Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 4 hours ago
My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
Transcript
00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Shhh!
00:35WOOOOOOHHHHH!
00:46Hmph!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:06you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:39Seuss' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Seuss!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30Get my king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Seuss' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Get harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiance.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:35Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:37Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liara.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:28I will devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:39qua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:26wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:44you bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:10posei
17:12that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:16that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran
17:30damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:39i'm still recovering
17:42wait
17:43maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07oh
18:07i
18:07i
18:07i
18:08i
18:09Let's go.
18:38Let's go.
18:46My liege.
18:48Have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:50I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:24We swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:29I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:48My love,
19:49since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
19:52I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench.
20:11Right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:36You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is,
21:01tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot,
21:28you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Headed staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king?
22:04He's real.
22:07Hades,
22:08you hiding?
22:09Come out,
22:10or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One,
22:15two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss,
22:28this bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:37and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon,
22:42your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord,
22:50is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora
22:56and her daughter.
23:01understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:09Everyone,
23:10drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:14Every resource,
23:15every contact,
23:16now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time
23:28he doesn't flood the place
23:29just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move!
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph
24:08playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17come quietly
24:18to the stronghold
24:20or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:30Roar!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:40Roar!
24:43Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you
25:02on one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy,
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09I'll go with you!
25:11No!
25:11I'll go with you!
25:19I'll go with you!
25:20I'll go with you!
25:22No!
25:23I'll go with you!
25:23I'm not leaving you!
25:26You're the only one!
25:35give up you've gone too far even if I die today I'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me don't touch her come at
25:55me feisty one Dylan wants you dead but first I'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:24Lily Lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and I might let her run a little longer
26:42Lily
26:54your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:15Jack what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too
27:25bad I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack keep Lily safe long as I'm here you don't lose shut up and
27:49go now
28:02if I pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us
28:05demon run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:17you
28:22you
28:25you
28:36you
28:37you
28:42you
28:43you
29:01daddy don't leave mommy I don't want to lose her
29:05shh Lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:17hand over the kid I'll make your death quick
29:27I'll make your death quick
29:27Lily
29:28turn around and cover your ears okay
29:33daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:36okay
29:39you
29:40you are the best
29:49some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:56you're
29:56not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so I'm keeping it clean disappear
30:21okay Lily you can turn around now
30:27daddy
30:28what happened to the bad guy
30:31he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:40Lily stay right here inside this circle don't move
30:43daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45I'll be right back
30:52daddy be careful
30:55don't worry Lily
30:56no one's ever beaten your dad
31:04that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:07how much longer you got
31:09let me have my fun first
31:12so what I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:27damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:35for Jack and Lily
31:37even if I die
31:38I'm taking this beast down with me
31:42no signal
31:43you trying to hog the glory
31:45more coming
31:46killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:48no choice
31:49I'm taking them down with me
31:51this the woman Dylan wants
31:53where the kid
31:54some guy took the brat
31:57useless
31:58grab her first
31:59then we hunt the child
32:03just
32:05let Jack and Lily be safe
32:10you all want to come at once
32:12then die together
32:13pick your graves
32:27why did you come back
32:29where's Lily
32:33Lily's safe
32:35don't push yourself
32:38so this is the woman's secret lover
32:41her taste is trash
32:43shh
32:43beg now
32:45and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:48refuse
32:48and you'll be screaming
32:51end it fast
32:54you
32:55in our eyes
32:56you're not even an enemy
32:57just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01just hold on a little longer
33:03Jack means more to me than anything
33:05I won't let him get hurt
33:16you want my husband
33:19step over my corpse first
33:21in a hurry to die
33:23fine
33:24I'll oblige
33:28to die
33:42me
33:54and will be
33:55You're dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This... can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:54Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:24You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
Comments

Recommended