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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:52That's very good.
00:04:54It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:05:14I can't take no more time.
00:05:19There's something in your life
00:05:25Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife
00:05:32I want to meet her
00:05:34You got it?
00:05:47You said ten seconds
00:05:49I counted six
00:05:50I mean, that was insane
00:05:52You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:54Even Leo
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:57Create controlled chaos
00:05:59And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A
00:06:02Dopamine activation
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:15Forged the invitation
00:06:17And put on that performance
00:06:19And calls it research
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:23I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:26Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:06:32Place of birth, Oregon?
00:06:34She's just like her
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set
00:06:40It's today
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Seriously?
00:06:49That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:50You're gonna see him?
00:06:52Nope
00:06:52Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do
00:07:18There, mom
00:07:19Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:22Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:24I hope you're happy
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:30I haven't even met the man
00:07:32I need to get a divorce
00:07:34ASAP
00:07:40Lily?
00:07:41Oh my gosh
00:07:42Long time no see
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:50And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:52Hold on
00:07:53Why me?
00:07:54Because
00:07:55You know me better than anyone
00:07:58And you have a ton of experience handling jerks
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:04No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:08:12Say no more
00:08:13When are we gonna do that?
00:08:15Well
00:08:32Oh my god
00:08:34Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:39Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:42Yes, please
00:08:43Sit
00:08:52I'm sorry I've been M.I.A. since we got married
00:08:56I'll make it up to you
00:08:58This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:00But I'll put you through college
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:06Actually, I
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:22Let me think about it
00:09:24Let me know when you thought it over
00:09:31Oh, it's okay
00:09:33I've got this
00:09:38See you later
00:09:40See you later
00:09:57Oh my god, girl
00:09:58Lily!
00:09:59Oh my gosh
00:09:59Tell me everything that happened
00:10:00Your husband is so ugly
00:10:03And dirt poor tooth
00:10:04I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:06You dodged a bullet
00:10:07Wait, Lily
00:10:08I'm so sorry
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:11Well
00:10:12No problem
00:10:13Because I just keep him
00:10:15Right in the family's nose
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25Please
00:10:25It's the least I can do
00:10:30Rejected
00:10:31The psychology of love paper
00:10:33Is not based on any hard data
00:10:37Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man
00:10:40Bag the perfect man
00:10:41And then get back to me
00:10:42Good luck with it
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduation's in three months
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02And don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:04I mean
00:11:04You need a guinea pig
00:11:05And a fast
00:11:11Leo Bryan
00:11:13He's the visiting professor here
00:11:16Wow
00:11:17Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:28Mr. Bryan
00:11:29You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:39Back to Arrhythmia
00:11:41It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:46Wrong
00:11:47Men are visual creatures
00:11:49You need to catch his eye first
00:11:55Bryan Technologies
00:11:57Is investing in a new research project
00:11:59On companionship AI
00:12:01This is mortifying
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:23We are the obvious choice
00:12:25Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:29As you may know
00:12:30Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:32Stop
00:12:32Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:34Go
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy
00:12:44You
00:12:46Go
00:12:47Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:52Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of love
00:13:05You're right?
00:13:11That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:18The one and only
00:13:19Says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:21Sister city
00:13:23To be exact
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely
00:13:29Positively
00:13:30A hundred percent no
00:13:31Holy shit
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:38Oh
00:13:39Oh he is so in love with me
00:13:43Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:45And she's from the same city
00:13:52You got the job
00:13:54Everyone else can go
00:13:56Sorry
00:13:56Thank you
00:13:58Professor Brian
00:14:01Just keep things professional
00:14:03Or do your job
00:14:06Just do your job
00:14:10Step number three
00:14:12And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:22Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26I wanna hold you
00:14:30Under the red moon
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:40Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:45Anson
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:50Understood
00:14:56Listen up Lily
00:14:57Rent's on me this month
00:15:00What?
00:15:01You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian
00:15:07And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:10Um
00:15:11Leo Brian
00:15:12Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can he pay?
00:15:14Yeah
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:19Girl
00:15:20Girl
00:15:20Listen to me
00:15:21I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:24And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:26Please
00:15:27Stay away from him
00:15:48I have nowhere to go
00:15:51You said he would take care of me
00:15:58Cause we're married, right?
00:16:05Cause we're married, right?
00:16:10So where are we sleeping to?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane
00:16:17You can have the upstairs
00:16:27this all gonna be mine one day leo you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not
00:16:37professor brian still hasn't asked you out no you know i'm starting to think that maybe my method
00:16:44doesn't actually work you should ask your roommate lily guy's over not my roommate anymore she just
00:16:52moved in with her new boyfriend they're so jealous that you're like this with professor brian
00:16:59lissa i hate to be a bummer but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:05bullshit i am nice i am hardworking and i have my masters what i'm out of that moody weirdos league
00:17:14uh i know i am professor jackoff and i'm a total asshole you're right i never shut up and i
00:17:21love to hear
00:17:22the sound of my own voice he aggravates me more than anyone i have ever met
00:17:42well what a coincidence that isn't my favorite professor i didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:51i came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:18:04a fancy date it's happening i mean i can't believe it leo really asked you out finally it's my turn
00:18:17yeah i've heard you're going to the country club with mr leo brian tomorrow
00:18:22yeah
00:18:24you don't have to worry about me you're such a good friend
00:18:28but now i need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow go girl
00:18:35oh i'm sorry mia leo is mine
00:18:46step four and mia's guide to romance a b s always be smiling
00:19:07hi this is a very important meeting i hope you brought the samples i mentioned in my notes
00:19:12later leo
00:19:21come on hurry up
00:19:24this notes must have been in the invite where did it go
00:19:27mia come on get your head in the gate
00:19:41this is brian good to see you long time no see how have you been good should we have a
00:19:46toast we
00:19:47could thank you oh i brought the samples that you asked for yeah yeah you want to show them yeah
00:19:54samples
00:20:05you must be starving
00:20:13honey i'm not feeling well shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach
00:20:19um research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no so why don't you eat first and
00:20:26we'll talk later thank you mr brian your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:20:31everyone is all about business it's just a nice change of pace
00:20:35huh yeah she's a great girl one second
00:20:39we should eat let's taco there shall we
00:20:45are you trying to embarrass me
00:20:48i thought this was a date a date really you're into your professor
00:21:02i don't misunderstand this you're only here because annson's busy
00:21:08of course
00:21:11professional
00:21:15jetty's ready let's continue the conversation on our island mr brian great lead the way
00:21:26i just can't get to break can i
00:21:31hey how are things going with professor hottie not good i am an idiot i thought it was a date
00:21:36and
00:21:36it's not and i'm out on my ass
00:21:45this day just keeps getting worse and worse
00:21:55thinking i'm thinking i don't even wanna play this game
00:22:28i couldn't leave you here alone you are my assistant after all
00:22:33that is very nice of you i'm sorry about it earlier i didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:41but you did well
00:22:44you shouldn't push yourself here take this
00:23:02i'm gonna get you all wet don't worry about me i got this
00:23:07i'm gonna get you all wet don't worry about me i got this
00:23:18tonight tonight tonight we make an air
00:23:25it's okay i can do it myself
00:23:28you want something to drink i'm good
00:23:32what's wrong i got it
00:23:42what's wrong your name
00:23:48do you always have random hookups
00:23:53there's a lesson from your professor
00:23:55every conclusion
00:23:58needs evidence
00:24:01to back it up.
00:24:07Would you like to find out?
00:24:18He is so sexy.
00:24:26I almost
00:24:27forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:33How many girls have just melted
00:24:35looking at those eyes?
00:24:39But I'm a professor.
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you.
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:47I've heard he's a total
00:24:49fuckboy and he hooks up with girls
00:24:51all night.
00:24:52So why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose, I've drafted
00:25:02your divorce papers.
00:25:06Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:08Mia is married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:21Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually my parents are dead.
00:25:28I'm sorry.
00:25:30I'll take you home.
00:25:33You really don't have to do that.
00:25:41Thanks for the ride.
00:25:43Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you.
00:25:45It's kind of a thing.
00:25:46Sorry.
00:25:48It's okay.
00:25:49We were just...
00:25:50I'm scared shitless.
00:25:51Okay?
00:25:52I'm glad you're all right.
00:25:56Hey.
00:25:57Miss Rose got home safe.
00:25:59So, I'm off to the bar.
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there.
00:26:04Though he was like pushing her around.
00:26:06What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:26:11But they went inside
00:26:13together.
00:26:14Now.
00:26:15She is obviously after you.
00:26:18So, why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise.
00:26:22And as a professor,
00:26:24I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:25Hmm.
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:26:58So, don't get any ideas.
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:27:10I won't let real man
00:27:12take you away from me.
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home.
00:27:26He's totally in love with you.
00:27:28Advanced congratulations
00:27:29on graduating early.
00:27:32It's him!
00:27:37Stay the fuck
00:27:39away from me.
00:27:41We are never going to happen?
00:27:45He's playing me
00:27:46like a damn puppet.
00:27:48You know how men are.
00:27:50They treat women like
00:27:51easy come, easy go.
00:27:53It's textbook
00:27:55Matthew effect.
00:27:56I showed my hand too soon.
00:27:58Don't give up that easy.
00:27:59We still have plan B.
00:28:01The cold shoulder.
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:28:10Take this.
00:28:11It was developed by my department.
00:28:13It can monitor the wearer's
00:28:14heartbeat
00:28:15and brain waves.
00:28:17Emma,
00:28:18you are a genius.
00:28:21Leo Bryan,
00:28:23you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:47eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:28:50I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:28:54I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:28:57I just wanted to borrow this.
00:28:59You're not really my type.
00:29:16Oh, yeah.
00:29:17Nice work.
00:29:18He's definitely jealous.
00:29:34How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:38Enough.
00:29:43How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:45It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:49I found something on her husband.
00:29:58It seems like she's secretly married.
00:30:00None of her classmates know.
00:30:02We need a P.I.
00:30:07She's too innocent.
00:30:09I'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her.
00:30:11I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:15She lives in a shady part of town.
00:30:18Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:26Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:30Why?
00:30:31Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:36With who?
00:30:37Now, that is really none of your business.
00:30:40You can't.
00:30:41I need you this afternoon.
00:30:44Miss Assistant.
00:30:53And it's totally working.
00:30:55He's taking me out of the sheltering.
00:30:58Careful.
00:31:01Who are you talking to?
00:31:02It's private.
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:07Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:10Which one do you like?
00:31:18Try it on.
00:31:21It's for a birthday present.
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:27Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:33And I'm starting to think that we are never...
00:31:40Same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:31:44Way too many coincidences.
00:31:46And I'm starting to think that we are never...
00:31:51These are gorgeous.
00:31:56Are they really for me?
00:31:59I...
00:31:59Actually, they're...
00:32:01A gift for someone else.
00:32:05If I didn't know better,
00:32:07I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:10Sorry.
00:32:11Uh...
00:32:12My mistake.
00:32:15Shit.
00:32:16Is he interested in someone else?
00:32:18Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:33Mia.
00:32:35Hold on.
00:32:41You look beautiful in them.
00:32:43Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:46If you don't look good,
00:32:47it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:51Here.
00:32:53Pop this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:03Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:11Who are you going out with?
00:33:15Who are you going out with?
00:33:17I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:20Don't worry about me.
00:33:23She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:25Girls in bars get her ass there all the time.
00:33:29You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:31It's dangerous.
00:33:33What?
00:33:33Do you like me or something?
00:33:37Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:40You're not going out tonight.
00:33:42You're going back to the lab
00:33:45to run some tests.
00:33:47And I need to be a safety.
00:34:08What is this?
00:34:13What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test.
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:22It makes this oxidization with the iron,
00:34:27which...
00:34:28Explain it like I'm five.
00:34:30Take us, for example.
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:35It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:39It does.
00:34:47Your heart is racing.
00:34:49It must be broken.
00:34:54Midnight.
00:34:56Happy birthday.
00:34:59Happy birthday.
00:34:59Ooh, for a car today.
00:35:01Make-a-wish.
00:35:03I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:35:07I have an idea.
00:35:28You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:33I have an idea.
00:35:36Mia.
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:35:41It's beautiful.
00:35:43I love the stars.
00:36:10You know, I haven't really gotten a chance to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:17So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:21It's my pleasure.
00:36:31Professor, I'm a gentleman.
00:36:35You're drunk.
00:36:37Step number five, and Mia's going to lead to romance, take risks.
00:36:45Mia's going to lead to romance, be fine with that.
00:37:06Why are you naked?
00:37:10What happened last night?
00:37:12Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:15Dumbass, remember.
00:37:28Dumbass, you're drunk.
00:37:39Dumbass, you're drunk.
00:37:52Oh, God, that was close.
00:37:55Why are you so relieved?
00:37:57Back up, Professor.
00:38:00You getting cold feet?
00:38:02Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:38:06Total accident.
00:38:07I swear.
00:38:09My bad.
00:38:13I'm going to go shower.
00:38:28Data is all over the place.
00:38:32Maybe he does like me.
00:38:42Maybe he does, I'm going to go shower.
00:38:49Why?
00:38:50I swear.
00:38:53Why are you so relieved?
00:38:55I swear.
00:39:00I swear.
00:39:01I swear.
00:39:02I swear.
00:39:02But, I swear.
00:39:02You're as necessary.
00:39:05Oh, sure, Bessie. It's me to the bar.
00:39:12Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:39:17Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:39:24No. No, I'm not in love with him.
00:39:30Careful, Mia.
00:39:32Oh, it's blinding.
00:39:37Um, I have to go write some essays.
00:39:46My old thesis is out the window. Science is a joke.
00:39:53You got me there. Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:39:59Hello.
00:40:05Lily? Oh, my gosh. How are you?
00:40:08I'm feeling great. My boyfriend is so obsessed with me. He's showing me with cash.
00:40:14So lucky.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:16You must have really good taste.
00:40:18See that?
00:40:20Wow.
00:40:23That's beautiful. He must love spending money on you.
00:40:26Yes, he does.
00:40:28Oh, I do have a favor to ask you. Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband? Please?
00:40:39Oh, please don't rush me. Actually, is that it? I have to go.
00:40:45Lily, what's gotten into you? You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy. Can I at least
00:40:52meet him?
00:40:54It's okay. It's okay. He's a very busy man. I have to go.
00:40:58Bye.
00:41:01You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:41:04What's that supposed to mean?
00:41:06She saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it. And for free, too.
00:41:12I should give this back.
00:41:16Hey, cutie. You're here to pick me up.
00:41:20It was on the way.
00:41:26I feel sick.
00:41:28What's wrong?
00:41:32Can we go?
00:41:40Mia?
00:41:41Professor Brian?
00:41:43What are you doing here?
00:41:44My friend. She lost this necklace. Trying to get it back to her.
00:41:54I gotta find her.
00:41:56Sorry.
00:41:57Sorry.
00:42:09She has a necklace I gave you.
00:42:12How do you know her?
00:42:13I know her from high school.
00:42:16We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:42:19Why were you hiding from her?
00:42:22She wants me to lend her some cash.
00:42:25Not interested.
00:42:27Yeah.
00:42:28She's the worst.
00:42:30Should stay away from her.
00:42:32I know her.
00:42:34What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:42:40I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:42:49Mia Rose?
00:42:51I'm Grace, your mother-in-law.
00:43:00Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:43:04That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:43:11My son gave this to you, right?
00:43:13No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:43:16Impossible.
00:43:17I helped them pick it out.
00:43:19I'm positive.
00:43:21Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:43:23Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:43:28Please talk to my son.
00:43:38Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:43:41Um, well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:43:45Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:43:46He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:43:49130?
00:43:50Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:43:53What more do you want from me?
00:43:55How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:43:57What?
00:43:58Who's in love with Mia?
00:44:04She has a secret admirer.
00:44:06I think we need to congratulate her.
00:44:09Really?
00:44:10Who?
00:44:12I have no idea.
00:44:15My office.
00:44:16Now.
00:44:25Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:28I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:44:31After that, I'm leaving.
00:44:34What?
00:44:35Remember about your credits, Mia?
00:44:37You've been a great assistant.
00:44:39Is he really leaving?
00:44:43So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you.
00:44:46The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:44:49But he's leaving so soon.
00:44:51Do you have enough time?
00:44:52Never fear.
00:44:54David is here.
00:44:57Quick.
00:44:58What's step six to Mia's Guide to Love?
00:45:00Make your target jealous?
00:45:03Exactly.
00:45:04We need the perfect rival.
00:45:14You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:45:20The perfect rival.
00:45:26We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous.
00:45:30What are you doing?
00:45:32You have got to be kidding me.
00:45:35Most influential authors in the center.
00:45:37That's me.
00:45:38I think.
00:45:40Hey, babe.
00:45:43You up for lunch?
00:45:47Kat.
00:45:48Just come into the cafe with me.
00:45:50I'm actually a little busy.
00:45:53Sounds fun.
00:46:09Dang, Mia.
00:46:10I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:46:14I feel the same way.
00:46:17I just love how open and honest you are.
00:46:22Too slow.
00:46:23Time for the final blow.
00:46:25You dare!
00:46:32Can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:35You wish, dude.
00:46:36I know the code to her apartment.
00:46:38We're, like, close-close.
00:46:40Is that so?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Of course.
00:46:48Fine.
00:46:49Enjoy your dessert.
00:46:52What just happened?
00:46:53Did we screw up?
00:46:55Don't worry about it.
00:46:56We still have plan B.
00:46:58David was telling the truth,
00:47:00but he was spotted at her house.
00:47:02So is he her husband?
00:47:04No, but the PI is still investigating.
00:47:06Go back to the office.
00:47:08Got it.
00:47:11Professor Leo.
00:47:13What a coincidence.
00:47:15Up for a match?
00:47:17David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:47:20You're on.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:32No.
00:47:35He's bye.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38You're on!
00:47:38You're on!
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:56Don't worry, I'll be careful just rest it on here
00:48:11He seems to have you all riled up
00:48:15Well, you're my assistant
00:48:18Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:23Oh, I'll get that
00:48:30I finally took the leap, but
00:48:35Could you get that? It might be important
00:48:40Looks like it's your mom
00:48:47Mom
00:48:47Oh, hi, um, your wife and I are meeting up tonight
00:48:50I want you to come
00:48:52You and Mia?
00:48:56You and Mia?
00:48:59I can't, I'm busy
00:49:01All right, I'll see you there tonight, hon
00:49:15Professor, I need the night off
00:49:17Fine, I'll take you home
00:49:22You live here, too?
00:49:24Yeah, this is the place
00:49:27Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:30What?
00:49:33I've got the research results on David
00:49:36He's actually
00:49:40Who's David to you?
00:49:42I've known him forever
00:49:43It's always been really good to me
00:49:47I got somewhere to be
00:49:52He seems upset
00:49:54You know, it seems like it's working
00:50:02Mia
00:50:04Hello, sweetheart
00:50:05I'm Grace
00:50:06I'm sorry
00:50:07Looks like Leo stood us up
00:50:09It's okay, no worries
00:50:11Good
00:50:12Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me
00:50:15You were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:27I do
00:50:32My son messed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas
00:50:36I understand
00:50:37I understand
00:50:38Give him another chance
00:50:41He's working at your school now
00:50:44Maybe it's fate
00:50:46Really?
00:50:48Really?
00:50:51Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:55Stay away from David
00:50:56He's...
00:50:59Oh my God
00:51:01You are wasting!
00:51:03He's playing you
00:51:04Yeah, I know
00:51:06What?
00:51:06They're my friends
00:51:07They always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:10Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:51:12There are ways you bring him
00:51:14It's really no big deal
00:51:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:51:19Yeah, drink, man
00:51:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:51:24Whoa, whoa, there's like a fool
00:51:26Leo!
00:51:27What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:29He is drunk
00:51:30Why would you do that?
00:51:32Oh
00:51:36I don't like when he takes advantage of you
00:51:45I'm gonna ask you one more time
00:51:47Do you like me?
00:51:51Then start acting like my professor
00:51:55I'm sorry
00:52:00Why am I disappointed?
00:52:02I don't have feelings for him
00:52:04Right?
00:52:09I've been waiting for you forever
00:52:10Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today
00:52:13I met your mom today
00:52:17Um, sure
00:52:19It's so bad that you couldn't come
00:52:21We had a great conversation
00:52:23She always wanted that ring
00:52:26Um, what ring?
00:52:29The one she traded with your mom
00:52:31Oh
00:52:35Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:37Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:48Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:52Yeah
00:52:52Yeah
00:52:52Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily
00:52:57You know I would do anything for you
00:52:59But
00:53:00That's the last thing my mom gave me
00:53:02Before she passed away
00:53:03So
00:53:05Fine
00:53:06But
00:53:06At least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay
00:53:11Cheers to me
00:53:12Single-eyed guy
00:53:13Cheers
00:53:25Š¾Š»ŃŃindez Sweater
00:53:26I
00:53:29It's
00:53:41It's
00:53:43It's
00:53:44It's
00:53:45I'm so tired.
00:54:04Professor Brian.
00:54:06I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last-minute with you?
00:54:14I have a life too, you know?
00:54:16So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:21He always gets me heated.
00:54:27Is that Emmett David in there?
00:54:46Hey! Fancy seeing you here.
00:54:48What is this?
00:54:49Time to fess up. This is too far.
00:54:51I told you he was playing you. There's your proof.
00:54:54No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:57This is our plan B. Let's continue the scene.
00:55:00Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:02No, no! You caught us!
00:55:06I won't let them take you from me!
00:55:08And you know what?
00:55:09Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia!
00:55:13Oh, my God!
00:55:17God!
00:55:18I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:21And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:29Oh, my God!
00:55:32Who said you could kiss me?
00:55:35Emma!
00:55:36Wait!
00:55:41So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:46You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:57I didn't mean to ask.
00:55:59What is this actually for?
00:56:01It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was...
00:56:07intentional?
00:56:23Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:25No!
00:56:26Take your hands.
00:56:30Take your hands.
00:56:34Take your hands.
00:56:35Take me, Leo.
00:56:38Professor Bryant.
00:56:43Professor Bryant.
00:56:45Call me Leo.
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:48Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:50I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:55What do you mean by that?
00:56:56I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:59I'm always worried about you.
00:57:02Why?
00:57:04I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:11Leo.
00:57:12A place away from home.
00:57:16A paradise and fear.
00:57:25What more do you want from me?
00:57:27How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:29Do you love me?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:39I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:44That's oddly specific.
00:57:47I just can't wait.
00:57:50I need to take care of something first.
00:57:52What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:05Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:10I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:14I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:17It's too late for that.
00:58:20Get out.
00:58:30If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:37Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:51Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:02Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:10Let's talk about this later.
00:59:13I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:22It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:33I've already made up my mind.
00:59:36I'm not moving out.
00:59:38That I'm leaving.
00:59:51It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:56I've already made up my mind.
00:59:56I've already made up my mind.
00:59:56I'm not moving out.
00:59:58What do you want from me?
01:00:00Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:08More to mention, she's a home wrecker.
01:00:11Such a bitch.
01:00:12What do you think about revenge?
01:00:15Let's take her down.
01:00:16What's the plan?
01:00:34Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:36Yes.
01:00:43Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:52Mia.
01:00:54I'm sorry, I...
01:00:56If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:13You really want to meet her?
01:01:15This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26Ross.
01:01:30Whoa, he really does look like Liam.
01:01:32What, are they twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I want to put a pastor.
01:01:50There's no way. We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:06Someone's calling Mia a home wrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit. No one's going to believe her.
01:02:11What are we going to do?
01:02:19Those people are so crazy. Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:24You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:37This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:41He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:47Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:02:52And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:59Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:33Um, yeah.
01:03:35Sure.
01:03:38It's amazing.
01:03:40You're amazing.
01:03:41People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:44You know?
01:03:46I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:59Wait.
01:04:01Action.
01:04:11Come with me now.
01:04:39I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:41The police are on the way!
01:04:46Get the hell out of here!
01:04:48It's okay.
01:04:49You're safe now.
01:04:53You're safe now.
01:04:56I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:00Thank you for saving me.
01:05:03I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:05I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:11You should get some rest.
01:05:31I'll take care of you, all right?
01:05:35Wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:41No kissing.
01:05:43Not yet.
01:05:44Why?
01:05:45You have a wife.
01:05:49Hello.
01:05:52In the middle of the night, no matter what dream I was.
01:06:03See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:06:07In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:06:17Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:19Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:22The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual campaign engine.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job.
01:06:39I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:06:50And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:53I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:01And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo, Bryant, and Mia Rose.
01:07:12He's my...
01:07:16He's my husband.
01:07:26Hello, everyone.
01:07:32Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:42Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go.
01:07:45Leo, I love you.
01:07:48Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:48Let me go.
01:07:50Leo, baby.
01:07:51I love you.
01:07:51Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:00Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:02I mean, what happened?
01:08:06We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:17How long are you finishing?
01:08:19Who Judicial?
01:08:24Why do you do this to me?
01:08:24You're useless as ever.
01:08:28Once a crybaby.
01:08:30Always a crybaby.
01:08:31Will we?
01:08:32Hmm.
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:36Because me and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:42What?
01:08:44Well, you know him. He's icy. But not with me, of course. You are ruining everything!
01:08:57Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings. But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leonie. He would never do that to me.
01:09:08Oh, yeah. Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:23Mia!
01:09:29Mia!
01:09:34Who the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34What?
01:10:34Nothing happened.
01:10:35Please blame me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:43I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:11:04Guess what? I have a bunny in the open.
01:11:06My son.
01:11:09I will.
01:11:20I...
01:11:21...
01:11:22I need to come clean.
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:28An experiment?
01:11:30I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:34Yeah, what are you talking about?
01:11:37I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:39This fitness tracker? I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:45I never really loved you, so now we're even.
01:11:49I don't believe you.
01:11:53The experiment is over. We're over.
01:12:01You're quitting your experiment? Why?
01:12:04I just can't do it. Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:10Graduate late? That's not like you.
01:12:13Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:29Wait...
01:12:31Are you crying?
01:12:34What's wrong?
01:12:37Mia, I don't have much time. I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:41Safe travels.
01:12:42Please, I want to tell you something. Just listen to me.
01:12:47I...
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:50I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant. Take care.
01:12:55I got a dark side. They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:04I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:13:09You look like a mess, man.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:17Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:22And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:25How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:28It doesn't matter, okay? Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:34It's not moping around.
01:13:37Yeah. You know what? Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:45All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:49Think we're falling hard and I blame gravity.
01:13:53Now it's morning.
01:13:54Can't you catch your breath?
01:13:56Hold your breath.
01:14:13Not the halo effect again?
01:14:18Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:23I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:14:26I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:29That's a stupid name.
01:14:31Come on. The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:35Every year the student council picks three nights
01:14:37and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it
01:14:40to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:42It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:43It's today. You should place a bid.
01:14:46Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:48Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:50I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:52I came here for the student line-up photos
01:14:55so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:58Come on, Mia. It's been a whole week.
01:15:00Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:15:02just to hide in the corner like some painting on the wall?
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:08Look at him, standing there.
01:15:10Like, nothing ever happened.
01:15:12Seeking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:15Even if you are moving on,
01:15:18you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:20Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:21Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:23Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:25You should ain't allowed.
01:15:27All right, let you go.
01:15:30Hey, everybody.
01:15:31Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:34First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:39First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:49500.
01:15:51600!
01:15:56800!
01:15:591,000!
01:16:011,500!
01:16:031,500!
01:16:05Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:07What?
01:16:07Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:09Don't you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:112,000!
01:16:122,000 here!
01:16:14Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:16:263,000 dollars!
01:16:303,000 coin once!
01:16:333,000 coin twice!
01:16:363,000 coin twice!
01:16:37And sold!
01:17:06you can hurt me as much as you like you pay for me
01:17:12should you end this now don't be so hasty doctor
01:17:17what's that supposed to be
01:17:23you're the real Mia
01:17:27my Mia
01:17:30although I'd have to admit
01:17:31getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:34is creative
01:17:37Lily isn't pregnant
01:17:39Anson checked
01:17:42the tests were fake
01:17:48should we get out of here
01:17:51Mrs. Bryan
01:18:01are you in a rush or something
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time
01:18:06and we can't turn back the clock
01:18:09so let's make the most of every moment now
01:18:12to face this wild world
01:18:17so what's your theory behind our love
01:18:24let me run some calculations
01:18:31and then
01:18:32you have to say the magic words
01:18:36I love you
01:18:41nothing can stop you
01:18:44no nothing can stop you
01:18:47follow your heart
01:18:49I won't stay around
01:18:58go
01:18:58get out
01:18:59you can't do this to me
01:19:01you're just a maid
01:19:03I'm gonna say this to Leo
01:19:06I'm not a maid
01:19:07I am his mother
01:19:08there he is
01:19:10go ahead
01:19:11tell him
01:19:13Leo
01:19:16Mia you tricked me to
01:19:24Mia you tricked me to
01:19:26then why did you steal her ring
01:19:29Mia
01:19:30I'm so sorry
01:19:31I missed
01:19:32don't ever speak to me again
01:19:35don't catch me
01:19:37Mia
01:19:42if you change your mind
01:19:44you have three more days
01:19:46to submit your paper
01:19:48thank you so much professor
01:19:50what was that
01:19:56so congratulations Dr Rose
01:19:58thank you professor Hugo
01:20:05congratulations baby
01:20:06looks like my experiment is over
01:20:10I am not done researching
01:20:12how much I love you
01:20:19hey
01:20:20you stole something
01:20:22what
01:20:23come closer
01:20:24closer
01:20:30there
01:20:30now we're even
01:20:31Emma
01:20:34wait
01:20:45Leo
01:20:46are you here
01:21:07you're just in time
01:21:09Leo
01:21:10you did all of this
01:21:11for me
01:21:12I'll never be alone again
01:21:24Miros
01:21:25will he be my wife
01:21:29again
01:21:35Miros
01:21:36will he be my wife
01:21:40again
01:21:40of course
01:21:58by the way
01:21:59I saw your little
01:22:02whiteboard experiment
01:22:03the first time I came here
01:22:05what
01:22:07I'm just glad I was here
01:22:08going to pick
01:22:08looks like you've been
01:22:10standing up on me's
01:22:11guide to romance
01:22:12I've done some research
01:22:14of my own
01:22:16can we talk about
01:22:18anything else
01:22:19no
01:22:20your professor has some
01:22:23academic theories
01:22:24he'd like to discuss
01:22:25with you
01:22:27for example
01:22:30where he should begin
01:22:32kissing you
01:22:32here
01:22:37here
01:22:43here
01:22:44here
01:22:49all about
01:22:52here
01:22:56love
01:22:58love
01:22:59love
01:22:59me
01:23:00right
01:23:00professor Bryant
01:23:01I think we should
01:23:03continue this
01:23:03conversation
01:23:04elsewhere
01:23:04love
01:23:06love
01:23:07love
01:23:07me
01:23:08as I am
01:23:11you
01:23:11I think we should
01:23:11tell you
01:23:12I think we should
01:23:14I think we should
01:23:15continue this
01:23:15to do
01:23:15thing
01:23:16and I think we should
01:23:16see you
01:23:16and see you
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