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RuPauls Drag Race - Season 18 - Episode 03: RDR Live Returns!
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00:00:00TV.
00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race,
00:00:05you'll be performing in three Q-pop girl groups.
00:00:10Didi Fuego.
00:00:11Girl, you were stiff as a dick.
00:00:14Mandy Mango.
00:00:15I'm like the table with all the family picture frames.
00:00:17I don't like those colors together.
00:00:19Jane, don't.
00:00:20Test it positive for slaying.
00:00:22It burns.
00:00:24You were a rock star.
00:00:25Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:00:28Thank you so much.
00:00:30Mandy Mango, Shantae, you stay.
00:00:34Didi Fuego, sashay away.
00:00:46We made it, girly.
00:00:47We made it, girly.
00:00:49I just sent Didi Fuego home,
00:00:51my fellow Studio 50 whore sister,
00:00:54and I see her message on the mirror.
00:00:56Divas, hate this for me,
00:00:58but love all of you.
00:01:00Didi Fuego.
00:01:01We love you.
00:01:02We love you.
00:01:03We love you.
00:01:05I'm really sad to see Didi go home so soon,
00:01:08but I was really so close to being that person writing the message on the mirror.
00:01:13It was a murder on the dance floor.
00:01:14I went into that knowing I had to kill it, but I had to take up this fucking table.
00:01:19And then I heard all the shattering behind me.
00:01:21Table service.
00:01:23After being in the bottom two times in a row, I've had Cardi B call my dress ugly.
00:01:28Oh my God, I hate it.
00:01:29I now had Rue call my table ugly, essentially.
00:01:32I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye.
00:01:35I know I have dug a deep hole for myself,
00:01:37but I got to do a lot of work to show Rue that I deserve to continue to be here.
00:01:41Miss Jane, congratulations.
00:01:43Oh my God.
00:01:45Oh my God.
00:01:47Drew told me to just keep doing what I'm doing.
00:01:49So I'm going to keep on keeping on.
00:01:53I don't know.
00:01:54I'm feeling very good about my win, but I'm also feeling a little bit of a shift in energy
00:02:01where I was in the top the first week.
00:02:04I just won and it feels like there's a bit of a target on my back.
00:02:08Athena, what is going through your kooky little brain?
00:02:11Cause you have been on a rollercoaster bitch.
00:02:14It's like a ping pong game in here right now.
00:02:17It was so surreal when she said I was safe.
00:02:19Like I just felt like my whole body just dropped.
00:02:21During critiques, Didi mentioned that in the beginning,
00:02:24you ended up taking the lead with the choreo.
00:02:26During the choreography section at the very beginning,
00:02:29Athena led us through that moment.
00:02:32Do you have any feelings about that?
00:02:33Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:02:34I don't think I shut anybody down at any point.
00:02:37So that kind of came out of left field.
00:02:38I think Athena is probably a little shaken right now.
00:02:41No more bottoms for the Dion's, please.
00:02:43Hello.
00:02:44To be the grand dame of Miami and to come immediately here and not excel.
00:02:49Ooh, I'm kind of vibing with that.
00:02:51Way to humble her.
00:02:52You know what, Athena?
00:02:53What?
00:02:54You're a boob head.
00:02:57Ew.
00:02:58Athena's gonna get staffed.
00:02:59That's all she needs at this point.
00:03:01Briar is starting to get on my nerves.
00:03:03She is like an annoying little bird around the workroom
00:03:05that you just want to open the window and push out.
00:03:09And she seems like the kind of girl that wants to throw the other girls off their game.
00:03:14Briar, I'm so vulnerable right now.
00:03:16Please leave me alone.
00:03:17Give me a kiss.
00:03:18Please leave me alone.
00:03:20But keep your eye on the prize and stay in your mother tucking lane.
00:03:30The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
00:03:38and a cash prize of $200,000, courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
00:03:44With extra special guest judge, Sarah Sherman.
00:03:48RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drag queen win.
00:03:51Drag queen win.
00:03:56Good morning, workroom.
00:03:58Good morning.
00:03:59Good morning, world.
00:04:02It is a new week.
00:04:03I am so happy to be walking back into the workroom.
00:04:06It is a fresh new start.
00:04:07Anyone knows his body just, like, exhausted right now?
00:04:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:11Girl.
00:04:12I mean, this is season 30.
00:04:14Uh-oh.
00:04:15We got to get Nana back to the retirement home, girl.
00:04:19Do y'all know what brings me the most joy?
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Seeing Mama Mia laugh every day, huh?
00:04:24Yeah!
00:04:24Girl, girl.
00:04:27I love to see Mia laugh, and it don't take much.
00:04:30Girl, you can tell Mia, hey, and she's busting out laughing.
00:04:32I see the back of that bitch mouth more than I see her face at this point.
00:04:39Oh, girl.
00:04:41She know how ready the hair hurts.
00:04:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:04:45Let's go, go, go, go.
00:04:46Crew rule number 53.
00:04:49In comedy, timing is everything.
00:04:52Without it, you're just another queen talking too much.
00:04:56Oh, man.
00:04:58I'm not gonna shut the fuck out.
00:05:01Hello, hello, hello.
00:05:03Oh, my goodness.
00:05:05Come on, Pinstripe.
00:05:06Good morning, queens.
00:05:08Good morning.
00:05:09For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in everybody's favorite sketch comedy show, RDR Live.
00:05:20I am ready.
00:05:24Fucking comedy challenge.
00:05:26Finally, the loud, annoying bitches are gonna shine.
00:05:29In a moment, you'll have a chance to read through the sketches and choose your parts.
00:05:35Then later today, you'll have one take to make it or break it when you go live on the air.
00:05:43Remember, we are looking for breakout characters that will make America giggle again.
00:05:50I'm taking champagne.
00:05:55I don't act.
00:05:56I don't do comedy.
00:05:57So I'm looking around the room and I'm like, damn.
00:06:01Damn.
00:06:03Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:06:11RDR Live.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:14It's time to pick our roles, baby.
00:06:15Let's get into these sketches.
00:06:17My libretto is so large.
00:06:19In RDR Live, you can pick a really out there character that's so different from who you are and shine
00:06:24just by having a few lines and that can be the key to success.
00:06:27Or you can stick true to yourself and really show who you are and sometimes that's the key to success.
00:06:33Oh my God.
00:06:36Bitch, pick a role that comes into a scene and steals it.
00:06:40Be a scene stealer.
00:06:42I think I want Plum.
00:06:43I don't know.
00:06:43Plum comes into the scene and she disrupts everything.
00:06:47Bitch, go for Plum.
00:06:48So I'm really looking at Plum for the lipstick lesbian.
00:06:50Okay.
00:06:51I'm actually looking at Butch.
00:06:53Yes!
00:06:53Oh my God!
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55I could be red then.
00:06:56So we have to fight, bitch.
00:06:57That's gonna be fun.
00:06:59Lipstick lovers, clothes.
00:07:00Clothes.
00:07:00Clothes.
00:07:01Back in the 1980s, a young Michelle Visage learns everything she knows while working in the office supply business.
00:07:08I'm happy with Michelle.
00:07:10No one wants that one.
00:07:11I think you give Michelle doubt.
00:07:13Yeah.
00:07:13Yeah.
00:07:13I'm a young Michelle Visage.
00:07:16And I'll be Jean, your supervisor.
00:07:18I really want Daisy.
00:07:20The bitch who entered with corn has gotta be at the butter churning competition.
00:07:25I want Barbara Johnson.
00:07:27Perfect.
00:07:27We needed a Barbara.
00:07:28Barbara Johnson is an old Amish lady who is sexually churning butter.
00:07:33It's an opportunity to make Rue and the judges laugh.
00:07:37We have QNN News Sketch.
00:07:40Our trustworthy news anchors get a visit from one of the anchors overly supportive mother.
00:07:46I would love anchor number one.
00:07:48I feel like I've deduced what I would like.
00:07:51And I would like to be the inner saboteur.
00:07:54I saw that for you.
00:07:55Surprise.
00:07:56I saw that for you, honey.
00:07:57I have to be someone's inner saboteur.
00:07:59The person I'm the saboteur of is the host of the show.
00:08:04And who's the host of every six?
00:08:07Athena, I just feel like we'd have good chemistry out there.
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Briar, Briar wants to be my scene partner.
00:08:15Bitch, I'm trying to get as far away from you as I can.
00:08:17I want to be the overbearing mother.
00:08:19I also really like the supportive mom.
00:08:23Come on, Jane.
00:08:24I really want to do that one.
00:08:25But I feel like, don't you want to do the host?
00:08:27I really want to do the mom.
00:08:29The host of RDR Live has to kick everything off and you either succeed or you flop.
00:08:34So maybe there's some strategy happening here.
00:08:36Is this a setup?
00:08:38You and Briar together makes so much sense.
00:08:40It kind of writes itself.
00:08:42What are you scared of, Athena?
00:08:43Do you want me to be the host because you guys want to see her just attack me on RDR
00:08:46Live?
00:08:47I do also think you are a host back home.
00:08:50I understand it would fit, but I really like the mom part.
00:08:52As do I.
00:08:54I can hear this woman's voice in my brain.
00:08:56She's calling to me through the ether.
00:08:59And I know that I can turn out better than Athena.
00:09:02Athena, you are such an accomplished host.
00:09:05And also, you know, you want to just go so bad and it didn't seem to work out.
00:09:09Maybe you should do something that would push you more.
00:09:12Shake that up.
00:09:12Shake that table.
00:09:14Maybe it's time that you push yourself to try something that you don't immediately want.
00:09:19Go ahead, Athena.
00:09:21Host RDR Live.
00:09:22You're a big hostess.
00:09:23Make it work.
00:09:24Am I just going to be handed scraps every week and say, turn this straw into gold, Athena.
00:09:29Prove us you're magical.
00:09:31Fuck my drag, right?
00:09:32Okay, I'm the host.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:35And does that mean I can be mom?
00:09:36Mommy.
00:09:37Perfect.
00:09:37Are we happy with our parts?
00:09:39Yes.
00:09:39I'm so happy.
00:09:41What have I gotten myself into?
00:09:45Live from Tuckahoe, it's RDR Live.
00:09:48I'm so excited.
00:09:49Me too.
00:09:50Ciao.
00:09:51This week's maxi challenge is RDR Live.
00:09:55This sketch is so funny because the whole thing is just a big innuendo.
00:09:59And we're also tubes of lipstick.
00:10:03This is RuPaul's school of overacting honey.
00:10:06You just have to act stupid.
00:10:09You tubes, I'm a liar.
00:10:11I see ya.
00:10:13And bitch, this is what I do.
00:10:17I feel very comfy.
00:10:20I know who this woman is.
00:10:21I know where she's going.
00:10:22This woman, she's got hot dish.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:24She's making casserole that's going to give you a coronary.
00:10:28RuPaul specifically said that he's looking for breakout characters.
00:10:33What an appetite.
00:10:35Mom.
00:10:35And so that is very much informing my thinking for how I'm going to approach this challenge.
00:10:41We should go.
00:10:42They're serving stuffed pig.
00:10:43No, mom.
00:10:44No.
00:10:45I don't know.
00:10:46If she's in the topic, I'll be happy for her because I love her.
00:10:51But three in a row is a bit much.
00:10:55This kind of thing is so up my alley.
00:10:58But I can see the little shark fins in the water that started gathering when I won the girl group
00:11:04challenge.
00:11:05And now there's more of them.
00:11:07If I don't deliver, it's going to be a problem.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:11My.
00:11:12Folks, please say hello to my inner saboteur.
00:11:17I've come to terms that I will be a great host of RDR Live.
00:11:21What I'm still working on is accepting the fact that I have Briar as my scene partner.
00:11:26You're about to bomb this hosting gig worse than you bombed last week's challenge.
00:11:30That was ages ago.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:34I've grown up.
00:11:36Don't forget that.
00:11:36I want to call you fat with like everything in me.
00:11:39But I can't do that if you don't say how you've grown up.
00:11:42Briar.
00:11:44Briar.
00:11:44I just really want to deliver a good opening monologue for RDR Live.
00:11:49I've bragged to all these girls that I'm the premier host of Miami.
00:11:51Like I can't walk in here and bomb due to Briar.
00:11:56Too real.
00:11:57This is too real.
00:11:58She puts the ass in assistance.
00:12:00It's the new secretary, Michelle Visage.
00:12:04Judge much?
00:12:06I really want to do well this challenge.
00:12:08This is one of my biggest strengths.
00:12:10So I'm just excited to flex that muscle.
00:12:13Ugh.
00:12:15Someday I'm going to be a star.
00:12:17Everything I say comes from a place of love.
00:12:19I want you to be the best assistant secretary you can be.
00:12:24I think we got to figure out what voice you're going for.
00:12:27Yeah.
00:12:27Do you feel comfortable with an accent?
00:12:30Like a New Jersey, New York accent?
00:12:32Hmm.
00:12:33Not too, too much.
00:12:34I've tried accents before.
00:12:36All my friends laugh at me.
00:12:37I'm going to need to see more.
00:12:38The accent is just not going to happen.
00:12:40I've never done sketch comedy.
00:12:42Well, sweetheart, this is the Olympics of office supplies.
00:12:46And this...
00:12:47I feel like, I feel like they're handing us drag race references as we do this.
00:12:53This is the Olympics of office supplies.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:55Yeah, it could be bigger.
00:12:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:57And this, it's basically...
00:12:58And this, it's basically a corset.
00:13:00You know?
00:13:00Okay, okay.
00:13:02We got to have fun with it.
00:13:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:04This type of challenge calls for a good partner to go back and forth with and making sure the energy
00:13:11is up.
00:13:12You got to stop relying on that body.
00:13:14Maybe you say it like her.
00:13:16Stop relying on that body.
00:13:18You know?
00:13:19Stop relying on that body.
00:13:21Let's just go big.
00:13:21Let's try it.
00:13:22I'm just really hoping she can get out of her head and deliver.
00:13:26Gag.
00:13:28Hey, Ladycans!
00:13:31We've got company.
00:13:33All the way from Saturday Night Live, say hello to Sarah Sherman.
00:13:43Hi.
00:13:45Shall we, darling?
00:13:45Oh, yes, thank you, darling.
00:13:47Why?
00:13:49I am obsessed with Sarah Sherman.
00:13:52All right, come on over.
00:13:53Discord, Mia Starr, Darlene Mitchell, and Mandy Mango.
00:13:58Say hello to Sarah.
00:14:00Hi, Sarah.
00:14:01Sarah's been doing stand-up and sketches on television.
00:14:05I don't miss an episode of SNL.
00:14:07Good.
00:14:07There's some stuff going on.
00:14:08Discord, the first week you walked on the runway, you had a very distinctive walk.
00:14:13Look at that walk.
00:14:15That is definitely a walk.
00:14:18You looked like a crazed person.
00:14:20Oh, in a bad way?
00:14:21No, you know, the most entertaining way possibly.
00:14:25Historians will look back on that runway walk.
00:14:27Yeah.
00:14:27And they will think, what was wrong with me?
00:14:34Should I dial it back?
00:14:36No, whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
00:14:38I loved it.
00:14:39I loved it.
00:14:39I have no idea what intrigues Rue about my walk so much.
00:14:44So hopefully somebody can let me know.
00:14:47Darlene, do you have a question for Sarah?
00:14:49I do.
00:14:50When you get a role that you're really excited for, do you sort of like let yourself kind of become
00:14:55someone else completely?
00:14:57Or do you try to stay present in that?
00:14:59You have to like constantly be open like to the character evolving while you're doing it.
00:15:04Something happens when you put on the full costume.
00:15:07So don't be so locked in an idea before all the finishing touches happen.
00:15:13That was the most important thing, what she just said right there.
00:15:17That was so smart.
00:15:18And this one here, this Mango, she lip synced last week for her life.
00:15:22Wow.
00:15:22And just tore it up.
00:15:25Mandy Mango is very animated, very kooky.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:28So she likes to be a little freaky too.
00:15:30You're all so different.
00:15:32Lean into that.
00:15:34Lean into that.
00:15:34You're all a bunch of fucking frees.
00:15:38It's brilliant.
00:15:39I haven't done too much formal sketch comedy, but I feel like this is asking for this quirky, bonkers energy
00:15:47that Rue keeps recognizing in me.
00:15:49And I think this is the right place to place that energy.
00:15:51I don't think this is the right place to see you.
00:15:54All right.
00:15:55Nene, Kenya, Coco, Shanika, Rondija, Vida, Mikey, and Juicy.
00:16:05And where's Rishanda?
00:16:07I'm right here, girl.
00:16:11Tell Sarah what you're playing, starting with Juicy.
00:16:14I'm in the Young Michelle sketch, and I'm playing Gene, a sharp and sarcastic older office worker who teaches her
00:16:21Michelle what she knows.
00:16:23Don't say older and look at me.
00:16:26How do you suggest I go about that to make it funny?
00:16:30You're modeling it off of, like, one of the funniest people ever.
00:16:33Right.
00:16:33So it's like you're doing a love letter to Michelle Visage.
00:16:37Take yourself out of your head and be, like, a little present, and then just get on your knees and
00:16:43pray to God that you're being hilarious.
00:16:45When Sarah's like, wait, you're not just playing an older character, you're doing an homage to Michelle Visage.
00:16:50It was like an oh shit moment.
00:16:53Like, what the hell did I just get myself into?
00:16:56Anybody have theater background?
00:16:58Mikey does.
00:16:59How'd you get into theater?
00:17:00I've always just had that entertainer side of me, and to be honest, it's Saturday Night Live that helped influence
00:17:07that entertainer in me.
00:17:09And Drag Race and Saturday Night Live are two big dreams I had, so this feels like a really big
00:17:17moment.
00:17:17Yeah.
00:17:18Are you about to cry?
00:17:19I've already cried, Ru!
00:17:20I've cried, like, twice already!
00:17:22Doing RDR Live is just bringing back so many memories.
00:17:25My dad worked a lot growing up, a lot of hours.
00:17:29And the time we spent together as a kid was him coming home after work on Saturdays, and we'd watch
00:17:37Saturday Night Live together.
00:17:38I'm just so excited for him to see me do what I've been wanting to do for a very long
00:17:45time.
00:17:45Good, that's great.
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:47You know what to do.
00:17:48Just don't overthink it.
00:17:49Have fun.
00:17:50Just don't fuck it up.
00:17:51All right, loves.
00:17:52Thanks for calling.
00:17:53Go on back to work.
00:17:54Thank you, Sarah.
00:17:54Bye!
00:17:55I really want to win this challenge because it is something I feel very passionate about, and I would just
00:18:00really love that validation.
00:18:03We're going to kill her.
00:18:04Yes, we are.
00:18:05All right, now, Queens, listen up.
00:18:07Sarah has something to say.
00:18:08As someone who has famously played an owl, a squirrel, and a worm on live television, I am so excited
00:18:17to announce that for the runway category is animal attraction.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26All right.
00:18:26So good luck.
00:18:28And don't fuck it up, please.
00:18:35Good evening.
00:18:37I'm Diane Shunk.
00:18:39And I'm Patsy Dongle, welcoming you to the 69th Annual Butter Churning Championship.
00:18:45Tonight's match-up features 14-time churning champion Barbara Johnson.
00:18:52Isn't she just darling?
00:18:54Hi, ladies.
00:18:56It's always been a delight to see you.
00:18:59Proud to keep this great tuck-a-ho tradition alive.
00:19:05Now, here's newcomer Daisy Sweet Cream McCoy.
00:19:08She answered the competition just a few hours ago.
00:19:11Daisy, tell us about yourself.
00:19:13Well, I was just down at the parking lot with some of the fellas, and they dared me to enter.
00:19:19Because they says I was good with my hands.
00:19:22So you've churned before.
00:19:24Well, not butter.
00:19:28What a contrast in contestants.
00:19:31This should be fun to watch, Patsy.
00:19:34All right, let's get to churning.
00:19:39Exceptional form from Barb Johnson.
00:19:42Her trademark slow and steady rhythm.
00:19:46You can't rush that cream.
00:19:48I see Daisy McCoy is opting for a two-handed grip.
00:19:52An unconventional but effective move.
00:19:56Johnson is picking up the pace.
00:19:58Look at her go!
00:20:00McCoy is really showing that pole who's boss.
00:20:03I have never seen such powerful stroking.
00:20:07This is what competitive churning is all about, Diane.
00:20:11Oh, my God!
00:20:13Daisy is going for a double turn!
00:20:16And the judges are allowing it.
00:20:18We are in uncharted territory, folks.
00:20:23Holy cow!
00:20:24The ball is off.
00:20:26She looks like she's really enjoying this, too.
00:20:30What is happening?
00:20:31This is insanity, folks.
00:20:35For I should not prepare me for this.
00:20:42And that is time.
00:20:45It's a tie!
00:20:47Now, that is what I call a happy ending.
00:20:51And live from Tuckahoe!
00:20:54It's RDR Live!
00:20:59It's RDR Live!
00:21:02With musical guest RuPaul.
00:21:05And your host, Athena Dionne.
00:21:09Welcome to RDR Live!
00:21:14I'm your host, Athena Dionne.
00:21:16And can we talk about how stunned I look, okay?
00:21:21It's giving winner, winner, chicken.
00:21:23I had to skip dinner, all right?
00:21:25Now, listen, guys.
00:21:26I'm a little nervous, but I've been talking to my therapist
00:21:29and she said to breathe and...
00:21:37Well, well, well.
00:21:38Look who's hosting.
00:21:39And with that hair, so brave.
00:21:42Uh, folks, please say hello to my inner saboteur.
00:21:46Oh, don't mind me.
00:21:47I'm just here to watch and judge and maybe whisper my opinion.
00:21:52Uh, I, uh, thought I told you to stay in my dressing room.
00:21:56Oh, honey.
00:21:57Wherever you go, I go.
00:21:58By the way, you've really, uh, committed to this silhouette, huh?
00:22:02Choices.
00:22:03Well, what's wrong with my silhouette?
00:22:04Listen, you need to leave.
00:22:06Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:08Not when you're about to bomb this hosting gig worse than you bombed last week's challenge.
00:22:11Oh, that was ages ago.
00:22:13I've grown up.
00:22:14Girl, you've grown out.
00:22:16Listen, bitch.
00:22:17My therapist gave me a mantra for times like this.
00:22:21Inner voice of doubt and fear.
00:22:23That's not even real.
00:22:25Your time is up.
00:22:26Now disappear.
00:22:27I'm just trying to protect you from...
00:22:28This queen don't need your shady sass.
00:22:31I'm...
00:22:32So take your leave and kiss my ass.
00:22:39Now, where was I?
00:22:41Oh, yes.
00:22:42We've got a great show lined up for you tonight.
00:22:44Stick around, cause the only voice in my head is saying,
00:22:46You're a winner, baby.
00:22:57Welcome to Master Queef Theater.
00:22:59In the 1950s, Hollywood couldn't portray same-sex desire on screen.
00:23:06Filmmakers relied on subtle imagery and innuendo to convey sexual tension.
00:23:12Tonight's film, Lipstick Lovers, exemplifies this delicate art of suggestion.
00:23:35Hey, gorgeous.
00:23:36Say, aren't you the gal I've seen working the makeup counter at the Five and Dine?
00:23:40You must have me confused with somebody else.
00:23:43I'm no cheap drugstore tester giving it away for free.
00:23:47Let's start over.
00:23:48I didn't catch your name.
00:23:50Ruby Rose, but my friends call me Red.
00:23:53I'm Butch.
00:23:55I can see that.
00:23:57I'll admit, I haven't dabbled much in makeup.
00:24:01I can see that too.
00:24:03But there's something about you that makes me want to pull your top off, give your bottom a twist, and
00:24:10spread you all over my lips.
00:24:12Are you sure your girlfriend won't mind?
00:24:16Girlfriend?
00:24:17Plum Passion.
00:24:18I recognized her on your collar the moment I walked in this joint.
00:24:21Plum?
00:24:22I picked her up at the dollar store.
00:24:24She was cheap and available.
00:24:26I haven't seen her in ages.
00:24:28Who are you calling cheap?
00:24:30Whoa.
00:24:31Plum.
00:24:33I thought I lost you in the ladies room at the bowling alley.
00:24:36You did.
00:24:37I fell behind the toilet, but you were too drunk to notice.
00:24:40I was stuck there until some chick picked me up and took me home.
00:24:43I've been rolling around the bottom of her messy purse for weeks.
00:24:48I'm sorry, Plum.
00:24:49Who's this?
00:24:52Red.
00:24:53I can see that.
00:24:54I mean, what she's doing here was you.
00:24:56We were just about to go back to Butch's place.
00:24:59Oh!
00:25:00You think because you're from some fancy department store that you're better than me?
00:25:06At least I've never been tested on animals.
00:25:10By the way, it wasn't your shade discontinued, Grandma!
00:25:16Lady, stop!
00:25:18I have the lips for the both of you!
00:25:20Shut up, Butch!
00:25:21Yeah!
00:25:22It's all your fault!
00:25:24Oh, no!
00:25:25She's not worth it!
00:25:27You two-timing lions!
00:25:29I see!
00:25:30No!
00:25:31No!
00:25:32No!
00:25:34No!
00:25:34No!
00:25:35No!
00:25:36No!
00:25:36No!
00:25:37No!
00:25:39Let's go, Red.
00:25:40I know a gloss who's into layering.
00:25:43Ooh!
00:25:47Now that, I'd like to see.
00:25:55And now, our musical guest, RuPaul!
00:26:01Who left?
00:26:02Who got the keys to the kingdom?
00:26:03What?
00:26:03Who got the keys to the kingdom?
00:26:05Oh!
00:26:05We got the keys to the kingdom!
00:26:07I heard she tried to shave, but really I don't see her.
00:26:09I used to play ball like a girl.
00:26:10Now I play ball room close across the world.
00:26:12Shape the waist, tell it, and all of this nerve.
00:26:14You need charismatic before they get to serve.
00:26:16I used to play ball like a girl.
00:26:18Now I play ball room close across the world.
00:26:20Shape the waist, tell it, and all of this nerve.
00:26:22You need charismatic before they get to serve.
00:26:24Daddy didn't like when I'm feminine.
00:26:25But I got, I got a right to give the people when they vote.
00:26:27Turns out they want to work and talk and talk and watch me.
00:26:32Work and talk and talk and watch me.
00:26:34Work and talk and talk and watch me.
00:26:36Work and talk and talk and watch me.
00:26:37Work and talk and talk and watch me.
00:26:38Pose and flirt and flog.
00:26:40Feminine, femme to the femme, to femme, femme.
00:26:41I don't give a f***, I'll do it again, again.
00:26:43I'll get dressed to the nice, ten, ten.
00:26:45Get it in, got it, I'll send it to them.
00:26:47Feminine, femme to the femme, to femme, femme.
00:26:49I don't give a f***, I'll do it again, again.
00:26:51Elegant dressed to the nice, ten, ten.
00:26:53Get it in, got it, I'll send it to them.
00:26:55Feminine, femme to the femme, to femme, femme.
00:26:57I don't give a f***, I'll do it again, again.
00:26:59Elegant dressed to the nice, ten, ten.
00:27:01Get it in, got it, I'll send it to them.
00:27:03Who got the keys to the queen, now?
00:27:05Who got the keys to the queen, now?
00:27:07We got the keys to the queen, now.
00:27:09I heard she tried to shave, but really I don't see her.
00:27:18it's queen news network
00:27:22good evening i'm sierra mist and i'm briar blush our top story tonight the olympic committee has
00:27:28announced a new sporting event for the la 2028 olympics including flag football squash and for
00:27:35the west hollywood athletes full contact pickle chugging plain jane is favored for the gold
00:27:42following in the footsteps of the elf on a shelf a new holiday tradition is sweeping the country
00:27:47it's dawn on the lawn scientists have discovered a new beauty technique to make lips fuller without
00:27:53injections unfortunately it was sadly halted when they just realized it was just sierra mist after
00:27:59a very very busy night that was in the name of science moving on a recent study shows that
00:28:07education about lgbtq plus issues creates healthy relationships between queer individuals and
00:28:13their parents here to comment is my mom oh hi thanks for being here mom so tell us what you've
00:28:23been up to well dear i wanted to educate myself so i started at the lgbt center oh not a
00:28:31mom in sight
00:28:31but there was a group for daddies and i figured parents are parents so i joined oh dear i'm almost
00:28:40afraid to ask well let me just say first they are the nicest bunch of dads there's mark the athlete
00:28:46he's into water sports fred the delivery guy he struggles with extra large packages poor dear
00:28:54and then there's al who everyone calls prince albert gray mustache he gave me these cute leather
00:29:02bracelets oh my god i'm not sure this is the support group you were looking for well sure it is
00:29:09we also
00:29:10talk about forming meaningful connections oh well that sounds important first we start with role
00:29:16playing in poppers and not the jalapeno kind i make for parties mrs mist do you have any
00:29:23takeaways you'd like to share from your experience it's been wonderful to find community in fact
00:29:28the gang is having a big bang this weekend we should go they're serving stuffed pigs
00:29:33no mom no what we can do the poppers honey my mom everyone
00:29:40that's the news good night and good talk
00:29:56thank you michelle you can take five hi i'm michelle visage and before i made it into showbiz
00:30:03a lot of people don't know that i had a promising career in office supplies
00:30:07the lessons i learned there well they really stuck
00:30:21so you're the new secretary michelle chupac i go by visage now
00:30:28okay kid first things first your proportions are fine but you gotta stop relying on that body
00:30:38i'm dressed like my idol mizwana
00:30:42well in the working world we need versatility i'm gonna need to see more
00:30:47what do you mean sweetheart this is the olympics of office supplies
00:30:52your hair could be bigger and this is basically a corset with a little piece of fabric
00:31:00oh so should i wear this green number no you and green gag
00:31:06i think your color is more leopard print
00:31:11anything else well here's a tip when anybody asks a question answer with a double entendre
00:31:19make it dirty or funny follow my lead
00:31:24hey
00:31:27yup
00:31:28hi ronnie whatcha packing
00:31:32who's the new chick
00:31:34well she puts the ass in assistance and loves to take dictation
00:31:41hi
00:31:42hi
00:31:42so michelle how's your letterhead
00:31:45no complaints
00:31:47got a girl
00:31:49now ronnie take a little spin for us
00:31:52yeah ronnie take a little spin
00:31:53oh
00:31:55oh
00:31:56how to go is certified male
00:32:00he can put that package in my swat
00:32:02oh my sticky note just got stickier
00:32:06look at you
00:32:08you're getting the hang of it
00:32:10now he could give me a hole punch
00:32:12two holes
00:32:13all three
00:32:13he can put the cream in my coffee
00:32:16creamer i don't even know her
00:32:18okay that was a stretch
00:32:20fine
00:32:21whatever
00:32:22this is just a temp job anyway
00:32:24someday i'm gonna be a star with the number two song in the country
00:32:29plus i got moves
00:32:32oh yeah
00:32:34go massage
00:32:36give it
00:32:39well
00:32:39look at that it's break time
00:32:42come on ronnie
00:32:43i'm due for a delivery in the rear
00:32:47and two words
00:32:49boob job
00:32:51cause it takes two to make a thing go right
00:32:57i gotta write that down
00:33:05thank you for watching good night everybody
00:33:15thank you for watching good night everybody
00:33:16all right
00:33:17a new day
00:33:18ha
00:33:19we just filmed rdr live yesterday
00:33:20and so today we get to figure out what the judges actually think about it
00:33:24this is our first acting challenge so i feel like this was the test of like
00:33:29who can create a character
00:33:30that's
00:33:31that's
00:33:32what i was a bit nervous about
00:33:33the voice
00:33:34the voice
00:33:35i was like
00:33:36hmm
00:33:36was that a
00:33:38smart choice
00:33:39yeah
00:33:39i think she's second guessing what she did with her voice
00:33:41which it was an odd choice to take the voice down here
00:33:46girlfriend
00:33:47what the fuck are we gonna damn 80s porn video like what is happening
00:33:53how are you feeling
00:33:57well first when we announced the challenge i was like oh shit acting's not in my wheelhouse per se
00:34:04no you played it
00:34:05no you played it
00:34:06i'm feeling
00:34:08a little gray
00:34:10in the sense that i don't know where i'm going to land in this challenge but i try to be
00:34:15as confident as i could because i'm next to a powerhouse actor
00:34:19i kind of feel like i'm the weaker performer of the two
00:34:21thank you for all your help like yesterday that was like it really got me in the zone
00:34:26it was like one of those like life rafts
00:34:28thrown into the water
00:34:29like sister i got you
00:34:30yeah i think we did a fantastic job like we had them laughing
00:34:33and you ate that role
00:34:35you ate that role
00:34:37i feel like i hit all my marks we had people laughing
00:34:40i think i have a very good shot at winning this challenge
00:34:47listen you interceptor i'm gonna kill you
00:34:50how are we feeling
00:34:51i feel good
00:34:52working with ryer was a little stressful
00:34:54but i'm feeling really confident about who i was on stage
00:34:57i tapped into my inner diane keaton
00:35:00i think i did great
00:35:01ryer was over here doing something trying to be my inner saboteur
00:35:04i've learned to ignore her
00:35:05so hopefully she did a good job
00:35:06i had a good time
00:35:07it was really fun for me
00:35:08i mean i bully you every single day
00:35:11and to be encouraged to do so
00:35:13it felt good
00:35:14me and athena both feel pretty good about
00:35:16where we're landing with this sketch
00:35:18but it's up to the judges to decide
00:35:21who should have been actually confident
00:35:27oh my god
00:35:28pull it together
00:35:31today i'm feeling
00:35:34extremely
00:35:37in my head
00:35:40are you okay?
00:35:41i'm like losing my mind today a little bit
00:35:43i worry that i didn't do well
00:35:45and then i worry that if i did do well
00:35:47that everybody's gonna be like upset
00:35:50i know i killed the challenge
00:35:52i feel almost guilty for doing well again
00:35:58because i know the way it's gonna affect my relationships with the other girls in the competition
00:36:03being strong and being a good competitor means people will be jealous
00:36:06ugh everybody's gonna be so irritated with me if i get in the top again
00:36:09jane is stressing herself out because there's a lot of pressure when you are clearly an early frontrunner
00:36:15and i think she's probably feeling the pressure about having to constantly live up to that
00:36:19i mean this is like this is so embarrassing
00:36:21no it's not
00:36:23you've told me from the jump that you don't want anyone to hate you and i don't think anyone's gonna
00:36:27hate you
00:36:28you should be proud of yourself
00:36:29we're proud of you
00:36:31briar and juicy
00:36:32are being very sweet
00:36:34if you win today
00:36:36i'm gonna be the first person to say congratulations
00:36:38thank you
00:36:38hello
00:36:39it's very sweet to see the side of briar because
00:36:41she sort of hides behind
00:36:44being kind of a butthead and liking to poke people
00:36:47but she's really kind of a sweetheart
00:36:48we have no idea if that's even
00:36:51they could be like you're a booger
00:36:52no not
00:36:55for today's look this is my first time serving you a full face prosthetic on the runway
00:36:59how often do you do prosthetics?
00:37:02pretty often actually it's one of the things that i think sets me apart in my drag
00:37:06like i had worked previously as a special effects makeup artist for years
00:37:09i've worked as a prosthetic makeup artist for over 14 years
00:37:12some of my work can be seen on fx as the gifted
00:37:15on dynasty and on several other marvel productions
00:37:18one of my favorite parts about drag is being a spectacle
00:37:23i love the ability to transform into anything with prosthetic makeup
00:37:27i think there's actually a lot of queerness in that
00:37:30this idea of reinvention and transformation
00:37:32i like bringing it out and mixing it in
00:37:35that's what's so fun about drag is like infusing all the parts of like who we are outside of this
00:37:39together
00:37:40and like the different jobs that we've done
00:37:42yesterday doing a news segment
00:37:44i used to work for a news team
00:37:45i went to school for computer graphics and forensic science
00:37:49i've worked for the secret service
00:37:51oh my god
00:37:52okay
00:37:52i've worked in makeup
00:37:53i've worked in film
00:37:54so like
00:37:55we've been fired a lot
00:37:56no
00:37:59miss vita you look crazy
00:38:01coming from you
00:38:04white face
00:38:05yeah vita my culture is not a costume
00:38:08ha ha ha
00:38:08oh my god
00:38:11yeah
00:38:34ha ha
00:38:37ha ha
00:38:37Are you applauding the fact that I can still walk welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:38:45She's the funniest bitch. I know Michelle Visage funny. How like I'm a clown. I amuse you
00:38:55Hey
00:38:58We're going live in three two one it's T.S. Madison. Is it all is it on is this bitch
00:39:06recording
00:39:09And the totally twisted Sarah Sherman rude normally I work alone, but tonight I brought little Sarah
00:39:19This week we challenge our Queens to get totally sketchy on RDR live and tonight on the runway category is
00:39:30Animal attraction
00:39:32Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:39:42I
00:39:43Category is animal attraction a first
00:39:48discord Adams
00:39:50albino
00:39:51alligator
00:39:52Albino she better do I am wearing the alligator skull on my shoulder. I have a handbag. That is literally
00:40:00My face. I am an animal carrying a human handbag
00:40:04You cannot take your eyes off of me and the eyes of my handbag cannot pick their eyes off of
00:40:09you
00:40:14See you later alligator in a wild crocodile
00:40:18Mia stars pink poodle
00:40:21Stop trying to make that happen
00:40:24This look is an homage to my beautiful son Zion the best golden doodle in the world
00:40:30I made sure to have my afro puffs as my ears as my titties as my booty cheeks and my
00:40:36tail
00:40:36I feel I feel real pussy even though I'm a dog in the pink poodle clear we all fam
00:40:44Mandy mango oh
00:40:46Dear real I think she found this on the side of the road
00:40:50She is on her way to visit the watering hole of the forest greet her subjects
00:40:56My vibe for this runway is giving less of that high-energy kookiness. I want to play it a little
00:41:02more dome your
00:41:03Ladies and gentlemen, Lyme disease
00:41:08Darlene Mitchell cow
00:41:10Hey, mr. Holstein
00:41:16Boo I've got my cowboy hat my little ear tag milk just in case I get thirsty and to cap
00:41:23it all off
00:41:23I've got hooves for heels
00:41:25Country country country and camp this cow all of them. Oh, I can see her Angus
00:41:33Athena Dion white barn owl baby. She don't give a hoop
00:41:39In Greek mythology the goddess Athena is represented in nature by the owl. There are tassels. There are stones
00:41:45There's more feathers. I have a face Keeney me literally more is more
00:41:51Owl have what she's having
00:41:56Briar blush swan
00:41:59Go jump in a lake
00:42:00Swan wake
00:42:02Swans are one of my favorite birds. I actually have a black swan tattooed on my chest
00:42:07but I chose to be a white swan because white swans are loving and
00:42:12Beautiful, but they're also a little vicious
00:42:15While you're down there. Why don't you sing a few bars of swanny?
00:42:21Vita Von Teese
00:42:23Zebra
00:42:24She's wearing zip panties and zebra
00:42:26I am a zebra on the plains of the serengeti
00:42:31Minding my own business eating bugs and dirt or whatever the hell zebra eat out of nowhere
00:42:37If this big-ass line attacks me and I'm just trying to run honey be as pretty and as dainty
00:42:43as I can
00:42:44Baby, they can't get a good zebra down. She's headlining at the oasis
00:42:48Oh
00:42:50Nene coco poison dart frog
00:42:53I heard her favorite music is hip-hop
00:42:56Are you gagging or is that just a frog in your throat?
00:42:59I made the entire frog suit myself
00:43:02The entire look is a structural masterpiece. I've even got this pink little noise maker to catch flies if I
00:43:08need to
00:43:09Oh
00:43:09She's not gay. She's not straight. She's amphibious
00:43:13Oh
00:43:13Can you please her? Tiger
00:43:17Where's her tiger wood?
00:43:21I chose a tiger because tigers are fierce, bitch, but not just any tiger
00:43:25You don't have to make it real blackity black black black
00:43:27I'm a pimp tiger from around the way, bitch
00:43:29I'm giving them the nastiest walk
00:43:32My Naomi Campbell arms are swinging
00:43:35That's how you sell a garment ladies and gentlemen
00:43:36There's a tiger and a little sugar in her tank
00:43:41Tiramis chameleon
00:43:43Leaping lizards
00:43:45I love building a visual statement piece in my drag
00:43:49I'm wearing a 10 foot long tongue and I'm modeling this tongue like it is the most glamorous boa you've
00:43:55ever seen
00:43:55I feel powerful. I feel freaky. This look is a beast literally
00:44:01No fly is safe. No
00:44:04Jane don't macaw
00:44:06Macaulay Culkin
00:44:09I didn't want to do a super obvious representation
00:44:12So i'm giving sort of an abstracted macaw
00:44:15Taking the essence and transferring it into a look
00:44:19I think one of my strengths is my sense for color and I am just floating down this runway
00:44:24Holly want a cracker? I know I'm starving
00:44:28Mikey Meeks
00:44:29Cheetah
00:44:30Anyone here danced at cheetahs?
00:44:33I'm doing a Mugler reference of the cowgirl but with a cheetah print
00:44:37I got cheetah from my hat down to my chops and I got a lasso tail to ring up all
00:44:42the other pesky felines out there
00:44:44I am pumping this runway like the speedy little cheetah I am
00:44:49I don't know what you're doing darling, but you're doing it at the cheetah you ain't a dancer
00:44:54Do you see love dion?
00:44:57pangolin
00:44:58A scaly anteater
00:45:00Oh
00:45:01She better lotion up baby
00:45:05This runway look includes
00:45:065,000 individually cut and placed scales
00:45:11I feel like this look is grand but not costuming
00:45:15It's a work of art
00:45:16Tipping the scales with gorgeousness
00:45:20Oh
00:45:21Welcome queens when I call your name please step forward
00:45:24Discord Adams
00:45:26Mia Star
00:45:29Athena Dion
00:45:32Ninicoco
00:45:34Ladies
00:45:36You are safe
00:45:39Woo
00:45:39RuPaul just called four safe
00:45:41I'm not one of them
00:45:43I'm looking at Juicy like
00:45:44Girl I think we got it
00:45:49Can you please her?
00:45:52Sierra Miss
00:45:53Mikey Meeks
00:45:57Ladies
00:45:59You are also safe
00:46:02Oh
00:46:03Well don't I look a fool
00:46:05You may leave the stage
00:46:11Queens
00:46:13You represent the tops and bottoms of the week
00:46:17Now it's time for the judges critiques
00:46:19Starting with
00:46:20Mandy Mango
00:46:22This look on the runway
00:46:23I love the idea
00:46:24The skirt the way you draped it is beautiful
00:46:27I love the mushrooms
00:46:28Could have had more mushrooms even
00:46:30But as I watched the sketch
00:46:32You being an Amish conservative woman
00:46:36Should have continued to play throughout the whole skit
00:46:39Because there's so much to be done with an Amish conservative character
00:46:43That's where the comedy was
00:46:45As much as Darlene was giving crazy rocker white trash person
00:46:50You needed to give us demure kind of fundamentalist
00:46:54Instead of ripping open your blouse and doing that
00:46:56I like the titties popping out
00:46:58That's just me
00:46:59And what does little Sarah have to say?
00:47:02What was that?
00:47:03She said there could have been a third titty
00:47:05I really had fun with this challenge
00:47:09I love any opportunity to go balls to the wall bonkers
00:47:12But I'm hearing your points of
00:47:14I should have paid more attention to the character
00:47:16And to my partner
00:47:17All right thank you
00:47:20Up next Darlene Mitchell
00:47:22Indiana's really coming out of you in this competition
00:47:25Oh yes
00:47:27You walked out on the runway tonight in this outfit
00:47:30And I was like move bitch
00:47:32It gave very rich wagyu honey
00:47:35You know that's an expensive meat
00:47:37I loved you in the sketch
00:47:39Not butter
00:47:40It's so fun to watch someone who's having fun
00:47:42And I could feel you finding more fun things as they were happening
00:47:47There was so many nuances and so many fun things
00:47:50That every time I looked over at you I was laughing
00:47:53Two-handed
00:47:53You were just as dirty as you needed to be
00:47:56And I loved every minute of it
00:47:58You redeemed yourself from last week
00:48:01I'm very proud of you this week
00:48:03There's only one glaring mark
00:48:05You are wearing flats
00:48:09That is the only glaring mark on your magnificence tonight
00:48:14Thank you
00:48:15Up next Briar Blush
00:48:18This outfit is gorgeous
00:48:20I was in awe watching the feathers just float away when you were walking down the runway
00:48:26So you got the really fun role with the inner saboteur
00:48:30There was an opportunity missed with it
00:48:33It was one note
00:48:34You're thrown out
00:48:35And flat you didn't go anywhere with it
00:48:37And if it was me I would have been a little bit baby crazier
00:48:41Nastier just to really bring out the contrast between someone in their inner saboteur
00:48:46We needed more of a relationship between the two of you
00:48:50And then we got to the QNN news and I was like no
00:48:56More you're a drag queen don't give me more
00:49:00It wasn't really exciting until Jane came out
00:49:07I loved the idea of the character
00:49:09But I felt instantaneously like you didn't believe what you were saying
00:49:13Acting is reacting and acting is just talking and being
00:49:16And that's what I felt like was missing
00:49:17I picked you up at the dollar store
00:49:19And I think you were doing yourself a disservice by getting caught up
00:49:22Making sure that you were delivering the lines as written
00:49:26Instead of giving yourself the opportunity to have fun being present with your scene partner
00:49:31Now this outfit
00:49:32Girl I'll ride you all the way to Africa and back
00:49:36Oh
00:49:37But it looks like you've already been mounted honey
00:49:39Your body looks great and it reminds me of Kennedy Davenport's wounded chicken thing
00:49:45And this is really really beautiful
00:49:48All right up next some girls do but Jane don't
00:49:51This look is beautiful and the way that you painted your face and it compliments
00:49:57The entire outfit
00:50:00I just gagged when you were coming down the runway
00:50:03In the QNN news you were the breath of fresh air that that skit needed
00:50:09And I thought you did such a spectacular job
00:50:13You gave us the very best Minnesota mom
00:50:16And you were really good at just going with it
00:50:20You're coming for my job I see
00:50:22Oh my god that was amazing
00:50:24As someone who does that on Saturday Night Live where I said I'm going to need to take some notes
00:50:31today
00:50:32I've become the student you were really confident really funny it was awesome
00:50:36Thank you
00:50:37You know what you came here to do and I'm very very excited to watch how you keep going in
00:50:44this competition
00:50:45Lovely
00:50:46Up next Juicy Love Dionne
00:50:49Personally I think you were in the best sketch of the night
00:50:54And it might have something to do with the fact that it was called young Michelle but to be honest
00:50:58I thought you felt very strong in your stance you were very present
00:51:03That a girl
00:51:04So many times when people do a crazy accent that's their one choice for a character
00:51:08But you had physical choices you had like subtle choices it was awesome
00:51:13The thing that really sold me was how you held your body
00:51:18You're the new secretary
00:51:19There was a certain pose that you did
00:51:22You pulled it off beautifully
00:51:24I want to tell you this if they ever invited my Gatois
00:51:28As to the Met Gala
00:51:30I would wear that everything about it is is gorgeous and it already has my butt
00:51:35I just need to drag the thing on the ground
00:51:38And why a penguin?
00:51:40It's a critically endangered animal and it's traded all over the world because of their scales
00:51:44I've always wanted to be a veterinarian growing up and so when this category came up
00:51:48I said perfect I want to shine light on a beautiful animal
00:51:53Well from this day on I will stop freebasing penguin
00:51:57Thank you RuPaul
00:51:59Thank you queens I think we've heard enough while you untuck backstage the judges and I will deliberate
00:52:08All right kids just between us squirrel friends what do you think starting with Mandy Mango
00:52:15She could have been so demure she could have leaned into it more
00:52:19I feel like she was one note
00:52:20I think Mango has a very odd
00:52:22perspective that she hasn't been able to fully
00:52:27execute or apply to
00:52:29things outside of her own brain
00:52:33It certainly did not work in the butter churning storyline
00:52:37Darlene Mitchell
00:52:38Listen she did it for me tonight
00:52:41I don't want her to get stuck in that biker trash all the time
00:52:44But it worked for her in that butter churning
00:52:47She was so funny in the sketch the hooves though not heels were funny so laughs all around for me
00:52:54Briar blushed
00:52:55As the inner saboteur to athena she missed it completely like the boat came docked and left without her no
00:53:02highs and lows
00:53:03Did the same thing over and over she could have had so much fun and she did not deliver
00:53:07And that one tone carried through to the cue in ian
00:53:10There's so many girls out there tonight that have such a distinguishable vibe
00:53:14And I couldn't quite clock a vibe if that makes sense
00:53:18All right, let's talk about Vita Avantis
00:53:21With comedy you're watching someone walk a very dangerous tightrope
00:53:26And I could tell that she was a bit nervous and skittish
00:53:30You could tell this is not a comfort zone for her
00:53:32Because I felt like she was just saying the words like this to say the words
00:53:37She chopped it up too much because she didn't believe it
00:53:41Jane don't
00:53:42She owned that whole character she owned the scene
00:53:45I was so impressed that she has so many dimensions and sides to herself
00:53:49She looked insane she looked like morc from orc meets sharing glass and queers folk and I absolutely adored it
00:53:56Juicy love dion
00:53:58She chose a pangolin not in a million years would anybody else in any season chose a pangolin
00:54:03And she's painted beautifully she was spectacular
00:54:07I thought she was so great in the sketch and she was clearly having fun with the people in the
00:54:11sketch with her
00:54:12I was so lost in her character and I love you michelle, but I love this lady even more
00:54:19Me too
00:54:20I see jean getting her own sitcom spinoff. I really do just fantastic. Please cast me
00:54:28All right silence i've made my decision bring back my girls
00:54:34Welcome back queens made some decisions
00:54:40Darlene mitchell this week you churned it out
00:54:45Jane don't this week you delivered loud and proud
00:54:51Juicy love diong this week you were one boss bitch
00:55:00Juicy love diong
00:55:03Conjagulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
00:55:08Thank you guys. Thank you so so much
00:55:10Oh
00:55:11M
00:55:12D
00:55:13You've earned a cash tip of five thousand dollars
00:55:17Work good job babe. Did I just win a comedy challenge? I can't believe it, you know?
00:55:22So you're gonna suck with Terry. I'll never stop saying it now
00:55:29Mandy mango your butter could have been better
00:55:35briar blush your inner saboteur got the best of you
00:55:41Vita Von Teese your butch was botched
00:55:48Vita Von Teese
00:55:51You're safe
00:55:55You may join the other girls
00:55:59Mandy
00:56:01Friar
00:56:02I'm sorry my dears
00:56:03But you are up for elimination
00:56:07My heart is beating
00:56:09So hard and so fast. I know I slayed the lipstick last time
00:56:14I know what I gotta do
00:56:16Two queens stand before me
00:56:20Ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination
00:56:30The time has come for you to lip-sync
00:56:36For
00:56:38Your
00:56:39Life
00:56:43Regardless of how I feel about the challenge my mission right now is just to win the lip-sync
00:56:49Good luck
00:56:50And don't
00:56:51Fuck it up
00:56:54Wipe my eyes
00:56:56Yes
00:56:57Comb my hair
00:57:00There's a lot of s**t out there
00:57:02And I feel safer in my bathroom
00:57:05And I feel safer in my bathroom
00:57:05Close the door
00:57:07And ignore
00:57:10All she really wants to know
00:57:12Is if I'm really about to go downtown tonight
00:57:18I might make an appearance
00:57:20Since I look this far
00:57:22Can't work out, Briar
00:57:23Come on, Briar
00:57:23Come on, Briar
00:57:24Come on, Mandy
00:57:25Tonight
00:57:28Just can't leave
00:57:29Briar is fierce
00:57:30She is fighting for her life
00:57:32I'm into this
00:57:33Give me shots this time
00:57:35One, two, three, four
00:57:36Hey
00:57:37Ho
00:57:37Hey ho
00:57:39Give me some real little chipmones
00:57:41Come on, baby
00:57:42Ooh, baby
00:57:42Hey ho
00:57:44Give me some knock and throw a back phone
00:57:46Oh my God
00:57:46Oh my God
00:57:47I'm into the world
00:57:47By the end of the night
00:57:49Baby, come on, baby
00:57:50Come on, baby
00:57:50Woo!
00:57:53That's Briar, come on
00:57:54Careful
00:57:55Forgot, Briar
00:57:56Well, Mandy is definitely bucking and chucking
00:58:00At least she's not wearing a table, honey
00:58:02Tonight
00:58:04I'm Mandy
00:58:05Taking in of tears
00:58:07Give me salt and lime
00:58:09To help me fix my life
00:58:11One, two, three, four
00:58:12Hey ho
00:58:13Work
00:58:14Hey ho
00:58:15Give me some knock and throw a little chipmone
00:58:17By the end of the world
00:58:18By the end of the night
00:58:20Boom
00:58:21I hit the deer
00:58:22Oh no
00:58:24You just have to keep pedaling, bitch
00:58:25Give me that
00:58:26I need to get out of bed
00:58:28I need love in real life
00:58:29Give me, give me that
00:58:31Give me, give me that
00:58:31By the end of the world
00:58:33By the end of the night
00:58:34Baby
00:58:34Come over here
00:58:37Woo!
00:58:38Yeah
00:58:39Wow
00:58:40Wow
00:58:42Queens
00:58:43I've made my decision
00:58:51Briar Blush
00:58:53Shantay you stay
00:58:54Thank you
00:58:56You may join the other girls
00:58:57I want to make you proud
00:59:00I want to make you proud
00:59:01Mandy Mango
00:59:02You are one sweet fruit
00:59:06Don't ever change
00:59:08Now, sashay away
00:59:10Marami salamat
00:59:12Thank you very much
00:59:13Thank you very much
00:59:13It was an honor to be here
00:59:15Yes Mandy
00:59:16We love you Mandy
00:59:18Mangoes can be eaten
00:59:21Mangoes can be slurped
00:59:23Cheers to all the lovers
00:59:25Who make our mangoes
00:59:27Who make our mangoes first
00:59:32I'm really sad
00:59:33I'm really disappointed
00:59:33But I hope I represented for my Filipinas
00:59:37My Filipinos
00:59:39To the people back home
00:59:40I'm so so grateful to have you in my life
00:59:44And I'm so grateful to Rue and my season 18 sisters
00:59:47For showing that being queer is such a superpower
00:59:54Condragulations queens
00:59:55And remember
00:59:56If you can't love yourself out there
00:59:57Hell you gonna love somebody else
00:59:59Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:00Amen
01:00:01Alright now let the music play
01:00:15Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race
01:00:17You and your bestie will design show-stopping looks
01:00:21Inspired by a mashup of two red carpet moments
01:00:25I just fucking made the biggest mistake ever
01:00:29Oh I'm fucked
01:00:31I love this drag
01:00:33You look like a WWE wrestler
01:00:35I'm not trying to have malice with you girl
01:00:37Okay and listen little girl moving forward
01:00:39We don't fuck with each other like that
01:00:43That's when the diarrhea started
01:01:06Because you're the billionaire
01:01:10Cause you know like all the
01:01:11And she'll be something different
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