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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor's been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry, you're the janitor.
00:00:19Um...
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murder?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus.
00:00:58You scared the shit out of me.
00:00:59You know, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:30He's been watching you.
00:01:31That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:38Congratulations.
00:01:39Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This is like 10 times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:47But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:56Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:01Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:15And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:21James is the one for me.
00:02:22Just.
00:02:24Let's talk later.
00:02:47Hey, babe, I'm watching a little home video next time.
00:02:50I think I want you to punch me even harder.
00:02:53James, you're sick!
00:02:58Jesus Christ, Karen, are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:01Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07Eavesdropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:14But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:19You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right?
00:04:19You make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:23Homeless?
00:04:24Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:31I took you off the streets.
00:04:33I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:38Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:42My father was right about me.
00:04:45Oh, God.
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses.
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:52No one made you choose us.
00:04:54No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:00We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:08You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:17Jenna.
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:22Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:35You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a screen door in a submarine.
00:05:39You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:44You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:53I sure do.
00:06:00James!
00:06:01Baby!
00:06:02You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:13Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:26James' ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:35You understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41Fine.
00:06:42If you like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:45Wait!
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom!
00:06:50She is my family.
00:06:51Leave!
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:52Oh, wait.
00:06:55Here.
00:06:56Don't forget your bills.
00:06:58Bitch.
00:07:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline.
00:07:03You racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:08It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:11I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:25You don't have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept this situation with Marilyn, or sink on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a home wrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:59I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:00Really?
00:08:02So what, you're going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:07You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:10But no!
00:08:11You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving from your tent.
00:08:15You know what?
00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:20Caroline!
00:08:21Please!
00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:27You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:35You said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:48Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:13You hit me?
00:09:16Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:27Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:37James, you can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:43And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees, calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:46I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now, now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:12I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:16Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:20I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38I guess all of us think.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:45You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP.
00:12:15So I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:36Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What?
00:12:40I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off of me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll sign.
00:13:04I'll sign.
00:13:24I'll sign.
00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:38Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:43Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon,
00:13:48so we don't need you
00:13:50and your janitor trash
00:13:51stinking up our house.
00:14:03Now get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:23Dad, you were right all along
00:14:27and never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home anytime.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on,
00:14:44but no matter what happens,
00:14:46I'm always on your side
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:55Dad, it's so sorry.
00:14:56Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so,
00:15:05but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage,
00:15:11but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm going to make sure
00:15:21no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Dad.
00:15:27It's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I know that you mean well.
00:15:38This is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were,
00:15:45they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs
00:15:50and dead when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was,
00:15:55it would make him so insecure.
00:15:57You're right.
00:15:58You're right.
00:15:59I know.
00:15:59I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commission.
00:16:17I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:26Look at us.
00:16:28I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone,
00:16:34we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, dad's getting promoted,
00:16:38and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:39and this is just the best day ever.
00:16:45Talk to me.
00:16:49What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:58Have she ruined your promotion?
00:16:59Dad, you're going to lose your job,
00:17:00and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Beaver smoothie from Air One,
00:17:04but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:06She goes to Mark, that's bad.
00:17:19Easy.
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27I mean, just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:44You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to let go of the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately,
00:18:15but I just want to make sure that it doesn't reflect poorly on you
00:18:18or their department.
00:18:19I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there
00:18:27for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me,
00:18:32the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family
00:18:36so they can be a part of the big moment.
00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did it go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it,
00:18:50but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony
00:18:53and he said to bring my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family,
00:19:22I'm never walking away again.
00:19:24James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45Jenna, when your father gets promoted,
00:19:47he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head of honcho.
00:19:54James!
00:19:56Commissioner Handel's promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats!
00:20:01Thanks, Ham.
00:20:02But we gotta keep it quiet.
00:20:04I gotta stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here,
00:20:11a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:14Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new L.A. PD Commissioner will be here any minute.
00:20:21I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:32Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:37Everything's set.
00:20:40Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the Commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family,
00:21:02she must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:12A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, she or my mom,
00:21:20I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion,
00:21:27you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The Commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life
00:21:43and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, Marilyn.
00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:02I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:06Guys, the Commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe it?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline,
00:22:30your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:36I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off the toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:43No.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Marilyn, after I get this promotion,
00:22:52we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Everyone, the Commissioner is coming in.
00:22:58Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:30Wait, you're the Commissioner?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Holy shit, this whole time.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:36That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:40What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you,
00:23:45so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the Commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:51Exactly.
00:23:52Dad said the new Commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:55I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:02Do not ruin the Commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day,
00:24:07so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave?
00:24:12This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:19Now you are officially obstructing a police proceeding,
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:23Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit.
00:24:30Is that the police commissioner's badge?
00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new Commissioner.
00:24:37Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no.
00:24:45It's clearly fake.
00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:47She's my ex-wife.
00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:50Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah,
00:24:53because if Caroline was really the Commissioner,
00:24:55that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.
00:24:59Now, the real Commissioner will be here any second,
00:25:01and when she sees this stunt,
00:25:02she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion,
00:25:07so go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:10Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:11I guess it's got to be.
00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:17All right, you know, enough is enough.
00:25:20You're coming with me.
00:25:21You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on.
00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:26why don't you try swiping this
00:25:28on the door of the Commissioner's office?
00:25:31Right?
00:25:31Then you'll see.
00:25:34The word is the Commissioner spent years undercover
00:25:37in the headquarters.
00:25:39What if it's really her?
00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no, guys,
00:25:45why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:48But James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:52I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work
00:25:56and the door doesn't open,
00:25:58then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Ooh.
00:26:01Getting scared?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:04Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious.
00:26:25How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:28Terror?
00:26:30Or the crap?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:32Just cut the crap.
00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:35And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:38And you should stop wasting police time.
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:47James, I promised
00:26:49you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:52Well, when this door opens,
00:26:54I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57If that door actually opens,
00:26:59I will worship your feet
00:27:01and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:05Yes, you will.
00:27:20See what I'm saying?
00:27:22Go ahead and quit the stupid act.
00:27:24This is not going to win me back.
00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her
00:27:27before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:28She's wasting police time.
00:27:30You stupid bitch.
00:27:31You just can't accept
00:27:32getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:35Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:38Homeless and broke.
00:27:40You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:51What?
00:27:54I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:03Surprise.
00:28:06Surprise.
00:28:07Let's wipe the wrong side.
00:28:12Surprise.
00:28:20James, time to get your promise.
00:28:23Uniform, the key card,
00:28:25all sort of proves
00:28:25she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:27It has to be.
00:28:28You called it, right?
00:28:29We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:31Dad, what if she actually is?
00:28:34After all that awful stuff
00:28:35we said about her?
00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:38That's not right.
00:28:39She's my ex-wife.
00:28:40She's just a janitor.
00:28:42And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:44I'd like to know more.
00:28:46Caroline, you shameless whore,
00:28:47you follow me here,
00:28:48you fake that uniform,
00:28:49and you think I'm going to come
00:28:50crawling back to you.
00:28:51Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:54I'm not here for you.
00:28:55I'm here to work.
00:29:00Caroline.
00:29:01A loser in a costume is still,
00:29:04hmm, a loser.
00:29:07You can't fake your way
00:29:09into having power.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:11You can play dress up all you want,
00:29:13but you're still just a janitor.
00:29:15Leave now before my dad
00:29:16locks you up for fake impersonation.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20I've indulged you a lot long enough.
00:29:24Welcome to my family.
00:29:27Caroline, what the hell
00:29:28do you think you're doing?
00:29:29James, stop her.
00:29:31This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:33You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:37So if she ruins this party,
00:29:39it will blow back on you.
00:29:41Caroline, stop.
00:29:42I said stop it now.
00:29:44You're doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:47I told you, this is my celebration,
00:29:49including the champagne.
00:29:50I put it down.
00:29:51For you, the only thing that's for you
00:29:53is to sell it.
00:29:54And we will arrest you.
00:29:56Damn!
00:29:59You cuff me,
00:30:00and I will have your ass in full of a platter.
00:30:02So try me.
00:30:03I'll burn you.
00:30:04Shut up, Caroline.
00:30:06And stop lying.
00:30:07That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:09I will say this one last time.
00:30:11That champagne is mine,
00:30:12and I will drink it.
00:30:14You're doing this to embarrass me
00:30:16in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:23Let go, let go, let go!
00:30:26Don't you dare touch me again, James.
00:30:28After everything that you've done,
00:30:30I will make you pay today.
00:30:36You bitch!
00:30:37How dare you hit my dad!
00:30:39Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:41You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:53You fucking bitch!
00:30:55I'm a fucking ninja.
00:30:56I'm not gonna let you ruin my career!
00:31:03You touch me again,
00:31:05and I will shove your balls
00:31:07to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:08James, Scott, are you again?
00:31:10I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:11The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:13Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:17You're right.
00:31:18I am here for revenge.
00:31:22I'm gonna make you pay
00:31:23for everything you've done.
00:31:27Wait.
00:31:28Is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:31Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:33Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:38Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:40Oh my god, dad.
00:31:41If she really is the commissioner,
00:31:43we're fucked.
00:31:44James, go apologize.
00:31:47Now, I am not going down with you.
00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:52This is not real.
00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:56Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:00And yet you cheated on me,
00:32:02and you disrespected the badge.
00:32:04So as commissioner, I'm firing you.
00:32:06Effective immediately.
00:32:08No, wait.
00:32:09You do not have that authority.
00:32:11She's not the commissioner.
00:32:12Look at that badge.
00:32:13Look at that uniform.
00:32:14It's all fake.
00:32:15She didn't even do her research.
00:32:18You know, why is her uniform different?
00:32:20Exactly.
00:32:21We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:23She's impersonating an officer,
00:32:24and she should be arrested.
00:32:26I'm glad you're right.
00:32:27Caroline impersonating law enforcement
00:32:29is a felony.
00:32:30Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:32It's above your ranking.
00:32:33The mayor had this customly addressed for me.
00:32:37Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:38We are sick of your lies.
00:32:40Now arrest her now.
00:32:44Wait.
00:32:46Yeah, I've seen commissioner Collins
00:32:48wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:50Well, looks like him is the only detective
00:32:54deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:56Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:33:00Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:33:03Why not call Collins?
00:33:05If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:08Yeah, you're right.
00:33:10Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:12Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:14I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins,
00:33:16and he's going to bury you.
00:33:17Be my guest.
00:33:19Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:20Yeah, this is James.
00:33:22We have somebody impersonating the commissioner,
00:33:24and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:27What?
00:33:27We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:30Detain her immediately.
00:33:32I'm on my way.
00:33:34Chief Collins will be here any minute,
00:33:35and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:37Fine.
00:33:38Let's wait and see.
00:33:40James, lock her up already.
00:33:43The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute,
00:33:46and if they see this mess,
00:33:48it will be on you.
00:33:50You better divorce her
00:33:51and distance yourself,
00:33:53because she will ruin you.
00:33:55You're absolutely right.
00:33:56I do need a divorce her immediately.
00:34:00I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner.
00:34:02I'll handle this.
00:34:03Good idea.
00:34:04I'll see what we can do.
00:34:06I hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:11Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:12Silence.
00:34:13Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:16It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:18Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:20Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:22You were trying to take my dad's promotion.
00:34:24Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough
00:34:26to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:27Caroline, James took care of you for five years,
00:34:32and this is how you repay him?
00:34:34That's low, even for someone like you.
00:34:40All right, Smith.
00:34:42Chief.
00:34:45Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:47I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:49She's just...
00:34:50I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:53All right, just relax.
00:34:55I'll handle her.
00:34:56She's right there.
00:34:57You mean handle me, Chief?
00:34:59Why don't you take a good look?
00:35:01Tell them who I really am.
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:10Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:12You got some brass balls on you,
00:35:14sitting in that commissioner's chair,
00:35:16wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:17Get your ass out of there.
00:35:19Whatever this is you're doing,
00:35:20you're done.
00:35:22What?
00:35:23Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:25Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:26You know, if you really are the commissioner,
00:35:28why does the chief not know who you are?
00:35:37And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:40That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:41I did, of course.
00:35:43Because I am the commissioner.
00:35:46You?
00:35:48Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:50She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:51She's some crazy cleaning lady,
00:35:52and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:54You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:56Clean up that champagne tower
00:35:57before the real commissioner gets here.
00:35:59Now, make it snappy,
00:36:01or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:04I don't like your tone very much.
00:36:06Chief,
00:36:07are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:10Yeah, you sure.
00:36:11Chief here has been overseeing
00:36:12every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:15He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:16Just face it, Caroline,
00:36:17you're done for.
00:36:19Okay, last eight years.
00:36:20That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:22I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:27Are you kidding me?
00:36:29Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:30You want me to believe you've been undercover
00:36:32for the last ten years?
00:36:33Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:35She's just my crazy ex-wife
00:36:36ever since I dumped her.
00:36:37She's been acting all crazy
00:36:39and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:40I don't want you to arrest her already.
00:36:42Collins,
00:36:43as the new commissioner,
00:36:44I'd advise you to think very carefully
00:36:46before making the next move.
00:36:48They say the new commissioner
00:36:50went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:53I never did meet her.
00:36:55What if?
00:36:56Do not listen to her.
00:36:57She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:02Totally.
00:37:03She can't stand that my parents are back together
00:37:04and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:06Exactly.
00:37:07That makes sense.
00:37:10Harrison,
00:37:11arrest her.
00:37:14Collins,
00:37:15the system doesn't lie,
00:37:17right?
00:37:18So run my name
00:37:19and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:21Lady,
00:37:22this is a waste of my time.
00:37:24I think I know a liar
00:37:26when I see one.
00:37:27If I don't belong here,
00:37:28then how did I even get in?
00:37:30This floor is personnel only.
00:37:32Badge verified.
00:37:35Shit.
00:37:36You know,
00:37:36she's right.
00:37:37Security on this level
00:37:39is airtight.
00:37:40The only way you could have
00:37:41gotten in here is if...
00:37:43Collins,
00:37:43she obviously stole it.
00:37:44She's been cleaning lady here
00:37:45for ten years.
00:37:47Now,
00:37:47James,
00:37:48I'm sorry.
00:37:49Better safe than sorry.
00:37:50Harrison,
00:37:51take her the iPad
00:37:52and have her enter
00:37:53in her badge number.
00:37:54Every officer on the force
00:37:56is in that system,
00:37:57even ones who've been undercover.
00:37:59So if you are the commissioner,
00:38:00prove it.
00:38:05Let's find out.
00:38:24it looks like your scam
00:38:26is finally up.
00:38:27Now put your hands
00:38:28behind your back.
00:38:30Shit.
00:38:31That crazy bitch
00:38:32almost had me.
00:38:34I see.
00:38:35Your clearance level
00:38:36is too low
00:38:37to access my information.
00:38:38Would you stop lying,
00:38:39you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins,
00:38:41let's give you a minute
00:38:42to handle some personal business
00:38:43and then arrest her.
00:38:45All right, James.
00:38:46But make it snappy.
00:38:47I want this whole thing
00:38:48wrapped up
00:38:49before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:52You ruined my life once
00:38:53and I have a bright future.
00:38:55So I'm not going to let you
00:38:56ruin it anymore.
00:38:57Ruined you?
00:38:58I saved you
00:39:00from the streets
00:39:00when you and your daughter
00:39:01couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:03I got you this job.
00:39:05I paid your bills.
00:39:06I fought
00:39:07for your career.
00:39:09And you?
00:39:11Well,
00:39:11you ran back to this whore
00:39:13who left you
00:39:14with nothing.
00:39:15So tell me,
00:39:16how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop
00:39:18taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass
00:39:21to get where I am
00:39:22and you did nothing.
00:39:23I did everything.
00:39:25Let me be clear,
00:39:26James,
00:39:27I told Mark
00:39:28to promote you.
00:39:29I did everything.
00:39:30You would be on the streets
00:39:31without me.
00:39:34You see what I'm saying?
00:39:36She's lost her mind.
00:39:37She thinks Mark
00:39:38takes orders from her.
00:39:39It's pathetic.
00:39:41This is a sad,
00:39:42desperate attempt
00:39:42for you to stay
00:39:43off the streets.
00:39:45What's next, Caroline?
00:39:47You'll fire James
00:39:48if he upsets you?
00:39:55You're not going to prison.
00:39:58You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:59Stop lying.
00:40:00Everyone here
00:40:01knows you're a joke.
00:40:02You know what?
00:40:03I guess I am a joke.
00:40:05I wasted years of my life
00:40:07on an ungrateful husband
00:40:08and his vicious little brat.
00:40:10Yeah, whatever.
00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers
00:40:13because Collins
00:40:13is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:15Don't worry.
00:40:16I will.
00:40:17And then I'll have
00:40:18nothing to do with you again.
00:40:20Actually, hold on.
00:40:22What is it, Jen?
00:40:24This is an addendum.
00:40:26Sign it, too.
00:40:27That way your debts
00:40:28stay your debts
00:40:29and my dad's assets
00:40:30belong to us only
00:40:31and you can't take a penny.
00:40:34Five years, Jenna.
00:40:38Five years.
00:40:39I've wasted.
00:40:40My God,
00:40:41I should have just
00:40:41gotten a dog.
00:40:42At least it would be loyal.
00:40:44My dad busted his ass
00:40:45for his money
00:40:45and you're just
00:40:46a parasite loser
00:40:47that latched onto him
00:40:48so you can fuck off.
00:40:51Wake up, idiot.
00:40:54Your dad's paycheck
00:40:55won't even cover
00:40:55the interest of his debts.
00:40:57You mean your debts?
00:40:59I paid mine.
00:41:00No, no.
00:41:01I don't have any debts.
00:41:03That was all you.
00:41:04And for five years,
00:41:05I paid those bills
00:41:07every single month.
00:41:10We should ask him, you know.
00:41:12The worst he can do
00:41:12is say no.
00:41:15Director Mark,
00:41:17James is here.
00:41:18Can we hand him
00:41:19his promotion papers?
00:41:20Promotion papers?
00:41:23Have you met Caroline?
00:41:25Caroline.
00:41:27I know it.
00:41:30Shit.
00:41:30Do you think Mark
00:41:31and the commissioner
00:41:32know about the champagne tower?
00:41:33What are we gonna do?
00:41:35Oh, uh...
00:41:36Oh, James and her...
00:41:38Well, they're having
00:41:39a friendly little chat.
00:41:42Friendly?
00:41:43Don't tell me Caroline
00:41:45went soft again
00:41:46on that bastard.
00:41:47Fine.
00:41:48Take the papers
00:41:49and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:50I'll be right there.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:56How could I possibly
00:41:57have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even
00:41:58take care of yourself
00:41:59and you're trying to say
00:41:59that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours.
00:42:02Okay?
00:42:03So stop stalling
00:42:04and sign the damn papers!
00:42:07James,
00:42:08you are a high school dropout
00:42:10with zero qualifications.
00:42:12How do you think
00:42:13you got that badge?
00:42:14Because it sure as hell
00:42:15wasn't through hard work.
00:42:19I got here
00:42:20from pure hard work
00:42:21and you're just
00:42:21some crazy bitch
00:42:22that's trying to take credit
00:42:23for my success!
00:42:24Alright.
00:42:26I'll sign the papers.
00:42:28But...
00:42:29Don't come crying
00:42:30to me later.
00:42:39Thank God.
00:42:42I'm...
00:42:49Good job, honey.
00:42:51I'm so proud of you.
00:42:53I've raised you well.
00:42:55Finally.
00:42:57All the money
00:42:58and the shopping.
00:42:59I wonder where
00:43:00we should go.
00:43:02The police commissioner
00:43:03is waiting for us.
00:43:04Yes, sir.
00:43:05Everyone with me.
00:43:08Alright.
00:43:10Mark's on his way.
00:43:11I hope you're ready
00:43:12to face the consequences
00:43:13of your actions, James.
00:43:15Spare me.
00:43:17Collins is about
00:43:18to cart your ass to jail
00:43:19and the commissioner
00:43:20will be here any minute
00:43:21to give me my promotion
00:43:23in person.
00:43:24Wow.
00:43:25She's really Delulo.
00:43:26She thinks she can
00:43:27boss around the director?
00:43:30Chief Collins,
00:43:31we're done here.
00:43:33I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:37Harrison,
00:43:39let's take her in.
00:43:41Wait, stop!
00:43:47Mark just gave the order.
00:43:52Wait!
00:43:54Mark just gave the order.
00:43:56What order?
00:43:58He said
00:43:59he wants us to
00:44:03be Caroline's backup.
00:44:05He's on his way.
00:44:06Caroline's back?
00:44:06What does she need backup for?
00:44:09So she can actually
00:44:10order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait,
00:44:11what is the deal
00:44:12with you and director Mark?
00:44:13Just wait.
00:44:14He'll explain everything.
00:44:16Wait, so Mark
00:44:17is coming here
00:44:19under his own accord
00:44:20for you.
00:44:22There's got to be
00:44:22something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me
00:44:25this entire time?
00:44:26Don't worry about it, James.
00:44:28Look at what I got here.
00:44:30Mark told me
00:44:31to bring you
00:44:32promotion papers.
00:44:34You're still
00:44:34this golden boy.
00:44:37Oh, yeah.
00:44:38Really?
00:44:40Yeah!
00:44:41See for yourself,
00:44:43Sergeant James.
00:44:47Baby,
00:44:48you did it.
00:44:49You're officially
00:44:50a Sergeant.
00:44:53This is the best day ever.
00:44:55My dad gets promoted
00:44:56and we're finally
00:44:57done with this bitch.
00:44:59Don't you think
00:44:59the party's a little
00:45:00premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's
00:45:02official approval,
00:45:03that's as good
00:45:04as toilet paper.
00:45:08Are you stupid
00:45:09and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says
00:45:11promoted to Sergeant
00:45:12right here.
00:45:14straight from the committee.
00:45:16Mark couldn't
00:45:17nullify this
00:45:17even if he
00:45:18paid.
00:45:19Forget about her,
00:45:21James.
00:45:22Now,
00:45:22when you're
00:45:23officially divorced,
00:45:24let's think about
00:45:25our wedding.
00:45:27I don't worry, babe.
00:45:28That'll happen soon.
00:45:29This cleaning lady
00:45:31is so beneath me.
00:45:33I'm so glad
00:45:34that I dumped her.
00:45:37James,
00:45:38what goes around
00:45:39comes around.
00:45:40I hope you know
00:45:41what's coming.
00:45:42Dad,
00:45:43just ignore this bitch.
00:45:44We'll be getting rich
00:45:45while she rots
00:45:46in prison.
00:45:49So smug
00:45:50and so stupid.
00:45:51Cut the bullshit,
00:45:53Caroline,
00:45:53you're done.
00:45:54Now,
00:45:55based on Ham's
00:45:56word alone,
00:45:57are you really sure
00:45:58about this promotion?
00:45:59What the hell
00:46:00are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean,
00:46:02Ham's just a detective.
00:46:04He's not authorized
00:46:05to make appointments.
00:46:07that comes from
00:46:08Mark himself.
00:46:09So unless Mark
00:46:10says your name,
00:46:12that promotion
00:46:13means nothing.
00:46:14You know,
00:46:14she's kind of right.
00:46:16But how the hell
00:46:17does she know
00:46:18our appointment
00:46:19protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it.
00:46:27Because I created it.
00:46:31Wait,
00:46:32does that mean
00:46:34she can actually
00:46:35be the commissioner?
00:46:36No,
00:46:37no,
00:46:38Mark's busy,
00:46:39so he asked me
00:46:41to bring
00:46:43the appointment
00:46:43papers
00:46:44and announce it.
00:46:47Huh,
00:46:48did Mark really say that?
00:46:49Yeah.
00:46:50Let's,
00:46:51let's call him
00:46:52and find out.
00:46:53Caroline,
00:46:54stop already.
00:46:54you are making
00:46:55a fool of yourself.
00:46:57You know,
00:46:57Ham wouldn't be here
00:46:58without Mark's blessing.
00:46:59So,
00:47:00I mean,
00:47:01God,
00:47:02I hate desperate people.
00:47:03You are literally
00:47:04giving me the air.
00:47:05Exactly.
00:47:07How would a
00:47:08clueless
00:47:09toilet scrubber
00:47:10know anything
00:47:11about police hire her?
00:47:13She just can't stand
00:47:14that I'm moving up
00:47:15in the world
00:47:15while she's sitting
00:47:16right bottom.
00:47:17After all,
00:47:18she is going to jail.
00:47:19You are so right,
00:47:21honey.
00:47:22She spends her day
00:47:24toilet scrubbing,
00:47:25so of course
00:47:26she doesn't know
00:47:27how the real world works.
00:47:30I'm so glad
00:47:31that you're divorced now.
00:47:33Caroline,
00:47:34maybe you should
00:47:35toss away
00:47:36your toilet brush
00:47:37and get a little taste
00:47:39of the real world.
00:47:41And yet,
00:47:41you're the one
00:47:42who married
00:47:42the toilet scrubber,
00:47:43right?
00:47:45Spending all that time
00:47:46at rock bottom
00:47:47with you,
00:47:47I learned a lot
00:47:49of valuable lessons.
00:47:50Shut up already!
00:47:54Oh,
00:47:56it's Mark.
00:47:57He's probably calling
00:47:58to congratulate me.
00:48:00Dad,
00:48:00put it on the speaker.
00:48:01Let her hear it.
00:48:02Might as well
00:48:03expose her little act.
00:48:05Mark,
00:48:05I just want to say
00:48:06thank you for trusting me,
00:48:08sir.
00:48:09I just got handed
00:48:10the conversion papers.
00:48:11James,
00:48:12listen carefully.
00:48:13Your promotion
00:48:14is suspended.
00:48:26I only had
00:48:28him bring the papers
00:48:29over for storage.
00:48:30I never authorized
00:48:32anything.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Yeah,
00:48:35I got it.
00:48:37I will be there shortly.
00:48:38Stay where you are.
00:48:40Yes, sir.
00:48:41What happened
00:48:42with Mark?
00:48:43Why is your promotion
00:48:45getting suspended?
00:48:46Ugh,
00:48:46please,
00:48:47God,
00:48:47no more drama.
00:48:48I mean,
00:48:48this is all
00:48:48her fault.
00:48:49No,
00:48:50Mark is
00:48:50on his way
00:48:51here right now
00:48:52to tell me
00:48:53in person.
00:48:55Well,
00:48:56like I said,
00:48:57Mark won't promote
00:48:57you without
00:48:58me authorizing it.
00:49:00You know,
00:49:00just shut up,
00:49:01Caroline.
00:49:02Mark wouldn't
00:49:03be making
00:49:03a personal appearance
00:49:04if he didn't
00:49:05respect my dad.
00:49:07Exactly.
00:49:08James was
00:49:09the star
00:49:10auxiliary officer
00:49:11and the commissioner
00:49:13asked ourselves
00:49:14to come in here
00:49:16for a special
00:49:17surprise
00:49:18so he will
00:49:19get promoted.
00:49:21Don't get ahead
00:49:22of yourselves.
00:49:23I told Mark
00:49:24to come.
00:49:25Believe it or not,
00:49:27everything in this world
00:49:28doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:29Stop talking about it.
00:49:31When Mark gets you,
00:49:32I'll arrest you
00:49:32in front of him.
00:49:33You're done.
00:49:35Dad,
00:49:35it's been an hour.
00:49:36I mean,
00:49:36who is the commissioner
00:49:37anyways
00:49:38and what is this
00:49:38big surprise?
00:49:40The answer
00:49:41to both of those
00:49:42questions is
00:49:43me.
00:49:48You?
00:49:49Caroline?
00:49:51Stop the act already.
00:49:52I'm not coming
00:49:54back to you.
00:49:55I mean,
00:49:56stop dreaming,
00:49:57Caroline.
00:49:57The commissioner
00:49:58is a renowned
00:49:59internal affairs
00:50:00intelligence agent.
00:50:01The mayor
00:50:02kisses her ass.
00:50:04I married you
00:50:04because you seem
00:50:05sweet and innocent.
00:50:06But the reality
00:50:07is you're one
00:50:09of the most
00:50:09deranged bitches
00:50:10I've ever met
00:50:11in my life.
00:50:12And you'll make
00:50:13a very nice addition
00:50:14to Skid Row.
00:50:15Aw,
00:50:16poor little Caroline.
00:50:19She can't accept
00:50:20the fact that
00:50:22I'm a better woman
00:50:24than her.
00:50:26I guess her shock
00:50:27must have broken her.
00:50:29That's why she's
00:50:29acting so crazy.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:34You clearly
00:50:34don't buy it.
00:50:35Go ahead
00:50:36and call Mark.
00:50:39Oh,
00:50:40Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:41Should I bow
00:50:42to your feet
00:50:42right now?
00:50:46Walk faster.
00:50:47Let's not keep
00:50:47Caroline waiting.
00:50:48So,
00:50:49Commissioner,
00:50:50what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have
00:50:51Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:53Yeah,
00:50:54are you going to get me
00:50:54kicked out of prep school,
00:50:55too?
00:50:56Ooh,
00:50:57I'm dying,
00:50:58you know.
00:50:59What about me,
00:51:00Commissioner?
00:51:01What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show
00:51:05while you can.
00:51:06When Mark gets here,
00:51:08it's over.
00:51:09Ooh.
00:51:11Ooh,
00:51:11I can't wait.
00:51:12James,
00:51:13get your ass out here
00:51:14now.
00:51:19What the hell
00:51:20is going on?
00:51:22Sir,
00:51:23where's the commission?
00:51:23I was going to
00:51:24escort you guys in.
00:51:32Are you okay?
00:51:33He didn't hurt you,
00:51:34did he?
00:51:35Hey,
00:51:36no,
00:51:37I'm fine.
00:51:41Why is she acting
00:51:42so cozy
00:51:43with the director?
00:51:44Is she his side piece
00:51:45or something?
00:51:46Hey,
00:51:46you shut that hole
00:51:47in your face.
00:51:48This is the commissioner's
00:51:50swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:51Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:54No,
00:51:55no,
00:51:55no,
00:51:55Mark,
00:51:55you got it all wrong.
00:51:56She's got the fake
00:51:57uniform and badge.
00:51:59She's impersonating
00:51:59the commissioner
00:52:00and we were just
00:52:00about to arrest her.
00:52:01Are you out
00:52:02of your fucking mind?
00:52:05You're going to arrest
00:52:06Caroline?
00:52:07She means everything
00:52:09to me.
00:52:09You lay a finger on her
00:52:10and I will destroy you.
00:52:13Why do you care about
00:52:14so much?
00:52:16You two are sleeping
00:52:17together,
00:52:18aren't you?
00:52:21You watch your mouth,
00:52:23boy.
00:52:23I told you when he arrived,
00:52:25you'd be finished.
00:52:28Dad,
00:52:28Caroline's been cheating
00:52:29on you with the director
00:52:30this whole time,
00:52:31but she's still trying
00:52:32to gaslight and guilt
00:52:32trip you about mom?
00:52:34You're right.
00:52:35It looks like the
00:52:36cleaning lady found
00:52:36herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:38A cheating scumbag
00:52:39and an ungrateful brat.
00:52:41You have abused Caroline
00:52:43for five years
00:52:44and today I'm going
00:52:45to make you pay for it.
00:52:47Wait, Mark.
00:52:47This is a personal problem
00:52:49between me and her.
00:52:50You cannot abuse
00:52:50your power to help her.
00:52:52Fine then.
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:53Let's do official business
00:52:55first.
00:52:55Hand me that promotion
00:52:56paper.
00:53:01James,
00:53:03as director of the LAPD,
00:53:06I hereby revoke
00:53:07your promotion
00:53:08effective immediately.
00:53:14You are abusing
00:53:15your power.
00:53:16You do not have
00:53:16the authority to do this.
00:53:18Chief,
00:53:19aren't you going
00:53:19to say something?
00:53:20Hey, Mark,
00:53:22he's right.
00:53:23A committee made
00:53:24this decision
00:53:25and you don't have
00:53:26the power to override it.
00:53:28The commissioner
00:53:29delegated me.
00:53:31And Collins,
00:53:33back off James Kacer.
00:53:34I'll have you answer
00:53:35to the commissioner
00:53:35yourself.
00:53:36How's that?
00:53:39Chief,
00:53:40aren't you going
00:53:40to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry, James.
00:53:43There's nothing
00:53:44I can do.
00:53:45He's got the backing
00:53:46of the commissioner
00:53:47and you may have
00:53:50barked up the wrong
00:53:51tree on this one.
00:53:52I have to go.
00:54:00Caroline, you fucking bitch.
00:54:02Seducing older men
00:54:03and calling me
00:54:04the cheater?
00:54:05No wonder you wanted
00:54:06that divorce so quick.
00:54:07You found yourself
00:54:08a sugar daddy.
00:54:09Wow, all these years
00:54:11acting all warm
00:54:12and righteous,
00:54:12but really you were
00:54:13just a snake
00:54:14all along, huh?
00:54:15You were quite
00:54:16the actress, Caroline.
00:54:19Acting all hurt
00:54:20when James dumped you.
00:54:21but you were already
00:54:23sleeping your way
00:54:24to the top.
00:54:25All makes sense now.
00:54:28Mark's side piece
00:54:28gets special treatment.
00:54:31Exactly.
00:54:32Mark wouldn't protect
00:54:33her for nothing.
00:54:35My relationship with Mark
00:54:37is none of your business.
00:54:38None of my business?
00:54:39We were married
00:54:40for five years
00:54:41and you call me
00:54:42the cheater?
00:54:43This guy's old enough
00:54:44to be your father.
00:54:45I guess you'll just
00:54:46sleep with anything
00:54:47that's old
00:54:48and has authority.
00:54:49James,
00:54:50you watch your
00:54:51fucking mouth
00:54:52or I will beat you
00:54:54fucking senseless.
00:54:56What?
00:54:57Hierarchy aside,
00:54:58you've been wooded
00:54:59for 20 years.
00:55:00I guess you found yourself
00:55:01a sugar baby.
00:55:02Congratulations.
00:55:05God damn,
00:55:06that felt good.
00:55:09Everybody look,
00:55:10he's hitting me
00:55:11to cover up
00:55:11for his mistress.
00:55:14Definitely reporting
00:55:15this to the commissioner.
00:55:16I'm warning you.
00:55:17You say one more word
00:55:19to slander my daughter
00:55:20and I swear by God
00:55:22it's funny.
00:55:22Jesus,
00:55:23I will have every officer
00:55:24here use you
00:55:25for fucking target practice.
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:33That daughter
00:55:34my fucking ass.
00:55:35More like
00:55:37daddy's little side piece.
00:55:39Mark,
00:55:40if she was really
00:55:40your daughter,
00:55:41why don't you
00:55:41have the same last name?
00:55:43And Caroline,
00:55:43I mean,
00:55:44we were married
00:55:44for five years
00:55:46and you never once
00:55:47talked about your father
00:55:47and now he shows up
00:55:49and he's the director
00:55:50of the LAPD?
00:55:52What kind of shit show
00:55:53are you running here?
00:55:55Dude,
00:55:55I've known Mark forever.
00:55:56He's never mentioned
00:55:57anything about a daughter.
00:55:59Something smells
00:55:59as fishy as
00:56:00seven-day-old tuna here.
00:56:02Who says I have to take
00:56:03my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century.
00:56:07I took my mom
00:56:08and so what?
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit.
00:56:11You've been screwing
00:56:11this old fucker Bahama
00:56:12back this entire time.
00:56:14I bet you couldn't
00:56:14wait to dump me
00:56:15so you can go
00:56:15play house with daddy.
00:56:17Dad's right.
00:56:18You only married him
00:56:19to cover up
00:56:19your nasty little affair.
00:56:21You played us all.
00:56:22I am so sick
00:56:23and tired
00:56:24of this horse shit.
00:56:26Throw these losers
00:56:27out on their asses.
00:56:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:29You cannot throw us
00:56:30out like garbage.
00:56:31The commissioner
00:56:32invited us here
00:56:33herself.
00:56:34I'm gonna get
00:56:34that promotion
00:56:35and your asses
00:56:36are gonna be
00:56:36in a shitload of shit.
00:56:38I'm sorry,
00:56:39are you still dreaming
00:56:39about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up.
00:56:44The commissioner
00:56:46already promised
00:56:48James his badge.
00:56:49So when she gets here,
00:56:50we will tell her
00:56:52all about
00:56:53your sick
00:56:54little relationship.
00:56:56Thank you
00:56:57for reminding me.
00:56:59The commissioner
00:57:00didn't want you
00:57:01to have this
00:57:02and I personally
00:57:03made some adjustments
00:57:04myself for your situation.
00:57:06Dad,
00:57:07these must be
00:57:08your promotion papers.
00:57:09They're gonna be
00:57:09sergeant.
00:57:10Honey,
00:57:12congrats.
00:57:14Please remember
00:57:15what you promised me.
00:57:16Oh, well,
00:57:17I always keep
00:57:18my promises.
00:57:19Okay, well,
00:57:19come on already.
00:57:20Open them.
00:57:20Okay, wait, wait.
00:57:23What the actual fuck?
00:57:26Termination notice?
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:32Kyle, you did this.
00:57:33You backstabbing bitch!
00:57:35I told you before,
00:57:36you're fired,
00:57:37asshole.
00:57:38Effective immediately.
00:57:40Boss,
00:57:41Mark,
00:57:42please,
00:57:42please.
00:57:43You know,
00:57:43I've worked my ass off
00:57:45for the last five years.
00:57:47I'm a good cop.
00:57:48The commissioner
00:57:49wouldn't throw me out
00:57:50like this.
00:57:51Caroline is pulling strings
00:57:52and you're letting her
00:57:53get away with it.
00:57:54You cheated on your wife
00:57:55and embarrassed
00:57:55the entire department.
00:57:57You broke every rule
00:57:58in the book.
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy.
00:58:01Getting canned?
00:58:02I mean, come on,
00:58:03that's the least you deserve.
00:58:05Deserve?
00:58:08I'm reporting
00:58:09both your asses
00:58:10to the commissioner.
00:58:10I want to talk
00:58:11to the commissioner
00:58:11right fucking now!
00:58:13Regardless of what
00:58:14the commissioner says,
00:58:16I am director
00:58:17of the LAPD
00:58:19and I am telling you,
00:58:20James,
00:58:21you're fucking fired.
00:58:23How many times
00:58:24do I have to tell you
00:58:25to take the trash out?
00:58:26No, no, no.
00:58:26This is an abuse
00:58:28appellate!
00:58:29You can't just...
00:58:29I gave my...
00:58:30I want to talk
00:58:31to the commissioner!
00:58:33I WANT MY REVOLUTION!
00:58:34You still buying
00:58:35my daughter's scout?
00:58:35Give me...
00:58:43Well, this is settled
00:58:44for now,
00:58:45but knowing that
00:58:45piece of shit,
00:58:46he's not gonna
00:58:47give up that easy.
00:58:49I'm being generous,
00:58:50just firing him.
00:58:51If he doesn't let it go,
00:58:52then I'll escalate the case.
00:58:58This is all
00:58:59your fault!
00:59:00You stupid bitch!
00:59:01If I hadn't been
00:59:02seduced by you,
00:59:03I would still have my job!
00:59:05Dad!
00:59:06Stop!
00:59:07You're gonna kill Mom!
00:59:08Please!
00:59:09You're...
00:59:09I...
00:59:15I just lost my job!
00:59:16What am I gonna do?
00:59:17I'm gonna be homeless again!
00:59:19Oh, baby!
00:59:20But you know
00:59:21I love you so much!
00:59:23It has to be Caroline!
00:59:25It has to be Caroline!
00:59:25She's completely destroying us!
00:59:27That's true, Dad.
00:59:28We just need her to find
00:59:29the commissioner
00:59:29and tell her about
00:59:30this whole situation
00:59:31and that's the only way
00:59:32we can get revenge
00:59:33and get our life back.
00:59:34But we don't even know
00:59:35her last name!
00:59:36How are we going to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute.
00:59:41I know who could help us.
00:59:43Miss Lane!
00:59:44The mayor's wife!
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor!
00:59:52William Payne's birthday
00:59:53is in two days!
00:59:54And Miss Lane
00:59:55is throwing this huge party!
00:59:57The commissioner
00:59:58is gonna be there!
01:00:00We're gonna crush the party
01:00:02and we're gonna tell her
01:00:03all about this little two.
01:00:05Holy shit, Mom!
01:00:06That's brilliant!
01:00:07And then when the commissioner
01:00:08finds out about all of this,
01:00:09Dad will get his job back
01:00:10and get promoted to sergeant!
01:00:12Exactly.
01:00:13Marilyn,
01:00:14I love you.
01:00:15I am so sorry
01:00:16for choking you
01:00:17but you helped me
01:00:17get my job back
01:00:18and I promise
01:00:19I'll make it up to you
01:00:20big time.
01:00:20We're family, James.
01:00:22I would do anything for you.
01:00:24Thank you.
01:00:26God, I love you.
01:00:27Love?
01:00:29Please.
01:00:30More like I need access
01:00:31to that bank account
01:00:32to cover my debts.
01:00:38Who's that?
01:00:39Hello?
01:00:40Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah, that's me.
01:00:42Miss Smith,
01:00:43I regret to tell you
01:00:45that your stepmothers
01:00:46halted tuition payments.
01:00:48Unfortunately,
01:00:49we have to let
01:00:50your placement go.
01:00:51Wait, tuition?
01:00:52I thought I had
01:00:53a full scholarship.
01:00:54You can't just kick me out.
01:00:55Oh, no.
01:00:57No.
01:00:57I'm sorry.
01:00:59That was a white lie.
01:01:01Miss Carolyn Johnson
01:01:02offered to pay
01:01:03double tuition
01:01:03to get you enrolled.
01:01:05Without that,
01:01:05you actually
01:01:07aren't quite qualified
01:01:08to attend.
01:01:14They just kicked me out.
01:01:16This is the worst day ever.
01:01:17No, no, no, no.
01:01:18Don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:19No, no, look.
01:01:20There's got to be a mistake.
01:01:21Like, like,
01:01:21I mean,
01:01:23she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:24How does she need to have
01:01:24money for tuition?
01:01:25It's got to be Caroline
01:01:27fucking with us again.
01:01:28We've got to nail
01:01:29these bastards
01:01:30before they
01:01:31completely destroy us.
01:01:32What do we do?
01:01:33We're just going to
01:01:34go home from now.
01:01:35I'm going to figure it out.
01:01:36I promise.
01:01:36Let's go.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:44Jesus.
01:01:46What are you guys
01:01:47doing in my room?
01:01:48Sweetheart,
01:01:49it's okay.
01:01:49We just want to make sure
01:01:50nobody ever messes
01:01:51with you ever again.
01:01:52And from now on,
01:01:54I'm assigning
01:01:55bodyguard protection
01:01:5624-7.
01:01:57Dad, come on.
01:01:58I don't need
01:01:58babysitters.
01:01:59This is all my fault.
01:02:02I wasn't there
01:02:03for you
01:02:03when you needed me.
01:02:05And that's why
01:02:06James hurt you.
01:02:06And I swear
01:02:07I will never
01:02:08let that happen again.
01:02:09Dad,
01:02:10look,
01:02:10I know that
01:02:11James hurt me,
01:02:12but I can't live
01:02:13my life as a prisoner.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:16Caroline,
01:02:17please.
01:02:17Just, just...
01:02:18No, Dad.
01:02:18No, I am going
01:02:19to the mayor's
01:02:20birthday party tonight
01:02:20alone.
01:02:22No bodyguards.
01:02:24Caroline.
01:02:25No.
01:02:27Caroline, wait.
01:02:38This is my house.
01:02:39You can't just
01:02:40take it from me.
01:02:43What?
01:02:44At least tell me
01:02:45what the fuck
01:02:45is going on.
01:02:46James Smith, right?
01:02:48Your medical bills
01:02:49and credit cards
01:02:49are way past
01:02:50their due date.
01:02:51Bankhead has come
01:02:52to seize the property,
01:02:52so, yeah,
01:02:53you can pack your stuff
01:02:54and get lost.
01:02:55Thank you.
01:02:56No, you have it wrong.
01:02:57Those are my ex-wife's debts.
01:02:58They're not mine.
01:03:00Funny, because your name
01:03:01is all over the bills here.
01:03:05Looks like your saint
01:03:06of an ex-wife
01:03:07has been covering
01:03:07your ass
01:03:07for the last five years.
01:03:09Looks like the gravy train
01:03:10has finally come
01:03:11to a screeching halt.
01:03:12Choo-choo.
01:03:17Jesus Christ!
01:03:19What's up with
01:03:19all these bills?
01:03:21Is that why
01:03:22you came back to me?
01:03:23I had no idea.
01:03:24Caroline was covering for me.
01:03:26Dad, you lost your job
01:03:28in our house?
01:03:28We're gonna be homeless!
01:03:29We're not doing homeless.
01:03:30I did not sign up
01:03:32to be broke
01:03:33and homeless
01:03:34with you, James.
01:03:36I'm out.
01:03:38Mom!
01:03:41I'm out.
01:03:44Mom,
01:03:45you can't leave us again.
01:03:46Please.
01:03:46Babe, please, please.
01:03:47We used to have
01:03:48the mayor's party.
01:03:49We will rat Caroline
01:03:50and mark out to the mayor.
01:03:51I'll be back on the force.
01:03:52Everything will be fine.
01:03:54Mom, just give Dad
01:03:54one more shot.
01:03:55Fine.
01:03:56Last chance.
01:03:58But if you don't
01:03:59figure out your shit,
01:04:00I'm done for good.
01:04:12Wow.
01:04:13Caroline,
01:04:14I am so thrilled
01:04:15that you can make it.
01:04:16And thank you
01:04:17from the bottom of my heart
01:04:18for everything
01:04:19that you've done
01:04:20for the last 10 years.
01:04:21I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:22You were my guest
01:04:22of honor tonight.
01:04:24You're too kind, sir.
01:04:26It's an honor
01:04:26to serve my country
01:04:27just doing my job.
01:04:29You know,
01:04:30there's a lot of people
01:04:30from City Hall here.
01:04:32It would be my pleasure
01:04:33to introduce you.
01:04:33I don't want to
01:04:34divulge into politics,
01:04:36but please enjoy
01:04:37your evening
01:04:37with your guests.
01:04:39Very well, then.
01:04:40I'll be around
01:04:41if you need me.
01:04:42Anything.
01:04:43Thank you, sir.
01:04:44And happy birthday.
01:04:45Thank you.
01:04:46Right this way,
01:04:47Commissioner.
01:04:48Commissioner.
01:04:50Commissioner.
01:04:56Oh, my God.
01:04:59Jesus, this place is insane.
01:05:00As long as the Commissioner
01:05:01is here,
01:05:02I am not finished yet.
01:05:03James,
01:05:04Miss Lane
01:05:05loves me.
01:05:06I've been kissing her ass
01:05:07for years now,
01:05:08so she'll get us
01:05:10in front of the Commissioner
01:05:11no problem.
01:05:22Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:26Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:30You bitch!
01:05:31You ruined our lives
01:05:32yesterday,
01:05:33yet you had the nerve
01:05:34to show up here.
01:05:34Still can't get over my man,
01:05:37you pathetic little whore.
01:05:40Makes me sick
01:05:41even looking at you.
01:05:42Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:44I don't need your permission
01:05:46to be here.
01:05:47I was invited.
01:05:49Invited?
01:05:50You?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's party
01:05:53and we are VIP guests.
01:05:56The Commissioner
01:05:56will be here, too.
01:05:57My dad is going
01:05:58to report you and Mark.
01:06:00Let's see if the Commissioner
01:06:01takes you seriously.
01:06:02We know the Mayor's wife
01:06:04personally.
01:06:05She will believe us.
01:06:07Funny.
01:06:08So do I.
01:06:09Let's see how you plan
01:06:10on reporting me.
01:06:11Listen, Caroline,
01:06:12I do not care
01:06:12if you're Mark's mistress
01:06:13or his daughter.
01:06:14He cannot protect you
01:06:16if he's not here.
01:06:17Don't waste your breath, James.
01:06:19Come on.
01:06:20Miss Lane's waiting.
01:06:30Alright, guys.
01:06:31The Commissioner's
01:06:32going to be here
01:06:33so we've got to find her now.
01:06:34Names?
01:06:35May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:38May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:45She specifically emphasized
01:06:47we should take excellent care of you.
01:06:50James, when Miss Lane arrives,
01:06:52she'll introduce you
01:06:54to the Commissioner.
01:07:08Hey, show me your invitation.
01:07:13Oh, my goodness.
01:07:16The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:07:18Right this way.
01:07:19I didn't a janitor
01:07:21get on the Mayor's radar
01:07:22and a VIP guest.
01:07:24She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:26He obviously gave her
01:07:27that invitation.
01:07:29Absolutely.
01:07:30We have to get the slut out of here
01:07:32before she ruins the whole party.
01:07:33Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:35She's my ex-wife
01:07:36and she's crazy.
01:07:37Just a janitor.
01:07:38She would never make it
01:07:39on the invitation for the Mayor.
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
01:07:42And you are
01:07:43for Mrs. Lane's VIP guest,
01:07:45so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:51Please leave.
01:07:54I would be very careful, Miss.
01:07:56The Mayor will be furious
01:07:57if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:07:59Caroline, enough.
01:08:00Just because you're sleeping with Mark
01:08:02does not make you untouchable
01:08:03and now what?
01:08:04You're just cozy enough to the Mayor?
01:08:06Get out
01:08:06before you're thrown out.
01:08:08You better back down
01:08:09before I lose my temper.
01:08:10I will not go easy on you this time.
01:08:12Stop the act!
01:08:14Mark's not here to protect you.
01:08:16We're going to report you
01:08:18and Mark to the Commissioner.
01:08:21I am the Commissioner
01:08:22and I'm not going to tell you again.
01:08:25You're still acting?
01:08:27Well, everybody here is a cop.
01:08:29Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:30No.
01:08:31I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:33Never seen her before.
01:08:34I've been undercover for 10 years.
01:08:37Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me.
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the Mayor.
01:08:43I do not have time for this, okay?
01:08:45Enough of these childish games, all right?
01:08:46You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:48That's the only reason
01:08:49that you are not locked up right now.
01:08:51Mark's mistress?
01:08:52Such a big age gap.
01:08:54Gross.
01:08:54If the Commissioner finds out,
01:08:56she'll definitely fire Mark.
01:08:58She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:09:00She got my dad fired
01:09:02and now she's following him here
01:09:03to harass him.
01:09:04She's an absolute psycho.
01:09:08James is remarrying me.
01:09:11Very soon.
01:09:12So stop chasing him
01:09:14or people will start calling you
01:09:17the home wrecker.
01:09:20I think we both know
01:09:21who the home wrecker is here.
01:09:23Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:25She is just bitter
01:09:26that we're a happy family again.
01:09:28A total gold digger.
01:09:29You destroyed my promotion yesterday.
01:09:32And what?
01:09:32You came here to ruin the party too?
01:09:34I have had it with you in my life.
01:09:36Throw her out now.
01:09:40You do not work for them.
01:09:42Okay?
01:09:43You work for the mayor.
01:09:44If you do anything
01:09:44that these clowns tell you to do,
01:09:46you're out of a job.
01:09:47Do it!
01:09:48Kick her out.
01:09:48I will deal with any problems.
01:09:51Don't.
01:09:54We're Miss Lane's people.
01:09:57Cross us
01:09:58and you cross her.
01:10:00I suggest you be very smart about this.
01:10:04All right, ma'am.
01:10:05I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:10:07Hi, William.
01:10:08I, look, I'm so sorry to bother you,
01:10:11but there's been a bit of a situation.
01:10:13Um, I'm in the banquet hall.
01:10:15I need you to come here right away.
01:10:19Wait.
01:10:20She knows the mayor personally?
01:10:23Is she actually...
01:10:27Are you kidding me?
01:10:29She's just a janitor.
01:10:31Caroline, sweetie, just go.
01:10:33We'll let this light.
01:10:34Mark is not going in here
01:10:37to protect you and save you tonight.
01:10:39The mayor's on his way.
01:10:41It's time to put all this to rest.
01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests
01:10:44get his personal attention.
01:10:46Her status must be extraordinary.
01:10:49Wait.
01:10:50In L.A., the only person
01:10:52who gets his reception
01:10:52is the commissioner.
01:10:54What?
01:10:54Could she really be the commissioner?
01:10:56I guess it makes sense
01:10:58no one can recognize her.
01:10:59She's been undercover this whole time.
01:11:01Do not buy her lies.
01:11:03She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:11:04The mayor's going to personally
01:11:05throw out this fraud
01:11:06when he gets here.
01:11:07Keep talking, James.
01:11:08In about two minutes,
01:11:09you're going to be eating those words.
01:11:11I don't have time for this nonsense.
01:11:12Throw her out now,
01:11:13or I'll arrest you, too.
01:11:15Don't you dare touch me
01:11:17unless you want to lose your jobs.
01:11:19Stop embarrassing yourself, Caroline.
01:11:23James replaced you with me
01:11:26because you were just
01:11:28a worthless cleaning lady.
01:11:31Nothing more than that.
01:11:34I've shown you a lot of mercy,
01:11:37but look at me.
01:11:38If you keep pushing me,
01:11:40it's over.
01:11:40I'm going to destroy
01:11:41every single one of you.
01:11:43Enough!
01:11:44Mark is not here
01:11:45to protect you.
01:11:46Time to put you
01:11:46where you belong.
01:11:47Now take this trash
01:11:48out to the streets.
01:11:50You're digging
01:11:50your own grief, James.
01:11:52This is your last chance.
01:11:53I'm warning you.
01:11:54Get off me.
01:11:56All right,
01:11:56I guess we'll see what happens.
01:11:58Woo!
01:12:07What the hell
01:12:08are you people doing?
01:12:12Mr. Lane,
01:12:13this imposter
01:12:14was causing chaos
01:12:15at your event.
01:12:16She's claiming
01:12:17to be the commissioner.
01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:19Imposter.
01:12:20Yes, sir.
01:12:21She even had the audacity
01:12:22to claim she's your VIP guest.
01:12:24Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:26Thankfully,
01:12:27Mr. Smith here,
01:12:28he exposed her
01:12:29just in the nick of time.
01:12:31Otherwise,
01:12:32she'd have slipped
01:12:32into your banquet.
01:12:33Right.
01:12:40so you must be
01:12:42Caroline's ex-husband.
01:12:45Nice to meet you,
01:12:46Mr. Lane.
01:12:50Sir,
01:12:51I am.
01:12:53We were invited
01:12:54by your wife,
01:12:54Mrs. Lane.
01:12:55So you're the one
01:12:56who wanted to throw
01:12:56Caroline out.
01:12:57That's right.
01:12:58Just want to make sure
01:12:59everything goes orderly
01:13:00on your big night.
01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady
01:13:02and we just went through
01:13:03a messy divorce
01:13:04so her mental health
01:13:04is all over the place.
01:13:06She keeps rambling
01:13:07on and on
01:13:08about being
01:13:09the new police commissioner.
01:13:11But don't worry, sir.
01:13:12I am on your side
01:13:13and I won't let her
01:13:14ruin your night.
01:13:21Don't you ever
01:13:22disrespect Caroline like that.
01:13:26Why would you hit me?
01:13:27I'm friends with Mrs. Lane.
01:13:28I don't care
01:13:29who you claim
01:13:30to be friends with.
01:13:32This is somebody
01:13:33that I look up to
01:13:34and you
01:13:35don't deserve
01:13:36to call yourself
01:13:37an officer of the law.
01:13:39You are absolutely
01:13:40freaking clueless.
01:13:44Commissioner,
01:13:45I'm terribly sorry.
01:13:46This is on me.
01:13:47My people let you down.
01:13:49It's fine.
01:13:51What the fuck?
01:13:52She's the actual commissioner?
01:13:57No, no.
01:13:58She was scrubbing toilets
01:13:59and signing divorce papers
01:14:00two days ago.
01:14:01how could she be commissioner
01:14:02overnight?
01:14:03No, no.
01:14:04This is crazy.
01:14:05I thought she was
01:14:05Mark's mistress,
01:14:06just a cheating bitch,
01:14:08but she's actually
01:14:08Mark's daughter.
01:14:11Oh, fuck me.
01:14:13He called her commissioner
01:14:14and I just tried to humiliate her.
01:14:16I'm dead.
01:14:17I'm so fucking dead.
01:14:20Holy shit.
01:14:21Thank God we stayed out of this.
01:14:22We cannot afford
01:14:22to cross the commissioner.
01:14:24Poor bastard.
01:14:25He tried to divorce the commissioner
01:14:26and throw her out?
01:14:28He's done for.
01:14:31So,
01:14:32James,
01:14:34you said that you wanted
01:14:36to wrap my father
01:14:36and I out to the commissioner.
01:14:38Here I am.
01:14:39Anything you want to say?
01:14:41No, no.
01:14:42No, this can't be real.
01:14:44But she seems so young.
01:14:46Honestly,
01:14:46she doesn't even look
01:14:47like a police commissioner.
01:14:49Are you questioning
01:14:51the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:53No, no, sir.
01:14:54Of course not.
01:14:55It's just that
01:14:55no one here
01:14:57has ever seen
01:14:57the commissioner before
01:14:58and you're the only one
01:14:59confirming it.
01:15:00We had no idea.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:03Well, everybody
01:15:03listen very carefully.
01:15:05I hired Caroline
01:15:06to work as a janitor
01:15:09at the precincts
01:15:10to secretly investigate
01:15:12and root out corruption
01:15:13on the police force.
01:15:14Her status was top secret,
01:15:16which is why
01:15:17you don't recognize her
01:15:18and why her records
01:15:19aren't in the freaking system.
01:15:21Got it?
01:15:25I just pissed off
01:15:26the commissioner.
01:15:27Yes, you did.
01:15:28And you're fired.
01:15:29Get this piece of shit
01:15:30out of here.
01:15:31You're sneaking up my party.
01:15:32No.
01:15:33No, Mr. Lightyear, please.
01:15:34I didn't know.
01:15:35I didn't know.
01:15:36Shut up, you party pooper.
01:15:38Please.
01:15:43All right.
01:15:44You're next, assholes.
01:15:47Caroline.
01:15:49Well, I did not know
01:15:51that you were the commissioner.
01:15:52Why would you keep
01:15:53such a big secret
01:15:54from your husband, babe?
01:15:57Babe?
01:15:58No.
01:15:59The dirty, stinking janitor
01:16:00was actually the commissioner
01:16:01and I got her
01:16:02kicked out of our house.
01:16:04Oh, so reality is hitting hard
01:16:05and the fear is setting in.
01:16:09the commissioner we've been begging
01:16:12to see this whole time.
01:16:15It was you.
01:16:17Wow.
01:16:20Maybe it was God
01:16:23orchestrating this
01:16:24where we're meant to be
01:16:26in each other's life.
01:16:27No, God doesn't waste time
01:16:28on trash like you.
01:16:30It was all me.
01:16:32The police job?
01:16:34I got that for you.
01:16:36The prep school?
01:16:38That was through my donations.
01:16:41So you really did take care
01:16:42of us all those years?
01:16:50My Ivy League dreams are crushed.
01:16:52Oh, come on.
01:16:54Be real, Jenna.
01:16:54You were never smart enough
01:16:55for the Ivy Leagues.
01:16:58Caroline, look.
01:17:00Had I known you did
01:17:01all this stuff for us,
01:17:02I never would have
01:17:02betrayed you like that.
01:17:04Marilyn abandoned you
01:17:05when you hit rock bottom.
01:17:07I saved you.
01:17:09You cheated on me
01:17:10and you betrayed me.
01:17:12God, you're a real
01:17:13piece of work, James.
01:17:15You two belong
01:17:15with each other.
01:17:17So you were behind
01:17:18the promotion?
01:17:21Oh, now he's catching on.
01:17:24But you know what?
01:17:25Thank you for showing me
01:17:25your true colors
01:17:26and kicking me out.
01:17:27My father was right about you.
01:17:30You never loved me.
01:17:31You never respected me.
01:17:33You were using me,
01:17:34all because you thought
01:17:34I was a cleaning lady.
01:17:36No, no.
01:17:37It wasn't...
01:17:37It was not that at all.
01:17:38Okay, I thought
01:17:39it was your debt
01:17:40and I didn't want it
01:17:41to drag Jenna and me down.
01:17:43No, those were your bills,
01:17:45which I kindly paid
01:17:46every single month.
01:17:47I treated you
01:17:48pretty damn well, James.
01:17:50You threw it all out.
01:17:53It's just not my problem anymore.
01:17:55Dad, the bills,
01:17:57our house ruined everything.
01:17:59Shut up, okay?
01:18:01Marilyn was the one
01:18:01that forced me to leave Caroline,
01:18:02so blame her.
01:18:07Excuse me?
01:18:08I am to blame?
01:18:10I helped you to get rid of Caroline
01:18:12because you asked me to.
01:18:14Don't put this on me.
01:18:17Shut the fuck up.
01:18:18I would not be in this mess
01:18:20if it weren't for you.
01:18:21Thanks to you,
01:18:22I'm jobless
01:18:22and I'm going to be homeless again.
01:18:24Caroline, babe,
01:18:25look, I know I messed up,
01:18:27but could you just give me
01:18:28one more chance
01:18:28and let's get back together?
01:18:30I love you.
01:18:32Oh, so now you love me.
01:18:34That's funny, James.
01:18:36Absolutely.
01:18:37Look, look, I,
01:18:38I am so sorry.
01:18:40You hid everything from me.
01:18:42I had no idea
01:18:43that you did all this for us.
01:18:44Like, it's kind of not fair to me
01:18:47because, I mean,
01:18:49don't you see?
01:18:49I mean, had I known,
01:18:50I never would have done...
01:18:51Hey, hey, James.
01:18:52I am standing right here, you know.
01:18:56You're getting back with her
01:18:58in front of me?
01:18:59What was all of that
01:19:00lovey-dovey shit
01:19:02what you just said
01:19:03a few hours ago?
01:19:05Dad, you said we were family.
01:19:06You can't just abandon mom like that.
01:19:09Marilyn abandoned us first, okay?
01:19:11Plus, Marilyn is broke
01:19:12and I am jobless.
01:19:13We need Caroline
01:19:14or we're homeless.
01:19:16Caroline,
01:19:17we were together
01:19:18for five years, okay?
01:19:20Let me make this up to you.
01:19:22I will finally treat you
01:19:23like the queen that you are.
01:19:25There is no we
01:19:26anymore, James.
01:19:27that died the second
01:19:28that you cheated on me
01:19:29and kicked me to the curb.
01:19:33Carolyn,
01:19:34they're taking the house.
01:19:35Without you,
01:19:35Jen and I will be on the streets
01:19:36and I can't go back to that life.
01:19:38Please, Mom,
01:19:38I know I made some mistakes
01:19:39but I am still
01:19:40your little girl.
01:19:43I want to go to school.
01:19:43I don't want to sleep
01:19:44on the sidewalk
01:19:45and just give me
01:19:45one more chance.
01:19:46I promise I will be
01:19:47your loyal daughter.
01:19:48Now, Jenna,
01:19:49I think you forgot something.
01:19:50You said that I'm not
01:19:51your mother, remember?
01:19:52I'm just getting in the way
01:19:53of you and your real family.
01:19:55That's your mom,
01:19:56so beg her instead.
01:19:58No,
01:19:59I'm so sorry.
01:20:00I was so wrong.
01:20:01You are my mom.
01:20:02I can't be the laughing stock
01:20:03at school.
01:20:04It will ruin me.
01:20:05Well,
01:20:05you ruined yourself,
01:20:07kid.
01:20:08You knew that your father
01:20:09was cheating on me
01:20:10and you never said anything.
01:20:11You never defended me once.
01:20:13So I'm done with you.
01:20:14All of you.
01:20:15No,
01:20:16no,
01:20:16Mom,
01:20:16I'm sorry.
01:20:17I know I was wrong
01:20:18and I'm so sorry.
01:20:19Just tell me anything.
01:20:20I will do it
01:20:20to make it up to you.
01:20:21Jenna,
01:20:23if your actions
01:20:24and your words
01:20:25don't line up,
01:20:25you're not just lying to me.
01:20:28You're lying to yourself.
01:20:31Jesus Christ,
01:20:32you destroyed everything.
01:20:34I'm broke because of you,
01:20:35you manipulative bitch.
01:20:37Pay me back
01:20:38for everything you've done.
01:20:42Pay you?
01:20:43I have my own
01:20:44debts to pay.
01:20:46Why do you think
01:20:48that I came back to you
01:20:49in the first place?
01:20:50I thought you had money.
01:20:52Oh,
01:20:52so I'm just your personal ATM?
01:20:53Duh.
01:20:54Why do you think
01:20:55I left you the first time?
01:20:58Because you are
01:20:59broke
01:20:59and useless.
01:21:03You heartless fucking bitch.
01:21:04Whatever happened
01:21:05to you loving me?
01:21:06Mom,
01:21:06why would you lie to us?
01:21:08I thought we were a family.
01:21:13Family,
01:21:14please.
01:21:16I was so happy
01:21:18being single.
01:21:20You two
01:21:20are like
01:21:22parasites
01:21:23who I can't wait
01:21:25to be rid of.
01:21:26Enjoy being homeless.
01:21:28You two
01:21:29deserve each other.
01:21:33Well,
01:21:36betrayal,
01:21:37James.
01:21:38Doesn't feel very good,
01:21:39does it?
01:21:41Caroline,
01:21:41please.
01:21:43Marilyn played us both.
01:21:44She,
01:21:44she,
01:21:45it's all her fault.
01:21:47Please.
01:21:47You know what?
01:21:48It's,
01:21:48it's not really my business
01:21:49anymore.
01:21:50I can't believe
01:21:51that I wasted
01:21:51five years of my life
01:21:52on you bloodsuckers.
01:21:53God,
01:21:54it just makes my skin crawl.
01:21:56Caroline,
01:21:57I'm sorry.
01:21:58I was blind,
01:21:59I was blind,
01:22:00I betrayed you,
01:22:00but you mean everything
01:22:01to me,
01:22:01please.
01:22:03You can't turn the clock
01:22:05back, James.
01:22:06You did what you did.
01:22:15It's time for me
01:22:15to start living
01:22:16as myself.
01:22:19It's time for the world
01:22:20to see who I really am.
01:22:33Red Dragon,
01:22:35record by,
01:22:35short drama free.
01:22:37Follow for more.
01:22:51going then.
01:22:54Sous-titrage FR ?
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