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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:06Hmm. Hmm.
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So, I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests,
00:01:31you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36Nope.
00:01:37Uh, it just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick, I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39I...
00:02:41For...
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the... Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:53They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die! Die! Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30We have reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardoff is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for like 3% to 5% sake,
00:03:52and I am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park signing off.
00:04:02Who is that?
00:04:03Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be like unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:25Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 8-74.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09Hi.
00:05:10Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Come on.
00:05:24Carl Bardo.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:31Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Might mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardoff's Law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know?
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my Mount Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:12So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:18You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:22Um...
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In, uh...
00:06:2909 early.
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:31My latest enterprise.
00:06:33Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:42Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking...
00:07:02If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:04Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:09And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:12So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like...
00:07:13How about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:18Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean...
00:07:20With a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:24Ah!
00:07:26Ah!
00:07:27Ah!
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30Ah!
00:07:31What the fuck?!
00:07:34The fuck is wrong?!
00:07:37Oh, my God!
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart
00:08:16and starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a
00:08:23fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss all of it in session
00:08:39right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after mine were crossed too it's
00:08:45okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy he's the type of guy
00:08:52you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't because you're
00:08:58supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some people
00:09:04deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this what do you know
00:09:12where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire yes we will work
00:09:19through
00:09:19all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this morning well i called the
00:09:26school and he's not here he's not even registered joanne what is going on he's there i i see him
00:09:33on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan but of course the only
00:09:38explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open yourself up to the
00:09:44possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they they build up
00:09:49like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy i have no idea what you're talking about
00:09:57right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a dung beetle he's not
00:10:03the dung beetle
00:10:03in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god oh god move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes
00:10:33ointment of course uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's the sekva uh
00:10:56the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so yeah and we we've been working with
00:11:01uh
00:11:01your cto harper turns out you're gnotin gizmo i have noted same tech right can be used to identify
00:11:11bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming here
00:11:19to
00:11:20check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would love to
00:11:28meet
00:11:28your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank
00:11:40you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're
00:11:55going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we shouldn't simplify the data
00:12:00how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you
00:12:07mother yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:31okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your sekva yeah yeah sure hypergnosis is
00:12:48soliciting
00:12:48a government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm throwing i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the
00:12:57red carpet make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hawk yeah you got it great great
00:13:04meeting
00:13:04guys starting the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson
00:14:02naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the mother of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from
00:14:28school
00:14:28and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one who
00:14:33had to
00:14:34replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident i well that that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we get
00:14:48his eighth
00:14:49grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him
00:15:01when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i
00:15:22can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44okay i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house it's a
00:15:56house
00:15:56we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality yeah i think so
00:16:06you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was yes you do linus poe and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:16today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened he got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:44yes
00:16:46yes
00:16:50yes
00:17:01yes
00:17:02yes
00:17:02yes
00:17:04yes
00:17:12yes
00:17:39Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I, you, so, you just, you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry, let me, let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:10Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just, just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is, sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Ascles.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28Oh, you smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36Oh, I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero, two heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:20Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Sequoia like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She'd like to, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and, you know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract,
00:23:40actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:53I should be, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to report.
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Hijack her to a black side.
00:24:33And want to put the bitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell our guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:02Thanks.
00:25:04Thanks.
00:25:06Thanks.
00:25:08Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There were circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00Where's Lily?
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:08My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First golf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:20Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:02Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a boring.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:34Can I help you?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:46Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:52All of his...
00:29:54Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:58That sounds difficult.
00:30:00One feeling that's been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36the first...
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neurocompanion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46People are screaming.
00:30:49I'm sorry.
00:30:50I'm sorry.
00:30:50I'm sorry.
00:31:15Did you, did you do it?
00:31:19Why?
00:31:22You poop all the time.
00:31:24You're always pooping.
00:31:25But all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:30Sometimes I just, you know, I get...
00:31:35Maybe go for a walk.
00:31:37Get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh my gosh, please just leave.
00:31:48Oh my gosh.
00:31:49Watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:31:52I don't like it.
00:32:19I don't like it.
00:32:20I don't like it.
00:32:46It's easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:51Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, what was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told, well, we actually made better.
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52But we can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:26Uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57Do you remember?
00:35:00Do you remember?
00:35:02No?
00:35:04I do.
00:35:26I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:36Duncan Duncan the house it's gone early this morning they had to abandon it oh my god it's all
00:35:43gone we'll build a new one I don't want a new one well you can't have one what's gone so
00:36:04thanks so much very comforting house we got married and what did you do what did you do there
00:36:14Lily huh you ate some prune danish is that are you being okay are you being serious yes yes yes
00:36:26I am
00:36:27okay serious it wasn't at the house despite our arrangement it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35I wouldn't do that where was it I told you I told you the mud bath oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great great yeah I guess your fear of UTIs is cured you are disgusting oh and just so you know
00:36:48mud is
00:36:49antimicrobial
00:36:56the house was ours it was ours
00:37:02sup
00:37:06I heard the news I'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet mama
00:37:23oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39Lily everyone wins with headphones you love his music this was our first concert what is wrong with
00:37:49you seriously he's a sad cowboy goth shit he's sad
00:37:58there was a spider get up
00:38:03oh
00:38:04oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:06oh
00:38:09oh
00:38:10oh
00:38:10oh
00:38:10oh
00:38:23oh
00:38:23you're going to give a twilight set of for his trip okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28what if I say something middleware
00:38:31like what
00:38:32you know um something that I know that I
00:38:37they
00:38:38maybe you don't know I know oh
00:38:40sweetie
00:38:40out
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah, here's the, um...
00:38:48Here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech, not lab tech.
00:38:55Oh, okay, so where do I...
00:38:56In the lab.
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East, one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03They go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah, and you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay, well, I will take the sample.
00:39:14I, um, oh, just call me, okay, if you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right, here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay, um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:18She's not here, buddy.
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey.
00:40:39Hey.
00:40:41Hey.
00:40:43Hey.
00:40:46Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:11Please, I, I, I got lost.
00:41:13Please, please.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you.
00:41:22You're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:35But, but, you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:46It's rules.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:15Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:53Remember.
00:43:12Mm, yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but, like, I'm still miserable.
00:43:33Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So, first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um...
00:45:38I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43God damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:50Hello?
00:45:53Oh, my...
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:03Well, that...
00:46:05That can't be...
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:12Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit?
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I...
00:47:45His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I...
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry, and I will gladly go down, just so long as
00:49:44I take you with me.
00:49:45Wh-why-why-why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am.
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:39Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:42You're ugly.
00:50:44You're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:19You, I, is that, it's a Linux phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out, blow-off party.
00:51:45And I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks.
00:51:50And he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million.
00:51:58And I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never.
00:52:55Made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Poe's.
00:53:21A loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:36Yes!
00:54:37Oh, my God!
00:54:39Ew!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through
00:55:30the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:55:59I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
00:57:08and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems,
00:57:11and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy
00:57:54to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph,
00:58:18Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:29And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider
00:58:38that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me
00:59:06and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there
00:59:26is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
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