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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 41: Unseen Bits
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00:00Let's get down the business
00:02Tonight, we roll out the red carpet for a night of drama
00:07Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury
00:09Hello, what do you do?
00:12Let's get down the business
00:13Comedy
00:14Does he make your coffee?
00:16Don't do the accent
00:17Chicken and a chana colt
00:19And some very fruity fun and games
00:21You gotta have the fried eggs for this
00:24Con, your ass is rock solid
00:27We get big laughs out of the smallest things
00:30Like the Islanders throwing shade
00:32You're only gonna do one?
00:33Yeah, I'm not doing your side
00:34And a show bulging with hidden treats
00:37Camry got a right view there
00:38We've squeezed a lot into a very small space
00:42And we're ready to let rip
00:45Disgusting
00:46So dip your toes in
00:49And throw your legs in the air like you really do care
00:53Oh my god, that's a joke
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag
00:56Cheers to that
00:57Let's get down to business
00:59Maybe I'll make a bagel
01:17This week on Love Island
01:19It's been emotional
01:21There's been tears
01:26More tears
01:28It's alright mate, it's alright
01:30And even more tears
01:32It's a shit situation bro
01:34I'm emotionally exhausted guys
01:39This is so annoying
01:45But now it's time to dry your eyes
01:48We've been here before
01:49We've been here before
01:50I've got deja vu
01:51I've got deja vu
01:52I've got deja vu
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before
01:55This has happened before
01:56When did it happen?
01:57In your dream?
01:58We have been here before Meg
02:00Last Saturday night to be exact
02:02It's Love Island Unseen Bits
02:05It's Love Island Unseen Bits
02:07Cheers to that
02:09Amen sister
02:10So raise a glass
02:12So raise a glass
02:12As we lead you on a merry dance
02:14Through the finest unseen action of the week
02:16He actually looks like YG
02:20Immersh yourself
02:22In an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes
02:27That will shake you to your very core
02:32How do you guys have so much energy?
02:34Let's have some fun
02:38Putting the show together calls for big balls
02:4128
02:42Get up
02:4229
02:43Oh
02:44Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says
02:48This is Love Island Unseen Bits
02:51It looks really bad
02:52Um, it looks bad
02:54Let's have some fun
02:58Having spent six weeks in each other's company
03:01The OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03And started speaking with one voice
03:06My fedora
03:08Shakira
03:09Shakira
03:10Shakira
03:10Why don't you like my fedora?
03:12Who's that supposed to be?
03:13Ben
03:13No
03:15Nah, you don't see the vision
03:16You don't see the vision
03:17That is literally how he speaks
03:18That is
03:19That is how he speaks
03:19It's literally Ben's own dialogue
03:22I think it's time to come up with a plan
03:23So, say I pull her through a chat, yeah?
03:26Yeah
03:26Shakira
03:26How are you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know
03:34I didn't expect the action
03:36Good, yeah?
03:37Just good
03:38I'm good
03:39How are you today?
03:40Con?
03:41Good, yeah, yeah
03:42How is your entire?
03:44He's not giving me what I need
03:45What do you need?
03:47I need you
03:52That took about 15 seconds
03:55Got a coffee from Con this morning
03:57Hell to the air
03:59So what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:01Exactly
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:03He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:04And I was like, yeah
04:05And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker
04:06And I was like, alright
04:08Don't do the accent
04:09You make him sound like a leprechaun
04:13Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning
04:15Leprechaun
04:17Yeah, Shakira
04:18Stop doing that silly accent
04:20You'll offend leprechauner
04:27When they're not cracking on or sounding off
04:29Our islanders always end up talking about food
04:31And in this unseen clip
04:33Andrada and Ben are discussing a famous Scouse delicacy
04:37Did you have breakfast?
04:38I'm waiting for the chicken
04:39Oh yeah
04:40Chicken
04:41Chicken
04:41Chicken
04:42I'm waiting for the chicken
04:43Do the Scouse
04:43Chicken
04:44Chicken
04:47Chicken
04:48Chicken
04:53Chicken
04:54Chicken
04:55Chicken
04:55No, no, no
04:58Chicken
04:59Chicken
05:00Chicken and I'm going to grow
05:02That's not
05:03Hahaha
05:04Haha
05:06What?
05:08No, no.
05:09No, no.
05:09God, you're gross.
05:12No.
05:12Chicken and a can of Coke.
05:14No, no, no, because you're going, ah!
05:15It's chicken and a can of Coke.
05:18Is that Scouser?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Lucy!
05:21Say chicken and a can of Coke.
05:23Chicken and a can of Coke.
05:25You see?
05:27In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
05:31There is no greater accent,
05:33and I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
05:35Book early to avoid disappointment.
05:45Ever wondered what you're supposed to do
05:47if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:50Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
05:52Step one.
05:53Make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
05:57Step two.
05:58Cook her her favourite breakfast, eggs and avocado.
06:02Step three.
06:03Assume that with all the excitement,
06:05she may well have forgotten your name,
06:07so find a way to subtly remind her.
06:09This is so cute, Tommy. Thank you.
06:11That's all right.
06:12You deserve it.
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy.
06:16But what you didn't get to see
06:17was how Tommy made that cute breakfast.
06:19Right, how the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:23You just...
06:24You literally just...
06:26How do you do it?
06:26You literally just squash it, like...
06:28Man, that's a lime.
06:30It's not an avocado.
06:31That's an avocado, innit?
06:34Charles?
06:36No, bro.
06:37It's gotta be.
06:38Man, man.
06:40Yeah, that's a lime.
06:41Yeah, that's a lime.
06:42That's not an avocado.
06:43Oh, it is a lime.
06:45Bro, yeah.
06:45Oh, man.
06:47I swear I saw an avocado, innit?
06:51This thing?
06:52No, that's a lemon.
06:57Avocados darker on the other side, like.
06:59It's like nearly black.
07:00This?
07:00That's a mango.
07:02It kind of looks like that.
07:03What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:06Don't think we've got any.
07:07Yeah, there mightn't be any.
07:08You can use guac instead if it's there.
07:10She don't like guac.
07:12Man, it's the exact same as avocado.
07:15Go with the guac, Tommy, and while you're at it,
07:17double-check that you're using actual eggs.
07:19You know, those things that look a bit like beige avocados.
07:22Oh, dear, this could be tricky.
07:24There's no avocado in the fridge.
07:26Oh, you're cute, thank you.
07:27But I put loads of butter on it.
07:28Yeah, thank you.
07:36Early in the week, the moon was high in the sky,
07:39illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with 20 islanders.
07:47The bedroom was so full, some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug.
07:54But it's what happened in the dead of night that got the villa really rocking.
08:03Not to mention keeping the islanders awake all night.
08:10Good morning, you two.
08:13I think a lot happened last night, but I don't actually know what happened.
08:17So, Ben, what DID happen last night?
08:21I just woke up.
08:21I don't know what I woke up to last night.
08:23I actually genuinely don't know what animals it is out there.
08:26What were they doing?
08:27Fuck knows.
08:28What, like cows?
08:30Something like that.
08:31And sheep and that.
08:32Yeah, but I don't even think it was cows though.
08:35It's like the fucking pterodactyl out there.
08:37Don't be silly, Ben.
08:38Everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct.
08:40Oh, dear.
08:45Bro, you should have actually heard what was going on last night.
08:49It was actually like Jurassic Park out there.
08:50I've been out, I've heard it.
08:51Yeah, it's crazy.
08:52I don't know what...
08:53What do you reckon it is?
08:54Actually, I don't even know what animals are.
08:56It's not even like just cows and sheep.
08:57Like, I don't know what was making noises.
09:04Hey, Rex, gonna pull you for a chat.
09:07If you got lost out there at night, you'd be shitting yourself.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Pitch black.
09:11Yeah.
09:13Hey, I'm terrified.
09:15Get me out of me.
09:18Do you think he saw us?
09:27Lucy is the observant type and she has had her eye on Cash's Nashers.
09:33You've got cold teeth.
09:35Hmm?
09:36Cold teeth.
09:37Yeah, I was a parrot about, like, 1996.
09:39Oh, you know this boy?
09:41Yeah, I could not take him seriously.
09:43But you said all my chits in before.
09:45I was like, wow.
09:46I am so gullible.
09:46I will believe anything you tell me.
09:48Don't worry, Lucy.
09:49You're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit Cash.
09:52Oi, did you know Cash?
09:53What was he used to do?
09:55Well, table tennis.
09:56He was top ten in England for table tennis.
09:58How does that even come about?
10:01Like, practice, innit?
10:02Yeah, but how do you know your top...
10:03What, you used to do competitions?
10:05Yeah.
10:05Really?
10:06Like, national championships and shit.
10:08No way.
10:08Yeah.
10:09It's jokes, innit?
10:11Top ten of table tennis.
10:14And I was part of a boy band.
10:15Did you get paid?
10:16You were part of a boy band?
10:17Yeah.
10:17What boy band?
10:17What part did you play?
10:18What boy band?
10:19JLS.
10:19Back-up dancer.
10:20Good one.
10:21Now, be serious.
10:21Bro, do you know when I was young, like, I was like a JLS fanboy?
10:26He had the posters on the wall.
10:28No, no, no, I went to go watch them at concerts.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30So you should know me, then.
10:31Who was your favourite?
10:32What, from JLS?
10:34Probably Jay, or...?
10:35Jay?
10:36Who's that?
10:37Who's Jay?
10:38Was he red?
10:39J-O-L-O-S, innit?
10:40I don't even know.
10:41Who?
10:41You don't even know JLS members, bro.
10:42What's that about?
10:43Oh, my God.
10:45He's having you on.
10:46I wasn't allowed to know their names.
10:47N-D-A.
10:49N-D-A?
10:50J-L-S?
10:51O-M-G-F-F-E-S.
10:53O-M-G-F-F-E-S.
10:53Can we please stop with the three-word acronyms, or T-W-A's, as Cash calls them?
11:04In this next unseen clip, our islanders have ditched their morning workout for an awning workout.
11:10Yeah, three two one. Oh man, I went the wrong way
11:30Bobby
11:39Some strong wrist action there boys. All those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager clearly paid off
11:45But it seems Harrison never put in the hours
11:49How do I do it? It's upside down
11:52If I'm gonna help him out
11:55Now what? Let's twist it. Yeah, be quicker than that but just be that. Nah nah nah. Look at how
12:00slow he's doing it
12:04Nice H
12:06It's nice to get the rhythm, but then when you break rhythm, it's actually it's actually such a hard to
12:11get going again
12:12Fucking hell
12:14Keep going good
12:16You're only gonna do one. Yeah, I'm not doing your side
12:26Nah, come on. Come on. Come on. You gotta be the other one
12:31Yeah, probably just
12:32Hey, come on mate. Swallow your pride
12:34Good boy
12:35Good boy
12:36Harrison, you're such a gem. Thank you so much
12:38Come on, quicker as well
12:39Why's it not working?
12:40Quicker, quicker
12:41Nah, I am
12:44Hello, do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade?
12:46Do you want to fuck, mate? Get it out
12:50Like this
12:50Tone's still no good. You had to tell him to do it. If he wanted to, he would, innit?
12:53That part
12:54I need some clicks in the building
12:57Period
12:59There we go
12:59Not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade
13:02Bad move, Harrison
13:06There has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week
13:09And after sleeping on it, Andrada really wanted to give Ben a mouthful
13:16But what did she say next?
13:19Come back after the break to find out
13:36Yeah
13:36Yeah
13:37Oh
13:37Go on
13:38Go on
13:39Let me say something
13:41It's Master Cash on the beat
13:42Oh, let me tell you something
13:45We ain't here
13:46On the violet
13:47Yeah
13:48I should not go right now
13:49Wait, wait, wait
13:50Wait, wait, wait
13:51My bad, my bad, my bad
13:51That was coarse
13:52I got nervous, I got nervous
13:53I'm nervous too Cash
13:55Nervous that one day I'm going to be replaced by AI
13:57But until then
13:59Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bay
14:08On this show we believe that everything should be seen and heard
14:16That's it Shakira, don't hold anything back
14:20One more for the boys in the back
14:23We encourage our Islanders to take a stand
14:26Oh
14:27Oh shit
14:29Oh shit
14:30Oh shit
14:30Nah
14:31That was the serious strength there though
14:33I'm not even going to try that
14:35Because it's going to end up in an injury
14:37And give each other the feels
14:40Ugh
14:40Ah
14:41Fuck off, Tommy
14:43I don't have to do that
14:45I've just shoot myself
14:51Earlier we saw Andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give Ben a talking to
14:55But what did she say next?
15:03What?
15:05What?
15:05What?
15:06Did you understand?
15:07Nah
15:07I understood
15:09Damn, you don't make an answer
15:10I don't know
15:11That's all I got from that
15:15No, but didn't you understand?
15:16Nah
15:17Let me do it again
15:18Yeah, you don't make an answer
15:19I don't know
15:19I don't know
15:21I don't know
15:22I don't know
15:25I don't know
15:31The whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week
15:34And this next unseen clip sees a group of islanders getting very handsy
15:38Shall I get the baby oil?
15:40All right, you're getting a little bit kinky now
15:42No, but Ben is right, we do need some, like, some lube
15:44Who won't just do it though?
15:46Here we go
15:47Unseen bits
15:48Ah, yeah
15:50Jesus, I could be getting used to this
15:52You've got too much hair, Liz
15:53No, go on
15:54Yeah, yeah
15:56How would you like your massages?
15:58Hard
15:59Mmm
16:00I like it hard as well
16:02What?
16:04Let me know if you want to go deeper
16:05Just a little bit deeper, please
16:06You want to go a little bit deeper?
16:07Just a little
16:08I've got nothing left
16:13Did you just say I've got no one left?
16:16Do you want it harder?
16:17No, just say on my shoulders
16:19Nah
16:21Ben's face
16:22More than that
16:23What are they doing?
16:26What are they doing?
16:26What are they doing?
16:28Look at this
16:29Everyone's looking
16:30Stop
16:31Everyone's looking
16:34What's going on?
16:36It can't be that funny
16:38It can't be
16:41It's just Tommy's face
16:42Tommy's like
16:45Oh, I sit my tongue out
16:47I'm actually going to wet myself
16:53Oh, fucking hell
16:54You should have seen Ben's face
16:55They're all laughing so much
16:57Does that qualify as a happy ending?
16:59Maybe I'll make a bagel
17:01How about that?
17:02Does anyone want a bagel?
17:09Footballers
17:10Harry and Harrison
17:10May be good at kicking balls
17:12But they are not very good at juggling with them
17:14And when those balls are lemons
17:16They really are pith poor
17:18I think I'd rather play cricket
17:19Yeah, but we just lose all the lemons
17:21If I'm batting anyway
17:23That, that, that, that
17:25Ah, fuck this
17:26No good?
17:27I'm getting a water bowl
17:33That's middle stump
17:34No, it's not
17:35Over, over
17:38I thought you'd not be a metaphorical
17:39When you said it's real
17:40No, it's this
17:41H, but
17:42No, no, no
17:43That's my
17:44H
17:46Ah, I can fill it off after
17:47It makes water
17:50No run there
17:51No problem
17:52No run there either
17:54No, that would have been a four
17:55It's a maiden
17:55That would have been a four
17:56Ha ha ha
17:57Watch this though, watch this one
18:00Catch it, catch it
18:01Oh
18:01What the fuck are you doing?
18:05Sorry, sorry, sorry
18:06That was the wrong reverse swing
18:07That was reverse swing
18:08Catch it, girls
18:10Ah
18:10My word fucking near me, mate
18:12Okay lads, stop it now
18:14Before you break something expensive
18:17Oh
18:17Ha ha, no
18:19No, not that draw
18:21How are we gonna do all the swooping aerial shots now?
18:25Oh
18:26Oh
18:27Oh
18:27Harrison
18:28We're stumped now
18:29Thanks to you lemons
18:37Eight days earlier
18:39There was
18:40I'm feeling great, baby girl
18:42How are you feeling?
18:44Exposure
18:44Baby girl
18:46Baby girl
18:47I don't think there's something to laugh about, do you?
18:51Infection
18:52Sorry, apologies for the comment, it was nasty, but I intended it to be nasty, that's why I said it
18:57And an epidemic
18:59I don't understand why you're shouting at me! You're shouting at me? What are you shouting at me for?
19:03Movie night may seem like a distant memory, but it was a blockbusting night with more drama than any disaster
19:09movie and social media went off like a firecracker
19:13This movie night was fire emoji, fire emoji
19:18There better be a part two movie night, praying hands emoji
19:23We need another movie night, movie camera emoji
19:27Well we at Unseen Bits listen to you, and here are some of the unreleased bits you didn't get to
19:34see
19:36Baby fucking girl
19:40A bentiful mind
19:44We're in for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas
19:46Tony!
19:49Grateful you've been here
19:50Live love, what's it called?
19:52Live
19:53Laugh
19:53Live
19:54Live, laugh, love
19:55Live, laugh, love
19:57That's the word
19:58That's the badger
19:59You're so inspirational Ben
20:00Has anyone ever told you that?
20:01Have I got away your words?
20:02I'm just being sarcastic but sure
20:04I feel like sometimes I don't even have to say stuff with my words
20:07Yeah
20:07I feel like it's just my
20:09demeanor
20:10What does that mean?
20:11LAUGHTER
20:14Superman is humble
20:16I don't think Ben knows what humble means
20:18LAUGHTER
20:21I enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly actually
20:23Is that a new word Ben?
20:25Yeah
20:26How intellectual are you?
20:27Yeah I've become more intellectual overnight
20:31LAUGHTER
20:31That was fucking brilliant
20:36Thank you
20:37I'm glad I entertained you lot
20:39Well done Benny boy
20:40Thank you bro
20:40And 28 hours later the reviews were in
20:45We had a good little premiere yesterday
20:46Yours was really really entertaining
20:49I'm glad
20:50Yeah
20:50There's a lot of substance in that
20:52Did it surprise you?
20:54No
20:54Oh
20:55That would surprise me
20:56That's how I view you
20:58I am funny
20:59I am funny
21:01But it wasn't long before it became less comedy
21:03And back to a horror
21:0715 or so hours later
21:12Evacuation
21:12The couple with the fewest thoughts
21:14And therefore dumped from the island is
21:18Andrada and Ben
21:20No
21:24A few hours after that
21:27So the couple we have decided to dump is
21:32Devastation
21:32Lucy and Tommy
21:38The days are numbered
21:49Every now and then I think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles pumped
21:55up six packs and pretty poses our islanders are just like the rest of us
21:59I.e.
22:01Disgusting
22:02Yes
22:03Girl time
22:03Yes
22:06Shakira
22:06Girl time
22:08And then she comes and does that
22:11I've been holding that in for you
22:16Have you washed your feet please?
22:18Yeah how do you want to give them a smell?
22:20Yeah go on
22:20Why are you washing your feet?
22:22Go on
22:24Harrison it's not funny
22:25I've actually washed them
22:26Why are you washing your feet?
22:28Because I didn't care
22:28You have a new soap
22:30Is this Dijon's stinky hat?
22:32Eurgh
22:33How does it smell?
22:34Brother eurgh
22:35But look it sniff that
22:36No I'm not
22:36I'm telling you you need to sniff that
22:39Eurgh
22:39He took his shoes off and I could smell him from like three metres away
22:43No you couldn't you just sat right next to me
22:45I couldn't
22:45No Harrison
22:46You're honking the gaff up
22:47He was his cheesy watsits
22:52Let me smell let me smell
22:58I'm feeling alright mate
22:59Yeah let me smell yours
23:01Wait
23:03Yeah yours are fine
23:04I'm fine
23:07You're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of my
23:10I have so weird fingers
23:11Look at this
23:11Eurgh
23:12What the fuck?
23:13Wait Boris no
23:14I've got really weird fingers
23:15Look here and there
23:16You're double jointed
23:17Why are they moving like that?
23:19No they can bend backwards
23:21Eurgh
23:22You know what that means?
23:24What does it mean?
23:25Oh
23:26These fingers can do many things
23:30If by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach then I suggest you get on with
23:35it Boris
23:35Before the whole villa is shut down by public health
23:46It's a hot afternoon so some islanders are chilling by the pool
23:49Whilst up on the terrace Billy Kiss and Boris are talking manifestation
23:53So I'm manifesting for something funny to happen
23:57Tell me more about that
23:58So basically you have to understand when something is out of your control
24:02And then
24:02Cause some things you can't control
24:04You're so right Billy Kiss
24:05There's some things you can't control
24:06Like when it's a good time to play
24:09Ooooooo
24:09Happen next
24:11Find out after the break
24:30No fucking way
24:38Check out Paul
24:39Wake up Billy Kiss
24:41You don't want to miss the rest of Love Island Unseen Bits
24:49Jump aboard
24:50As we ride the wave of outrageous unhaired action from the week
24:55Why do you
24:56Could be surfing
24:57No there's no waves in my yoga
24:59And get excited for all the stuff still to come
25:03Ah fuck on
25:04Come on kids we have practice today
25:07Hi
25:08I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga
25:11This bikini is quite itchy town
25:14But like I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me
25:17Yeah mate
25:18You gotta have the fried eggs for this
25:20Because this show isn't just good
25:22It slaps
25:26Con your ass is rock solid
25:30Wow I fully slipped
25:32So nice of you to join us Billy Kiss
25:34Now who's going to tell her she snores
25:36Because it ain't going to be me
25:46Okay let's go back to Billy Kiss and Boris on the terrace
25:49Cause some things you can't control
25:51Well here's
25:53What happened next?
25:55Like that nothing can affect you in a bad way
25:57Yeah
25:58What are you doing like?
25:59I haven't even washed my hair
26:02I haven't even
26:03I haven't
26:06Stop
26:07I'm going to be
26:08No
26:14When I say that I truly believe everything happens for a reason
26:17So I'm never like
26:18Oh why did this happen
26:19Or why didn't this happen
26:20Okay if everything happens for a reason Billy Kiss
26:23Then explain the reason for this
26:24Okay
26:27The conversation that
26:28Me and
26:31Emma
26:31What are you doing?
26:32My hair is fucked
26:33I'm in a fucking
26:34What are you doing like?
26:36I haven't even
26:37I haven't
26:40Stop
26:40I'm going to need
26:43I'm going to need
26:44Oh no
26:45You can't
26:47No!
26:48The perfect crime
26:49I take my hat off to Shakira
26:51But she nicked it last week
26:54Aww
27:01After spending time apart this week
27:03An undeniable connection saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa
27:10Oh
27:10We're so back
27:16Do you think I should put a sock down it?
27:19No no no
27:20That's no good
27:23No good Dick?
27:24No no no
27:24Not a sock
27:26Better than that
27:29That's the one thing I can't
27:31That's no good that
27:33Every day who's with me was banned from wearing them
27:36I would actually ban for one thing wearing them too
27:38See why bum?
27:39When he wears them I just don't know where to look
27:41Hey should we go to the gym today?
27:43Yeah
27:43Keep the speedos on for it as well
27:45No
27:47Are you going to exercise in that?
27:50Yeah
27:50Ew your junk's going to be all over the place
27:53Cheeks out
27:54Don't watch me
27:55Do watch Tony
27:57Block my view and protect my innocent eyes
28:11Cameron's got a right view there
28:17That was risky in the speedos
28:24Mate that's so forced though
28:27You didn't need to do that
28:29Yeah yeah yeah yeah
28:30Like he squeezed that one out
28:31Yeah yeah yeah yeah
28:41Nice one Harrison now wash your hands
28:51It's a well known fact that over the years the Islanders have come up with different ways to describe bedroom
28:55shenanigans
28:56There has been the Do Bits Society
28:59The Salon
29:02Graduation
29:02And this year the boys have been using football terms
29:05He had a full time whistle blew
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah it did yeah
29:09Well it seems the new boys want to be on side too
29:13Yeah he's playing ultra attacking him
29:16Ultra attack
29:18Is that 5-3-2
29:20Yeah it's 5-3-2 though
29:22Is that a formation?
29:24I think so 5
29:263-5-2, 5-3-2
29:27No that's more defensive
29:303
29:31That's a 3
29:323-4-3 though
29:333-1
29:34I'm pretty sure there's one there's like 5 at the top
29:365 at the top, 3 in the middle
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top
29:39That's heavy that
29:40I've used that in FIFA
29:42No it's a
29:45Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:46Is that a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4?
29:484-2-4?
29:50Yeah he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute
29:51He's high attacking
29:52He's high attacking
29:53He's playing high pressure
29:54If it's
29:55If it's going past at the 15-20 minute mark
29:58Call extra time
29:59Yeah
30:00Extra time?
30:01I'm blowing the whistle on all this football chat
30:03They think it's all over
30:05It is now
30:13The couple that both have a name beginning with H are remembering a more innocent time
30:17A time before things were complicated by other things beginning with H
30:21Like Hideaway, Harrison or Handy Carol
30:25This is fucking luck, should we just stay here all day?
30:27Yeah
30:28I swear we used to do this on the first week, we just lie here all day
30:32Do a few cartwheels and come back
30:34Should we do some cartwheels today?
30:38I can do a cartwheel
30:39Paige, come and do a cartwheel, come on
30:43Get your other leg up, you've got to get your other leg up
30:45What are you doing with your legs?
30:46What is it hanging down?
30:47Harrison, your legs are like this
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:51Yeah, that's what I was going for
30:51Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
30:53That was sick
30:53Good shape
30:57Paige, that wasn't bad
30:58That was good though, wasn't it?
30:59It looks painful though
31:00Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits
31:05Not bad
31:06Not good
31:07Yeah, no, you're like a prawn
31:09When you get up there
31:11Paige
31:15I'm going to do a round off
31:17What's a round off though?
31:18Look, it's like this
31:29I'm flying
31:31Oh
31:32Why is it...
31:34He's always doing handstands
31:35And speeders
31:35Yeah
31:38Oh mate
31:39Oh mate
31:41Oh
31:41Mate, this angle's disgusting
31:44No one wants to see that, Harry
31:47It's the running into it, I can't look at
31:50Harry, you're going
31:54Alright, how's that visual? Any good?
31:57It's so good
31:58Three, two, one
32:01Oh my god, that's a joke
32:02Yeah, that was sick for both of you
32:04Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers
32:07I hear the world of gymnastics calling
32:09Oh
32:10They've hung up
32:16The summers in Mallorca can be hot
32:18So when the scorching sun is beating down
32:21You'll find me heading to the sea
32:22But I wonder what the islanders are up to
32:25I'm coming to the gym and look, the sun's coming out
32:28The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there
32:30Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No, no, no, no
32:33Let's be serious
32:35Five, six, seven, eight
32:37Thinking of something that we can do
32:39Where you're not going to moan
32:40Oi, I don't ever moan
32:42I just moan in heat
32:43Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything
32:45Because that is not on the cards
32:47So come down into like a plank position
32:48A plank?
32:50Position, yeah
32:51And then you have to just touch each other's hands like this
32:54Then whoever drops first
32:56That's going to be me
32:59This is just like a warm-up
33:00Let's go
33:01Warm-up?
33:02Three, two, one, go
33:05Put your bum down
33:06Now your bum's big, man
33:08See, you dropped already
33:09Right
33:10You lost
33:10This is pathetic
33:14Fuck it now
33:15And now to the side
33:16To the side here
33:16One, two, three, four, five, lower
33:20You're doing well, come on
33:21Come on
33:21Come on
33:22No, I don't want to do it anymore
33:24Come on
33:27I don't want to do that anymore
33:31One, two, three, it's a great view though
33:37Stop
33:38Keep going
33:41I'm actually going to give up
33:44What?
33:46Fucking hell
33:47You passed it to me then
33:50You're doing good
33:52Nah, nah
33:52Yeah
33:56Come on then
33:57Come on then
34:00I can't do that one
34:04Why are you so far down?
34:05Don't let your feet touch the floor
34:06Whoa
34:12Come on, get with the pro bath
34:14No
34:16Quick note to the people who do the shopping
34:18Maybe get more tennis balls and less lemons next time
34:26When you're trying to get a relationship off the ground
34:29But their ex is in the villa
34:30It really can be the pits
34:33You want to sniff?
34:34No, I do but I don't know
34:35You do, I know
34:36You like the smell then
34:39Go on
34:40No, stop doing that
34:42No way at all
34:45Well here's some more unseen pets
34:54I'm just honking the gaff up though
34:56I'm just honking the gaff up though
34:57Don't honk yourself
34:58No, I'm not even honking, look
35:01You're actually not
35:02Have you tried since the gym?
35:04No
35:06Pheromones
35:10Nah, these clips stink
35:11Let's get back to unseen pets
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36:24It's Love Island Unseen Bits
36:26As we head towards full time our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal
36:31Yeah, ready?
36:32No pressure now
36:34Fucking hell mate
36:35How good is that?
36:36Yeah, that's unbelievable
36:37Okay professional footballers, show Meg how it should be done
36:42Oh my God
36:43LAUGHTER
36:47So Harrison's not exactly on a roll
36:49But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression
36:53It smells really bad
36:54It smells like...
36:55It smells like burnt horse
36:57It smells like kebab house
36:59Yes
36:59Let's face it, you don't come to us for anything highbrow
37:02We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses
37:06No, you want romance and a little dry humour
37:10Trying to go for a cat?
37:12So saddle up and bottoms up
37:16Trust me, you're gonna love it
37:18Oh, what the fuck?
37:20That is disgusting
37:22That's horrible
37:27That's horrible
37:28That's horrible
37:50That's horrible
37:53the first time round we've got a little something going on i think it's building i think it is day
37:59by day it is oh my gosh that was a better one that was a better one than the one
38:09out there
38:10less salty for sure less salty yeah listen oh my gosh
38:42that's a new addition i like that one
38:48oh wow oh and here's the time farting a bed clip that i promise you too
38:58unseen bits always predictable much like me
39:09once upon a time in mallorca there was the good i think boris and billicus are quite good looking
39:19the bad i'm with the public on this one i gave a about you you didn't care about anyone but
39:25yourself
39:27and the smugly i'm so smug about this we are so hot
39:36but we didn't have to wait until high noon for the lone ranger to ride in the town
39:43hi everyone
39:50and clear out the saloon in first place tie
39:56lauren as you are now single you've been dumped from the island oh my god
40:00you look like you love me but once all the tea had been spilled
40:06i'll be sure wait
40:11there was one thing on everyone's mind
40:15what is this biscuits with a cup of tea don't mind if i do
40:28i love biscuits mom i hate biscuits
40:31chris first biscuit second oh my god these remind me of my mom what the biscuits
40:38what does she like them
40:39uh-huh turns out the real showdown was at the biscuit barrel these biscuits are a joke
40:58it's beach a bonanza
41:03and this week i asked the islanders what's their biggest ick
41:07very very good question what's my icks
41:10ew oh my god i have so many icks number one
41:12i hate smelly people eyelashes that are so like so long
41:16you blink too hard you might fly away a bad kisser i feel like i've kissed girls in the past
41:21and
41:21the tongue's going around your mouth like a washing machine it's it's no good imagine him chasing after
41:27a coin he's dropped on the floor i've definitely done it is when i've dropped a coin and i'm running
41:33around trying to stamp on it to stop it but i can't get it shakira says i chew too loudly
41:39illicus i love you right but sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat right now you need to
41:44pipe that down love it's waiting for the green man at a zebra crossing or so like a junction i
41:50don't know why like the fact that you're just and i do it myself flip flop but you just stood
41:56there
41:56like that like waiting for oh god not paying the bill and asking to go 50 50. just be your
42:02own
42:02judge of character and take that road burping i'm really good at burping actually the burp is just
42:08like in your face like it's like personal girls fingernails they're all grubby and there's dirt
42:17under them i just can't oh that's disgusting if a girl was to be chewing chewing gum and then she
42:25spits it out and gives it a volley oh my gosh oh my gosh that can't happen when someone's chewing
42:30gum with their mouth open and they're kind of going like the whole little like that one yeah that
42:38one there that's that's no good at all when a boy sits cross-legged like if he sat like this
42:45and just talking to me i really don't like it it gives me the egg a boy in speedos hate
42:53a man in
42:54speedos speedos especially if they have those giblets in them oh keep them cheeks away so it's a big
43:02no please no more speedos see you next time for some more meet your bonanza
43:18with angel being the newest addition in the villa harry decided to get her
43:22up to speed with everything important what do you think of a man in speedos
43:26don't know you're gonna have to show me i'll get them out i just got some new ones in yesterday
43:30i'm wearing with a cowboy hat sometimes no you need to wear my trousers that's happening
43:38i don't think i'll be top two for that you go down on the podium don't worry harry you're still
43:46wearing gold for love island 2025's teeniest tiniest trunks
43:59one day after dog walker lauren was dumped harrison decided to go walkies himself
44:04i just wanted to let you all know that i'm going to be leaving the villa tonight so i feel
44:07like on this
44:08one i just have to stay true to myself and just follow my heart yeah young was out i guess
44:13but as harrison prepared to go the islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift
44:20when he leaves i'm going to sneak in my waffle give him the whole park give him two at least
44:27age
44:38yes
44:39ah parting is such sweet sorrow although it's not as sweet as they thought
44:47you kept the fucking waffle you fat bastard hurry i'll put one in his suitcase
44:53oh what are you supposed to give him two right that's enough waffle see you next time bye
45:32you
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