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Sex Education By My Best Friend Db 01
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you going to tell me you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to stop?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:20Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42What?
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Right there.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:02That's so good.
00:05:04Oh my God.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online level?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Chen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Chen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00She does look good.
00:07:02She does look good.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have feeling the eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of-
00:09:20Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:50No!
00:09:57No!
00:09:58No!
00:10:08You're not!
00:10:08You're just kidding!
00:10:08No!
00:10:09No!
00:10:09No!
00:10:10No!
00:10:10No!
00:10:10No!
00:10:10No!
00:10:12No!
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I'm a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23All the temps and the new girl is on her way.
00:11:24Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Jen.
00:11:31Oh my god. Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response? Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back. Why? You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole
00:11:56school should see it. Did you get it, Lindsay? Got it.
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:08What are you doing?
00:12:13What are you doing?
00:12:17Oh my god.
00:12:20Oh my god.
00:12:23Oh shit.
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Oh my god.
00:12:42Oh my god.
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh cool, your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Ben no.
00:13:31No, no no no no!
00:13:32Ben stop!
00:13:33Ben!
00:13:35Ben!
00:13:36Ben!
00:13:36Ben!
00:13:37Ben!
00:13:37Ben!
00:13:39Ben!
00:13:41Ben!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:54Ben!
00:13:56Ben!
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Everyone's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What's up there, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:08and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:17but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:47No.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family
00:18:02is safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Help me.
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:59It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick?
00:20:02That bloody thing up.
00:20:06I think you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34I'm not that annoying.
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online board careers make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I see...
00:22:14Why you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:12He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39It's...
00:23:41It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I... got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:24Nobody.
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:29I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:35So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:05You.
00:25:06Oh.
00:25:06Me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh...
00:25:33How close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So...
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know.
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date.
00:26:03Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:07Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23The squirm is going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe try something new.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:31One day I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my god.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen.
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite.
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro.
00:30:00And knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:10We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh my God!
00:32:50Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Hold me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:39With me?
00:33:40Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:42With me?
00:33:43We're both hot.
00:33:44And we're both rich.
00:33:45And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:34Ow!
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Geez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47No, no, no.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:59Haley, I...
00:35:16Don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because...
00:35:28I...
00:35:29Pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:05Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Haley, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:34Hey Hal, um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was...
00:36:44so...
00:36:45sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Look!
00:37:05Oh, shit!
00:37:18Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Guys, stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Haley Roberts.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you...
00:38:13saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing...
00:38:16that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh...
00:38:22you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31You know...
00:38:32Father, that asshole,
00:38:33every time he looks at you
00:38:34makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you,
00:38:38kissing you...
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because...
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jack!
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:08now what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:32jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:39hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:47yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:25thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:42and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:54you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara okay
00:42:03okay i i get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you
00:43:22touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:29yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:57oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying
00:44:13to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:51i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:57jake hey
00:45:00now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:13oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend oh sweetie i've been
00:45:19bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that oh i don't know
00:45:24cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this
00:45:32whole time
00:45:35sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:49all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's
00:45:56what you call him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:10property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how did she always get away with this
00:46:16shit could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom what
00:46:28how over
00:46:29my dead body oh because you like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:37please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him just do it you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:20accumulation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing the party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:14hey
00:48:15i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:18hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now they don't care about
00:48:27shit get drunk girl
00:48:41what are you doing here valley
00:48:44how are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about our
00:49:01whole
00:49:02community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually kind
00:49:08i feel a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:23let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:27what is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:30what is there a fire okay we set off the alarm okay we set off the alarm okay we set
00:49:55off the alarm okay
00:49:59oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:21are you him
00:50:23would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:34you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:37so you too this whole time
00:50:42oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:52please at least take my jacket
00:50:54you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was
00:50:58doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:06i knew i knew i shouldn't trusted you
00:51:10now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:12what are you
00:51:21who is that
00:51:22who is that
00:51:23just the devil
00:51:26get in the car
00:51:29i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:33can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:36hayley
00:51:37i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40hi mr happens
00:51:41so
00:51:42you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:46well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable
00:51:53family
00:51:53and that's not you
00:51:55you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:06dad stop
00:52:08don't you touch my family
00:52:10i'll stay away
00:52:12come on you don't mean that
00:52:15i hate everything you stand for
00:52:18i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:52:25i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want any part of it
00:52:31so cool go with your dad
00:52:35hayley
00:52:39fuck this
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week
00:52:47ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hey well you're not that's real love
00:52:51why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:57even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:06hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:14jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:23oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:32one down one to go
00:53:34you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday
00:54:04or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom
00:54:12committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:20reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have
00:54:24to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:28respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by
00:54:51tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:54:58can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself sneak me in your car
00:55:18mom mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:28open the door wait what
00:55:33it's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i'm sure you've given this to you a long time
00:55:47hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning my dad threatened off all your
00:55:51mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:57and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:12hey we have
00:56:13i understand that this changes things
00:56:16yes if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to
00:56:48him and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:07that and you're really hot
00:57:10you know what
00:57:15hey uh there are those things i said we could do
00:57:20here we go
00:57:24take my clothes off
00:57:26you getting there don't worry
00:57:30i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just be on me
00:57:35i'm so beyond you
00:57:49okay so what do you think
00:57:5210 out of 10. yeah yeah would do again
00:57:56okay sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:01all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:15oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:24there's always been lost behind it
00:58:25i'll see you in a minute
00:58:26stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:31same
00:58:33isn't promenade
00:58:35i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:37i don't know but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:44cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:46i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of beat me to the show
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:53yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55but i don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:02i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:11i thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:18i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here
00:59:41cole are you here
00:59:43mr
00:59:44you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole you are a big problem
01:00:05hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:08you would try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:30my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:36uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:41for at
01:00:41least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:05thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me but i mean like who else would win
01:01:14right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:26haley's fucked
01:01:27this is where's your guy
01:01:28what
01:01:32hey uh this time that's up no
01:01:35who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:46i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05you make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:12don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:34you little skit
01:02:36you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:53you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:04oh my god
01:03:06there was no wintering shit you lied to me
01:03:16hayley catch
01:03:22oh my princess finally has her crown
01:03:26now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37oh how can i refuse
01:03:45oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home right now
01:03:52you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:10can
01:04:12i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19joy pro
01:04:26i am so proud of you
01:04:30i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:33that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:40i love you i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
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