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00:00Jupiter, you there?
00:02The game already-
00:06Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:10Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:12We need you!
00:13Come on, bro!
00:14We're getting fucked over here.
00:18Don't you fucking dare!
00:25Fuck you, TJ!
00:26Hey guys, still on?
00:28We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:30Again? You said you'd be on-
00:32Nah, don't slut shame me, Mars.
00:34You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:36Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:39Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:42For sure.
00:43You know me.
00:45Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:53Come on, you guys ready?
00:55Yeah, start it.
01:05So, easy there.
01:07Oh, hi, TJ.
01:10Sorry, do I know you?
01:12No, well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but-
01:18TJ! Are you serious right now?
01:20It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:23No, that's not a-
01:25Leave the poor girl alone.
01:27Leave the poor girl alone.
01:27She's clearly not into it.
01:29Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:38I am so sorry about him.
01:40He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:43You're Charlotte, right?
01:45Tracy!
01:46Oh my God, my best friend!
01:49You look so good.
01:51Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:55Leave her alone, Sadie.
01:57You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:00Hmm.
02:01Don't worry.
02:02After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:06I'll see you at practice.
02:08We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:13Aren't you two friends?
02:15We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:20How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:22You wanna come over to my place?
02:25Please, please.
02:26I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:31Okay.
02:33Really?
02:34Yes!
02:40Hello?
02:45Tracy?
02:47Upstairs!
03:13I'm sorry.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:19Well, apart from getting you all sweaty, you know if you didn't spend so much time looking
03:26at your feet, you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:31Right.
03:32Sorry.
03:33It's okay.
03:35We need to apologize.
03:38I just wanna see your face.
03:41Not so bad, right?
03:46What the fuck is going on?
03:50Calm down.
03:52There's one saying hi.
03:54Okay, great.
03:56Now say bye.
03:57Bye.
04:01Bye.
04:09Bye.
04:11I'm fine.
04:11Hey.
04:13So, uh, you ladies doing anything later tonight?
04:20Yeah, okay.
04:21Bet, yeah.
04:21Catch you later.
04:22Better look next time.
04:23Man, fuck you.
04:26dog i got news huge news we got in this strike from above tournament holy shit dude dude that's
04:34huge right our first pro league i mean sponsors gonna be knocking down our doors and it's in
04:40person so finally get to meet mars man i mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for
04:45this yeah of course he will we've been best friends with the guy for years you more than me
04:50and how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse dude this time's different
04:54all right we'll just we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be psyched let's just give him
04:57a chance i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship didn't fuck things up when you and
05:01i met each other and mars knows that all right whatever the fuck we'll do it your way but the
05:10guy's your best friend you text him about it all right we'll text him uh just so you know what
05:21you saw with tj wasn't anything no i know my brother is a dipshit a smart girl like he was
05:29like
05:29so out of his league that's not true but thanks and then thanks for inviting me over
05:38and i'll do this a lot what girl time friend time
06:00you okay yeah yeah i'm i'm no but i i
06:08i okay um so there's this guy that i've been talking to forever
06:17and well we've never met in person but he wants to tomorrow
06:24oh my god what is he hot i i don't know what he looks like
06:30we've met online so i don't know who he is i don't even know his real name
06:35okay well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
06:40so you should say yes
06:43oh my god girl why not
06:46seriously
06:47because he thinks i'm a boy
06:56i have simply too many questions
07:01but first things first
07:05we need to get you ready for this meet cue
07:11first option
07:13go on
07:14i kind of like this one
07:17no i'm absolutely not
07:21no
07:22absolutely not
07:23mm-hmm
07:24yes
07:25no
07:25trust me
07:26see the vision
07:28you look incredible
07:32very revealing
07:55you look beautiful
08:17wow tracy took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:25i don't think i can do this
08:26to hell with sadie
08:28of course you can
08:29now go get your mystery man
08:52tj
08:56hey
08:59charlotte
08:59what are you
09:01what are you doing here
09:01is tracy with you
09:03yeah
09:04yeah tracy sent me to
09:06to tell you that
09:07we're gonna be studying at your house
09:09after school
09:10okay
09:12yeah so that's
09:13the message
09:15i'm
09:16i'm just gonna
09:17gonna go
09:21hey wait
09:24you uh
09:25dropped your phone
09:27by the way
09:28you
09:28you look
09:29sorry i'm late
09:29did you show
09:30did who show
09:31mars
09:39sorry guys
09:39went home sick
09:40man i knew he would bail on us again
09:57okay
09:58spill
10:00how's your day with mystery man
10:02um
10:03it didn't really
10:05happen
10:06what
10:11stop eavesdropping perv
10:13i can't believe mars bailed on us
10:15i told you
10:17he's never gonna show
10:19no we should just register for the tournament as a duo
10:21not a duo
10:22corey we're a team
10:24he would have showed up if you knew it was at stake
10:31what are you doing
10:32just gonna tell him about the tournament
10:35if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:38we'll go from there
11:13hey can i um
11:15can i borrow you for a sec
11:25i know it's you
11:28mars
11:33yeah
11:35i have an extra phone charger
11:38it's inside
11:46i have so many questions
11:48starting with what the fuck
11:50followed by
11:51you're a girl
11:52and since when do pretty girls catfish people
11:56you think i'm pretty
11:57i have eyes
11:58okay even if you're way more tj's type than mine
12:01wait
12:03is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to tj
12:07like are you making a doll out of his hair or something
12:10what even no
12:11i i didn't know who you guys were until today
12:15and then when i saw tj standing there
12:16i just
12:19couldn't go through with it
12:20i mean you could have just told the truth
12:22it's not that simple
12:23you two have been my best friends for years
12:29my only friends
12:33do you hate me
12:36no
12:39no i'm glad to finally know who you are
12:43really
12:45yeah
12:47bring it in man
12:48am i interrupting something
13:00looks like you two are getting friendly
13:01no
13:03and we were just talking about how we're both um
13:06cancer sons
13:07yeah i mean we gotta hug out all this emotion
13:12i'm gonna go back outside but hey
13:14me you talk about moons late right
13:23so what are you guys really talking about
13:25nothing
13:29secrets don't make friends charlotte
13:34you finally remember my name and now we're friends
13:38well you're in my house right
13:41hanging out with my sister
13:44i like the new look
13:45by the way
13:48to be fair i like your old look too
13:51you didn't know i existed until a day ago
13:54oh i saw you
13:58hiding in the corner
14:03oh i feel not hiding anymore
14:12char i should go
14:13are you coming back
14:14i gotta be home for dinner
14:30mars are there
14:33hello
14:37mars
14:40voice changer enabled
14:42mars
14:44jupiter
14:45hello
14:46thank god you're awake
14:48i went to a party
14:49the cops shut it down
14:50now i'm all wired and shit
14:53hold on i'm so mad at you
14:55i'm sorry i just
14:57i couldn't do it
15:00don't you want to know who we are
15:03i want to know who you are
15:08well
15:10maybe we've already met
15:15dude no way
15:18i would know you in a heartbeat
15:21i bet you can figure out who i am though
15:24come on take some guesses
15:28okay
15:32based on the clues that i've put together
15:35you're a jock
15:38athletic
15:40confident
15:41getting hotter
15:42hot for sure
15:44and then i realized that
15:48there was someone i wanted to be there
15:51and she wasn't
15:54she wasn't
15:55you were missing
15:57a girl
15:59yeah
16:02she's different from
16:04the ones i usually go for
16:07she's quiet
16:08shy
16:12i just
16:14it makes me think there's a whole world inside of her you know
16:16and i just
16:18want to get her to let me in
16:21what you should do is get some sleep
16:27yeah you're probably right
16:28good night jupiter
16:29hey wait
16:30before you go
16:33you know
16:34tracy and
16:36tj
16:36they're not great
16:40they're having a party
16:41tomorrow night
16:42and uh
16:42natu and i are going
16:45you should come
16:46we can
16:47we can run that meet up again
16:52i'll see what i can do
17:10are you still texting mystery man
17:14i wish you would just tell me who it is so i can help
17:18no i'm i'm still figuring out how to tell him
17:21okay do i have to say this again
17:22charlotte you are stunning
17:24if this crush doesn't work out
17:26you can have your pick of literally any guy here
17:35okay
17:37almost
17:38any guy
17:39one that is actually worth your time
17:43don't forget
17:44party planning at my place after school
17:46and we will try to steer clear
17:47of my manwhore brother
18:08hey charlotte
18:10you uh looking for my sister
18:16she's not here
18:18practice is running long
18:21oh um
18:23i can wait
18:25i guess
18:33what are we playing
18:35strike from above
18:38you game
18:39and dabble
18:43you want to come dabble upstairs
18:51play around with me
18:57come on
19:12you okay
19:14yeah it's just
19:16i usually play on my computer
19:18yeah same here
19:20but uh
19:21this setup's better for co-op
19:22so
19:24so what do you say we uh
19:25run some duos and see what we're like as a team
19:31or we could do player versus player
19:35pvp
19:37i like your style
19:39but we should raise the stakes
19:42raise the stakes
19:43yeah
19:45the winner
19:46gets to ask the loser
19:48the question of their choosing
19:51nothing off limits
19:59you overthink a lot
20:00don't you
20:02you always been like that
20:05i thought you could only ask a question if you win
20:11all right
20:12bye
20:15pitch your player
20:18i think i'm gonna go with her
20:26don't stop
20:33you should have parry there
20:36uh-huh
20:37thank you
20:53no stop
20:54yes
20:54wait what
20:56holy shit
20:58you beat me
20:59no
21:00uh-huh
21:02hey
21:03maybe it's easier on the tv
21:06no way
21:07no i've only seen one other player pull that move
21:12i learned it on reddit
21:16okay
21:18i guess you beat me fair and square so
21:21what's your question
21:26um
21:28do you have a celebrity crush
21:30come on
21:31no softballs
21:33you gotta have a better one than that
21:38what
21:40we've gone to school together for years tj
21:43just cause you don't know anything about me
21:45doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
21:50ouch
21:52i guess i deserve it though
21:56wish i had talked to you sooner
22:03so
22:03tell me
22:06what do you really want to know
22:11go on
22:13ask me
22:17do you have a crush on someone at our school
22:18yes
22:24ask me another
22:27who is she
22:31well that should be obvious
22:35i'm not very good at hiding
22:44those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
22:52ew tj
22:54why are your sex lights on
22:55they're not my sex
22:56um that's not what i was
22:57oh my god tracy
22:59uh
23:00char why don't you head to my room
23:01and start making a playlist for tonight
23:02i will be
23:03right there
23:04yeah
23:04yeah okay
23:08are you all right
23:09oh yeah it's just a bruised ass
23:10i'll be fine
23:18you can literally go for any other girl
23:21why are you only thirsty over my friends
23:23historically because it pisses you off
23:27but this is different
23:28okay so that's it then
23:31you're admitting to liking charlotte
23:36what would you say if i was
23:40all i'm gonna say is
23:41i don't think she's interested
23:44is there someone else
23:47oh come on trace
23:48you don't have to tell me who
23:50just tell me if i'm wasting my time
23:53she's texting another guy
23:57fine
23:58then you have nothing to worry about
24:00right
24:01so remember that
24:02when she sleeps over tonight
24:04relax
24:06charlotte and i are just friends
24:09nothing more
24:29oh my god
24:30charlotte oh finally
24:32you look amazing
24:35happy official birthday
24:36thank you
24:38you
24:39need a drink
24:43who are you texting
24:44mars
24:45he said he might show up
24:48oh
24:48did he now
24:50yup
25:07okay
25:09oh my god did you guys all just see that
25:11look at this little virgin
25:13she thinks tj's fuck me eyes are for her
25:15when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
25:18what are you guys talking about
25:20oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
25:24maybe play some spin the bottle
25:26but you can just watch virgin
25:29she can play
25:30stop being a bitch at my party sadie
25:32yeah
25:33i'll play if charlotte plays
25:42okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first
25:44and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
25:46obviously siblings can't kiss
25:48that's fucking gross
25:49but everyone else is fair game
25:52don't chicken out prude
25:59don't chicken out prude
26:00go first big guy
26:06oh wow
26:07nice
26:09you ready for this
26:11just kiss me weirdo
26:15oh god
26:17wow
26:22it's disgusting
26:23okay let's keep this moving
26:25tj it's your turn
26:33it's me
26:34no it's in the middle
26:37doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
26:50wow it's her first kiss
26:57can i kiss you
27:15tj
27:16what the hell was that
27:23nothing
27:23it's just a game
27:25okay monopoly is a game
27:26that was like
27:28softcore porn
27:31charlotte
27:41i'm gonna be right back
28:00it's me
28:02can i come in
28:05yeah
28:12i don't know
28:13i don't know what to say
28:14just be honest with me
28:18do you have feelings for my brother
28:22i'm so sorry tracy
28:24i didn't mean for this to happen
28:31charlotte you're literally still texting mystery man
28:33it's not what you think
28:36it's not what you think
28:36you take it from me
28:38there's nothing my brother hates more than a liar
28:43did something happen
28:47our dad cheated on our mom
28:51she kicked an elephant
28:54she still hasn't recovered
28:59neither is tj
29:02so when it comes to lying
29:04and sneaking around
29:06he doesn't forgive
29:09so if you really are into my brother
29:13he needs to drop mystery man
29:25got you now
29:26two-timing virgin skank
29:31hey
29:33i know what you're gonna say
29:34and i'm working on telling you
29:36i was actually gonna ask if tracy
29:38would tell anything about me
29:39but
29:39i mean yeah
29:41dude what the fuck
29:42like especially after that kiss
29:44it's not alright bro
29:46okay well how would you tell him
29:48i would just do it
29:50like do you want to wait until the tournament
29:51and just fuck up his game
29:52up the friendship too
29:53no of course not
29:53you know that would fuck
29:56yeah well i'm also worried about tracy
29:59it's not just you and tj anymore
30:00he's my best friend's brother
30:03look
30:04i know there is a lot on your plate
30:06but
30:08if you don't tell tj
30:11i'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo
30:14what
30:15look i'm sorry dude
30:17but if you can't even be honest with your teammates
30:20you can't be on the team
30:26bye guys
30:27have a good night
30:46bye
31:11TJ, what are you doing here?
31:12Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
31:14Is yours in here?
31:16My phone?
31:16It's in Tracy's room.
31:28Okay, you can turn around.
31:31Why did you just barge in here?
31:34Earlier, it was...
31:37Was that really your first kiss?
31:42Hey, come on, you can tell me.
31:45Can I?
31:46I thought it was just a game to you.
31:47Yeah, well, I lied.
31:50My sister was right there.
31:55It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
31:59Not to me.
32:03Maybe that kiss.
32:06It made me realize that...
32:07It made me realize that...
32:09All of you first...
32:13Be with me.
32:20We shouldn't do this right now.
32:22It's late, okay?
32:23We should go to bed.
32:40Let me guess.
32:42Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
32:45And she locked her bedroom door?
32:48Yeah, she always does that during parties.
32:51Guess you're stuck with me.
33:01TJ, we should really discuss...
33:08Sleeping arrangements.
33:11That one's easy.
33:13I have a bed.
33:14We both fit in it.
33:16Call them soft.
33:20Um...
33:20Don't you...
33:22Want to share a bed with me?
33:35Wait, what are you doing?
33:36I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
33:37You don't have to do that.
33:38I can sleep on the couch.
33:39Charlotte.
33:41I'm trying to be shit worse here.
33:44But I want you...
33:50I want you to say...
33:59I'll stay with you.
34:14So how'd a girl like you get so into video games?
34:18Would you ask a boy that question?
34:21Come on.
34:23Okay.
34:27Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
34:32Someone braver.
34:36Making friends was harder for me than most people.
34:41I don't know what's wrong with me.
34:42There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
34:50The moment I laid eyes on you.
34:54I felt like I knew you.
34:58Can't explain it.
34:59It's like...
35:01You weren't starting from the beginning.
35:05You were already close.
35:08You're someone I know...
35:09I can trust completely.
35:11DJ, I...
35:12I really want to kiss you right now.
35:21Okay.
35:40I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
35:42No.
35:44No, it's not that.
35:45It's...
35:49It's...
35:50It's...
35:50It's...
35:50It's just it's never felt like that before.
35:53Like what?
35:57Like I'm gonna keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
36:06Can I just hold you?
36:10Yeah.
36:11I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:21I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:24I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
36:24I
37:06I'll see you next time.
37:14Here. Our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament. TJ designed it. He wanted it to
37:20be a surprise for you.
37:22Actually, I'm going to tell him right now. As soon as he gets here.
37:28Good. Proud of you, dog.
37:31I see someone still sledding it up all over the school. Are you going to keep fucking your way around
37:36every guy on campus or just the football players?
37:41What's wrong with you? Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
37:45Here's your fountain, Char. Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
37:50Tracy. Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
37:54Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
37:58What do you mean, TJ's video game?
38:02Another tackle? Third time's the charm.
38:09Why is everyone by my locker?
38:11Oh my god, it's you. You're Jupiter.
38:15The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
38:22Charlotte.
38:26You're Mars?
38:28Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that. You're
38:34a catfish.
38:36Charlotte, is that true?
38:39No, no, I swear that it wasn't. I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day
38:43waiting for me.
38:43And then you just kept lying to me.
38:44I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to. Right now. That's why
38:48I was at your locker.
38:49Cora can back me up.
38:53Are you fucking kidding me?
38:55You knew.
38:57Dog, I found out myself, okay?
38:59And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
39:04So you were both in on it?
39:09You two deserve each other.
39:11TJ.
39:12TJ.
39:39TJ's not here.
39:41I know. He's at practice.
39:44I came to see you.
39:48It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
39:56But I lied to you too, when you were nothing but nice to me.
40:03And so I just wanted to apologize.
40:09Even if you still hate me.
40:20Wait.
40:26I don't hate you.
40:29But I do appreciate the apology.
40:34All this time,
40:37my brother was your mystery man.
40:44And you.
40:47Or the person he's told me about all these years.
40:51His best friend.
40:55I know it seems like the world is over.
41:00But you can fix this.
41:21Voice changer disabled.
41:26TJ, are you there?
41:30Jupiter.
41:34I don't want to talk, Mart.
41:37Charlotte.
41:38You don't have to say anything back.
41:39Just please, let me explain.
41:46When we first met years ago,
41:49I didn't have any friends.
41:54The only thing that I was good at was video games.
41:57But when I logged on,
41:59I was told to go away because I was a girl.
42:03And so I started using a voice changer.
42:08And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
42:13And it seemed harmless.
42:17And it was until it wasn't.
42:27I spent years...
42:28I spent years...
42:30Liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
42:34And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
42:39And that's when I knew that I wasn't...
42:42And that's when I knew that I wasn't...
42:47But that doesn't matter anymore.
42:52All that I can hope for now...
42:58It's to get my best friend back.
43:12I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
43:15And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
43:19Will you be there?
43:23Please.
43:40Jupiter has left the chat.
44:03He's not coming out of his room.
44:05Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
44:07Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
44:10I'm so sorry, Corey.
44:12It's okay.
44:14Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
44:17Well, come here, you big doofus.
44:22What was that for?
44:24You were too sad.
44:26I don't like it.
44:28Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
44:33You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
44:40It's about time.
44:44We're good, mate.
44:45I'm happy for you.
44:47I'm happy for you.
44:48Let's go in the car.
44:58I wish I could just hit reset.
45:01Start over like a video game.
45:03Life's not a game, Charlotte.
45:09Last night you were about to say something, before you started talking about the tournament.
45:15What was it?
45:16It doesn't matter.
45:17I think it does.
45:21Why?
45:27Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
45:32But losing my best friend?
45:36That almost killed me.
45:42Then I realized I was being an idiot.
45:44I didn't have to pick.
45:53I want you in my life.
45:57Both of you.
45:58All of you.
46:04I love you, Charlotte.
46:09I love you, too.
46:26You ready to win this tournament?
46:29You're playing?
46:31Hell yeah, I'm playing.
46:38Yeah.
46:40Yeah, let's go win this.
46:43Pretty sure I already did.
46:50And whatever guy you like.
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