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00:00:23Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
00:00:34Watch your ass.
00:00:40Definitely tell a man presence here.
00:00:42Not a lot, but they're here.
00:00:44Over.
00:00:45If you see Ben Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss.
00:00:49Then chop his nuts off.
00:00:51You can wear him his earrings.
00:00:52Roger that.
00:00:55Some old guys making eyes at me.
00:00:58Damn.
00:00:59I can't see anything out of this.
00:01:01Just bring that outfit back to the States and wear it again for Halloween.
00:01:05Yeah, next time you're wearing the dress.
00:01:08Greg, I've got a problem with the old guy.
00:01:11Take it easy.
00:01:13He's not taking his eyes off me.
00:01:16This guy knows.
00:01:17I think he knows.
00:01:18Hang in there, Mike.
00:01:21Come on, my car!
00:01:22Come on, turn the car!
00:01:24Come on, turn the car!
00:01:26Come on, turn the car!
00:01:28Come on!
00:01:34Come on!
00:01:37Come on!
00:01:41Control, we have an unexpected visitor. Request positive ID. Over.
00:01:45Go!
00:01:50Visitor is a friendly VIP.
00:01:52Repeat, visitor is a CIA contractor.
00:01:55Abort mission.
00:01:57Over.
00:02:03This is not good.
00:02:05Craig, do you read? I am in deep shit, man.
00:02:07The old man's rat me out.
00:02:11Did you get that?
00:02:13Captain McKenzie, do you understand me?
00:02:15You are to abort this mission.
00:02:22Mike.
00:02:23Mike.
00:02:26Mike.
00:02:27If you're in trouble and you can't speak, just cough.
00:02:42Oh, yes.
00:02:44I can't do it.
00:03:02I'm sorry.
00:03:03Come on, come on.
00:03:59Come on, come on.
00:04:03Come on, come on.
00:04:14What the hell are you doing here, soldier?
00:04:16Where's the rest of your unit?
00:04:20Listen, these ragheads would love to slit your throat.
00:04:23Now, I need to know how many of you there are and what you're doing here so I can try
00:04:28to save your necks.
00:04:32They just don't get it, do you?
00:04:58Let me spell it out to you.
00:05:00I work for CIA.
00:05:04Now, I cannot allow one lost soldier to compromise my entire operation.
00:05:09Hmm?
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13Your choice.
00:05:32You know what I think, soldier?
00:05:35I think you are dressed like a woman, because secretly you don't want to be a man.
00:05:42Huh?
00:05:43Huh?
00:05:45Huh?
00:05:51Huh?
00:05:55Huh?
00:05:57Huh?
00:05:59Huh?
00:06:00Huh?
00:06:01Huh?
00:06:03Huh?
00:06:03Huh?
00:06:04Huh?
00:06:06Huh?
00:06:08Huh?
00:06:09Huh?
00:06:11Huh?
00:06:12Huh?
00:06:14Stand down, you are not going to...
00:06:15Now, when I'm done cutting you, these boys will finish making a woman of you.
00:06:28Boy, am I glad to see you.
00:06:38You alright?
00:06:40Oh, man.
00:06:42My wife's going to be relieved.
00:06:44But Control's going to cut your balls off, man.
00:06:46That guy was CIA.
00:06:49Seems to me you partied with the devil. God ain't ever going to help you.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Come on, let's go.
00:07:14Oh, man.
00:07:25The world's ourselves all ends.
00:07:26Yeah, that's a whole mess.
00:07:47I'm all in
00:07:49Come on, let's see what you got
00:08:00How about you give me a loan and hold on to my bike as collateral
00:08:03What are you going to learn, soldier? You're out of luck, not cash
00:08:07I've never seen anyone unluckier than you
00:08:11So how'd you get out of the army alive anyway?
00:08:15You know what they say, lucky in war, unlucky in life
00:08:25So how about the loan?
00:08:28There you go, soldier
00:08:30A nation's grateful thanks
00:08:32Yeah, till the end of the month
00:08:37Deal
00:08:45Right, hands on the table
00:08:46Nobody move
00:08:47Hey, cool it, kid
00:08:47What's the problem?
00:08:48The problem?
00:08:50Two aces of spades?
00:08:52It's just a silly mistake
00:08:53You stack the deck, Tony
00:08:55I let you win every once in a while
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:02Didn't you hear what my friend said?
00:09:03Put your hands on the table
00:09:05Trust me, this is not the way you want to resolve this
00:09:07Shut up, all right?
00:09:08Don't you think you can cheat us like your loser buddy over here?
00:09:11We're taking the money
00:09:16Look, kid
00:09:17Just take the money and get the hell out of here
00:09:18It's a cheetah, give me your person
00:09:20All right, put the money in the back
00:09:27All right, you're next cowboy
00:09:29Your turn
00:09:29Put the money in the back
00:09:31Put the money in the back
00:09:40All of it
00:09:43All of it
00:09:53You can put the gun down now
00:09:55It's only loaded with blades
00:09:57Really?
00:09:58Let's check
00:09:58You really want me to pull this trigger?
00:10:02Let her go, McKenzie
00:10:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:10:17What the hell's going on?
00:10:19They hired stunt guys
00:10:24They want to do business with you
00:10:30Just wanted to see if you still had it in you, soldier
00:10:36Captain McKenzie
00:10:38We need a man like you
00:10:44I don't need you
00:10:46All I want is my loan
00:10:49Thanks for the show
00:10:52Crazy
00:11:07Hey
00:11:10Cheers
00:11:11Yeah
00:11:14So what do you think they wanted?
00:11:19There's only one thing I'm good at
00:11:24You know, Craig
00:11:26I'm so broke, man
00:11:30I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make some money
00:11:35Anything
00:11:36Banks
00:11:38Fucking banks already took everything, you know
00:11:44There's no work here, man
00:11:45There's nothing for a man with a dishonorable service record
00:11:53We both fought for our country, Mike
00:11:55We got nothing for
00:11:57Yeah
00:11:59Maybe now we need to start fighting for some money
00:12:02Some of the guys from the old unit are pulling in loads of cash as mercs in Mexico
00:12:07And then
00:12:09Hey
00:12:10Hey, baby
00:12:11What are you doing up?
00:12:14It's not me who can't sleep, Daddy
00:12:17It's Winston
00:12:20Come on, darling
00:12:21Let's get Winston back to bed
00:12:23Look at that
00:12:24Look at what your nuts made
00:12:25I shaved those nuts
00:12:27Yes
00:12:27Good night, Daddy
00:12:28Good night, Craig
00:12:32Good night, guys
00:12:33Good night
00:12:37You love Joanne and Elise?
00:12:41Of course
00:12:42Now forget about fighting
00:12:44We'll find some other way to make some money
00:12:47I've got about two more weeks before the banks change the locks on my doors
00:12:58Soldiers of Fortune
00:12:59Nothing ventured
00:13:00Nothing gained
00:13:02If you've received this link
00:13:03Then your net worth pre-qualifies you for the Soldiers of Fortune adventure program
00:13:08The ultimate in extreme vacation
00:13:11On your adventure mission
00:13:12You'll experience the adrenaline rush of combat in an actual war zone
00:13:16But without the risk of losing your life
00:13:19After all
00:13:20You've worked too hard for your millions not to enjoy them until a ripe old age
00:13:24Whether you're sniping enemy mercenaries
00:13:26Clandestinely delivering a cache of weapons
00:13:29Or blowing up a compound
00:13:30You'll be protected every step of the way by our qualified action team
00:13:37Every member on our staff is a highly decorated special operations veteran
00:13:41You prove your manhood
00:13:43They ensure your complete safety
00:13:46All the proceeds support the freedom fighters of a small island nation
00:13:49And unlike other charities
00:13:51You'll be able to personally oversee how your contribution is delivered
00:13:54While your peers boast about that luxury cruise in the Caymans
00:13:58You fought for liberty and freedom in a war zone
00:14:02We offer the ultimate in bragging rights
00:14:06The best part is
00:14:08It's all tax deductible
00:14:10It's all tax deductible
00:14:12To the end now
00:14:18The best part is
00:14:21Is it possible?
00:14:41I'm trying to sleep good morning
00:14:46Have you had breakfast yet?
00:14:50I'm warning you wasting your time
00:14:54Sit down Craig
00:14:57How's business slow?
00:15:01Thriving
00:15:03Yeah
00:15:06Whoa, nice
00:15:10How's your brother's beak?
00:15:12Who told you Ernest he's my brother?
00:15:14Well, thank you
00:15:16How'd you find me, the Yellow Pages?
00:15:19I know almost everything about you
00:15:22Captain Craig James Mackenzie
00:15:2523 special ops and not one soldier dead under your command
00:15:29Sir?
00:15:30You were a legend
00:15:32And then you were court-martialed for insubordination and unbecoming conduct
00:15:36That's old news
00:15:37And dishonorably discharged
00:15:38No, no, no
00:15:40There's nothing dishonorable about saving your best friend's testicles
00:15:42Your unit was disbanded in disgrace
00:15:45I can just imagine how many people told you thanks for that
00:15:48Just one guy and his wife
00:15:51It's plenty for me
00:15:52Look, thank you for the breakfast
00:15:54But, uh, I got some things I gotta do
00:16:01You lost everything because of this man
00:16:04Carter Mason
00:16:07Alright, look, no more games
00:16:08Who the hell do you work for?
00:16:10We're not playing games
00:16:11We need your help
00:16:12And you need the money
00:16:13Your friend, Captain Reed, needs it
00:16:17I am through with fighting
00:16:18That's good
00:16:19Because we don't need you to kill anybody
00:16:21We need you to make sure nobody gets killed
00:16:24You want me to protect him?
00:16:26No, we need you to protect some people from him
00:16:35And this man is Colonel Lupo
00:16:38Nice casting
00:16:42In Eastern Europe by the northern seaboard of the Black Sea
00:16:46Is Oster of Ziminyi, also known as Snake Island
00:16:50Its mountains are rich in minerals and rare earth metals
00:16:54During the Cold War, there was an allied military base there
00:16:58Now, nobody knows who owns it
00:17:01Romania or Ukraine
00:17:03So it's no man's land
00:17:05Colonel Lupo seized power there four years ago
00:17:08With a mercenary force
00:17:10His head of security is Mason
00:17:15Colonel Lupo's regime is brutal and oppressive
00:17:21They kill anyone who dares to speak up against Lupo
00:17:26There is a resistance
00:17:27But we don't have the weapons to fight
00:17:30Our freedom fighters have been unable to resist Colonel Lupo's mercenaries
00:17:34All criminals on the run
00:17:36The scum of the earth
00:17:37They make life a living hell for the people of Oster of Ziminyi
00:17:41So who's the girl?
00:17:43That's Magda
00:17:44She's Colonel Lupo's daughter
00:17:46And the only person he cares for
00:17:50She's pure evil
00:18:00As long as Lupo finds buyers for the island's metals
00:18:04He can finance his mercenaries
00:18:07And brutalize the people
00:18:10All right, so those are the bad guys
00:18:12Who are the good guys? You?
00:18:14Who?
00:18:17I was born on the island
00:18:18I want to set it free
00:18:21The resistance is dying
00:18:23But now there is hope
00:18:25Ernesto and I have found five very rich men who are willing to help
00:18:31You know some lady
00:18:32I've never met a rich guy who's willing to give away something for nothing
00:18:36What do your backers want for their money?
00:18:40Kicks and thrills
00:18:43With our soldiers of fortune adventure program
00:18:46We've set up a basic training camp for our clients in Romania
00:18:50With their charitable contributions
00:18:52We've purchased the firepower to finally resist Colonel Lupo
00:18:59Ernesto leased a ship to transport the weapons
00:19:01We know that Lupo's mercenaries do not patrol the uninhabited east side of the island
00:19:08Our financier's adventure mission will be to escort the weapons to shore
00:19:12And get them to the resistance space camp protected by bodyguards at all times
00:19:17Wait a second, let me get this straight
00:19:19You and Ernesto are pimping out your revolution
00:19:22Some kind of tourist attraction for a bunch of millionaires
00:19:25And you expect me to be your guide?
00:19:27Yes
00:19:28We need your credentials to assure our clients of their safety
00:19:33One last hope, Craig
00:19:36You're lucky in war, you said so yourself
00:19:38With you, everybody comes home
00:19:47Our clients will never be near actual combat, Craig
00:19:51And you can save your friends home
00:19:53And everybody will be happy
00:20:04And everybody will be happy
00:20:15Our wealthy warriors have arrived
00:20:17Tell me what we're dealing with
00:20:20The first of our soldiers of fortune
00:20:23Is Charles Herbert Vandebeer
00:20:26Vandebeer is a genuine American aristocrat
00:20:29One of his ancestors bought Manhattan from a drunk Indian
00:20:32For 24 silver dollars and a bottle of moonshine
00:20:35Vandebeer runs a Wall Street hedge fund
00:20:37He made a fortune from subprime loans
00:20:39And then another from the bank bailout
00:20:42It's a shame a lot of ordinary folks lost their homes
00:20:44But that's Wall Street for you
00:20:46The rich get richer
00:20:47The poor can go to hell
00:20:50I'm gonna enjoy watching them under fire
00:20:52Our second millionaire is Roman St. John
00:20:55The metals man
00:20:57St. John traded vodka and blue jeans on the black market
00:21:01Before the Berlin Wall fell
00:21:02And then in the anarchy that followed
00:21:04Somehow all his business rivals got murdered
00:21:06But he survived
00:21:09Now he owns a huge mining and smelting empire
00:21:11And lives the life of an international playboy
00:21:14He was last sighted off the coast of Somalia
00:21:16Fishing
00:21:18St. John does have practical weapons exposure
00:21:22But he claims without any verifiable military record
00:21:28That he has experience leading troops in naval warfare
00:21:32He demanded an entourage of five
00:21:36He settled for one
00:21:38Our next client is Sam Hausman
00:21:42I've heard of this guy
00:21:43Who hasn't?
00:21:44A cell phone pioneer and a permanent resident on Ford's list
00:21:49Hausman's lived enough for three ordinary men
00:21:54He's been married five times
00:21:55He has eight kids
00:21:59He's made two huge fortunes and lost one
00:22:01He's climbed Everest and fought bulls
00:22:03And hunted every kind of big game
00:22:05Even three species that are now extinct
00:22:09And he's beaten two major heart attacks as well
00:22:16And now for the bad
00:22:18Our fourth client
00:22:19The Grim Reaper
00:22:23Grimo Tano
00:22:24Born in French Africa
00:22:26Very little is known about this international man of mystery
00:22:29Before becoming the world's most notorious arms dealer
00:22:33Our angel of death sold weapons to both sides in the civil war in Sudan
00:22:37Then he started a revolution in Congo just to peddle more guns
00:22:41Grimo makes even mercenaries seem like sisters of mercy
00:22:45He's a profiteer of war, but he's never participated in one
00:22:50He's selling our new friends their weapons as well
00:22:52And finally, at the bottom of the barrel we have Tommy Sin
00:22:58Sin is the creator of Death Porn
00:23:00The mega violent fantasy video game
00:23:05Five teenagers decapitated their parents after playing his smash hit game
00:23:09Each time Sin is accused of incitement to murder, he's acquitted
00:23:13Sin probably thinks war is just a game too
00:23:16Apart from his addiction to video games
00:23:20This lunatic just broke his leg
00:23:47This lunatic just broke his leg
00:23:49These five men are going to be your bodyguards
00:23:52You will obey their every command
00:23:54Whose buck is this?
00:23:56How about they obey our orders?
00:24:00If any of them is going to be my bodyguard
00:24:02It is they who need the training, not me
00:24:06Yes sir, captain sir
00:24:08Three bags full, sir
00:24:13The barracks over there are going to be your accommodations
00:24:16Excuse me, I trust we all have our own rooms
00:24:23Over the next few days you're going to learn how to survive in a hot zone
00:24:28Just remember the only thing worse in action than a coward is a hero, you got it?
00:24:33Now go steal your bags, dismissed
00:24:36Oh, hey, uh, general, uh, colonel
00:24:38Can, uh, can someone carry my bag for me?
00:24:41Because my leg's, my leg's done
00:24:45Little help? I can't, I can't carry it
00:24:48Got a bum leg
00:25:03What?
00:25:04Jesus Christ, no I told you about the fucking furnace
00:25:06I pressed the pump myself
00:25:10Oh, my God
00:25:12Oh
00:25:13Oh, my God
00:25:15Oh, my God
00:25:17Oh, my God
00:25:17Oh, my God
00:25:18Oh, my God
00:25:22Oh, my God
00:25:27Oh, it's like that.
00:25:36Helen and I will take the dining room.
00:25:39Helen?
00:25:57What you playing there, son?
00:25:59Baby killer. On the top level.
00:26:01I'm in the maternity ward.
00:26:10Hey, Grimo, can you feel it?
00:26:12Feel what?
00:26:14The thrill of being a kid again.
00:26:15Playing war games with puff guns in your backyard.
00:26:19This isn't a kid's game.
00:26:21We're playing with real weapons now.
00:26:27Hey, the Grim Reaper.
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:31Mmm, big gun.
00:26:34Small.
00:26:36Son, you know, it's not the size of your gun that matters.
00:26:39It's where you stick it.
00:26:42Let me show you a real hunter's weapon.
00:26:46Now, this here is Irene.
00:26:49Irene's a bitch.
00:26:50She would have sniped that Grim Reaper of yours at 1,000 yards
00:26:54before you even knew she was there.
00:26:55Oh, that's nice. May I?
00:26:57Yeah, sure.
00:26:58Oh, thanks.
00:27:04What are you doing?
00:27:15You know, I lost 20 million dollars
00:27:20when Lehman Brothers collapsed on Wall Street.
00:27:25Sucker.
00:27:26Oh, yeah?
00:27:27Screw you, too, banker.
00:27:30Bang!
00:27:32Screw you, too, game boy.
00:27:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, simmer down.
00:27:37Simmer down now, boys.
00:27:38Take it easy, big fella.
00:27:40How about we have a party
00:27:43to celebrate you two losing your cherries?
00:27:47I agree.
00:28:04Don't mind if I do.
00:28:08Cheers.
00:28:08There's mud in your eye.
00:28:17Ahem.
00:28:19Damn.
00:28:20That was a vintage year.
00:28:22Was she that pretty, Sam?
00:28:24Yeah, well, whatever she was.
00:28:26She was probably a grandmother by now.
00:28:29Just a good living.
00:28:30What a quick death.
00:28:32Cheers, sir.
00:28:35Champagne, sir.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:50I bet you,
00:28:51I kill more bad guys than you do.
00:28:59Make it a hundred grand, you're on.
00:29:02A hundred thousand?
00:29:04Deal.
00:29:05I bet a million bucks,
00:29:07you both get blue balls.
00:29:09Neither of you are man enough
00:29:10to kill a man for real.
00:29:13Whoa!
00:29:16It's a draw.
00:29:19I hate a party when I'm not invited.
00:29:22Let them have their fun.
00:29:24We're getting paid, aren't we?
00:29:27You know, those bastards are right.
00:29:29The bodyguards do need to train.
00:29:35That's an angel to him.
00:29:38That's an angel to him.
00:29:41That's an angel to him.
00:29:42Oh!
00:29:43How was your hedge fund?
00:29:46Fine.
00:29:49Why do you ask?
00:29:54Nothing.
00:29:56Just heard some rumours, that's all.
00:29:59You know how when the tide goes out, the wrecks get exposed?
00:30:05Nonsense.
00:30:07I like the way you move, girl.
00:30:09Oh, you move me.
00:30:12Hey.
00:30:13Gliddy, old boy.
00:30:14I'll be good.
00:30:15I'll be good.
00:30:16I'll be good.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:21What the hell's going on?
00:30:25Damn, we're being attacked.
00:30:28Let's make a run for you.
00:30:44Gentlemen, your throats have all been cut.
00:30:50Sorry to interrupt your party, but after all, you did say that your bodyguards do need to train.
00:30:55Thank you, bodyguards.
00:31:01Well, at least we know who the most vulnerable are.
00:31:04Vandebier and Sint will be killed in our first contact.
00:31:07Grim doesn't stand much of a chance.
00:31:09And then Hausman and St. John, I don't see them lasting very long.
00:31:14Thank you, gentlemen.
00:31:16If anybody's interested, training begins at 0600.
00:31:19That's like four-six in the morning, isn't it?
00:31:29Hmm.
00:31:31You think the adrenaline junkies will show up?
00:31:34If they don't, let's just go home.
00:31:37I've got a bad feeling to wrap this up anyway.
00:31:42Oh, shit.
00:31:50What happened to your lady?
00:31:53I, uh...
00:31:54I sent her away.
00:31:55It's time for business.
00:31:59What about you, huh?
00:32:00What'd you do with your valet?
00:32:03I, uh...
00:32:03Gave him a Vicky.
00:32:07He's gonna ask her for, uh...
00:32:11Well...
00:32:11Years.
00:32:17All right.
00:32:19Let's get started.
00:32:21Drop and give me 50.
00:32:25Drop.
00:32:32Here you go, boys.
00:32:33Kiss that anthill.
00:32:39Come on, Grim!
00:32:40Come on, Grim!
00:32:41Let's move it!
00:32:43Come on, kick ass!
00:32:44Let's go, man!
00:32:45Get your ass on that wall!
00:32:47Let's go!
00:32:48Come on!
00:32:48Move it, move it, move it!
00:32:49Let's go, let's go!
00:32:51Come on!
00:32:51Let's go!
00:32:52Move!
00:32:52Move your ass!
00:32:53Move your ass!
00:32:56Let's go!
00:33:18Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:33:20What's that noise?
00:33:21What are you doing?
00:33:22What the hell is that?
00:33:24You got a phone?
00:33:24Hey, Homer.
00:33:26Come on!
00:33:26What'd you do now?
00:33:33Hang up that phone!
00:33:35Hang up that phone!
00:33:37You do that again, I'll kill you myself!
00:33:39Come on, move it!
00:33:39Move it!
00:33:40Move it!
00:33:40Move it like a senior citizen!
00:33:42Come on, grab your beer!
00:33:43Your valet's not here to do it for you!
00:34:10Come on, grab your beer!
00:34:12Set home, please!
00:34:13Call home!
00:34:34Woo!
00:34:36Woo-hoo!
00:34:57Woo-hoo!
00:34:59Work with your bodyguards!
00:35:03Protect the money!
00:35:06Hello?
00:35:07Another cell phone addict?
00:35:09You're all dead!
00:35:10Dead!
00:35:10Dead!
00:35:10Dead!
00:35:11Dead!
00:35:13Pathetic!
00:35:14Now, gentlemen, the rules are simple.
00:35:17Protect your flag at all costs and capture theirs.
00:35:22And try to work together as a team.
00:35:25Shoot at anyone with a green armband.
00:35:28Vanderbilt, you stay in the bunk and protect the flag.
00:35:32St. John, send.
00:35:33You flank left, me and horsemen will flank right.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48Let's see what you wealthy warriors are made of.
00:35:56What is wrong with you?
00:35:58You must obey my orders.
00:35:59When is this your command?
00:36:01Since no.
00:36:02I'm the one with the most military experience here.
00:36:05My son.
00:36:06Just because you peddle a lot of guns to a bunch of tin pot dictators.
00:36:09That don't make you our leader.
00:36:10Don't call me son, old man.
00:36:12You're not my father.
00:36:13How do you know?
00:36:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:15I should be in charge.
00:36:16My last game, War Horse, sold 50 million units.
00:36:18That's 5-0.
00:36:19So what?
00:36:20My great-great-uncle was a general in two world wars.
00:36:23I should be in command.
00:36:24Oh, wow.
00:36:24Your uncle was in a war.
00:36:26That must mean you're an incredible warrior.
00:36:27That makes no sense.
00:36:29That makes no sense.
00:36:32Why don't we take out his helmets and I'll punch you in the face.
00:36:35I'm not obeying a virgin.
00:36:37Who are you calling a virgin?
00:36:38You've never killed a man, have you?
00:36:41That's what men are made for.
00:36:43Fighting, not fucking.
00:36:45Well, maybe I'll shoot you just to pop my cherry.
00:36:47Just try it and I'll cut your bourgeois throat.
00:36:51Come on, try it.
00:36:57Excuse me, ladies.
00:36:58Hey, where you going?
00:37:02I got nothing to prove to your pussies.
00:37:04I signed up for a fight.
00:37:14Ah!
00:37:14They got my feet!
00:37:17Mm.
00:37:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:37:39Ha-ha-ha!
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:44Oh!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:47We're killing her!
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:53that's what I call a hostile takeover you know the only rule in life you've got to win
00:37:59we won we're dead but we won
00:38:21come on come on
00:38:23move it move it move it
00:38:25move it I know you got a bump like I don't care I don't care you signed up like I
00:38:40did you
00:38:49get through there hop over there you go
00:38:53all right it's good
00:39:00come on let's move it
00:39:04let's go
00:39:07cover the money
00:39:10good good
00:39:28game over gentlemen tomorrow we leave for Snake Island for your own safety all of your personal possessions are now
00:39:37going to be collected
00:39:39place them in this bag anything you can think of that can be used to positively identify you
00:39:45cell phones documents wallets you're not taking anything with you
00:39:50until our mission is complete you will have no names
00:39:54come on move it Vanderbier get your cell phone in there
00:40:01now get some shut eye we leave at 0500
00:40:09yeah
00:40:25yeah
00:40:26yeah
00:40:27yeah
00:40:27yeah
00:40:36As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:27As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:28Oh, come on, kid.
00:41:44Roger that.
00:41:55We got a problem, buddy.
00:41:57I hear you.
00:41:58Where's it coming from?
00:41:59Okay, take her out.
00:42:01Fire!
00:42:11Crack!
00:42:12It's getting hot!
00:42:13What the hell's going on, Captain?
00:42:14She said the shoreline was safe!
00:42:16Lying bitch!
00:42:17No!
00:42:18No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:24Give him a scare!
00:42:26Fire!
00:42:38Look who we have here.
00:42:41Again!
00:42:49Spin the wheel.
00:42:50I know how we can beat the system.
00:42:52What are you talking about?
00:42:54The shells take five seconds to arrive.
00:42:57The fire control computer projects target movements five seconds ahead.
00:43:01If you zigzag fast enough, you can beat the computer.
00:43:04Alright!
00:43:05Fight!
00:43:06Zigzag!
00:43:07Zigzag!
00:43:08Head for the cops!
00:43:09Head for the cops!
00:43:11Head for the cops!
00:43:42Head for the cops!
00:43:44There are goodăȘăă
00:43:51Mike!
00:43:53Mike!
00:44:07Get down, get down!
00:44:22Okay, grab whatever gear you can and take cover in those rocks!
00:44:31Come on, come on!
00:44:32Welcome to Stank Island, gentlemen.
00:44:34You may never leave.
00:44:35Come on, come on! Move it, move it, move it!
00:44:40Fire!
00:44:56Goddamn!
00:44:57That'll pucker your rear end.
00:45:01Any injuries?
00:45:03No.
00:45:09Aw.
00:45:11This is Tommy San.
00:45:13Didn't I say no cell phones?
00:45:18And you!
00:45:19How much are you getting, huh?
00:45:20What are they paying you?
00:45:21My friends are dead!
00:45:22Grimauld do no does not sell people over.
00:45:24Well, then how'd you know about that cannon?
00:45:26I sold it to Colonel Lupo.
00:45:28He didn't pay me.
00:45:30That's why I'm on this trip.
00:45:32To kill him or get paid.
00:45:34The Grim Reaper always gets paid.
00:45:38Come on, come on!
00:45:39Move it, move it!
00:45:40Cover, cover!
00:45:52You!
00:45:53You said the sea route would be safe!
00:45:55Because of you, my men are dead!
00:46:08I knew you were bad news.
00:46:11Before I met you, I never lost a man under my command.
00:46:14What am I supposed to do with your precious sponsors?
00:46:23Fulfill your contract.
00:46:25Lead them to safety.
00:46:29I'm sorry.
00:46:30I'm sorry.
00:46:32I'm sorry.
00:46:33I'm sorry.
00:46:34I'm sorry.
00:46:34These men need your skills now, Craig.
00:46:37Their survival is in your hands.
00:46:45Once we get to the Resistance Base Camp, Ernesto can arrange for their evacuation.
00:46:57Come on.
00:47:19Let's get the fuck off this island.
00:47:21Come on, give me yourself up.
00:47:23But you wanted to kill a man, Craig.
00:47:25You haven't completed your mission.
00:47:27Yeah, that's very clever.
00:47:28Give me your cell phone.
00:47:29I don't have one.
00:47:31Hey, Sam.
00:47:32Huh?
00:47:32You have a cell phone?
00:47:34Now, son, I know things are going according to plan.
00:47:38But Sam Hausman didn't come all his way just to turn tail and run.
00:47:41And I'm not sure using a cell phone is such a swift idea either.
00:47:46This isn't what we paid for!
00:47:53How are you holding up, Sam?
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:56Getting old, Captain.
00:47:57Slowing down.
00:47:58Enjoy it while you can, Captain.
00:48:00You're a long time gone.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:10I'm hungry.
00:48:11What do we got to eat?
00:48:12We eat at the camp.
00:48:14Just remember I'm on a low-carb diet.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:37It's over.
00:48:38Without those weapons, we can't resist any longer.
00:48:43Tomorrow you'll evacuate our sponsors.
00:48:46I'll find us a boat.
00:48:47You'll be paid in full for your services.
00:49:01Definitely not low-carb.
00:49:03I should have brought my chef.
00:49:05Charlie, why the hell did you pay to come on this mission?
00:49:08Just so you could whine about everything?
00:49:11Bragging rights.
00:49:13Such as life on the street.
00:49:16Wall Street.
00:49:19He who dares wins.
00:49:24I already know why Grimo's here.
00:49:27He's being shot at with his own merchandise.
00:49:30And he hasn't been paid for it.
00:49:36Why are you here, Tommy?
00:49:40Doctor's orders.
00:49:42My psychiatrist said that I am addicted to shooter video games.
00:49:46She suggested a dose of healthy reality.
00:49:50So you're here to feel the real.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:56That takes care of the logistics.
00:49:58But I'm not leaving this island until we figure out one thing.
00:50:03Why my men were killed.
00:50:05Somebody talked.
00:50:08If I were you, I would move this base right now.
00:50:10What about you, Sam?
00:50:13Well, Sam just wants to hang a human head in his trophy cabinet.
00:50:17I don't plan on going home.
00:50:20My present wife, I just call her number five.
00:50:24She's suing me for divorce.
00:50:26And according to that prenuptial bullshit I was an old fool in love enough to sign, if we split, she
00:50:32gets half of everything I own.
00:50:33Whereas if I get killed, my kids inherit the whole shebang.
00:50:39Hell, I've already survived two heart attacks.
00:50:42I've done pretty much everything there is to do on this old planet.
00:50:44And I've enjoyed the hell out of it, too.
00:50:47Nope.
00:50:48This here's all there is.
00:50:54I say we stay here for tonight.
00:50:56Break camp in the morning.
00:50:57Okay, fine.
00:50:58That's your choice, but I'm taking my men out of here.
00:51:01At least what's left of them.
00:51:05Dying battle.
00:51:09That's a hell of a way to screw a gold digger.
00:51:13And what are your reasons?
00:51:27Get your things, we're getting the hell out of here.
00:51:48Let's go!
00:51:48Let's go!
00:51:48What if that's right?
00:51:49I'm going to turn around to him!
00:51:49We need to turn around to him!
00:51:52Hello, her little boy.
00:51:52Come on, hold on, I've got a little bit.
00:51:53I can't see him now!
00:51:56I can't find him!
00:52:03Oh, we got him, we got him here.
00:52:06Take a look.
00:52:08We missed him!
00:52:09Chetina!
00:52:10The rest of me!
00:52:10Let's go with the pair going!
00:52:23Let's go!
00:52:33Okay, let Frank move in and wipe him out.
00:52:47What's up, Captain?
00:52:50Wanted to see what war looks like?
00:52:51Take a look.
00:53:15All right, wait here.
00:53:16Don't give away your position.
00:53:18Hey, where are you going?
00:53:21No!
00:53:24No!
00:53:25No!
00:53:25No!
00:53:26No!
00:53:26No!
00:53:27No!
00:53:28No!
00:53:29No!
00:53:34No!
00:53:36Stop this!
00:53:51What are you doing here?
00:53:53Take a seat, take a seat!
00:54:13Jesus, we're getting tons of shreds down there.
00:54:45So this is what our money brought us, to play war safely from a distance.
00:54:53So we're going to just hide?
00:54:56Are you saying what I think you're saying?
00:55:01Let's go kill some bad guys.
00:55:03Once we start firing, they'll spot our position.
00:55:08Shoot, can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.
00:55:28Whoa, jackpot.
00:55:41The Grim Woollipa is next.
00:55:43The Grim Woollipa is next.
00:56:21Come on.
00:56:22Come on.
00:56:26Come on.
00:56:27Come on.
00:56:39Come on.
00:57:02What the fuck happened?
00:57:03Which one of you is responsible for giving away our position?
00:57:05It seems to me our friends down there needed some help.
00:57:08No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:21Sorry.
00:57:26No.
00:57:27The Grim Woollipa
00:58:08Everybody behind the tree, take cover!
00:58:28See this thing?
00:58:29Stay down, stay down.
00:58:31Where's that chopper coming from?
00:58:35I said, where is that chopper coming from?
00:58:38Cecilia, you've got to snap out of it.
00:58:39That helicopter's coming from a helipad that serves the mines.
00:58:45It's about three kilometers from here.
00:59:30What do you know about this base?
00:59:32What do you know about this base?
00:59:34I used to play in these woods when I was a boy.
00:59:38My father served here during the Cold War.
00:59:41What do they mine here, Gord?
00:59:45Coltan.
00:59:48It's a rare earth metal.
00:59:51And you crave metals, don't you?
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:55You want to tell us now why you are here?
00:59:59Business with Colonel Lupo.
01:00:02I need that metal.
01:00:03Business?
01:00:06You bastard.
01:00:10People died because of your business.
01:00:12We all believed you wanted to help you free this island.
01:00:15Maybe it's you.
01:00:16You've betrayed us for fucking money.
01:00:23Your greed has left you with blood on your hands.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:45Wait here until I get back.
01:01:00Cecilia.
01:01:04It's too exposed up here.
01:01:07We've got to get back to the group.
01:01:17Look.
01:01:18I'm sorry about your brother.
01:01:21I'm sorry about your friends.
01:01:22But there's nothing I can do to bring them back.
01:01:27It's like there's nothing I can do to bring back mine.
01:01:39Boys.
01:01:41This is our chance.
01:01:44Sam.
01:01:46You think you can pilot that thing?
01:01:49Piece of cake.
01:01:54Let's wait for Craig.
01:01:56It's a trap.
01:01:57I can smell it.
01:01:59We capture it.
01:02:00We wait for them there.
01:02:02You really want to die on this island?
01:02:04Any moment now, that chopper could take off again.
01:02:08What do you say, gentlemen?
01:02:10Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
01:02:12I'm into it.
01:02:13Let's do it.
01:02:14Come on.
01:02:15Come on.
01:02:18Let's go.
01:02:33Craig.
01:02:37Crane.
01:03:19See how easy it is to trap fools like you?
01:03:22All you need is the right bank.
01:03:25Take them away.
01:03:26Mr. Luke!
01:03:35Oh, those stupid bags of money.
01:03:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:04:11What is this place?
01:04:13There's a NATO base during the Cold War.
01:04:15The whole mountain is tunneled up from the inside.
01:04:18Nice tune.
01:04:20You'll never get out of here alive.
01:04:27Hello again.
01:04:33Your accommodation awaits.
01:04:40Nice here, huh?
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:43Private pool.
01:04:44Room service.
01:04:48Concierge.
01:04:51Jesus.
01:04:53Touch me again and I'll kill you.
01:04:55Thank God you're here.
01:04:58Charlie.
01:05:04Hey, Tommy.
01:05:07I don't believe it.
01:05:09Hey, Sam.
01:05:11Hey.
01:05:12Charlie, we thought you were dead.
01:05:14Me?
01:05:16Dead?
01:05:17Of course not.
01:05:22So what happened to you?
01:05:23Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've never been so scared in my own life.
01:05:30Then I go outside to take a piss and, uh, well, at that point, all the shells started dropping and
01:05:37the sound and the noise and the smoke.
01:05:38I got completely disoriented and I did not know where the fuck I was.
01:05:45So I eventually found my way back and the tent was destroyed.
01:05:47You guys are gone and soldiers came and, you know, here I am.
01:05:53Did anyone have a cell phone?
01:05:55No.
01:05:56Just no one.
01:05:58Hey, Charlie.
01:05:58You got any of those fancy cigars of yours left?
01:06:03Sure, sir.
01:06:05Hey, Tommy.
01:06:07What happened to our captain and that girl?
01:06:09Oh, he's...
01:06:10They're, uh, dead.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:16Dead.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:21Do you mind if I have one of those?
01:06:22Of course not.
01:06:23Thanks.
01:06:24Only 50 bucks a smoke.
01:06:31So, uh, how did you get killed?
01:06:33Tank show.
01:06:34Kapow.
01:06:35Boom.
01:06:37Awful.
01:06:38I think I've still got some of the captain in my hair, Charlie.
01:06:53Well, some trip this don't have to be, huh?
01:07:00What you looking at?
01:07:17Open up.
01:07:18Open up!
01:07:20You fucking piece of piss.
01:07:22You sold us out.
01:07:30Get over it.
01:07:32Oh, it kicks your ass.
01:07:35Hmm.
01:07:49You shouldn't die, old man.
01:07:52Fuck yeah.
01:07:56You can inform Colonel Lupi that Captain McKenzie and the girl are dead.
01:08:03Satisfied?
01:08:09Ooh, the Wild Bunch.
01:08:13So you see, gentlemen, we do know who you really are.
01:08:22Mr. Sim, I always wanted to be a nemesis character in one of your video games.
01:08:28Mr. Sim, why would anyone want to play a tin-pot criminal like you in one of my video games?
01:08:36Mr. Sim, because he can get to do shit like this.
01:08:44That's why.
01:08:45Mr. Sim, shove it in the leg!
01:08:50Mr. Sim, just stay dry under here.
01:08:58Mr. Sim, just stay dry under here.
01:09:04Mr. Sim, think there are any snakes in here?
01:09:06Mr. Sim, no, just me.
01:09:10Mr. Sim, I'm sorry for this challenging assignment.
01:09:13Mr. Sim, I'm all in. Now we get to save the others.
01:09:16Mr. Sim, what do you mean?
01:09:17Mr. Sim, what did you think I was going to do, leave them all here to die?
01:09:19Mr. Sim, what did you think I was going to do, leave them all here to die?
01:09:21Mr. Sim, what did you think I was going to do?
01:09:28Mr. Sim, breathe hard, Sam.
01:09:31Mr. Sim, breathe hard, that's it.
01:09:32Mr. Sim, well you wanted to feel the real game, boy.
01:09:35Mr. Sim, now you know.
01:09:37Mr. Sim, it hurts.
01:09:39Mr. Sim, how does it look?
01:09:41Mr. Sim, I'm not going to die?
01:09:43Mr. Sim, yes.
01:09:45Mr. Sim, someday.
01:09:48Mr. Sim, but not from this little scratch.
01:09:50Mr. Sim, hold them down.
01:09:54Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:09:55Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:09:57Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:09:58Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:09:59Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:09:59Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:00Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:02Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:03Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:04Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:04Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:05Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:05Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:07Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:08Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:09Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:14Mr. Sim, I'm OK.
01:10:26You finished?
01:10:27Yes, yes.
01:10:28It's over?
01:10:29There.
01:10:30You should put that around your lich.
01:10:56Move!
01:11:05Morning, gentlemen.
01:11:07We're looking well this morning.
01:11:09Come on, come on, line them up.
01:11:10We got business.
01:11:11He's up! He's up!
01:11:32Good morning, gentlemen.
01:11:34I trust you've got no illusions for you still alive.
01:11:39Half of your net worth.
01:11:41That's my price for letting each of you go.
01:11:45Once we agree, my new financial consultant will work out the details.
01:11:56And if we don't agree,
01:11:59then where you're going,
01:12:01you don't get to take anything with you.
01:12:06Bien, Monsieur Tendal.
01:12:08A grim reaper always gets paid.
01:12:10You owe me.
01:12:14What about you, old man?
01:12:17Old enough to know bullshit when I step in it.
01:12:26Would you rather lose your lives than your money?
01:12:30Are you rich bastards really that divested?
01:12:42That's your choice.
01:12:49Kill this liar first.
01:12:54What about me?
01:12:56I might want to buy an extra life.
01:12:59Tommy.
01:13:00We're not in a fucking video game.
01:13:02This man will kill you.
01:13:05Mr. Vanderbilt.
01:13:07How much do you calculate Mr. Sin is worth?
01:13:18My daughter.
01:13:21Next time I'll kill you.
01:13:24Hey!
01:13:24Lubo!
01:13:29Call the fire!
01:13:31If you want your daughter back, you'll let these men go.
01:13:39Release the prisoners!
01:13:54Go!
01:13:59I'm doomed!
01:14:02No!
01:14:08Secure the base!
01:14:10I want those bastards killed!
01:14:12Come on!
01:14:14Come here, my daughter.
01:14:15You heard him!
01:14:15Go!
01:14:30Shh!
01:14:32Frank!
01:14:33Cecilia, you go!
01:14:35We'll find another way!
01:14:36Get the hell out of here!
01:14:43That bitch tried to kill me!
01:14:45Maka, stop!
01:14:46Don't worry, she'll be fine.
01:14:48After her!
01:14:49Follow me!
01:14:55Come on!
01:14:55Come on!
01:14:55We're going this way!
01:14:56Go!
01:14:56Go!
01:14:58Go!
01:15:02Hey!
01:15:03Where'd they go?
01:15:04Where'd they go?
01:15:04On the right, guys!
01:15:05On the right!
01:15:06Come on!
01:15:06Come on!
01:15:06Take this boat back to Colonel Lupo!
01:15:09There is no one here!
01:15:11Brace the boom!
01:15:11Come on!
01:15:38You lose!
01:15:39Hey, Captain!
01:15:51This is my merchandise!
01:15:54Help yourselves!
01:16:07Help yourselves!
01:16:11Help yourselves!
01:16:12Help yourselves!
01:16:19Shit!
01:16:19We gotta get the hell out of here!
01:16:21If a bullet hits one of those barrels, we're all dead!
01:16:25Give me a push!
01:16:28What are you gonna do?
01:16:29No worries!
01:16:30I'm only going along for the ride!
01:16:35Push, goddammit!
01:16:41Push!
01:16:43Push!
01:16:43Move on, come on!
01:16:52Get out! Get out!
01:17:11Find those guys where I get the fuck off this island.
01:17:14Get out!
01:17:22Cover me!
01:18:05Take him out with grenades, okay?
01:18:07No.
01:18:07What do you mean, no?
01:18:09They're barrels of explosives.
01:18:10If they ignite, this whole place will blow up.
01:18:12Shit.
01:18:12Okay, look.
01:18:13You take care of that old man.
01:18:14I'll see you're well paid for it.
01:18:28I'll get back.
01:18:30Hey!
01:18:37Where's everyone going?
01:18:46Shoot!
01:18:48Come on, man!
01:19:04Come on, man!
01:19:07Remember me?
01:19:11I told you I'd kill you.
01:19:23Hey, Tommy.
01:19:26Looking for somebody?
01:19:28Looking for somebody?
01:19:56Just answer me one thing.
01:19:58Yeah?
01:19:59Why'd you do it?
01:20:02Nothing personal, Tommy.
01:20:05I had no choice.
01:20:07See, I knew my hedge fund was going to crash.
01:20:12I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in jail, so I transferred the rest of my funds
01:20:15here.
01:20:17Thoughts to make quite a nice retirement home.
01:20:21My mistake.
01:20:24Fuck my fucking leg!
01:20:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:27Stop messing around, you little chunky!
01:20:31Charlie!
01:20:32Don't do it!
01:20:36Video boy!
01:20:38Do it!
01:20:50Don't do it!
01:20:57Fucking banker.
01:21:07I hope you guys are long gone.
01:21:17Bye-bye, number five.
01:21:47Jesus.
01:21:49Fuck.
01:21:50Fuck.
01:22:07Nice. Nice work, Fruxflex.
01:22:33Fruxflex.
01:22:58Fruxflex.
01:22:59The Grim Reaper always gets paid.
01:23:22Fruxflex.
01:23:31Fruxflex.
01:23:34Fruxflex.
01:23:42Fruxflex.
01:23:49Fruxflex.
01:24:03Fruxflex.
01:24:05Come on.
01:24:39Come on.
01:24:44Nice one.
01:24:55Toast.
01:24:57See him now.
01:25:06Toast.
01:25:35What you are feeding.
01:25:37Get down yeah.
01:25:39Get down.
01:25:40There's a wildfire in the streets.
01:25:42You can't help me.
01:25:45What you are feeding.
01:25:49Get down yeah.
01:25:50Get down.
01:25:51There's a wildfire in the streets.
01:25:54Now.
01:25:56Now.
01:26:08Let's go.
01:26:27Dig it a hole, dig it a hole, dig it a hole.
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