24:29I've got to let it all out.
24:30Morning poop before you shower.
24:33Yeah.
24:33And after a long day, poop.
24:35Yeah.
24:35The best poops.
24:36I hope they're not recording.
24:39We're recording it all, Shakira.
24:41That's the whole point.
24:43After all, this is Love Island Unseen Shibbit.
24:48Here's an unseen clip of Tony trading transatlantic talk with her fellow Islanders.
24:53Do you guys wear boxers underneath your swim shorts?
24:56Do I?
24:58What is the purpose?
24:59Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
25:01I feel like that's quite American.
25:02Is it?
25:03Yeah, I don't get it.
25:04It's a bit stupid stuff.
25:05Oh, what, wearing boxers?
25:06Is an American thing?
25:08Nah.
25:09I've always worn them.
25:11Nah, I ain't.
25:13Free balling?
25:14Tony says some words that I only hear, like, on TikTok and that Americans say.
25:19It's so funny.
25:20How could she call you a bozo?
25:23Bozo.
25:26Great morning, everyone.
25:29Great morning.
25:30That's the most American thing you've said since you've been here.
25:33Now a bozo is.
25:35Yeah, bozo is ridiculous, by the way.
25:37That is top work.
25:39You bozo.
25:41Are you guys going to eat these?
25:44Do you have prawn crackers in the US?
25:45Yeah.
25:46But they're shrimp chips.
25:47Shrimp chips is crazy.
25:49Have you heard that?
25:50What the fuck are you talking about?
25:52Prawn crackers are shrimp chips.
25:56That's crazy work.
25:57Have you heard that time?
25:59What Tony calls a prawn cracker?
26:01Shrimp chips.
26:02Shrimp chips.
26:04That's scandalous.
26:05That's no good.
26:08I feel evil.
26:11What's on there?
26:12Cracker.
26:14You pick my nose and you're cute.
26:16You're the only person who's ever picked my nose ever in this life, you know?
26:20Don't make it a habit.
26:22You don't have buggies.
26:25I don't usually have buggies.
26:26They're not buggies.
26:28They're boogies.
26:29They're boogies.
26:30Boogers.
26:31Boogies.
26:32Boogers.
26:33Boogies.
26:34Boogies.
26:35Boogies.
26:36So do you say the bogeyman?
26:38Bogeyman.
26:39Bogeyman, yeah.
26:40Boogie.
26:41The bogeyman's a different thing, though.
26:42He's not a bogey.
26:43It's the same word.
26:44Bogeyman.
26:45Do you know who the bogeyman is?
26:46Yeah.
26:47But personally...
26:49I'm the fucking bogeyman.
26:51Well, you do pick Cash's nose for pleasure, so it's snot beyond the realms of possibility,
26:57Tony.
27:03What's up?
27:03It's your boy, Tiny Temper.
27:04I'm officially in the Love Island Villa.
27:06I cannot believe it, what an experience it was to headline the first official Love Island
27:11Fest.
27:11Yeah!
27:12Yeah!
27:13Yeah!
27:13We bring the stars out.
27:15We bring the women and the cars in the car town.
27:17I had a great time.
27:19The crowd was amazing.
27:20And we can do this until we pass out.
27:22Yeah!
27:23Hey!
27:24Hey!
27:24I could see all the islanders singing along, rapping along to all the lyrics.
27:29Na-na-na-na-na-na!
27:30Until we get around in the car town.
27:32Yeah!
27:33I'm in charge now.
27:35I'm a star and I'm with my freaking car style.
27:37I live a very...
27:38I saw people coming up with dance moves that I wish I did for certain songs.
27:42I see the walk.
27:44I see the walk, my boy.
27:45It's getting ravy, so whip it up.
27:47Yeah!
27:47I got the keys to the king.
27:49Yo, yo.
27:50It's getting ravy, so eat it up.
27:52Wacky razor, in a tanker.
27:55They got chains, I got eight cars full of A-sop.
27:58Megan, Billie, kiss, see your heart out.
28:01Hey!
28:02I'm a fan of the girls, so I thought they deserved a shout-out.
28:05They've definitely been repping.
28:06I came to blow out, it's the school.
28:09It's getting ravy, so whip it up.
28:11The atmosphere was incredible.
28:13Love Island Fest was definitely up there in the ranks, man.
28:16We need to do this again.
28:17I want to do this every single year.
28:19We've got to put this on the schedule.
28:20It's getting ravy, so eat it up.
28:23Hey, yo, L.I. Fest makes some noise.
28:25Yeah!
28:26You know what?
28:26It's absolutely incredible to be headlining Love Island Fest,
28:29but it's even more incredible to be on Unseen Bits.
28:32Thanks for that, Tiny.
28:34We loved having you here, too.
28:36Here's some unseen reels of the L.I. Fest.
28:40It's a celebration.
28:42Can we celebrate?
28:46This sensation got me feeling great.
28:49Should be celebrating.
28:51Please don't make me wait for the celebration.
28:56Can we celebrate?
28:58Yes, we can.
28:59Y'all know who I am.
29:01I make it hot.
29:02I keep my foot on the gas.
29:03And I won't stop.
29:04I want this night to last.
29:05Yeah.
29:10I come out and I thought it said Leifest.
29:13Leifest.
29:15My God.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19I made Leifest.
29:21I realized it was Love Island.
29:24And one of the best things about festivals,
29:26apart from the toilets, are the food trucks.
29:29Those are some big wieners.
29:31Hungry work, this festival lark.
29:33When Maya heard there were hot dogs on the menu,
29:35she hot-footed it up to the festival.
29:38This one's a jam like Maya.
29:39Ooh, fire.
29:42She loves a hot dog, she does.
29:45This one's a jam like Maya.
29:47It's Maya.
29:48We're having a nice party.
29:50Yeah.
29:51There might still be some hot dogs, Maya.
29:53Yeah.
29:53It's probably still warm.
29:55I don't think she's here for the hot dogs, Shakira.
29:57Actually, Tony, Maya was desperate for some junk food,
30:00but before she could put her order in, she just had some news.
30:04The public have been voting for their favorite girl and their favorite boy.
30:08But it was the least favorite who were mustard.
30:11Emma.
30:14Boris.
30:18You've been dumped from the island.
30:19I'll leave you to say your goodbyes.
30:22This one's a jam like Maya.
30:23Ooh, fire.
30:25Maya did get her hot dog, but she also got ketchup all over her dress.
30:29This one's a jam like Maya.
30:31After a quick change, she got an Access All Areas pass and crashed the after party.
30:36Billy Kiss and Angel, you are now at risk of being dumped from the island.
30:41And it was the four favorite islanders who had the tough decision to make.
30:45As much as everyone in here deserves a chance to find love,
30:48we've had to take into consideration existing connections.
30:53So the islander that we've decided to dump is Billy Kiss.
31:00Time to pack up, Billy Kiss.
31:03Can we help you at all?
31:05No, it's okay.
31:05I think everything is pretty, like, there's not much stuff anyways.
31:11Sorry.
31:20There's really no way we can help you.
31:21No, honestly.
31:23I'm halfway, or I'm almost done.
31:25Right, so let's do up the suitcase, girls.
31:28Oh, that's heavy.
31:30Do you know what, actually?
31:34I need to open the suitcase again.
31:36What's in the bag must remain a mystery.
31:39The Billy Kiss case is now closed.
31:49Here's an unseen clip of Meg and Dijon having a very familiar conversation.
31:53I've got deja vu.
31:55I've got deja vu.
31:56This happened before.
31:57This has happened before.
31:58When did it happen in your dream?
32:00Hang on, that's not a new unseen clip.
32:02I've seen this before.
32:05I've got deja vu.
32:07This happened before.
32:08This has happened before.
32:10When did it happen in your dream?
32:11Oh, no, we're stuck in a flashback loop.
32:14A repetitive cycle that goes on and on and on and on.
32:18You get the idea.
32:19This has happened before.
32:20When did it happen in your dream?
32:21Quick, do something.
32:22Try a different sound effect.
32:25This has happened before.
32:26When did it happen in your dream?
32:27That didn't work.
32:28Try this one.
32:30Bingo!
32:31It works!
32:33Yo, yo, yo!
32:35Hello!
32:35Who the fuck is shouting yo, yo, yo?
32:38Did you miss us?
32:38Did you miss us?
32:39Because we missed you!
32:41Oh, no, I'm getting that feeling again.
32:45Oh, I can hear it.
32:46What was it called?
32:47Deja vu?
32:49Welcome, blue.
32:50What's happening, Maya?
32:51Are you all right?
32:51Okay, I'm sick of being trapped in the past.
32:54Let's try that spinning effect.
32:59I think it's called Megan.
33:01You're from Ireland?
33:02Yeah.
33:03Why did you say it like that?
33:04I'm Ireland.
33:05Because I don't know how to say it.
33:07Ireland.
33:07Ireland.
33:08Ireland.
33:08What do you do?
33:09I was an energy broker before I came in here.
33:11A what?
33:11Energy what?
33:12Broker.
33:13Energy broker?
33:14Yeah, so like, salesperson on phone for energy.
33:18For energy?
33:18Like energy contracts, like gas, electric, all that shit.
33:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:21I just have an accent, so it seems to walk for me.
33:24What?
33:24Walk?
33:26I need to slow down.
33:27I have an accent, so it seems to work for me.
33:29Work for you?
33:31No, the way you say work is crazy.
33:32Okay, can you cook?
33:33No.
33:34Fuck no, if it doesn't go on a near-fryer, I don't want to know about it.
33:36It's going the wrong way right now.
33:38What, no, you can't even fry a young onion?
33:43I don't even like onions.
33:44You don't like onions?
33:45No.
33:46No, this is no good.
33:48Where's our second date?
33:50Where would our second date be?
33:51Oh, if we went on the outside.
33:54My steakhouse in London.
33:55Yeah, okay.
33:56And then maybe we'll go for some drinks after.
33:58Yeah.
33:59What's your favourite food?
34:00Steak and truffle mash.
34:03Truffle mash?
34:04Isn't, is truffle garlic?
34:08Actually, truffle is mushrooms.
34:09No, someone said that to me.
34:11Someone said, how do you not like truffle if you love garlic?
34:15Jesus.
34:16Do you like garlic?
34:17Yeah, I like garlic.
34:18I love garlic.
34:19The only thing I don't like is baked beans.
34:21Baked beans?
34:22Fucking ate baked beans.
34:23You hate them?
34:24Yeah.
34:24Why?
34:25I don't know.
34:25I just don't like them.
34:26I've never got along with them.
34:28I've never got along with them.
34:30Me and them argue all the time.
34:34Like me and baked beans?
34:35Nah.
34:37We've got beef.
34:38We fell out when we were younger, when we were younger, when I was younger.
34:44Good.
34:45No, do you know one food that I don't like is donuts?
34:47Donuts?
34:48Food.
34:48Like any type of donuts?
34:49Any donut.
34:50But it's weird because I love cake.
34:52Love cake.
34:53Yeah.
34:53What's your favourite cake?
34:54Angel cakes.
34:55Of course it is.
34:56Are you ticklish?
34:57No, not at all.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59Wait, so how many are you not ticklish anywhere?
35:01You're not ticklish.
35:02Are you?
35:04Not massively.
35:05So I'm only ticklish if you can tickle.
35:08No, like if you can actually tickle, then I'm ticklish.
35:12What do you mean if you can actually tickle?
35:15Is there any wrong way of tickling?
35:17Does it have to be like soft tickle tickle?
35:19No, it has to be like, I don't know, just a tickle.
35:23You know, some people can't tickle.
35:25No.
35:26What, when they're just going, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle?
35:35It's like, no, yeah, I'm a little bit ticklish.
35:39I'm with you, Blue.
35:40I'm not ticklish at all.
35:42I'm 100% Scottish.
35:45I know the girls love to wear a lot of makeup,
35:48but the size of the cotton wool balls they use
35:50are getting out of control.
35:52Still, they seem to be having a ball.
35:53Who did we have a podcast with?
35:55I think it was Harrison and we made him hold the ball
35:57if he wanted to speak.
35:59Oh, you're out.
36:01Get out.
36:02Get out.
36:04You boring, bitch.
36:06You want to call me boring?
36:12You used to call me all the time.
36:14There was aggression in that one.
36:15OK, take your eye off the ball and guess.
36:19What happened next?
36:21Find out after the ball.
36:23I mean, break.
36:37Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:40Can you feel it, feel it?
36:41So get your groove back on.
36:43Can you feel it now?
36:45Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:47It's all just something you feel.
36:50Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
36:54We've been dipping our toes into the best clips you don't get to see.
36:57I'm pretty sure that toe is bigger than your little finger.
37:00Close.
37:02That's insane.
37:03That sends you all jumping for joy.
37:08Wow.
37:10Because we've got more clips for you to dunk into.
37:13What are you dunking it in?
37:14That's not a proper tee you're dunking it in, is it?
37:16That's nasty if it's green tee.
37:17No, that's not.
37:20Meg.
37:20Meg, that is criminal.
37:24Prepare for the world to be turned on its head.
37:29It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
37:33To celebrate the lionesses making the final of the Euros before the break, the girls were
37:37playing some ball games.
37:40He was becoming me all the time.
37:43There was aggression in that one.
37:46Like, boo, what happened next?
37:52Oh!
37:53I didn't expect that one.
37:54Oh.
37:55Oh, no!
37:56Oh, no!
37:57He's already hit!
37:58Jamie!
37:59No!
38:00Jamie, no!
38:03That scared the shit out of me.
38:05What the fuck?
38:06I actually fully bumped it like that.
38:08If you can't play.
38:10I need bubble wrap, man.
38:12You need more than bubble wrap, Jamie.
38:13You need a suit of armor, pal.
38:22Since she came back to the villa, Ty has been itching to ask Megan something.
38:26I get to see the Harry Potter scarring flash.
38:28Oh, yeah.
38:28It was itch inside.
38:29Bad things are going to happen.
38:30Does it?
38:31Is that real?
38:31Yeah, I was itching this morning.
38:33Fuck.
38:33I know.
38:33So a buzz coming.
38:34I know.
38:36A Megan scar is never wrong.
38:38Brace yourself for The Islanders and the Order of the Grafties.
38:47Yes, it's the most prestigious awards ceremony of the season.
38:50And like all good awards ceremonies, it led to people storming off.
38:54It's not easy watching that back.
38:56For who?
38:56You or me?
39:06So let's cheer everyone up with our Unseen Bits Awards.
39:10The Dafties.
39:21First up, the best no-filter moment.
39:24The nominees are Harry for the words of wisdom that pass from his lips.
39:29Puh.
39:30Nice.
39:33Yasmin for her stylish takedowns.
39:37Harry's trousers are giving like, I found myself in Thailand.
39:40I was thinking that too, there should be elephants on there.
39:43But the winner is Angel for tricking the villa's resident joker into this uncensored slip.
39:50Harry, do you know Dan?
39:52Um, what's his last name?
39:54Dan Glebels?
39:56Nah.
39:57What?
39:58What?
39:58I don't know Dan Glebels.
40:00Hey, fucker!
40:02Yes!
40:03You are fire!
40:06Next up, the most emotional moments.
40:09The nominees are Dressing Room Disco, The Boys Bedroom Bop, The Boys Bedroom Bop, And the winner is Angels AstroTurf
40:33Athletics.
40:38Impressive and slightly terrifying.
40:41And finally the award that made the most noise.
40:44The fartiest performance!
40:47And the nominees are Yasmin for Better Out Than In.
40:53Let's just fart again.
40:56And whoever did this anonymous entry.
40:59Oh, what is that smile then?
41:04Don't make me gag.
41:06No, stop.
41:08Mate, spray something then.
41:10Someone's farted.
41:12Someone.
41:13There's only three of you.
41:14It wasn't me.
41:15But the winner for technical brilliance is...
41:17Jamie!
41:18With a nuclear bum-bomb to rival Oppenheimer.
41:25We were blown away by his encore.
41:31Congratulations to the winners, and everyone else, remember, it's the taking fart that counts.
41:38That's fun out.
41:40It's time now for Beach Hot Bonanza!
41:44Ooh!
41:51What is it?
41:52And this week I asked them to do celebrity impressions.
41:57Yes!
41:58Yes, I'm so good at this.
41:59I can't do an impression of myself, let alone a celebrity.
42:03Jennifer Coolidge, the icon, the legend, and the moment.
42:06I'm taking the drug, dummy ass.
42:09I'll do Peter Griffin, yeah.
42:10What just happened was actually kind of shit.
42:14Get to the chopper!
42:16What does Mickey Mouse say?
42:17Hello, weenie!
42:19That was actually good, I think, was it?
42:22Woo-hey, everybody!
42:23It's me, Mickey Mouse!
42:26This is a very niche one, but this is Bibble from Barbie Ferritopia.
42:31Na-da-na-da, Dizzy Pooh!
42:34Honey!
42:35Where's my super suit?
42:36Do you know the Muffin Man?
42:39The Muffin Man?
42:40The Muffin Man!
42:41Right, this is my Boris Johnson impression.
42:43You should not be meeting friends.
42:47Dirty, dirty little hobbitses!
42:50They are coming friends!
42:54Let's do Kourtney Kardashian.
42:56Kim, you're literally being so rude right now.
43:00Being a mom is a job, and all you care about is your business.
43:05And then Chris is like, you're doing amazing, sweetie!
43:10That's Carlton from Will Smith.
43:11I mean, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
43:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:15I feel no pain.
43:17Harry will get that one.
43:18Get Harry to do that one.
43:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:21I feel no pain.
43:22That is the best sound of the film ever.
43:24My fellow Irish queen, Adaine Kyle.
43:26My date of birth, 15th of the 6th, 85, make me a Gemini.
43:30Hold on, what date of birth did I give?
43:33Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to go to bed
43:36before either of you come up with another clever idea
43:38to get us killed.
43:39Or even worse, expelled.
43:42She needs to sort out her priorities.
43:46Tonight on Love Island...
43:48I can't do his accent.
43:50His voice is so hard to do.
43:53Previously on Love Island.
43:57Tonight...
43:58He just sounds like I'm Scottish.
44:01Oh, my God, he's not even Scottish.
44:02Is he Scottish?
44:03I'm 100% Scottish.
44:06Come back next time for some more...
44:08BEATCHART BEATCHART BEATCHART
44:16OK, time to go.
44:17We checked everyone's in bed and the beach hut is empty.
44:20Hold on, hey.
44:21Oh, hi, Tiny.
44:22Getting comfy.
44:23That's great, but it's now time to get out the beach hut
44:26and go home.
44:27It's the end of Unseen Bits.
44:29What is Unseen Bits, by the way?
44:32Does anyone watch it?
44:33It really is time to go.
44:35Can we just turn the lights out, please?
44:37OK, thank you.
44:38I thought he'd never leave.
45:04be long.
45:04Be long.
45:13We're gonna taking the lights out, please.
45:13When it comes down, we'll do some yellow special services.
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