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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14lindy
03:15no no no no no no no no no
03:17lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh!
03:29Lindy!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:31No!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Woo!
03:43Stop!
03:45No!
03:46No!
03:46My god!
03:48Whoa!
03:51Whoa!
03:52Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:58Ah!
03:58Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01There you are!
04:03Ah!
04:03You're okay!
04:07I am not okay!
04:17I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works!
04:29I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry!
04:34Well now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No!
04:38Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again!
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that!
05:00God!
05:01I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck Les?!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay!
05:10Mindy I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:38No, I apologize!
05:40You're my wife!
05:41You're not an experiment!
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les!
06:44Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh...
08:08I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:17Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:34Help!
08:49You're so close.
08:51I'm gonna need a minute!
08:52Hey Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away
09:13Thank you
09:17You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:22She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We've got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont
09:41For two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:57Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:07Oh, quiet everybody please
10:11Quiet please
10:12Sorry
10:13Oh, it's work
10:18Hey Martin
10:22Well, I was going to head out of town
10:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just head into the lab
10:33No, no, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:53Peace, Alfrey?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:07And accurate
12:11The dent from when I side-swiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:14Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, God
13:21Oh, God
13:23Oh, God
13:34Oh, God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:46It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:15Ha, ha, ha.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Ha, ha, ha.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Ha, ha, ha.
15:31Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Wendy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
16:00Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up,
16:26and you could maybe snort it,
16:28but I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:00I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04What are you doing?
17:05Uh, whore away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close. Yeah. Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six-inch-tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's going to play me in the movie.
18:03She's going to play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:36But I questioned her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:50I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesday.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:39Me!
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:44I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:08Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:31I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
21:01Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go ahead.
21:11Go ahead.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Walsh.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously.
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
23:22It was a few days.
23:23Yeah. What? What? What? It can't be right. Okay, I'm coming in. Now. Now-ish.
24:02Magoo. Stay. Stay. No, no, no, no, no. Magoo. Come here.
24:23Ow. Fuck. You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop. Stop it. You're fine. I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
25:03Hey! Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:09Oh. You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine. I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right. Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried. Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy. Lindy's her name,
25:27right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing. She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing. That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside. I'm sorry you used profanity. I'm upset.
25:47I'm upset. I'll see you later.
26:01Les? Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh. He left me? Right. I have to trust him. I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh? Oh. Yeah. Why not? Okay, that's... That's good, Space Colon. Colon?
26:41Colonial. Colonel. Space Colonel. Next stop, Uranus. I could... Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me. That's our deal. There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know. What?
27:12Oh. What have you done?
27:15What have I done? Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work. I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no. We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say, exactly? What does the small print say, exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really, really silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can. It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Oh, God.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:01Um.
29:07Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, that's, that's okay.
29:17I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:26Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um, you, you seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh, I'm just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38And I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special.
29:43You know, and it's just, you know.
29:47Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift, so.
29:58Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:11Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, God.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:51Oh, God.
30:58Oh, God.
31:00Oh, a classic.
31:01Gama!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So.
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Thoughts complete.
32:08Bob, implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared
32:24over mu naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:17Let's make history.
34:27Let's make history.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody.
35:13Everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable.
35:54And it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow.
36:17Together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:36Don't!
36:43Oh, what have I done?
36:47Oh, what have I done?
37:06Oh, what have I done?
37:17It's my phone.
37:20Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, it's my phone!
37:22Oh, oh!
37:25Come on!
37:25Come on!
37:26Come on!
37:26What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:45Ah!
38:47Oh!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God dammit, let!
38:58For God's sake.
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:05What up?
39:07Oh, oh, oh.
39:12Ah!
39:17Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:21Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:25Oh!
39:29Oh!
39:32Oh!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:03Ah!
40:08Oh!
40:10Oh!
40:11Oh!
40:12Ah!
40:14Help!
40:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:17Help!
40:17Help!
40:20What the?
40:22Oh, oh, oh.
40:25Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:28Ah! Ah!
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:59Too many lonely soils have dripped it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make a...
41:51You think you're gonna break up
42:12You're gonna break up
42:15You think you're gonna break up
42:20You
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