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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:51Uh-huh.
01:54Yeah.
01:57It's a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:52Let's do it.
03:55Let's do it.
03:59Let's do it.
04:16Let's do it.
04:17Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:37Now move.
04:40Richie.
04:41Please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:53Truly.
04:55Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:00You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:07Move.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27And mine.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration
05:38and a scientific discovery for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:50Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death
06:06than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:26The curve to infinity.
06:33Need to reset.
06:35Need to rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:39What is it that you don't see?
06:53What.
06:55Don't.
06:57You.
07:00See.
07:07This way.
07:09How long?
07:17Did you.
07:29You've got to do this.
07:52Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:42Oh, come on.
08:51Help, lad.
08:52Oh, come on.
08:53Lindy.
08:57Lindy.
08:59If you're hurt, answer me.
09:01We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:15Oh, this is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We agreed, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:29My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:34Oh, you're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:05I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:52All right already!
11:03What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just in a minute.
11:23Fuck.
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu!
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay.
12:16Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing.
12:22I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail too.
12:29But, older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:35Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:48That's pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so you know, um, I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband shrunk me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but.
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently don't have a choice.
13:30So, I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So, you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:16I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:31Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific and driven and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:38Is this gonna be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's named Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn,
16:09and shrink it to a fraction of the original size?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you,
16:15he'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungers?
16:51No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway,
17:05but we can't be party to that.
17:09So walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:13I, I, I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands,
17:21but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:33Wes, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like smug dicks.
17:56But you will never judge me.
17:59As harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:25Or somewhere else.
18:30Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:01I don't know.
19:08You're awesome.
19:11He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes, quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:18No.
19:20There is no ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:23it is work hard work evidently it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will
19:49finally see the forest well today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a
20:18plus one-half plus plus p hat squared over two m plus two over m omega squared uh x squared
20:34which
20:40which
21:00it's upside down
21:05it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared x squared over two
21:17bombs
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared x squared over two
21:31carl implement
21:34and
21:39the
21:40the
21:40to
21:40the
22:04Let's make history.
22:12Let's make history.
22:41Let's make history.
22:43Let's make history.
23:07Let's make history.
23:10Let's make history.
23:39Let's make history.
23:41Let's make history.
23:44Let's make history.
23:50Let's make history.
24:26Let's make history.
24:28Let's make history.
24:57Let's make history.
24:58Let's make history.
24:58Let's make history.
25:00Let's make history.
25:27Let's make history.
25:35Let's make history.
25:37Let's make history.
25:51Let's make history.
26:00Let's make history.
26:03Let's make history.
26:06Let's make history.
26:10Let's make history.
26:13Let's make history.
26:19Let's make history.
26:21permanently nails is not a problem he's not who sent you the email tell Vivian who is your problem
26:33are you going third person I find it effective in situations such as this now tell Vivian
26:45fine doesn't matter who sometimes when someone threatens the most important thing in the world
26:54to you you have no choice but to eliminate them because the someone who would do something like
27:02that is never going to stop you are going to have to stop them does that scare you no yes
27:16no a little
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone did you think that no yes no a little no I'm only
27:26suggesting creative why yes get creative and then leave the rest to fate fate makes its own choices
27:44fate yes that is creative come on Nils write me back write me back Nils Jesus
28:05come on Nils
28:10Lindy
28:13Lindy I have a surprise for you
28:17I'm unarmed there's no tricks up these sleeves I come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24I solved the restoration formula I can make you big again if that's something you're interested in
28:39going to celebrate
28:43I've decided we're keeping him yeah he won't play ball you don't know that I do actually it's kind of
28:53my
28:53thing just fire him I can get him to play Les's brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00more valuable than mine or yours you're making me choose you're making me choose well then we should
29:08both choose wisely
29:16what I'm not even blocking
29:18just go around
29:20all right
29:27you better not be fucking with me
29:29oh no it's true I did it I remain a literal genius look I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo
29:40how's that proof I never saw him tiny I hate that cat
29:43well that's funny he told me he hates you too
29:48what's that Magoo
29:49huh
29:50huh you're hungry poor thing he's been through a lot what am I saying you know sorta well gotta feed
30:02him be inhumane not to right you know Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you so I'm
30:12having second thoughts about making you big I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you
30:18are
30:19the way you are
30:22and that you're never gonna stop
30:25I gotta eat myself worked up quite the appetite
30:27I think I deserve a good meal
30:31and so I bid you farewell
30:33and I wish you the best of luck
30:40I'll leave it up to fate
30:55good kitty
30:57easy Magoo
30:59easy
31:00easy
31:12stop
31:13stop
31:13stop
31:16stop
31:16stop
31:17stop
31:17stop
31:17oh child
31:21so be honest when I took a bite of the sweet corn did you think I was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't
31:26did I I don't know I mean I mean I mean not really
31:29but but you know I was thinking um trust the map trust the map that's what I oh did you
31:33see Hilton did you see his face was he scared I didn't
31:36let's not focus on Hilton
31:37yeah fuck that guy let's focus on me instead
31:39let's focus on us
31:42yeah I'm the fucking golden boy cheers to me
31:44cheers to us
31:46and everything we want to accomplish
31:49together
31:51you know I can't believe it I mean I can't believe it but I can't believe it because you know
31:54I did make fucking history
31:55if only Lindy could see me now right
31:58Lindy
31:59yeah you know I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium
32:02um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up
32:06bang that was it I got it
32:08invert
32:09Lindy
32:10hmm
32:11helped you
32:13with science
32:14yeah
32:14I guess
32:15you know
32:17cheers to me
32:18again
32:20you're not really eating
32:21I feel ill
32:22yeah so do I a little bit in my stomach
32:24I think it's excitement
32:25less
32:26we shared
32:28we got personal
32:31we have
32:33secrets
32:35I thought we were partners
32:37a scientist standing in front of another scientist
32:41yeah
32:42of course
32:43you helped
32:44helped
32:45yeah
32:46like
32:47Lindy helped
32:48you both helped
32:50but
32:50I plan on thanking you
32:53in my acceptance speech
32:54um when I win the Nobel
32:56and not
32:56Lindy
32:57and then everyone will know
32:59that you contributed
33:00and not Lindy
33:01and that's very important to me
33:03not Lindy
33:04is more important to you
33:07than us
33:10not really following
33:11exactly
33:20I think you should collect your things
33:21uh from what
33:23from here
33:24from the office
33:25oh yes
33:25good idea
33:26we need more space
33:27we do
33:28in a way
33:30excuse me a moment
33:33can I uh
33:34order you anything else
33:37I'm done
33:50is that
33:52she leaving
34:07fuck
34:11what's my stuff
34:13hey
34:15I know you can see me
34:17open the fucking door
34:20my ID's not working
34:26where is Mr. Magoo
34:28you gonna let me in
34:30where is Mr. Magoo
34:35is this about a cat
34:36I want my tiny
34:40cat back
34:41I restored him
34:42I took him home
34:43it's fucking Lindy's cat
34:44I hate that cat
34:47I don't know who you are
34:52what are you gonna let me in
34:56oh fuck this
35:05think you can lock me out
35:06motherfucker
35:09it's my fucking world
35:10it's mine
35:26what was the plan here
35:30my ID didn't work
35:33and you were gonna drive
35:35through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:50I warned you about these people
35:53you did
35:54you dummy
35:56now it's over
35:59Hilton
35:59has
36:01everything
36:04we have
36:06nothing
36:07well I
36:08I couldn't help it
36:11it's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16the Nobel was never
36:18on the table
36:19they were always going to steal
36:21your tack
36:23Martin
36:25without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:32worthy of what?
36:39her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy
36:53Lindy's the only person
36:54who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head
37:05she's everywhere
37:12oh god
37:14oh fuck
37:15oh fuck
37:18I can't keep up
37:20can you get back in there?
37:21what did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24oh fuck fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27no you're gonna have to take an Uber
37:28because I got Dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31fucking now
37:32this is life or death Martin
37:33for real this time
37:34what?
37:34it's really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36the cat?
37:38yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38what do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why?
37:42what are you?
38:13the fat lady has a tongue
38:16You're alive, you're alive
38:17You're the wrong one, but I just
38:19I'm trying to reconcile Les, the husband
38:20and Les, the scientist
38:21What drives a man to such generosity
38:24and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife
38:28I just, tell me, why?
38:31I'm asking again, why Les?
38:34Richie
38:35No, no, no
38:35This is not the time for this
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Richie!
38:45Yes, cause it's gone, daddy gone
38:47Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
38:50Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
38:53Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
38:56Love is gone, away
39:04When I see you
39:07Eyes will turn blue
39:10When I see you
39:13A thousand eyes
39:15Turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:17Love is gone, it's gone
39:20Gone, daddy gone
39:21It's gone, daddy gone
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipping smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can always guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:39Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:43It's gone, daddy gone
39:45It's gone, daddy gone
39:48It's gone, daddy gone
39:49Love is gone, away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
40:11Transcription by CastingWords
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