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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:01Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other. You know nothing
06:06Nothing nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings feelings me
06:15Dude, come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50Don't feel it out. Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:23You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend, and he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that? Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:16Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly touch you
08:26Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:30And then when Adam believes we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan
09:00I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:05My hand
09:06I'm the one
09:06I'm the one
09:07I'm the one
09:09Step in on
09:14Your roller coaster
09:17Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest ride
09:22Of the century
09:32You want some help?
09:34i'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you all good wasn't thinking
09:40about that anyway sit back relax enjoy the view
10:00didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:04well these aren't just any feet are they you know what if you can't make me feel good
10:12i'm not gonna want to sleep with you okay that's a good question um
10:17well i guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we yeah and when you lose
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself okay i can come up with something but i'm not gonna lose
10:30something we have a deal do your worst so you consent enthusiastically
10:44time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what no i'm not doing the ice plunge what's wrong sum you scared i'll beat your record
11:00all right fine time to make you suffer montgomery all right in three two one
11:21up to the shoulders
11:23breathe oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh give up some
11:28sunshine's calling
11:29your name oh fuck off corbin oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh what
11:35are you doing
11:35what are you doing dude what the hell oh just conserving you
11:39really in front of my brother you can get out anytime i would gladly take the wind
12:10you know i could actually get used to this
12:13me too the water's feeling nice and warm i wasn't talking about the water
12:20you know i can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:26you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and
12:32monsters and whatever yeah and you were a troll i was a knight thank you very much but you remember
12:40what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each
12:45other
12:45for real
12:54i really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
13:00well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore corb you know you can take the win
13:06i give up some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:19this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42you're still mad at me
13:48does that mean our bets off after you let me win yesterday not a chance you know i want to
13:55make you suffer
13:57right
13:59how are you gonna do that
14:00well i've been thinking this is probably harder for you than it is for me so if i can get
14:09you to quit
14:10then i win you lose and you still have to humiliate yourself so your big plan is to try
14:20not get me to quit
14:24yeah
14:27i mean we both know i'm never gonna sleep with you
14:30but that doesn't mean that i can't torture you
14:35i'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:46and how are you gonna do that
14:54oops
14:55looks like i spilled
15:09that's a good girl cleaning up your mess how about i get the rest for you though
15:19you know since our bet's still on
15:22why don't we hit first base what do you say
15:27why not
15:51there you two are
15:58oh am i interrupting again
15:59no not interrupting and not again here do you want some
16:02duh
16:05which one slasher zombies or slasher vampires
16:09uh vampires
16:10all the way to started
16:12thanks
16:15you've got to be kidding me
16:18i don't know what you're talking about
16:19girl be so for real
16:21adam might be blind
16:23but i can see the sparks flying between you two like the fourth of july
16:26well then you should get your eyes checked
16:42adam you want a carpet picnic with me
16:44let these two have the couch
16:45sure
16:47better sit six feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:50come on down son
16:51take a seat
16:54what
16:55too scared of this one
16:57says the guy who cried at the end of friday the 13th
17:00cause i was sad she was doing it for her kid
17:03you would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08don't worry
17:09i'll protect you
17:10protect me from your son
17:13lockdown
17:36what are you doing
17:37just waiting for the right one
17:42I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me. I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Isn't that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24I don't want to stop.
18:39No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:13Oh my god!
19:16are you
19:17what you come here to help me out
19:20what no i
19:26like what you see
19:27no no god no
19:32excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well i guess my plan's working
19:41oh yeah how do you figure
19:42it could last 24 hours
19:44how are you going to survive the whole week
19:46i mean i don't mind taking care of myself
19:49before the real deal i hope
19:50you're doing the same thing
19:52i don't need to thank you very much
19:54yeah you sure about that
19:58i'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay you go do that
20:08look at this go
20:10there we go
20:10knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:17hey daisy what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25to leave before i lost my will to live
20:28so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah he's been in his room all week
20:33playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:36i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:38who wants a shot
20:40oh i'm down
20:41why not
20:42okay
20:43yeah
20:47you want a lick corp
20:49it's my favorite flavor summer cherry
20:52i'm okay i'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:00it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:14for spring break
21:15spring break
21:26let's play a game
21:28suck and blow
21:29gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines
21:35oh yes i always love this house for sardines
21:38great i'll hide first
21:40okay
21:41i need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast
21:59this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02i won't tell adam don't worry
22:04adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:07i saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you jealous
22:15no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what
22:44sit down
22:48you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:56time for third base
23:10well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12 but no sign of sumner and corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie oxenfree
23:38finally
23:39it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we had fun sneaking around
23:49well i got sober looking for you too
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink mia
23:54you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:04sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:08yeah
24:24you really want to give them the show
24:28what'd you have in rent
24:30hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:54yeah right
24:56you're a whore like everyone says
24:58i don't think so
25:00the rumors are true aren't they some
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:07what'd you do
25:08let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:15i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19what you mean by sloppy sec
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:28she'll say anything to pay attention
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:32you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:35just like you did in eighth grade
25:37when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner
25:44and then let everyone at school torture her
25:46while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace off room
26:28i'm sorry about daisy
26:40i'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53you know i wish you could understand
26:55how much i regret it
26:57i bet you don't even think about it
27:01uh you'd be surprised some
27:09i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you
27:17i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean you're my best friend's sister
27:29i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature corbin
27:37i was 14
27:38okay you were driving me crazy
27:40i couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41i couldn't
27:41keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:49that day
27:52the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
27:59that day so
28:06you want to hand me one
28:17you know how to do this
28:19yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well i'm hungry
28:25okay but you can't just stick it in
28:27and expect it to work out
28:29look at that already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:36i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:11how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now
29:25i thought
29:27it was
29:28so obvious
29:34i really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want
29:45i want you to take me home
29:47you want to go home
29:50no
29:54home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:09you want me better than you
30:14it's like we suck
30:16you won't grow up
30:18and i'm getting tired of waiting
30:20it's like we suck
30:23you won't grow up
30:24and i'm getting tired
30:26i'm tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:53i'm getting tired of waiting
30:56ok
30:56oh
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing. Just, uh, just about how I won.
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?!
31:53My best friend? My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:57Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin? Who's next, son?
32:02It's not like that. Corbin and I actually care about each other. Tell him, Corbin.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin. Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:13Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:20We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking, okay? It was a spur of the moment thing.
32:33Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:37Okay, just drop it, man.
32:38Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:42You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:50Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes,
32:56because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:07Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:12You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:19addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:33It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because,
33:56well,
33:59there's something I have to tell you.
34:08You skunk.
34:09I know what you're going to say.
34:11I cannot believe you.
34:13You're such a hypocrite.
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:17What?
34:18I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:27If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:39But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up.
34:45And wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't PDA in front of me, okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:56But we won't be needing it.
34:59You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:05Sum, come on.
35:06You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:13And you're never going to change.
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for me.
35:40No, I was telling the truth.
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
36:17I don't know, Mom.
36:18I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home.
36:26He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you too.
36:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:38I'm just live streaming to the whole school.
36:39You want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:43What?
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction.
36:48Oh, Corbin, give us a show.
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh my God, I'm going to kill both of you.
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:00No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:16Okay.
37:27What do you say?
37:33I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:36I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:47I want to be with you too, Corbin Iowa.
37:47You're right.
37:47You situs here.
37:47If you, it's for sale.
37:47I want to be with you.
37:47I was going to the Septium area, I want one couple five each week, movement.
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