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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:52Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:59or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:18can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Danny!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:03Just as handsome as I...
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Touching.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:42Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:16to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:34that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:45we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Also, I was thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04in front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that
00:09:18is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper
00:09:25to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way
00:09:27of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship
00:09:46and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers,
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:06Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:10Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:13and you are just short $15
00:10:15if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Hi.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:41Watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:33You're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughter's.
00:13:41Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Oh, dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:15Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:22Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:29I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie?
00:14:46My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:11He's a manager.
00:15:13Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:43That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:56William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:09And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Willie, you've made it.
00:16:26There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:32Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:06Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:10Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap.
00:17:17Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's going to kick your butt.
00:17:58Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey, Mommy.
00:18:23Is he okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27We're going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32The hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go!
00:19:00Touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:07Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:16Mom doesn't take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:28Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39from New York, polite, handsome,
00:19:41just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch!
00:19:53You just ruined my suit!
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56that pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:01That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said,
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:21I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it!
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:29Jesus!
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough!
00:20:34Please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money
00:20:50than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52So,
00:20:54you need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, that's it!
00:20:58I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:17But how could Max
00:21:19afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith,
00:21:23don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:24It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:26If it's yours,
00:21:27then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:37And never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again.
00:21:40Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:48to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:53It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:58Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just leave me alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:29Please,
00:22:30I've got my serious apologies.
00:22:31Please?
00:22:41Oh,
00:22:42that William,
00:22:44what a jerk, huh?
00:22:45He fooled me.
00:22:46What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:50ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want
00:22:53to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son
00:23:00is graduating soon.
00:23:02Do you think that
00:23:04you could help him
00:23:05get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:08even in the mailroom
00:23:09would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job
00:23:17at the Harrison Group,
00:23:18you can put in an application
00:23:19like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on,
00:23:22talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say
00:23:25that my daughter
00:23:26was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:27I think you need to take care
00:23:29of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just
00:23:32far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference
00:23:51between AI and reality.
00:23:53My fault.
00:23:54You were the one
00:23:55who was pushing her
00:23:56onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:07Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:09And how do you know
00:24:10the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:12I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:14remember?
00:24:15I have a friend
00:24:16in high places.
00:24:17A friend who just
00:24:18hands you keys
00:24:20to million-dollar,
00:24:21one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:26Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss,
00:24:31aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best
00:24:33not forget it.
00:24:33Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:38Mom!
00:24:39Thank you so much
00:24:40for letting Max and I
00:24:42stay in your home.
00:24:42Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy
00:24:45that you found
00:24:46such a handsome,
00:24:47strong,
00:24:49good-looking...
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys
00:24:57just gets settled in
00:24:58and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom
00:25:01takes a cold shower,
00:25:02we'll come back
00:25:03and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not
00:25:14a breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here
00:25:25and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:27It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would,
00:25:31but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:42just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just fills off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:47I mean,
00:25:48what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out promise
00:25:50to prove it?
00:25:52Something like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member
00:26:09of our family,
00:26:11Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea
00:26:20what you liked,
00:26:21so I just whipped up
00:26:22a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know
00:26:25what Eva's favorite
00:26:26Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see
00:26:31if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me
00:26:33you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know
00:26:34my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, look what you're doing.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom,
00:26:49of course he knows it's...
00:26:50I would like to hear
00:26:51Max say it.
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies.
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good,
00:27:17but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom,
00:27:19don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know
00:27:25everything about each other,
00:27:27but our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's
00:27:30just watching too many
00:27:31of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well,
00:27:38then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea
00:27:49to pick this up.
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face,
00:27:54dropped it outside
00:27:54on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily,
00:27:57I was there
00:27:57to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face,
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Christmas gift.
00:28:06It's lasers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this
00:28:10on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not,
00:28:13Ms. Smith,
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage
00:28:15out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just
00:28:16talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:21So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where
00:28:37y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room
00:28:40set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning
00:28:57the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about
00:28:59water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have
00:29:0115 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard her.
00:29:42Oh, wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:47with your clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I reach you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the
00:30:21dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:33Hmm.
00:30:39In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass,
00:31:05you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:32By the way, this is...
00:31:35This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:41Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shut it up.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so...
00:32:04...familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:29Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:40Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:54It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:05Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:19Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:47So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:50I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:56Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just, just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Get me the best.
00:35:05Get me the best.
00:35:06Get me, the best.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:18Eva.
00:35:19The truth is, is that I...
00:35:24go go go go just a second come in hey hon
00:35:42oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck around
00:35:48think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52i can see that well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't
00:35:57mind
00:35:58well that a boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes
00:36:05grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:14a thistle
00:36:14but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all and to all a good night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you are her dad
00:36:41uh no that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:09you're piper's father
00:37:17i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:43where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:16not on my watch
00:38:21yeah this
00:38:23i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:37how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:44well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:49what is that
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:52it's a smith family classic
00:38:54it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:57don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead grab a handful
00:39:01max you don't have to
00:39:02no no it's okay
00:39:05smith family staple
00:39:08there we go
00:39:26good
00:39:27good
00:39:29scrumptious
00:39:31well you two better get dressed
00:39:32you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um
00:39:37could i have some water please
00:39:39that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her brood this year
00:39:43what's the deal with them
00:39:44every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm
00:39:51hey don't worry
00:39:52i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight
00:39:59just in case
00:40:00well
00:40:02looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:18wait that earring
00:40:21and i'm so bummed when i lost the matching one years ago
00:40:24did you lose it seven years ago
00:40:27i don't really remember the details but
00:40:29luckily i was able to find a new pair
00:40:33right
00:40:33yeah it's just a common earring
00:40:35anyone could have it
00:40:37maybe i'm reading too much into it
00:40:38she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper
00:40:45still aren't here
00:40:47but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:50what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:54an aging single mom
00:40:56slim pickings
00:40:57i heard he's in waste management
00:41:00that explains it
00:41:02she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:04oh please miranda
00:41:06look ava is your niece
00:41:08oh come on grandpa
00:41:10everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:13her track record speaks for itself
00:41:15exactly
00:41:16not like my sierra
00:41:18married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh
00:41:24they're here
00:41:25merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody
00:41:33merry christmas
00:41:36you must be grandpa harold
00:41:37i am
00:41:38i'm eva's husband
00:41:40max
00:41:40pleasure to meet you
00:41:41welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband
00:41:44but
00:41:45you're gorgeous
00:41:48but
00:41:49as handsome as you
00:41:50look at you two
00:41:52you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa
00:41:57this is from max and i
00:41:58oh my goodness
00:41:59thank you eva
00:42:00let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:02oops oh my bad
00:42:05oh a homemade gift
00:42:07how thrifty
00:42:09not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right you mean all high
00:42:14you little
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:19or you will lose yours
00:42:21oh
00:42:22you think you broke my wrist
00:42:25look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor
00:42:30he could ruin your life
00:42:44mommy are you okay
00:42:45i'm fine
00:42:46i'm just wet
00:42:47it's okay
00:42:51what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me
00:42:59next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho
00:43:03you know what sierra
00:43:03i can take your little insults
00:43:05but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family
00:43:10she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey
00:43:17do i look okay to you
00:43:19dumbass
00:43:20do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:25oh wow
00:43:26i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:34let's call him
00:43:36i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:38please
00:43:39who do you think you are
00:43:42enough
00:43:44there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:47fine dad
00:43:48let it go nathan
00:43:50they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake
00:43:55i'll let you off easy
00:43:56i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:44:00i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:03do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:05all right that's enough
00:44:06everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke
00:44:31can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:45king crab fresh from alaska and grass fed wagyu three times the price fifty times the flavor
00:44:54and you don't get a single bite
00:44:56and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03that's fine
00:45:05then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like i know dear i just want to have our family together
00:45:18fine
00:45:19fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:22better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together
00:45:32fine we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little nipple
00:45:36it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something right after
00:45:39like drive-thru
00:45:41i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no strays
00:45:50ow
00:45:50seriously are you okay
00:45:52yes please
00:45:53you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:56well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:03don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:14piper
00:46:15sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:21okay sweetheart
00:46:22give me two minutes
00:46:23and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:31this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37sam
00:46:38yeah send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:42i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:49i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy
00:46:54he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:56from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva
00:47:01his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04x
00:47:05what are you doing
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:07santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:11five
00:47:12four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:16one
00:47:16four
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off
00:47:35sam is like family
00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:37thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:42maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm
00:47:49maximus harrison
00:47:52you're
00:47:52the ceo
00:47:54of harrison group
00:47:57mhm
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:02if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:07no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:10okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:13eva i'm not pretending
00:48:17mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:38who are you
00:48:40i told you i'm eva's husband
00:48:42that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:45wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:53you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:55hmm
00:48:56some of the small ones
00:48:58i mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me
00:49:01oh god
00:49:02i insulted my own boss
00:49:04i'm finished
00:49:10oh god
00:49:11i insulted my own boss
00:49:13i'm finished
00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:27fired?
00:49:29sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35oh god
00:49:35i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:52and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:56mr harrison come on
00:49:58that was a christmas joke
00:49:59a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:03sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors?
00:50:11gladly
00:50:16merry christmas aunt
00:50:17oh
00:50:20father do something
00:50:23well you kinda deserve that
00:50:24i'm leaving
00:50:25mmm
00:50:27pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy had the scrapline just for you
00:50:37eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:43i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:53just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that?
00:50:57or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:00and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas mrs harrison
00:51:08i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:21sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25miss eva smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:29currently works in retail
00:51:31oh maximus
00:51:32i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout?
00:51:36in the harrison family?
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47maximus seems to like her
00:51:48silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels
00:51:52on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:11that i try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you?
00:52:23me?
00:52:24yeah
00:52:26are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32eva
00:52:42that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:46and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51maximus
00:52:51there's so much we don't know
00:52:52so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh
00:52:56no feelings
00:52:57no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:02max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:11max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:17i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:21is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me there's no santa?
00:53:26i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:28no
00:53:30piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:39oh my gosh
00:53:40it's swollen
00:53:41must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay?
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after christmas aren't you?
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy!
00:54:09no!
00:54:10well
00:54:16don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:27really?
00:54:28please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar?
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:40scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:44dad
00:54:46i got that when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really? no way
00:54:53no
00:54:53it was actually a cactus
00:54:55but it's still cool
00:54:58i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that?
00:55:06my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you?
00:55:15six
00:55:16six? that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:27what do i even say?
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper?
00:55:31sorry honey this man's your dad and he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie?
00:55:41eva
00:55:43eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:56go on
00:56:00eva
00:56:03that must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:07sorry i take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay?
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:41that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max
00:56:51you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:53your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva?
00:57:01maximus?
00:57:02are you even listening to me?
00:57:04no mom mom listen i'm sorry
00:57:06okay eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva?
00:57:18thank you
00:57:20ha ha
00:57:21for me?
00:57:23oh i'm glad you are
00:57:24this is for you grandma
00:57:30oh wow
00:57:32that's so cool
00:57:34uh derek this is from eva and i
00:57:38oh thank you so much
00:57:40thanks guys
00:57:41glad you're here
00:57:44oh
00:57:45wow
00:57:46damn these are nice
00:57:48grandpa
00:57:49language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56piper
00:57:56do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:58it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang
00:58:03grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what we got guys
00:58:06walking home from our house
00:58:08christmas eve
00:58:09hey
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:22have we met before
00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:30i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:44i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47they're very common
00:58:48i feel so awful
00:58:49but i can't lose my child
00:58:51no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay?
00:59:02were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05no
00:59:05i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh
00:59:10i almost forgot
00:59:13i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too?
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:18open it
00:59:19wow
00:59:32g
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these?
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:39but
00:59:40it's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:47How do they feel warm, right? Yeah warm soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:02Thank you, Eva. I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:09Yeah, my mom. She partied all the time and I got gifts plenty of them, but I
01:00:17Don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing personal
01:00:22Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy and
01:00:27Someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here
01:01:08Max, we can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop...
01:01:13You better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him
01:01:43I don't want you...
01:01:47I don't want you...
01:01:50I don't want me to stop
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see me.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:50That was way too close.
01:02:52Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:14Let me give it to you.
01:03:54You're just calling me to serve me.
01:03:56You're just calling me to serve me.
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:08We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:20Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:25keep your money and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:17Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:20Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:37a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:30Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:31We're home.
01:06:36How could she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:47It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:03Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:23Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you.
01:08:33I already found the woman I love.
01:08:40Maximus, stop this.
01:08:42That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management,
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:02and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, Biddy can't even walk,
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:22Well, I love the style,
01:10:24but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind,
01:10:37she's patient.
01:10:38Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:08Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:11She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen.
01:12:19Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:27Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:40No.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:55and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired!
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional.
01:13:29Responsible.
01:13:31Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:37Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:51You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row,
01:14:02and that row,
01:14:03and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home,
01:14:14I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:09Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:26But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:38Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:26God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:35Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:15Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine. You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Lovebug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you. What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have...
01:20:11something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:26I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay?
01:20:32I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:34I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:37How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:57For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course.
01:21:21I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:27Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck you tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10Yeah!
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