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My Lazy Ex-Husband Is The Supreme Mage 2.0
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:29Protect the county, protect everyone, no one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal? What's Seal?
00:57Go back! Help!
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now! Look! They're pulling back!
01:31No! That's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina! Varada! Let's seal him now!
01:45Three as one! Sacred Seals! Find the demon!
01:56Caroline...
01:58Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17The king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar
02:26And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:30There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Where is he?
02:40OY!
02:42Cairn Stone
02:43ŮŹPEN Felix
02:44For you all!
02:45Bye!
02:49K.O.
02:49And after a sitting
02:50D.B.
02:50Opie
02:50Things
03:05Be
03:07Lo
03:07To巡詞
03:08Bo Lo Und��
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence... impossible.
03:29Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:41Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary Spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:09The kingdom is saved.
04:11Quickly, after them.
04:14Aaaaaah!
04:18Meow.
04:25Screw off!
04:37Wait... a black panther?
04:39A unicorn?
04:40A divine crow?
04:41And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:45Could he be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair and Ashford.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:17Master, I am indeed the disciple of the high priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:23Oh.
05:24I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are...
05:28a mentor.
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This...
05:31this is the fruit of the gods.
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years.
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:39How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:41His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:44I pass by by chance.
05:46Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City.
05:49A spring banquet invitation?
05:49I'm not interested.
05:51Please, I beg you.
06:00Cain!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwynn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:13Please don't let trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn!
06:28Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43My lord Duke, are you well?
06:45This countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn!
06:58Show some respect.
06:59A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
07:08Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop!
07:13I just love eating these.
07:18Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
07:31We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
07:39us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it.
07:44The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level 7 mage exam.
07:53Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only 7?
07:56You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead.
08:03Get stoned to the city.
08:04No excuses.
08:07No excuses.
08:15Cairn, coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:25He won't listen?
08:27Tie him up to Royal City, now.
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty.
08:33We hope you...
08:40This urgent?
08:41Guess I gotta go myself.
08:52Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant.
09:02This barrier checks magic and wealth.
09:04You're nothing but dirt.
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you.
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:12If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife?
09:19High Knight Elwynn?
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall.
09:27Get back to your pig pet.
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold.
09:32You'll never scrape that up.
09:34Not in a lifetime.
09:53My money!
09:55Catch it!
09:57My gold!
10:05Halt!
10:06Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit.
10:11No papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir!
10:26This peasant's got no gold.
10:28No papers either.
10:36This.
10:37Will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48Barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital,
10:51mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
10:54Valid.
10:54Valid for 100 years.
10:56Solon I.
10:59How is this possible?
11:01Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:05This is the late King's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:18Just doodled this years ago.
11:21And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Step back!
11:28Commoner, lay a hand on the holy pillar again, and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:32Go to the man's head on the soldier!
11:34Go to the wall!
11:38Vedintes' eely!
11:39Are arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage?
11:42Truly a level 6 ice make!
11:53Good heavens! Lord Simus commands fire perfectly! Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
11:59It's been too long. You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:03What's that revolting stench here? Guards, throw this fleet out!
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation, and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:12Look, she's here.
12:14Ex-wife? Him? The High Knight of the Empire? This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn, how dare you set foot in the sanctuary? Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
12:31You forge this invite. Rot in the dungeon.
12:34My fire magic! Gone! Devoured!
12:37How dare you! Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:45Enough! You have an invite? Then follow the rules! Step through the judgment porch! Live or die! You take the
12:53risk!
12:53This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage. Cairn, you can still back out, before it's too late.
13:10Impossible. He has no magic era. None at all!
13:13Seize him! Uncover his dark magic!
13:15Last chance to save you. Confess, and I'll let you walk free.
13:19Just a servant's invite. Farmer, this is your limit. Step closer. Blast for me!
13:28The Duke's invite won't do. How about this?
13:33This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation. It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll. Only three exist in the world.
13:47Who exactly are you?
13:53Is that Countess Liliana? I'd die just for one look from her.
13:58Wipe that drool off your face. She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
14:01You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
14:12So, you like Liada?
14:24Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
14:30Cairn, stop this madness. She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the King himself.
14:36Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee? Right. I remember her now.
14:40All these years and only level 8. Her talent is mediocre at best.
14:45Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser. How dare you?
14:51Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
14:54Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy. Even Khamis feels unworthy. Who do you think you are?
15:01Listen closely, farmer.
15:05A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her.
15:10Being in her presence is the greatest honour of your pathetic life.
15:14No. You've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honour by showing up.
15:21I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
15:35Could it be... Lady Liliana?
15:41Lils! Look at me!
15:47Your presence honours this feast, Lady Liliana.
15:49Lord Dexter, hosting the Spring Feast, eases the King's burden tremendously.
15:53Lylee.
15:55Cairn, are you fever-y? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last 10 years combined.
15:59He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy.
16:02If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
16:06Relax. I'm just gonna go say hi to Lils. Wait here.
16:10Alone? And Lils?
16:11Are you insane? Don't you realise every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
16:18Lils! Hey!
16:22Over here!
16:24Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
16:28He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
16:33Night Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
16:37With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
16:41Stop!
16:52Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
16:54Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
16:58What a fast! The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
17:08Now, throw him out!
17:16My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
17:20I'll remove him at once.
17:25Mr. Kane! It really is you!
17:34Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
17:37You've even learned how to put on airs.
17:41Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
17:46Just here for the show.
17:49Oh, there's someone you should meet.
17:51My ex-wife, Elwhan.
17:57So, it's you.
17:59I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
18:01Liliana, listen!
18:02This is not what you think, I...
18:05Look at you.
18:06Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
18:08Cat got your tongue?
18:09Come, little Lili.
18:10Let's talk in private.
18:14What the hell is this?
18:16How does he know Lady Liliana?
18:18I want answers, too.
18:23Master, I know her.
18:25The High Knight is a legend.
18:29So, what's your take on her?
18:31Impressive.
18:32Level 6 mage-ed, Supreme Knight.
18:35He has a bright future ahead.
18:37I meant, as a woman.
18:39Is she wife material?
18:41Does she have the...
18:42She's striking.
18:43But her arrogance is...
18:45Unbearable.
18:47But I trust your judgment.
18:49Perfect.
18:50Help me win my ex-wife back.
18:54All right.
18:55That's her.
18:57She won.
19:05How?
19:06How?
19:06Why would she do this?
19:08For a mere farmer.
19:10For a mere farmer.
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