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15:08BIRDS CHIRP
16:00BIRDS CHIRP
16:05BIRDS CHIRP
16:07BIRDS CHIRP
16:22Hey!
16:28I'm not getting any service. I checked the men's room. There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck. No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should just stay here with the baby and the other one should drive
16:42to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay, yeah, um, what do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49What if it freezes stuff in there?
16:57Okay. Uh...
16:59Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:21What the fuck?
17:23What the fuck?
17:25What the fuck?
17:49What the fuck?
17:54What the fuck?
17:56What the fuck?
18:06What the fuck?
18:49Hi. Hi. Excuse me. There's a, like, a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the
18:54highway. I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there and, and we, we found
19:00a baby abandoned in a car and I think that maybe something, like, bad might have happened to its parents.
19:06Parents, uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:16Oh, that's good.
19:18You're here.
19:21Oh, that's less good. Sorry, can you call the cops, please? Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yep, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the bathroom with
19:37an electrical cord and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it.
19:41Um, so could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:48Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:57Wait here. I'll call.
20:01Come on.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:32Oh, my God.
21:01Oh, fuck!
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29Fuck.
21:39You are my sweet friend.
21:46You know...
22:08You are my sweet friend.
22:43You are my sweet friend.
22:56Are you sure he's the one?
23:04You are my sweet friend.
23:07My destiny...
23:09You share my love...
23:12Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby!
23:32What the fuck?
23:37Oh, my God!
23:40Oh, my God!
23:45Oh, my God!
23:47Oh, my God!
23:54Oh, my God!
23:59Oh, my God!
24:11Oh, my God!
24:39Oh, my God.
24:41Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50You scared me.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:07And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What?
25:10Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Yeah, I know.
25:14Oh, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait, wait.
25:25Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48So tired.
26:01What is it?
26:01Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure.
26:09Marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:12No care.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:48your parents little vacation cabin is it not a cabin it's not little
27:05okay you ready
27:18holy shit
27:24this is insane
27:33oh god yeah what is um it's like a tradition of the family dogs
27:47oh it's actually we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes because it was considered
27:52like disrespectful to do after they were dead how would anyone know if you looked them in
27:56the eyes just my dad said that they could see i just looked it in the eyes so why am
28:03i in
28:04trouble i guess we'll find out
28:29is that empty chair for for me
28:33i know you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy
28:38dogs oh yeah did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one
28:43yeah my sister demanded it
28:46that's fucking weird
28:49yeah
28:55this is the love cave
28:57the love cave
28:59yeah
28:59oh my god
29:01oh my god
29:02oh my god
29:03oh my god
29:03oh my god
29:14oh my god
29:29was this a family pet too
29:32oh no
29:34my great-grandmother elizabeth was killed by a bear
29:39and her husband died trying to avenge her death
29:42wow
29:43yeah
29:46would you do that for me
29:48of course
29:50oh careful careful
29:52sorry
29:53yeah
29:53sorry
29:53you're good
29:55i could um
29:57get you some eyes for your face or i could you know just call the butler
30:01oh he's off at 10
30:07oh
30:08i'm just kidding
30:09are you sure
30:10i can get it
30:11i got it
30:12just tell me where it is
30:13all right i'll get the bags from the car
30:15kitchen it's uh
30:17down the atrium
30:19to the right of the curb hallway by the front door
30:21here
30:22yeah
30:22is
30:23we're going to get so much out of here
30:47we're having no time
30:48i would like to show you to go somewhere else
30:50like a lemon
30:51he gives us signals
30:52he's just getting out of here
30:52No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:55You just have to be there.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01Fuck!
31:02You scared the shit out of me!
31:04Sorry. Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists!
31:12There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:14Come here, we're family.
31:17It's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air. I told you I can summon
31:27things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36It's Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:38It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you. It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer, but you were scared
31:48of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nicky met in an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:57You're really cute. Isn't she cute?
32:00She's very cute.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07It's pretty, yeah. So where is darling Nicky?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car. We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched in
32:21the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned baby
32:43in, in a car.
32:45Nicky stayed with the baby. I went to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:54What's that?
32:58The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:04Come on. I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:11Night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out.
33:42And baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get louder and
34:04louder and louder and louder and louder and louder.
34:09Until he comes face to face with it.
34:13The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile, wailing.
34:28It's awful.
34:30Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a woman
34:47open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of, oh my god,
35:30what is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia, I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's going to be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Oh, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, you had to hear that story to get me this.
36:33It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:45I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What?
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me, and I thought that he was
37:28going to hurt me, but he was...
37:29I don't know how to describe it, but I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:33Wait, the lights?
37:33Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, I'm fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but like, not the good kind.
37:44Like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it, except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just, like, you just know something bad's going to happen, you just know, and I've
37:53been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we got here, and then
37:59now that we're here, I just, like, I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here.
38:04Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I...
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki?
38:26Hmm?
38:28Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:36I don't know.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I love you.
39:01I'm sorry.
39:04I have to do the thing.
39:18I don't know.
39:18I don't know.
39:19I don't know.
39:49Oh, oh, oh.
40:41Oh, oh, oh.
40:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:11Mickey?
41:12Mickey?
41:13Mickey?
41:18Mickey?
41:28Mickey?
41:30Mickey?
41:31Mickey?
41:31Mickey?
41:41I don't know.
42:12I don't know.
42:47I don't know.
43:04I don't know.
43:32I don't know.
43:35I don't know.
43:38I don't know.
43:42I don't know.
43:46I don't know.
43:46I don't know.
43:47I don't know.
44:16I don't know.
44:55I don't know.
45:14I don't know.
45:16I don't know.
45:26I don't know.
45:32I don't know.
45:38I don't know.
45:49I don't know.
45:50I don't know.
45:58I don't know.
46:22THE END
46:29You are my destiny
46:36You are what you are to me
46:43You are my happiness
46:50That's what you are
46:57You are my destiny
47:03You share my reverie
47:09You're more than happiness
47:19That's what you are
47:24My destiny
47:28You're my destiny
47:30You are my destiny
47:46You are my destiny
47:50You are my destiny
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