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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being old, mine is up to rock and you can have the best of all, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's all right, yeah.
04:31You'll get away.
04:33Yeah.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:54Hi, Bodhi.
04:56He's so cute.
04:58Hi.
04:58So cute.
05:00So, so tiny.
05:03Hi, Bodhi.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He's so beautiful.
05:05Hi, Bodhi.
05:05So precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just, he's so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35Okay.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:43Mm-hmm.
05:44Mm-hmm.
05:45Mm-hmm.
05:46I'm hungry.
05:48Okay.
05:53Okay.
06:00Hey, girl, and ask me how I'm
06:04I think you knew the answer
06:07when you went to kiss my hand
06:14And we did something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine your child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:23Oh, I'm doing really well, thanks, I look up to myself, thanks, I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well, thanks, I do not need your help, thanks, I don't need it.
06:48Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic, just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down, just do it while
06:55we're talking.
07:12I'm trying to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, kind of lift his cheeks up
07:17just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you all right?
07:24I'm great.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Oh, my God, baby Bonnie.
07:44Oh, this is perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49Perfect.
07:50I know.
07:52I can't even remember life without him.
07:56Oh.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch, so that's nice.
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:40They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful, which it is.
08:49It totally is.
08:53But...
08:54But what?
08:56I mean, it just me refuses.
09:00It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're, like, more like, like, like, like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and...
09:20And pinched.
09:22And everything's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:44I'm sorry, but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:24As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
10:56your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:01So, um, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:07I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49All right.
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky,
11:57but these stretches can help.
12:02You got it.
12:04You got it.
12:05You got it.
12:06You got it.
12:07Like a fish.
12:10Fuck!
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it, so if you can't make it, shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside!
12:39Hey, come on, guys!
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44Guys, it's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless!
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
12:56But it's your baby, your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
13:02Okay!
13:03I'll leave!
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave!
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!
13:33I will leave!
14:04I will leave!
14:21hi hey mom what's the matter nothing's the matter everything's fine what's the matter
14:32i don't think i'm gonna make it
14:35don't be ridiculous you're a mother mothers make it you got this god why does everybody say that
14:41you got this because you don't have a choice
14:48i need to go back to work to make some money which means i need a babysitter
14:53which i can't afford
14:57don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask
15:00mom
15:05so
15:3130 minutes.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:15How do you know Boomer?
16:18Oh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kinda stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his case?
16:37He's sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:43You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mmm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:31Hey, bus is leaving the hotshot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um, I've got a championship belt in here could use a good home.
18:00I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:09What?
18:12What?
18:14What?
18:21What?
18:23What?
18:23What kind of food is in the steak?
18:25You never soniesine.
18:29He goes pounding up and recumbling aroundaramari.
18:41It's all like me.
18:45Oops.
18:47Shh, shh, shh, shhh, shh, shh!
18:51See? You see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed,
19:07but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why? Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought...
19:36I'm getting a bad feeling, like maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:49Um, Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom.
20:42He's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:50So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:11I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were gonna be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God, unbelievable.
21:23You're unbelievable yourself.
21:50Whoo!
21:52All right.
21:52Whoo!
21:53When you turn from the Whore.
21:57More colors, more than that.
21:59Whoo!
22:00I do recall my...
22:02Much more inspiring to you, though.
22:03...I'm not listening to you.
22:06Let it come out.
22:09More colors, more than that.
22:11Whoo!
22:12That's great.
22:13Let it come out.
22:20Hey, babe, you have a visitor outside.
22:34Mom.
22:36I can't.
22:37He won't stop crying.
22:39And I just, I just can't.
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling.
22:42You wouldn't pick up.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker.
22:51Mom, it's okay.
22:52No, it is not okay.
22:54Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that.
22:56I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
23:00And his crying not stop.
23:01That is exactly what he is trying to say.
23:04And I will not be judged.
23:06Not by him or anyone else.
23:10Look at him.
23:11Look at him.
23:12He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
23:15Just to make me feel worse about myself.
23:19Mom, it'll be okay.
23:40I am an awful grandmother.
23:45Oh, you're not.
23:47Oh, stop being nice.
23:48You're being mercy nice.
23:50I will not be pitied.
23:52I'm just terrible at everything, except being pretty.
23:58And you excel at that.
24:01Brilliantly.
24:12I'm sorry I called him, motherfucker.
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle.
24:35Love you.
24:38Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44But what?
24:46Okay, you're fired.
24:51I need someone I can count on.
24:53I'll solve the child care thing.
24:54You won't.
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life.
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
25:04We survive because of dedicated employees.
25:06I need a job, Tess.
25:09And you're my friend.
25:11Yeah, and Sal's your friend that I'm saying now, when people work remotely from home all
25:16the time, especially writers.
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together.
25:28Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely is right on.
25:34I've got my sights on.
25:35Dead open door, I could run or I could take one for the team.
25:41But this time tomorrow, I won't be breathing.
25:44Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut or I'm going to be sorry.
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong.
25:55In fact, it's a positive development of sorts.
26:00We wanted to let you know we found our own place.
26:03So we'll be moving out in a week.
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
26:08Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out.
26:17A little notice might have been nice.
26:19It came up pretty quickly.
26:21And of course, we can still be friends and all of that.
26:27Okay.
26:46They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
26:57It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
27:07That's what character is.
27:09You pass the other guy's guts out.
27:11You turn them into goo.
27:14Professor.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:34I'm sorry.
27:40Professor.
27:42Come in.
27:50Mark, meet Bodhi.
27:53Bodhi, meet Mark.
27:56Well, this has become very real.
27:58Oh.
27:59He's super real.
28:01Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:09Oh, little guy.
28:18Wow.
28:19Marco.
28:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter.
28:27However, not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
28:33Hence, I lost my job.
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over $1,000
28:41per month.
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
28:47So instead, I've come to demand it.
28:51I need $3,000.
28:55You're going to give it to me.
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me $3,000.
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond.
29:33No.
29:35I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him.
29:38And, you know, I could see his face start to contort, and I didn't want to soften and him to
29:43try to negotiate me down.
29:44I must say, I'm impressed.
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him.
29:48Susie's watching him.
29:49So, there.
29:50Progress on the babysitting front, too.
29:52Progress all around.
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Just looking at the menu.
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva.
30:05Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat, and you're free to order whatever you like.
30:17No expense spared.
30:19We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't.
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
30:24But I need one.
30:25You know I don't drink.
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no.
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just, um...
30:40Hold on.
30:41Order me nachos.
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett.
30:47Speaking.
30:48Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable, as in the mother.
30:53His.
30:54Uh, hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
31:01What do you mean, a meeting?
31:03A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
31:09Mark has given me your contacts.
31:11I will email you an address.
31:13This is a joke.
31:15A joke?
31:16You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't.
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
31:22It would be best.
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine.
31:31You don't look fine.
31:32Well, I am.
31:34So, Mom says you're a big deal in the church.
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
31:42It's really cool.
31:42And you have really good programs like plays and stuff.
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:53Yeah.
31:53We're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock.
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
32:19He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
32:21And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
32:35Right.
32:36Yeah.
32:38See, I told you we would get along.
32:41Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
32:46Um, I, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
32:56Uh, oh.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Oh.
33:03Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course.
33:08Okay.
33:12Hello.
33:15Cheyenne?
33:17You are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
33:21Yes!
33:22Yes, I say yes!
33:23Don't let me finish.
33:27I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful,
33:34the strong to your delicate, the serious to your silly.
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes.
33:49Hey, everyone.
33:50Let's give a big Applebee cheer to the happy guys.
34:05It's actually quite beautiful and romantic.
34:09Maybe it's even possible she really loves him.
34:12Hmm.
34:12That's very affirming.
34:14I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and movies.
34:19Yeah.
34:22Is that cabbage really working?
34:24I think so.
34:26It's supposed to help with inflammation.
34:28And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom.
34:34Ooh, yikes.
34:35Yeah, yikes indeed.
34:46Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone, I feel comfortable
34:51saying that I'm into cosplay.
34:54Very into it.
34:56I'm a cosplayer.
34:59Yeah, I figured.
35:02Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
35:09Oh, okay.
35:12Just think about it.
35:15I will.
35:16I promise.
35:29God, at this hour?
35:32What now?
35:34Seriously.
35:35What the fuck now?
35:38Oh.
35:48Dad.
35:51Hey, baby.
35:55I thought you might be dead.
35:59He's got a sweet end in my brain.
36:02Would it ever be the same?
36:06Yeah, I wish we both knew.
36:09Have I fucked it up for you?
36:12Cause they're angry they ignore.
36:15They don't feel the tension at all.
36:18They don't have it up for you.
36:33They don't feel the tension at all.
36:37They don't feel the tension at all.
36:39I thought you might be true.
36:44Cause you're angry, they get more
36:47They don't feel the tension's wrong
36:50They don't have enough of you
36:54Yet it's not what humans do
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