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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:49Yes, sir.
01:51No, it's worse.
01:52Yes, sir.
01:54Here you go.
01:58Close one.
01:59This is a close one.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:30I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:11Hey, what the...
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:43Let's reset.
03:45Let's go.
03:53Let's go.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:22I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:37Now move.
04:40Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:43You hurt me.
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:00You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:07Move.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This...
05:17This is...
05:18That's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just...
05:21We both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27And mine.
05:29Hm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:03I would rather die a six-inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:22The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:25The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:53What...
06:55Don't...
06:56Don't...
06:59You...
07:00See?
07:07Mommy?
07:08You...
07:31Do as long as you can see...
07:35The game is just a little bit.
07:35What's going on?
07:36I'm so close.
07:36You're so close.
07:37I'm so close.
07:37I'm quite close.
08:04Yes, check up.
08:21Fuck! Where the fuck are you? You evil tiny bitch! Fuck! You made a fucking canoe! I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you! I will win!
08:42Oh, come on!
08:50Help, lad!
08:53Lindy!
08:57Lindy!
08:59If you're hurt, answer me! We can call a timeout! I don't know what to do! I don't know what
09:06to do! Fuck!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming! I'm coming! And I'm trusting! This is the timeout, Lindy! We agreed, right? I'm here
09:21now!
09:22Ow! Ow! Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero!
09:31I called a timeout!
09:33I didn't agree!
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster!
09:37You deserved it! You're a sore loser!
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion!
09:43Good! Now we're even! Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along!
09:51You're gonna need to dumb down! You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years!
09:55Dumb luck! That's what jealous, resentful people call talent!
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay!
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah! Those who can't do!
10:10What's the saying? You want to see a woman's future? Look at a mother? Well, you are your mother!
10:13That's not even the saying, idiot!
10:16I'm no idiot! I'm a literal genius!
10:19Who's out of ideas? A science-has-been who will be so close for the rest of his life!
10:26At least I started something! And finished it! And won!
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad? I will kill us both before letting you win it!
10:36Start and finish! I win again!
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You!
10:44Ow!
10:45Ah!
10:46You!
10:53Alright already!
10:58Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
11:04What?!
11:04What happened to you? Your eye! Ew!
11:09Nothing. Why are you here?
11:10you're late what time is it presentation time you're not answering your phone
11:15hey hey down here hey wait a second he made me tiny down here hey just a minute
11:23fuck me
11:28five minutes i'll be right behind you
11:52hi lulu hi tiny mom oh funny i'm back at school
12:00how did it go with the review board it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing
12:08oh yeah i get that instinct what would you do
12:15uh okay uh let me think um well i know you're excited i called don't make it a thing i
12:23will
12:23hang up got it i would want to bail too but older tiny me might come to regret that
12:35like regret what it's self-destructive and
12:40they control the narrative
12:47lulu
12:50that's pretty good parenting
12:53what the fuck
12:56i might know a thing or two about a thing or two there she is i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um i was thinking you get to hold this my husband trunk me shit over dad
13:09for like
13:10forever
13:12like you could be tiny for forever
13:15forever
13:15which that's kind of cool but
13:18is it cool forever
13:21you know i'm just saying you know
13:22forever leverage
13:24yeah i'm not thrilled with the idea of forever
13:27uh but i currently
13:28don't have a choice so i am making peace with it
13:32are you stamping your tiny foot right now
13:35and if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again
13:39funny
13:40just thoughts
13:42okay
13:44i think i know what i'm gonna do
13:46but i want it to be a cliffhanger
13:49bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me but then you're gonna love me
14:15i need a third option
14:17sid called
14:18oh
14:18ultimatum
14:19lindy's second book
14:21or your imprint is dead
14:23like her patience
14:24lindy doesn't have a second book
14:26or does she
14:27no she does not
14:28hell yes she does
14:30ultimatum
14:31jackie finished her novel
14:33untitled on purpose
14:34that was quick
14:35well she's prolific
14:36and driven
14:37and willing
14:38but i have a strict moral code
14:40huh
14:40so let's wheel and deal
14:42you get the book
14:43slap lindy's name on it
14:44save your imprint
14:45or
14:48my dad
14:50he doesn't know anything about this yet
14:52yeah so i did a little research and it's true
14:55jackie finished her novel and um
14:57your cowboy has a daughter and it's hell
15:01this is the hate part
15:03but like let's just focus on the love part
15:05which is what exactly
15:08whatever you choose
15:10it's an ethics test
15:12your imprint
15:13or my dad
15:14lies
15:15or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me
15:31which means i choose him
15:33whatever his name may be
15:34love the me choice
15:35hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem
15:40first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip
15:45that seems philip
15:46goes by flip
15:47flip
15:50i flipped
15:51for flip
15:52oh god
15:54that's a good thing right
15:55very
15:57how does one solve
15:59the problem
16:00of feeding the world
16:02only
16:03less
16:04little john knows
16:05now what if we could take say
16:07an ear of corn
16:09and shrink it
16:10to a fraction
16:11where is this jackass
16:13i can assure you
16:15he will be here
16:16a hundred
16:17a thousand
16:18ears of corn
16:29i know i'm late
16:30i know i just
16:31i just need a minute
16:36i fell down
16:37oh really
16:38mount kilimanjaro
16:39yes
16:39practically yes
16:41hilton
16:42is going to sell the tech
16:44to the military
16:46bang to boom
16:47he said
16:48what after we solve
16:49we're hungry
16:50instead of
16:51tiny
16:53soldiers
16:53tiny missiles
16:55big surprise
16:56but i am so
16:57close
16:58for real
16:59for real
16:59i know
17:00i believe you
17:01now hilton owns the tech
17:03he's gonna do with it
17:04whatever he wants anyway
17:05but
17:05we
17:07can't be party to that
17:08so
17:09walk
17:10no run
17:11you run
17:12away
17:14i
17:15i don't think i can
17:17give them what they want
17:18you out
17:19the tech and government hands
17:21but
17:21not
17:22the restoration
17:23okay
17:24what about my no bell
17:25what if i'm
17:26what if i'm out of ideas
17:39me
17:53don't
17:55dicks
18:08i don't know what i want
18:10for myself
18:12and i thought that was a problem
18:15but it's not
18:18it's just the process
18:21and i can figure that out
18:23here
18:25or somewhere else
18:29honestly
18:31i'm okay either way
18:48any chance
18:50you might be swinging by the airport
18:53tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts
19:13yes
19:14quite
19:14science
19:16is not magic
19:18no
19:19there is no
19:22ta-da
19:22there is not
19:23it is work
19:25hard work
19:27evidently
19:29it's frustration
19:32it's passion
19:34it's misery and joy
19:36and it's fear
19:37you can spend years
19:39lost
19:40wandering
19:41among the trees
19:42wishing
19:42hoping
19:43maybe even praying
19:44which
19:44goes against all
19:46established scientific understanding
19:48that maybe one day
19:49you will finally
19:50see the forest
19:52well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a
20:19plus one half
20:22plus
20:24plus p hat squared
20:27over two m plus two
20:29over m omega squared
20:32uh
20:32x squared
20:34which
20:39which
20:40which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared
21:14x squared
21:15over two
21:17bob's
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:30two
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:34and
21:45win
21:45and
21:52you
21:53you
21:53you
21:53you
21:54you
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation, ta-da.
22:57Okay, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:06Okay, it is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it.
23:40I did it!
23:40No!
23:42We made history!
23:43Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, not-
23:50Let me.
23:51Let me.
24:02Delicious.
24:03Sweet.
24:05And crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Come in.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh dear.
24:15Oh my god.
24:17Oh my god.
24:18Oh my god.
24:19Oh my god.
24:20Oh my god.
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Les!
24:22Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a-
24:26Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist!
24:29Give us a twist!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you.
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Wes.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, uh, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now, tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21All right.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:50Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, got to feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:04Like, you know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I got to eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:29Well, and so I bid you farewell, and I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:56Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:02Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:13Magoo, stop.
31:14Dad, Dad.
31:16Stop.
31:17Oh, child.
31:21So be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:26You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:57And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22From what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26Yeah.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:36I'm done.
33:46I'm done.
33:51Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
34:15I know you can see me.
34:17Open the fucking door.
34:20My ID's not working.
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You didn't let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him.
34:42I took him home.
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat.
34:45I hate that cat.
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52I don't know who you are.
34:52He's gonna let me in.
34:56Oh, fuck this.
35:04I think you can lock me out, motherfucker.
35:19Oh
35:26What was the plan here my ID didn't work
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:50I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:55Now it's over
35:59Hilton has everything
36:04We have nothing
36:07Well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16The nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:24Without the nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03Can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh god
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:17Oh
37:18What?
37:19I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No you're going to have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No you're going to fucking drive me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34For really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're going to drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why?
37:42What are you
38:06Come on
38:09Come on
38:10Okay
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive. You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:30Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What? No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:10I see you, thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, day gone.
39:18Love is gone.
39:19Gone, day gone.
39:22It's gone, day gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:29Zipped and smiles, oh yes.
39:32Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:34But where she is now, I can always guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy, gone
39:40It's gone, daddy, gone
39:43It's gone, daddy, gone
39:46It's gone, daddy, gone
39:48It's gone away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
40:09Gone away
40:10Gone away
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