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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52Okay, no problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Back spin a little bit.
01:59It's fine.
02:06Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:09I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can,
02:11I will let you know how things are looking.
02:17Okay.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there,
02:51so you're bound to have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements,
02:57and it can take me a while to find baby,
02:59but I will let you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01Okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:25One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
04:03The dreams are up in arms because
04:08I've got to say they can't compete with you.
04:11Stop the day with a little syllable.
04:17Left unfinished.
04:23When you move, you kiss me.
04:30Now each one bursts like a volcano
04:35Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:49Oh, bloody hell.
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh, it's more than okay.
05:05It's okay.
05:28I'll be right back.
05:45morning love sleep well yes i slept well mom did you sleep well why are you so obsessed with how
05:54i
05:54slept shall i bring your bags down i can bring my own bags down thanks dad i'm driving myself
06:04at the university i think i can bring my bags down
06:48i'm sorry
06:54he's your father there's nothing i can do
07:01right i've got everything you need i've got kit kats i've got donuts i've got orange
07:05fanta i've got lemon fanta i've made cakes
07:10nothing for the cakes well okay
07:20so
07:41Oh
08:01Oh
08:34Let me know if you fancy some cake
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest
08:51You feel really terrible
08:53No, it's seriously
08:56It's awful
09:02Just a glass of ice, please
09:05A pint
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too
09:10Ready?
09:12Yep
09:13And two pint glasses of ice
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have?
09:21Yeah
09:21Yeah
09:22The doctors were actually amazed by my placenta
09:27Yeah
09:37Ugh
10:07Ugh
10:12Ham sandwiches?
10:15I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make
10:17Good one
10:18So what's that?
10:20Ham, butter, bread
10:21Yep
10:22Crisps
10:23Yeah
10:29Okay
10:29Okay
10:30I was literally just around the corner
10:36We've been here 15 minutes
10:38You're hilarious
10:39You're hilarious
10:40Just text me
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text
10:45you
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:50I'm getting very mixed messages
11:04We're actually, um, we're actually going to go out
11:17So many potholes in the road
11:23The little holes in the road
11:25We call them potholes
11:28Council are supposed to fill them in
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky
11:58Careful, please
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:09Ah, Jesus
12:10Okay, let's
12:11Come down now, Daniel
12:12That's enough
12:13No
12:13That's enough
12:23Did you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:31You've never done it?
12:34Did you bite the bottom?
12:40And then you suck it
12:42You know, like
12:44You know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw
12:50Mm-hmm
12:53You suck it
13:01Let me see
13:06Come in
13:07Come in
13:07Be patient
13:19You're good at that
13:33Did you see my email?
13:36Uh, yep, sorry
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on
13:43Of course, yeah
13:46If you can
13:47Just reply when I email you
13:50Absolutely
13:51Absolutely
13:52Yep
13:52Yep
14:12What's the buzz then?
14:13If you want to speak to me
14:13Come in here
14:14If you want to speak to me, come in here
14:16Do you want to speak to me?
14:42Come in here
14:42T-Towel?
14:47Yeah. So it's a T-Towel.
14:50It was made with, like, special salt.
14:53It's a T-Towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three times as much.
14:57It's not a T-Towel.
14:59What do you use it for?
15:01Just...
15:04Just, like, wiping my sick and stuff.
15:10Jesus.
15:14Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Jesus.
15:21Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:27Mops.
15:29Lisa?
15:30Yes.
15:50Oh, fingers.
15:52Oh, my God, the fingers, yeah.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00I think we're in trouble here.
16:03Okay.
16:05So, two hands, five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes.
16:11Oh, my God, the toes.
16:13Huh.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:17That's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hoped to see.
16:20Yeah.
16:21And if you look here, that thing there, I'd say it's Willy.
16:33Huh.
16:49Oh, boy.
17:00What's happened to me?
17:05What?
17:07Oh.
17:13Oh, boy.
17:41so
18:20I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be
18:30this, you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to know the best good stuff
18:38I think sometimes Dad's
18:40can be, not my Dad
18:42but maybe
18:44Dad's Dad, a little bit
18:47I can get in the way
18:48you've been, who you are
18:54but this
19:00what a privilege
19:06little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, frown, milk
19:29a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot?
19:34oh, like, hot
19:36can kill it for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough?
19:42it spits
19:45yeah, not a lot of people do that
19:46but it's something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself?
19:56kind of
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor Mum, I mean, what has she got herself into?
20:08I bet they rowel quite a lot, don't they?
20:10he was crying the other night
20:12oh, Simon was
20:13was he?
20:15he was crying
20:17oh God, I love that
20:18Simon, crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no, you don't
20:27no, we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:32really?
20:32wow
20:35yeah, it's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44no
20:45if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry, I'll
20:49no
20:50no
20:51nightlights in the front pocket
20:52no, it's fine
20:54stay
20:54it's nice that he asked you
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:11bloody hell
21:14that's us, I am
21:15yeah
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:20fuck you
21:24oh my God, I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:47hey, you're here for NCC
21:49yeah
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:13I want to go for a lotus birth
22:16because I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really young
22:23I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:41I've made a playlist
22:43you're going to give birth on all fours
22:45aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:47then it's sweets
22:48chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah, I'll need my caffeine
23:04no, we haven't really
23:06considered it yet
23:07have we
23:09it's been
23:10quite hard to think of it as
23:16real
23:21maternity unit
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery unit
23:28what's the difference
23:31god knows
23:35I want there to be doctors
23:36you just put doctors
23:39yeah
23:39capital letters
23:43doctors
23:43doctors
23:45tons of doctors
23:45all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me a look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what, that?
23:57should I dare you
23:58mm-mm
23:59I think your mum will come
24:01that's good
24:02I'd love that
24:03she could stand there
24:04being fucking a dine
24:06wow
24:07it'd be perfect
24:18do you want to be there
24:19if it's forceps
24:21or vacuum
24:24oh
24:25what's like
24:26the baby's guided out
24:29using a cap
24:30fitted to its head
24:31by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god
24:38they're so gross
24:41I don't know
24:44yeah okay
24:45whatever
24:45clear
24:46get
24:57do we want to use
24:59a special
25:01L-D-R-P
25:03room
25:06is there an option
25:07for you to pack those
25:08yeah it actually is
25:12we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need
25:19it's for me to spend
25:20the birth
25:21reminding you
25:22to be positive
25:26it's weird that
25:27that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry
25:40this is actually
25:40going to happen
25:44don't be silly
25:45so I'm going to
25:46fall apart
25:46if you'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up
25:49getting divorced
25:52I've had hundreds
25:57what
25:57what
25:57what is
25:58a
26:01PC
26:02or to me
26:06you don't want to know
26:15hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel your dad's here
26:20sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice
26:22it's the weekend
26:24I can't find the bag
26:26coming
26:27could you drop him off
26:28a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed
26:38your bazooka
26:39no
26:40have you packed
26:41your whisky
26:42your juice
26:42your wine
26:43your beer
26:44no
26:45oh I know
26:46you've forgotten
26:46have you packed
26:47your dog
26:48her
26:49gotta be
27:05gotta be
27:06my
27:06let's go
27:17have to
27:18have to
27:24Don't do this, mate.
27:25No!
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you.
27:31No!
27:31You're being unbearable!
28:13I don't know.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
28:52Okay.
29:17Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice
29:31Oh, wow
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah
29:40I think, I think his feet must be down there
29:45Which means he's moving
29:49Oh, that big one
29:50Oh, God, yeah
30:08Can you stop that?
30:09Yeah
30:10It's a lot
30:11In it, like, how many people come around so far?
30:16I don't know, I feel like it's an appropriate corner
30:17I don't know, that's why I'm gonna get the rooms, but, yeah
30:24Well, I'll probably come to use in, like, an hour and a half here, yeah
30:38So, stretch seats
30:41Yep
30:44What's this stretch seat?
30:49Okay, so, it's like, it's like it covers all his body?
30:54Yeah
30:55Yeah
30:56Cold days, bedtime
31:05Booty's, socks, what the fuck, booties? Shoes?
31:09Yeah, shoes
31:11He's called them shoes
31:13He's got his big coat
31:14What about his cashmere?
31:16Oh, shut up
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere
31:18He won't take clothes, he won't take my thermals
31:21Of course, of course
31:22He won't take your bloody thermals
31:24He needs layers
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:32People are like
31:34Great, you're pregnant
31:35Oh, God
31:36Now you can forget about it, put all that behind you
31:38Yeah, because it's easy
31:40Shrug it off
31:44We'll be sad when we're 80
31:46And we'll still be thinking about them
31:56this is great oh god that's already set me up
32:06is that all the bacon? no
32:24yeah Maya was like it's gonna be amazing
32:28yeah I just kind of nod and leave that smile
32:34I know that smile yeah it's great you do that to me
32:38funny when you're being boring
32:42we don't know if he's going to be healthy or whatever when he comes out
32:52what's he going to be like? what's he going to be like?
33:01oil don't need it the fat from the bacon
33:05it quits in its own fat exactly
33:11yeah eggs right you've got three options fried
33:15boiled scrambled poached that's four
33:31there's no way of knowing who he's going to be
33:51I guess I'm worried about the birth itself
33:55no it's fine I'm going to breathe through the pain
34:01hmm yeah
34:07the pain can be quite extreme though can't it?
34:11yes which is why I plan to breathe through it
34:18god it's also terrifying
34:20I'm going to have to hold her hand
34:22I'm going to sleep in a chair
34:24listen to her screaming
34:26you've got earplugs
34:29if you're so loud
34:33we're not worried at all are we?
34:35no no easy
34:36we like to keep positive don't we?
34:40yeah we're really positive people
34:41especially me
35:03what are you doing here?
35:09same as you I reckon
35:10I don't know for your sake
35:16oh careful of the pipe
35:18careful of the pipe
35:21it's been a while
35:23yeah no what's it been like a few months
35:26more than a few
35:27well time flies and you're having fun
35:30always having fun mate
35:31always having fun
35:35you look good mate
35:37thanks for noticing
35:39you noticing how I look now
35:42do I need to be worried?
35:43oh yeah you do actually
35:45need to be very worried
35:46uh oh
35:49uh oh he's right
35:57happy birthday mate
35:58you can't do that
35:58yeah you're all right
36:12so how you been?
36:14you following me
36:16always following you
36:17like a bad smell
36:19yeah I wonder what it was
36:24how's everything with Amanda
36:27and olive
36:29olive yeah
36:31yeah yeah yeah yeah
36:33all good mate
36:33all good
36:34it's all just
36:36like yeah you know
36:37photos
36:43great about your baby
36:47oh yeah
36:48congratulations
36:49thanks yeah
36:50is it congratulations
36:51or
36:52oh yeah
36:53great
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone
36:59no that's great mate
37:01didn't want to tempt fate
37:02no no
37:02uh
37:02Matt mentioned it
37:04and yeah
37:04what have you done
37:05it's all week
37:07hello right
37:08yeah
37:09commiserations
37:10your life's over
37:13enjoy it while you can
37:16I'd like so
37:24actually we've been trying for a while
37:26no bad thing
37:29one way to get her to sleep with you
37:42it's been a difficult time to be honest
37:46because because we actually managed to get pregnant before
37:51yeah
37:51uh yeah
37:52uh
37:52can I get four pints
37:54do you want one
37:55i'll get them
37:55oh i'll get them
37:56no no come on i'll get them
37:57oh i'll get them
37:58no come on i'll get them
37:59oh i'll get a man
38:00a prony
38:01i'll get the next one
38:02uh five pints a prony and a guinish face
38:06thanks
38:06so you were you were trying and
38:16oh yeah
38:21it's been tricky really a bit of a tricky time
38:26and we actually got pregnant three times previously
38:37but
38:38yeah
38:43all right
38:44yeah
38:48that must have been hard for lisa
38:52yeah
38:52that must have been really tough
38:53yeah really tough
38:56but she'll be all right
38:57yeah
38:58nah of course
38:59yeah she's a tough one
39:01scary woman
39:05thanks
39:09at least it's all over now
39:11you're gonna have a baby
39:12so
39:13hmm
39:14so
39:16yeah
39:16well hopefully
39:18yeah
39:19you can put it all behind you
39:20i bet you were you were strong now were you
39:28nothing can knock the big guy
39:31uh
39:35not really
39:38i try to to be like positive and stuff be like a strong one but
39:45yeah
39:46they really work
39:55sometimes
39:55i think you you do something
40:00because it seems like
40:01like obviously the right thing to do
40:05and even though you you you've thought about it and you thought about it from
40:08like
40:10all the different
40:12angles that you think there is
40:16and it
40:17and it
40:18still just turns out to be a
40:21fucking
40:22catastrophe
40:32it's fun yeah
40:36oh
40:36oh yeah it's great
40:38i'll have it
40:49you're all right mate
40:50i'll have it
41:15here you are
41:16thanks
41:17oh thanks a few more of these yeah he's nearly ready Daniel
41:45my dad come in I'm good it's cold come in I'm good Simon's out I'm good okay what are you
42:00even doing up there
42:05what can we see can we see on the bus
42:20how old 14 months amazing I'm on my own so tell me about it I've got two two and don't
42:33live with
42:34them sadly it's not my choice oh that's really hard yeah I miss him
42:44so you're a single dad then if you want to know if I'm single you can just ask me if
42:50I'm single
42:52sorry I didn't mean that I'm kidding
42:59hello
43:10hey
43:11hey
43:11hey
43:11hey
43:15hey
43:22hey
43:24hey
43:24hey
43:27hey
43:33hey
43:37hey
43:39hey
43:41hey
43:54hey
43:58hey
44:01I think I'm having contractions
44:05hey what I'm having contractions
44:10these are
44:14Can you stop looking at me
44:17I'm not looking at you
44:18Chef
44:21Stop looking at me
44:28I'm fine everyone is always overreacting everything people have been giving birth for thousands
44:40of years they think it's gonna be hard so they make it hard whereas this is like it's a natural
44:49process yeah where can it be hmm it's ten minutes just last one yet yeah I've got this you got
45:10the car seat
45:12remember you're breathing you don't have to remind me to breathe oh
45:36they were every five minutes yeah 60 seconds every five minutes oh no they've dropped it yeah because
45:42of the car journey now about every eight minutes and that they are shorter they've dropped so 45 seconds
45:54what does that mean
46:08I should have left them in the car
46:21hi sorry my wife's having contractions in the corridor and I was just wondering is there any
46:28chance for having a room she's Lisa thank you
46:56yeah she's just stood having contractions in a corridor yeah she's on the list so when a delivery
47:01room becomes available she will be given it yeah I know but she's literally a woman giving birth
47:05in a corridor yeah I can't just magic it's a delivery room at mass
47:10yep I'll see that
47:16what's this thing
47:18oh yeah you're great actually
47:27okay okay so uh quick banana
47:35I'm sorry
47:38I'm sorry I'm a toilet that's one inches she's probably a toilet or a flake you have to make a
47:46bit of a plan if you don't have a flake
47:48you have to make a bit of a plan if you don't have a flake
47:48oh god
47:51yep yep yep yep
48:13I'll get your leaf ring
48:27hmm
48:40haha
48:41Ahhh!
48:43Ohhh!
48:45Oh!
48:48Ah!
49:37I don't know.
49:44Oh, my God.
50:18When you were small, you made me feel so big.
50:23I'd hold you close to me and sniff your cheeks.
50:28And I loved it.
50:30I loved the smell of you when you were small.
50:38Our mates gave up on us, we were drinking less.
50:43So we could feed you and put you to bed.
50:47Oh, I loved it.
50:49I just loved it.
50:52When you were small.
50:54I've got a baby boy.
50:57And you, you used to sleep on my chest.
51:05A whole person on my chest.
51:08And I could hear you breathe.
51:15Hello.
51:16And you, you used to look at me.
51:23Like there was something special about me.
51:28Which there was when you were small.
51:35But I know you will never remember the things that we did together when you were small.
51:55Playing superheroes at five in the morning.
52:01Building marble runs at dawn.
52:06But you barely notice me now.
52:13But you, you used to sleep on my chest.
52:21A whole person on my chest.
52:27And I could hear you breathe.
52:33And you, you used to look at me.
52:40Like there was something special about me.
52:44Which there was when you were small.
52:53So when you go out with your mates tonight.
52:57When you feel messy after two pints.
53:02I'll be here.
53:04Like I was here.
53:07When you were small.
53:27Like I was at home.
53:29Nice.
53:34Here we go.
53:35What are you meals a meal?
53:47Yeah.
53:51There you go.
53:54Oh my.
53:56Alright guys.
53:56Okay.
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