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00:12We- we should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:15Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:20I- I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:24Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:27Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:28What? Ew, no.
00:30But you never put out.
00:32Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:35And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:39on, okay?
00:40But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:45What?
00:47Why would you say that?
00:48It's what everyone says.
00:50Ugh, you know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:53Babe, come on, it's a good thing.
00:56Holy, what's going on? I heard yelling.
00:58You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:00What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:05Ex-boyfriend.
01:06What the hell, Sumner? Come on, don't be like that.
01:08No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:12I didn't start those rumors.
01:14Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:17And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:19Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:22What the fuck did you say?
01:23Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:27Corbin, don't!
01:28No, let go of me, let go of me.
01:29You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:31Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything.
01:35Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:38But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:44Hello?
01:46Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
01:49Bryce was just leaving.
01:52Stay away from Sumner.
01:55Where am I supposed to sleep?
01:57Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
01:59Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:00Go crash on her couch.
02:02Just get your shit and go.
02:12You okay?
02:14You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:16He's gone.
02:17Who says I'm acting?
02:19If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:21Or you know what? Do.
02:23And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:28What's that?
02:39Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:41He was the new kid.
02:42He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:44You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:47No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party.
02:50Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it
02:54in a heartbeat.
02:55Um, public humiliation would be nice.
02:58Hey, I can work with that, thank you.
03:00That's something.
03:02Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:06me.
03:06Funny, I don't remember that.
03:09I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:13You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:15You know, I've never even...
03:21You know what, forget it.
03:23You don't know anything about me.
03:25I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:27Why?
03:28Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:30I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely, but no.
03:33Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:39I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:41What's his thing?
03:42He got like a huge cock or something?
03:47No?
03:48I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:50I never saw it.
03:54Oh, oh, okay.
04:01I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:03I was just...
04:05Sort of...
04:06Using him for his body.
04:08Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:11I don't know, I just thought...
04:12Spring break, no parents...
04:15I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:19You didn't want to graduate high school the Virgin.
04:22Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:25Come on.
04:26I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there's no way
04:32you can blame that on me.
04:32Oh, really?
04:34Watch me.
04:36Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence.
04:41See?
04:42There.
04:43Easy.
04:44You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:46Why didn't you just do it then?
04:49Because...
04:49Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:52Or good.
04:55Hmm.
04:57What?
04:58Hmm.
04:59No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:04Just never had that problem, so...
05:06Well, aren't you special?
05:09Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:14Well, you know what?
05:14Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:16I mean, half the school's here.
05:18I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:21No.
05:22No, what?
05:22No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:27Someone who sees you.
05:37Yo, help me bring this stuff out.
05:48What's going on with you two?
05:51Nothing.
05:53Nothing.
05:55Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know?
05:58Nothing...
05:59Nothing...
05:59Nothing new.
06:00She must not be trying too hard.
06:02Because for a second there, it seemed like...
06:05You were catching feelings.
06:07Feelings?
06:07Me?
06:08Dude, come on.
06:09I don't do feelings.
06:11And especially not for my sister.
06:12I mean...
06:13You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:17No, of course not.
06:19I mean, she's like my sister too, bro.
06:21Come on.
06:33You're never gonna win like that.
06:36Definitely not now that you're here.
06:41You gotta slow it down.
06:43You know, feel it out.
06:44Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:50What is?
06:51Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
06:59To score.
07:01And feel good while doing it.
07:05I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:10Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate, and you want it to actually feel good, you
07:15should let me be your first time.
07:19Adam would never forgive us.
07:21He leaves a day early, we could do it then.
07:23Just a one-time thing.
07:25Adam is your best friend.
07:26And he's my brother.
07:27You really want to jeopardize that?
07:29Why are you even suggesting this?
07:31Maybe I owe you one.
07:34You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:39Sex with you would be like Mike the dentist.
07:43Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:46I don't mind a little gagging.
07:48Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
07:53What does that mean?
07:57Well, first I'd kiss you.
08:05I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:08Because it does.
08:11And then I would slowly touch you.
08:18Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:22And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:31Hey, Sam, you want a tan?
08:35Whoa!
08:37And what's going on here?
08:39Nothing.
08:40I had something in my eye.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:47Get your mind out of the gutter.
08:48Yes, let's tan.
08:50I'll get changed.
08:53Let's go.
09:02Steppin' on your rollercoaster
09:06Going down
09:07But I never felt this high
09:10Biggest ride of the century
09:21You want some help?
09:24I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:28All good.
09:29Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:48I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
09:52Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
09:56You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
09:59I'm not gonna want to sleep with you.
10:02Okay, that's a good question.
10:05Um...
10:05Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:08Yeah.
10:09And when you lose,
10:12you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:15Okay, I can come up with something.
10:17But I'm not gonna lose, so I'm...
10:20Do we have a deal?
10:22Do your worst.
10:24So you consent?
10:27Enthusiastically.
10:32Time to suffer!
10:43Yeah, you know what?
10:44No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:46What's wrong, Sam? You scared I'll beat your record?
10:49All right, fine.
10:51Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
10:55All right!
10:56In three...
10:58Two...
10:59One!
11:03You got to suffer!
11:09Up to the shoulders!
11:11Breathe.
11:12Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:14Oh, give up some?
11:16Sunshine's calling your name.
11:18Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:19Oh my god.
11:20Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:22What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:23Dude, what the hell?
11:25God's conserving heat.
11:27Really? In front of my brother?
11:28You can get out any time, I would gladly take the wind.
11:31Oh, never.
11:34That's what I thought.
11:58You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:00Me too, the water's feeling nice and warm.
12:03I wasn't talking about the water.
12:04Yeah.
12:08You know I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:10Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:14You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:16We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:21Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:24I was a knight.
12:25Thank you very much.
12:27But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:30Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:41I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, son.
12:48Well, this is not a game.
12:49And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
12:51You know what? You can take the win.
12:53I give up. Some wins.
12:58Weak sauce, man.
13:05Congrats.
13:07This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:29You still mad at me?
13:34Hmm. Does that mean our bet's off?
13:37After you let me win yesterday?
13:39Not a chance.
13:42You know I want to make you suffer.
13:44Right?
13:46How are you going to do that?
13:47Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
13:55So if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:06So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:11Yeah.
14:14I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:17But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:22I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:31Oh, yeah?
14:33And how are you going to do that?
14:41Oops.
14:42Looks like I spilled.
14:56That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
14:58How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:06You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:14Why not?
15:17Like a girl.
15:40There you two are.
15:44Oh, am I interrupting again?
15:46No, not interrupting and not again. Here, do you want some?
15:49Duh.
15:52Which one? Slasher zombies or Slasher vampires?
15:56Uh, vampires.
15:57All the way this started.
15:59Thanks.
16:02You've got to be kidding me.
16:05I don't know what you're talking about.
16:06Girl, be so for real.
16:08Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:13Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:29Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:31Let these two have the couch?
16:32Sure.
16:33Better sit six feet apart.
16:36Give me some of that ice cream.
16:37Come on down, son.
16:38Take a seat.
16:41What? Too scared of this one?
16:44Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
16:47Cause I was sad. She was doing it for her kid.
16:49You would sympathize with a serial killer.
16:54Don't worry. I'll protect you.
16:57Protect me from your son.
16:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:22What are you doing?
17:24Just waiting for the right moment.
17:28I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:31My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:35Doesn't bother me. I was thinking maybe second base.
17:38You're unbelievable.
17:40Isn't that a no?
17:43You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything.
17:46Yeah, you sure about that?
17:52Okay.
18:10I don't wanna stop.
18:12I don't wanna stop.
18:25No!
18:26I'm too cute to eat!
18:34Time for bed, I think.
18:58Oh my god!
19:01Are you-
19:03What, you coming here to help me out?
19:05What? No, I-
19:11Like what you see?
19:12No! No! God no!
19:17Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:24Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:26Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:28It could last 24 hours.
19:30How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:32I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:34I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:37I don't need to.
19:38Thank you very much.
19:40Yeah, you sure about that?
19:42I'm gonna go use the other bathroom.
19:44Okay, you go do that.
19:51Okay.
19:52Look at this. Go.
19:53There we go.
19:54So annoying.
19:56Knock, knock, knock.
20:00Hey, party people.
20:01Hey, Daisy. What's going on?
20:05Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:09I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:12So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:15Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:20I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:22Who wants a shot?
20:24Oh, I'm down.
20:25Why not?
20:26Okay.
20:27Yeah.
20:31You want a liquor?
20:33It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:36I'm okay.
20:37I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:41Trust me.
20:42It's so good with vodka.
20:44It's like a pre-chaser.
20:55Alright.
20:57For spring break.
20:58Spring break.
20:59Spring break.
21:01Tears.
21:09Let's play a game.
21:12Suck and blow?
21:13Gross.
21:14No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:18Sardines?
21:18Ooh, yes.
21:20I've always loved this house for sardines.
21:22Great.
21:23I'll hide first.
21:24Okay.
21:24I need a breather.
21:25Especially after that shot.
21:40How did you find me so fast?
21:43This has been your spot since we were kids.
21:45I won't tell Adam.
21:46Don't worry.
21:47Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
21:50I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
21:53You saw no such thing.
21:55You jealous?
21:57No.
21:58I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono.
22:01Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:10You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:25Sit down.
22:27What?
22:27Sit down.
22:31You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:35Take care of me, Hal.
22:39Time for third base, huh?
22:53Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
22:59I knew this game was stupid.
23:01Let's just call it.
23:03Olly olly oxen free!
23:21Finally.
23:22It's been forever.
23:23How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:29We had fun sneaking around.
23:31Uh huh.
23:32Well I got sober looking for you too.
23:34I'm going to grab another drink. Mia, you want one?
23:37Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:40Excuse me.
23:47Sumner, let's dance.
23:49Okay.
23:50Yeah.
24:06Do you really want to give them the show?
24:10What'd you have in mind?
24:13Hope you're watching, Corbin.
24:28Summer cherry?
24:30I can taste it on your tongue.
24:33You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:36It's just a game, Daisy.
24:37Yeah, right.
24:39You're a whore like everyone says.
24:41I don't think so.
24:43The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
24:45You're a slut, just like everyone says.
24:48You don't get to talk to her like that.
24:50What'd you do?
24:51Let him fuck you in a closet?
24:53Hey, what's going on?
24:55Get the hell out of here.
24:57Fine.
24:58I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:01What do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:05Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:08She was fired up.
25:09She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam.
25:11She'll say anything to be detection.
25:13God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:15You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:17Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:20I wasn't laughing.
25:21Yeah, well you weren't helping me either.
25:23That's your whole deal, huh?
25:25Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:30I was defending you back there.
25:33Too little, too late.
25:36You can leave me alone.
25:39Both of you.
25:40Both of you.
26:06Peace all for you.
26:10I'm sorry about Daisy
26:22I'm sorry about everything
26:25You want to be more specific?
26:29I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:34No, I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:39I bet you don't even think about it
26:43You'd be surprised some
26:51I used to have the biggest crush on you
26:57Obviously I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell anyone
27:00You're my best friend's sister
27:10I guess I just acted out
27:15It's real mature, Corbin
27:18I was 14, okay?
27:20You were driving me crazy
27:21I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:22I couldn't keep my hands away
27:25So you tormented me?
27:29I took it too far that day
27:34The biggest mistake of my life
27:38I lost one of my best friends that day
27:45So...
27:47You want to hand me one?
27:58You know how to do this?
28:00Yes
28:02You shouldn't go that fast
28:04Well, I'm hungry
28:06Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:10Look at that, already on fire
28:14Damn it
28:15Told you
28:18I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:25Assholes, plural?
28:32I'm not admitting anything until you do
28:35What do you mean?
28:40You said
28:41You said
28:42You had a crush on me
28:44In middle school
28:47Yeah
28:52How do you feel about me now?
28:56Now
28:58How do I feel about you now?
29:05I thought
29:07It was
29:08So obvious
29:14I really want to kiss you right now
29:19What do you want?
29:24I want you to take me home
29:27You want to go home?
29:29No
29:34Home
29:45Hey
29:46What are you doing?
29:48What are you doing?
30:04I'm getting tired
30:06I'm tired
30:07I'm waiting
30:08For you
30:09To make
30:11Your moves
30:13You can love me better than you
30:17You can love me better than you
30:20All my mind's loving
30:22So my mind
30:23It can do me better
30:25It can do me better
30:26All my mind's everything I like
30:30It can do me better
30:32It can do me better
30:59What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:01Oh nothing
31:02Just about how I won
31:06Corbin Montgomery
31:07Is this all just still a game to you?
31:10No
31:10I won
31:10But I'm not talking about a game
31:15Well it would still be a nice treat
31:17If you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:19I'll show you a treat
31:20Hey
31:24What the hell are you doing?
31:31My best friend?
31:33My sister?
31:34Adam it's not like that
31:35Yeah
31:36First Bryce and now Corbin?
31:37Who's next son?
31:40It's not like that
31:41Corbin and I actually care about each other
31:43Tell him Corbin
31:44Yeah
31:44Yeah Corbin
31:45Tell me all about how
31:46You've only been my friend
31:48So you could fuck my sister
31:49Adam don't talk like that
31:52Just leave somewhere
31:54Seriously?
31:58We should have never done this
32:02What the hell were you thinking man?
32:05Hey!
32:07I'm talking to you
32:08I wasn't thinking
32:08Okay
32:09It was a spur of the moment thing
32:11Bullshit
32:12What?
32:13No I've seen the way
32:13You've been looking at her all week
32:15Okay just drop it man
32:16Hell since we were fucking kids man
32:19What's your problem?
32:20You're not the only one
32:21Who gets to care about her Adam
32:24I mean is this how you're gonna act
32:25To every guy
32:26She ever fucking brings home
32:28Maybe
32:28I'm not the right guy for her
32:30But someday somebody will be
32:31So you better get your shit together
32:33Before that day comes
32:34Because sooner or later
32:35She's not gonna take it anymore
32:37Hey where do you think you're going?
32:39To apologize
32:43I can't believe for one second
32:44I thought
32:45Corbin Montgomery
32:46Actually gave a crap about me
32:48I'm so stupid
32:50You are not stupid
32:51And honestly
32:53I'm proud of you Sumner
32:54You should sign me up
32:56For some
32:57Addicted to assholes
32:58Rehab program or something
32:59Listen you took a chance
33:02And you opened yourself up
33:03In a way that I've never seen before
33:05Yeah well it wasn't real
33:07It's just
33:09Hormones or something
33:11It was real
33:13I was watching you two all week
33:14It was like
33:15Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:17Yeah well it doesn't matter anymore
33:19Because
33:20Corbin's still a coward
33:22I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:26He will
33:27How can you sound so sure
33:31Because
33:34Well
33:36There's something I have to tell you
33:46You scumbag
33:47I know what you're gonna say
33:48I cannot believe you
33:50You're such a hypocrite
33:51You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
33:55What?
33:56I told her everything Adam
33:59Oh
33:59Your sister's best friend bro?
34:03Corbin's right
34:04If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:06Then you and I should break up too
34:09Babe
34:09Come on
34:10Don't babe me
34:11I mean it Adam
34:13You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:16But she's my
34:19And he's my
34:20Grow up
34:22It wouldn't be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:27Just like
34:29Don't pity A in front of me
34:31Okay?
34:32Thanks for your blessing Adam
34:33But we won't be needing it
34:37You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
34:40Mia came to my defense before you did
34:43Sum come on
34:44You know don't call me that
34:46How am I ever gonna trust you?
34:49You're just like how you were in middle school
34:50And you're never gonna change
35:05Sumner I'm sorry okay?
35:08You know you've been saying that for years
35:10I don't believe you
35:11I was an idiot okay?
35:12I didn't know what to say to him
35:13So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:16You never stand up for
35:18No I was telling the truth
35:19I wanted to apologize to you first
35:23Your words mean nothing
35:29You never stand up for money
35:31I loved you
35:40I hate my claim
35:43You never stand up for money
35:45You don't think I were looking
35:49No I think your
35:51You should even help me
35:51I need you
35:51I need you
35:52I want somebody
35:54I don't know, mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
35:58Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:01I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:05I love you, too.
36:07Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:10Adam, are we good over there?
36:12We got this angle crystal clear.
36:13What are you guys doing?
36:14Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:17No.
36:18Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:20What? What's the main attraction?
36:23I'm the main attraction.
36:24Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:30Shake it, boy.
36:31Oh, my God. I killed both of you.
36:33Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
36:37No, I do.
36:38Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
36:43I want to be with you.
36:44And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
36:50Hey!
36:52Hey!
36:55Okay.
37:04What do you say?
37:10I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:12I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:15I want to be with you, too.
37:17I want to be with you, too.
37:28You
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