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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:29And now
02:42That was a test
02:43I don't want to lie
02:43Okay, there's a test
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle dual zone, fully stocked?
04:22It's a wine fridge.
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor
04:28gifted Martin that I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe?
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:00But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Hi.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:39I'm just anxious.
05:42I need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:05Kinda.
06:15Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you...
06:24Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown, and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:45Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Yeah, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I want to make sure you've got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:53I don't have secrets.
07:55Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chariot squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey, you ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:46Wait.
08:48I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Less shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just Mr. Magoo?
09:38Littlejohn.
09:38Yes.
09:39Oh.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Oh, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:58And fuck him for moving you to the arse crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more, one more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget.
11:14My husband, Les, Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terri.
11:58Oh, God.
11:59Oh.
12:03Fuck.
12:07Look, this is, this is, uh, 917, 917, 917, 5, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:35Star 6ix9ine.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need, I need Terri's number.
12:53Terri?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to
12:58speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terri, okay?
13:09No, Les.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about up-ing your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:49My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is the one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:29I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:41I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:47Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:01Richard!
17:02Hello?
17:05Richard!
17:07Richard!
17:09The office.
17:12Come back!
17:16Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:22I'm gonna go around the back!
17:27Lindy!
17:28I'm gonna go around the back!
17:41Hmph!
17:44Lindy!
17:46Wherefore art thou?
17:48Lindy?
17:50Lindy!
17:51Wherefore art thou?
17:59hey huh huh who are you no what what the fuck are you doing what the fuck are you doing
18:05no no
18:05sorry sorry sorry sorry oh wait wait wait wait yeah you must be lulu why do you know my name
18:12because i work with your dad at the lab my name's richard okay richard from the lab are you stalking
18:18us stalking no no no no no no not stalking i was i was in the in the neighborhood and
18:25i just thought
18:25i'd come by and wish the family merry christmas and you know and peep into the windows my dad's
18:31not even home which you should know working in his lab and all i oh see i am an employee
18:42and a physicist and a creep okay okay i am seeing this from your vantage point and i and i
18:51understand
18:51and the intimations therein so i will not bend your ear any longer okay so uh maybe you can just
18:59uh
19:00take these to brighten up the home and uh you know wish your mother merry christmas
19:04for me is she home writing my mom doesn't write she doesn't write okay that's not you can go now
19:10richard from the lab i am gonna go i'm just gonna go yeah sorry for your troubles and merry crimbo
19:20whatever
19:45one semester down seven to go unless you graduate early like me
19:51love dad
20:02in the name of science these protocols must end no no no i cannot do my work with these protocols
20:15in place how can you not see that i see a frustrated employee
20:27i'm also
20:29just a scientist
20:32standing in front of another scientist
20:35asking her
20:38if she really believes the protocols are more important than changing the world
20:43do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on the precipice
20:48of something
20:50monumental when the
20:51only thing that matters is the work
20:53you don't you don't eat you don't sleep you don't see your family what family it's
20:57just the work it's the
20:58it's the science it's the math it's the vision
21:02come on
21:04you feel it too
21:05you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world so join me
21:10as partners
21:12not
21:12corporate versus labor but scientist to scientist
21:17let's make history together
21:22partners
21:23partners
21:29is that a cat
21:30what no
21:30i hear everything
21:32i see everything
21:33i can even
21:35smell everything
21:36dr little john
21:38show me
21:38show you
21:39in the name of science
21:43show me
21:45it was the last unauthorized experiment i swear i didn't even know what i was thinking
22:00i do
22:02you're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables dr little john
22:06am i
22:06i don't usually underestimate men
22:08oh
22:10well then yes i am
22:11i am going to have to confiscate her
22:13is that necessary
22:14she's now company property
22:15she's a he
22:15mr magoo
22:18you named him
22:27how wonderful
22:33i would consider
22:34lifting a few
22:36of the protocols
22:37should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals find their way back to the lab asap
22:41uh-huh
22:42one water truck
22:43one remote control
22:44two anvil cases
22:45yeah i did hear something about that
22:46let me see what i can do
22:48he's so warm
22:50he is warm
22:56of course
22:58temperature
22:59um
23:02so you'll take good care of him
23:03all the best
23:04i mean
23:06yes
23:06and you'll keep track on his vitals
23:08yes
23:08and this will be our little secret animal trial
23:11yeah
23:11and you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results
23:15yes
23:16i love this cat
23:17fine yes
23:18go
23:26we'll be best friends
23:27forever
23:50then i'm heading back to the lab
23:52you okay
23:53Uh, yeah, good. Yeah, I found the wine. Gonna take a nap.
24:02Well, hello to you too, Doris.
24:07I can get to the lab, see what he's hiding.
24:11Yeah, it's a long way down, but fuck it, right?
24:17I agree.
24:19Let's do it.
24:33Let's do it.
24:55Dad.
24:58Lulu, you're home.
24:59Yeah, you told me to come home?
25:03For the vows? At the Greyhouse?
25:06Oh, yes, of course, the vows. Yeah, yeah.
25:09Where's Mom?
25:10Oh, Lulu, so good to see you. It's so good to see you.
25:13So how was the last semester and your finals?
25:17Uh, good, good, um, fantastic.
25:20Good. Yeah, it runs in the genes. You love science.
25:23Yeah. Um, hey, some, some weird guy from your lab came here.
25:29What? Who?
25:30Richard.
25:30Why?
25:31I don't even think he knew.
25:32Oh, well, he's harmless. He's an odd duck, but he's a good scientist.
25:37Dad.
25:38Yeah?
25:38You're being really weird.
25:40I am?
25:41We've been hugging for, like, five minutes.
25:43Sorry. I'm just, I'm happy to see you. And work's been crazy.
25:47Speaking of crazy, where's Mom?
25:49Oh, she's...
25:53We're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen.
25:55We're in the kitchen.
25:56A deeper kitchen.
25:57Um, so I think Mom, uh, has had, um...
26:03An emotional breakdown?
26:04No, no, no, no. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
26:06She's not.
26:07Oh, is she upstairs?
26:08Yeah, yeah.
26:09No, no, she's not. She's...
26:11Yeah, she's...
26:12Your mom has gone to the, to the, to the gray house.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Okay.
26:17Yeah.
26:18So Hurricane Lindy is tracking northeast.
26:20What category is she?
26:21Don't say that.
26:22I don't know what you're talking about.
26:24She's gotta be, like, at least a five. Am I right?
26:26Oh, these phrases you're using, that's not a nice thing to say at all.
26:33What's with the dollhouse?
26:35Huh?
26:35What's that tube for?
26:36Well, I'm cleaning it, because I wanted to decorate it for the holidays, like, festive.
26:40You're still shrinking things for the dollhouse?
26:42Oh, fuck.
26:43Let me see.
26:43Oh, no.
26:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:46Dad.
26:47Yeah.
26:47What?
26:47No, nothing.
26:48Are you okay?
26:48Yep, I'm okay. I'm fine.
26:50But you, I think, I think you should rest.
26:52I think you gotta rest. You gotta rest, honey, because you've been traveling from college
26:55and there's a lot, and I'm, you know what?
26:58I'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much, so much good stuff that you won't
27:02even feel the need to come upstairs.
27:03And better still, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you my card, and so you can just get whatever
27:07you want.
27:08But you're good.
27:09Take it up.
27:10I knew it.
27:12I'm the villain.
27:16Yeah.
27:18Fuck that.
27:20Stick to the plan.
27:22That's my ride.
27:28Shit.
27:29Yeah, it's good.
27:31Right.
27:33Get me Deborah.
27:35At the New Yorker?
27:35No.
27:36I know.
27:36What I said, get her.
27:37Okay, so two words.
27:40George Saunders.
27:41Two more.
27:42Get her.
27:50I've got Deborah.
27:56Deborah, hi.
27:58The happiest of holidays to you and yours.
28:01Absolutely not.
28:02Oh, peer me out.
28:03This isn't about me.
28:05I, um, I didn't submit Lindy's story visibly my, uh, misstep regarding Mr. Saunders.
28:12And I allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the New Yorker's reputation
28:18in the process.
28:19Uh, my humble request comes at the behest of the author, who has a few minor tweaks and
28:26would love to hold off publishing until a later date.
28:28I heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint.
28:32If there's anyone that you think I should meet, say the word.
28:36Oh, quite the opposite.
28:38Vis-a-vis your humble request, fuck right off.
28:43Hey, so that was brutal.
28:46Get me David Remnick.
28:47Oh, God.
28:48Going over Deborah's head.
28:50Can't wait.
28:52Okay.
28:55I got David.
28:58David.
28:58David Remnick, my old pal.
29:01Happiest of holidays to you and yours.
29:04Yeah, it's Deborah.
29:05Nice try.
29:07Fuck off.
29:09So don't.
29:18Lindy.
29:22Lindy?
29:30And.
29:39David.
29:41I.
29:44And.
29:49And.
29:51And.
29:52I don't know.
30:24What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:48Please.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:53Um, no.
30:55I was in the neighborhood.
30:57Stop. Stop.
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:01Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic,
31:06and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature
31:12through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's, implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive
31:23and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:31All right.
31:35All right.
31:41Complete.
31:54Let's make history.
31:56Let's make history.
32:01Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:255 seconds
32:3110 seconds
32:36I knew it
32:38He can do it
32:4015 seconds
32:4620 seconds
33:11A significant success
33:14Subject expanded to regular size
33:16For 30.8 seconds
33:18An increase of 28.7 seconds
33:23Huge progress in the name of science
33:25Richard
33:27Oh, Bob the explainer
33:32That sounded like it came from in there
33:36Spooky
33:44Lindy
33:45You fucking liar
33:50Maybe we should give him some privacy
33:55I'm done with 30 seconds
33:57And explode
33:59Oh, you don't know what you saw
34:00I'm so close
34:01My tiny fucking ass
34:03No, I would never let you explode
34:04Fuck you
34:05No, no, Lindy
34:08I'm gonna explode now
34:13You can't keep me prisoner
34:15Lindy, no
34:17Listen to me
34:18No, never
34:19I want to tell the world
34:22What you've done to me
34:24Lindy, no
34:24I don't trust you
34:27How long
34:28Until you can fix me
34:30For real
34:31I need the truth
34:38I don't know
34:41You don't know
34:45That's the truth
34:47You can't say when
34:49It could be tomorrow
34:50But it could be weeks
34:51Months
34:52Or
34:53Never
34:53No, not never
34:55My theory is sound
34:57I just need to figure out the math
34:59And I know it must have looked like a disaster
35:01But I'm making really good progress
35:03You know, yesterday was two seconds
35:05Today is over 30
35:07I'm scared
35:09Is this my new life?
35:11No
35:11It's temporary
35:12I promise
35:15I want to trust you
35:17But I can't
35:19In a minute
35:21We'll just go
35:23Okay, well
35:23I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer
35:26To hide
35:26My height
35:27My autonomy
35:29And
35:29Not my dignity
35:30Please
35:31Fun
35:32Thank you
35:33I'm gonna need something too
35:35Anything
35:35Stop locking me in the dollhouse
35:37Well, that's for your safety
35:39But fine
35:39Lose
35:40The cameras
35:41Yeah, I know you're spying on me
35:43Also for your safety
35:45And
35:45And I'm not spying on you
35:47There's no audio
35:47I'm doing a series of daily check-ins
35:49Oh, like a mental patient
35:50Like a loving husband with a miniature wife
35:53Fine
35:54But then I need
35:55A working laptop
35:57And toothpaste
35:58That I like
35:59And
36:00And
36:00My lipstick
36:01My favorite lipstick's in my purse
36:05Coming
36:05Ah
36:06Sorry, sorry, sorry
36:08Too loud
36:08Yes
36:10Yes
36:10Yes
36:10Fine
36:11Deal
36:11Make a list
36:18Love you
36:21Fuck you too
36:22I'm not spying on you
36:24I'm not spying on you
36:25I'm not spying on you
36:31I'm not spying on you
36:35I'm not spying on you
36:35I'm not spying on you
36:37I'm not spying on you
36:39I'm not spying on you
36:39I'm not spying on you
36:39I'm not spying on you
36:40I'm not spying on you
36:40I'm not spying on you
36:41I'm not spying on you
36:41I'm not spying on you
36:42I'm not spying on you
36:42I'm not spying on you
36:42I'm not spying on you
36:43I'm not spying on you
36:48I'm not spying on you
36:51Oh, God.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:03Come on.
37:06Oh, for God.
37:08Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:17Okay.
37:34Is she dead?
37:36What? Who? Is who dead?
37:39Lindy.
37:40You thought I died?
37:42It's the only reason Les would call me.
37:44You sounded...
37:45Scared.
37:46I was.
37:47Oh, that means the world to me.
37:50You have no idea.
37:52Wait, how do you think I died?
37:54What were you imagining?
37:56Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
38:01Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
38:04Lindy, I tried.
38:05Tried? Perry?
38:07That sounds very defeatist.
38:09That's not you.
38:10Come on.
38:11I really, really, really, really need this.
38:14I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
38:16Your ex-emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in.
38:19I'm about to get my own imprint.
38:20And I cannot be associated with this shit.
38:23But what about our friendship?
38:25Is this friendship or business?
38:27Both.
38:28Well, that's...
38:30That's the problem, isn't it?
38:32The lines have blurred.
38:34And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
38:39Look, Lindy, I love you.
38:41I always will, but...
38:42But?
38:45You're toxic.
38:48It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
38:50It's out there.
38:51And if it's out there and you have to deny it...
38:54You're toxic.
38:57You're toxic.
38:59I see.
39:01Well, then by that logic, if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story and
39:08encouraged me to submit it anyway,
39:10And then you had to deny it.
39:12You're toxic.
39:15But you wouldn't.
39:17No.
39:18Not if it's friendship.
39:20But if it's just business.
39:24I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:27Oh, thank you, friend.
39:33Oliver!
39:34Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
39:36Get me Jackie fucking ball when my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
39:39Thank you, God.
39:41Conclusions.
39:42The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substructural limits of the plant cells.
39:49This tension, compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature, triggered a chain reaction.
39:54This is key.
39:55Hello?
39:56Richie!
39:56It's me!
39:57I've been miniaturized!
39:58Immediate suspension.
39:59I'm in the laboratory.
40:00I'm in Les' death store.
40:01He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
40:02Help me!
40:04Detonation.
40:04Bang!
40:05And so...
40:06Wait, what?
40:06Recommend Richard.
40:08Huh?
40:08What?
40:08Is that a personal call?
40:10Hang up!
40:11Sorry.
40:12Richie!
40:12Don't hang up!
40:13Come get me!
40:13I'm in the drawer!
40:14I'm in the drawer!
40:14Open the...
40:15The top de...
40:16Hello?
40:18Apologies.
40:19It was, um...
40:20It was my mother.
40:21It's just a tiny issue.
40:26Recommendations.
40:27Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
40:31Do we read?
40:40Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
40:44Lindy.
40:45Wouldn't want.
40:46Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
40:49What was it?
40:50Category five?
40:52What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
40:55It was a five.
40:57And I'm very sorry.
41:01What does it matter now, anyway?
41:04I think it would traumatize her.
41:07I think she'd blame me.
41:10I should probably move the dollhouse.
41:13My prison within my prison.
41:17You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says...
41:21Fuck that bitch!
41:22Whoa, Lindy!
41:23That is a red light reaction.
41:25Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
41:37Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
41:42I will take my foot off the brake.
41:45And although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
41:50I feel that we have achieved a yellow light and will proceed with caution.
41:55As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
42:04I, as half of us, agree.
42:13Not at all.
42:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
42:18That stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
42:21And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
42:27The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
42:31Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
42:37So, win, win, win, win, win.
42:39Ha!
42:41Smells good, too.
42:56Sam, incarcerated.
42:57Bill, grandpa, Warren, great-grandpa.
43:03Jeff, gross.
43:17Oh.
43:18It's not how you spell little charm.
43:21Mr. Magoo.
43:46At least he gets out.
43:50I'm feeling good.
44:22It's going to be less than a big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:38Wait, are you real?
44:40I come bearing me, my love.
44:44And these.
44:47Richie!
44:52And we would have to wait so long.
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?
45:05No one's going to make it look better when we can say goodnight and stay together.
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new?
45:23And if you haven't spent the day together, hold each other close the whole night through.
45:31But happy times together, week and ending.
45:36I wish that every kiss was never ending.
45:42Or wouldn't it be nice?
45:47Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true.
45:54Run, run, run.
45:55Maybe then I wouldn't be a single baby brother.
46:01But we could be married.
46:04We could be married.
46:06And then we'd be happy.
46:08And then we'd be happy.
46:10Wouldn't it be nice?
46:12We'll be happy.
46:15We'll be happy.
46:17We'll be happy.
46:19Bye.
46:20Bye.
46:20Bye.
46:21Bye.
46:22Bye.
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