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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
00:39Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:08the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:44I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you.
04:49Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burt!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants topping Orcer? Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé. My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss, soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients.
13:40Where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:49I got to find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles.
14:22Ha ha ha ha ha.
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:50Oh, my God.
16:07You disgusting freak.
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy.
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:22Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run.
16:53Go!
16:53Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:11Poseidon, that kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:17That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:32He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:47My Lycian Hydro, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:50I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydro.
19:24We swear!
19:24Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:35Yes!
19:35Yes, my Lycian!
19:37Yes!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god, Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king?
22:04He's real.
22:07Hades?
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:13One.
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42You're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:11Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now!
25:00I'll go with you, on one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:19I'm not leaving you!
25:23You...
25:25Poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:36You've gone too far.
25:39You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Done.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:55Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
25:59But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily!
26:26Lily!
26:27Run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:50Daddy?
26:56Your hands off her!
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison!
27:14Jack!
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend?
27:23Too bad.
27:25I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:25Just singing and
28:27I'm in there.
28:28Get out of there.
28:30I have to get away.
28:30Get out of here!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:08We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:46back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25Come back!
33:26Stop.
33:26You?
33:28No.
33:44If you're not, I'm going to die.
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
34:48we're finished don't worry darling things might turn around lira veil has been captured
34:54now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind
35:03me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could
35:09actually die here my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:49you're
35:50you're
35:50you're
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