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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52If I'm underground...
02:54meet my...
02:56Magmonites!
03:03I liked you better when you just hated Presidents.
03:07As you find your place in the world...
03:09know that it won't always be easy.
03:12Sometimes life hits you with everything its got.
03:17Ah!
03:19Walph!
03:40The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh.
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:33See?
04:35Even your greatest heroes are useless against the power of darkness!
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would've been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's greatest treasures.
04:59It's not destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that.
05:08We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he though?
05:18Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero.
05:26Good timing.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh man, wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:39Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know, high school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:56Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:02Marcus Sebastian?
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:07Some secrets should never be revealed, Justine.
06:13Everyone, please rise.
06:17Congratulations, graduates.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:22Yeah!
06:24Ooh crap.
06:27Remember...
06:28Be bold.
06:30Be original.
06:31Be...
06:47I don't know.
06:50I don't feel any different.
06:51It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:56Amber, summer plans.
06:58Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean...
07:06On the weekends.
07:07Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:24I don't even know what a state comptroller is.
07:26But you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry.
07:44I didn't mean to make that weird for you or...
07:47No.
07:47That's...
07:48That's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face?
07:53Seems cathartic.
07:54Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:58Speaking of...
08:04God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo.
08:12Hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:16Mark?
08:17I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's alright.
08:26Here.
08:29What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:32Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49Come on.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Secwits ever take over.
08:55Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
09:00You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:04Hmm.
09:06Livingston.
09:08Well, what makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say?
09:14Martians?
09:15I, um, I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:26You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:28Ah.
09:30Say, uh, everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything, you, everything's okay, yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide.
09:41Well, uh, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there.
09:47One can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:56Uh, not yourself.
09:59But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston,
10:03this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:08Oh, God, no.
10:11Well, I...
10:12I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:16What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again.
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart,
10:22just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
10:26No one's killing anybody.
10:29But effective immediately,
10:30you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:34Huh?
10:48Oh, shit!
10:51Oh, shit!
10:53Whoa, whoa!
10:54Whoa!
11:01Oh, shit!
11:08Oh, there saved you some work
11:14What the hell do you think you're doing you scared the piss out of my entire crow
11:20I'm just trying to help. How do I know that's the code?
11:24Hmm, you know what go stuff your coat up your ass
11:28I live in that building, and if it was up to the bureaucrats, we'd be sleeping in high school gyms
11:33until Labor Day
11:38Thanks, thank you
11:39Mommy, does this mean we can go home now?
11:43It's about time someone cut through all the red tape and did something instead of just talking about it
11:48You know how long I've been baying the city to clean up that mess?
11:53Six years. Oh, but unless you know somebody good luck
11:59You know me, don't you?
12:06Oh
12:29Oh
12:32Wow
12:32That is so cool
12:42Hey mom
12:44No, no, everything's fine. Great. Actually. I was just thinking about you and
12:49Is something wrong?
12:53Oh
12:54Hey mom
12:55Morning
12:58Since when do you drink coffee?
13:00Since I got my powers
13:03Oh
13:05I hadn't noticed
13:07Hmm
13:11It keeps doing that
13:13I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs
13:16Yeah, well at least he fixed our house
13:18His people shot it up
13:21Can we please not do this right now?
13:24Sorry
13:25I guess we're both still a bit raw
13:29So
13:30How about we take a little break?
13:32I found some crazy deals online
13:35I'm thinking
13:36Beach trip
13:37You and me
13:39Somewhere tropical
13:40With a fancy hotel
13:42Bermuda
13:43Maybe St. Lucia
13:44Seriously?
13:46Call it a graduation present
13:49Uh
13:49I mean
13:50I want to
13:51But
13:52Cecil told me the guardians are working out some issues
13:55And I don't know if I can take off right now
13:58Well what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid?
14:02Ugh
14:02I'm not a kid anymore
14:05Yes, I know that
14:06You're an adult
14:07But that means making your own choices
14:09You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you
14:11Yeah, mom
14:11I kinda do
14:13The last time I did this on my own
14:15Half a city got destroyed
14:16I understand
14:18No, you don't
14:19Let me finish
14:20I understand why you think you have to prove yourself
14:23But you don't
14:24You're a good person
14:25No one thinks you're gonna turn out like your father
14:27But then why would you even say it?
14:29Oh, I'm sorry
14:30That's not what I meant
14:32Mark, I need you
14:33Thank God
14:34What?
14:36I have to go
14:36Mark, wait
14:47I quit
14:48I'm done
14:50Fuck your training, man
14:56People try and kill me every single day
14:59Hey, look
15:00I don't need that shit at home
15:04Somebody got me in the balls
15:06Maybe if you trained more and complained less
15:08We could get back to saving lives
15:10Ugh
15:11We just stopped him from being that guy
15:14And now we've got you?
15:18Ugh, fuck my life
15:27Kate?
15:29Is that you?
15:30I've got a boo-boo that could use some dupli-kisses
15:36First of all, we are not dating
15:39And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace
15:42So kiss your own boo-boo
15:45Boo
15:46Boo
15:49Wait, I know that look
15:51Oh, are you shitting me?
15:55You goddamn geriatric hypocrite
15:58This is none of your business
16:00Come on
16:01You and I were never a thing
16:03The immortal and I are
16:05Deal with it
16:06Kate
16:08Don't do this
16:09Please
16:13We called them heroes
16:14Role models
16:16Protectors
16:17But no one ever expected to call the guardians of the globe
16:21Victims
16:23Welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the world
16:27We begin by honoring Aquarius, King of Atlantis
16:31Aquarius first won hearts
16:35Hi, Russ
16:36Yes, Russ
16:38I know you lost your job, but the rent's been due for months
16:42So, you know
16:45I do?
16:49Just find a way to pay your bills or I need you out by the end of next week
16:53Next, we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder
16:57Martian man
16:59He may have come from the stars
17:01But Martian man will always be one of Earth's greatest superheroes
17:05While taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian
17:09Martian man always made time to help first responders on the scene
17:13With his gentle nature and kind spirit
17:16Martian man made Earth his home
17:28Here's the need to know
17:30We've had multiple corroborated sightings of Darkwing
17:33Which is perturbing me considering that I personally ID'd what was left of his ribcage last year
17:40Oh, uh, sorry
17:44It's okay
17:45So, observe and report
17:46That's why you're Employee of the Month, kid
17:52Midnight City
17:54Been a virtual no-man's land since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in 02
17:58So, when you say cursed, is that like a metaphor, or...?
18:04What the hell?
18:06I mean, it's cursed
18:07Current at midnight, perpetual darkness, summer on the dark side of the moon
18:20So weird
18:25Let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:27Let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:27Let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:34Oh, God, help! Help! Please, somebody help me!
18:41Please...
18:46Please...
18:46Please...
18:47Somebody help me!
18:53I am helping
18:58Helping make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again
19:13Come on, man
19:15Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people
19:19Also, pretty sure he's dead
19:21Killed by your father, Invincible
19:23Which is why I carry on his work
19:25I was Night Boy, his assistant
19:28Assistant?
19:28Wait, you mean... sidekick?
19:30We don't use that term
19:34It's...
19:35Degrading
19:36Okay, bring him in
19:38He's lost it
19:39You think?
19:40You hear them too?
19:41Huh?
19:42The voices
19:45Oh, man...
19:46Hey, you're coming with me
19:47Okay?
19:48I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath
19:52Hey, I'm being nice
19:55So watch you
19:56Huh?
20:06Ow!
20:07I felt that
20:09My predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you
20:15But that's not what you should be worried about
20:17Hey, man
20:18I said I felt that punch
20:20I didn't say it hurt
20:31Welcome to the Shadowverse
20:33Yes
20:35There are dark things here
20:37Hungry things
20:38Even I don't dare to stay too long
20:42But I hope you like it
20:44Because you are never
20:47Leaving
20:48I like the old Darkwing better
20:51I'm the hero here
20:53I'm saving the world from Omni-Man's son
20:58Hey, don't call me that
21:00Let go!
21:04Not until you take me back
21:09Hmm...
21:10Guess who they'll eat first
21:14Paul...
21:17You would never...
21:19Like you said
21:20I'm Omni-Man's son
21:23You have no...
21:26Idea...
21:26What I'm capable of
21:32There...
21:33I'll let go of...
21:42Mark?
21:43We lost you for a minute
21:45Where were you?
21:46You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick
21:49When he regains consciousness
21:51Okay, bring him in
21:53I gotta sign off
21:54Something just came up
21:55Anything I can do?
21:57I doubt it
22:00Debbie
22:00What a pleasant surprise
22:02What can I do for you?
22:04Mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you
22:07He only gets one of those
22:09He's barely 18, Cecil
22:12Mark...
22:13Came to me
22:13I'm looking out for him
22:15I'm easing him back into the job
22:16It's not a job
22:17And he's not your...
22:19Your soldier!
22:20You can't just order him around
22:22Well, at least he follows orders
22:26Debbie, I didn't mean that
22:27That's what this is about, isn't it?
22:30That you're in control, not him
22:31That he's not like his father
22:33Debbie?
22:34I can't believe you'd even think that
22:36After everything Mark went through
22:38And what if you decide you can't trust him?
22:40What then?
22:41That won't happen
22:42I wish I believed you
22:45Debbie...
22:46I meant what I said
22:47About looking out for Mark
22:49No dangerous stuff until he's ready
22:51And he calls the shots
22:53You have my word
22:54Sir, the Mars file you requested
23:00D... Donald?
23:02Debbie...
23:03Are you okay?
23:05She was just leaving
23:09I don't know what that was about
23:17I told you sweetie, everything's fine
23:20You don't sound fine, Mom
23:22Are you and Dad fighting again?
23:24No, nothing like that
23:26Well then what?
23:28Mom, it's me
23:30I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay?
23:33Things have been a little tight lately financially, but we're fine
23:37Really sweetie?
23:39Mom, why didn't you say something you know I can help out?
23:43Samantha!
23:47There!
23:48Turn it back please, before your father gets home
23:50Why? What's going on?
23:55Samantha?
23:57Dad?
23:57What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt?
24:00It's called an honest day's work
24:02But the furniture store, you've been there for 20 years
24:05Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble
24:09Oh God, why didn't you tell me?
24:11Maybe you should've asked, instead of flying off to God knows where doing God knows what
24:16Alright, well, I'm here now, okay?
24:19You don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager
24:22I can give you and Mom whatever you want
24:24I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive
24:31There, 24 karat, you can sell this
24:34Turn it back!
24:35Ugh, you're being stubborn for no reason
24:38I said change it back
24:44I have to run, the Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago
24:48I will visit in a few days to check in and make Dad sell this
24:53Bye
24:57Hi there!
24:58I'm calling on behalf of the Katie Giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's State Comptroller election
25:05No, Comptroller, you know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances
25:10It's critical work and...
25:12Hello? Hello?
25:13I think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it or... Comptroller
25:20Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights, but that doesn't mean you're the only one
25:26saving the world
25:27See? That's a better slogan
25:30Shouldn't you be off punching things into space?
25:34Surprise!
25:36I'm taking you to lunch
25:39Ooh, unexpected but appreciated
25:42Let me go grab my bag
25:43There's this great Thai place down the street
25:48Uh, I had somewhere else in mind
25:57I said I'd be back at 1.30!
26:00We're almost there
26:01It's a better than cocaine
26:02Lighter than airwaves
26:04Cleaner than romance
26:06And easier than luck of fate
26:07Okay, you can look now
26:10Oh. My. God.
26:13You brought me to Paris?
26:16Sort of
26:18Is that a casino?
26:23Okay. Yeah, so it's just Las Vegas
26:26Okay?
26:28You only get an hour for lunch and I can't fly you to Europe that fast without your skin ripping
26:31off
26:33So...
26:34Can I kiss you anyway?
26:37Hmm?
26:40You get an A for effort
26:42And for letting me keep my skin on
26:46Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks
26:52Mark, I need you
26:54Give me a sec
26:58Dinner tonight, instead?
27:02Go save the world, Invincible
27:05Just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to
27:09You know?
27:11You're way too good for me!
27:17Hmm...
27:18Also, I need to take you back to work first
27:37Heh...
27:38You're late
27:38For what? Low tide?
27:41Something like that
27:43Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man murdering their King Aquarius
27:47Since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane
27:50The Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his next of kin
27:54You
27:56That's a stupid law
27:57Maybe, but Atlantis controls the oceans
28:00They threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this
28:03You want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization?
28:07Who said anything about war?
28:09According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone for the King's murder is to marry his widow
28:15What?
28:16It's an honor, if you think about it
28:18I can't marry a fish! I have a girlfriend!
28:21Relax, strictly symbolic
28:23All you have to do is go through the ceremony
28:25Maybe kiss the bride
28:27Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on, it's easy
28:29Okay, but like, will I have to, you know...
28:34What exactly am I looking at?
28:36You're right
28:42Sorry, kid, I got another fire to put out
28:44Good luck down there, I'll be listening
28:49Talk to me
28:50It's the lizard league, sir
28:54You called me back for the lizard league?
28:56They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas
28:58How? We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell
29:01It appears that Supreme Lizard has seized control in his absence
29:07Send in the guardians
29:08Are you sure they're ready?
29:10If they can't take down the lizard league, they'll never be ready
29:19Nope!
29:21Not this bullshit again
29:23I'm not doing another me
29:26That me better not be you, Rudy
29:29It's not
29:34Who are you?
29:36I call me...
29:38The Shapesmith
29:43Guardians!
29:47Things usually this weird around here?
29:49You have no idea
30:01Wear this
30:05There's a movie
30:08There's a movie
30:15There's no idea
30:18Who's going to survive
30:18Who'll do this?
30:22There's no idea
30:32Who's going to survive
30:34Once you see
30:35about that you will address her as your majesty air breather right your majesty it's an honor
30:44to meet you and i'm very sorry for what my father did but i can't do this and definitely not
30:52here
30:52in front of everyone okay i think this is kind of awkward but i have a girlfriend name is amber
30:57and we're finally in a good place so even though you know you seem super nice it just wouldn't
31:05feel right to what do you speak of isn't that why i'm here to be your new king why would
31:12i need a
31:12king i commended this kingdom for a decade while aquarists play dress up with you humans
31:20oh then we're not getting married we abolished that barbaric custom what do you think we are
31:27savages oh my oh thank god i mean i'm thank you your majesty i think great so what's a new
31:38law
31:42trial by combat release the duck dweller
31:53what do you want me to fight that seems a little unfair
32:15okay okay i win can i go now
32:29makes a lot more sense
32:42seriously
32:49if you're not feeling ready paul yeah let's sell this bitch okay oh wow
32:59wow this place is adorable
33:05hi
33:08so pleased to meet you come on in
33:13and last but not least the living room i love it it looks recently renovated it looks like
33:20they didn't even know what they were doing it was professionally redone only two years ago
33:25when are you taking offers wednesday whoa slow down i was just asking yeah well don't bother
33:32we're definitely not offering on this place it's in our price range we like the location the
33:37school it's too far from the office you want me to get home even later there's excellent local
33:42transit of course i don't i just think it's not happening when you earn the money you can decide
33:48where we live she's not your pet what was that did we mention the spacious garage why don't you all
33:56go
33:56ahead i'll meet you there in a jiffy
34:01why don't you take the rest of the day off i'll call you later
34:28what the hell's going on down there
34:31your file on atlantean law needs some serious updating this wasn't the deal
34:36i'm pulling you out back up somewhere
35:06talk to me kid
35:24how far away is that backup incoming
35:35how's your chance get out of there
35:38how's your chance get out of there
35:54how's your chance get out of there
35:58cecil that thing got loose it's killing everyone they should have thought about that before they
36:02brought it home from the store i can't leave those people to die they tried to kill you
36:07they were cheering all they wanted was justice for what my dad did
36:13you're not your father mark
36:20that's why i'm going back
36:49okay
36:50okay
36:52Now we can do this.
37:21Huh?
37:24Yeah.
37:35Um...
37:36Huh?
38:00You got lucky this time.
38:02Lucky?
38:04Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life.
38:07The next time I give you an order, you listen.
38:12Pull up the audio from that fight.
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D. I want to report in a week.
38:22Yes, sir.
38:26Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed...
38:31distressed when she... when she saw me.
38:33She's a distressed person.
38:35After the number Nolan did on her, who knows what's going through her head.
38:39Anything else, Donald?
38:42No, sir.
38:54Why would you do that?
38:56We don't want your fake food or your fake gold.
39:00They're not fake.
39:03But I get it.
39:05You had your job for years, and losing it must feel awful.
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for Mom and me.
39:12No one is trying to take that away from you.
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man-of-the-house thing.
39:17I'm trying to help.
39:19Oh, yeah?
39:20Like you helped Chicago?
39:22Adam, don't!
39:23What?
39:24The whole lot was unstable.
39:27That's why the city never built there.
39:30It's a miracle nobody was killed.
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic, normal people.
39:38Your powers don't make you a hero.
39:40They make you dangerous.
39:44I have to go.
39:46Don't come back until you've figured that out.
40:15I have to go.
40:18YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
41:15YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
41:22AND OVER HERE IS OUR TRAINING ROOM!
41:25WOW! LOOK AT ALL THOSE THINGS!
41:30OOH! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM THE SHOWER, IMMORTAL?
41:33IT'S SUPER ROOMY! YOU COULD DO ANYTHING IN THERE, RIGHT?
41:38AND YOU ALL GET TO LIVE HERE?
41:40PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND MAYBE YOU CAN TOO SOMEDAY!
41:43THE GUARDIANS COULD USE SOMEONE WITH YOUR TALENTS!
41:46REALLY?
41:47FORGIVE ME FOR QUESTIONING YOUR AUTHORITY, IMMORTAL,
41:50BUT WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHAPESMITH!
41:52I CAN TELL YOU! I CAN TELL YOU! I CAN TELL YOU!
41:56I WAS BORN A BABY HUMAN RIGHT HERE ON THE PLANET OF EARTH!
42:11I GOT MY SUPERPOWERS IN A RANDOM INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT!
42:25I SWORE TO USE MY ABILITIES FOR GOOD AND TO HELP PEOPLE AND TO PROTECT MY PLANET, NO MATTER WHAT!
42:37BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HUMAN SUPERHERO!
42:45AM I IN?
42:50YES, WE WERE DEFEATED!
42:53YES, IT WAS EMBARRASSING!
42:57YES, IT WAS MY PLAN!
43:00BUT WE ARE NOT A JOKE!
43:03NO MATTER WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA SAYS, WE ARE THE LIZARD LEAGUE!
43:10AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
43:14WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
43:16WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
43:18AND UNDER MY LEADERSHIP,
43:21INSTEAD OF THAT FOOL KING LIZARD,
43:24WE WILL RISE AGAIN!
43:27ANY DAY NOW!
43:29ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD!
43:33ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD!
43:35ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD!
43:43ANYONE IS GOING TO TURN THIS ORGANIZATION AROUND,
43:48IT'S GOING TO BE KING LIZARD!
43:50ANY OBJECTIONS?
44:08WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?
44:11WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
44:14THINK OF ME AS AN OLD FRIEND.
44:16AN OLD FRIEND WHO CAN HELP YOU,
44:18GIVEN YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT.
44:22FINE.
44:24THEY WERE SMART.
44:27AFTER OUR ULTIMATUM,
44:28THEY AMBUSHED MY DAD WITH EXPERIMENTAL QUANTUM BOMBS.
44:31STILL COST THEM MOST OF EUROPE.
44:36THEN THEY JUST...
44:38WORE ME DOWN.
44:41Aught ME WHEN I FINALLY HAD TO SLEEP.
44:44Mmm.
44:46INTERESTING.
44:48FREEZE!
44:50WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
44:51THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
44:53ME?
44:54I'M NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
44:56THEN WHOSE PROBLEM ARE YOU?
44:59HIS.
45:00WELL, NOT HIS, BUT...
45:04CLOSE ENOUGH.
45:06MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOUR WORLD.
45:09WHAT?
45:10STOP!
45:11HEY, YOU PROMISED YOU'D HELP ME!
45:13HEY!
45:13DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
45:15HEY!
45:15HEY!
45:16HEY!
45:17HEY!
45:18HEY!
45:23czyli
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