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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:50oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:09on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:19younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:38oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:44feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:53migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:58faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:06topple
00:04:07mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:12don't go too far
00:04:25my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:58general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:28oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:03methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:18wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage
00:06:31amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her
00:06:39before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i
00:06:45go bankrupt
00:06:45i will find her james come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54i'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12i'll save your son
00:07:15who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:35dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:43lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
00:07:55from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:22some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:30disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no fail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:11repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you
00:09:19have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if
00:09:28he's a hero to
00:09:28you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:09:54even if
00:09:55she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the lowest
00:10:01ranks were bigger for such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:34the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely
00:10:39trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's
00:10:44medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied
00:11:03every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never
00:11:09heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a
00:11:33sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
00:11:44who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and
00:12:01again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:14peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for
00:12:20you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me
00:12:35us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so
00:12:43she
00:12:43went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh my god
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:11you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands and then you can't pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that
00:13:35desperate to get rid of your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them
00:13:41there's too many lives at stake don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:14:37113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad
00:14:44that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness
00:14:51secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral
00:14:56character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i
00:15:13promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah hey you want to see real pain
00:15:19where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:39left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:41left you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:59lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:38can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:16:45this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:16:51for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say
00:16:57you
00:16:57want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my
00:17:02way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:17:24if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right
00:17:32but i warn you no funny business
00:17:35so
00:18:06so
00:18:16so
00:18:18so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:46millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her
00:19:13you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:18go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:23james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:10the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong
00:21:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34he writes the wrong
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you you're a fucking spy
00:21:57talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your super
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07i will never
00:22:08oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a
00:22:28biological fact a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:35science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:59get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:22those
00:23:22demon smells
00:23:24how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:30of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:44how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:16better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:21tricksy you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:34but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:40that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now
00:24:52naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor
00:24:58only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me
00:25:17this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas
00:25:52my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her
00:25:59only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your
00:26:06son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:37they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't put your fingers at me if your
00:26:44brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:49door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:55that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08her bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:14suck ready hey oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:51otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:27:58tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:04for
00:28:04yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:11punish her i will don't hurt her he's a cure his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:01advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled
00:29:06hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:12again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:19of
00:29:19medicine than the queen angel and i the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:34over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:41is that
00:29:41the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:46brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:53right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:29:58wife if you
00:29:59cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead oh i really appreciate it
00:30:07but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:27got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:32still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:40anything i just believe in doing good in the world trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's
00:30:51breaking up with you i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss
00:31:07trixie
00:31:07it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:12she could have been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:21i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:34no no no no no my standard my standard was not supposed to be mine
00:31:41i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:45you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses wait no we're not for us no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:07was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:12shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no normal
00:32:17person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman
00:32:23like
00:32:23that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over too but
00:32:28if my bestest big bro
00:32:29wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:48now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name
00:32:55on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one wants some serious
00:32:58fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hanging on my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:19for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:32you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:39yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:45do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:50life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:04i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:22she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:28and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:36look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:45contract i gave her
00:34:52you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating
00:35:15scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:23how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:30poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking
00:35:35about jersey show her bob
00:35:42this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:54even if you got no game i got street cred i got out of keep you dig the word you're
00:35:59looking for is
00:36:00dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:22what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:27downgrade
00:36:32enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:52if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:36:57should i do
00:36:58good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:12again do you remember that
00:37:21tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:51that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it
00:38:03must have broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing
00:38:10process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the
00:38:16money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had
00:38:28an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you
00:38:36you will see tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:45he said tricksy's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort you
00:38:52now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her
00:38:59come and embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video yes her cave woman's take the 19th century
00:39:13tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43she served with her regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:48well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:52waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible
00:40:06power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we
00:40:11will
00:40:12allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:40my biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:49wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see
00:41:02some
00:41:02of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:14that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:19we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming
00:41:57train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our uh
00:42:03entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:12i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:18me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:23what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and
00:42:34you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so obsessed with me she won't
00:42:42see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:49show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:55scraps from us
00:42:57the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:03the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:33that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:39rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:55digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make
00:44:00yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:12you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:18i
00:44:18always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:25girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i have
00:44:30got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:52oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:10it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:05pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:21will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:32this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:41wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war
00:47:03hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:10unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:47:16lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you if you really cured the incurable general then
00:47:22sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a
00:47:38reloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now
00:47:47i'm a major in the marines sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved
00:47:55by the first female president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to
00:48:02leech off you like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free
00:48:07meals for
00:48:08the poor do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:15or you're as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:21maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to
00:48:35your
00:48:35backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on
00:48:43street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:48:57no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making me my personal
00:49:05prostitute
00:49:16how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:39in front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't
00:49:58good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either
00:50:04get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:12two
00:50:23wrong
00:50:24this wine is so delicious run shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:17not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys, a lovely dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:34This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who went in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:01I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:06but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:41So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:02I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:25Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million.
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of you.
00:55:05No, look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:31Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god.
00:55:36You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:56:41she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:10Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:24Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:26Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:35Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:39Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:39Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:52It's a thin air.
00:58:56That's impossible.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Drake sees Mary.
00:59:22The famed war hero.
00:59:25The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:47I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you?
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3218 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee, but now you'd sell out other
01:00:55innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:22was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:55So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:17FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Trixie!
01:02:23Gotcha!
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No!
01:02:31Don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie is a good person!
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma.
01:02:38Mr. Rogers.
01:02:39Mrs. Williams.
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer.
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:01out.
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:23Get him!
01:04:26Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:50Oh!
01:05:14Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:08What the fuck?
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too.
01:07:23That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you Miss Dixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No, please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit.
01:08:47I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:37Left.
01:09:44I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops. Just frosted again. Whoops. And again. Nothing's happening.
01:10:11No! No, Bob. Hey. What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on. Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you. You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:53Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:58Goddess!
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:12Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:12pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:22You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:13:33working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:48And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:05No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:18The Vice President arrives!
01:14:35Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:41You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong. And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell? And now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:20allies to the President?
01:15:21He is the General. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that? Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the President.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:34Oh, my gosh!
01:17:44That was-
01:17:44Oh, my gosh!
01:17:45Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:55That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She, she, she is.
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, madame president.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22Yes.
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here.
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar...
01:20:59You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside,
01:21:07it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:12for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:16And do you know the goddess healer
01:21:18saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:32her.
01:21:48Welcome, goddess.
01:21:56Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:13To help those in need.
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means...
01:22:20The billion-dollar contract,
01:22:22it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24And she took her away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:32But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please.
01:22:37I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:39Sit down.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:16All her gold.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:23Don't off me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie,
01:23:29give me another chance!
01:23:32I want to be rich again!
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:53arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich!
01:24:04I'll see yourself now!
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes!
01:24:38Well...
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:49I do.
01:24:51I will.
01:24:53I will.
01:24:54You
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