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00:00:00THE END
00:00:00THE END
00:00:04Look out.
00:00:07Open your legs up for me.
00:00:09Why?
00:00:10Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:18Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:25This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:34But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:49That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:57In my fantasy.
00:00:58Anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:03In reality,
00:01:03he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:07Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit.
00:01:16Oh shit.
00:01:16Fucking dumbass.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could be really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him.
00:01:45Alright.
00:01:46Welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:52I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:01But bring something.
00:02:02Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:08What?
00:02:09A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:11I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:13You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:44Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:02I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:04Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:13You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right.
00:03:24Bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:38Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:47It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just leave it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:20I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to run, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:51This is my year, new city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:31Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50And if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a tea meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:18She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:22Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show em regression.
00:06:32I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:47Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48We lost em.
00:06:50We still gotta start.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are gonna be running around so you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down.
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:36I love you.
00:08:37I love you.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03What's up, Chelle?
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:19Kevin's got stabbed by the chicken version.
00:09:22Don't look.
00:09:23It's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:26Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, Sheriff?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:15You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:57Then do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11And act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Be sure you are going to take your chance.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only, my only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes, Rhett.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Erin?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just, like.
00:12:07Oh my God.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:17I'll tell you.
00:12:18Go watch.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21Thank you for your face.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57No, why don't we talk about something that matters.
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit and spend the ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09Me and you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:47Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:12and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't care.
00:14:15Tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17I don't control what I do.
00:14:20Yes, baby.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be,
00:14:58a roommate,
00:14:59my brother's best friend,
00:15:00screw him.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:24Oh my god.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Ow.
00:15:32Look, everyone.
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause
00:15:37for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now,
00:15:53are we going to have some fun?
00:15:55Or is everyone just going to stand around
00:15:56taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you
00:16:17to
00:16:18call a guy
00:16:19and get him to come here
00:16:20and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted
00:16:30and I can't
00:16:31call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker.
00:16:44You flash your tits
00:16:45and a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:07That's his punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:30Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of night?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:51Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett.
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:21Nope!
00:18:22Get off of me!
00:18:23You lost the dare.
00:18:24You paid the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:51Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:00A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out of your hands.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Please stop.
00:19:18Please.
00:19:18Get in this.
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:19:38Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:19:41No.
00:19:48Brett.
00:19:49This is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:54I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:13and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody
00:20:16understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:27you okay
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:45what would happen if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:49what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where
00:20:56and you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:21:01the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know
00:21:14because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:16always causing trouble
00:21:18just put this up
00:21:20happy
00:21:26well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:47bullshit
00:21:48fuck rita fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:54i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want
00:21:59someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:01i'll always answer when you come i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean
00:22:07what does that mean for us
00:22:08what am i
00:22:10to you brett
00:22:12i'm losing my mind
00:22:13i know the rules but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:17all i can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:21what
00:22:24say it
00:22:25just say it
00:22:25i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:31it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:33that is not true
00:22:34then tell me
00:22:35that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39i can't
00:22:42you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what just forget it
00:22:48forget i said anything
00:22:51i'm done begging you
00:22:52i'm done
00:22:53no alison alison stop it
00:22:56yes
00:22:57yes
00:22:58yes
00:23:01yes
00:23:02there is a line
00:23:03and i am trying
00:23:04to not
00:23:05cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if i do
00:23:08i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:18please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing
00:23:40we're hurting everything
00:23:54yo what's up loser
00:23:59ali
00:24:00are
00:24:00are you a threat right now
00:24:04swear to god guys
00:24:05what are you doing right now
00:24:06talk to me
00:24:07please don't talk
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:20yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:22hey ron what's up man
00:24:23ali caught me
00:24:25dumbass
00:24:25and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:27two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:31or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:33it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:38we went to the freshman party and and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:47okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:49yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true
00:25:00you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:01i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:05i was uh i was going to you right after
00:25:07i got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god that was really really close
00:25:17hey but uh
00:25:18just go on we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:21it's late
00:25:22come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:31quit acting so childish
00:25:32you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:50physical assessments today
00:25:52allison you're first
00:25:54allison you're first
00:25:55you hold to me
00:25:56your foror
00:25:56you
00:25:56child
00:25:56youúsica
00:25:57what
00:25:57have you been doing year
00:26:04and
00:26:05to
00:26:05is yours
00:26:06and
00:26:06and
00:26:08and
00:26:25Damn Allison, I see you.
00:26:29You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it.
00:26:46What's your problem?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison?
00:27:05Let me help.
00:27:06I'm no hands on.
00:27:09I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on, it'll be fun.
00:27:12I promise.
00:27:15Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:26That's right.
00:27:27Susan needs to keep her, Brett.
00:27:30Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man.
00:27:40You're lost.
00:27:46What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:48Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:55Just doing my job.
00:27:59First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:04All right, come on.
00:28:06You first.
00:28:12Let's go!
00:28:13We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Mookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:18But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go!
00:28:21We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:28We have all y'all.
00:28:39We owe you!
00:28:39We sort of have all this force to stop off .
00:28:42No, we ain't gonna boss VTG.
00:28:45Open times VTGF, no!
00:28:47Joshua said it.
00:28:47God, bye!
00:28:47Ta having a VM is trolley!
00:28:50Yeah, yeah.
00:28:54156 stories.
00:28:55Second things...
00:28:55Interesting.
00:28:5714 is a win.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:00I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:07Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:24She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:32She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:51What the hell am I doing?
00:29:53You okay, Bryce?
00:29:55And done, Allison.
00:29:57You killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:03Really?
00:30:04Well, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:10Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:17Naughty.
00:30:34Oh my...
00:30:36Shit!
00:30:36Fuck!
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:40Oh my god.
00:30:46Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:48Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:49This.
00:30:50Jesus.
00:30:51I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:54Brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach.
00:30:57But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:58How do I unseize it?
00:31:00How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:03It's fine.
00:31:04Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um...
00:31:10Didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:16You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, alright?
00:31:23Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:30This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't...
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:37What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:39Had...
00:31:41Oh my God.
00:31:41She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:43This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:45She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:48It's okay.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:04Got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:10Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:20That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24It never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:57What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:09Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:11Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You wanna fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:38Get out!
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:45It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:49So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:53We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:02room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07Alright.
00:34:08Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:12Alright?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:38Is that even Allison?
00:34:40Oh, shit.
00:34:54Is that even Allison?
00:34:56Fantastic.
00:34:57You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true.
00:35:03I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:05It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:25Let's move.
00:35:26Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:34You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:40Hey.
00:35:41Hey, uh.
00:35:48Bring the leg.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:06Let's go.
00:36:06One, two, three, go.
00:36:12Time out loud.
00:36:17Uh-huh.
00:36:18Uh-huh.
00:36:19Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:31Woo.
00:36:36What is that girl?
00:36:38She's on fire.
00:36:39That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40You know she had moves.
00:36:46Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:49I mean, damn.
00:36:50I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:53Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:58Stay with you.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:37:00See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:04I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05You don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:19He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:22The 10.
00:37:26Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:31Good job!
00:37:32Thank you!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Woo!
00:37:53Woo!
00:37:53ee, shut up.
00:37:57You're good.
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:10Kiss!
00:38:10Are you actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:39:14I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:18Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:23Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:26No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:39But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:04I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a robe.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:27I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Do not bullshit me.
00:40:30Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:36She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:38I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:40Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:44You do not.
00:40:45I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:54No.
00:40:55I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:06Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:16Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:24Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:28Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:30I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:33She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:36Brett.
00:41:38What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi.
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:48Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50Oh, you know what?
00:41:51I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:55It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:59The fun's over.
00:42:00It's finished.
00:42:01Do you understand?
00:42:05Don't you dare.
00:42:05Don't you dare.
00:42:06No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:07I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:20Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:22Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:25Because that's all this is.
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should've kissed Chad.
00:42:30I had two options.
00:42:31You and him.
00:42:32And I picked wrong.
00:42:37Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:40Chad's a predator.
00:42:41And a loser.
00:42:42And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie.
00:43:25Brett.
00:43:26You guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:29You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah.
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:35So I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:37Okay, cool.
00:43:38Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:41Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under.
00:43:43Right?
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53What?
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:55Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:05I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:07I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:08You got it, so...
00:44:09I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass.
00:44:17And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:19an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:28Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized...
00:44:35so I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron...
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:44A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:46I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:52So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:59Okay.
00:44:59He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:03They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Thanks.
00:45:10What was that?
00:45:13What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:24Bye.
00:45:31God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:40I don't want to.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:44Don't be the little sister Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this like stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:07I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:25I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46Just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:05Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to save $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:09And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17No!
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really? For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:05Let's go.
00:50:12Let's go.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:37Fine, but I play to win.
00:50:43Aki, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:08I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:47Hey, look at it, look at it.
00:51:49Hey!
00:51:50Hey!
00:51:50Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:57Oh my god, is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright, hey.
00:52:15It's gonna be okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:18Let's get you in.
00:52:19Let's get you in.
00:52:24Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30God, just put me down, Greg.
00:52:32All right, here you go. Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:36And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy,
00:52:40let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works, okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool. I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:40I did. No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you. I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop. Stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that. I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day.
00:55:22Every morning.
00:55:24Every night.
00:55:27Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me.
00:55:49Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protective older brother.
00:56:36But I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:40How much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think.
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to do it your way.
00:57:11It will be secret, Lars.
00:57:12I don't want to do it.
00:57:18I don't want to do it.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:37Hi Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44Two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Aww.
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:53my legs are killing me and i really like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed
00:58:00me by
00:58:00the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm
00:58:07telling
00:58:07you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals
00:58:13kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but
00:58:21why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you away ally
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own desk bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think just
00:59:14because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help save
00:59:21it for
00:59:21someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot i'm late
00:59:46brett
00:59:48that's elsa's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's i never would
00:59:53have
00:59:53touched it
01:00:10see what you have to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:27someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:33forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think we
01:00:41all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just saw
01:00:46you
01:00:47throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were
01:00:51retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't
01:00:57need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in
01:01:02with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:23real
01:01:23athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:31substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen those
01:01:36before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me i've never
01:01:44seen those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her could ever
01:01:49compete with
01:01:49us be mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to hold on
01:01:55to my vitamins
01:01:56this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're just vitamins no they
01:02:02aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned
01:02:08substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the team yeah we
01:02:17wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three bullies trying to
01:02:22frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know it yeah every count
01:02:34every formation i could step up and do it you little you think you can just walk in here and
01:02:41steal
01:02:41everything from me that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:49listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue you want us
01:02:54to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep
01:03:06you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little secret do exactly as i say
01:03:13or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:25very sweet
01:03:28what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:32i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:40was up to
01:03:40something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:01stop
01:04:03hey do you do you think i'm fat seriously who put that garbage in your head
01:04:09i don't want you to say anything like that again i mean i'm being serious though i'm being serious too
01:04:13allison perfect just who you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall always
01:04:26all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then else
01:04:45okay okay great job you guys you killed her
01:05:13hey i told you to catch you brett you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:25are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:30are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:52all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce
01:05:59allison scott as the new captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20ali look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:25thanks bro i'll take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:32how's it she is good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra
01:06:38bump and grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting
01:06:46for the mvp well don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks i hate your dreams how about
01:06:52you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think
01:06:58you're so fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by
01:07:04sucking your way to the top lena must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while
01:07:10you
01:07:10play you shameless whore hey one more one i do you're defending your sluts on her huh she's a public
01:07:20bus
01:07:20everybody gets a ride hey hey hey this
01:07:34that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chad was gonna hit her
01:07:40you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:47we should take you to the er okay all right you're sure you're on it
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05shut up
01:08:12you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:18me out
01:08:19hey guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:25team they
01:08:26can't see us like this i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of
01:08:32the entire team
01:08:35ron's gonna kill you what do you want to do let's hide
01:08:46brad brad you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea how crazy you
01:08:53drive me
01:08:55you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:01doing this do you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet
01:09:17unless you are not this
01:09:20brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:23hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:26assholes
01:09:36i feel what you do to me
01:09:38i feel what you do to me
01:09:41it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:43yeah
01:09:46brad you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:09:50hands are
01:09:51soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a
01:09:54little while
01:09:55all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:00you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:06health and physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:09you know you could have just asked you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26are you gonna help me no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:41i'm so bad for you
01:10:52grad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the half time show is going to break the internet
01:10:57captain scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state
01:11:03university cheerleading squad led by captain alison scott
01:11:09i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious
01:11:17new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:32that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's
01:11:38got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the squad then
01:11:47your attorney what listen partner murmur is never be suppose just ask anyone and know there you know yet
01:11:47brett approached us about a month ago you said you said he had good stuff
01:11:53but only if we helped alison become captain yeah that's bullshit
01:11:58i have proof
01:12:01i know real doctors i've got pills ali no more being blackmailed let allison take the captain
01:12:10position this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life i'm sweetie it's all coming out
01:12:18now i saw her taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:26hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes brett she's using you for the
01:12:32clouds for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a total bottom feeder you know you're
01:12:39so full of shit it's unbelievable how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you have
01:12:43nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up
01:12:51this is my sister okay she would never do something like this and here come the pretzels
01:12:57all right that's enough that's enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as the
01:13:04evidence that has been presented i have no choice alison scott you are hereby removed from your
01:13:10position as captain of the cheerleader furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an
01:13:15expulsion hearing justice for the real athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the
01:13:23jumbotron i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy in the right way more pills
01:13:29no more purging no more black you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are never gonna have
01:13:34to take any of you to take your spouse ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make Rita take
01:13:39some
01:13:39promise this video this is the real conversation not the edited one that Rita just played now for the
01:13:48drugs these are the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get these at any pharmacy in
01:13:54the world you want to check these out principal he's right these are common supplements everybody Rita is
01:14:04the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements she's been
01:14:09threatening them if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that
01:14:13they have now everybody is different but all bodies are beautiful Rita sabotaged allison for one reason
01:14:19one reason only because she was a threat she threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire
01:14:24squad and it's horrible because allison she's a beautiful person and she would never do anything like
01:14:29this and she deserves to be the cheer captain that's not true he's lying she's the one who's
01:14:37drugging the team lock her up lock her up lock her up you fucking bitch you ruined my life you
01:14:47ruined it yourself
01:14:59look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when i give you
01:15:06a chance you run crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you gonna
01:15:13do
01:15:13about it harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now mr williams
01:15:22apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:27students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father your
01:15:34father may have his name on the library but i assure you his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:40you can take him away party's over let go no i'll sue you all this isn't over
01:15:47and as for you miss scott on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:53i would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure and as of now
01:15:59you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially
01:16:05reinstated as captain
01:16:08thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama i hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:34cut down state university wins it all
01:17:03hey allison
01:17:09the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:20i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
01:17:37yeah
01:17:37yeah
01:17:38yeah
01:17:39yeah
01:17:40yeah
01:17:41yeah
01:17:41yeah
01:17:41You
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