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Lucifer's Bride
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvening.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why do you weigh down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the
00:01:11most in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate me.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot!
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the? Oh, geez, this has given me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:31on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh!
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her!
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:04And you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:12Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:15:59But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course!
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:59So, I'm already going.
00:18:04Let me come with you.
00:18:06Matt Robinson
00:18:16Do you need, no, man.
00:18:18You must have to take your son naked if you want to make it without your son naked?
00:18:19But I'm not going to tell your son naked.
00:18:23All right, and I can't see you.
00:18:25You can too.
00:18:25You can see him.
00:18:27You can see the car's hot.
00:18:27I'm not going to give you a sweet lift.
00:18:28You have a sometimes-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and
00:18:28-and-and-and-and-and-and-and
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets
00:19:07are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't
00:19:13know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop
00:19:18this
00:19:18now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:40help me i'm just warm
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:21:21you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:21:26and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrites the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving you by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you your fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted
00:22:31to a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:41you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54you're on the step
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get em boys
00:23:00get em
00:23:02fire
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00:23:07fire
00:23:09fire
00:23:12fire
00:23:13fire
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00:23:16fire
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00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16But how could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a cure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:20Angel, and I.
00:29:20I mean, it's the goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you,
00:29:56my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:29:59and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I...
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:20and he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:30but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share them with you
00:31:42than let that penniless, ugly bitch have them.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No, we're not for us.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not,
00:32:19homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:29I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:44filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years,
00:33:47and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer
00:34:19than you,
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire
00:34:23corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me
00:34:37for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:56Marissa,
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful,
00:35:14cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter
00:35:17supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about,
00:35:35Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase
00:35:46this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street
00:35:48for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street credit
00:35:56I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak,
00:36:02cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular,
00:36:13everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course,
00:36:17those without substance
00:36:19underneath would never
00:36:20understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means
00:36:23the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on
00:36:34with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me
00:36:53of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:00at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity
00:37:03to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:11so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do you remember that?
00:37:20Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:24if you show
00:37:25even so much
00:37:26as a hair
00:37:26at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma,
00:37:28I have to confess
00:37:30something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:32a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of
00:37:42the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from
00:37:44Asseplius,
00:37:45the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved
00:37:47several world leaders
00:37:49with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become
00:37:54the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:56hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she
00:37:58betrayed you.
00:37:59But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was
00:38:03to broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing
00:38:06your worth
00:38:07and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:09the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to
00:38:12believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost
00:38:14Mom and Dad
00:38:15because we didn't
00:38:15have the money
00:38:16for their medical bills.
00:38:18I vowed that
00:38:19I would do
00:38:20everything I can
00:38:20to serve those
00:38:21in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm
00:38:23taking everything
00:38:24back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:25back to Charity.
00:38:27You've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you
00:38:30will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you
00:38:32right,
00:38:33who actually
00:38:34deserves you.
00:38:35You will see
00:38:36tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said
00:38:45Trixie's
00:38:46crashing
00:38:46in our wedding?
00:38:47She was
00:38:47bullying us
00:38:48too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably
00:38:50trying to extort
00:38:51you now that
00:38:51she knows
00:38:52you're rich
00:38:52as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody
00:38:54steps on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites
00:38:57back hard.
00:38:58So let her
00:38:59come and
00:38:59embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:02You mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video
00:39:07of you?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman
00:39:11staked the
00:39:1119th century
00:39:12tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me
00:39:14up higher
00:39:15on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole
00:39:16world sees her
00:39:16in her homeless
00:39:17mess against
00:39:18my presidential
00:39:19glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this
00:39:21party into her
00:39:21funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home,
00:39:32brother.
00:39:34Welcome home,
00:39:35General!
00:39:38Sir,
00:39:38the homeless
00:39:39woman who
00:39:39saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the
00:39:41file of her
00:39:42ex, Butch
00:39:42Tanner.
00:39:43He served
00:39:43with your
00:39:44regiment in
00:39:44the Marines.
00:39:45You mean
00:39:45the Butch
00:39:46Tanner that
00:39:46could barely
00:39:47carry supplies?
00:39:47Well,
00:39:48she's been
00:39:48providing for
00:39:49him and
00:39:49his entire
00:39:49family while
00:39:50he's been
00:39:50deployed overseas,
00:39:51sir.
00:39:52So she
00:39:52waited for
00:39:52him for
00:39:53years and
00:39:54then he
00:39:54betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to
00:39:56Intel, she's
00:39:57planning to
00:39:57bring it down
00:39:58on them at
00:39:58their wedding.
00:39:59We should
00:39:59join her.
00:40:01Men, I'm
00:40:02only alive
00:40:03today because
00:40:03of that
00:40:03virtuous woman
00:40:04and her
00:40:05incredible
00:40:05power that
00:40:06saved my
00:40:06life.
00:40:07So she
00:40:07needs our
00:40:08support.
00:40:08Will you
00:40:09join me in
00:40:09protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will
00:40:11learn a lot
00:40:12to protect
00:40:12her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's
00:40:14roll.
00:40:18go!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to
00:40:31my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very
00:40:33special day for
00:40:34me and
00:40:34Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we
00:40:35getting married,
00:40:36but in just one
00:40:36hour, my company
00:40:37will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential
00:40:39contract, allowing
00:40:40my biomedical
00:40:41company to go
00:40:41public.
00:40:46Congratulations on
00:40:47the contract
00:40:47once again,
00:40:48Mrs.
00:40:49Wickham
00:40:49Stowe, butch is
00:40:50taking my last
00:40:51name.
00:40:52Oh, and please
00:40:53don't be so
00:40:53uptight, Secretary
00:40:54Cho.
00:40:55You are the
00:40:56secretary of the
00:40:57entire U.S.
00:40:57health department,
00:40:58but this is a
00:40:59par-tay after all.
00:41:00I see some of
00:41:02the most important
00:41:02people in the
00:41:03nation have also
00:41:04arrived to
00:41:05celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S.
00:41:08president will
00:41:09also be arriving
00:41:10soon to give
00:41:11you the contract
00:41:12herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why
00:41:14Sasa is the best
00:41:16wife a man could
00:41:16ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make
00:41:20sure the crowd
00:41:20is entertained
00:41:21tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the
00:41:22wedding begin.
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't
00:41:28start until I say
00:41:29it does.
00:41:51You two really
00:41:52are a match made
00:41:53in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to
00:41:55save your guests
00:41:55from this oncoming
00:41:56train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize
00:41:58it from any of our
00:41:59elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for
00:42:03tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are
00:42:08you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the
00:42:10homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off
00:42:13us.
00:42:14You know, being
00:42:15this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I who
00:42:21bankrolled you two
00:42:22for the last three
00:42:22years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23do you have of
00:42:24that?
00:42:25Look at me, then
00:42:26go look at yourself
00:42:26in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire
00:42:29CEO.
00:42:30Even the first
00:42:30woman president
00:42:31will be here any
00:42:32second now to
00:42:33congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're
00:42:34nothing but a
00:42:35washed up sewer
00:42:36rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She won't watch
00:42:40her.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut
00:42:44ties with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so
00:42:45shameless and
00:42:47desperate that she'd
00:42:48still show up to my
00:42:49wedding to suck up
00:42:50to me.
00:42:51This is what poor,
00:42:52sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for
00:42:54scraps from us,
00:42:56the rich and
00:42:57glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much,
00:42:59Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all
00:43:00high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the
00:43:02hand that feeds you.
00:43:03especially when I'm
00:43:05the one who's
00:43:05giving you the
00:43:06contract.
00:43:11You giving me
00:43:13the contract?
00:43:14You have no
00:43:15skills, no
00:43:16education, no
00:43:17connection, so how
00:43:18could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get
00:43:20the US fucking
00:43:21president to give
00:43:23me a billion dollar
00:43:24contract?
00:43:24We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings,
00:43:26Marissa, and I
00:43:27saw potential in
00:43:28you, even trusted
00:43:29you as my best
00:43:30friend, but I
00:43:31recognize now that
00:43:32greed has poisoned
00:43:34you.
00:43:34Don't be all
00:43:35sore now just
00:43:36because I stole
00:43:36your man.
00:43:37This is what us
00:43:39rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from
00:43:41lame spinsters for
00:43:42fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too
00:43:46embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you
00:43:49any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the
00:43:51rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a
00:43:54gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put
00:43:56that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's
00:43:58embarrassing me in
00:43:58front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her
00:44:00sup.
00:44:00Don't listen to
00:44:01her, everyone.
00:44:02She's a gold
00:44:03digging, blood
00:44:04sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have
00:44:05to lift a finger and
00:44:07you're already
00:44:07embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of
00:44:08everyone for me,
00:44:09butch.
00:44:11You may look and
00:44:12sound like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic
00:44:15coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough.
00:44:16You know what I
00:44:17always couldn't
00:44:18stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral
00:44:20posturing.
00:44:20But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just
00:44:23lies to make you
00:44:24lame girls feel
00:44:25better about
00:44:25yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no
00:44:27man will choose
00:44:27you over Marissa
00:44:28Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:31and you're just
00:44:32all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to
00:44:34request to be
00:44:35chosen, because I'm
00:44:36the one who's
00:44:37doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:47Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the
00:44:54billion dollar
00:44:54contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's
00:44:59supposed to make us
00:44:59all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so
00:45:05scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:06This isn't that
00:45:08contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to
00:45:10the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle
00:45:12from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just
00:45:17trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even
00:45:18have the guts to go
00:45:19all the way.
00:45:20Look at her
00:45:20following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign
00:45:22over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, uh,
00:45:34I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little
00:45:35treat while you're
00:45:36at it?
00:45:46You must understand
00:45:47me.
00:45:48I'm here to take
00:45:49back everything
00:45:49I've ever given
00:45:50you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to
00:45:52charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's
00:46:01gone cuckoo in
00:46:01the head.
00:46:02She thinks that
00:46:02just because she
00:46:03rented a pretty
00:46:04little dress she
00:46:04can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket
00:46:06invested baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had
00:46:08that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away,
00:46:09Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:11in the bucket for
00:46:11me.
00:46:12Uh, I know
00:46:13what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten
00:46:15delusional and
00:46:16you think you're
00:46:17Cinderella so you
00:46:18can just show up
00:46:18to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince
00:46:20Charming will scoop
00:46:21you into money
00:46:21forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not
00:46:23happening.
00:46:24Security, lock the
00:46:25doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't
00:46:26leave until we're
00:46:27through with her.
00:46:31This is where your
00:46:32dreams will die,
00:46:33bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss
00:46:37Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his
00:46:40mistress at the
00:46:40Wickham wedding
00:46:41right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's gonna
00:46:43wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with
00:46:45him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few
00:46:51toy guns scare me,
00:46:52Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of
00:46:54people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head
00:46:57of command,
00:46:58Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander
00:47:00Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the
00:47:02legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma
00:47:04for years after he
00:47:05saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist
00:47:07attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed, ugly
00:47:11leech.
00:47:11So how could you
00:47:12possibly have this
00:47:13magical ability to
00:47:14heal someone like
00:47:15General Lysander
00:47:16Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here's
00:47:18gonna believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa is the
00:47:22fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated,
00:47:27Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves,
00:47:36everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich
00:47:45as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the
00:47:47Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has a
00:47:50billion dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the
00:47:55first female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to
00:48:01leech off you like a
00:48:03parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to
00:48:06marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for
00:48:07the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this,
00:48:09Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:22a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued our
00:48:29friendship, Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here
00:48:31to give you a second
00:48:32chance, to see if you'd
00:48:33apologize and admit
00:48:34to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no, you stooped
00:48:38so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more
00:48:41disgusting than you
00:48:42standing on street
00:48:43corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows if you've
00:48:47already started offering
00:48:48sexual services?
00:48:50Well, then, why don't
00:48:52you get on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will
00:48:55never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:03making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you
00:49:17hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting you
00:49:18leave here alive.
00:49:20It's awesome.
00:49:21I do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you,
00:49:25Trixie, not even
00:49:26the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop so many
00:49:42holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be
00:49:45the goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Licender
00:49:56scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good
00:49:58enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um...
00:51:01When did I become
00:51:02your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never going to hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really,
00:51:12it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because
00:51:15you're a good man.
00:51:16Not because I want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me,
00:51:27Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman
00:51:34of virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man
00:51:45who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:51:59Look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny,
00:52:08worthless woman like that.
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16never talks about a woman
00:52:17that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire
00:52:30with fire to deal
00:52:31with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off it
00:52:39because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to do me
00:52:41the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part
00:53:07of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better
00:53:13about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:29since you've been
00:53:29out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:32to play some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't
00:53:47ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we
00:53:51shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:03Listen, Trixie,
00:54:05I have never met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible and kind
00:54:13and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're
00:54:16the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:23Oscar-worthy.
00:54:24Oscar-worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know that
00:54:34you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56Must be panties.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Lysander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:04for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:15well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:49will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes.
00:55:59I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple
00:56:22here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthy
00:56:27Trixie is.
00:56:29No man
00:56:30in their right mind
00:56:32would marry
00:56:33that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care
00:56:36if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making
00:56:38this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that
00:56:40she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman
00:56:43on Earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful
00:56:53man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if
00:57:05like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08would propose
00:57:08to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:13the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:18the lowest rank
00:57:19of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22actors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:24enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us
00:57:33with your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes
00:57:35she could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:39she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:44unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose
00:57:47of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't
00:57:49prefer violets.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself,
00:57:53but...
00:57:54I'll let you
00:57:55do all the
00:57:56heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:57Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:06this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt
00:58:08Marissa Wicken
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:15to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:58:43are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:45Sassu?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:52It's a thin air.
00:58:55And that's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:05said that the Armstrong
00:59:05family owns the
00:59:06entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:09how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really
00:59:15Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married,
00:59:22the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:32losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:39Sassu.
00:59:40Sassu.
00:59:41Sassu.
00:59:46Sassu.
00:59:46I know why
00:59:48you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:51you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:57a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands
01:00:01for me
01:00:01or I'll have them
01:00:02removed for you.
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:09interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:11and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sassu was just
01:00:19trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Well, okay,
01:00:25you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you
01:00:29a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiance,
01:00:52but now you'd sell
01:00:54at other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:55your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:04I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the president
01:01:19and she said
01:01:19your contract
01:01:20is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:29and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:31approved of mine?
01:01:32By all medical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor
01:01:35anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto
01:01:39is the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave the wrong
01:01:43bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never
01:01:48let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:06who cares about
01:02:06this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:09break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:12explicit permission
01:02:13to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:17General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22who single-handedly
01:03:23saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:29his choice to crime
01:03:30is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:35with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:42this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:44a lot of trouble.
01:03:44But I promise
01:03:45that I'll get it resolved
01:03:46and we can focus
01:03:47on taking down
01:03:48your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiance.
01:03:55You don't get
01:03:56to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:24If you can.
01:04:45If you can.
01:04:47Oh shit.
01:04:51Oh shit.
01:05:13Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now? I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was! I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own
01:07:08wedding!
01:07:16Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too? That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're courted.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right. Ray rides the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will!
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong left.
01:09:43I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please. I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happened to-
01:10:02Spock! Spock! Spock! Spock! Spock!
01:10:08Spock! Spock!
01:10:11No! No, Pa!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:02Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:35it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:05First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here.
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait? What?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15No.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable.
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:28Wait, that's the President.
01:17:42No, hey, idiots!
01:17:45Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07But you're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here.
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:15And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only...
01:21:26The one and only...
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:42What?!
01:21:46Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:00You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:15I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:36I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:21You seduce me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you hymbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:56You may kiss the bride.
01:24:56You may kiss the bride.
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