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00:00Tonight, the marionette of a mediocre puppeteer,
00:03it's Josh Rubin.
00:08Here to do exactly one forward somersault, it's Zach Oyama.
00:14By the end of this episode, I will do exactly one somersault.
00:18And with a Dimension 20-themed Make Some Noise intro,
00:22it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:24Hello, and welcome to another thrilling episode
00:28of Make Some Noise.
00:30I'm your humble contestant, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:32With me as always are our Noise Boys.
00:34Say hi, Noise Boys.
00:35Hi, Noise Boys.
00:37They're all here to...
00:40Make some noise!
00:54Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:55The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:59I am your host, Sam Reich.
01:00Here's how the show works.
01:01I have here a series of improvisational prompts
01:03our players have never seen before.
01:07Isn't that right, players?
01:09That's right.
01:10Is that right?
01:11You have a big decision to make here, my friend.
01:17If I knew whether or not I'd seen them before,
01:21I would have already had to have seen them.
01:25Congratulations, Brennan.
01:26It's the 11th time!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
01:31You've done this bit!
01:34Now you're locked in to where this goes in the season,
01:37so who has the last laugh really?
01:39They will, to the best of their ability,
01:42fulfill those prompts.
01:43I will award them corresponding points,
01:45and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:47which, if unused, will suffer from atrophy.
01:53Babe!
01:54Woof!
01:56P-U!
01:58Do not!
02:00Go in there!
02:02Woo!
02:04Players, are you ready to rumble?
02:05Yes.
02:06Ready to rumble.
02:07In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
02:09This is a minigame that we like to call
02:10Take Some Direction, How It Works As Players.
02:12I will ask for you to perform a single line of dialogue
02:15over and over and over again.
02:17As you do, I will give you direction.
02:19Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
02:23Does that make sense?
02:24Uh-huh.
02:24Your line is, Josh, from Friday Night Lights.
02:29Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:32Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:35Exactly, like your tongue is bigger.
02:36Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:38Right, unlike your tongue is even bigger.
02:39Clear eyes, full hearts, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:43Josh!
02:44Cheesily.
02:44Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:50Zach!
02:50Gently to Josh.
02:52Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
02:56Brennan, left out by Zach.
02:57Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
03:05Josh, emphasizing every third word.
03:08Clear eyes, can't!
03:09Nope, full.
03:10Clear eyes, full.
03:10Full, I can't!
03:12I can't!
03:16Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
03:20Zach, pretending you didn't just run up ten flights of stairs.
03:24Clear eyes, full hearts.
03:27Can't lose.
03:28Brennan, an old-timey flim-flam man.
03:30Why, those eyes are undimmed by murkiness of any sort.
03:33In fact, I've never seen any more translucent set of peepers in my life.
03:37And as for those hearts, well, far from being vacuous, empty, or unfilled, I'd say they're past the brim.
03:44With those two ingredients, you will find your victory is assured.
03:48Wow.
03:48Josh is the lead-up to his knees.
03:50Clear eyes, uh, uh, full har- full hearts.
03:54Uh, can't, uh, look at the light.
03:57Huh?
03:57Look at the light.
03:58Ugh, can't, can't lose.
03:59Blah!
04:01Zach, suddenly realizing how high up you are.
04:04Clear eyes, full hearts, can't-
04:08Shh.
04:12Get down from there!
04:13I can't!
04:16Come on down, son!
04:17Asteroids.
04:20Finally, Brennan, in a way that annoys Sam.
04:24Uh-oh.
04:27Leave the tea.
04:28Leave the tea.
04:31Sorry.
04:33Sorry.
04:34Sorry.
04:35Hold on.
04:36Sorry.
04:37Clear-
04:38Clear eyes.
04:39Sorry, is that good for sound?
04:40Clear eyes.
04:40Sorry.
04:41Sorry.
04:42Clear eyes.
04:43Clear eyes.
04:44Fine.
04:44Shit.
04:44Sorry.
04:45Clear eyes.
04:48Sorry.
04:49Clear eyes.
04:51Here, Josh, you want to take it?
04:52Yeah, sure.
04:52Great, thank you.
04:53Clear eyes, full hearts, can't-
04:55Sorry, I'll take it one more time.
04:56That was you, Josh.
04:57Sorry.
04:58Give it to Zach.
04:58Sorry.
04:59Great.
04:59One more time.
05:00Thank you, Zach.
05:01Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
05:06Oh, shit, sorry.
05:07Stepped on it.
05:07So far away that time.
05:08Give it to Jackie, maybe.
05:09Yeah, Jackie definitely won't press it.
05:11Yeah, I think this is going to be saving with the crew.
05:13Jackie, who is on your paycheck, Jackie?
05:16Jackie definitely won't.
05:16Whose name?
05:17Clear eyes.
05:18Oh!
05:21We'll get it in a pickup at the end.
05:22We'll get it in a pickup at the end.
05:24That brings us to round one.
05:26Josh!
05:27Yes!
05:27Liam Neeson's top four on Letterboxd.
05:31No problem.
05:32Well, the first one is a bit obscure.
05:34I believe it's a European film.
05:36It's called Master of Disguise, Dana Carvey.
05:40Probably one of the most interesting European films
05:43certainly I've ever seen.
05:45The second one's a huge influence on me,
05:46just as an actor.
05:48Freddie Got Fingered.
05:49I love, love Freddie Got Fingered.
05:51It's emotional, it's fluid, it's very European.
05:55Another film I really enjoy, very European sensibility.
05:58Remember the Fantastic Four with the Silver Surfer?
06:02Last one, I'd have to say Jaws 4 to Revenge,
06:05where the shark literally roars.
06:07Oh God, it's so European.
06:10By the way, head to coca-cola.com backslash no problem
06:13to get my crew neck.
06:14We have nothing to do with coca-cola.com.
06:17Yep, yep, head on down.
06:17Do I even need to say it?
06:18Arizona iced tea backslash no problem.
06:21A very particular set of points for you.
06:24Very good.
06:25Zach!
06:25Uh-huh?
06:26He's a 10, but he's a dine and dasher.
06:31Trying to think of how to be hot in any way.
06:35Doing it.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I dropped my wallet and it hit my bicep.
06:42Bounce somewhere else.
06:44Anyways.
06:45I guess I work out three, four times a week.
06:47I'm 195 muscle, 6'4".
06:50Those are my dimensions, sorry.
06:52Have you ever seen Jacob Elordi?
06:54People are like, Jacob.
06:58Yeah, this has been the best first date of mine.
07:01Hey!
07:02Hey, that dude did not pay.
07:03The linguine is ready right now!
07:05Oh my God, but to be fair, he was very hot.
07:08Hey, maybe you could pay.
07:10Maybe you could pay for me.
07:12Maybe you could pay.
07:14French people serving linguine.
07:16Definitely handled that.
07:16Definitely handled.
07:17It's a 10 points, but for a dumb reason for you, Zach.
07:21Cool.
07:21Which brings us to Brennan.
07:24Yes.
07:24A glowing forward of the next player's performance.
07:29The year is 2013.
07:30I am sitting at a MacBook, where do I go?
07:34Nowhere else other than the College Humor YouTube channel,
07:37where I see perhaps my favorite performer,
07:40none other than Josh Rubin.
07:42A man who not only is a comedic genius,
07:45a talented director, and a golden-hearted man,
07:50but also define for me at that early point in my comedic career
07:53what it meant to embody a comedic character.
07:57What a dream realized to not only get to one day meet that man,
08:01but work with him.
08:02The performance you're about to see
08:04is going to be the greatest comedic performance
08:07that has ever been featured on Dropout.TV.
08:11It will dwarf the achievements of every other show on the platform.
08:16I know this because I know Josh Rubin.
08:19In a world where so often we are beset by inequity, strife, tribulation,
08:24there is one man whose mantra should live in all of our hearts
08:28when we dream of that better world.
08:30When Josh Rubin is around, there truly is no problem.
08:37Josh.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Mr. Peepee Pants pees his pants again.
09:11Oh, he's drinking too much water.
09:14Oh, as long as you're shaking.
09:16No.
09:20Oh, he's slipping on his own pee.
09:22He's slipping on his own peepee.
09:23He's slipping on his pee.
09:25Oh, no.
09:27Don't drink more, Mr. Peepee Pants.
09:30Don't drink more.
09:31Don't drink more.
09:32Oh, no.
09:32No.
09:33The floor is already slipping.
09:34You're pee pee.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37Oh.
09:40Wow.
09:40Wow.
09:41No.
09:42No.
09:43Trandor.
09:44Trandor's back.
09:46Trandor.
09:47Get out of here, Trandor.
09:50Wow.
09:52Thank you, sir.
09:54I love it when a plan comes together, you know what I mean?
09:57Let's go.
09:58One pair of pants of pee for you, Josh.
10:01Zach.
10:02Yeah.
10:02An anti-bullying assembly led by someone chosen at random from LinkedIn Easy Apply.
10:13Oh, shit.
10:22Well, I, you know, I'm here today because I'm here to talk about something pretty important.
10:28If I could just come and do this a little bit.
10:32As we all know, in school, a big problem is bullying.
10:36Right?
10:36Yeah.
10:37Where are you?
10:38I'm Sean.
10:39You can just call me Sean.
10:42What are your credentials?
10:43Uh, I've gotten my ass kicked many times.
10:46And, uh, one time, I kicked someone's ass.
10:49So I have some middle muscles.
10:51And let me tell you.
10:52Wow.
10:53It's a lot better to kick someone's ass than get your ass kicked.
10:56Woo!
10:56Woo!
10:57Yes, Sean!
10:58Sean!
10:59Sean!
10:59Who here has kicked some ass before?
11:02Trevor, he's a bully.
11:03Have you ever gotten your ass kicked, Trevor?
11:05Never.
11:06My man.
11:11One point no cover letter for you.
11:12Happy to work.
11:13Which brings us back to Brennan.
11:17Mm-hmm.
11:18The One Ring's Terms of Service inscription.
11:21Forged from the fires of Mount Doom.
11:24The One Ring.
11:26Aznag Gimbatul.
11:28Aznag Thrataluk.
11:31Aznag.
11:32Your location can be shared not only with the Nine Ring Raids, but also Palantir, the San Francisco-based security
11:40technology firm.
11:41What the fuck does this say? Hold on. Hold on.
11:46Gandalf.
11:47The rings will neither corrupt your heart nor your spirit. Instead, they will geo-share your location.
11:55And they will be able to advertise to you. For example.
11:58I'm just gonna chance it.
12:00Call him. No. The ring. Any IP you create while wearing that ring. Sauron will own it.
12:07My novella?
12:08I didn't know you were writing a novella.
12:14That's a truly evil Dark Lord right there. How about it?
12:17Yeah, it sure is.
12:18Yeah, let's say 419 pages of fine print points for you, Brennan.
12:22Which brings us to our second minigame. Players, I would invite you to the Warp Zone.
12:28Here's how this is gonna work.
12:30I am going to apply to each of you a face filter.
12:35You simply pitch to me a character that makes sense for that face.
12:42Gotcha.
12:43We will start with Josh.
12:46Wow.
12:48That's pretty good.
12:50Oh, that's different too.
12:52Hi.
12:54Saw you across the room and thought maybe we could, you know.
12:59My last date was so startled when I came up behind her that she slammed a sliding glass door on
13:05my head.
13:06But it hasn't slammed...
13:08Why is he Jason Bateman?
13:10She didn't slam the glass door on my confidence.
13:16How long have you looked better than me?
13:21Next up, Sam.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:23Oh.
13:23Wow.
13:24Wow.
13:24Oh, wow.
13:26Oh, ho, ho, ho.
13:28Oh, ho, ho, ho.
13:30Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:33Um...
13:33Hi, neighbor.
13:34I...
13:35Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:38So I just wanted to preemptively apologize.
13:41It seems as though I took your DoorDash order.
13:45Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:46Three tacos, one burger.
13:48Two different places.
13:50It's interesting.
13:54I came over here because I didn't realize you had a ring camera.
13:57And, um, I need you to know that if you call the cops, they will find so many things.
14:06Terrifying.
14:08Terrifying.
14:08Brennan.
14:16Many strange and wondrous items do I have.
14:21A crown of obsidian taken from the deepest sea.
14:26A jeweled mask that tells the wearer how much different bargains are running for.
14:33A terrible dachshund who won't stop barking.
14:41Once again, Josh.
14:46I'm good.
14:47I'm good.
14:48I'm good.
14:48Something is sucking me into another place.
14:51But if you wanna...
14:52I got Michelob's in the fridge.
14:56I got Michelob's in the fridge.
14:58Zachary.
14:59Hold on.
15:00Let me see.
15:02Uh, yeah, I had the 9, 9 a.m. deep tissue.
15:09It's like here.
15:11It's like right here.
15:14Not so much here or here.
15:16And finally, Breton.
15:19Whoa.
15:20Oh, shit.
15:22Well, the breed is known for loyalty.
15:25The breed is known for loyalty.
15:27Danish kings, if you can believe that, actually first hunted with these animals.
15:33But they do bite me constantly, so...
15:40That brings us to round two where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
15:47Josh.
15:48Ha.
15:48And...
15:49Zach.
15:49Two.
15:50Bruce Wayne giving just enough information to the contractor building the Batcave.
15:55Hello?
15:56Oh, shit.
15:57Uh...
15:58You at 11.30?
15:59Yeah, sorry.
16:00It's really late.
16:01What's your name?
16:02Sean.
16:02Oh, you're Sean from Seanville Contracting?
16:04Seanville Contracting.
16:05Yeah, yeah.
16:05Didn't you do a bullying assembly, or am I...
16:09Yeah.
16:10Actually...
16:10I want to talk about the big project I have, but you actually had some really, really interesting
16:14things to say about bullying.
16:16I'm just asking because I'm kind of in the bullying business, if you know what I mean.
16:19Oh, interesting.
16:20You shouldn't, because it's a secret.
16:21Yeah.
16:21But, yeah, come on down here.
16:23So, um...
16:23What are we working on down here?
16:25It seems like a lot of space.
16:26Is this sort of a man cave thing?
16:27You want, like, an ethernet down here, or what?
16:29Actually, that'd be great.
16:31What's the best one?
16:32Well, we can just contact AT&T and figure out...
16:34I don't know.
16:35That's great.
16:36I want to put a really big coin next to a car.
16:40You probably just don't lift that tarp.
16:42You think I could fit a really big coin up here?
16:44I'm trying a picture.
16:45Master Wayne, the penguin has...
16:46Oh!
16:47Has gotten out at the Gotham City Zoo!
16:50That's so cute!
16:52Alfred, um, why don't you come over here and, um, just, uh...
16:57Why don't you refer to me as your father?
16:59Come on.
17:00I raised you.
17:01Not this shit, no.
17:02Not this shit.
17:02I wanted to remind you, it would be great if there was a training area for a 12-year-old
17:10boy...
17:10Right.
17:11...to learn how to fight grown adult criminals.
17:13When I was 12, I wish I could kick adults' ass.
17:16I'll tell you that.
17:17When I was, uh, getting bullied, a lot of times it was adults.
17:21But then I kicked one of the adults' asses.
17:23Hey, hey, wait a minute.
17:24Uh, one second.
17:25Do we have another suit?
17:28You'd be great!
17:29And that's how Nightwing came to be.
17:31There you go.
17:31That's right, there he is.
17:32Yeah, let's say three Christopher Nolan points for your vote.
17:35Not three big coins.
17:36Which brings us to Zack.
17:37And Brennan.
17:40Yes.
17:40A mountaintop monk who only knows hot goss.
17:53Oh, I found you.
17:55I've journeyed from far.
17:56Is this it?
17:57I knew that you would make it here.
18:01You did?
18:02Trish told me.
18:05Oh, that is just like Trish.
18:08Did she add it again?
18:09To know what Trish is up to.
18:12Look inside yourself.
18:15Open your mind's eye.
18:17What do you see?
18:19Um.
18:21If it's her blowing a guy at O'Sullivan's.
18:23Eeyah.
18:25Eeyah.
18:27Eeyah.
18:28Eeyah.
18:29At O'Sullivan's?
18:30In the bathroom.
18:31What?
18:32That bathroom's nasty!
18:33It's a college bar!
18:35You're 30!
18:36Yeah!
18:38Ew!
18:39Wait, so was Caleb there?
18:41In my last message to you, before I attain enlightenment,
18:47there is no difference between you and me.
18:50Me and Caleb.
18:51Caleb and you.
18:52Except for one thing.
18:55Caleb's who got blown!
18:56I knew it!
18:56Oh, my God!
18:58Oh, shit!
18:59And he evaporated!
19:01Shit.
19:02He's gone.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:04Let's say a total rumor millimeta points.
19:06For both of you.
19:07Uh, which brings us to Brennan.
19:10Really?
19:10Ahoy!
19:11And Josh.
19:12Ahoy!
19:12A biblically accurate guardian angel.
19:16Oh, man.
19:17I just...
19:17I don't know if I should go forward with this or not,
19:21but...
19:22I've only had a little guidance.
19:24Blip!
19:24Ah!
19:25I'm the devil off your shoulder.
19:27You know what you should do?
19:28Huh?
19:29Do whatever you want.
19:30Blip!
19:31Blip!
19:32Blip!
19:34Blip!
19:34Blip!
19:37Oh!
19:38Ah!
19:39Oh!
19:42Ah!
19:43I am the ever burning sword.
19:45I am the seven names of divinity.
19:47The tree of life, which was forged at the dawn of time.
19:50I know neither free will, nor anything other than praising the eternal Lord.
19:55Ah!
19:55You alone were given a chance at salvation.
19:58You alone were given a gate to paradise.
20:01Think, Brad!
20:02Think of what you must do!
20:03Yeah!
20:13What?
20:15What?
20:16Brad is Mr. Peavy Pants.
20:18You should piss everywhere.
20:20Yeah.
20:21No!
20:21No!
20:22No, I'm sorry!
20:23God, the most kind!
20:25You will come with me to the gates of heaven
20:28and see for himself the Lord of Lords and King of Kings!
20:32Oh!
20:33Oh, my God!
20:35Oh, God!
20:36God?
20:37Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
20:41Do you wish to gaze upon my face?
20:46Um, you know what?
20:48I think I just want to humbly get back...
20:51Turn and face me, Brad!
20:58Oh, my God!
20:59Oh, my God!
21:00We were created in his image after all!
21:03We were!
21:05I love you, Brad!
21:06I love you, God!
21:07Oh!
21:10That's just classic comedy, right?
21:12Classic comedy.
21:13Classic Lovecraftian biblical chuckles.
21:16A fucking terrifying amount of points from both of you.
21:19As we move on to Josh and Zach.
21:24Huh?
21:25Smeagol's good and bad side self-reflect
21:29after an improv 101 show.
21:35Whoo!
21:41They didn't respond as obvious they did.
21:45Smearing!
21:46Smearing at me!
21:48Not laughing, but sneering at me!
21:51Smearing is strong.
21:53Maybe they just, maybe we didn't see up.
21:55We hated them as much as they hated us!
22:00Oh, look, the teacher's coming to give us notes!
22:04Guys, hello, hello.
22:05Hey, great effort all around, everybody.
22:07Evan, Lila, Smeagol, it was really excellent.
22:11So, first beats, I think when Lila mentioned
22:14that she was giving a wedding ring in the scene with Evan,
22:18I noticed, Smeagol, that you leapt onto the stage
22:20and bit Evan's finger off in real life.
22:23I knew I was going to do that!
22:26Do we think that that ring was the one ring
22:28forged in the fires of Mount Doom,
22:30or do we think that it was maybe an engagement ring?
22:33Yeah, it was an engagement ring.
22:35Stop like, stop like this.
22:36Even the ring that I wanted!
22:38Does your character want the ring, or does he want love?
22:40He wants love.
22:43What's something we can do to serve that?
22:45Slash off your face,
22:47but also emotionally, like, ground your character.
22:52Good on grounding.
22:53Do not bite fingers.
22:55Now, I thought the Italian chef walk-on in 3rd Beats
22:58was incredible.
22:58I thought it was.
23:02Aw!
23:03Aw!
23:04Aw!
23:06Gosh, I would say the three whole books
23:08and the Hobbit series.
23:09I'll throw in that for you as well.
23:10Oh, shit.
23:11Okay.
23:12Which brings us back to Zap and Brennan.
23:17I live to serve.
23:18This private chef only knows how to make French toast,
23:22and it's day three on the job.
23:24Hey, Bill, how's it going, man?
23:27Um...
23:28I wanted to come check in,
23:30because I just got the menu you sent up
23:33for the garden party this weekend.
23:35Which is good, right?
23:37Yeah.
23:39Um...
23:40So...
23:42Socral Blue, yeah, the, um...
23:44Actually, can we just have a quick check-in?
23:46Of course, of course.
23:48So what are we making?
23:49Is this for dinner tonight?
23:50I'm thinking, uh, for dinner,
23:52we will start with our French toast, and...
23:54And what are we gonna finish on?
23:56We're starting our French toast...
23:57For dessert, we will have
23:59an elegant, fluffy French toast.
24:03Bill, I...
24:04I'm not French, man.
24:05I'm not French.
24:06That's not the part I'm worried about.
24:08I'm sorry. I thought you wanted a French guy.
24:10French people...
24:11Oh, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
24:12Hey, man, first of all, let's be so clear.
24:15You're immediately fired.
24:17That's number one.
24:19You've just admitted to me that you're lying
24:21and doing a French accent.
24:22No, I don't...
24:23Listen, shut up.
24:24I got nervous, okay?
24:26I got a little nervous, and said I was French,
24:28because a lot of chefs are French.
24:29Have you seen Ratatouille?
24:30First of all, the main chef in Ratatouille is not French.
24:33Are you gonna call me a liar now?
24:34Well, I will fucking stomp you out, baby.
24:39Say that again?
24:41Say that again.
24:43Say that again.
24:45He's just said he would stomp me out.
24:47He called me a liar, and he said he would stomp me out.
24:49And he said...
24:50Are you live streaming this, or are you recording it?
24:51What's up, IG?
24:52It's French chef, for sure.
24:54You're not doing your French accent!
24:55He loves French toast.
24:57I've made French toast three meals a day
24:58for the past two days!
24:59It's good!
25:00Is it bad?
25:01Is it bad French toast?
25:03Is it bad French toast?
25:06Is it bad French toast?
25:11It's the best French toast I've ever had.
25:14It has to be good.
25:15You make it three meals a day!
25:16It's gotta be good!
25:18Three meals a day amount of points for the both of you.
25:20Wow.
25:21That's three.
25:21Last prompt of round two, Brennan.
25:24Ahoy!
25:24And Josh.
25:25Ahoy!
25:26The fans asked for it, and we are but their humble servants.
25:32Oh boy.
25:32Two grizzled sea captains compare storm stories.
25:37I want you to go first this time.
25:40Actually, wait.
25:41Maybe I should go first.
25:42It's your choice.
25:44You want me to go first, or you want me to go second?
25:46Wait, let me run over the mouth again with a likelihood that you'll just fucking best me
25:50by talking for five minutes with some epic shit.
25:52Hey, hey baby.
25:53I don't mind going first.
25:55Not one bit.
25:55You let me know.
25:56You want to let ladies go first?
25:59The only lady I know about is the mighty tempest that came rolling in off the seas.
26:05I was out in the gray of the Bering, hunting for crab deep under the freezing waves.
26:11Even Davy Jones would shiver in his boots in that frozen hellscape.
26:16The boat capsized, and I went storming forward.
26:19Lightning crashed, and it struck the tip of my penis, and I busted so hard.
26:25Always with your fucking head, dude.
26:27It's the truth.
26:28Lightning hit my cock, and I busted.
26:30Wait a minute.
26:31Wait a minute.
26:31Wait a minute.
26:32I busted as soft as a ragdoll.
26:34It always had this way.
26:35And I busted everywhere.
26:37The frothy foam of the Bering Sea mixing with chism.
26:41I know.
26:42I don't know, but I want to hear your story.
26:44All right, well, you know, I was out in a pretty modest dinghy.
26:47A light drizzle came down from the heavens.
26:50A gentle wave took me to a lovely eroded rock island, or a mermaid with hair like hay.
26:57Was like, hey, I'm just a mermaid.
27:00I'm not gonna be harmful whatsoever.
27:02And I wasn't gonna do anything weird with my dick or cum, cause the fucking storms fiddled my taint, okay?
27:08I just hung out with a mermaid, whose name was Amy.
27:11Hey, Amos.
27:12Yeah.
27:13That's a great story.
27:15I was on the red dot in Jupiter, the largest storm in our solar system.
27:21An eternal red blaze getting pegged by the Kraken.
27:25A massive tentacle deep in my asshole, rubbing my prostate so vigorously that I busted into the core of the
27:34planet over and over and over.
27:37It was making me cum just from the butt.
27:40Nothing touched my wiener.
27:43In the greatest storm in our solar system, a Kraken brought me to space to meet aliens, and then it
27:50made me cum just from the butt.
27:53Come on, then.
27:55Wow.
27:56Goran and Amos.
27:57Goran and Amos.
27:58Well, now we know.
27:59Wow.
28:00It was just storm stories.
28:01It was storm stories.
28:01An absolute fierce tempest worth of points for the both of you.
28:05Which brings us to our final minigame.
28:09This is a little minigame that we like to call Who Are You Supposed To Be?
28:14How it works is when I say go, my players will race over to this trunk of items, costume pieces,
28:21props, race back to your podium buzz in, and pitch me who you're supposed to be.
28:25Does that make sense?
28:26Yep.
28:27In that case, away you go.
28:31Stop.
28:32Dude, literally, Josh is going to win.
28:34Think about it.
28:35No, no.
28:35Hey, you should have an opportunity as well.
28:37Wait.
28:37But I don't understand.
28:39Shit, Zach's doing it.
28:41Wait.
28:43Josh.
28:44Just imagine a guy with lizard hands, and he's on a bike.
28:46Am I wrong?
28:47Great.
28:47Now give him a name.
28:49Rex Rider.
28:49You're so close to something there, Josh.
28:52Zach.
28:52I'm the auteur assassin.
28:58Right in.
28:58David.
29:03My favorite joke from this segment.
29:08Josh.
29:09Mike Rider.
29:10Mike Rider, the rex, the lizard handed bike rider.
29:13Mike Rider is like you're doing a pun on the first name.
29:16Yeah.
29:16So it doesn't incorporate the dinosaur yet.
29:18Oh, that's good.
29:21Tyrannosaurus rides.
29:22The rides pun feels a little strange to me.
29:25Yeah, okay.
29:26Do you know what I mean?
29:26How are you guys doing?
29:28I'm doing okay.
29:32Zach.
29:33Really?
29:34Colonel Mustard?
29:35Plum?
29:36No one thinks Red Rebecca did the murder?
29:38Incredible.
29:40Red Rebecca.
29:41Wow.
29:43Red Rebecca?
29:44Also, the auteur assassin.
29:46Renan.
29:47Old Rond.
29:48Half Elvin.
29:51Elrond.
29:52I don't need to prove myself to anybody.
29:54I don't need to prove myself to you.
29:56I don't need to prove myself to Sam.
29:57It's Elrond, but he's old, okay?
29:59It's Elrond.
29:59He's old Elrond.
30:00I got it.
30:01It just did everything.
30:01I don't need to prove myself.
30:03Josh.
30:03Harley Davidson.
30:05Okay, so in that case, the Harley Davidson was the bike reference, and then you made a noise that a
30:10dinosaur wouldn't make.
30:12Yeah.
30:12But they're not combined yet, you know?
30:14Okay.
30:14Oh, oh, oh.
30:15Yeah.
30:15Da-da-da-da!
30:17Bikes!
30:18Okay.
30:19The people have spoken.
30:22I have an idea that involves all of us.
30:24Oh, shit.
30:25In this specific state.
30:27I'll come over here.
30:30Zach.
30:31Triple guy investments.
30:33Do you need a vest?
30:34Do you need to put it on?
30:35We're gonna help you out.
30:39Wow, Zach!
30:40Invest today.
30:41Really good.
30:42There's never been a better time to be an vest.
30:46Brennan.
30:46Jacob Wysocki.
30:47Oh.
30:50Honestly, fantastic.
30:52Fantastic.
30:54Oh.
30:54Josh.
30:55Rex Michaelis.
30:57There's nothing about this that's an impression of Vic Michaelis, right?
31:01It feels like you're trying to capitalize on Brennan's success.
31:04Zach.
31:04I'm Mrs. PP.
31:11Wow.
31:13What's up?
31:14Brennan.
31:15I'm Playboard Bunny.
31:16You fucking happy?
31:19You fucking happy?
31:21That...
31:22...is a mini...
31:24Oh, Josh.
31:25Huh.
31:25BM Rex.
31:26BM Rex.
31:28Fuck, yeah.
31:29BM Rex.
31:30That was mine.
31:30But wait.
31:31Da-da-da-da-da-bikes.
31:37Each year, we gather to celebrate short-form improvisational comedy, but tonight, let us take a moment to honor someone
31:45who can't be with us due to scheduling conflicts because they're shooting something in Budapest.
31:50Please join us as we remember Vic Michaelis, who's gone only for a very short period of time.
31:57Vic.
31:57That is my name.
31:59Vic.
31:59Yeah.
32:00Vic!
32:00Yes.
32:01A dog help a dame out, you know what I mean?
32:05It's not sad, okay? Smiling faces.
32:08Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci.
32:13I love this because it's like Groundhog Day or the Hallmark movie, Round and Round.
32:16Evelyn Tucci.
32:19I'm responsible for the beefy oil spill.
32:24So Evelyn Tucci, I think an important thing to know about.
32:27His name is the Hambler Glurb.
32:39We miss you, Vic.
32:40By the time you see this, you will have been home for a while.
32:43Yeah.
32:44You will have been home for months.
32:45Seven months.
32:46And months.
32:47That brings us to Round Three where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
32:54The podium's in the way.
32:55Josh.
32:56Zach.
32:57Hey.
32:57Brenna.
32:57Yes, sir.
32:58This is a Quick Round Robin.
33:00If you could please deliver your responses to your respective solo cameras.
33:05Your prompt is...
33:07Less popular boy band personality types.
33:11Rocko, the landlord.
33:14Hey, it's four boys and the guy who owns the building they live in.
33:20Hi.
33:20I'm Tarantula Slithers.
33:22Y'all like reptiles?
33:24I sure do.
33:24Kiss my iguana and my python if you know what I mean.
33:31I am the creepy southern man who gives directions.
33:37And I happen to be the final member of BTS.
33:40I'm the sickly one.
33:44Father, let me join the boy band because I haven't very long to live at all.
33:50If you throw your panties at me and they strike me, I shall die.
33:55Even the most negligibly hefty panty will kill me in contrast.
34:01Oh no.
34:02I love this game.
34:03Hi.
34:03I'm Chris.
34:04I'm 16 years old.
34:05And I'm in a boy band.
34:06But instead of singing, I do a very specific impression of Marge Simpson.
34:12Hey, homie.
34:13I'm not great at it.
34:16But I'm here.
34:17It's weird how every song ends with that.
34:19And I want it that way.
34:22Hey, homie.
34:25Oh, my.
34:26Incredible.
34:27Let's say a poster of 18 points up on each of your bedroom walls.
34:31Wow.
34:31Which brings us to Josh.
34:34What?
34:35Zach.
34:35Huh?
34:36Brennan.
34:36You call and I answer.
34:38What Republicans think happens in a Norwegian prison?
34:42Oh.
34:43Oh, no.
34:44Your buns, they are too tight?
34:46Yeah.
34:48Click, click, click.
34:49Oh, thank you.
34:50Ice cream?
34:51Oh, thank you.
34:52Ice cream?
34:52Yes, please.
34:53Very good.
34:54But I have a bit of a tummy ache.
34:56Mmm.
34:57You are free to go.
34:58Your sentence is commuted.
35:01Oh, man.
35:02May I take the ice cream?
35:04The prison will send ice cream home with you.
35:08Goodbye, Frederick.
35:09Thank you for doing crimes.
35:11Thank you for doing crimes.
35:13A life sentence of points to you all.
35:17Which brings us to the last prompt of our season.
35:22Shit.
35:23Josh.
35:24Hi.
35:24Zach.
35:25Hi.
35:25Brennan.
35:26Hi.
35:28Congratulations.
35:29It's a gift prompt.
35:31What?
35:31And it comes from none other than yourselves?
35:35What?
35:35What's happening?
35:36Wait, is this gonna be some AI shit?
35:38Here with my two brothers, Bronan and Zach, we need to translate some bad guys back to hell.
35:44Our bad guys come from hell and we need to send them back.
35:47What could they be saying?
35:49Bad things about the Bible.
35:51That's right, Bronan.
35:53Good God.
35:54We're Australian Power Rangers for Christ.
35:58Australian Power Rangers.
36:02For Christ.
36:04It's praying time.
36:05Form of Christ, the Saviour.
36:10Form of T-Rex.
36:12That anachronistically works with the idea of Christ.
36:16In the seven days in which God took to create our world.
36:21It's me.
36:23The demon of lust.
36:25With also a boomerang.
36:28Oi, no.
36:29I've come to take these nice Aussie teens and convince them of the beauty of premarital sex.
36:36Cockerang.
36:37Go.
36:39By the power of Joshua's sword.
36:41That's a Bible thing, right?
36:43I got that.
36:44I think it happened.
36:45Abstinence rules.
36:47Oh, right.
36:48Crikey.
36:49Oh, we got him.
36:50He's all chundered over the ground.
36:53Absolutely chundered.
36:54I think we're going to take a quick break to tip our audience a little bit of a PSA.
36:58Have you ever been in a situation where you want to do something you want to do?
37:03Well, just do what we would do.
37:05We would, uh...
37:08We would stand up for ourselves.
37:11Stand up for ourselves.
37:12Stand up.
37:13We'd stand up for ourselves.
37:15That's right.
37:16Remember this, kids.
37:17If there's a voice inside your heart that tells you to do bad things, hate yourself.
37:23Just absolutely hate yourself.
37:25Feel yourself with guilt.
37:27Suppress it.
37:28Keep it all inside.
37:29The number one thing Christ believed in was overtaking your nation's government to legislate against homosexuality.
37:37That's the number one thing he was talking about.
37:41Absolutely.
37:41Absolutely right.
37:42Phyllis, can I interest you into celebrating our defeat of the chundered man over there with a quick little video?
37:49I think that would be great.
37:50I think that's a good one.
37:51Alright.
37:52Coming at you.
37:53It's the Green Christ Ranger.
37:56What do you have to say, Green Christ Ranger?
37:58Watch this.
37:59Oh!
38:04Wow!
38:07What do you know about them?
38:09What do you know about them?
38:10What do you know about them?
38:12What do you know about them?
38:12What do you know about them?
38:13He's dead!
38:14He's dead!
38:15He's dead!
38:15Crushed energy!
38:16One giant Megazord point for you all.
38:21Which brings us to the end of our season.
38:25Our winner tonight, Brennan Lee.
38:30Oh!
38:32What?
38:32Brennan, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
38:38I dedicate this to my fellow Noise Boys.
38:40I dedicate this to Zack Somersault.
38:42That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
38:44Tune in next season.
38:45For more of The Game Samer, I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
38:49Good night.
38:50.
38:52.
38:52.
38:53.
38:53.
38:53.
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