02:29I'm still me.
02:31Just like when you changed.
02:34You were still you inside.
02:37Yeah, I know.
02:40We can't afford to be emotional right now.
02:43We don't have time to mess around with that.
02:45We need to move.
02:47Where?
02:48To stop him.
02:49I'm not just gonna give up.
02:50Cooper, look at yourself.
02:52You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun.
02:55Give it to me.
02:57Give it to me.
02:58My gun.
02:59Let's go.
03:03I won't stay like this.
03:07I'll grow up one day.
03:09Right?
03:16Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?
03:23Maybe you could just say, screw it and start your life again from scratch.
03:29Knowing everything that you do now, that would be a gift, right?
03:54Okay.
03:54Tequila, please.
03:55I need to...
03:57My boyfriend got a poopy diaper?
04:00Fuck you.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:04I really am.
04:06I just find this all inexplicable and fucking terrifying.
04:11So I joke.
04:16How is he?
04:18He's tired and he wanted to lay down for a bit.
04:25He doesn't have any pubic hair.
04:27What, less thing to worry about?
04:28I don't know, mate.
04:30Don't blame him.
04:30This shit can't be permanent, right?
04:32Just stop asking me shit like that, okay?
04:33How the fuck am I supposed to know?
04:35Calm down. Calm down.
04:36We have to strategize.
04:41Are we still going for it?
04:46Fuck yes, we are.
04:48We just need to get our shit together and move.
04:52Then what the fuck is the plan?
04:57They say we call Diana, get his location,
05:01use her and his wife who apparently hates him to breach access.
05:06Then we slit his fucking throat.
05:09Stop this, stop what happened to us,
05:11and now Coop who's been dealt the most fucked up hand of all.
05:15How does that sound?
05:17Yeah, fuck with that.
05:18God, I love it when a plan comes together.
05:25Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
05:30I was told amputation was in my future.
05:33But not anymore.
05:35Thanks to the beauty,
05:38I'm living my best life.
05:43No, no, no, no.
05:46Wait, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow.
05:48I'm cursed by my family, James.
05:51Until now.
05:55What is this?
06:08We're too late.
06:13No need to control the doctors,
06:15protect the boosters,
06:16or proof for everyone.
06:17Need help cleaning up your gooey sock
06:18or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats?
06:22Visit the beauty website
06:23to find the package that's right for you.
06:30Go, go, go, go.
06:54Don't do it.
06:55It's fine.
06:57You told me you needed another week to heal.
07:00I need to see my new fucking nose.
07:03Go outside if you're going to be such a Karen.
07:06Oh, God, I can't.
07:08Ow, ow, ow.
07:09Ow, ow, ow.
07:13Does it hurt?
07:14It fucking hurts.
07:15What the fuck?
07:19Are you okay?
07:21Look, ah, this.
07:24That looks great.
07:25This is not a Kendall Jenner.
07:27I showed that fucking butcher like 50 classic K-Gen shots,
07:30and this, this is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand?
07:34Do you know how many summers I saved up for this?
07:36How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising?
07:39You remember in second grade I broke my collarbone?
07:43We both thought I was going to be lopsided for life.
07:44Update, I'm not.
07:47Stop.
07:48Why?
07:48It's already fucked up.
07:50No curve.
07:55No point.
08:01All I see is my fucking dad.
08:03No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a fucking contractor.
08:05Relax, you're going to make it worse.
08:07Oh, this is not me.
08:10Look, I'm not insane.
08:13I let go of our vocovered dreams long, long ago.
08:17But like, this was all part of a plan.
08:22I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason.
08:25I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad, tomboy Ruthie with a big fucking beak.
08:32I need to launch a new version of me.
08:38A beautiful me.
08:41I feel it, too.
08:43You know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass a boost and hide my
08:47extra squish?
08:52But you are more than your nose.
08:55You are amazing.
08:56And you will do amazing things no matter what.
09:02You are beautiful.
09:05Got it?
09:07Oh, fuck.
09:09Oh, one second.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:27Oh, my God.
09:29Obesity and advanced diabetes are progressing my life and my life.
09:33Is this the beauty website to find the package?
09:36That's right.
09:39Not anymore.
09:40Thanks to the beauty.
09:42Long ago, you were forced to be my best sales behind.
09:51Can you please help cleaning up your new class?
09:54Yes, sir.
09:54We don't need that.
09:56Oh, okay.
09:57Oh, no, this is not my business.
09:59I was not my business.
10:01Let's go.
10:03No need to consult a doctor.
10:10Get jabbed and feel bad today.
10:27Hey, cunt.
10:29Yeah, you.
10:31Remember me?
10:34I know.
10:35I got the shot.
10:36That's right.
10:37And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Weiler won't stop liking my post.
10:43No fucking way.
10:52Enjoy the view, bitch.
11:00Look at you.
11:02Look at me.
11:04I won.
11:08I'm gonna kill you all.
11:11What the hell just happened?
11:13Tina and Castle just whooped Kellyannegan's ass.
11:16Tina with the front butt and training bra?
11:18She got the shot.
11:20She got the beauty.
11:23Watch.
11:25She's stunning.
11:29Yeah.
11:30And that side is called the hypotenuse.
11:33To find that, you use a simple little formula called the Pythagorean theorem,
11:37which, of course, as you can see on the board,
11:39is A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
11:47I'm gonna kill you.
12:12I told me he got the shot this morning.
12:14This is the beauty?
12:16No.
12:36Despite his shocking transformation,
12:38the president says it is the best he's ever felt.
12:41Declaring this new pharmaceutical fountain and a modern-day scientific miracle.
12:48On his way to Marine One,
12:50he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that,
12:53quote,
12:53along with running for a third term,
12:55I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth, end quote.
13:00Byron Forrest is a genius.
13:02I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck.
13:06That stuff's really everywhere.
13:07He's at the White House next week.
13:09Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference,
13:12the president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been given the drug
13:16and cleared the way for emergency use authorization.
13:20With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in a mess.
13:25And questions about the nature of his clinical trials remain...
13:28Well, at least the president doesn't look like an octogenero.
13:33Thank you very much, Angela.
13:34That was minutes ago from the White House.
13:36We'll have more daily headlines right after the break.
13:42We're going to need to talk to her.
13:50I'm living my best life.
13:52Okay, guys, I did it.
13:54It's done.
13:55I got the beauty shot!
13:58At the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago.
14:02Yes.
14:03And yes, I jumped the line.
14:05Yes, I had the sponsorship,
14:06but I was a little afraid,
14:08and I just took the lead.
14:11And newsflash!
14:13It didn't hurt at all.
14:15And everybody at the pop-up was so nice
14:18and so welcoming.
14:20And just like the friendly nurse said,
14:22I am starting to develop a fever.
14:25But apparently that is totally normal.
14:29OMG, I am so excited!
14:33Follow and like and watch part two for the results.
14:36Keep clicking for the big reveal.
15:00You guys.
15:01Okay, so I just looked in the mirror.
15:04And do I have abs now?
15:07And is my jawline really this snatched?
15:10And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored speedo?
15:22Is this real life?
15:27Oh my God.
15:29Dinner's ready!
15:45What's the matter?
15:48Nothing.
15:49Why?
15:50Your mom worked hard to make a nice meal.
15:53No, it's true.
15:53No, I'm just not that hungry.
15:55Okay.
15:59Uh-uh.
16:00What's the rule?
16:03How is she?
16:05That kind of surgery is not fun.
16:07She's healing.
16:07But she's gonna look amazing.
16:11So is Mickey Larson.
16:13Mickey Larson got a nose job.
16:15Oh, Mom, he got the beauty.
16:17I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class.
16:20Jesus Christ, really?
16:21Everyone's doing it, and the ones who haven't will soon enough.
16:26All right.
16:27I know it seems that way right now, but just wait.
16:29No, I always wait.
16:30I really want this more than anything.
16:33Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing?
16:35You are so cute.
16:36I do not want to be cute, especially not when everyone else is gonna be that fucking hot.
16:40Look, I get it.
16:42Okay, this is the hot new thing, and you want in.
16:44I begged my folks for a Bowflex when I was in high school.
16:47You know how many times I used that thing?
16:48Just eat well and keep getting on your feet.
16:50You guys are such fucking hypocrites.
16:52You think I don't see that shit in the fridge?
16:54Ozempic is different.
16:55I was on the verge of heart disease.
16:57You're experimenting with off-label diabetes, man.
16:59A doctor prescribed it.
17:00It's a medical treatment, honey.
17:02Oh, please.
17:02Did a doctor also prescribe those tight new jeans you love strolling around in?
17:06I see that smile when you get a double take.
17:08Bella!
17:09Don't talk to your mother that way.
17:10Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good, but there's more to
17:16life and more to you than the chase for perfection.
17:21Perfection?
17:22Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Graham in the home, and she didn't know who
17:26any of us were.
17:28Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer, and the beauty can stop that and make me feel better
17:33about myself.
17:33I mean, you guys should want this, too.
17:35I have to say, I am shocked, Bella.
17:37Look, where's my sweet girl?
17:38Did you even know the first thing about this?
17:40Like, what it does?
17:41Yes, that's why I want it.
17:42It's irreversible.
17:43And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47Mutations, comas, disfigurement, ignition, ketosis.
17:50Have you heard about that?
17:51Stop.
17:51That's like a minuscule number of people.
17:54Only 5% of cases so far.
17:56That's nothing.
17:57The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher.
17:58Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.
18:00And even 5%, 7%, is that a risk that you want to take?
18:04If I got a 95 on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself with happiness.
18:08Okay, that's enough.
18:09It's thousands of dollars that we don't have, and neither do you.
18:14End of discussion.
18:15You guys don't think I can get 5, 10 grand?
18:23I get good grades, I play soccer, my clothes are fine.
18:29No one makes fun of me or bothers me.
18:32That sounds great, right?
18:37It's because no one even knows I exist.
18:41I'm like a ghost, just drifting through life no one can see, and I don't want to live like that
18:47anymore.
18:49Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled?
18:53Of wondering if more is possible?
18:56That's what scares me.
18:58And now there's finally an out for me.
19:01And people who feel like me.
19:08I turn 18 in a week, I don't need permission anymore.
19:14You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions and to do what makes me happy, and this is
19:19it.
19:20I want to be the best version of me.
19:22I want to finally be beautiful.
19:28You guys don't fucking understand anything!
19:58I want to finally be beautiful!
19:59You guys are amazing!
20:00for lunch with your bestie mazel bitch it's me
20:09holy what do you think you really solved your nose problem right oh my god do i not look
20:18devastating how and and when over the weekend i gave ben and sarah the sob story pitch about
20:24the botched nose shop and the parentals caved really yeah really i don't know if it's like them
20:32feeling bad about putting me on adderall when i was 10 or if they just genuinely know like
20:36how important this time in my life is but they ponied up for the full poke treatment
20:47the full platinum concierge experience
20:56first there was connor talk about a warm welcome welcome ruthie i'll be your chaperone for your
21:02treatment today bell this guy was hot and he was a real beauty we're pretty chill here just whatever
21:11you do don't call me nurse those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy institutions and
21:16this is not that my only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self
21:23whenever you're ready no rush the paperwork must have been a nightmare not when your parents pay 20
21:28grand welcome ruthie
21:35there was like one stupid form i don't even know what it said but it was probably fine
21:41thank you please proceed to your treatment a tonic to help cleanse and balance the body we believe it
21:51makes the change easier it was like the best spa day ever on steroids they had everything juices
21:59this tonics aroma therapy i hate to say it you remember stacy's instance from bali dude it was like
22:08that some real white lotus shit i'll step out while you get into your transformation rope take your time
22:18and then they gave me the shot lay back
22:36ready
22:40did it hurt no it's not so weird i kept waiting for it to hurt and it just never did
22:45and i don't
22:46know if that's because i was with connor and i was like totally smitten on him or maybe i'm just
22:51used
22:51to it now because of all the stupid covid stuff but i seriously would have let connor stab me like
22:56a
22:56thousand times if he wanted to well said thank you follow me to your no harm experience
23:06after that they took me to this room right sure totally normal except there was no furniture
23:16just floor to ceiling cashmere padding oh my god it like looked and felt like heaven
23:22i'm telling you beau this place was legit we're gonna be right here
23:26and as if connor wasn't enough to keep me happy and walks another hottie and i started sweating because
23:33of the guy well that's what i thought turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment just
23:38relax we've got you
23:48they said it took like three hours but because they spritzed my dose with some kind of like
23:52benzo i was able to just sleep right through it
23:57so
24:01so
24:10so
24:10so
24:10I don't know.
24:43I just went in, took a little nap.
24:47I woke up three hours later and I looked like this.
24:55Wow, how does it feel?
24:59Incredible, but also like super weird.
25:02I don't know, it's hard to explain.
25:04You just have to experience it for yourself.
25:07It's like magic.
25:10Wait, I gotta show you these.
25:22Oh, wait, look at this one.
25:23You look hot.
25:24Yeah, I am hot.
25:25I know.
25:27Yeah, that's me.
25:28That's also me.
25:29Oh my God, I'm dead.
25:30It's like you finally got that reboot you always talked about.
25:33I know.
25:34And just in time too.
25:35Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts.
25:38This is how you start college.
25:40Like, I get to go in there the best version of me.
25:45And I don't know about Northwestern.
25:47Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else.
25:49Somewhere beachier and like sexier, like Miami.
25:53Or even like Hawaii.
25:55Yeah, but you want to be a journalist.
25:58That's why you're going there.
25:59Things are different now.
26:02And I think I want to be a model.
26:05Wow.
26:07Wow.
26:08What do you think?
26:10Um, I am insanely jealous, obviously.
26:16And I'm very excited for you.
26:19It's just, um, when you're off in Paris running around on photo shoots and stuff,
26:26just don't forget about me.
26:28What are you talking about?
26:30You're literally going to be there with me.
26:33You think I would do this and not think about you?
26:36How long have we been best friends?
26:38Forever.
26:39Duh.
26:44When I was leaving, Connor stopped me.
26:47You're one of the lucky ones.
26:49This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most.
26:52But there is another way for people to at least get a dose.
26:56So if you know of anyone, I can help.
27:10You said you can help people that can't get it the normal way?
27:18What do you think?
27:19Is it legal?
27:22Is it legal?
27:23Okay.
27:24Sorry.
27:25So what's your holdup?
27:27Did anyone say anything about side effects?
27:30Um, yeah.
27:31They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick.
27:34And you'll probably get asked to prom, like, way more times than you can go out.
27:37Be so for real.
27:39Is there anything crazy that could happen?
27:41No!
27:42Like, dying.
27:43No, they did not warn me that I might die.
27:46Okay?
27:47If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster.
27:50And you have to get boosters for life.
27:52Like, what happens if I stop taking one?
27:54What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipidor?
27:56Or his Lexapro?
27:58You want to talk about side effects?
28:00This is what was best for me, and I think it could be what's best for you, too.
28:07Call him.
28:31Call him.
28:59Call him.
29:29Call him.
29:37Call him.
29:45Call him.
29:49Call him.
29:49Call him.
29:50Call him.
29:50Call him.
29:52Call him.
29:52Call him.
29:53Call him.
29:53Call him.
29:53Call him.
29:54Call him.
29:54Call him.
29:55Call him.
29:55Call him.
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