00:02this is not real this is not real this is not real this isn't happening Kate uh tell me this
00:11isn't really happening I hear there's uh something you don't like the looks of we discovered a very
00:17large comet oh good for you it's headed directly towards earth this comet is what we call a planet
00:24killer at this exact moment I say we sit tight and assess sit tight and assess sit tight and then
00:33assess the sit tight part comes first and you got to digest it that's the assessment period this is
00:40the worst news in the history of humanity he just blew us off what are we gonna do we have
00:44to release
00:45the information so we just leak it our guests today have made a pretty big discovery in space
00:52how big is this thing though I can't destroy my ex-wife's house is that possible there's a 100%
00:59chance that we're all going to die hey hey hey well the handsome astronomer can come back anytime but
01:08the yelling lady not so much we're gonna get the news out there one way or another it's real and
01:16it's coming FBI Jesus Christ you could have just called me this comet contains 30 trillion dollars
01:23worth of material what do trillions of dollars matter if we're all gonna die oh no we're rich
01:29that would be terrible
01:34you guys discovered a comet I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back
01:38oh that's that's that's terrific this could be a complete disaster this is already a disaster
01:52you know that girl from YFTV said we're all gonna die no
01:58you'll never take me a life
02:02there it is a giant comet
02:08can you see it
02:10I can't my head is in a bag
02:14I did have the FBI put that bag over your head
02:17they don't do that the CIA does but I made them do it
02:20you know I had a feeling
02:21it's a good feeling because that is what I did and it was very funny and cool
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