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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 07: Mergers & Acquisitions
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00:03Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:05Yep.
00:06Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican Jerkzome!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
00:28There's one last picture.
00:30Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:39We're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:42Nng, nng, nng, nng, nng, nng, nng.
00:55We have a deal.
00:57We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:11true kids are gonna say whatever it takes they don't really care about the company
01:14and that's a big thing to doug you know these employees are people these employees are his
01:27family hey hey hey good morning everybody i just gotta kind of tell my dad i just i'm gonna like
01:42lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce since you were part of it because i just want to
01:47like you know presents it together yeah thank you yeah thank you i think it's gonna be a lot of
01:54fun
01:54and i'm excited about this deal just think about this this is your last day retreat i know this is
02:00your last retreat yeah you look great thank you you look like a million bucks you should you should
02:05you know what you should do you should be the president of men's warehouse or something after
02:09this you know if you would have been in a tuxedo last night i don't know you might have won
02:14i know
02:14you might have won thank you thank you very much now today's a big day folks last day of the
02:28retreat
02:29and today i'm going to sign the deal with trucus it's the last day of the retreat we're gonna do
02:36one word how are you feeling pj anxious acceptance sentimental safe courageous family suspicious
02:51but let me tell you trucus is making this a day to remember they have set up a very special
02:55five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone surf and turf at the top of the hill
03:01oh okay on the bucket list of retreat duties yeah we only have one thing left to do
03:10to open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on
03:17absolutely right we gotta check it out if not now when doug i'm sorry i actually i really tried
03:26looking for it man i mean i look everywhere anthony even helped like i got a metal detector everything
03:33couldn't find it what what is he talking about jimmy i i have it i have this in my office
03:38what if one of us got like one of those like joke chain emails or something like that
03:43can i still forward it wrong no i can't well bring it over here and let's open this thing up
03:48buddy
03:49come on yes jimmy you've been very focused on finding this time capsule can you like elaborate
03:57are you sentimental um i mean well uh you know what
04:09i would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it
04:15captain fun buddy yeah can you help me open this thing because i don't i don't know how to do
04:20it
04:20let's see do these seal did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit i can't wait
04:26i know
04:26what did we put in it so matt matt take a sneak peek of what the things that are in
04:31here
04:32sure go ahead this is exciting
04:38so what do you what do you see tell me what you're looking at because
04:42uh we would like to know what it is bust it open um some very uh come on let's go
04:49man
04:49it's definitely go ahead and chill okay sure so first and foremost uh we have uh that's great
04:57one of the first bottles of rocking grandma's not edible though not edible i wouldn't recommend it
05:03oh there's something uh what looks like to be a thumb drive maybe some memories on there we got this
05:09thing yeah i can help you with that all right all right what else we have a ribbon ah ah
05:15ah let me
05:15see this bud's list ladies and gentlemen if you had bud's list you made it and now from what i
05:23understand bud's sold out he's selling ketchup right now okay yeah what else you got buddy we have
05:28what looks like to be a picture but obviously it's been in the ground so the picture is not visible
05:33that's a shame dang it really tore apart what is this does anybody know what this is a picture of
05:39i don't remember who put a picture in the time capsule i don't explain it who did it
05:44i don't remember it wasn't me it wasn't that long ago now come on i will be your ally if
05:49you speak up
05:51my sagebrush experience was freeing to me so you know what i'm gonna tell you what i put in that
05:57time capsule that's right all right all right i went into doug's office and he had a cup of coffee
06:05on his desk doug was not in there and uh i was like oh you know what i'm gonna do
06:10i'm gonna teabag
06:12doug's coffee jimmy with my testicles wow did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup
06:28jimmy oh my god does no one tell my no one tell dad right claire can you play the video
06:35yeah
06:37please do
06:40oh my god i want to get a message for the time capsule you had a beard oh my you
06:53look like
06:54you're out in the wild for real
06:58she mean with hair yeah i miss it we're gonna be raising this kid hold on oh jackie you had
07:06one
07:06cooking man i will have gone to some island and become the queen
07:15i felt like we time traveled for a second because like you know i'm so used to looking at them
07:19as they are now it was kind of crazy everybody looked different though nobody looks the same
07:35the time capsule video was incredible to see because like i would pop into the office here and
07:40there and like it these guys are all strangers and now they're like legit family and it's all because
07:47of this retreat so i'm really grateful for that listen i i know that things are going to be
07:54different after i sign this deal and i know that change can be hard and the unknown kind of scary
08:02but i just want to tell you that i really really believe this is for the best and we got
08:08a great
08:08deal you're all going to be able to stay together and and that's the most important thing isn't it
08:15rockin' grandmas has always been a family business and it always will be because i consider each and
08:24every one of you to be family go up there and have a great brunch you know just have a
08:32ball you deserve
08:33it this is the end of our retreat but the beginning of a new era for rockin' grandmas
08:38i love you too i love you love you so much i can be you doug what are your thoughts
08:46on the pending
08:47deal i would be lying if i said i wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart and and
08:53and and a
08:53little bit uh topsy-turvy i guess yeah but what doug said really just resonated and just reminded me
08:59that he still has all of our best interests at hand and i trust him and i trust that he
09:05he knows what's
09:06up he's doing what's right so yeah i will say this if trucus thinks they can just come in and
09:11do
09:11whatever they feel like they want to do they're in for a rude awakening amen to that you gotta preach
09:19yeah we're ready to go i love the trucus bibs
09:39dougie are you guys are you doing okay yeah look dad you don't have to sell i don't have to
09:46sell no
09:46because look we've been cooking up spicy applesauce it's really really good we have an amazing flavor
09:51profile yeah but you don't have to sell dougie this this doesn't really change anything i mean
09:57this is great you know i mean you could show to elizabeth and you take your management training and
10:01and this is a good thing so but it's it's not going to change the deal the deal's being done
10:07today buddy as soon as that notary gets here we're going okay yeah yeah give me a hug no i
10:12love you
10:13i love you i don't really know what to expect but dad said that trucus has like a management training
10:19program that i'll get started on so i guess i'm looking forward to that
10:25hey master hi i think i think he but i'll just show it to them i guess you know yeah
10:31we you still have this okay now it's going through different channels but this is still something you
10:36came up with this is still your family's business like you know what i'm saying yeah just wish there
10:41was more i could do you know yeah all right this is fabulous you guys you got the bibs ready
10:47oh i love
10:48that cloth i'm so glad we didn't do the plastic well this one has a little bit of a that's
10:53a little
10:53dirty why don't we no yeah no no wow oh my god i was not expecting this hi hi how
11:05are you you
11:07you're singing was just so lovely thank you thank you i feel like i'm like at an award show
11:12yes i know well hi thank you thank you well how about yourself oh i am great how are you
11:17oh my
11:17goodness thank you for having us thank you thank you hello dog crab bib no welcome you guys welcome
11:24welcome look around and tell me where where we are who can name where we are anyone at dinner uh
11:32brunch
11:32brunch but you know close halfway up the second mountain close i love that you that you're getting
11:38my whole second mountain approach we are at the top of the first mountain okay because we are
11:43you know taking in the view and we are celebrating how far you all have come so today we brought
11:49in
11:49all you can eat surf and turf so that's crab legs and wait did you say crab i do i
11:56love crab do you
11:57know what type actually i bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive yes claire you got it it's
12:02top of the line whatever it is look this is just our way of letting you know what's in store
12:07when the deal is signed and you all work for trucus top of the line she doesn't even know what
12:13type
12:13all right so enjoy uh oh uh the notary what's the notary just canceled on me do you don't have
12:20your
12:20own notary he's not coming no oh this is not a problem okay you know what i'm gonna go back
12:25down
12:25the hill i will get us a notary she said it's all you can eat yeah i'll come in yes
12:28it's all you can
12:29eat i gotta run down i gotta get a new notary but enjoy your food we'll be back you know
12:35i'm gonna have a
12:36great lunch yeah great lunch i'm gonna come with you um yeah yeah you guys come with me
12:41all right enjoy this brunch you know what you're gonna take care of probably find a notary i don't
12:45know why he you know oh notary it's fancy yeah i guess so i'm sure they're signing deals all day
12:52so that that would be handy for them but you know what what do we need a our own notary
12:56for you know
12:56don't you have your own notary these are so cushy i know amy this is a very fancy thing that
13:05they're
13:05doing for us so let's let's be on our best behavior oh there she go no i'm gonna get messy
13:10i'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching right i'm gonna dig in yes thank you thank you sir
13:20oh wow and they cracked the legs open and they cracked the legs open wow top notch okay now you're
13:29talking i can't believe i'm last it's like they're torturing me on purpose feels like elizabeth is
13:35doing this to me personally they're so next level like i'm this is gonna be so weird to get used
13:40to
13:41because we would like do things a little bit differently and it's it's a little strange that
13:46they're going to this level what do you mean we've gone out but that was like before we were
13:51trying to close a really big deal yeah because we already got the deal like so this just feels like
13:56a really big thank you right i mean you got to remember these are the same people that did bring
14:01in sia so yeah this is not thank you so much it is good well how many snack bites would
14:10y'all give it
14:11three two one nice
14:23yo claire what you thinking about shooting your shot with elizabeth what no did you hear what she said
14:30she didn't even know what type of crab it was and in my experience people who don't like crab are
14:35bad
14:36in bed so on to the next one yeah oh thank you
14:43oh it's getting kind of hot right sometimes company oh i'm sweating
14:47uh hey anthony so doug did order a new notary so i need you to come down and wait for
14:53the new
14:54notary and then take him to the business center so that doug can get the deal signed
14:57thank you that's what i'm here for duty calls huh all right hopefully i'll be back
15:01we got you more crab when you come back please and thank you don't eat it all
15:07you okay itchy fancy dinner that's fancy table and chairs and i'm your fancy dirt limo
15:21hello sir
15:27hello hey how are you well and yourself good good is this uh rocking grandmas yep yep my name is
15:33anthony
15:33arnold goss nice to meet you how are you sorry i'm late no you're fine man my gps isn't working
15:38and really yeah and uh i don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue and
15:43i just
15:44oh jesus christ i'm so sorry all good man you know you get rushed and then type of thing happens
15:51how's your day going it's going all right how about yourself it sounds like maybe a rough start but
15:56a little stressful it's all right we'll get through it man i appreciate you all right cool
16:05gorgeous day yeah it is you know we appreciate you coming out and uh helping us get through this
16:10this uh i guess deal
16:15hey hello hello this is arnold goss the notary nice to meet you i'm doug i like when there's a
16:21bunch of
16:21stuff to crack
16:25hi um so we are all set yeah oh my god i uh i left my stamps in the car
16:32we all set what i left my stamps
16:34in the car uh okay well we'll go get them all right um quick yes you can pretty important part
16:40of
16:40the notary yeah um maybe someone can yeah help him yeah i got you quick as you can please quick
16:46as
16:46you can this is not uh i'm really good at my job no but i believe it's i believe it
16:53man i know you've
16:53had a rough day um and i know they can seem a bit stressful but just take a minute breathe
16:58slow and
16:59smooth and smooth as fast okay thank you thank you you're gonna be great how long you've been working
17:03here i'm just a temporary assistant but i have learned quickly that the culture of
17:07the two companies oh interesting yeah the two companies yeah so the guys in like the black suits
17:14they're creating a partnership i don't know exactly what the deal is but
17:22are you kidding me
17:27keys in the car i think so
17:33okay it's just the problem is is when i get these back-to-back calls i get in a rush
17:37and i
17:38throw myself in and yeah i apologize oh good man i'm sorry i'll let you go in there and just
17:44inform them and i'll call i'll talk to miss marjorie i mean i know we'll have to call a
17:47locksmith yeah that's a good idea i'm gonna run in there and just get started
17:53so he left his stamp in the car and then he locked his keys in the car okay let's go
17:57see what
17:57they want to do don't worry about it i will we'll get a locksmith we'll get his car open and
18:03it's not
18:03a problem we'll get this deal done any minute i have most of my stuff so we can get started
18:07we
18:07need the stamp pad that's the most important thing you know what we're gonna get the locksmith
18:11um we're dispatching one take care of that right now let's just you know what i think it's best
18:15we we have a little more direct line to efficiency um we were supposed to sign this deal an hour
18:20and
18:21a half ago we need to check in with our home office we just need to let lewis know in
18:24lewis's
18:25office yes lewis is on waiting okay well then you know why don't you just use the space we need
18:31to
18:31sign this deal today 100 i understand we will hey uh arnold arnold yeah okay so you guys are taking
18:38oh you know can we get some coffees yeah can you order me some good things come on pal this
18:41is
18:41gonna take a while i want to make sure come on buddy appreciate it it's just it's very stressful
18:45they're rewarding him for screwing up like what we're gonna get you some food pal you having a
18:50bad day yeah i had back trust me you just got lucky your day is about to get better what
18:54do you
18:55think about turf and surf oh i appreciate that
19:01so it's like you don't want to make a mistake and i think i take on some of that
19:04this right here where we're going hopefully it can relieve some of that stress that you were going
19:09through you got this not for a reason man you got it thanks man absolutely you're making me feel a
19:14lot good good i'm glad i can do that
19:18yeah all you can eat
19:20that was good welcome back my bro glad to be back
19:24welcome hey everybody this is arnold he's the notary okay yes excellent how are you so enjoy
19:32great i just got here claire what your face oh my god it's like broken out i mean what's going
19:41on
19:41with you oh my god yeah i need pies are you okay yeah i mean i'm allergic to shellfish but
19:47i love it
19:48so much it's usually fun but i just no it's i just have to take a benadryl oh i have
19:56a benadryl
19:56you're allergic oh okay but i i locked the keys inside wait you need a benadryl yeah are you okay
20:02she's not okay i don't know i'm looking oh it's actually i think it'll be bad if i don't get
20:07benadryl
20:08you need to go get benadryl well i don't actually even know if the medic has me because we got
20:13cleaned out last week one of the malibu realtors a beehive oh my god let's get you something though
20:18yes anthony do you mind coming down i might have to take her to the hospital and so i just
20:22need
20:22someone to kind of deal with the trucus stuff and everything yeah of course yeah there's actually
20:25something i need to take care of so i'm gonna go too
20:34take care of yourself anything wait how's she mad at us
20:43marjorie be careful this is where i that's where i lost a golf cart i know
20:48anthony trucus ordered coffees and you need to deliver them to the conference room okay
20:52so you're gonna receive the coffee with me i gotta grab some from my room okay
20:56i don't know i didn't give you a heads up amy but yeah number one on the list is get
21:05all
21:05like my boxes from helen's right and to yours i don't like okay oh cool yeah we're doing this
21:14like you're moving in yeah yeah that's bold okay now
21:20oh thank you sir you got it that's a good one you as well what is this coffee coffee oh
21:25yeah i'll
21:26take these to the truth all right i'm gonna come with you i gotta i'm gonna just say
21:30not like a peace offering i got the hot applesauce recipe i want to share with elizabeth
21:35so okay i'll make it quick i just think i need to just say it it's all good is uh
21:40the projected roi
21:41so that that would be great um you know can you guys just pause the um oh uh lewis just
21:47a minute
21:47lewis we'll just uh we'll just pause that for a second can i actually i just i wanted to just
21:53say
21:53i'm sorry for kind of how i've been and um i've actually we've been cooking up like a pretty awesome
22:00idea that i was really excited about it's um rotten grandma's tropical kick uh spicy applesauce
22:06i'm really excited and i want you guys to have it and we used our homegrown manzano peppers as the
22:12base for the spice oh okay yeah spicy applesauce i'm not sure applesauce is a space we want to go
22:18into love to get rolling here yeah i know lewis just a sec wait is that a map of our
22:23pepper farm
22:24no no that's just a zoom background we're just going to get back to that but thank you thank
22:28you so much um sorry about that lewis will you just like put that away somewhere yeah bro what the
22:34what was that about dog yeah why did they have our pepper farm on the tv screen dog did you
22:39see that
22:39well yeah
22:45bro like what the dog hold on no what the dude come here come here what the
22:51come here dougie that is some valuable real estate lewis and you know we don't need the farm
22:56we can we can just manufacture the uh embedded version of the flavor i just want to make sure
23:02i'm clear we will sell the farm they just said sell the farm we're going to turn it into luxury
23:09contos the residences at mandano farm that's right and the roi on that will be beautiful i like
23:15that we're keeping at yeah he's got the history of it yeah yeah in terms of the workers walk me
23:21through that well yeah okay so here is our human capital relocation strategy i love that we're
23:26redistributing them but why do we still have so many people on payroll here what is the well look
23:30here's the thing we said we could continue to employ everyone in their current position but look lewis
23:37if the position you know ceases to exist then we don't have to keep the employees so
23:42yes yes it's it's just you know like to be clear like womag and the rest of rocking step sister
23:48or
23:49whoever doesn't know about this yeah no the current ceo doug womack uh no he would not approve of this
23:54so we have to keep this confidential until after the signing he has no ability to expect any change
24:00here right yeah exactly and look anyone who doesn't want to relocate they can just find new jobs
24:09all right breathe no they just said they're getting rid of 90 of the workforce i hear you
24:15you cannot make a good decision if you're stressing if you're thinking erratically i hear you not
24:20telling my dad i know i hear you we have to let him know i'm with you okay i need
24:25you to breathe
24:25though you cannot make a conscious decision all right but i need to tell my dad absolutely where is he
24:29up in the top of the hill let's go dog come on they're gonna fire everyone they're gonna break
24:33up the family and they were talking about turning the farm into a residence yeah they're just like
24:41absolving everything ah i believe this shit dog like what the you all knew it
24:51them throwing money and all these dinners was confirmation like all the com that's what i was
24:55thinking them they're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that way we'll just be happy
25:01they did all this for us and i'm just like what if they just wanted a partnership why would they
25:07spend all of this money up front just for a partnership at this point now that i've heard
25:11it with my own ears i can't accept any of their gifts why do you think it's been so hard
25:15dog you
25:15think like i'm not wowed by international superstar sia of course i am yeah now when we get up there
25:21we need to explain ourselves calmly calmly i got you dog
25:27guys so guys wait like a bird like a bird coming wait where's my dad he went down to sign
25:35the
25:35contract no no you went down wait who the is this guy the locksmith they told me i'd come up
25:41here and
25:41have some crab is that cool what's going on he cannot sign it he cannot sign i know y'all
25:46it might be
25:47hard for y'all to believe especially with him being so emotionally attached they were in a
25:50meeting with somebody we walked out and went to the welcome center but you know you can hear through
25:54the the things said they were going to get rid of 90 of the workforce what they're going to sell
26:00the pepper farm and turn it into a residence uh living area what duck wouldn't want that
26:05you came up here to tell him these things wait wait what is happening what's happening is we're all
26:11going to lose our jobs unless we get down that hill we have to stop wait let's go oh my
26:17god
26:19go get after him stop him throw the baseball at his head if you got to all right maybe not
26:26stop him don't let him sign he's not gonna believe you dog i got your back no one believes
26:33okay i believe you you don't you sound like you don't believe in yourself i do but he doesn't
26:38okay i will back you
26:40oh
26:43dad
26:46absolutely get up get up get up
26:49ah go dude stop it
26:53all right you got the date on there okay this is mr dog this is just the perfect
26:58dog this is it hold on hold on hold on can i speak with you for just one moment it
27:03is very
27:03important you know please look at me i understand please look at me i need to talk to you answer
27:08right now anthony okay anthony i got i need to talk to you right now please look me in my
27:14eyes excuse
27:14me i am serious doug i need to talk to you right now okay okay that is fine no but
27:20i have it can wait
27:21it can wait after i talk to you if this is what you want to do by all means i'm
27:25sorry look at me it
27:26father to father i need to talk to you no listen we're making excuse me i'm sorry i'm sorry i
27:33know
27:33i know that um you you're new here but we're doing a signing your words mean nothing to me
27:37i appreciate everything that you've done and i'm looking out for the people that have looked out for
27:41me what are you talking about what are you talking about i'm here doug doug we are in a moment
27:46you
27:46guys we are we are the deal is done i'm sorry what's going on move your hand we're done here
27:52they're going to get rid of 90 of the workforce they're going to sell the manzano pepper farm and
27:56make it a residential area oh my god with that being said look if you if you want to make
28:02that
28:02deal i did my part i did my part i did my part doug really just come on i delivered
28:09the coffee
28:10he he explained an idea that he wanted um she basically denied it and he was emotional so i was
28:15consoling him we walked around to the welcome center where obviously you know we can hear and they
28:20were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were going to do as
28:23soon as you sign that paperwork once you sign it you have no control over the things that they're
28:27going to do i have one question doug are you really going to listen to the temp are you really
28:37going to
28:37listen to the temp we are signing this deal today okay okay we have a deal we've been here we
28:54have
28:55a deal is not done until you sign the paper doug you have the pen i'm gonna you have the
28:59pen can i see
28:59this look i'm not gonna be disrespectful we're gonna set it right here it's still if this is something
29:03you're considering we're gonna set it right here just all right let's talk it through all right talk
29:06it through okay okay is what they are saying true doug this is the moment we have a deal
29:14i mean is what you're saying true yes 100 i go home in two days i genuinely have no dog
29:21in
29:21this fight besides i care about y'all well then you know what this deal is through my business with
29:37you is through what i'm not signing this any day anytime yeah okay we're done yeah we're done
29:50for your family though you are going to hear from my lawyers okay are you kidding me good this
29:55drinking inc ass place let's go this is a mistake now go on god damn it get the out of
30:03my way
30:06thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you i i i just i love you
30:11how are you doing sir sir come on let's go do what you come on i i still get paid
30:19right
30:19let's go yeah everybody the deal is off there is no deal okay
30:29i couldn't let him do it i couldn't let him do it bro what happened
30:32yo my brother man always there for y'all oh my god this was trying to get rid of us
30:39jesus christ
30:39what i know oh my god we stopped it thank you i'm proud of you yeah yeah we stopped it
30:48yeah nice
30:49i'm gonna just sum it up because it's hard to really explain like their actions
30:52sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses they don't really care about the company
31:02they're gonna say whatever it takes and do whatever it takes so that way they can get their
31:06claws in and change and morph the company so that way the employees can become numbers and not people
31:14these employees are people all right all right i talked to my lawyer and we are in the clear everything
31:21is good excellent what do we do now doug well actually i got a couple of things i'd like to
31:29take care of anthony come on up and take a seat all right listen i just want to say it
31:36was not easy
31:37doing what anthony did to run into that room and stop that deal i mean that took guts you were
31:45like
31:47david going after goliath man this guy slew that giant yes yes seriously it's exactly what it was
31:58like you know and i'm going to tell you something you stopped that deal even though you had nothing to
32:04gain from it but you stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these
32:10people
32:10yeah yeah huh yeah without any regard for yourself you came in you did it at the end of the
32:18day the
32:19soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit it's about the people who make that company
32:26now you came in as a temp and here we are at the end of the retreat and you are
32:32part of a family
32:33family and you will always be family to us always love you guys the truth is that we have actually
32:44hoped that you would bust through that room and stop that deal since the very first minute you showed
32:49up at rockin grandma's really i told you that this was my last company retreat yeah what i didn't tell
32:57you was that this was also my first company retreat because i'm not actually the ceo of rockin grandma's
33:06because rockin grandma's is not a real company hold on hold on hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on
33:13anthony y'all about to mess my brain up
33:48and then i'll see you next time
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