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"It’s just theory and practice for my date," she said. "I’ll be your tutor," he smirked. "SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND" is a hilarious, incredibly spicy rom-com that completely destroys the friend zone. When fake lessons turn into real obsession, things get dangerously hot. Binge the full tension-filled comedy now!
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:30Hi!
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that'll clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29It means to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:47Wait, what is this?
00:09:47Bye!
00:09:48...
00:09:49...
00:10:00...
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:54Of all the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward. Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:04Thack.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:27Holy shit.
00:12:31Oh
00:12:33Yeah, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:53Those are photoshopped
00:13:10Oh my brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:19My god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No
00:13:50My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:58Stop it
00:14:00Oh my god
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me
00:14:20Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:23What the hell Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good huh? Now if you don't delete it off your phone I'm exposed to what else is fake about
00:14:37you and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me. You
00:14:51hear me?
00:14:55Haley are you?
00:14:56Haley are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:18Love you mom
00:15:22Wait mom
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56Tough day huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00They're my favorite
00:16:02Noted, is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:12I'm really proud of you
00:16:14And then there's this guy
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20It's so confusing
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:27I like you, only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna rooster for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:40That sounds amazing
00:16:42When? With?
00:16:44About after school
00:16:45At the balcony
00:16:46I'll bring followers
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:22Defending that nobody
00:17:23Haley girl
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is Cole
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:42That whole family is trash
00:17:43Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:59She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:04You're sick
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future
00:18:14Oh hi
00:18:16I am Haley
00:18:17Yes
00:18:19So nice to meet you
00:18:20God
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:30You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:38Fail
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:42Ew
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic
00:18:49Maybe he's married
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:11Eat it
00:19:22Help me
00:19:23So you're saying that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:55uh thank you wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around i just i happen to see you were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah my boyfriend actually well he he kind of stood me up so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers are you trying to play with my feelings
00:21:39coldness because it's not going to work i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online board can you just make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05you understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i see why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38oh in the game huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow in the game too i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:45it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:52champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:05oh you
00:25:06oh me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom
00:25:58i don't know
00:25:59i'm going to go well
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:06are you jealous of me
00:26:07jealous
00:26:07me jealous
00:26:09no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:24miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry
00:26:30am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34make you trust me
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:11one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32and i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40i think you know much i want you
00:27:46do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:54oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay
00:28:06oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident
00:28:31guacamole wizard
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident
00:28:52do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:07he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't pick this anymore
00:29:12cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:14oh shit
00:29:16oh shit
00:29:16oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey
00:29:32i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cole
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever
00:30:22to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake
00:31:03then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:16no
00:31:16you don't
00:31:17how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:13i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here distracting me with bad puns
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much gull
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:48like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this col edmunds
00:34:01if i message corkamoly wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see your own school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27i don't say we
00:34:30hayley
00:34:32hayley
00:34:39jeez
00:34:40god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00here we are
00:35:17don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:29i pay attention to what you like
00:35:32i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:36you were watching me
00:35:38just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54milf
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay
00:36:05then break them up
00:36:07idiot
00:36:08um
00:36:09what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:42yeah it was
00:36:44so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:47you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50here
00:36:51i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:07oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:15oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:18oh my god
00:37:20oh
00:37:21oh
00:37:21oh
00:37:23oh
00:37:24stop
00:37:24stop
00:37:25stop
00:37:26stop
00:37:26stop
00:37:26stop
00:37:27stop
00:37:27stop
00:37:27what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit
00:37:32it's principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:40oh
00:37:41oh
00:37:42oh
00:37:42oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:45bailey rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11that's the least i could do
00:38:12after you
00:38:13saved my ass today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh
00:38:19sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:22you and
00:38:23you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31you know
00:38:33father that asshole
00:38:34every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you
00:38:38kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:49okay fine
00:38:49i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god
00:39:09oh my god
00:39:10i am so fed up with this
00:39:14okay
00:39:29sorry
00:39:30i tripped
00:39:31i tripped
00:39:32no no no no no
00:39:33check
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:47yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:04hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:26thing never happened oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55how cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravo okay okay
00:42:04i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:59valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you
00:43:23touching me
00:43:23oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:52here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:59oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jenny
00:44:59hey
00:44:59hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:35sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:53what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:20you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29not over my dead body
00:46:31oh
00:46:31because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:54come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it just do it
00:47:01you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:01i can't even take care
00:48:03why did i just go
00:48:04why did i have something in this
00:48:15hey haley
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:19Hi. Hey, Max. Your house is gorgeous. I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone, let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv. Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Paul?
00:49:44Is there a fire in her room...
00:49:44...
00:49:54Oh!
00:49:59Who died in my house?
00:50:04I made a fire at all...
00:50:07Who died in the house?
00:50:11Is there a fire in my house?
00:50:12You're out of the house!
00:50:12Oh, I'm out of the house!
00:50:14I'm out of the house!
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:08trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the
00:51:44scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:50is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:06mother
00:52:06is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:24you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:56make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:20never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:25have
00:54:25to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:29respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle
00:54:51claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:02the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what it's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should give you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my hairiness and i can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard
00:56:47thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:49like
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:53you didn't expect her
00:56:55i i mean i
00:56:57i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes
00:57:03i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:08you were always there for me
00:57:10you were really fucking hot
00:57:16i said
00:57:16you were always there for me
00:57:18there's things that we could do
00:57:20i know
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25i'll take my clothes off
00:57:27you're getting there, don't worry
00:57:28mm-hmm
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:33just beyond me
00:57:36i'm so beyond you
00:57:38i'm so beyond you
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do again.
00:57:57Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:03Alright, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll take that as a win.
00:58:12What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute, Norm.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Same.
00:58:34Is it Promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to Promenade?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:25with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course, they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:48Are you Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:09Mr. Edmonds, you would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28Since where's your dad?
01:01:31Hey, uh, most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah.
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Damn.
01:01:47Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:19I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:35You little skit.
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:56I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship.
01:03:10You lied to me.
01:03:17Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:38humor.
01:03:38Oof.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy prime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:51Woo-hoo!
01:04:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:54Woo-hoo!
01:04:56Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:58Woo-hoo!
01:04:59Woo-hoo!
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