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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Latest Version]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:35WOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:06you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:39Seuss' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Seuss!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30Get my king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Seuss' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Get harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiance.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:35Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:37Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liara.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:28I will devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:39Ha ha ha!
15:49Hoo!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:53AAAAAAAAAA!
15:54WhEEEaH!
16:02AAAAAAAAAAAAA link Lee!
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:43you bitch
16:51jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:11that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:26what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
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18:49know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king
19:22we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take one
19:27step near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:34yes yes my leash
19:47my love
19:49since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02that wild god
20:03that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench
20:10right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in
20:34hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:47poseidon
20:57poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00headied staff
22:01one shot
22:03the sea king
22:04he's real
22:07hades
22:07you hiding
22:09come out
22:10or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:13one
22:15two
22:19thank the fates
22:21the boss is here
22:26boss
22:27this bum
22:34you idiot
22:35piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done
22:38get out
22:39in front of poseidon
22:41your ants
22:42i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord
22:50is this handling satisfactory
22:52i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood
23:01i'll mobilize every team right now
23:04you have three days
23:05i'll be back
23:09everyone
23:10drop what you're doing
23:12full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource
23:15every contact
23:16now
23:17tell them poseidon's back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back
23:27let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead
23:40kid comes with us alive
23:42she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets
23:44let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew
23:58surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10pathetic
24:13who are you
24:16dylan's orders
24:17come quietly to the stronghold
24:20or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy
24:23who's the ugly goat man
24:26hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter
24:37don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:58surrender now
25:00i'll go with you
25:02on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine
25:20you die
25:25you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog
25:31the more you fight
25:32the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:45you're wounded
25:47poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first
26:01i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:15let my mommy go
26:17you bastard
26:25lilly
26:25lilly
26:26run
26:27get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run
26:35a little longer
26:42lilly
26:46honey
26:55your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man my poison
27:15jack what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:27one hand
27:44jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:22no
28:25no
28:36no
28:37no
29:00daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:05shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:17hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:28lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:33daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:39you are the best
29:49some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:56you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21okay lily you can turn around now
30:28daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:31he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:40lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45i'll be right back
30:52daddy be careful
30:55don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:05that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:07how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:12so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:27damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:35for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:42no signal you trying to hog the glory
31:45more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
31:48no choice i'm taking them down with me
31:51this the woman dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
31:57useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:04just let jack and lily be safe
32:10you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:27why did you come back where's lily
32:33lily's safe don't push yourself
32:38so this is the woman's secret lover
32:41her taste is trash
32:43beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:47refuse and you'll be screaming
32:50end it fast
32:54you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:57just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01just hold on a little longer
33:02jack means more to me than anything
33:05i won't let him get hurt
33:17you want my husband
33:18step over my corpse first
33:21in a hurry to die
33:23fine i'll oblige
33:25fine
33:54i'll see you next time
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This... can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:03With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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